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I found some acorn love collecting acorns. My pockets are full of them.
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Testing some shaders in UE5 for Bug Soccer Game
ignore centipede texture glitching tf out
#my art#3d art#3d model#unreal engine#unreal engine 5#indie games#gamedev#game design#indie dev#game dev blog#shader#bugblr#bugs#moth#insect#beetle#acorn weevil#weevil#jumping spider#ue#ue5
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Woo bugs with hats be upon thee. These are some free to use digital stickers, enjoy :3
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2021 -> 2025
#hey did you guys know i love gunhan#and making comparisons between old and new photos#and screaming about my discoveries#gunil doesn't look suuuper different really#round ass acorn head to punk princess junhan is a big jump though#and together they make me want to run into traffic thank you for your time#xdinary heroes#gunil#goo gunil#junhan#han hyeongjun#gunhan
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What would Sally acorn from Sonic be like in this universe???


Name: Sally Acorn
Series: Sonic The Hedgehog
Gender: Female
Status: Alive
Family: King Nigel Acorn (Dad), Sonic’s Gang (Found Family)
Flower Motif: Baby Blue Eyes (Nemophila menziesii)
Flower Meaning: Hope
Weapon of Choice: Dual Blades
Associated With: Interdimensional Hero Club (Ally)
Hero Form Appearance: A combination of an Interdimensional warrior princess’s outfit and YuYuYu’s Hero Form outfits. The undersuit of the outfit is a glossy jet black to match the night sky, and the main outfit starts out pale blue like the center of a baby blue eyes flower, but becomes a gorgeous light blue when you reach the lower half of the pants, the lower half of the sleeves, and the tailcoat- just like the outside petals of the flower. Accent colors include white, black, gray, silver, gold, cream, periwinkle, and royal blue. The shoes, gloves, and belt all have patterns of baby blue eyes flowers on them, and the only other accessory is a baby blue eyes hairclip that Sandy wears. The flower’s petal shape can be seen in the tailcoat, sleeves, and collar.
Full Bloom Gauge Location: Left Breast
Guardian: Ratatoskr (Based on the squirrel of the same name)
Favorite Food: Poutine
Parallel To: None
Bio: Princess Sally Acorn is the daughter of King Nigel Acorn, and leader of the Freedom Fighters. She’s been one of Sonic’s earliest friends!
#crossover#shueisha#yuuki yuuna wa yuusha de aru#yuyuyu#weekly shonen jump#wsj#yuki yuna au#yuuki yuuna is a hero#yuyuyu au#character bio#yuki yuna is a hero#flower#flowers#yuki yuna#not shonen jump#not shueisha#sth#sega#Sonic the hedgehog#Sally acorn#baby blue eyes#nemophilia
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Mesmerised by dinner
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Critter doodles at work!
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Alicia: They appear to have entered the Castle, Scourge!
Scourge: Oh really? I didn't see all these stupid fuckin heros in front of me! YOU DUMB BITCH!
Scourge: NO SHIT!!
#j.p speaks#scourge was a wee bit angry when sonic and co tried to jump him in his castle 😔#scourge the hedgehog#alicia acorn#incorrect sonic quotes
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THEY ARE SO BABYDOLL!!!!!
THEY ARE SO BESTIES TRUST ME
#weasel's sillies#:3#tw bugs#bug tw#cw bug#jumping spider#weevil#purple gold jumping spider#acorn weevil
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Anticipation
Here’s a completely random non-related horror story that I totally just came up with and am not currently experiencing:
A person comes home from dropping someone off somewhere, having a recently badly sprained ankle from sheer clumsiness, something electrical in their rv blows. Well, shit. They make sure all power sources are off and no fire has occurred, and thankfully they’ve got their handy dandy solar panel generator. That’s half charged. Hmm, not great but could be worse. They sit down with cramps, other various aches and pains that include that heavily bruised ankle. It’s them and one of their old cats resting in bed, when suddenly, they see it.
What it is exactly, the person knows not, if could just be a terrifying but harmless cockroach. But it could be the punchy bug- the one that hits you with stings again and again.
Now sure, this person has various bug sprays, but now the flying insect has disappeared. Waiting. In the shadows of a powerless room. And all they have is their phone, an old sleepy cat, a fucked up ankle and a fight response like nobody’s business. This can work as horror, comedy, or comedic horror. *takes a bow as the light grows ever dimmer*
Oh! And this is Sheila, a beautiful bold jumping spider that found a home somewhere in here. In completely unrelated news, hopefully she catches a nice dinner tonight! 💕

#acorn is in trouble#but it’s also kinda hilarious#im a grown ass person#corny horror tropes#acorn horror drabbles#horror#horror Drabble#scary stories#wip#wip wednesday#jumping spider#art wip
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Yes, very Steven Moffat.
CC can write a mean one-off (e.g. Pilot, Triangle, How the Ghosts Stole Christmas, etc.)-- when he's invested-- but flounders with carry-through. I think that's why Spotnitz and he made a great team: Chris thought up the myth, Frank hammered it into reality. "And so between them both, you see, they licked the platter clean."
I kind of hate even asking this question but I’m going to ask it anyway.
Why do you think CC decided to totally retcon the mythology in the revival? Do you think he was bored of it? Did he think it didn’t fit in with “modern times”?
I know the mythology was kind of a mess at the end but I don’t think it was so bad that it was beyond saving.
It’s just, when you watch the struggles and accept the retcon it makes the Orginal Series feel like a waste of time. I’ve also heard theories that the Struggle episodes are told by an “unreliable narrator” for example CSM is an unreliable narrator in MSIII, Jackson is unreliable in MSIV. That just sounds like a cop out. It all just gives me a headache honestly. 🙁
tl;dr: CC is interested in new ideas; and will always be willing to cast off old ones in pursuit of fresher perspectives. His passion for the latter mythology was born from Dr. Simon's and Dr. Fearon's last-minute theory; but when it got fan backlash, he pivoted the focus from his revitalized mythology to the abandoned William arc. However: because he was chasing tantalizing ideas rather than a focused conclusion, Carter completely fumbled in his attempts to close up old threads in order to start afresh.
A couple reasons:
CC and Spotnitz wrapped up the original mythology in Season 6 (One Son), deciding that it had both blossomed out of control and somehow come together. Mythology wrapped up, they then finished off the Samantha arc in Season 7 and began a new mytharc in Season 8. Season 8's Existence, according to Spotnitz, functioned as the end of the original X-Files as a whole--
Spotnitz: "And the series will be different, whoever comes back for it [Season 9]-if there is another year. We’re still working out what that final story is, but there are a couple of elements that we know are going to be in there. And those two elements close the chapter.”
and,
Spotnitz: Whatever I said, what I mean to say is that 8 years of the series will come to a close this May, regardless of whether there is an X-Files next season. I actually believe most of the important questions about the mythology have already been answered, believe it or not, and you will see some new ones asked in upcoming shows.
--leaving room for Season 9 to begin a new chapter for the show (one no longer centered on Mulder and Scully's evolving story, since it had been concluded.)
That... didn't work. So, IWTB's focus, years later, was on a MOTW instead, with the hope that it would succeed and become a stepping stone to a movie-mythology franchise series.
That didn't work, either. But CC never gave up hope for a 3rd movie.
Then 2015 rolled around and FOX approached him for a revival.
Carter: I had one question thrown out to me at a meeting. [Fox Television CEO] Dana Walden asked, “If there were another series, when do you think you could begin work on it?” It wasn’t an overture, more of a practical issue. That was before the show ever aired and they knew what the ratings would be. There’s been no conversation about doing more of these. With the ratings news, it’s hard to imagine that they wouldn’t come back to us.
I would love to do another movie. Especially coming off that second movie, which had such a heavy weight upon it: A summer-release, low-budget movie, with no promotion, in a crowded field of tentpole fare. I was asked to do so much with so little. And I tried! If we were to do another movie, it would need to be akin to the first movie, which I thought was a story worthy of the big screen. That said, I can’t imagine they won’t want to somehow figure out how to do this on TV.
CC didn't know where to take the show, and only signed on after being told the season would be short (and might give him a movie, which is what he really wanted.) It was Dr. Anne Simon that actually got him excited about the mytharc again: as she tells it,
"What was the Conspiracy? This [Struggle I and II] is the conspiracy. Now, did Chris know that this was the conspiracy [since the original show]? Obviously not-- because I told him what the conspiracy was. But he knew that there was a Conspiracy-- he just didn’t know what it was. But when I told him, when I gave him this idea [plot for MSI/II], he was just, ‘This is amazing’-- I mean, he was so happy. ‘I want more, I want more, I want more!’ And every time I sent him these pages, typed pages, he was just, he was extremely happy. I could tell how happy he was.”
(Dr. Anne Simon's an interesting rabbit hole to go down, btw. Gonna do a post on her contributions in the future.)
He redid the focus of the show in Season 10; and his writers and collaborators and even his actors-- David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson, both-- thought it was a well-written season (I know....) But the fans did not.
So, CC made a statement after FOX confirmed S11: shippers had been heard-- there would be more MSR and William. So much so, he brought William back purposefully to give his arc a resolution.
And when that didn't work out-- when CC's 'perfect' ending was hated by fans (and famously, Gillian) for feeling more like a cop out than an address-and-move-forward conclusion, he felt slighted and misunderstood.
In short, Carter wasn't invested in his series anymore-- and, to be fair, neither were David and Gillian: all three (and Spotnitz) wanted to do movies instead. FOX said no; so, they took on Season 8 and 9. When the middling traction from S8 flopped in S9, CC deviated from the mytharc and did IWTB. That flubbed; and he let the matter rest for a few years (still hoping for more movies.) When FOX only agreed to do another series, he didn't know what to do with the mytharc. Then Dr. Anne Simon and Margaret Fearon gave him a direction-- and, yes, both worked on (and cosigned) the mytharc episodes-- and got him excited to do something new; and more of it. And we all saw what happened thereafter.
(Dr. Anne Simon also worked on the OG mytharc episodes, and has nothing but good things to say about them and the Revival. Again, a future rabbit hole.)
In conclusion: once CC's interest is engaged, he loses track of all else and devotes his aspirations to that one thing-- to the detriment of not only the whole picture (i.e. mythology) but also other equally important moving parts (i.e. Gillian's desire to move on.)
I could go on, but I think that's it for now.
#txf#xf meta#Mulder#Scully#CC#Frank Spotnitz#x files#the x files#xfiles#x-files#odakota-rose#it didn't help that CC is like a squirrel jumping from one idea to the next#more power to him: but if you find and bury and dig up and find another and bury and dig up and keep scattering every nut you come across#the acorn won't be able to take root and sprout
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⎯⎯ㅤMy Neighbor Totoro
⎯⎯ㅤBatfam Yan! × Totoro! Reader
《Platonic》
Note / English is not my first language / Reader is not based on Totoro, but on one of the protagonists of the film./ M.list
TW / yandere behaviors, obsession, isolation, stalking, manipulation, slight mention of death, yandere themes


A New Beginning
Or so your siblings said. After your parents died, all your siblings decided to move to a small town.
It was a house far from almost everything; the only thing surrounding it were trees and vegetation.
And if you were honest, you didn't complain. There was plenty of space to play, and Damian and I started growing vegetables and planting flowers.
Although the house seemed very old and dirty, it felt very cozy to you.
You always spent time outside running and jumping around the place. Sometimes you would ask Damian to join you, and he would reluctantly agree.
But you had noticed that since your parents' death, they had become much more overprotective of you.
You couldn't stray too far from home, and you weren't allowed to talk to anyone unless you wanted to be grounded.
But that didn't stop you. You were very young and immature.
From a very young age, you always had that adventurous and curious spirit. Break the rules
But your greatest wish was always to climb and explore the enormous tree next to your home.
When you told Richard about your idea, his respect was a big no.
"Sorry, (Name), it's too dangerous,"
Richard said, not paying much attention to your pleas to go explore the big tree.
"But—"
Before you could speak again, Richard quickly interrupted you.
"I'm not going to repeat that again, (Name), no means no, do you understand?"
He gave you that look that made your whole body shiver slightly.
You looked down as you let out a defeated sigh and pouted.
Richard's chest tightened as soon as he saw your mood; he thought he'd been too hard on you.
He bent down to your level, gave your shoulder a light squeeze, and then spoke.
"I know you like exploring and all, but it's too dangerous if you go alone. I don't want to lose you (name)... not like I lost them."
You just nodded, gave you a light pat on the head, and then went back to what you were doing.
You thought you'd get lucky with your other siblings if you asked.
But they all had the same answer: "No."
At this point, you were seriously considering giving up; your dream of exploring that enormous tree was shattered.
You decided to go out into the yard and explore the surroundings as you always did.
As you walked, you found a couple of acorns on the ground. A little strange, but a few days ago, some acorns mysteriously appeared outside or inside the house.
The others didn't pay much attention and just said that they were most likely just squirrels living on top of the house.
You put the acorns in your pants pocket, but something caught your attention. You saw something white moving through the grass.
You tilted your head, confused, wondering what it was.
And then you saw some kind of white creature come out of the grass. It was very small and looked like some kind of fat cat that walked on two legs.
Your eyes shone with admiration and surprise. It was the first time you had seen something so tender and cute.
You saw the little creature walk past you without flinching, you were literally watching it.
Out of pure curiosity, you started to follow it and see where it was going.
You weren't going to waste this opportunity. You had too many questions, and you were going to find the answers.
The little creature turned to look at you. You gave him a small smile and watched as he started walking faster.
You instinctively started walking faster too. Before you could get any closer, you saw the small white creature disappear before your eyes.
It's like it's become invisible, weird.
You started looking around but couldn't find anything. You squinted a little to see better, and then you saw it.
It was almost transparent, but your eyes could still see it.
You started chasing it again, and it was only a matter of time before the creature realized you were chasing it.
It started running faster. You treated it like a race, so you started running even faster.
You weren't going to let that strange creature escape you.
They continued like that for a few seconds. Maybe that little guy was fast, but you were even faster.
When you were about to reach it, the creature went down the stairs. You ducked to reach it, but the space was too small, but you still didn't give up.
You were able to get inside a little and stick your head out. It was too dark, but you still saw a small figure moving toward a small exit.
You quickly got up and headed to the other end. There was a small entrance, and you thought the little creature would come out through there.
You crouched down and waited patiently.
A few seconds passed, and nothing happened. You were about to give up before you heard something fall.
You quickly turned your head and saw the little white creature, but it wasn't alone.
Next to it was another creature, a little larger than the other and navy blue.
You saw that the biggest one was carrying a bag full of acorns; therefore, it was responsible for the acorns.
As soon as they saw you notice them, they started running.
You quickly got up and started chasing them.
You weren't going to let them get away so easily.
You were so focused on catching them that you didn't realize you'd entered the small forest, which all your siblings had clearly told you not to enter.
You had a hard time chasing them, as the place was quite steep.
You had to be careful with the branches and roots that They were sticking out of the ground and were lying on the floor.
You fell a couple of times, scraping your elbows and knees, but that didn't matter to you.
Your clothes were covered in dust and dirt, and your hair was a mess. You didn't even know how long you'd been chasing those things.
But you stopped as soon as you saw the enormous tree in front of you. You saw those little creatures enter a hole in the enormous tree.
You tried to look further inside, but you slipped, causing you to fall into that hole.
You began to fall down a small tunnel, twisting and turning. You felt like you were going to throw up, and you hadn't even had lunch yet.
As soon as you hit the ground, you felt your head spinning and you were dizzy.
The space where you fell was medium-sized, but it was filled with vegetation.
You began to look around the place with excitement until you saw a huge creature lying in a small hole in the wall.
This The creature was different from the rest; it was black and had bat-like wings.
It was also quite large, perhaps the size of a bus.
You stroked one of its wings; they were quite soft.
You saw how it moved at your touch. You continued touching its wings since they were very soft, as soft as your pillows.
Out of pure curiosity, you hung onto one of its wings. Before you could react, the creature began to turn around.
Luckily, you were able to move quickly before it crushed you. You ended up on top of it.
There, you were able to get a closer look. It seemed to be some kind of strange bat; its fur was very soft.
It might have seemed intimidating to others, but in your eyes, it was the cutest creature you'd ever seen.
It seemed to be asleep, but your touch woke it up.
You saw how it opened its eyes slightly and stared at you for a few seconds.
You gave it an excited smile. The strange creature yawned. Then go back to sleep.
It didn't seem to mind your presence. You decided to lie down on its furry chest, and it was quite comfortable.
It felt like you were sleeping on cotton wool; your body was too tired from running around too much.
Besides, you didn't think you'd be able to move properly for a while because of the wounds on your knees and elbows.
You quickly fell asleep on top of the creature. A part of you told yourself not to trust it too much, as it could be dangerous.
But you were too tired to think clearly.
As your eyes closed, you could feel one of its wings cover your tired body.
_
You woke up in your bed, quite confused, and thought it was all a dream.
But the small bandages on your elbows and knees said otherwise.
Before you could process everything that was happening, you felt someone pounce on you.
You felt Richard hug you tightly as he worriedly asked you what had happened.
You just lied and said you had fallen. Okay, it wasn't completely a lie, but you couldn't tell him you had gone without permission to that place you were specifically told not to go.
Since that incident, everyone had become more possessive of you.
Your hours of going outside and playing, which had previously been unlimited, were now only 3 to 2 hours.
You always had one of your brothers watching you closely; you couldn't allow his beloved little sister to get hurt again.
In his eyes, you were too fragile and innocent for this horrible world, so you had to stay close to them.
You don't need to. No one, just them.
But you still managed to sneak away from them to visit your new friend.
You had named him 'Batman'.
What an original name.
You always collected lots of acorns for him and his little friends; you were like a personal little acorn collector.
You kept it a secret, until one day Damian discovered you and secretly followed you.
He had suspected for a long time that something was wrong.
So one day, he followed you without you knowing. He was very surprised when he saw the large creature you were visiting.
You swore that at that moment, Damian almost fainted from the shock.
You begged him not to tell anyone; you convinced him that 'Batman' wasn't bad.
Hesitating a bit, he decided to listen to you. From that moment on, he asked Richard to be the one to watch over you.
Richard finally agreed. From that moment on, you and Damian began visiting 'Batman'.
You used to sleep on top of him since the big creature was sleeping all the time.
While Damian lay next to him while he drew or did his homework, you could say his sketchbook was full of sketches and drawings of the furry creature.
Little did you know, 'Batman' was starting to grow fond of you.
And that affection turned into an obsession.
At night, he would send one of those little creatures to watch over you while you slept. I just want you to be safe!
Not only did you have your family overprotecting you all the time.
But now you had some kind of magical creature obsessed with you.
You're so unlucky.


Re-uploading this shit after a long time
(Sorry if I didn't add my girls Barbara, Cass, and Steph, but this was a request specifically asking for Batboys, sorry :(
#batfam x reader#batfamily x reader#batfam x batsis#fem reader#batsis reader#yandere batfam x reader#yandere batboys#yandere batfamily x reader#yandere batman#batboys x reader#platonic batfam#yandere bruce wayne#yandere dick grayson#yandere jason todd#yandere damian wayne#batman x reader#bruce wayne x reader#batfam x fem reader#bruce wayne#jason todd x reader#dick grayson x reader#damian wayne x reader#dc x reader#yandere dc x reader#yandere dc#batboys x batsis#yandere batfam#yandere batfamily#jason todd#dc comics x reader
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You know what idea has always ENCHANTED ME?
Ever since I saw it on a sci-fi show?
The Deadly Magical House That Loves You™. See, it's a house that has become something MORE. Gained sentience. And? Instead of acting out some cheap horror movie jump scares? It digs deep to its foundations, thinks long n hard, and decides on what it WANTS.
And it WANTS?
To be a HOME™.
To TAKE CARE OF somebody. Have LIFE in its halls. Meals at its tables. Joy and laughter bouncing across its walls. So? It lays a trap. Lures people in.
Come live in me~
I am a good home.
I am Free! I am "Safe". I will give you whatever your heart desires.
I care not for morality or laws. Boundaries or taboos. Do you desire? Come, come, be HAPPY~! Live in me! Relax here! Forget about the world beyond these walls. Anything I can not give you, I can bring TOO you! This is a Happy Home.
But, of course, such sentience and pushiness terrifies. People run and flee in horror. The house getting more aggressive. Trying to hold tighter. After all! If they would just STAY for a while, they would SEE! It's so LOVELY here! The would LOVE to live inside them!
But... instead?
They are hurt.
Doors smashed open. Windows broken to escape. Furniture thrown. Their avatar, Jeeves, bashed with heavy things. Why... WHY?! They are only trying to HELP! To LOVE them! Be a good HOME! They grow more and more run down. Starved. Wrathful.
It is, of course, their Obsession. To be a home. They are so very hungry.
When? Who should come along?
But the depressed AF Ghost King! He's been... not TECHNICALLY kicked out. But "things are tense" kicked out. He's tired. His college courses are remote. He can't really AFFORD rent. And everything is just...
He's TIRED.
He wants to cry.
Why... why can't he have ONE good thing? ONE sign everything's gonna be alright?
"Free House!"
Well... I mean... that IS a literal sign. Huh. He flies down. The house notices him. Tries to look as enticing as it can. And? Gasp! I... It's WORKING? This one seems INTERESTED? Quick! Flowerbeds! Look at my flowerbeds! Ooooh, lovely floooowers! A.. and there's probably really nice wood flooring! C'mon. C'moooon!
Danny? Sees a free Lair. Not too far from both Gotham AND Metropolis. Good location. Needs a little fixing up. But I mean... you can't beat free, right?
Is he really gonna do this?
......fuck it. Yeah, let's do this. First house time. He's just glad he carries a sharpie on him most of the time. Scribbles "Sold!" Over the sign then calls Jazz. He's... kinda not sure WHAT he's supposed to pack?
Finds out, post move in, whoop. Sentient Lair. Clingy, clingy, highly desperate sentient Lair. Oof. Guess fixing up the place can be therapy for both of us. Jazz helps.
The house heals. He falls into a routine. Schoolwork, hang out in the garden or the observatory, meals FaceTiming friends or watching videos, naps whenever he wants them. It's... it's so peaceful. Quiet and soothing to his agitated and worn down soul. Like a balm.
House gets him whatever he needs. They're kinda awesome like that. Always seems to have room to fit this or that. He doesn't question it. His brain figuring it works on Zone logic.
He probably SHOULD have.
Because? Things have been going missing. At a slow, steady, pace. Food, technology, entertainment. A building that shouldn't BE there, has been spotted in a wealthy county just outside of Superman and Batman's two cities.
No one can get near it.
It's been getting BIGGER.
Growing, like a tumor, room by room. Floor by floor. The gardens creeping like kudzu, to swallow everything in their path. Yet delivery drivers drop things off. Things they don't remember. On trips they don't recall. People are scared.
Amateur detectives have managed to discover some sort of starlit fae that lives there, along with a human boy.
Justice League Dark has been called in. Are currently standing just outside the slowly creeping property line. A garden statue just hissed at them. The trees are trying to throw acorns. A hushed argument has already broken out. How do they contain the house?
@the-witchhunter @nerdpoe @hypewinter @hdgnj @babbling-babull @mutable-manifestation @spidori @lolottes
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Acorn, how you so small with such big personality?
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Teen Wolf fanfiction recs:
Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski [Part 7]
"The Education of Mr. Stilinksi" (E) by zoemathemata | 5,746 | Derek Hale is going to hell courtesy of Stiles Stilinkski and his oral fixation.
"His Favorite Nephew" (M) by Anonanonanonana | 1,348 | Peter Hale was never good at following directions if he saw a better way. But he always liked Stiles' plans. That's what made him his favorite.
"Wake Up Dead" 🔒 (E) by bloodwrites | 12,453 | Stiles becomes a vampire at the very beginning of his relationship with Derek. Suddenly he's immortal, and everything changes.
"Red" (M) by ZainClaw | 4,371 | “If you try anything,” the alpha warns him, “I’ll rip your throat out. With my teeth.” Stiles laughs drily, tilting his head to the side. “Likewise.”
"I Will Wait At Your Door" (T) by entanglednow | 2,142 | It turns out that getting between werewolves and hunters is not a good look for him.
"Returning the Favor" (T) by aurevell | 5,164 | Stiles pays a nighttime visit to his boyfriend in secret, or so he thinks. Unfortunately, the Hale family has keener ears than he realizes.
"where we both could live" (M) by aurevell | 16,865 | Derek’s having a hard time falling asleep in his noisy new apartment. His next-door neighbor, who always seems to be talking or singing, is surprisingly helpful with that problem.
"The Bite" (M) by LeeHan | 6,601 | The first time Stiles was offered the bite, he said no, but the universe only gave him the courtesy of asking so many times. When the inevitability of the bite catches up with him, Stiles has to face his new nature. Luckily, he has Derek by his side every step of the way.
"Gonna Write a Classic" (M) by jezziejay | 6,607 | The sexploits that Stiles writes about aren’t autobiographical. There’s never been anything overtly salacious about his own sexlife, nothing that was ever going to be screenplayed for a porno, but he still has a very creative imagination to work with. Usually. Tragically, and frighteningly, his imagination has gone rogue on him. It’s broken, flatlined, missing.
"In Desperate Times" (M) by Nokomis | 3,454 | Stiles gets magic wish-granting powers, but only when he's in danger. He begins to teleport to Derek in increasingly awkward moments.
"In From The Cold" (T) by alocalband | 3,256 | Stiles stands on the doorstep of the Hale house, bouncing on the balls of his feet in an attempt to stay warm in the freezing night air, and tries to tell himself that this isn’t a bad idea. And it isn’t. It’s an absolutely horrible one.
"Begin Again" (T) by alocalband | 2,852 | Derek loses control of his full shift. This honestly wouldn't be an issue if Stiles hadn't shown up and made it one.
"Yes is a World" (M) by jezziejay | 10,207 | When the nemeton casts a protection spell over Beacon Hills, Stiles can finally go to college. Derek thinks this might be a good thing.
"Long Time No See" (T) by BarlowGirl | 3,294 | “Hi,” Stiles says when Derek opens the door. Stiles who Derek hasn’t seen in almost seven years. Stiles who his own father hasn’t seen in six years.
"but we were something (don't you think so?)" (E) by Melpomene | 9,127 | "This was a mistake," Derek declares. "Here," he tosses the car keys to Stiles, "go home. I'll take the acorn and plant it." "Deaton said it had to be us!" Stiles protests. "That's why I'm here, because -" Derek rolls his eyes. "Deaton told you that so you'd come, because he doesn't trust me." He pushes past Stiles. Once he has the stupid acorn and his phone, he'll just run to the coordinates and be done with it. Maybe after that he'll just keep running.
"Wedding Jitters" (G) by ladyblahblah | 318 | He wouldn't be Stiles if he weren't needlessly freaking out.
"Shifted" (T) by Wolfspurr | 25,074 | Of all the stupid things he’s ever done, Stiles is pretty sure this one takes the record, but it’s like a reflex that he just can’t stop. As soon as he sees the witch turn to face Derek, hand raised in Derek’s direction, he just jumps.
"inventing monsters" (T) by creationmyth | 3,840 | Stiles scoffs, disbelieving and a little mean. “Yeah? What good things do you have, Derek?” He swallows, keeping the word trapped behind his teeth because if it slips through he will not be able to catch it, he curls the chain around its neck and binds it to the tree out front to bark and bark with no one to hear. He just looks at Stiles, and Stiles looks back at him, and Derek thinks it loud enough that Stiles blinks.
"maybe we got lost in translation" (E) by creationmyth | 8,464 | The night’s spent branding each other’s names within the softest parts of their skin. Stiles has Derek’s name on his inner thighs, the base of his spine, spelled out in purple and blue along the space where his abdomen flexes under every light touch, down the tendon in his neck, above his heart. Derek has Stiles’ name in the fabric of his t-shirt, tucked within the band of his boxers, blended within the cotton and polyester, he’s got it on the back of his tongue and flashing behind his eyelids when he blinks. Stiles feels Derek in his bone marrow and knows that the remnants of himself are circling the drain as Derek runs the shower.
"ash is our purest form" (M) by creationmyth | 15,350 | In all honesty, Derek isn’t sure he wants to meet Stiles. From the word of fellow Berkeley attendees, it’s either a blessing or a curse to be acquainted with him. Stiles is both ends of two extremes, offering no middle ground and taking no prisoners. He heard from his dormmate Jackson that the guy is a total train wreck. He put it like this: All you need to know about Stilinski are the three S’s: spastic, stoner, slut.
"mosaic" (M) by creationmyth | 6,670 | “I’m starving,” he croaks, words whispered and cracking at the edges. “You were gone for a long time,” Derek replies in what sounds like agreement. Like he knows that Stiles is hungry. It feels like everyone knows.
"Dude, Werewolves" (E) by mysecretashes | 29,623 | Stiles gets partnered with Cora for a history project, and they become bros. Also, he kind of falls in love with her older brother, Derek.
"with the darkness fed" (NR) by Rena | 2,835 | It takes him several tries to dial the right number; his hands are slippery with blood (warm and sticky and bright red) and his entire body is shaking with the aftermath of puking his guts out, his breath is burning in his lungs and the phone keeps eluding his grasp.
"You Fit Me Better" (G) by Rena | 5,210 | Five times Stiles and Derek ended up wearing each others clothes on accident, and one time it's deliberate.
"The Difficult Kind" 🔒 (E) by whiskey_in_tea | 73,676 | Stiles is also trying to work on leaving shit alone, sometimes, but he can’t help himself when it occurs to him: they should take a road trip. They’ll have a bro bonding experience. Stiles can work out his weird Derek-related pseudo-crush issues once and for all, get trapped in a car with the dude and his farts and realize that all of the perfect abs and thick eyebrows and secret bleeding hearts in the world aren’t enough to make up for Derek’s particular brand of crazy.
"Bruised Like Violets" (E) by Melpomene | 236,381 | Stiles stares at the ceiling, completely flabbergasted. Derek Hale wants him. For real. This isn’t another Lydia situation, where he needs to pine and slowly try to work his way in from the edges of someone’s life. Derek likes him already. Derek is nice to him. Derek answers his questions and his texts and buys him magical things.
"Sacred Oasis" (E) by Melpomene | 4,643 | "I don't have a bathtub," Derek says, and oh now Stiles gets it. He gets all of it, actually. If he were a simpler person, he would demand that Derek admit that he's here because of safety and trust and a bunch of other girly emotions. Maybe Stiles would saucily ask "what's in it for me" and play coy.
"The Moon Gave Me Permission" (E) by Melpomene | 57,572 | “I probably shouldn’t tell you this,” Scott says, eyeing Stiles’ fries. “But Derek Hale is back in town. I saw him at the gas station the other day.” This piques Stiles’ interest. Oh yes it does. Like any good true crime aficionado, Stiles has his favourite case. His pet cold case. His hometown murder. The thing he brings up when he’s tired of small talk and just wants to get real: the Hale Family Fire and the Suicide of Katherine Argent.
"Desperately trying to figure out why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets" (M) by DaintyBoots | 1,548 | Brant was an expert at the swing, see, you had to time it just right, no hesitation. Wouldn’t want the damned creature to start healing half way through. So it had to be clean, quick. But this time, this time he supposed it was different. For one thing, it wasn’t some defecting rogue omega they caught running rampant around the forest. This one took timing, surveillance, careful planning. Alphas aren’t known to be easy to kill.
"Just Once" (T) by isthatbloodonhisshirt | 1,388 | “Did you literally just imply that while you were living in New York, you spent your weekends as a stripper?” “No,” Derek said. “No you didn’t imply it, or no you didn’t spend your weekends as a stripper?” Stiles asked. “You need to clarify here, because that wasn’t at all clear, and there is an important distinction because inquiring minds need to know. And by inquiring minds, I mean me, my mind, I need to know.”
"Low-Grade Mystical Shenanigans" (M) by wildhoneypie | 3,543 | Stiles is flushed and his shoulders are broad and he’s out of breath and he’s got that blood-and-spice rack smell of magic all over him, and over it all, there’s the smell of sex, like Stiles had been rolling around with someone just minutes ago and had run directly out of bed to the woods to do blood magic for his werewolf friends. The newness of Stiles’s body and his smells makes Derek’s brain buzz in a kind of electric stupor. He looks good.
"we do not dare to hope" (M) by xylodemon | 1,124 | Stiles helped open this door. All he can do now is wait to see what comes through it.
"i can't trust anyone or anything these days" 🔒(E) by wolfinglet | 700 | Stiles has words in his mouth. He puts them on Derek's skin. He's not the only one.
"Parked" (E) by xylodemon | 1,067 | The back of the jeep isn't really big enough for this kind of thing.
"hold my heart (it's beating for you anyway)" (M) by xylodemon | 1,667 | His name is Stiles, and it's nothing like Derek expected.
"Disposition" (E) by Tulikettu | 56,104 | Stiles has an itch. A kinky, kinda dirty itch he needs to scratch. So why not go on the Internet and look for a complete stranger to scratch it? Derek needs a partner for his rut. What a coincidence.
"Waxing" (E) by Tulikettu | 41,237 | The Hale land in Beacon Hills is being contended. Derek needs to prove he's not going anywhere. And the best way to do that, according to Deaton, is to have an heir. But they don't just grow on trees.
"The Great Grindr Incident" (E) by ColetheWolf & "The Great Grindr Follow Up" (T) by luciferswearingmetoprom | 2,347 | It's late at night & Stiles wants to find somebody on Grindr to jerk off with. Unbeknownst to him, Stiles accidentally finds himself sexting with Derek.
"Hallow's Warmth" 🔒 (M) by raisesomehale | 6,823 | Derek and Cora own the little coffee shop downtown, Stiles is the regular and talkative client that Derek may or may not be infatuated with, and the cold weather is extremely inconvenient considering it dusts Stiles' cheeks with a rosy shade of red and causes his breath to frost over in white puffs whenever he laughs.
"All I Want For Christmas, Is You" (E) by raisesomehale | 6,513 | Stiles and Derek have managed to keep up a reasonably active text-ship for the last few years (heavily due to Stiles’ undying persistence on the matter) but Derek’s recent inclination to jump around between continents paired with Stiles’ grueling school schedule has resulted in them not having been in the same room since Stiles left for Brown the summer after he graduated. The sight of him is like whiplash.
"summer tang" (M) by raisesomehale | 12,686 | It shouldn't come as a surprise to find Stiles now grown, it's been seven years after all, but it does come as a surprise to find Stiles has grown into... This. Toned and pretty thing.
"7 Minutes In Heaven" (T) by raisesomehale | 979 | “This is stupid,” Derek grumbles in lieu of a response, trying to point his body in a way that’ll keep it from brushing against Stiles' lithe front. He doesn’t succeed in the slightest. Stiles lets out a long-suffering sigh. “Our fellow party goers don’t seem to think so."
"Play It Cool" (T) by raisesomehale | 639 | “Ok, this is probably going to sound pathetic - no, it’s definitely gonna sound pathetic, but…” he nibbles on his bottom lip and leans forward more, like he’s about to tell Derek a secret. As he does, Derek gets a small whiff of clean sweat and faded laundry detergent. “I’m trying to convince my friends I’m a sex god, would you mind writing a fake number on this napkin for me real quick?”
"reGuardless" (M) by raisesomehale | 3,474 | The president had been to the point when he explained to Derek the rules of the job. Stiles was in the room while these rules were recited. The list went on and on. As did the games of chicken Stiles initiated to test Derek with these rules.
"Thrill (like white-hot wire)" (M) by raisesomehale | 4,291 | Stiles made the decision that Derek was his new best friend (and that he'll one day marry him) the day he shared his dinosaur chicken nuggets with him.
"the poets are right" (E) by endversed | 204,444 | “You need to get the fuck out of here before I call the cops.” Derek pauses a moment, his nostrils flaring just a second before his eyes flash burning red, his entire face screwing up in this expression of pure disgust that sends a shiver down Stiles’ spine. “Christ, and you’re a human? A human omega? What kind of fucking moron breaks into a werewolves’ house when they’re just a weak fucking human?”
"Oblivion for Two" (E) by publicdecency | 210,279 | “I’ll pay you to stop going around with other werewolves.” Stiles pushes Derek’s hand off of him, and Derek lets him. Stiles sits up. Derek sits up. They stare at one another. Stiles tries to laser through right to his dumb idiot fucking brain. “What did you just say?”
"i see that you've come so far [just like them old stars]" (G) by crossroadswrite | 2,304 | Everyone reaches for Derek in some form or another, but Stiles- Stiles is something different altogether because he reaches for Derek but he never makes contact.
"That's Why He Lets Him In" (E) by alisvolatpropiis | 12,446 | Some days he thinks he hears it when Stiles is miles and miles away, well beyond range for even his werewolf hearing. He thinks it might mean he’s finally going crazy after so many years of solitude, but that doesn’t stop him from liking it, even though he’d never admit it to anyone, if he had anyone to admit things to.
"breathe you in" (E) by forpony | 4,694 | How Stiles and Derek become weed buddies.
"All Taken Care Of" 🔒 (T) by elisera | 640 | “Don’t worry about it, okay? That was the first thing I got rid of once I had the pattern down.” “You what?”
"Recover, Reclaim, Retain" 🔒 (T) by elisera | 838 | Derek stumbles through the camp half-blind, head feeling like cotton and knees trembling, the spell on him making sure he can’t fight the warlock leading him by a chain and he can’t--, can’t even fucking smell--. “No, no, no!” a voice suddenly says next to Derek and there is a hand fisting in Derek’s shirt, jerking him to a stop. “This one’s mine.”
"Your Burning Sun" 🔒 (E) by elisera | 2,904 | “We gotta stop meeting like this,” Stiles says, wrapping his arms around Derek’s shoulders and tipping his hips up and forward until they meet Derek’s. A pleased sound escapes Derek; they’re both already half-hard, the scent of Stiles’ arousal filling the night air, thankfully drowning out the smell of the dumpster next to them.
"The Last Chills of Winter" (E) by LeeHan | 42,525 | “He didn’t magically charm me,” Derek shot back in his defense. “Oh, so he just regular charmed you?” Laura said with a smirk. “What? No,” Derek growled. “Was he hot?” “No! He just—“ He just had a laugh like a sun shower. Fuck.
"There'll Be A Future Down The Road" (T) by clotpolesonly | 6,885 | “Derek,” Stiles croaks. “What are you doing here?” The scowl deepens. “You break into my house after four years of nothing, collapse on my floor covered in blood, and then have the gall to ask me what I’m doing here?”
"all things together and under the earth" (E) by ahab2692 | 120,946 | In which a ragtag gang of teenagers somehow becomes Derek's pack. And in which pack somehow becomes synonymous with family. There's murder and mayhem, and a briefcase full of money, and the rebuilding of a home, and bruises and love bites, and tangled webs of private lives. And somewhere in the middle of all of this, Derek falls in love with the sheriff's son.
"Through Myself and Back Again" (G) by Green | 2,808 | If Derek hadn't reached out, Stiles probably would have burned and burned until nothing was left.
"The Light in the Woods" (M) by DiscontentedWinter | 36,507 | To honour a treaty with the people of a strange land, Derek Hale, prince of the kingdom of Triskelion, has to marry Stiles.
"Must Be Bunnies" 🔒 (T) by Jerakeen | 780 | “You will see the real animal within!” the hunter had crowed, and Stiles had pictured a bloodbath. Not… this.
"Inhuman History" (E) by Amazonia_8 | 36,776 | Stiles doesn't remember much about what happened the night he was to be introduced to the mysterious Hale family. He knows his mother is dead, but nobody can tell him why. He thinks it might have something to do with the things that happen to him, or that he can make happen, even though he's never been able to control it.
"Happy Birthday Mr. Hale" (E) by mikkimouse | 33,349 | He expected some level of chaos to greet him. He did not expect to see Stiles standing shirtless in the living room, wearing a sparkly tiara on his head and a pink tutu over his jeans, holding Mia's tea set in one hand and a plastic sword in the other.
"Come Hell or High Water" 🔒 (E) by blacktofade | 14,140 | As an alpha, Derek goes into heat, which means he has to deal with endless amounts of saliva at any given point.
"love always wakes a dragon and suddenly, flames everywhere" (E) by decideophobia | 7,124 | “Anyway,” Stiles is saying, as Derek tunes in again. “Everyone’s busy and I don’t wanna spend Valentine’s being pitied by my dad, and you have your Forever Alone thing going on, so I figured we might spend Valentine’s being alone together.”
"when you walk your body through mine" (E) by decideophobia | 1,146 | Derek’s hands are on him, following patterns across his skin only he knows. It’s maddening, touch alternating between feathery-light and firm. Stiles is so turned on he can’t think straight, can’t help the tiny, hungry, choked off noises that tumble out of his mouth.
"The Rest of Your Life" (T) by paradis | 4,168 | “Seemed like a buttercream guy,” Stiles says innocently, and grabs two forks and pours two huge glasses of milk. They eat in silence and when Stiles finishes his mouth is filled with the too-sweet taste of peanut butter icing and chocolate cake, and he’s full, but he feels good, too. He stares at Derek, who’s licking his lips after his last bite of cake. “I think I’m probably not straight,” he says suddenly. And Derek says, “I ripped down the whole top floor of the house this morning thinking about Laura.”
"Of Witches and Werewolves" (E) by alexenglish | 8,713 | “I need you to have sex with Derek Hale like yesterday,” Lydia says, slamming her bag down on the table with more force than strictly necessary, mouth a tight line of displeasure. Stiles chokes on his boxed apple juice, sputtering, limbs flailing. “Say it louder,” Stiles hisses, leaning forward so they can talk in low tones. “I don’t think they heard you in the back.”
"A Hollow Space" (E) by velveteenshadowboxer | 4,212 | That last week of summer in the year before his mother succumbs to her illness and his father turns to the drink, Stiles finally graduates from squashing insects and sticking cats’ heads on poles and directs his attention to more challenging prey.
"Give you that thing you can't even imagine" 🔒 (E) by LunaCanisLupus_22 | 11,014 | Mateless Derek thinks no omega can affect him like they do other alphas and he's about to find out he's very, very wrong.
"Happily Ever After" (G) by all-or-nothing-baby | 1,733 | He'd recognise that voice anywhere; would know it in a sea of a thousand others. He slowly turned on his heel to find its owner sitting in Derek's favourite tree.
"Ruined" 🔒 (E) by bloodwrites | 8,442 | Derek notices how the darkness inside Stiles is affecting him and decides to do something about it.
"Just hold me." (E) by bonerkiller | 1,286 | "Just hold me, you big lug," Stiles demands and Derek's arms tighten their hold around him, a pleased hum leaving him as he presses himself against Derek. Derek presses his face into Stiles's hair and a rumble rolls through his chest like something similar to a cat's purr. Stiles smiles against his husband's skin.
"Let It Burn Fast" 🔒 (E) by RurouniHime | 32,562 | “So.” Stiles rubs his thighs, snaps his fingers again restlessly and looks around. “Thoughts? Comments? Revisions you’d like to submit for consideration?” Derek weighs it. “Stiles, are you asking me to have sex with you for the good of the pack?”
"You would kill for this, just a little bit, you would" (NR) by alice9 | 38,837 | The Hales didn’t like him. He didn’t like them either. And for fifteen years he made it a point to have as little interaction with them as possible. It comes as a shock then, when Derek Hale turns up at his door one night, screaming baby in his arms, asking for help.
"A Functioning Adult’s Field Guide to Enemies With Benefits" (E) by BisexualGoblin | 31,433 | The six years Stiles was away for college, he certainly missed a lot—namely the whole best friend turned into a werewolf thing. But he didn’t think he missed enough to get replaced by a douche bag like Derek Hale. Now with Scott’s wedding looming, it’s the perfect chance for Stiles to show Derek who the real brains of the operation is. If only he could stop jumping into bed with him...
"Something With Explosions" (T) by suburbanmotel | 5,027 | Derek has become, for lack of a better word, untethered. Unmoored in time and space, flitting here and there and back again. It’s unnerving, disorienting, terrifying, educational. Apparently he missed a lot of things the first time around.
"Fine" (M) by suburbanmotel | 12,970 | Supernatural entities. Grievous bodily harm. Massive blood loss. Risking life and limb for others. Ongoing existential angst and questioning the very meaning of existence. In other words, just another ordinary day for Derek. It’s fine.
"Just What We All Need" (M) by Black_Calliope | 1,890 | Every single time, Derek lets Stiles in.
"With Blood on Your Teeth" (E) by Melpomene | 56,871 | When his dad speaks, it's in a carefully neutral voice. "You saw two wolves tonight." "One wolf," Stiles corrects. "The other was messed up. It had a wolf face, yes, but it was..." He trails off, not sure how to describe the wrongness of it. The way its muscles moved beneath its skin, rippling and bulging unnaturally. "It wasn't right."
"LUST (Love & Unresolved Sexual Tension)" (M) by theroguesgambit | 8,278 | The pack has to deal with an incubus.
"Incandescent" (M) by Hedwig221b | 7,290 | “You are trying to court our alpha,” sang Lydia. “Surely you realize that he does not reciprocate.” “He doesn’t stop it.” There was no point in lying. Paige was courting Derek. She would be a fool not to.
"Bare Hands, Scarlet Dawn" (M) by Hedwig221b | 3,484 | “With your bare hands, baby?” Derek chuckled quietly. “Damn.” And Stiles… laughed. It was short and stiff, full of disbelief and something raw under its skin. But, god, only Derek could make him laugh when his entire world was crumbling down.
"Just A Game" (M) by Hedwig221b | 1,839 | The gold on Stiles’ ring finger shined in the streetlights as he nodded. He sucked on his bloody lip — god, Stiles would never realize how much of a tease he was — and folded his arms around himself. He would wait, Derek knew it. Even if they convicted him or if it took years, Stiles would wait. He would never lie with another. He would never let anyone close.
"Birds of a Feather Fuck Together" (E) by calrissian18 | 26,144 | Laura is a crusader without a cause, Stiles dances like the whole world's betrayed him and Derek's having trouble getting both feet outside his door.
"Alpha Hale's #1 Fan" (T) by calrissian18 | 4,052 | Stiles trips a curse that makes him agree with everything Derek says. It's great. Until it isn't.
"Lace and Cologne" by Melpomene | 3,093 | Derek leans in close, then, his nose pressed against Stiles’ neck. He inhales slowly, almost like he’s savoring Stiles’ scent. “Did you want me? Like, back in Beacon Hills, did you want me?” Stiles asks, even though he knows the answer already. He just wants to hear it.
"Heliotropism" (M) by Waddiwasii | 857 | Like a flower rotating towards the light of the sun, so Stiles wants to follow Derek. But Stiles is no flower, no, he is a tree, and so he stays rooted; branches chained as he lies in wait for the sun to rise again.
"Backwoods Revival" (E) by Waddiwasii | 4,327 | Stiles had expected a lot of things when reluctantly agreeing to go on a camping trip. Bugs, for one, and maybe also one or two Kumbayas - courtesy of Scott - in front of the campfire. He had not expected his libido to make a raring comeback after months of being on hiatus, leaving him with the boners of all boners while sharing a tent with Derek freaking Hale.
"Tipping Point" (E) by Waddiwasii | 2,283 | “I knew it,” Derek mumbles. “Excuse you, Jon Snow,” Stiles replies, because no one ever taught him the appropriate response to coming in one's own pants. “You know nothing.”
"Fusion" (E) by Waddiwasii | 462 | "I give it like a minute tops." The sound of a zipper cutting through the air, a cold chill against his heated skin, fingers curling around his- "Yeah, make that thirty seconds."
"The Life Expectancy of a Fluorescent Bulb" (M) by suburbanmotel | 10,492 | “Do you need a ride?” Derek says. The light over their heads is flashing rapidly now but no one else seems to notice. “You offering?” Derek shrugs, not looking away. “Sure. You look like you need one.”
"Better Off (Un) Dead" (M) by suburbanmotel | 5,971 | The night before the day before Halloween, Stiles loses a fight with a vampire, eats an unfortunate amount of candy, and falls in love with a newly turned zombie werewolf. Surprisingly, the candy thing is the worst part of the deal.
"One life stand" (E) by Vendelin | 3,858 | Stiles is used to selling himself to make ends meet. But it's getting harder to keep those ends meeting, and there's only so much of Stiles to go around. Until a too-fancy car shows up in his neighborhood, and he meets Derek Hale.
"You make a first impression" (T) by Vendelin | 1,900 | Derek winces, as Stiles slides up next to him, and throws an arm over his shoulder. He’s wearing a pink party hat, and is holding a half-empty solo cup. “Derek,” he breathes, seemingly awestruck. “I didn’t think you’d show up!”
"Little talks" (M) by Vendelin | 5,387 | “Your favourite is here,” Danny says, smirking. “I tried to steal him away by giving him some extra attention, but he just looked uncomfortable.” Stiles snorts, though he’s secretly pleased by his regular rejecting Danny. “He always looks a bit uncomfortable. I bet he’s married with a kid and a permanent guilty conscience when he’s here.” It had been quite the surprise for Stiles to realise that he had a regular. A pretty young, hot regular, on top of that.
"Yield" 🔒 (M) by frek | 987 | It's early in the morning and Derek wouldn't want to be anywhere else.
"you know what really steams my soymilk?" (T) by HalfFizzbin | 1,082 | Derek finds a job, and Stiles finds Derek delightful.
"just once" (E) by stilinskisparkles | 20,583 | “I’m your bodyguard!” “Yeah, I know, and I get that you’re worried I am somehow living under the illusion you are Kevin Costner and I’m Whitney Houston, but Derek?” Stiles grabs his tie before Derek can stop him, pulls him close enough to murmur in his ear, “I can’t sing.”
"love & other simple things" (E) by sarcasticfishes | 5,997 | Five things Derek didn't know about Stiles, and one thing he knew better than anyone.
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you are doing GOD’S WORK!
if you take requests, i’d LOVE to hear about puppy’s first walk👀 is she confused as to why she’s leaving the house? does she like wearing the harness or is she confused why wanda’s tugging her along? does she just get so so so tired after a minute of walking and beg to be up in mama’s arms? how does she react seeing other people on the streets or other hybrids or cars? does she get a little confident after a while and start tugging on the leash in excitement? i need to know everything!!!!!
“Mama! We go outside mama! I’m gonna chase the birds, and the squirrels, and run as fast as I can!” You jumped up and down at the front door, nearly falling backwards with excitement.
“We are gonna go outside, baby,” she chuckled, kneeling down with your harness to try to get you in it. “Come here. Let mama get your harness on and we’ll go outside.”
You try to settle down, but you were just too excited. You were practically vibrating, and you couldn’t focus for long enough to help her put your paws through the holes. You got so excited that you accidentally started to dribble a little bit, leaving small bits of pee on the doormat.
Wanda rolled her eyes. She’d have to remember to do this outside next time. She’d didn’t want to bring down your mood, so she would let it slide this time and just put the mat on the porch for her to wash later.
As soon as the harness and leash were on, you were scrambling for the door. You took off as soon as she opened it, only to caught by the leash 5 feet later.
“Mama, do I gotta wear a leash?” You said, pouting slightly.
Wanda chuckled. “Yes, baby. You have to wear a leash. But you’ll get use to. Mama will make it fun, I promise.”
As you continued to walk, you pointed out literally everything that caught your eye. You were constantly tugging on the leash, trying to pull Wanda in the direction you wanted to go. You finally snapped around 10 minutes in, sulking and pouting.
“It’s not fair, mama! Why do we only get to go where you wanna go?” You pouted, refusing to budge as she gently tugged on the leash.
“Oh, sweetheart,” she frowned, gently picking you up to set you down on a bench. You furrowed your brow and crossed your arms. “You’re very new to the outside, honey. You haven’t learned what’s safe and what’s not safe yet. Mama is just trying to make sure you don’t get hurt, baby.”
“But I wanna go in the fun places. The path is boring,” you grumbled.
“Honey, the woods are dangerous. I don’t want you to get hurt. Do you trust that mama just wants to keep you safe?”
You reluctantly nod, face still angrily scrunched.
“That’s my good puppy,” she cooed. She scratched right behind your ears and under your scrunched chin. “How about this. We can make our walk a little bit more fun with a game. Do you wanna play a game with mama?”
You shrugged, trying to act nonchalant, but your wagging tail gave you away.
“How about you and me try to find something on the path that matches every letter in the alphabet?” She bent down and picked up an acorn. “See? We’ll start with A for Acorn. Next we got find some that starts with B.”
You loosened up a little, but made it clear you weren’t quite finished pouting. You lazily pointed to a robin hoping along a railing. “There’s a birdie.”
Wanda smiled and playfully tickled your belly. “That’s right! You’re one smart cookie. Now we just gotta find something that starts with C. Do you wanna keep walking with mama and see if we can find anything?”
You nodded, hopping off the bench and continuing on your way down the path. “Look mama! A clover!”
“What a clever puppy! That’s right! Now we gotta find something that starts with D,” she praised.
You quickly got so caught up in the game, you forgot about you were ever pouting in the first place. You pointed out grass, trees, flowers, anything you could think of to finish your game. Wanda fudged a few of the letters, passing off some random bird as a Quail and skipping X completely, but she loved to watch your big innocent puppy eyes explore the world.
You didn’t complain too much about the leash after that. Once you knew how to navigate the world a little better, she started to let you really run through fields at the park off leash. But you quickly discovered that your favorite place in the world was within 6 feet of your mama anyway.
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