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neneririn · 2 years

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MC, eventually: *gets invited to a wedding* Can I ask something… Can I add 11 people to my +1?

Friend getting married: Why do you need a +12?!

MC: For my 7 husbands.

Friend: *Trying hard to stay calm* and the other 5?!

MC: For my first husband’s husband, and my husband’s husband’s male wife. And for my fifth husband’s husband, my husband’s husband’s husband and his adopted child.

#It’s all a lie #they are all my husbands #except Luke #he’s my little brother #obey me #obey me!#obey me: one master to rule them all #obey me: shall we date #obey me headcanons #obey me dating sim #obey me mc

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mentalmeles · 1 year

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If everyone cares about and loves me so much then where are they?

#why am I left alone?#it’s all a lie #all of it #the star child speaks #negative

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treluna4 · 2 years

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Why do you write fic?

My ex cast a curse on me and as soon as I hit 300,000 words on AO3 I get my harp back.

#It’s all a lie #or is it #😈#it’s a very nice harp

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ruporas · 6 months

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don’t worry about me. goodbye, big brother

#dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #laios touden #falin touden #blood tw #ruporas art #the anime adaption of this scene was kinda crazy i wont lie… the development and build towards #this reveal was likee woahhh Damnnnn…. even with all the knowledge of the rest of the manga #it gave me a diff sense of horror to laios’ loss

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hinamie · 12 days

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10 years later

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen fanart #yuji itadori #fushiguro megumi #nobara kugisaki #itafushi #itafushikugi #jjk spoilers #jjk manga spoilers #least heterosexual group photo ive ever drawn tbh #u have the kings of subtle pda and their judgy lesbian third wheel #this does remind me a lot of the kind of art i used to do jhgdjghdfj #specifically that one furuba main trio piece i did forever ago. same vibe better art #anyway......i tried my best........ i tried so hard #i do not know how old they look . the goal was 25/26 but atp i've gaslit myself into thinking they look the same #especially megumi im so . throws hands in the air in defeat #but idk what else i can do cries at least i like it??? i think???????#i don't know!!! if they look younger than 25 whatever!!!!!!!!#why is it so hard fr me to make chars look older im gna slam my head against the door #maybe its fine. idc <- (lie)#in other news itfs are married fight me abt it . yuuji rockin the right hand ring fr Lack Of Finger reasons #also i am Eating nobara's fit . she might also look a bit younger than intended the more i look at her gDI why cant i have nice things #new hairstyle carrying tbh. i think she would a. grow it out and b. switch the side she parts it on to make Seeing easier #god just take it all tht really matters 2 me is low pony nobara and Rings On Fingers itfs #i did my time in yoi i know how to make wedding bands Work

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typewriter-worries · 7 months

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The New York Times did a piece titled 100 Small Acts of Love and these are some of my favorites 💕

#not gonna lie i was sobbing while reading the whole thing #they're all right without tenderness we are in hell #my upload #call it what it is; love

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nosnexus · 3 months

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NEVER STOP BLOWING UP!

#dimension 20 #d20 #dimension 20 fanart #never stop blowing up #d20 nsbu #my art #I went a little crazy with this one #not gonna lie #It's gonna be VHS covers for this season I think!#With all the great 80s vibes I can cram into em

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cryptocism · 6 months

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a dænce of roëmænce

depictions of the ace experience never seem to include the nightmare-borne skeleton creature from hell so kudos to the dimension 20 team for their commitment to accurate rep

#my art #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #fhjy spoilers #riz gukgak #baron from the baronies #ive been watching the new season and god i love baron what a little freak #junior year has also solidified riz as an all time fav so this was truly inevitable #i just love the concept of a “my girlfriend who lives in canada” lie gone horribly wrong #uh oh! your girlfriend is real and he lives in your briefcase #try not to die :)

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bigfatbreak · 6 months

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Birds of a Feather previous / next

#my art #feralnette au #birds of a feather #long tags #sorry I went apeshit in the tags #LETS SAY IT ALL TOGETHER NOW #I - M - A - G - OOOOOOOOO #its fun drawing marinette's back to Alya and having her appear stout and unstoppable and totally logical #and then you see her face and she's like two seconds from completely snapping and is keeping it together by a thread #as a note just because mari feels very certainly abt smth doesnt mean she's right. feelings can be valid and also irrational #in the throes of grief she decided it was better to be alone than to lose someone again so she started pulling away #and lila made pulling away very very very easy to do #shes also vaguely aware she's being unfair in pinning this on alya which is why she started spinning the drain on cockmoth again #legitimately all the shit that's happened to her wouldn't have been so catastrophic if he was never in the picture and she knows it #but the bitterness of her bestie choosing a fantastic liar over her at the worst of times stiiiiiings #alya's personal timing was bad but lila really took advantage of the fact that marinette had been acting off and weird #she basically clocked marinette as being unstable from SOMETHING and made up a lie about her #knowing she wouldn't have the strength to defend herself #between her social life going tachy bc of lila and losing fu in a way that felt like personhood death marinette was really put on the spot #and alya doing her thing of busting in there and assuming her bias is correct was a terrible combo #essentially marinette is highly unstable and alya is just realizing that #busting in and giving her a lecture when she's slightly hysterical and definitely delirious from exhaustion is NOT the way #to show her she's self sabotaging #cuz thats just gonna make her double down on self sabotaging. bc marinette will not accept that she is also a CHIIIIILD

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pangur-and-grim · 3 months

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Pangur’s becoming one with the dirt

#there’s a tree that hangs over the catio and dumps all its leaves and twigs on this specific chair #and of course it’s Pangur’s favourite place to lie #pangur

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sexhaver · 4 months

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i didn't realize until just now that you straight up aren't allowed to bluff or lie about your hand in Yu-Gi-Oh. like it's literally a tournament-bannable offense explicitly on par with bribery.

i knew it was a deeply unserious game but i had no idea the situation was this dire

#meanwhile in MTG you can lie about hidden info all you want #and don't even have to inform your opponent when they're accidentally revealing theirs

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kelkilou · 5 months

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Okay no seriously send help

#he is challenging all my natural drawing abilities of soft round things #stupid sharp scrungly tv man #I hate you #its not a lie #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vox #vox #fanart #myart #doodle

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damianbugs · 8 months

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i got an ao3 comment a while ago saying how it was "uncomfortable" and "out of character" for bruce to use terms of endearment and nicknames towards his kids in fics. which proves to me that some people have truly rotted minds, but also that you've never picked up a batman comic. so, here are some nice panels that show it is very much in character.

sweetheart:

Batman (1940) #452

honey:

Batman (1940) #318 & Batman/Grendel (1993) #2

little one:

Batman and Robin (2011) #22

lad:

Detective Comics (1937) #573 & #574

chum:

Detective Comics (1937) #570 & Superman Annual (1985) #11

good boy:

Robin & Batman (2021) #3

#you dont have to love batman #but you shouldn't pretend to know his character and lie about it to justify that #currently reading many batman comics and coincidentally theyre all focused on him saving children #might post a collection of those panels once im done #bruce wayne #batman #saki comic talks

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momochanners · 7 months

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The subject of Saltburn appeared in my P*treon chat, and many of the eyebrow-raising scenes in the movie felt veeeeery Astarion-coded to me. Including that very…uh…messy one midway through 🫣

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #astarion #dwarf tav #bg3 mc dagmar #tmi?#iykyk #vampire enjoyers don’t gimme that fake pearl clutcheroo #we’ve all thought about it DON’T LIE 🤣#cw menstruation

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xxplastic-cubexx · 4 days

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obligatory beach divorce doodling

bonus rough cover redraw of x-men #41 (1995) But Beach Divorce below cut

#mcu #marvel cinematic universe #xmen #xmen movies #xmen first class #cherik #charles xavier #erik lehnsherr #professor x #magneto #snap sketches #'snap i thought you were drawing old cherik this weekend' so did i but i was inflicted with visions sorry </3 #i have my lil 92 comic sketched so ill do that tomorrow. not finish it but ill work on it 💀#i wsa just gonna draw the first thing but then i figureed i might as well draw Most of the beach-divorce-related things i want to #just so i could put it all on one post. however this is a lie and i know ill wanna doodle more beach stuff #the first drawing Unsurprisingly was motivated BY the xmen 41 legion quest cover- at the very least the total blackout of erik's face #i wanna draw more of erik using his powers .. i wanna figure out how i wanna draw the effect etc etc #i was just gonna redraw the cover but i already liked the sketch i did of the first thing so. here we are #plus i figure someones already done a redraw of the cover but if anyone cares ill finish my version ig LOL #as for the comic ermmm it was just an excuse to draw erik with glowing eyes </3 and fading-glowing eyes </3 #thats why i didnt draw the whole. Choking Moira bit. but i wouldve if i was redrawing the whole scene #kinda wish i did now that i think of it cause it coulda looked cooler prob but oh well maybe in like. three months when i redraw this #for exactly five cents ill redraw the whole beach divorce erlkjealkaje i can see it so clearly in my mind #what if first class was a comic drawn by a freak thatd be wild #but yeah thats why everything look rough as christ these were just supposed to be silly lil thangs #'silly things' and its beach divorce OK.#ok bye im gonna do my homework

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sofuss-y · 2 months

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i love them so dearly....im so heartbroken they didnt even kiss like not even once not even a little bit...... (NO SPOILERS HERE DW!!!! ^_^)

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