#incorrect starker quotes

[madeforstarker]

Peter: Ow!

Tony: What happened, kid?!

Peter: Papercut, Mr. Stark.

Tony: *lifts Peter's hands and kisses the finger* They say kisses makes the booboos go away, kiddo.

-

Peter, runs to Sam: Mr. Falcon, sir, please punch me on the mouth!

Sam:

Bucky:

Peter:

Sam, cracking his knuckles: I've been waiting for this.

[definitelynottony]

(High school AU: Tony is a senior, Peter is a freshman in Tony's advanced mathematics class.)

Teacher:"In this equation, what comes after 69?"

Tony:(looking directly at Peter) "Mouthwash"

Peter:😳

Teacher:"Stark! Get out of my class!"

[sinner-for-starker]

Peter: You call yourself my soulmate, but where were you when my meme only had four likes? Tony: Making four accounts Peter: *tearing up* R-really??

[starker2910]

Peter: If we were cats, you'd be the love of my nine lives.

Tony: I had two lives, you were my love in both.

[muse-of-gods]

Peter: C'mon Tony!

Tony: No Peter, there will be sand everywhere -

Peter: I don't care, I need you!

Tony: - and people could come by the beach anytime.

Peter: *doe eyes* please daddy 😢

Tony: ... okay but only quick!

[lanyakea-universe]

"What's your biggest turn-on?"

Peter, answering without thinking: Tony.

[gfmaximoff]

Tony: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

Peter: The cow???

Tony: What?!

Stephen: Peter, WHY?

[the-iv-seasons]

Tony : Are you a piece of shrapnel? Cause you pierced my heart

Peter : …

Peter : Is that a pick-up line or trauma?

[aimless-alpine]

peter: well fuck me if I’m wrong but-

tony: you’re wrong

peter: tony what-

tony: you. are. wrong.

[madeforstarker]

Peter: Please hold me, Mr. Stark, stress is not good for the baby.

Tony, choking: ?? What baby?!

Peter: Me, I'm the baby.

[st4rshang0ut]

Peter: I'm incredibly fast at math.

Tony: Alright, what's 30x17?

Peter: 47!

Tony: That's not even close.

Peter: But it was fast.

[sinner-for-starker]

Tony: I can fix you. Peter, mentally: No, don't fix me. Degrade me. Ruin me. Take me apart and break me all over again. Peter, verbally: Okay, sir.

[monster-cock69]

Harley: Peter i know we're best friends and that makes this really awkward but– 

Peter: you wanna fuck my dad? well, come on he's always wanted a threesome with us and you

[rebel13lion39]

[00ps13-d41sy]

Tony: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Peter: You and me!!! <3

Tony, tearing up: Okay-

[bulkyphrase]

Hi there, question for you: do you filter any tags? What are they, if you don't mind sharing? (even just a yes or no answer is helpful if you don't wish to elaborate)

Just FYI, I'm going around and asking this same question to others in the community (so please don't feel targeted or anything like that), but if you wouldn't mind answering this question, I'd be very curious to know your answer!

If you do answer, please consider tagging your reply "#filtered tags ask" for convenience, and if you're inclined to copy/paste this ask into others' ask boxes, it'd be much appreciated 🙏

I do filter tags! I filter a bunch of tags, actually:

#amber heard #anti endgame #anti endgame steve #anti mcu wanda maximoff #anti peggy #anti peggy carter #anti st*ggy #anti steggy #anti steve rodgers #anti steve rogers #anti team cap #anti wanda maximoff #anti wandavision #avengers incorrect quotes #barry #bucky barnes x reader #bucky x reader #call of duty #chris evans x reader #dark!steve x reader #dark!steve x you #dead poets society #dps #house md #howard stark x reader #hydra husbands #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect quotes #johnny depp #jonny depp #kinnporsche #kinnporsche the series #Kiseki: Dear to me #loki x reader #lucifer #mcu incorrect quotes #natasha romanoff x reader #natasha romanoff x you #natasha x reader #not a rating #ofmd #pro tony stark #reader insert #rwrb #rwrb spoilers #starker #steve rodgers x reader #steve rogers critical #steve rogers x black!reader #steve rogers x fem!reader #steve rogers x male reader #steve rogers x reader #steve rogers x reader fluff #steve rogers x stark!reader #steve rogers x you #steve x reader #this is a captain carter hate blog sorry #tony stark defense squad #wanda maximoff x reader #wanda maximoff x you

These are a mix of tags I actively don't want to see anywhere (e.g. anti steve rogers), popular stuff I don't mind but am tired of seeing on my dash (e.g. ofmd), and tags that I'm willing to see from trusted people but not the general tumblr population (e.g. anti endgame, or pro tony stark). Plus the never ending quest to keep tag search and browse results from being clogged with a bunch of super long x reader fics.