#it’s just so BORING

[chordassinationtechnique]

Honestly watching people on here moralising about the characters in Only Friends is so funny to me. It’s like babe, you’re gonna get so tired. Just go watch Heartstopper lmao

[martin-osterdahl-official]

i’ve been out of the eurovision loop and now people are telling me that sweden actually has a chance of winning?? with that mid ass song?? guys, i know we all love loreen but have we considered literally anything else?

[winky-twink]

Every time I think I’m done with the fucking Aranara quest, another one of the aastards pops out of nowhere and ask me to do YET ANOTHER repetitive task for them. It’s taking everything little bit of patience I have not to pile drive one into the ground.

[satoruxx]

FINE i will draw blade until i have to get ready for my shift bc he deserves it 😼

[ephemeral-winter]

does anybody want to do my archival theory homework for me

[inkskinned]

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

[tyanis]

Kinda feel like there's some untapped meme/reaction image potential from old horror movie trailers...

[itsdabatt]

happy national impersonate your favorite vigilante day to those who celebrate

Part 2

[kellehim]

i guess my mom noticed how miserable i was at my grandmas and asked if i wanted to go back to my dad’s side

[goldensunset]

did you know? if you do your laundry you can get your clothes back

[crowkip]

yeehaw, baby!

[corvid-khaos]

fionna and cake but simon drops increasingly wild anecdotes about his life

[hinamie]

I'll rip in hands and teeth and take a bite

[bookshelfpassageway]

yknow i dont go here but sometimes i gotta go: seriously respect clowns. they have the worst pop culture representation in the world and also the best most thorough honor code. they're just here to be silly little guys who bring joy and are very conscientious about doing so responsibly. let them to their merriment in peace you dont hafta take potshots. i dont go here but like maybe i should, you all seem super chill

[flagellant]

yeah we might be brothers in christ but so were cain and abel so shut the fuck up before i decide to find a rock about it

[captain-mozzarella]

I headcanon that all of Yoda's finest teacups were made by younglings

In fact most masters of the order's finest teacups were made during crèche crafting time when the kids were learning pottery.