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shinjisdone · 2 years

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Ok, I know this is out of the blue but I am currently in love with Glitchy Red AGAIN, you have no idea how it is to find his original story

-> think he's the most interesting pokepasta

-> desperately searching for content of his until you're STARVED

-> 2022 arrives, FNF Hypno's lullaby happens, Glitchy Red Retold! happens and aaaall over tumblr and twitter you're seeing your boy and are FINALLY EATIN GOOD ALL IN THAT ORDER

I sweaR I will become a shameless simp for him and learn to draw just to,,,,have his jaded, tired, betrayed, paranoid, self-loathing, mid-life crisis, existantial dread beauty on my blog ( ˘͈ ᵕ ˘͈♡)

#glitchy red #glitchy red retold #pokepasta #hes back guys #this sentient character full of hatred #my boy is finally recognized lol ironically #its time for angst #its am i a joke to you time #i will still do twst no worries #i just - it took AHOLD OF ME #*crying*

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lucabyte · 5 months

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Not all who wander are lost. Some who wander, however, are extremely, extremely lost.

#note: this is a kitchen in a house of change. they are still on the road w the party #not to say i think that maybe chillin out in one location with some loved ones and planned visits from their friends would fix siffrin #but i am saying that they do seem to hoard random items at every given oppertunity. which is an interesting habit #isat #isat fanart #in stars and time #in stars and time fanart #isat spoilers #sifloop #isat siffrin #isat loop #sloops #lucabyteart #but yeah no i dont actually know that siffrin would wwwant to be . travelling literally forever. given the. well. um #that one QnA answer especially. the immediate deflective joking when asked how long they'd been a traveller. mm.#it's not like they chose this life is the thing. and we know they have a habit of forcing themselves to 'stick to the script'#i really do think they'd be better for some stability. its not like you cant have a house and also go on fun travel holidays also #(if you want my real opinion. why not just move to bambouche to help raise bonnie. but. that's fanfic territory at that point)

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s0fter-sin · 6 months

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soap's whole deal being sniper and demolitions gets me going bc on the surface they sound so different but when you get into it, you realise it's bc soap's smart

sniping is all math; calculating distances and wind interference and bullet drop. something i think people overlook is he was listed as a sniper first so it can be implied that he's better at it than demolitions. he does more sniping in both campaigns than demolitions work; in capture or kill, ghost specifically calls on him to take down the aq snipers

and demolitions is math with a hit of chemistry; knowing what mixes with what, knowing how much to use, recognising environmental factors and adjusting accordingly. it's not just about the boom; so much work goes into contained/ planned explosions. especially when having enough power for a breacher charge and not bringing down the whole building is the difference between mission success and failure

the chemical bombs he makes in alone can't just be any old cleaners, they have to have the correct reaction to each other; he just knew off the top of his head what would mix with what to create what reaction. he would also potentially have to recognise them by sight/smell bc they would’ve been written in spanish

soap would also have to know architecture; recognising structural integrity and weak points so he knows exactly where to plant a charge to bring it down and how it'll come down

he has an incredible soldier's mind people just forget that bc he's sociable which itself is a skill

we know he tends to buck against orders he doesn't agree with like when he pushes back against ghost in capture or kill and shepherd when he tells them to release hassan

he gets closer to people and sees if he can trust them and that's when he follows them without question. really think about how he talks to alejandro and rudy; he asks about their home and alejandro's family and rudy's relationship with him. those aren't questions you ask a stranger after a few hours of knowing them. that's not even touching on his relationship with ghost

he also deliberately brings people of higher ranks down to his level; talking informally with ghost and giving him a shoulder punch, addressing alejandro (a colonel!!) by his first name and rudy by his nickname despite literally just meeting them. he personalises all of them and it’s in direct opposition to the reason most characters do that; it’s not due to insubordination or lack of respect, the more he respects and trusts someone, the more casual he is with them

he digs into people; he wants to know what makes them tick and that determines if he can one, trust them and two, follow their orders. once he decides that, he's the ultimate soldier; he bleeds loyalty which makes him vicious when that loyalty is taken for granted

he isn't naive or bubbly or insecure; he's an incredibly smart and aware soldier. he's aggressive and bloodthirsty and loyal and intuitive and i love him so much

#i cant believe i never posted the soap meta that got me twitter famous™️💅#as with damn near every piece of characterisation in this franchise soaps is only apparent in subtext and connecting tiny little dots #it is very easy to just pick up his surface personality and think thats all he is #but soaps not a sunshine character #hes not super friendly or bright #hes just willing to talk to people and hes paired up with ghost who never wants to start a conversation #every time i see soap presented as this bubbly airhead thats super sweet and just blows stuff up i lose a year off my life #and i dont blame people for getting this vibe from him but im begging you to look a lil deeper #this isnt getting into his anger or the fact that he is a soldier which automatically makes him a wee bit fucked up #like he is hyperviolent and takes joy in it #we all know ghosts snuff film joke but soaps the one who responds positively to it #he returns the joke and only calls him out on it when he says he wont watch it more than once and even then its teasing not grossed out #and if we take the ‘he tried to join the military at 16’ factoid from 09 as current canon then he very easily could have a rough home life #no one tries to repeatedly join the military early without having some kind of problems #soap knows his worth and his abilities you dont get to be as good and specialised as he is without being completely sure of yourself #we know ghost has an ego but soap constantly butts up against it with his own affirmations #‘you wanna be better than me johnny’ ‘maybe i already am/i will be’ ‘a little helps not so bad eh lt’#being a sniper makes me hate the ‘cant sit still’ hc hes literally an sas sniper he wouldnt be complaining after a few hours of overwatch #i like the adhd hc and maybe he fidgets in his day to day life but the second hes at work hes At Work #tldr soap could be just as complex a character as ghost if cod would stop treating their campaigns as an afterthought and actually commit #coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt #we’re a team. ghost team #talk meta to me #john soap mactavish #soap cod #cod mw2 #soapghost #save post #call of duty modern warfare #cod meta

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nerdyqueerr · 5 months

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The Amazing Devil truly knocked it out of the park with Fair in terms of love songs i mean its got everything. Domesticity, deep adoration, confessions of love when youre sure no one else can hear, a that's what she said joke, yogurt, genuinely dont think there's a more romantic song on the face of the earth

#its everything 2 me you dont understand #the 'him' in that song.... hes so me #need to have a word with joey batey and madeleine hyland abt this one fr #god. the thats what she says joke almost reduces me to tears sometimes.#how unreasonably in love i am with everything you do!!!!#i cant even pick more lines from the verses to quote like its all so. waugh.#they werent lying that devil sure can amazing #their constant ability to marry small ridiculpus mundane things with profound metaphorical epic things really shines in Fair. idk #every time i see a bad taylor swift lyric in the next few days ill just listen to some tad to cleanse my soul #my shit #the amazing devil

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bandtrees · 3 months

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they would get divorced in one universe just to find eachother in another one

alternatively titled: sometimes you're the level-headed token flesh-head impulse-control-and-polycule-member of a stubborn, eccentric, and hearty telephone-headed drug addict, and there's cruelty in the world you deem fit to suicidally fight, and that either goes about as well as you'd expect it to, or you learn about love and the value of your life and junk along the way

#scribbles #milton r wallace #callum crown #phonegingi #sgt norm allen #norm allen #dialtown #dialtown a phone dating sim #..uh idk if callum and milt have a ship name orz #normgingi #milton norm parallels save me. Save me milton norm parallels #very specific but its why i prefer to look at the callum-milt-marla situation as like tragic polyamory #as opposed to a cheating one #it adds to the callum-gingi parallels. theyv both got polycule situations C:#though i suppose you could call a cheating situation a dark parallel to gingi's polycule the same way you could call #milton's entire deal a dark parallel to their relationship with norm/the narrator #However i just like tragic polyamory. my visions of milton and marla ALSO being in love yet having the mutual #realization that they hate callum more than they love eachother (esp milton) is highly specific yet also everything to me #misery loves company and all that jazz. a THIRD combination of people having divorce shit going on #this guys ruining my life IM GONNA FUCK HIS WIFE! (They are already in a consensual polyamorous relationship milton is just making it weird #Sorry these tags were going to be like meaningful discussion about this art and then i was enabled to talk about THIS AGAIN #OH YEAH this art in particular i discovered halftones and also started actually using blending brushes #milts face isnt drawn. obviously. but im imagining a kind of 'oh you!' exasperated fondness #as opposed to norm who's just a cranky little tsundere. jokes on milt though HIS relationship is HEALTHIER #also i will never pass up the chance to draw gingi and callum together #theyr both characters i adore drawing gingi's round shapes and different textures and callums cute little bolts #but also they do look soooo similar and yet so different its always really fun to do #and theyr just. my favs lol. my top 3 favs go gingi-mingus-callum hehe #Ok thats all. thank you for coming to my rambles #fig said i should post my art at better times and so i am and that means when i post my art im AWAKE ENOUGH TO RAMBLE ABOUT IT LOL

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pluto-rainstorm · 5 months

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Words aren't strong enough to defend Tommy Kinard online, I need a 🔫!!

Stop villainizing him!! He didn't do anything wrong!! Let him kiss Buck and be happy!!

#can the intense buddie tiktok girlies who hate tommy shut up for a second #its getting annoying #you can ship both #ive said it before and i'll say it a thousand more times #being a multishipper is fun!#bucktommy #buddie #evan buckley #tommy kinard #eddie diaz #911 abc #lou ferrigno jr #oliver stark #911 on abc #for legal reasons this is a joke #but i am still annoyed

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localicecreambiter · 6 months

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lu got several and mina got some so i think its time i show @linked-maze the same love via doodle page! and in typical me fashion, its more words than art :D hope you love reading because the amount of notes i add is insane

thanks to the yellow background and pink outlines, coloring this was a little weird- those green pants? yeah thats brown :) the shoulder pad? pink (skull emoji) anywayyysss i hope you enjoy my goofy antics

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thenamessparkplug · 2 months

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its me.... the one the cishets warned you about.... THE MAN AND THE WOMAN IN THE RELATIONSHIP

#how many people get to make THAT joke haHA #see for those of you who dont know its funny because i am both man and woman #and various other secret third things idk how to describe #yeah ive wanted to make this joke for like over a month now but the opportunity never arose and im impatient<33 #and also recently since my dysphoria's been better the girlypop side of my gender has been back at it again #idk what shes up to but shes definitely in there #i thought about trying DRESSES again which i havent worn since i was like NINE #what a time to be alive #we'll see how long it takes to work up the confidence to add she/her back in the mix #anyways im rambling now so enjoy my stupid joke and get out of here #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbtqia #lgbtq+#lgbtqia+#pangender #bigender #multigender #saying hello to the multigender fandom hey guys whats up

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horse-head-farms · 7 months

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they think they’re so funny

#you see i wanted to do something with fisher gem + salmon pearl #and decided it would be funny to fuse that 1 man i love fishing shirt alongside those unfunny couple shirts #they look so underdressed in tshirts. but its the whole joke. so #this is for that poll i did a week ago. unfortunately my motivation to draw has been low #not helped by things going on in tumblr and the mcyt community which hasn’t been great for my mental health #on that note. please support shelby #but today i’ve been feeling better and have had some time to draw one of the many things i have planned!#my art #gempearl #hermitshipping #i am. so reluctant to maintag because i know theyre out there. like i imagine they have hermitshipping blocked but still #hermitshipblr

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sluckythewizard · 7 months

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THEY could give me the surgurey i need (inspired alot by evojellys designs for em. GREAT STUFF)

#THE SUCKENING IS S O COOOOL GUYS VIV N VEX ARE SO FUCKING COOL AND FUNNY... CHARLIES FLAVOR OF DERANGED IS JUST #SO PERFECT FOR THIS CAMPAIGN.. I LOVE HOW HE DOES HORROR AND EVIL AND SCARY AND AAUAUUUGHGHGUUHGHG #their teeht arnt spiked like normal vampires but theyre sharp n smooth like a Beak. in my beautiful heart #ALSO UGHGHGH BIG SPOILERS FOR EPISODE 7 BUT #THAT THING WITH THE MAP. WITH THE DEMONS N VAMPS. THEYRE KEEPING TRACK OF THEM.#'so viv. was that one of mine or one of yours?' IS THIS A PET PROJECT OF THEIRS OR SOMETHING. ARE THEY PULLING MORE STRINGS THAN WE THINK #IS ONE TUGGING AT THE DEMONS AND THE OTHER TUGGING AT THE FANGS? PITTING THEM AGAINST EACHOTHER SO THEY KILL EACHOTHER?#AND THEN ITS EASIER TO TAKE THE BODIES FOR THEIR FUNNY CREATIONS?? IT PROLLY WASNT EASY TO GET SUPPLIES B4 EDWARD CAME INTO POWER #BUT OH MY GOD.. POOR EMIZEL.. THE MEMORY OF HIS CREW WAS TAKEN AND THEN HE WATCHES A BUNCHA THEM GET HORRIBLY DISMATNLED N DISTORTED #HE KNOWS HE CARED FOR THEM AT SOMEPOINT N HE KNOWS THE MEMORIES WERE TAKEN BUT HE JUST. CANT. AUAUUGGUAHGUAHGUAHGUHG #THAT SUCKS SO BAD FOR HIMMM EMIZEEEELL EMIZEL CMERE BABY BOY ILL SMOKE U OUT BOY. GET AWAY FROM THOSE EVIL GUYS I AM BETTER N CAN BE TRUSTE #viv n vex are so cool...theyre fuckin CRAAZYY N SCARYYY BUT ALSO. SO FUNNY... I LOVE A PUNNY JACKASS... 'LOOKS LIKE YOUVE BEEN: DISARMED!'#'IVE MADE THAT JOKE 6 TIMES AND ITS STILL FUNNY EVERYTIME' i gotta draw more of their bullshit...#im already doodling up the 'YOU CAN CALL ME MOMMY!!' bit. i gotta draw more o the monstors n the horrors too... especially emizels sire UGH #I LOVE VILLIAINS THAT ARE SO GENUINELY SCARY BUT SO FUNNY... charlie just does evil ppl like no one else idk what it ISSSS #okayokayoka y im normal im. relistening to the ep n im at the edward part. oh my god. i actually love him. he actually makes my skin crawl #IM DONEthats my rambles for tha day. back into my hole i go. also i have comms open. cmere pspspss i need moneyyy heyyyy cmereeeee #check out my main artblog. GO!!!

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topicaltropic · 1 year

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EPISODE 8 OF THE DUNGEONS AND DADDIES GRAPHIC NOVEL IS NOW AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER !

READ THE SAMPLE NOW HERE

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #i hope no one saw when i messed up queuing.#anyways um.#yeah #i only did ten pgs cuz i dont know how many ppl will see this so i dont wanna go all out #and shout out to my bestest best friends #JUST FOR REFRENCE THIS IS A JOKE BTW THIS IS MY FIRST TIME MAKING ANYTHING LIKE THIS #A graphic novel is not in fact coming you can not actually pre order. sorry. the joke is that i suddenly pull out issue 8 and your response #would be huh ??? wait wheres the other issues ??? wtd is the pre order link?? oh its fake #although i am not unlinclined to actually do a full episode but then id need to get paid for it for real

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meamiiikiii · 4 months

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[reverse entry AU]

so glad the work week is over!

no more meetings!

what do you mean its only tuesday.

#isat #in stars and time #isat siffrin #reverse entry au #isat modern office au #isat spoilers #<- not REALLY but its blink and u miss it tbh #and is hardly legible #and probably doesnt make much sense as a spoiler for regular isat tbf #its more of a spoiler if u know the spoiler from isat to begin with????????#i think i am starting to confuse myself on if this is really a spoiler ASFASDAFRA #inspired by my week so far thumbs up #sometimes u end up in too many meetings about the same subject and wonder why you are even here #proceed to zone out till hear key words #tune in and respond #then continue zoning out #omg just like beloved indie game in stars and timeeeee #for legal reasons that is an exaggerated explanation to further enhance the joke thumbs up part 2 #alternative takes that build on this same idea include #staring at computer screen in general trying to remember what you were doing #or silently judging a computer program for freezing on you for the seventh time in the past twenty minutes #or just staring blankly at the screen in general as people do yanno thumbs up part 3 #oh also to note yea this is not in the office lmao #modern times means sometimes you also get to have wfh days yippeeee so siffrin is in his apartment #the star is probably sitting in the kitchen next to the flavor tree at this moment in time dont worry about it aha #WAIT i just realized i forgor the shine in siffrins eyes OOPS #actually wait nvm this is fine it adds to this i think HAHAHA #okay tag talk over !!!!

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cowboycomics · 11 months

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ted & paul & coffee

the guy who didn't like musicals by matt and nick lang and jeff blim // hey, melissa! by matt and nick lang // in the country of resurrection by ada limón // coffee poem by richard brautigan // still life paintings by rachel petruccillo // tumblr user jacebeleren

#DOES THIS MAKE ANY SENSE . DO YOU GET IT #i am always thinking about the implications (the coffee as a love language)#thats the only part of hey melissa that matters to me btw.#coworkers to maybe youre the closest thing i have to a friend #if paul doesnt care why does he have his coffee order memorized. checkmate athiests.#starkid #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #paul matthews #ted spankoffski #web weaving #i dont care if they were joke lines. theyre referred to as best friends two times and its real to me.

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faaun · 26 days

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the way that diff languages sound r so fascinating they're all different and all so vivid