#incorrect wandavision

[satanic-nightjar]

Vision: May I ask you for a favour?

Wanda: I would literally die for you but sure.

Vision: We need to talk about you starting your sentences like this.

[drunk-cryptic-witch]

Y/n: Wanda, you are like mjolnir

Wanda: How so?

Y/n: Only those worthy can hold you

Wanda: Awww

Y/n: Yet the fucking robot did it before me.

Wanda:

[incorrect-wandavision-quotes]

Agnes: Well, if ignorance is bliss, you must be one happy fucking idiot.

Pietro: I am, thank you.

[offtophic]

Wanda: I am cold,

Wanda: I am careless,

Wanda: I am dangerous.

*ding*

Wanda: Ooh! My unicorn cupcakes!!

[vorpalmuchness]

Agatha Harkness: I've never broken any of your dumb rules!

her coven:

Agatha: -in front of you!

[fandomnerd9602]

Y/N cuddles with Wanda on their bed…

Y/N: can I touch your belly?

Wanda: (giggles) it’s your baby too, detka

Y/N: I know. But you’re your own person and I didn’t want to infringe on your space

Wanda: I’d be more insulted if you didn’t touch my belly (giggles)

Y/N: oh alright

Y/N gently caresses Wanda’s pregnant belly. The babies kick…

Y/N nuzzles Wanda, conveying every ounce of love they can give…

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Vision: You just can’t stand the idea of Wanda and I as a couple.

Y/N: Very true. It makes me wanna puke up blood.

[chaosvillainy]

*Y/N and Strange watching Scarlet Witch from a distance*

Y/N: That’s her. That’s the girl I have a crush on.

Y/N: Thoughts?

Strange: …

Strange: And prayers, girl.

[cissa-calls]

Countdown to Agatha: Day 757

Natasha: “You’re a morosexual, just accept it!”

Wanda: “A what?”

Natasha: “A morosexual - it means you’re only attracted to morons”

Wanda: “I am not!”

Natasha: “Really?” *points to Y/N and Agatha*

Agatha and Y/N: *trying to slide down the banister of a three story spiral staircase*

Y/N: “If Anna did it in the opening song of Frozen, then SO CAN I” *slips off and cascades down an entire story*

Agatha: “HAHAHA” *slips and falls on top of them* “OOF”

Natasha to Wanda: “You’re doing a terrible job beating the allegations”

[lifespectator]

Wanda takes Y/n to her gingerbread house

Wanda: Everything you see here is edible.

Y/n, eyeing up Wanda: Everything?

Wanda, under her breath: Everything.

Agatha: Do ya'll think before you speak?

[headcanonthings]

[incorrectquotesandmadness]

Y/N: When are we gonna fuck? Wanda: What? Y/N: Oh sorry autocorrect. When are we gonna hang out? Wanda: First of all that two words isn't even close to each other. And second of all, this is a verbal conversation..

[incorrect-wandavision-quotes]

Wanda: I wish I could block people in real life.

Monica: Restraining order.

Agatha: Murder.

[wandas6-gf]

Y/N: Do you think when butterflies are in love they feel humans in their stomach?

Wanda: Y/N. Darling. Honey. Love of my life. What the fuck?

[satanic-nightjar]

Agatha: You’ve been watching tv all day, why don’t you go read something?

Wanda: [puts on subtitles]

Agatha:

[fandomnerd9602]

Y/N walks up behind Wanda and lifts up her pregnant belly…

Wanda: detka

Wanda giggles and leans against Y/N’s chest…

Y/N: does that make you feel better?

Wanda cups Y/N’s hands with her own…

Wanda: so much better

Wanda bites her lip, trying to contain the joy she feels…