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smiley-maize · 24 days ago

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#presented without further comment #it doesnt need it #gaze upon my worm #this is how he stares at me like a little creep when i get ready in the morning #maize the snake #smiley maize #reptiblr #corn snake #snake

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autumnhobbit · 4 months ago

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why is everybody cooking their ground beef in oil

#IT DOESNT NEED IT #THE FAT IN THE BEEF WILL RENDER OUT AS YOU COOK IT

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bulbabutt · 10 months ago

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i don't know the etiquette for posting other peoples tiktoks but the delivery of this punchline hit me like a FUCKING TRUCK please

NikhilClayton <- you should follow this guy on tiktok he's fucking hilarious

#tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #nikhilclayton #im like checking he doesnt have a tumblr but yall need to experience the laugh attack i just had #sharing it to spread the joy honestly

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seobot · 5 months ago

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#DOESNT GET QUEUED I NEED TO POST THIS NOW

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jacqcrisis · 2 years ago

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Put salt in your baked goods. Put salt in your desserts. Just do it. Please. Salt isn't just for savory, it's literally a flavor enhancer so even a pinch can take a meh recipe to one people can't stop eating. Listen to me. Your cookies and cheesecake bars are bland and uninteresting. I'm taking your hand. I'm guiding you with a gentle touch to the back. We can do this together. Trust me.

#baking #just do it just put THE SALT IN THE COOKIE DOUGH #you need some salt i promise #just a little #just skooch #'the recipe doesnt call for salt' THEN ITS PROBABLY WRONG

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 8 months ago

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transformers one where everything is the same except the circle does not go into the square hole

#transformers #transformers one #transformers fanart #bumblebee #b 127 #d 16 #megatron #elita one #orion pax #optimus prime #made this comic because when i was vc with a friend we both realized only bumblebee had a square hole for liteally no reason #and we thought it was the funniest thing ever #the circle goes into the square hole #no it doesnt boy #hes still needs to learn his shapes and colors

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skellydun · 2 years ago

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I don't think I'm meant to be employed. It really cuts into my goofy silly haha time. and it makes it nearly impossible to have any wow life is beautiful let me take it in time.

#guess what our employee appreciation gift was. a chair. 100+ dollars on a camping chair for each HQ employee? why not just...#i was just like gee. glad u appreciate me. u ever heard of how companies can shower u with free swag but it doesnt distract from the #horrible culture???#like yes dont give us that 100 dollars but give me an ugly chair with our company logo that i had to lug up a hill.#im just tired of this aspect of HR i think. need me some new scenery

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mochasucculent · 6 months ago

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Was looking at refs and since Viktor has two different leg braces I was wondering, do we think he wears them simultaneously?? The refs don't perfectly line up perspective-wise so it's hard to tell but parts of the one he wears during the Hexcore scenes look like they could maybe line up with the brace that he wears over his clothes, but also some parts really don't and look like they'd be super uncomfy. Also HOW does he take these on and off. Experts weigh in

#viktor #arcane #ig my assumption would be that he wears both simultaneously cause in the scene where he injects the shimmer #it seems implied that he just threw off his clothes and kept experimenting #so one might assume he was already wearing the smaller one underneath #tho it is a funny image to think of him just being like 'one sec i gotta go all the way home and grab my other brace to do this'#he can take off the back brace too cause hes not wearing it in the scene where he's in the hospital bed and you can see his shoulder #where the strap would be #but that one seems to make even less sense functionality wise #everything looks like its screwed together #or screwed INTO him #but only the top bolts on his spine are i think #in the close ups of his back brace model it looks like theres cushioning underneath the parts of it that cover the rest of his spine #so he can take it off. but HOW #what parts of it unscrew/detatch to pull open and off #does it not do that at all and he just has to shimmy it off his shoulder and all the way down his legs to get it off like a romper #the shape language of the designs are cool but like. tell me how it wooorrkkksss #forgive me if im just dumb and dont know at all how braces work and theres a very simple practical explanation for all this #any king who wants to infodump about mobility aids at me....the floor is yours #something to be said i suppose about the fact that zaunites have crazy prosthetics with wild augmentations that work flawlessly #and piltover's like. idk heres some fucking uncomfortable ass metal. salo gets wheelchair in non ada compliant place #they havent ever needed to adapt to accommodate disabilities etc etc #or maybe artists were just like 'heres a design' and everybody clapped and didnt give it a second thought #and then they just turned off the visibility on the mesh when they didnt need it knowing thered not be a scene where its taken off #dont even wanna THINK about what that rig would look like #like 40 different controllers #soft body and rigid hard surfaces needing to move together....#a cold chill just shot up my spine #<- guy who is only an animator and doesnt know how to rig #forgive the magic wand tool with zero cleanup. i am lazy

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hinamie · 2 months ago

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my artblock muse

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk fanart #yuji itadori #itadori yuuji #jjk yuji #ive been using what little energy i have at the end of a workday to chip away at this all week #i am TIRED of looking at it take it take it take it #i feel like im reusing poses and that my render is muddy but i am trying 2 convince myself im seeing things #except the poses part . yuuji rubbing sheepishly at his neck needs 2 stop i cant keep defaulting here #it doesnt matter how cute he is i need new material or i will get a bad grade in anime fanartist #im being dramatic fr the most part fgsdjj i dont hate this im just ready 2 move on #its not bad! yuuji 1 and 2 are my favourites. after 3 i burnt out #altho this new addition to yuujis hoodie collection is a banger i love giving yuuji all the fv merch that doesnt exist tht i wish i had #so 3 has that going for it i suppose #anyway long weekend god bless SURELY i can use my time 2 draw smth more substantial. surely.#<- coping

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marciaillust · 4 months ago

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your design of me

#marcia #digital art #illustration #original art #yay its doneeee #oh garret #im sorry its always the same #its always about being a means to an end #and its doesnt matter if its a cold and calculating eye or a warm naive vision #they dont want you for you. they only want what you can do for them #and feeling needed and irreplaceable stopped feeling nice 3 lifetimes ago #all that is left are frustration and anger #dont you get it? dont you get it? the contours of what makes me me are not in the shape of your needs and wants #orion lavont #rosie lavont #garret #tcm #the clockmaster #oc #MARCIA CONTINUING HER MISSION TO SHIT COLOUR MAXIMALIST STYLE!#you know when youre trying something for the first time and youre like uh oh im having a feeling im not excellent at it from the get go #looowkey how im feeling #as you know ive been trying to incorporate more colours into my works #but i am yet to truly understand what im doing #i dont want to stumble into results with adjustment layers anymore #i wish to do things on purpose #I want to be in control! I want to make conscious choices!!!#anyway the purpose of these was to do something new and quirky #something other than faithful rendering #the most challenging part of this pic was probably all the papers. adjusting the perspective and all

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majunju · 1 year ago

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father lyney + alts

#genshin impact #my art #tbh i dont rly think hed take on arlecchinos colour scheme but the concept itself is nice #also i cant for the love of me put him in longer pants it jst doesnt feel right. he needs those short shorts nothing else

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fuckingshitupjacket · 7 months ago

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I may have just made my life's work

#house md #malpractice md #hate crimes md #more mouse bites #he needs mouse bites to live #dr house #and im sorry if somebody already made this #i looked around a little and havent seen one but thag doesnt mean anything #Thank god tho that its november and this isnt gonna screw up my wrapped

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lettuccine · 1 year ago

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pov: you play poker game with marcille

#no but jokes aside #canonically marcille is better at lying and controlling her expressions #or at least better than laios #so lets just pretend that in this situation she's relaxed enough that she doesnt need to control her (ears') emotion #marcille donato #ears ears ears i love her ears so much #dungeon meshi #a little bit of #farcille

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zhelin-thames · 6 months ago

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A Ghostly Text Mishap

Danny flopped onto his bed, phone in hand, glaring at the screen. Another long day of dealing with Vlad's manipulative nonsense had left him frustrated beyond belief. He opened his messages, found the contact labeled Trucker, and began furiously typing.

Danny: You will NOT believe what Plasmius did this time. The absolute NERVE of this guy. You’d think being half-dead would make someone LESS petty, but nooo, this man’s ego is bigger than the Ghost Zone.

Danny: He tried to "buy" my parents' company AGAIN. He offered to “help” with ghost containment tech but really just wants to snoop around for weaknesses in the portal.

Danny: AND he had the audacity to call me “Little Badger” like it’s a term of endearment. I swear, if I hear that ONE MORE TIME, I might go full ghost and dropkick him into the Fenton Thermos.

Satisfied with his venting, Danny tossed his phone onto the bed and buried his face in his pillow. Unbeknownst to him, he had made one critical mistake.

Jason Todd, aka Red Hood, was sitting in his safe house, polishing his guns when his phone buzzed. He glanced at the screen.

Unknown Number: You will NOT believe what Plasmius did this time…

Jason raised an eyebrow. “What the hell is this?” he muttered, scrolling through the tirade. By the time he got to “Little Badger”, he was smirking.

He typed back:

Jason: Kid, I think you’ve got the wrong number. Unless this “Plasmius” guy is a Gotham villain I’ve somehow missed.

Danny’s phone buzzed, and he rolled over to check it. His heart dropped when he saw the reply.

Danny: Oh no. This isn’t Trucker, is it?

Jason: Nope. But you’ve got my attention. Who’s Plasmius, and why does he sound like the type of guy I’d shoot on principle?

Danny hesitated, then decided to just roll with it.

Danny: Short version: he’s a half-ghost fruitloop billionaire who’s obsessed with ruining my life, becoming my creepy stepdad, and taking over the world. Think Lex Luthor but undead and ickier.

Jason burst out laughing, earning a curious glance from Roy Harper, who had just walked in.

“Who’s got you laughing like that?” Roy asked, setting down a bag of takeout.

“Some kid who texted me by mistake,” Jason replied, showing him the messages.

Roy skimmed them and snickered. “Plasmius? Sounds like a knockoff vampire villain.”

Jason’s fingers flew over the keyboard.

Jason: Okay, kid, you’ve officially got my interest. I don’t know who you are, but if this Plasmius guy’s half as bad as you say, I’ve got some creative ways to deal with him. You in Gotham?

Danny stared at the message, blinking. Who even was this guy? But... he did sound like he knew how to handle problems.

Danny: Uh, no. I’m from Amity Park. It’s kind of a supernatural hotspot, so I’ve got it covered. But thanks for the offer, I guess?

Jason smirked.

Jason: Supernatural hotspot? Kid, you’re talking to someone who’s been resurrected. Ghosts don’t scare me.

Danny froze. Resurrected? Oh no. This guy might actually know about the supernatural.

Danny: ...Wait, who ARE you?

Jason: Name’s Jason. Most people call me Red Hood. Ever heard of me?

Danny blinked, then groaned. “Of course. I text a vigilante. Just my luck.”

Danny: ...Yeah, I’ve heard of you. So, uh, thanks for not tracking this number and showing up at my house or something.

Jason: Yet.

Danny felt a shiver run down his spine.

Danny: That’s not funny, dude.

Jason: Relax, Little Badger. Your secret’s safe with me. For now. But hey, if you ever need help dealing with your undead billionaire problem, hit me up.

Danny sighed, shaking his head.

Danny: Sure. Thanks, I guess?

Jason leaned back, grinning as he saved the number under Ghost Kid.

“Roy, I think I just found the weirdest contact in my phone.”

“You say that like it’s a bad thing,” Roy replied, tossing Jason a burger.

“Not bad. Just… different.” Jason chuckled. “Plasmius, huh? Sounds like fun.”