#izzy x stede x ed

[serving-goffman]

STEDDYHANDS TRUTHERS JUST KEEP ON WINNING

https://gizmodo.com/our-flag-means-death-steddyhands-david-jenkins-intervie-1850908609

[Image Description: Article with the Headline “Our Flag Means Death Season 2 Is Leaning Into the Ed/Stede/Izzy Triangle”. Highlighted passage reads “in season two, David Jenkins is giving jilted first mate Izzy Hands (Con O’Neill) a chance to compete for the hearts of the two captains.”]

[maddytheintrovert]

Ok so ao3 has fully convinced me Izzy is not dead at this point. Why you may ask. Let me enumerate.

1) Ed in the gravy basket. If Ed can survive a cannon ball to the head, Izzy can survive a shot to the gut. Izzy is a indestructible little fucker and he will dig himself out of that shallow ass dirt grave and scare the bejeezus out of Stede

2) Buttons sitting on his grave in seagull form. Buttons will screech his head off until someone comes and checks that shit out.

3) if Izzy does not emerge from this grave, he will show up as a fucking ghost giving wise advice and telling ppl to fuck off in stride

4) someone wrote a fic where the crew digs Izzy up and replaced him with a corpse (because yeah they’ve got those on hand) and bring Iz back to the ship to heal him and just yeah. Break that connection between Izzy and Ed, give Izzy a new start.

5) I also saw a fic where Izzy in ghost form talk to Al (trans masc Alma Bonnet) and did not know I would be so down for that but fuck yeah.

6) also at this point I am down to clown with Stede x Ed x Izzy. And man ppl are so talented at writing fanfic.

Thank you for listening to my Ted talk.

[ally-b-art]

Day 19! I was in a strange headspace last night, so I decided to draw something quick and sweet!

I'm so excited to watch the new episodes!!

[cononeillbreastingboobily]

D... Do you think Taika, Rhys and Con are aware of SteddyHands

I mean Con probably is, with how he constantly lurks, but do you think the other two... Are aware....

[opinionatedoctopus]

OKAY I AM ACTUALLY LOSING IT. WHERE IS IT??? I KNOW IT’S OUT THERE!!! The fucking post about Izzy being Stede and Ed’s The Revenge’s unicorn.

I can’t be the first one seeing the small hints/jokes (bc it’ll never be canon bc you all know why)

WHERE IS THE POST???

[vroomvroomwee]

Izzy lying to Stede saying he stabbed his painting to spare his feelings and make him think Ed was still a good person and didn't want to cause him any harm while being in unimaginable pain and barely conscious from having a limb amputated without any anesthesia all after being the reason they basically broke up in the first place. little man, you are so weird I want to study you under a microscope

[church-of-lilith]

an eventful january 9th

[ourflagmeansheartbreak]

I’m collecting these like them infinity stones

[irlplasticlamb]

the mermaid, the unicorn and the kraken.

prints + merch + commission info

[jellynut]

It might be easier than you think.

[hewoweens]

you'll never guess what i watched lol

tiny man as a bonus:

[acianoh]

Small ofmd collection <3

[our-flag-means-love]

ofmd as text posts | part 7/?

(alternate version where they're all one image for easy saving)

[haflacky]

Happy and in love

Illustration for the cutest fanfic

Full on my patreon

[bougiebutchbinch]

You asked; I delivered. Have some silly Steddyhands - feat. some amazing 'Draw The Squad' poses from Roxy's Refs on FB and croxovergoddess on tumblr! Wow, I'm so glad that these middle-aged men retired to run an inn together and everyone is alive and happy

[imchoccy]

You could tell me you ship Izzy Hands with literally any ofmd character and I would think “yeah makes sense” and I think that’s beautiful.