#just laughing

[northernsiberiawinds]

me: hard working on the CC

meanwhile my cat:

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

The amount of times I've zoned out when he speaks 💀 Madame President is OWNING this and it's satisfying to watch

No seriously. I can't keep up

[fox-kin]

“The Mad Hatter”

[piltover-sharpshooter]

8. “Dear sheriff, eat shit. Signed, The Battle Mistress.” 

Overly Sarcastic Productions - sentence starters

"..."

Caitlyn re-read the letter and inspected the signature again....yes this was clearly Sivir.

"...did...did I offend her somehow--"

[jacqcrisis]

considering most of what Ster says to Jerma can and will trigger the Ashley Laugh Track™ if she’s watching, I think she already is. So long as it’s for the bit.

[taumoeba]

I need a shot of Percy looking back at chb just so I can get the visual pay off of "for once I didn't look back" at the end of s5

the way this is phrased is killing me bc it sounds like you think im the director of the percy jackson tv series coming soon to disney plus

Rick riordan if youre still reading our blogs pass this on

[unicronnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom]

"First one to be sacrificed to the Maggy-Monster should be Brainstorm."

"He's into stuff like that."

[a-jar-of-jelly]

an interesting side effect of using a key multiple times a day for the past month is discvering that the "Sherlock calling you a drunk" effect is not exclusive to phone chargers.

[chiimeramanticore]

compilation of this type of post

edit: idk how much this is gonna do but since making this post i got covid and need some help, please consider it

[bulbabutt]

i don't know the etiquette for posting other peoples tiktoks but the delivery of this punchline hit me like a FUCKING TRUCK please

NikhilClayton <- you should follow this guy on tiktok he's fucking hilarious

[cactuseri]

collection

[lithium-poet]

the dichotomy of girlhood

[everchased]

THAT one's goin on the list too now!

[druid-for-hire]

[image id: a four-page comic. it is titled "immortality” after the poem by clare harner (more popularly known as “do not stand at my grave and weep”). the first page shows paleontologists digging up fossils at a dig. it reads, “do not stand at my grave and weep. i am not there. i do not sleep.” page two features several prehistoric creatures living in the wild. not featured but notable, each have modern descendants: horses, cetaceans, horsetail plants, and crocodilians. it reads, “i am a thousand winds that blow. i am the diamond glints on snow. i am the sunlight on ripened grain. i am the gentle autumn rain.” the third page shows archaeopteryx in the treetops and the skies, then a modern museum-goer reading the placard on a fossil display. it reads, “when you awaken in the morning’s hush, i am the swift uplifting rush, of quiet birds in circled flight. i am the soft stars that shine at night. do not stand at my grave and cry.” the fourth page shows a chicken in a field. it reads, “i am not there. i did not die” / end id]

a comic i made in about 15 hours for my school’s comic anthology. the theme was “evolution”

[delulugirlys-fairytale]

[aggressive-positivity-network]

Elliot watching me catch three times my body weight in fish because I spent all my money on that season’s seeds and now I need to make fast fishing money so me and my chickens don’t starve to death.