#it is cannon

[helphowdoiusethis]

lmao Jedetavius isn’t cannon

Alright,

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Guys get the pitch forks and bring your people, we gotta protest mob style

[ozzersauce]

Arguing with Demencia about if applejack is cannon in cai

[burgercheese1812]

I read it as Ragne.

But the thing is I totally saw nothing wrong with it.

[notsomircoplastic]

Nympho vampire that hypnotizes his partner sometimes (with consent) so that he is just straight up vicious in bed to his immortal boyfriend without anxiety ruining the mood

[steveyockey]

I’m just so fucking pissed off man if they can surgically airstrike international volunteer food workers three consecutive times to ensure their operation is wiped out completely what the fuck is left for anyone to say

[calamitys-child]

One of my favourite mundane weirdnesses about Edinburgh is that we set the big clock visible approaching the station to be 3 minutes fast to make sure people are on time for their trains. My Favourite mundane weirdness of Edinburgh is that we check this by firing a cannon.

[ohbother2]

Vox saw this man nearly dominating a powerful Angel and got a boner and had to pretend he was just happy Alastor was getting beat up

We know your secrets Vox, we know what you want

[angelrat96]

London is blue and so is my lingerie

[polararts]

It's a period piece~

[theaceofarrows]

Welcome to the family

[Dick on the phone with Wally, while walking up the manors driveway]

Dick: I still can't believe that he got another kid! I'm gone for a few weeks, and suddenly, he gets empty nest syndrome, unbelievable

Wally: Yeah, definitely didn't see that one coming. So, have you met the kid yet?

Dick: [groans] I'm about to, not that I'm overly thrilled about this

Wally: I get it, dude. Just make sure not to take it out on the kid too much

Dick: Yeah, yeah, I'm not going to be a complete jerk. After all this mess isn't the kids fault

Dick: Ugh, I just hope this kid doesn't act like Bruce hung the starts or something-

Dick: [opens the front door]

Jason: -you really like the Frankenstein movie more than the book?! B, how STUPID can you be?!

Wally: [still on the other end of the line] What was that?

Dick: ...I'm gonna have to call you back, Wally

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[Later]

Dick: [holding back laughter] And then, after he threw the tire iron he said- he said "Try and catch me you big boob!"

Wally: No way! He did not say that to Batman!

Dick: HE DID!

[hysterically laughing]

[gaygalore]

Tom Katt and Shane Cannon Total Corruption 2: One Night in Jail (1995) dir. Chi Chi LaRue

[its-elioo]

I CAVED IN 🗣️

Never expected to make a Poppy Playtime OC but here we are! This is Celine, Ci for short! Prefers to express her emotions through actions, too tired to give a damn, very caring (literary the mom friend)

I call this the uhh... "Operation: Staying Alive" AU??

Basically, Ci adopts three living toys and officially becomes a parent :>

Screw the cannon, Dogday joins the girl squad! He is safe and all patched up 👏🏻

Their relationships are purely platonic so please no shipping.

Bonus:

[burgercheese1812]

Part 2 of Camp Half blood’s unofficial meme page

Enjoy!

Caption: free labour ig 💀

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Caption: Like girl it is 8 am put those glowy green eyes away

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Caption: Haha comedy *has traumatic flashbacks*

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Caption:

first one is definitely why I have no love life,

last one almost got me turned into a grape,

and honestly whatever Chiron is getting paid is not enough

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Caption: they’ve stashed blankets all over camp

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Caption: and we’re so starved of parental praise that it works

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Caption: nothing in life is guaranteed, but as a demigod you can be sure of a quick one way trip to the underworld 😃

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Caption: fyi, it was not worth it.

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Caption: God of Thunder? God of the sea? Useless. No, there needs to be a god of therapy, for EVERYONE.

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Caption: I may be mentally and emotionally scarred but at least I have s’mores

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Part 3 (stay tuned! (no rly i have SO many more ideas))

<- Part 1

[too-much-tma-stuff]

Finally Getting Help masterpost

Soon after Danny takes two of the failed clones into his body his parents let Vlad take him to a Gala in Gotham. When the Bats clock that he is pregnant they work to get him away from Vlad, find out how and why this happened to him, and fix it.

Danny is just relieved to finally have some adults on his side, and be able to relax and focus on himself and the babies.

Part 1 - Gala and discovery

Part 2 - confronting Vlad and calling The Guy

part 3 - Research and meeting Zatana

part 4 - Raiding Amity

part 5 - Jazz and Danny reunite

part 6 - Jazz's power point

part 7- Damian and Danny bond and Jason comes back

Part 8- Jason meets Jazz

Part 9- Jason meets Danny (finally)

Part 10- Danny calls his friends

Part 11- First date (part 1)

part 12- first date (part 2)

Part 13- Danny's doctors appointment

Part 14- Jason and Danny go camping

Part 15- Vlad crashes the party

Too many people very kindly asked to be tagged so I've made a master post people can subscribe to! I will reply to this post to inform anyone subscribed about new chapters. Thank you

Please don't reply to this post!

[bottle-of-harpoons]

Mental illness won, I made some cringe.

So remember that old headcannon that Drayden was the submas boy's uncle? Well, it's cannon to me! So that means we get nephew Dayton.

I don't know how this family tree works, I just want the boys to be the goofy uncles to this lazy future high school drop out.

Also subplot, Drayton came into their lives the same time Blanc had a clutch of eggs hatch. Maternal instincts kicked in and that boy is now her baby. She just thought he was a weird looking joltik for years (probably still thinks that).

[theforswornelite]