Mika: "Your happiness is my happiness"
Yu: "You must really love yourself then... huh!"
Mika:
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You are a persistence hunter
but when was the last time you went for a walk in the wilderness
you are a pack animal but when was the last time you talked to people irl
we lock our selves in wood and concrete prison and wonder why our mental health suffers
when was the last time you went hunting with your friends
when was the last time you stabbed a mammoth with a spear
and we wonder why depression and loneliness is so common in the modern era
smh
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academic bias is so funny because you’ll be reading about the same historical event and one person is like “Despite the troubles that befell his homeland and near constant criticism of the court King Blorbo remained strong in the face of adversity” and the other one is like “after letting his people carry the brunt of his cringefail decisions Blorbo the Shitface refused to listen to any reason and continued to be a warmongering piece of shit. Also he was ugly.”
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What the POST THIS NIJIKA enthusiasts don't want you to know is that this frame is followed by the cutest little bit of animation ever assembled by human hands.
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@ryderdire i think this ad is for you and not me
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Regulus *running away from James* : I can't marry you YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR ME!!!
James *running after him* : WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN??
Regulus: YOU'RE TOO NICE TO ME!!
James: I'LL BE LESS NICE!
Regulus: YOUR GIFTS ARE TOO SPECIFIC!
James: I'LL GET YOU A GIFT CARD??
Regulus: UGH!! *keeps sprinting away*
James *following him* : I'M SORRY! I NEVER MEANT TO NOT HURT YOU
Regulus *sobbing while running* : YOU'RE TOO EMOTIONALLY SUPPORTIVE!
James: WE'LL WORK ON THAT IN THERAPY!
Regulus: NO! I CAN'T DO IT... MY BROTHER LIKES YOU TOO MUCH!
James: FINE I'LL PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE!!
Regulus: NO! NO..YOU'RE...YOU'RE TOO IN LOVE WITH ME!!
James: SO ARE YOU!
Regulus *stops and turns to him* : WHAT??
James:
Regulus: YOU'RE TOO COMMITTED TO ME!
James: FINE WE CAN BE POLY!
Regulus: WHAT?!?!
James: I MEAN YOU. YOU CAN BE POLY!
Regulus:
Regulus: FINE! *starts running again*
James *out of breath* : babe..wait..
Regulus: ARE YOU NOT RUNNING AFTER ME-
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Sirius *smirking* : I'm gonna show this to their firstborn
Remus: Padfoot put the camera down-
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Cadance X Shining Armor shippers have informed me that despite him being "just a basic ass white boy" that is exactly the appeal, lmao.
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