#incorrect vincent

[theclassclone]

CJ: Yo dumbass, get over here. Vincent: Okay- JFK, gleefully runs past: I’m coming! Vincent, sadly: I thought... I was dumbass...

[loucifersbitch]

very funny that in the same episode, we got:

Chim @ Gerrard: go suck a dick 🙄 (derogatory)

Bobby @ Buck: go suck a dick ☺️ (affectionate)

[thaern]

[911-incorrect-quotes-dispatch]

Eddie: See you saved Captain Gerrard, everything is fine.

Buck: I think I wanted to kill him.

Eddie: Don't feel bad about it because that's so hot.

[frstk]

A chef can dream🥂

[owl-nerd-13]

Benitez: Why are you smiling so much?

Bellini: What? I can’t just be happy?

Lawrence: Tedesco tripped and fell in the parking lot.

[timdrakesbussy]

An attempt at group bonding was made. Needless to say, Alex was perplexed but to Sam this was a typical Tuesday night.

(Hello, yes, I am back with these losers (attempted at) being friends with each other. You are (hopefully) not immune to this propaganda)

[spideyswede]

Daredevil: Born Again vs. The Internet (IV)

[eddiestightywhities]

Hen: *I am so over this shit*

Chim: *Bringing sexy back to bowed-legs*

Firefighter #8: *Wtf am I doing here?*

Gerrard: *A Bigot*

Eddie: *Even Afghanistan was better than this*

Buck: *Yep, still bisexual!*

[theotherbuckley]

Incorrect tweets pt 39/?

[theclassclone]

Vincent: CJ, I have a question. CJ: What is it? Vincent: What color is an orange? CJ: Vincent, you bonehead! Its color is the same as its name. Just like a lemon.

[cocomoraine]

vincent benitez: i heard they were shipping us.

thomas lawrence: tO WHERE?!

[thaern]

[911-incorrect-quotes-dispatch]

Captain Gerrard: Buckley, did you wash the fire engine?

Buck: No, I did not.

Captain Gerrard: And why would that be?

Buck: Because it's June, which means I'm not responsible for any of my actions and if you try to make me complete any tasks you are homophobic. Right Hen?

Hen: Sorry cap, but he is correct, we both have gay month immunity.

[its-a-show-stoppin-number]

Gerrard: you don’t see me saying anything crazy about Buckley and Diaz’s weird little relationship

Buck and Eddie: *in unison* they’re just jealous

[rottenpumpkin13]

Do you think Cloud and the others would teach Vincent slang?

*Over text*

Cloud: hey vincent. hru?

Vincent: I understand that you've typed out some kind of code. HRU. Hostile Reconnaissance Unit

Cloud: what? no it means "how are you" lmao

Vincent: LMAO? Lethal Military Armed Opposition. We are under attack.

Cloud: omg vincent no. it just means laughing my ass off

Vincent: You're laughing while we're potentially under siege? This is serious, Cloud.

Cloud: omg

Vincent: OMG. Organized Militant Group.

Cloud: im dying.

Vincent: Are you hurt? Who attacked you? Was it Sephiroth? Send me your location immediately.

Cloud: noooo its just an expression. ttyl vincent

Vincent: TACTICAL TERROR YOUTH LEAGUE. THE REMNANTS.

Cloud: FFS

Vincent: FRONTLINE FOES SPOTTED? Take cover immediately while I contact Reeve.

Cloud: WTF.

Vincent: WARZONE TACTICS FAILING. I told you to procure a more practical sword.

Cloud: -_-