#jonjaydami

[jonjaydami]

I don't know if anyone else feels this way but I'm gonna say it for the ones that do. Cause we talk about how we basically can see the stories in our minds like motion pictures when we read a book or can even feel the characters pain and emotions but writing is a whole new level.

Cause I'll be writing and then blink back into existence and realize....wait...what do you mean I'm not two gay men making out under the moonlight??

Then I'll have to take a couple of seconds to collect myself cause I just imagined and wrote in such detail about living a life with another man and I need to mourn over the loss of that.

And then you gotta just sit there like this for a couple of minutes

[somebodyssherlock-heterodyne]

Assorted random Jay and Jonjay HCs + surprise brief summary of my JonJayDami AU:

-Jay is one of those people it's teeth grittingly infuriating to go shopping with because not one damn thing looks bad on him. Jon's favorite activity is digging through the most garish shit he can find, coming back with the most hideous monstrosity of a garment you have ever laid eyes on, and watching Jay put it on and somehow??? It looks good??? It doesn't even clash with his hair??? Jon thinks it's hilarious and he's very glad not to be the supermodel in this relationship. It's all fun and games until word of it somehow reaches Starfire so now Jay has been roped into actually doing a modeling campaign with her that works to raise awareness of various and sundry things major politicians would rather nobody talk about. Jon is content to sit on the sidelines and bring his boyfriend coffee but Jay drags him into appearing in a few of the photoshoots.

-it catches on very quickly that if you use Kryptonite to take the second Superman down Gossamer will show up halfway through your victory speech, sometimes with Robin or Supernova or, on one absolutely horrifying occasion, Lois Lane, and he will quickly and efficiently put you in the ICU. Everyone thinks Superman is Gossamer's scary dog privilege until they actually manage to take him down and enjoy their victory for half a second before they lose an eye.

-similarly, if you actually manage to catch Gossamer (how the fuck), you will have the world's angriest Kryptonian on your hands. Unlike the old one, if you break out the Kryptonite to take away his powers, this one pulls a knife and shanks you (Jon getting his powers taken away and immediately resorting to everything he's learned via being friends with Damian is everything to me).

-any Supertruth coffee shop AU must feature Jay mainlining espresso like he's trying to meet God and Jon the barista eventually tracking him down after work because he has serious concerns about Jay's health.

-I'd sell a kidney to see a Mircaulous Ladybug AU featuring these two I think that shit would be hilarious.

-I may or may not actually end up writing a fic where, immediately post liberation, Gamorra holds an election and someone adds 'crown Jay Nakamura king and call it a day' as a joke but it wins and now everyone has to live with it. Definitely crack treated seriously, but I think it'd be a fun situation to throw everyone into.

-I am writing a fic with a WIP title of 'the timeline has been taken out back and shot' featuring, among other things, Jon who hasn't been to school since fifth grade taking one look at college and saying 'fuck this I'm gonna be a stripper', Damian who is also nineteen and wondering if it's normal to be this utterly exhausted as his family's general bullshit leaves him stepping up to the Brucie Wayne plate, and Jay who thanks to Luthor’s latest real estate scheme is left unable to afford an apartment anywhere outside Gotham. Still in the outline stages so far but Jay will not stop trying to bite Rogues when they blow shit up on his way to work, Damian has not slept more than two hours a night for a week, and Jon keeps getting body glitter on everything he owns.

[mirigold-mayflowers]

Hey, thanks Strega! Just found this in my drafts, lol

Moral of the story - Ashe (ft. Niall Horan)

Nancy got a haircut - Alec Benjamin

Night watch - Naethan Apollo

Angry woman - Ashe

As good a reason - Paris Paloma

@muffytheslime , @mr-something-0r-another , @jonjaydami , no pressure, play if you want!

Shuffle your favorite playlist and post the first five songs that come up then tag 5 people

thanks for tagging me @sterek-unhinged ❤️

I used my liked songs playlist for this so here we go:

1. Pretty Boy - Naethan Apollo

2. As It Was - Milky Chance

3. saudade, saudade (live in studio) - MARO

4. I Need You - John Vincent III

5. Achilles Come Down - Gang of Youths

Tagging (no pressure): @toffeelemon @aro-of-artemis @cloudywilmon @omaremioo @moonofthenight

[jonjaydami]

*Jay and Jonathan are talking outside in a park*

*some random homophobic man pushing past them*: get out of the way! (*calls them slurs*)

Jay rolling up his sleeves: Hey ya coward get back here!

Jonathan panicking: uh-! Wait!

The homophobic man turning around and expecting a fight he could win: what? *said sarcastically*

Jay: you forgot to say that to our OTHER boyfriend :3

Random man: wha-

*Damian son of Batman Wayne popping up with murderous intent behind the man*

*Jonathan and Jay watching the man scream*:

:3

[jonjaydami]

A jonjaydami headcanon.

The choas that would be released if and when Damians brothers find out he's dating another hero and the shovel talk that would soon be after. The thing is they already have Jonathan a shovel talk cause they had always kinda assumed they'd end up together but when they didn't they were not only shocked but super angry.

But of course they leave it alone cause they don't want to damage their little brothers friendships cause they know he doesn't have many but they notice slowly how much Jonathan and Jay start coming over.

Maybe once every other week becomes every week and then almost every day they are always catching Damian texting someone and smiling at his phone. They become confused.

Soon they start their own investigations cause is Damian dating someone? And on patrol maybe they find Damian sneaking a kiss to Jay and they absolutely loose it.

The theories just run wild!!

Jason: soooo our brothers a home wrecker?

Dick: noooo I raised him better then that!! :(

Tim: I just think it's like one of those stories with the love triangle?

Jason: I know you read wattpad and ao3 but leave it out of this

Tim: you know what wattpad is?

Cue to Damian overhearing this and deciding to be an absolute menace. I think from then on he ropes his boyfriends into pranking them by not knowing who's dating who until the batkids break down and finally sit Damian down to talk to him. Then the big reveal they were dating all along.

What surprises Damian is when money starts being passed around.

Damian: you made...bets?

Tim: well duh *rolls eyes*

Damian is about to kill him until Bruce walks in and raises an eyebrow.

Dick: they are all dating

Damian in shock: :0

Bruce just walks over to the table and grabs the biggest cash pile.

Bruce: by the way Jay is a very informative young man. I approve

All the batkids in shock- :0

Turns out he had already not only figured everything out but also went ahead and gave Jonathan and Jay a fatherly talk. Well as a fatherly one as batman can.

[jonjaydami]

Jonathan: *arguing over a small fact over a case with Jay*

Jay: * about to eliminate his black cat boyfriend*

Damain: actually-*says something completely inarguebly right*

Jay: *trying to use any excuse to win. Realizing he's eating cereal at 2:34 am*

[jonjaydami]

Another JonJayDami headcanon but when they all live together they have VERY strict rules on games they can play together. The rules are separated into two categories of either playable or banned.

Banned games include-

-uno

-connect four

- sorry

-trouble

-pie face (Jon got it as a funny game to play and let's just say it ended with it going out the window and Jay eating so much whipped cream he got physically sick. Jonathan had never been so scared for a plastic toy in his life)

Video games are a bit harder but there have been several that have been banned on multi-player games. Jon had to be the one to wrestle it from both Jay and Damian and take the games for the younger kids to play with and even at desperately at time donated the games to good will just so they wouldn't be in the apartment anymore.

Jay and Damian both have a fiery spirit when it comes to loosing and when they are put on games they become instant enemies. Jonathan has accepted the fact that he has gone to winning maybe 1 out of 20 rounds but now between the two of them 1 out 40. He doesn't mind however cause he likes to have fun with his boyfriends when they all have some time to themselves. But on the other hand watching Jay and Damian having a silent glaring battle over a game of chess is scary.

He knows they love each other but they have a competitive streak that both leaves run out and dry after playing an intense game. But that doesn't mean they don't have games they play together. They play occult of the lamb, started valley and animal crossing together as well as things like majong (I hope I spelled that right) especially after a rough week when all of them can just crash on their couch and pretend they aren't people together.

Though I like to imagine when Jay, Damian, and Jonathan go to a game night with the batfamily they have a silent truce so they can wipe the floor with Damian siblings. It always baffles Jonathan watching them team up cause it might be scarier when they are playing each other. He just counts himself lucky that he gets to share in on their points so he doesn't loose.

[jonjaydami]

Another headcanon but it's if our boys get sick and how they take care of each other.

-when Jay gets he tries to hide it as long as possible. He can manage maybe a couple of hours with shrugging it off and pretending he's just down before Damian and Jonathan corner him about it (Damian had been suspecting he was sick but tried to give Jay time to come to them. Jonathan could almost smell the fact he had a virus but at first thought it wasn't enough to know which one of his boyfriends had it and kept misplacing the smell). They both drop everything to take care of him and as much as he's mad about it he let's them. Especially since Damian is about ready to tie him down. He secretly also enjoys the attention. Damian reading to him and Jonathan bringing him soup.

-when Jonathan gets sick both Jay and Damian over react. He probably just got a space flu but since they are so used to him being invulnerable (I mean he is still half human so he could maybe be susceptible to some flu's or colds). They at first act like he's dying. Taking him to the bat cave and constantly trying to check in on him and even putting sun lamps over him. Of course the sun lamps help but his immune system is what really is what's fighting the virus. Alfred eventually tells them to leave the poor boy alone and to let him rest and his dad and mom come to visit. They al have a small family evening leaving the cave and spending it upstairs. But Damian brings up another lamp before they all settle in and let it pass over.

-When Damian gets sick he also tries to hide it but he can manage to do it longer then what Jay can. Eventually when they find out they berate him for doing that. Even though Jay mainly pouts because he knows he can't say much. They call up Grayson and Alfred and they bring over supplies and they visit, wishing Damian well and bringing his favorite plant based meals with lots of protein before they depart and his boyfriends definitely don't use him as an excuse not to go on patrol or go to work as they curl around him. Though Damian knows he can take care of his trophy husband's just fine he's glad they will drop anything to be by his side. He has the hardest time still being vulnerable and they still give him his space while taking care of him. Jay and Jonathan take turns cleaning around the house and heating up the meals Alfred brought over. Before they know it Damian is back to himself and pushing them off of him to get a shower.

Also if your wondering how Damian probably hide it for so long I think Bruce developed sprays and acts to put on so superman didn't find out her was sick so Damian just stole a bunch of that to make sure Jonathan couldn't smell it on him. Jay tries to take it but Damian always knows and corners him about it first. :)

[jonjaydami]

Hey do you have any hc’s on how the boys confessed to each other or what their first date would be like??

Oh yes I do! So it kinda is taking place currently in my fix it fan fiction for DC cause I think the way they ended the supersons comics is horrible. So I decided the best way to fix it was by making them poly.

So i definitely think that after Jonathan came back from space he and Damian grew apart to a point we're they hardly talked and saw each other and that had to do with a lot of different reasons.

When Jay came into the picture he sought to mend their relationship cause he knows they love each other and they are self destructive idiots. So he sets gets them together and when he realizes how good they are; just the two of them.

He actually tries to break it off with Jonathan but actually Jonathan refuses and they all *finally* have a sit down and talk about how they want thier relationship to work. They realize that not only have they been leading themselves up to this moment but they all have had a crush on each other for literal months but they were to scared to do anything.

This leads to some laughs and apologies to be passed around. Jay and Jonathan already live together but Damian literally spends all of his free time crammed into his boyfriends tiny apartment and promises to get them a house one day (that one day turns out to be a big apartment until they take over the family farm)

Also they do have one on one date nights were Jonathan and Damian go out or Jay and Damian but then they all three go out. Of course his brother judge him for having a harem and he gets teased a lot but the paparazzi is always trying to spin off a bunch of stuff about them being seen together and "Is Damian Wayne cheating on his boyfriend with his other boyfriend?" Headlines. But they could care less. Also they know Lois and Clark are clearing those nasty rumors with the help of Bruce.

But yeah I think they work well together. Plus the real reason I also decided to try and fix it was because Jay Nakamura gets so much hate as a character for no reason. Like I get we don't like him cause DC only shoved him in to dramatically make Jonathan come out as bi. Which I love representation it's about doing it well is what I'm worried about.

Jay is a good character but he was shoved in a bad situation. Plus I know he is a sassy little boy who puts Damian in his place and Jonathan is their golden retriever who can't say no. Damian is there little ace goblin and they love him.

Yes I still headcanon Damian as on the Ace spectrum. I hope this is what you were kinda looking for. If you want to read my fanfiction it's called "fixing ourselves" and it's under partypirate on ao3 <3

[jonjaydami]

Trying to prove Damian would like Jay literally at all realistically would be a losing game.

Omg honestly I didn't think I would get this popular to be getting stuff like this cause it's a rare ot3 but my chat is tweaking about this and congratulating me.

So to explain myself I'm a firm shipper of jondami and Jay x Jonathan but I really wanted to pull the ultimate power move and add my favorite ships together but also I'm super mad at DC for ending the supersons comic the way they did.

Like they literally shouldn't have aged up jon to be older then his best friend and they hardly see each other anymore and this causes a lot of angst within the Fandom. Again I love the fact Jonathan came out as bi but they ruined something that was literally going so good. Plus Jay gets a lot of hate for no reason.

I've seen in way to many fics were he is a creepy perv or abusive or something like that I just want them all to be happy. Even if it means me taking something good and making it better.

Seriously even if Damian doesn't have romantic feelings for Jay or Jonathan then what does it matter? Telling me this isn't going to make me stop shipping it or trying to make the world love a character who's adorable.

I love all good characters and growth whether or not it's in a ship. This would be like saying people shouldn't ship somethin like Jason or Rory, superbat, heck even things like Tim x conner.

It may not be cannon or maybe even the best ship ever but I like it and I'm doing this kinda for me. I mean like I love people and everyone who has supported me already is amazing and I love you but like it's cool dude.

Just do your own thing and be happy about it. Life is kinda cool like that.

[jonjaydami]

So I thought of a soul mate au and needed to know if it was any good cause it's different.

So stick with me as I hash through this half cooked idea that I'm hopefully planning on finishing. But it's an au that we're every intrusive/ impulsive thought you have is you soulmate. Like can you imagine just being in a store and out of nowhere your like "what if I stuck my hand in an oven" and then you stand there all confused cause what was that?

And maybe you can feel a strong sense of emotions for a couple of seconds after that. Almost like a bond sort of situation so it's nothing but confusion being sent to the other person before it cuts off. So your own intrusive thought could happen and then it's nothing but hysteria being sent to you.

It would be pretty funny though with an impulsive action cause you'd being sitting there and have the sudden urge to shave your head and then you just do it. What would be even better if you are standing in a store and someone comes around the corner and you both have the same exact haircut and you both side eye each other until you start talking and your bond starts to grow and you realize-

"This is the little shit who's been wanting to stick their hand on a hot stove 👀"

No idea if this is plausible but this leaves more ideas to be talked about for characters and in some level could work for even work for friends.

Cause for those aro/ ace baddies we gotta figure that maybe it's go varying levels with other people especially when you and your friends share one brain cell and it got left at a target for 3 weeks.

[jonjaydami]

So honestly I have been wanting to but haven't had much time (thank goodness I have the weekend off) but I'm looking to make a superbat Playlist. There is a couple on YouTube but I NEED one that's personally built and would love a couple of song recommendations

For starters I already have

- a bunch of hozier cause I love hozier and ugh it's so them (like too sweet)

-good luck babe by chappel roan

-ends of the earth by lord huron

-love like ghosts by lord huron

- I wanna waste my time on you by the crookes

-captain platonic by Vinny Marchi

-lemon boy by Cavetown

And so much more but I need some really good recs!! And anyone is welcome to discuss other ship playlists cause I need some timkon and jondami (Also jonjaydami)

[jonjaydami]

Do you have any hc’s on how jay would take care of lizzy/trinity or how all of them would take care of her together??

Ok so sorry this took me so long to answer but I really had to do something I'm not good at and think about this. Like a lot and then I kept forgetting and scrolling through tiktok.

So anyway my headcanon is that when Jonathan introduced his boyfriend to her she was super upset at first because not only is he a new guy and sometimes kids are super weary of people and you need to earn their trust but because she thought Damian and Jonathan were together.

I think she sees them more like her uncles and mentors. But when Jay was introduced she tried to be polite cause thats what her mom taught her but she tries to keep her distance.

Jay brings her snacks and small gifts and as much as she appreciates them she can't get over the fact that the uncles she wanted aren't together. But instead of staying upset for long she decides to make a plan.

Yes that's right I think she would try and parent trap them together. Because it's not fair that her uncle Damian is single and in all reality she thinks they are probably the only two that could handle him.

I mean she is still disappointed it not just Damian and Jonathan but she's ok with Jay because he let her paint his face and nails and brought her chocolate.

So using all the tricks she knows she tries to give them the run of their lifetime. Putting them in silly situations were either two or three of them have to find her or she is using her skills as a detective (learned from Damian and from her distant grandpa Bruce) asks them questions that embarrasses them.

Until they finally sit her down and talk to her why she's been acting so weird. She finally breaks down and tells them it's not fair that they aren't all together. They shush her and finally tell her they've been dating for months they just didn't want to tell her yet.

Turns out in the middle of her parent trapping them and in their own free time they figured themselves out and stopped being dumb (for once). Being the kid she is she's relieved she doesn't have to try and be sneaky bit at the same time she is upset that they didn't tell her sooner. All while this is going on Diana of course is even more relieved so she doesn't have to hear trinity pin point her entire plan and when it doesn't work or go right come home and talk about it for hours.

I think they all definitely teach her different skills and techniques she would need and all help out with taking her to the park or zoo and treating her out. Though her favorite times are when they all are together.

Well enjoy my brain rot. I'm gonna go dougie and drink my 3rd cup of coffee <3

[jonjaydami]

OK. Within the Princess/Knight/Dragon dynamic (damsel, rescuer of damsel, guardian of damsel). I know the automatic assumption is Princess Jay, Dragon Dami, and Knight Jon. But I think it's actually Princess Jon (golden retriever, denial ain't just a river in Egypt if you ask him about his mental health, would pretty much provably canonically rather die than admit he's not okay and needs time off but I think that'll get better once he admits he has trauma), Dragon Jay (firmly believe he can and will throw down with anyone who tries to hit Jon while he's down, does not give a shit if they're actual deities or Lex Luthor's latest pet project, Jon is polite and helpful whether he's capable of being helpful without hurting himself or not so SOMEONE has to tell everyone asking him to do things to fuck off, and Dami can and does but Jay is more vicious and personal about it because he gives fewer fucks about Nightwing using the disappointed mom voice), and Knight Dami (these two can't stay out of trouble to save their actual lives and if they won't stop fistfighting dictators they're going to need someone with infinite bail money who isn't above quietly removing many of the dictators key pawns before they can be used against his boyfriends). Propaganda for this theory includes the mental image of Suffering From Kryptonite Exposure Jon being protected by a visibly unhinged Jay who is worried but not terrified because his job is to hold down the fort till Damian can rescue them (it's about them relying on each other it's about Jon letting himself be hurt and Jay letting himself be scared and Damian letting himself be in love), and the idea of YouTube compilations existing titled 'Gossamer and Superman getting bailed out by Robin for forty two minutes and eighteen seconds'

I literally love this so much. I love the analysis you were going for and its literally what I've been trying to say all along.

I love the way your broke it down and talked about it cause I agree Jonathan may be perceived as invincible but he's not. He may have superhuman abilities but other then that he is basically just a human. Like he has trauma that needs to be desperately talked about but he doesn't want to cause he thinks he would be a burden and useless (which he could never)

Jay is sassy and will literally go crazy mode for his boyfriends. Literally no questions asked he would throw down. People think Damian is the demon who is unhinged but really it's because he had a really scarred past of being an assassin. Hurting people is what he thought was right and thats how you took put targets but then he learned to be better and that there are ways to handling things that don't need violence.

He also is very emotionally constipated (thats literally 90% of the bat fam tho) and has a hard time expressing himself and talking and it always comes out like he's mad or angry when in reality being angry and defensive just feels like the best way to deflect. This is why I think Jay is a very good rendition to Jonathan and Damian. He is like a balance to a scale they didn't even know they needed.

Also is it weird that I've been thinking about making a fantasy fic for them? Like you beat me to the punch but it's weird how you read my mind. In all honesty if you ever wanna debate hit me up cause I have so much stuff we could discuss about this.

[jonjaydami]

I lied on my fanfiction I made a whole blog now dedicated to this <3

From: partypirate

[somebodyssherlock-heterodyne]

This got too long for tags:

I feel like they have protocols for every iteration of this scenario. Like if it's Jon and Jay getting dishonored Damian unleashes hell. If it's Jon and Damian getting insulted Jay will verbally obliterate the offending party to a degree that both his boyfriends find terrifying and a little hot. (I'm of the firm belief that if you give Jay a reason there is nobody he can't drive to tears. He makes a minimum of two cops cry every time he gets arrested. He has a silver tongue and he will gut you with it).

The fun thing is that when Jay and Dami get insulted, not only does Jon Literally Always Know because he's got superhearing constantly honed on their heartbeats (Jay and Damian are weird enough to find it cute), but he will proceed, every time without fail, to enact some version of the following scenario:

A) Kryptonian vocal chords are Fucking Weird, enough that it is no trouble at all for it to be Jon's fault this asshole is jumpscared by the sound of something big and mean and MAD growling in that alleyway/behind that bus stop/any first five minutes of a horror movie appropriate place.

B) if said asshole does not bolt, they get out a few 'shit did you hear that-' until they're once again jumpscared by Jon, who was not behind them two seconds ago, saying "hear what?"

C) Jon then looks to his boyfriends and frowns. "Are you bothering my boyfriends?"

D) if asshole tries to go on insult spiel at the question they are cut off by another growl. Their animal hindbrain is fully convinced there is something big and mad and mean and it is going to fucking eat them and they can't see it.

E) next round of "did you hear that what the fuck"

F) Jon then blinks his big, innocent blue eyes at them and says "I didn't hear anything."

G) "It was- it was just-" a hand lands on their shoulder. This stranger uncurls from a slouch they didn't see and suddenly he's very tall and very broad and he is smiling with a lot of teeth and human canines aren't that sharp are they-

H) "You should probably go home if you're hearing things. My boyfriends and I can walk you."

I) if asshole opens their mouth to go on a tirade of insults Jon's grip is suddenly very very tight. They can feel their bones creaking. That's not normal, is it?

J) "After all," Jon continues. "We wouldn't want you to say something else you'll regret."

K) asshole makes excuses about being able to walk themselves. Jon does the aw-shucks 'are you sure?' He drags this back and forth out until he's satisfied with their level of fear. Some of them look at Jay and Dami before they try to say something they'll regret. Those ones get to make the connection between the black haired stranger who's grip they can't break out of, it's like struggling in a bear trap, and the low, furious growl that they can hear behind them only when they look away from the stranger with a smile that's a little too wide and teeth that are a little too sharp.

Either way Jon always manages to extract a promise that they'll never go out saying shit like that again. They have yet to have to use that routine on the same person twice. Various parental and sibling figures have witnessed Jon's method of choice for homophobes. Sara Nakamura finds her son's two pack of Scary Dog Privilege delightful and reassuring and is probably the least concerned parent the trio has. Clark thinks that if someone was truly dedicated to causing problems they could argue that this is Jon using his powers for evil but Clark also thinks 90% of his coworkers fall beneath the banner of at least one pride flag and one of them is Wonder Woman so anyone that dedicated to being an asshole would have to go through her and Lois combined before they got the chance to go through him to get to Jon so he's not worried. Lois thinks it's hilarious and delightful. Bruce refuses to express a concrete opinion but cannot quite resist the quirk of his lips every time he hears about it happening, and all of Bruce's kids are absolutely delighted by the prospect of homophobes having to deal with a mildly unhinged half Kryptonian.

*Jay and Jonathan are talking outside in a park*

*some random homophobic man pushing past them*: get out of the way! (*calls them slurs*)

Jay rolling up his sleeves: Hey ya coward get back here!

Jonathan panicking: uh-! Wait!

The homophobic man turning around and expecting a fight he could win: what? *said sarcastically*

Jay: you forgot to say that to our OTHER boyfriend :3

Random man: wha-

*Damian son of Batman Wayne popping up with murderous intent behind the man*

*Jonathan and Jay watching the man scream*:

:3