#kalego fanfic

[sleptrn]

Kalego Angst With a Hint Of Fluff ( Gender Neutral)

Fandom: Welcome To Demon School Iruma-Kun!

tw! - insults, swear words, self-degrading, mentions of blood, injuries

includes: a 'fight', blaming, guilt, anger, rage, Kalego actually caring for you #WOAH😱😱/hj, friendly banter, jokingly fighting in the end (verbally), Kalego being obliviously smitten, fluff

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"Fucking hell. You're so fucking stupid. What the hell is wrong with you?" Kalego grumbled as he pinched the space between his eyebrows.

He's visibly frustrated. No, frustrated is an understatement. He's absolutely enraged. So enraged to the point where you wouldn't be surprised if he killed you right here, right now.

But what exactly brought upon this? What exactly caused Kalego to be in such a furious state...?

You.

You did.

You're the cause of this.

And..

"It's all your fucking fault." He glares at you, with anger so strong that you flinch and look away, too scared to meet his gaze as it might be the end of you.

As he silently ponders for a few seconds about what to do next, thousands of thoughts start running through your head...

'He hates me now.... I fucked up... I shouldn't have messed around with his spell books.. if I didn't, the beast wouldn't have been released... Everything would've been fine...'

Indeed. Kalego isn't frustrated over something small and petty like a spilled coffee,

or you accidentally killing or dislocating his beloved cacti.

....Okay, maybe that isn't small or petty.

He's frustrated over the fact that you've just released a beast even Sullivan would have a hard time defeating.

Worst part about this is that, Sullivan is currently attending to foreign matters in a foreign realm along with all the great superiors of the Netherworld. Thus, it's up to the teachers of the school to take down this beast.

With absolutely no time to waste, Kalego glared at you one last time before storming out of the room, rushing towards where the beast was.

You were frozen on the floor, not knowing what to do. You felt helpless. This is all your fault, yet you can't do anything to help... Can you do anything to help?

No, you can't. You'd just get in Kalego's way.

'I really am nothing but a nuisance..'

You thought to yourself.

Despite your shock, you somehow picked yourself up and got on your feet. With trembling knees, you stumbled towards the window and gasped when you saw that the beast had already defeated 3 teachers and they were all laying on the battlefield, covered in blood.

You felt sick to your stomach, unsure if it was from the gorey sight or the sense of guilt taking over you.

You watched as Kalego arrived at the scene. He looked as stern as always, always standing his ground. But even from here, you could see that he had a hint of fear in his eyes. Well, he was in the presence of a beast who could probably wipe him and the whole school out within 20 minutes after all.

You stare anxiously as he exchanged blows with the beast, casting as many spells as he could with all his might. His comrades fought by his side, but they were all slowly knocked down, one by one. In the end, Kalego was the last man standing.

He took a deep breath.

Inhale.

Exhale.

He closed his eyes for a little while, as if he's praying or recalling a memory...

When he opened his eyes again, he turned towards your direction and looked right at you. He nodded at you slightly with a bittersweet smile.

His eyes were full of will and determination, but also sorrow.

Huh?

You felt your stomach swirl from fear.

Oh no.

Please. Please don't tell me he's planning to-

Before you could collect your thoughts, Kalego charged up a chant and started attacking the beast with all his might. He casted all sorts of spell, even attacked it physically a few times. They exchanged blows, each blow got increasingly brutal and painful.

You couldn't stand watching the fight helplessly through a glass window when Kalego was risking his life for the school, so you dashed out of the room into the hallways.

I have to get there. I have to do something. I have to be at least a little useful. Fuck. Kalego, please. Hold on a little longer.

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When you reached the battlefield, you scouted your surroundings.

Teachers covered in blood were littered on the floor, injured students were scattered by the grass.

The beast was still standing.

Kalego was not.

You stared at Kalego's trembling body in horror. You hurriedly ran towards him and cradled him in your arms.

"KALEGO!!" You screamed in terror as he slightly raised his excruciatingly heavy eyelids and coughed out some blood.

"*cough cough*" His eyes winced in pain as he felt his body ache all over.

"You... You need to get out of here..." He mutters.

He slowly raised his trembling hand and cupped one side of your face.

"Get somewhere safe. Before it's too late.. *cough cough*"

Your eyes water as you gently placed your hand over his that is cupping your face.

"Kalego..." You murmur in a soft, broken voice. You're not hurt, but seeing him like this has wounded you more than any wound ever did.

"Go. Now. Please. While you still can... Save yourself.." He softly says, looking at you with fear and concern.

...Why?

Why does he care for my safety?

Why does he care about me when I was the cause of this whole massacre in the first place?

Why?

Tears ran down your face as you quickly used a floatation spell on Kalego to set him aside to a safe place. You proceeded to cast a healing spell on him - your bloodline ability - and gently kissed his forehead, praying for the best.

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You stepped back onto the battlefield, heart filled with rage and anger.

You meet head to head with the beast, but you're not intimidated by it, no. In fact, it's the opposite.

"Im the one who released you, and I will be the one to put an end to you." You narrow your eyes threateningly.

And the fight begins.

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....Anddd the fight is over.

You've finally discarded the beast, but you're basically half-dead.

You have bruises and scratches all over your body, you have a fatal wound around your abdomen and you're losing a lot of blood. You start to slowly lose consciousness as you take small steps towards the area where you've set Kalego down at.

You kneel down next to him and examine his body.

Thank goodness, he's alright.

You breathe a sigh of relief, and gently run a hand over his cheek, causing him to gain consciousness.

But before you could greet him or say anything,

You collapsed.

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"Ugh..."

You flinched in your sleep as you felt a slight pain in your lower abdomen.

The pain got more intense by the second, and suddenly it felt like an electric shock, stinging you from within.

"ACK!" You screamed loudly as you shot up from your sleeping position.

Huh?

You were... In a hospital room. You were on a hospital bed...

You were basically mummified in bandages...

You took in your surroundings as you tried to recall all the events that happened, but that train of thought was broken off by the familiar sting of pain.

"OUCH!! WHAT THE FUCK?!" You snap your head to the side only to see a familiar face holding a cotton swab.

A face that is ever so familiar.

A face that pisses you off ,

but also a face you're so relieved to see.

Kalego...

"Pfft... Someone who took on a whole deadly beast is scared of a little hydrogen peroxide?" He raised an eyebrow and laughed mockingly.

You glare at him, clearly not having enough energy to deal with his shitty attitude. Especially not when you just woke up. Especially not when he's stabbing you with that hell of a cotton swab.

"Is this really how you treat someone who saved your sorry ass? Torment them with a stinging, torture device?"

"Well it's either you deal with this so-called 'stinging torture device' and stop whining.. or you can get an infection. Pick your poison, your highness."

You glared at him, only to get a cocky grin in return.

"Sigh... I don't have the energy to put up with your shit right now. Are you done? I want to get back to sleep." You say, laying back down and pulling up your blanket.

"Yeah, I'm done. If I continue treating you with the oh-so-deadly 'stinging torture device' you'd continue to whine and cry anyways. And as much as I'd enjoy that, other patients probably wouldn't."

You rolled your eyes, smiling.

"Wow, okay, Mr. Sadist...." you mocked.

"Anyways, since you're done, I'll get some rest." You dragged your blanket closer and motioned for him to get out.

You expected some sort of remark from him, but he just complied with your request and smiled slightly before walking out the door.

Weird, that's not quite like Kalego.

Maybe he hit his head a little too hard...

You chuckled to yourself before you drifted off to sleep.

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A few hours had passed,

Kalego came into your hospital room once again and sat on the seat beside your bed. You were still sound asleep, exhausted from the fight.

Kalego silently admired how peaceful you looked while you were asleep and ran his fingers over your cheek gently.

He recalled everything you've done on the battlefield, and how concerned you were about his well-being.

The thought made his gaze soften slightly.

"You really are something..." He sighs quietly.

He continues admiring you, resting his head by your bedside.

Then, he hesitantly gets closer to you.

So close you could probably feel his warm breath on you...

He gently whispered into your ears...

"...Thank you."

Right after saying those words, his ears had a soft tint of pink.

He's probably embarrassed. Or maybe it's pink for a different reason...

I guess we'll never know...

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Kalego knows that you were the cause of this whole mess in the first place, but he somehow couldn't bring himself to hate you. You are constantly on his mind. Everytime he says something mean to you, he would be up at night wondering if he had gone too far or crossed any of your boundaries... He knows that despite the fact that you're an idiot to him, you're also special to him in some way.

He knows.

But what he DOESN'T know is that you were awake the whole time he said all that and did all those sweet gestures, also when he was mindlessly staring at you...

and you will never let him live it down.

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The end 🥂

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I'm not proofreading this until tomorrow it's literally almost 4am I NEED SLEEEPP

anyways I hope you guys enjoyed it!! It's not that angsty tbh so I apologize if You expected something more soul-crushing...

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[yayakoishii]

Childish Mistake | Kalego x Reader

Fandom: Mairimashita! Iruma-kun

Pairing: Naberius Kalego x Fem! Reader

Word Count: 2.3k

Genre/Tags: Fluff, Married Relationship, Memory Loss + Deaging Potion Accident

Summary: You have an accident and end up losing your memory and reverting into your teenage self.

A/n: I'm starting to think that all my fics for this fandom will be spur of the moment, I-got-possessed type of fics lol. I read the Kalego Gaiden and caught up to the manga so, I obviously had to write for him~ I really want to write a teenage Kalego or Balam fic tho! so much fun to write about their Babyls days...

also available on ao3!

"Sensei!!" A shout had you pausing in your steps. You turned around to find a student running to you with a desperate expression and your admonition about running in the hallways died on your lips.

"Is everything okay?" You asked in concern. He stopped just short of bumping into you and panted.

"There's been some disturbance at the Magic Development battler!" He said immediately. "I think one of the potions leaked and students have become all aggressive. Fights are breaking out!"

"Oh no," you muttered under your breath and immediately dashed to the battler's room. You could make out some of the abnormal class students trying to subdue the aggressive ones; Jazz must have called for help. "Alright, break it off!"

You immediately cast spells to get everyone distanced as you joined the fray. With a snap of your finger, you bound up the students who were trying to lunge at the others again. There was still chaos and shouting and you turned to see the Magic Development battler wailing and getting angry– a lot of the potions and gadgets were now broken and spilled over the floor. You carefully tried to walk around them to where the battler head was but accidentally bumped into a shelf where only one bottle was remaining.

Your eyes widened as you watched the contents spill on top of you in slow motion, your reflexes only fast enough to close your eyes in time so that it wouldn't blind you.

Excruciating pain ripped through your body and you couldn't help but let out a bloodcurdling scream. It felt like your blood was on fire and like your skin was being stretched taut. You crumpled into yourself, balling up on the floor, too overwhelmed by the pain to heed the concerned shouts of your students as you passed out.

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Kalego was walking down the hallways to the staff room when he heard the commotion coming from the Magic Development battler. A scream he had never heard before pierced the corridors and he immediately rushed over; he had never heard it before but it still sounded familiar. There were students shouting and he parted them with a wave of his hand, trying to get to the centre of the commotion.

The purple haired teacher was shocked to find you lying on the floor. Well… ‘you’ was a bit of a stretch. Because the one lying unconscious on the floor was not the you he talked to, but the you from your teenage, when you both attended Babyls as students. You had somehow reverted to that age and Kalego was glaring at the students in a silent question.

Everyone seemed relieved that he was here (a first, he mused) but it took a few minutes for them to properly tell him what the hell had happened. Kalego sighed and immediately called for more teachers to take care of the affected and bound students. He himself made his way over to your unconscious body and started to pick you up so he could take you to the infirmary but the moment he touched you, you woke up with a loud gasp.

Kalego froze and looked at you, finding it strange to look at your younger self. Your wide eyes were still the same and yet, teenage you somehow seemed more brighter and innocent. Like you had yet to see the horrors of the world.

"What's your name?" Kalego asked immediately in lieu of checking your memory after he had helped you sit up. You cocked your head at him, staring unblinkingly. He waited for a few seconds but you didn't respond. "Can you hear me? Can you talk?"

"Uh, yeah," you nodded and blinked, cheeks flushing. It did not go amiss by Kalego, who only now remembered something you had told him a long, long time ago. "I'm (y/n). What's, what's your name, mister?"

Kalego could feel the silent stares from the students all around him and decided that he needed them gone.

"Alright, get out of here," he shot everyone a glare and most of them scampered off, not wanting to bring on the wrath of the guard dog of Babyls. The Abnormal class stayed behind but Kalego glared at them too. "You won't get a special warning. Leave."

They were hesitant but agreed to leave only after Iruma asked, "Will she be fine? Can you fix this?" and Kalego had answered an unwilling "Yes." It appeased them for now and they left him alone with you, who were looking at everything in curiosity.

"List everything you can remember and are aware of," Kalego said immediately, not bothering to get up from where he was crouched next to you. You immediately straightened up at his commanding tone.

"My name is (l/n) (y/n), 16 years old, student at Babyls," you said quickly, eyes flashing over your surroundings. "You are… Naberius Kalego. Last thing I remember is watching my juniors' Harvest Festival before going to sleep. Judging by my surroundings, I'm guessing I am currently at Babyls but… this is an unfamiliar Babyls. I have probably lost a lot of my memory if I'm correct in my assumption."

"Yeah, it's a lot," Kalego sighed and stood up, offering his hand to you. Your eyes flicked to the hand and you blushed even more furiously. Now was not the time but Kalego couldn't help but be pleased at how flustered you were getting around him. You had told him long back when you got together that you had had a crush on him since your school days. He had only nodded and moved on but now. Now he could see its effect in action.

"Thank you," you took the hand and stood up. You followed him and Kalego could see you glancing at him with awestruck eyes as you walked.

"Is there something on my face, (l/n)?" He asked calmly, enjoying this. It had been years since he had called you by that name. It wasn't even your name anymore.

Your excited smile dropped immediately at his question and you looked heartbroken. It made him pause. Kalego hadn't noticed you in school days much. In fact, when you joined as a teacher, he just remembered you by virtue of you being one of the top scorers during your years. He hadn't got to see your younger face much and unexpectedly, he had the chance now– yet he had somehow made you sad.

"What's wrong?" He asked, failing to hide his concern. He wouldn't let it slip to anyone but you… you were different. He could let it slip because you would never tease him. You huffed and looked away, pouting.

"I don't know, Naberius," you bit back. Kalego had to bite down a smile threatening to pop up on his face. If only you knew that you were Naberius too. "I'm not stupid. I can tell that you're all grown up. You look pretty much the same. I can hazard a guess that I probably fulfilled my dream of becoming a teacher at Babyls too."

"What's the problem then?" He asked as the two of you started walking again. The infirmary was close now.

"I don't know," you said quietly, looking sad. "I thought… I thought we'd be closer now, I guess. I want to befriend you, you know? Ah, I mean, for you, it's probably in the past. I guess I'm just sad that I failed to do it."

"Who says we're not closer?" Kalego asked as he opened the door for you and gestured for you to go in. You went in and shot him another tiny glare. It really was cute.

"You're calling me by my surname," you pointed out. "Not even a bit different from my memories."

"I did that to suit your memories," Kalego answered, moving to the shelf to bring out certain ingredients. A quick and easy recipe to fix the problem at hand. "If you wanted me to call you by your new surname, you could have said that outright."

There was silence in the room as Kalego quietly worked on mixing the antidote. He waited a few minutes but with no response from you, he had to look up. You were staring at the ground in horror, looking absolutely terrified with tears in your eyes. Internally, he wondered how much he had fucked up to see you cry.

You never cried because of him. The only times he saw you crying was during the days leading up to your rare evil cycle. Even when he was mean to you, glared at you, or accidentally said anything hurtful, you had never cried because of him. You had looked sad and always talked it out like a mature adult but, he had forgotten that right now, you were just a teenager.

He was your husband but… he actually had no idea how to comfort you when you were crying. Kalego ditched the antidote to make his way to where you were sitting. He kneeled in front of you and took your hands in his own.

The action startled you and you stared at his hands in amazement.

"I'm sorry," he said quietly. A genuine apology was always a good start whenever he upset you. "I didn't mean to freak you out. I just wanted to tease you a little."

"Telling a 16 year old they're married to someone is cruel, Kalego," you huffed. He raised an eyebrow at the usage of his first name. You looked away, face flushed again. "What? Do I not call you that? What do I call you then? Darling? Love? Here, doggy doggy?"

Kalego's face scrunched up at that last remark and you burst out laughing. He let your hands go but you grabbed his, looking pleased.

"So I was right," you breathed out, looking a little amazed. You could tell from the way he was acting around you, concerned and teasing like he was very familiar with you. "You really… married me?"

"Yes, I had a lapse of judgement five years ago," Kalego stood up but didn't try to get his hands back from you. You tugged him to sit next to you on the bed, eyes still glimmering with excitement. You clearly didn't read into his attempt at seeming nonchalant.

"Shut up!" You beamed, eyes raking over his entire body. "I can't believe I convinced you to marry me. Good job, future me!"

Kalego didn't tell you that you had hardly needed to do any convincing. He was unfortunately quite in love with you. He was the one who had to do the convincing, actually. You had insisted on a romantic proposal and refused him three times before you finally deemed his proposal worthy.

"I can't believe I'm really living my dream life," you couldn't stop smiling, looking absolutely giddy. You had dropped his hands to cup your own face. "I'm sure I tell you this all the time but, you look very hot in your teacher uniform, Kalego."

"You sure got used to saying my first name quickly," he said dryly, trying to switch the topic. It was one thing when you said it to him before dragging him to bed. It was another if you said it in your teenage body with none of your memories. You grinned at his remark.

"I've been preparing for this ever since I met you," you said, a little shy at the sudden confession. Kalego felt like his heart was going to burst if you kept making new admissions to his face. He would never show it to anyone because showing he cared was showing weakness, but damn if he did not love you with every inch of his body. "I… I'm sure the me of your present is living a very happy and satisfied life."

"You are," Kalego smiled softly. You froze at the sight, body shaking in shock at the fact that this older Kalego had just smiled at you. Right. 16 year old you had never been on the receiving end of one of his smiles, right? "I try my best to ensure that."

"I- I see!" You squeaked, face fully red as you tried to hide it. Kalego got up and went back to finish making the antidote. There was silence again for a while before you spoke up. "Are… Are you happy too, Naberius?"

You had switched back to his surname in your nervousness but hearing you say it made him smile. It really had been so long since you had called him by his surname.

"The happiest," he confirmed as he finished making the potion to fix you. He non-verbally cast the spell on it and walked over to you. "I… don't know if I'm doing a good job but, I really try my best to keep you happy."

"You're silly," you smiled at him as you took the potion from him. You smiled down at it, more to yourself than him. "I may not have my memories, but I know I am the happiest too."

With that, you downed the potion in one go. Kalego immediately caught you in his arms as you dropped unconscious and started morphing back to your actual age. In a strange way, today's events had let him meet the you of so many years ago– a side of you he never had the chance to meet.

Even back then, when he hadn't noticed you, you were brilliant, smart and quick to understand your surroundings and yourself. Kalego smiled at the top of your head as he gently picked you up and placed you flat on the infirmary bed.

Today's mistake was unlike you but… that was okay. You weren't perfect and that was fine. As your husband, it was Kalego's job to ensure that you were okay even when you end up accidentally dousing yourself in age-reverting memory potions. Seeing you knocked out like this, trusting him fully, Kalego couldn't help but think. He was the guard dog of Babyls; that was his destined duty from the moment he was born.

But being your protector, your lover, the one who stood by your side– that was his choice.

A duty he was just as happy to fulfil.

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[liujiami]

Happy birthday darling ♡

Kalego x reader

Today was the day. It was finally Valentines Day, and you could now terrorise your boyfriend lovingly! When Kalego squint his eyes open in bed he was met with an empty bed. Grumbling got out of bed when he remembered you mentioning that you needed to be at work earlier than usual. As he drags his feet to the the living room, he spots a note that wrote,' sry I couldn't spend our morning together on Valentines day ^^' Beside it on the dining table was hotcakes drizzled in honey. It would be a lie if kalego said he didn't feel disappointed but what could he do about it, it was work.

You knew that Kalego had not celebrated his birthday since his adolescence and only received only birthday wishes from those who knew. Which was basically only Balam... Knowing Kalego, he would prefer a more plain birthday celebration. That was when you came up with the idea that you should surprise him through out the day with things he loves!

Though you wrote that you were out at work, in reality, you were planning to plant little surprises for him throughout the day. The first of many surprises was a cacti that Kalego has been eyeing for. You gently placed the potted cacti with a beautiful shade of blue violet ribbon wrapped around the pot on his office desk. There, you left a note that was filled with positive affirmation that he deserves to hear . When Kalego stepped into the teacher's office and swiftly walked to his desk, he immediately noticed the new addition on his desk. Instantly, he knew it was your doing as only you would dare describe him as 'loving' 'adorable' and 'charming' with many more of your love poured into the note.

And throughout the day, it continued, from a cliché heart-shaped box filled with dark chocolate as you knew he did not enjoy overly sweet stuff to unconventional stationery with puppy charms that he would surely use albeit reluctantly. After all, it was bought by you.

By the end of the day, Kalego was finally able to step into his front porch. Twisting the door knob and stepping into the entry way, he was met with a romantic rose petal trail with an elegantly decorated table in the middle of your living room. There you were, after sneaking around the whole day he was finally able to see you face to face and you were dressed in a dark shade of purple which was a colour he fancied.

"Happy birthday my dear"

In the end, out of all the trinkets he has received and the word written by you. What truly mattered was your words and efforts you put in. You.

"Happy Valentines Day , my precious"

[ranpoe-is-canon]

no, because the little to no amount of contents that "Welcome to demon school Iruma kun" has is just not fair. LIKE WHY?????? WHY CAN'T I FIND MORE FANFICS????? NOW I NEED WRITERS TO WRITE AND FEED ME FICS OF THEM, THIS SH!T IS MANDATORY, IF YOU ARE A WRITER AND SEEING THIS, THEN WTF ARE YOU WAITING FOR, GO. WRITE. A. FANFIC.

[mr-yuugo]

All In Your Head

-Mairimashita! Iruma-Kun! X Reader [Gender Neutral]-

Words: 1,985

Summary: The reader is hit by a hallucination spell when fighting Netherworld beasts. When the reader's eyes land on other demons they can't help but mutter out apologies. Apologies for something that never really happened.

Quick note! This takes place when Opera and the others are attending Babyls!

Posted this on my AO3 as well!

Staring at the bodies in front of you, you couldn't move. How could you? Your breathing became irregular as you began to cry. Falling to your knees you sobbed their names out, apologizing for what you had done.

Kalego, Shichiro, and Opera. Their names left your mouth as you screamed out apology after apology. How could you!?? Your eyes stayed lingering on Opera, your heart felt like it had cracked into billions of pieces.

You didn't remember what had happened, you only really remember coming into the woods for your daily beast slaying. Did they somehow fall victim to your attacks? They had to, their bodies were all cut up in various ways. Your weapon was thrown a few feet beside you.

But why couldn't you remember? It's not like you normally blacked out. Was this maybe the beast doing? Maybe you were hit with an attack that made your memory fuzzy.

You heard a quiet chirp. Staring ahead you found that Kalego was never really Kalego. It was some type of Netherland beast. Standing up you made your way to it. It has reverted back to its original form as it cried out in misery.

Your eyes were empty and cold as you stood over it. Now that you calmed down slightly you noticed how the blood around you was not red, it was a purple-ish one. Your mind raced back to something you were learning back in Babyls.

Looking over the creature carefully you determined it was a type of bird species. While this certain species, the male birds were able to shape-shift while the female birds sprayed sometype of magic.

Rage filled you, how could you be so stupid? It was never real, you never really killed them. It was just a dumb trick, the damn bird had gotten the best of you.

Even though it was all in your head, you couldn't stop yourself from mumbling out apologies. Ghosting your foot over the bird's neck, you cried harder. Stomping your foot on it repeatedly your apologies were muffled put by the bird's own cries.

After a while it stopped but you continued, trying to get your sadness out. When you finally stopped you went to pick up your weapon. Using your bloodline magic you made it disappear into thin air. It was the weekend so the only place you had to go was home.

Your legs just started to move on their own as your blood-soaked clothes just stuck to your skin. Finally, you had made it home, it was deadly silent.

"Dad must not be home yet..." You thought as you made your way to your room. You entered your own bathroom in your room soon after. Stripping off your clothes you just threw them on the floor.

Turning on the shower you didn't even give it a moment to get warm and just got in. The flakes of blood fell off of you and fell into the drain below.

You couldn't go to school tomorrow. You just couldn't, if you were to see any of them you were sure you would just break down crying.

It was all in your head, you kept telling yourself. It wasn't real it was all just some animal's magic, it was going to be alright.

The shower water only merged with your tears, hiding them as if they weren't even there.

After showering you got out, grabbing a towel that was convincingly there. Picking up your clothes you just threw them away. Quickly brushing your teeth you then made your way to your closet where you picked out your sleeping clothes like normal. Brushed your hair like normal. Laying on your bed you realized you were crying the whole time.

Was this part of that bird's spell? The thought made you angry. You had only seen those 3 male birds, if you were really put under a spell there must have been another one of those disgusting creatures. You vowed to yourself that you would kill every last one of them.

Allowing your eyes to close you fell asleep.

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You were currently eating breakfast as you had already woken up and gotten ready. You didn't really have the energy to do anything, you didn't even want to wake up. Your father had walked in, turning into his usual egg-like form as he began to shower you in kisses. You would normally laugh or try to push him away but today you just let it happen.

Sullivan found it strange as you hadn't muttered a single word. He called out your name a few times only to have to shake you to get your attention. He noticed how you kept your head low, staring down. Pushing back your chair to get up caused him to back up slightly.

"Y/N sweetheart? Is something the matter? why won't you talk to me!" He cried

You didn't even look at him as you grabbed your school bag and began to make your way to the door. Just about when you reached the front door he put a hand on your shoulder stopping you from moving any forward.

"Ignoring your father is no way to treat me, unacceptable!"

This whole time you had kept your head down not daring to look up at him, well that's what he was thinking. The whole incident with the stupid birds triggered something in your head. For some reason you saw your own father laying down on the floor, his eyes cold and empty as blood surrounded him. You thought you were looking at him the entire time, it was all in your head.

You shoved his hand away and made your way out of the mansion. Leaving Sullivan in shock. He knew something was wrong, were you on your evil cycle? No, you didn't normally act this way when you were. His eyes stayed on you until your figure was nowhere to be seen.

When you finally arrived at school eyes were all on you. By being the honor student it was normal to get this type of attention. Your father had practically made you into a celebrity. The girls and the boys would always whisper about how good-looking you were as you walked passed them.

Making your way to homeroom your hands began to shake slightly as you swallowed a lump in your throat. You shared homeroom with Opera. Currently, as you were walking to your class, your eyes were still glued to the ground and you wanted to cry.

Seeing all these "dead" people was unbearable. In truth, if you got close enough you heard them talking as if they were still alive. That was the only thing keeping your sanity together. You knew it was all in your head, a trick, but for some reason, you thought it was your fault.

As you opened the door to your homeroom class you quickly made your way to your seat. After a few minutes, homeroom had begun. Your teacher began to call names for attendance. Your name was called out once, then twice.

You felt a tap on your shoulder, turning your head slightly you heard the body of the girl next to you speak.

"Say...yo...her..." (Say you're here)

Your name was called out again, opening your mouth it was quickly closed as you felt a presence next to you.

"They're here."

This voice was much more recognizable than the last. Much clearer and easy to hear. You felt a finger poke your cheek. Flinching at the feeling you heard a quiet laugh. You knew it was Opera, your eyes threatened to release the tears you were holding in.

"What's up with you?" The poking action was repeated. The voice you heard was becoming less recognizable as you heard a ringing sound in your ear. "Did I do something to upse.." The voice drowned out in your ear. At some point, the poking stopped.

After a while, you saw how the bodies began to crawl towards the classroom door. Getting up you began to leave. Only for you to be slightly held down. Meeting eyes with Opera you were still looking down. Finally looking at their dead eyes you began to cry again, apology after apology you sobbed.

"Why are you crying?" They spoke in disbelief. You were always a happy person, nothing really ever got the best of you. "Why won't you talk to me? Did I say something you didn't like? I'm sorry if I did."

Hearing Opera apologize to you made you ball your fists. "No, it's my fault you shouldn't apologise." You sobbed. "Please stop looking at me like that! I already said I'm sorry!" You screamed. Your voice echoes in the empty classroom.

Opera furrowed their brows. Was their concerned gaze upsetting you? But they did notice how not once you had looked at them dead in the eyes. They were confused.

Saying one last sorry you shoved past them and made your way to the door leaving Opera speechless. As you closed the door you began to head to your first class of the day. Luckily it was not far so you would still be able to make it in time.

"Y/N!"

You recognized that voice, clear as day. "Shichiro!" You yelled out happily. He had embraced you in a tight hug. Though when you saw him, his eyes were also cold and empty. "Oh" was all you could think. Your smile turned into a thin line making Shichiro send you a questionable look.

"Ugh let go of her you big animal." Kalego huffed. "Come on Y/N let's walk to class together." He said as he continued to walk. He didn't look back to see if you were following him.

Shichiro noticed your hesitation. "Ar....you....alright?" (Are you alright?) His voice beginning to drown out in your ears as well.

Placing your hands over your ears you stopped thinking for a second. You took deep breaths as you tried to calm yourself down. "I'm sorry I'm not feeling well."

"Do...yo...nee...the...urse?" (Do you need the nurse?) Shichiro asked

"No I don't need the nurse, I just need to talk to my father. Don't worry about me I'll be fine. You guys go ahead I wouldn't want you to be late." Walking away quickly you made your way to your father's office.

You knocked on the door before heading in. As soon as you stepped in your father jumped up from his seat excited to see you.

"Ah! Y/N! How nice of you to come to see me! Did you get lonely without me?" He chuckled as he hugged you tight. "Don't worry about class! How about you stay here with me and keep me company from all these papers I have to sign!"

Looking down at you he halted from speaking. Pushing you off of him just a bit he noticed the tears in your eyes. His hands trembled slightly as he freaked out. "Hey, what's wrong! Is it something to do with what happened this morning?"

Hugging him again you held him tightly. Your quiet sniffles fill the room. "Dad I want to go home. I don't want to be here anymore."

"Of course but you have to tell me what's wrong. Did someone hurt you in any way?" He asked, his tone changed. He was talking much more gently so as to not scare you away.

"Dad...I...don't know what to do. I can't face anyone."

"What do you mean?"

You stayed silent. You didn't mean to but you did. From the moment you walked into his office, you couldn't hear anything. Not even the ringing sound from earlier. It scared you truly.

The embrace with your father only radiated a slight warmth. But it wasn't enough. Would you stay like this forever? The thought of it scared you. "Why can't I hear you, dad? Please just take me home.." You whispered, your voice trembling with every word you spoke out loud.

[cookiesandbiscuits]

Can you write about a fanfic with the reader being Kalego's sister. She is sweet and kind, and I wanna know how you'd depict Kalego's life with his little sister in the school. Thx in advance

An Unexpected Connection

Featured Character: Kalego Naberius

A/N: AJAHJSHAHAKKJAHA that is a great idea. Imagine how chaotic Bablys would be the moment it's revealed that the precious cinnamon roll of the campus is actually related to the grumpy old man.

Also, protective older brother Kalego is *chef's kiss*

PS. I made the reader here a teacher if you wouldn't mind :D

I also suck at making up subject names so... *nervous sweats*

Fair warning though, this is a bit lengthy (I got too eager. This was really fun to write :D)

Enjoy!! <3

MASTERLIST

"Hey, did you hear? We have a new teacher for our Defensive Magic subject starting today."

 "Really?"

"Yeah! I heard other students talk about it earlier."

"Are you talking about the new Defensive Magic subject teacher?"

"I saw her just now. And let me tell you, she's quite the beauty."

"She is?!"

Afternoon class just started, and the Royal One classroom is filled with murmuring. The subject of their gossip today is the new subject teacher at Babyls.

"Silence!"

The gossiping voices stopped.

"As you may have heard now, you will be having a new teacher on your Defensive Magic subject starting today," Kalego looked at you and motioned to get in front. "Please introduce yourself."

"Hello! My name is Y/N, and I will be your teacher in Defensive Magic starting today." You introduced yourself, and you can't help grinning widely at the students.

You were excited. It has always been your dream to be a teacher here at Babyls, and now, that dream finally came true.

You were also a little nervous, now that you're actually standing in front of the students.

You just hope that everything goes well as you prepare yourself for your first lecture.

"Just relax and focus. The casting will be off if you're nervous," you gently advised as the blue-haired student beside you cast a barrier spell on the bird figurine you brought.

"D-did I do it?"

"Let's see..." You watch as a barrier forms around the figurine.

"Well, it seems that... Oh!" you blinked as the figurine melted into a black goo.

"Oh... I must've made a mistake." The blue-haired student lowered his head dejectedly.

Seeing his crestfallen expression, you gingerly patted his head and smiled. "Don't worry, you don't have to get it immediately. Casting a barrier spell can be very tricky, so you're bound to make blunders every once in a while."

A tall, pink-haired boy came beside him. "Sensei is right, Iruma-sama! And knowing you, I'm sure that you'll figure out that spell in no time!"

"Hehe... if Iruma-chi is having trouble, you can always count on Clara-sensei to teach you!" a green-haired girl chimed in while proudly presenting her barrier.

"This is impressive, considering that it's your first time! It's a little unstable, but it's no less a feat! And... Iruma, was it?" You turned back to the blue-haired boy. "If you're still having trouble casting the barrier, you should try imagining that you're putting the object in front of you inside a hamster ball. It always works out for me! After all, visualization is important when it comes to casting spells."

"Will that really work?" Iruma glanced at you curiously.

"Yup! But you can also think of something else if it suits you more."

RIIIINNNGGG!!!

"Okay, that concludes our first lesson! We will be having a quiz about the fundamentals of barrier spells next week, so please be prepared for that. And for those who are having a hard time with their barrier spells, you are free to consult me in the faculty room. Have a good day!"

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"Wow, you sure are famous among the students, Y/N-chan~"

"Ahaha, what makes you say that?"

"Oh, you don't know? You've been the topic of the students' conversations for the past few weeks. They mostly mention how nice or how almost-impossibly angelic you are," Dali appraises.

You sheepishly scratched your cheek. "Well, as much as I appreciate their praises, I think they might've overexaggerated a bit."

"I wish my students were as enthusiastic in my class as they are in yours," Momonoki sighed. "It almost makes me a little jealous. Tell me, how do you do it? Do you have any special tricks?"

"Tricks?" you tilted your head in confusion.

"Hahaha! It's amazing how you captured their hearts in a small matter of time. But whenever you need help, just remember your senpai will always be there for you," Robin assured while proudly giving you a thumbs up.

You can only giggle at his actions.

"Thank you, senpai. I'll make sure to keep that in mind."

"Hnggg... I totally get why the students think you're angelic."

You slightly jumped when the male teacher suddenly hugged you.

"You're so adorable, I can't help but want to protect you!" He cried.

"O-oh... Haha..."

"What are you doing?"

"Kalego-sensei!"

You turned to the door. Kalego stood there with his brows furrowed.

"W-we were just, you know..."

"W-we were just talking about how Y/N is famous among the students nowadays!"

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"I see. Don't forget about your paperwork."

The teachers watched as Kalego took his class record and left the scene.

"Okay, what just happened?"

You raised your eyebrows at your co-teachers' reactions. "What do you mean?"

"Well... Kalego-sensei used to scold us whenever we were caught gossiping at work. So seeing him leave quietly is a little unnerving," Dali explains.

"I wonder why he didn't?"

"Maybe it's because Y/N-chan is here."

"It's possible."

"Wow, so even Kalego-sensei is not immune to Y/N's charms? You really are amazing, Y/N!"

"Uh... thank you?"

A few weeks had passed since you started teaching, and you were now the students' favorite subject teacher on campus.

You're still not used to their compliments, but you're trying to come to terms with it.

But as they say, fame comes with unwanted attention.

"Y/N, please come with me to the library. I need your help with the next lesson."

"Oh, okay."

You hurriedly put away the papers you were grading and followed Kalego to the library.

"Kalego-sensei sure likes to ask Y/N-chan for help nowadays, huh?" Dali said as your back left his sight.

"He sure does..."

Raim awkwardly laughed. "He doesn't hesitate to work the newbies to the bone, does he?"

The others nodded in agreement.

"Surprisingly though, he's quite lenient with her," Raim added.

"You call that lenient?" Orias looked at her as if she was joking.

"Well," Marbas hummed, "considering what it was like when we were new here, I'd say he is."

"So you're saying Kalego-sensei plays favorites with Y/N-chan?"

"No, I don't think that's it."

Everyone turned to Murmur.

"What do you mean?"

"I don't know but... I feel like there's more than favoritism that's going on between them."

"What makes you say that?"

"Well, you see..." Murmur bashfully scratched his head. "I sorta asked Y/N out before."

"WHAT?!"

Several exclamations came from the teachers.

"Oho~ so you asked her out, huh?" Dali teased.

"Oh my~ that's very bold of you," Raim commented.

"How can you ask your coworker out?! Have you no sense of professionalism?!" Orias hissed. Marbas nodded in agreement.

Murmur scoffed at their reaction, "Oh please, stop acting as if you're not planning to ask her out too. It's irritating."

The two flinched at his words. Dali and Raim gave the flustered teachers a teasing look.

"Anyways, that's not why I'm telling you this," Murmur continues. "You see, before I could even finish my question, Kalego-sensei suddenly appeared out of nowhere. He was giving me the death glare, all while asking Y/N for some help. Ever since, whenever I talk to Y/N, I can feel him looking daggers at me. It still gives me shivers while thinking about it," he shuddered.

"So... you're implying that Kalego-sensei and Y/N-chan are in some sort of relationship, right?" Raim asked.

"Well... Kalego-sensei's reaction would be weird if they weren't," Murmur retorted.

The others hummed in contemplation.

That conversation ignited the rumors that you and Kalego were dating each other.

The two of you were oblivious to it, as the teachers never mentioned it whenever you or Kalego were around.

Unfortunately, the students caught wind of the rumor.

You started to notice that students were murmuring to each other whenever you walked in the hallways with Kalego.

It was starting to get to you, so you decided to confront it once and for all.

"Okay, that's all for today. Good job everyone!"

You smiled proudly at the students as class ended. However, you stopped them before they could leave the courtyard.

"Can anyone please tell me what's going on lately? I've been noticing that some students whisper to each other whenever I walk through the hallways these days. I suppose you guys know why that is."

You turned to the bushes in your right.

"You guys can also come out now. I know you're there."

"Haha... So you noticed us?" Dali asked nervously. He didn't expect you to notice them as they used magic to hide their presence.

"So, can someone please explain to me what's going on right now?" you eyed the teachers and students suspiciously.

"Y/N-san... Are you dating Kalego-sensei?!" Momonoki shouted.

"...What?"

"Momonoki-sensei!"

"I know, I'm sorry, but..." her eyes shone with passion and determination. "I have to know. So... Y/N-san, are you or are you not dating Kalego-sensei?"

"Okay, wait. First of all, no, I am not dating him." You heard Momonoki let out the breath she was holding.

Your brows furrowed in confusion. "What made you think that?"

The teachers exchanged glances with one another.

"We noticed that you and Kalego-sensei were getting close to one another, seeing that you're the one he always asks for favors," Raim answered.

"He was also making sure that the male teachers who were trying to get close to you did not even try."

Your eyes went wide with surprise. "Oh. I... see."

You let out a sigh.

"I guess I owe you guys an explanation. Kalego-sensei and I are not dating because we're..."

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"EH?!?!?!"

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"Where were you?" Kalego looked at you slightly miffed.

"Sorry, I had to clear some misunderstanding with the faculty."

"Misunderstanding?"

You nodded. "They thought you and I were dating."

He scoffed. "That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard."

"Well, if you hadn't hogged all of my free time, they wouldn't have made that assumption," you quipped.

"And let those guys lay out the charms on you? Not on my watch."

You sighed. "That's the reason why they thought that in the first place."

You look at your wristwatch. It was almost 6 in the evening.

"We should get going now. Shall we go home, my dearest big brother?"

[morgannite22]

Kalego’s Favorite Food

Robin was currently walking around the grounds of Babyls when we spotted the various students having lunch under the tree that Iruma had grown. Looking over he noticed the variety of foods the students had. It reminded him of when he made dinner for the teachers in the dorms last night. Kalego had been there since it was one of the times the teachers gathered to discuss assignments.

“Hmm, I wonder…” Robin pondered as he recalled Kalego eating the food he had made. “What’s his favorite food?” He muttered to himself. He thought about the various dishes he's made that he totally did not force Kalego to eat. None of them Kalego seemed too stoked about. It was then a thought came to mind and he grinned. “Guess I’ll just have to figure it out!”

On the other side of the school, Kalego felt a chill go up his spine as he was teaching the misfits.

The day goes by and Robin bursts into the faculty room. He notices a few other teachers there. He sets his sights on Marbas and walks over him. “Hey!”

Marbas flinches at the sudden yell and looks up to a sea of green. ‘Oh no,’ he thought. “Did you need something?” Marbas asked politely as despite not being the biggest fan of his coworker, he didn't want to be rude.

Robin grinned. “Do you know Kalego sensei’s favorite food?!”

He had asked loudly enough that it had attracted the attention of the other teachers in the room.

“I-I don’t,” Marbas answers.

Robin felt disappointed but thanked Marbas anyway. He continued to ask the other teachers but kept getting told no. By the end of it, he was feeling a tad hopeless. He walks over to his desk and sits down. ‘Does anyone know?’ He wondered to himself as he sighed.

He was shocked out of his thoughts when a familiar voice chimed in. Looking up he saw it was Dali and Raim. “Hi there,” he says tiredly.

Dali and Raim’s eyes widen at the unfamiliar greeting from their always-so-cheery coworker.

“Everything okay?’ Dali asks him with a small smile present on his face.

Robin sighs, “Not really.”

“What’s going on little guy?” Raim softly asks him.

“No one knows Kalego sensei’s favorite food?” Robin tells him with a gloomy expression.

Raim chuckles. “Yeah, no one knows much about that grumpy guy. We've been co-workers for years yet he refuses to tell us anything about him,” she pouts.

Dali lays a hand on Raim’s shoulder giving her a look of not right now. They both look down to see Robin looking even more depressed.

“Ah sorry,” Raim says feeling bad for upsetting Robin further.

Robin felt even more bummed at hearing what Raim said. It was then he was shocked from his thoughts when Dali chimed in. Grinning, Dali tells him,” We might not know, but we know someone who might~”

For the first time in the last hour, Robin felt a bit of hope. He looks up to Dali with a vulnerable look. “Who is it?”

“His high school buddy Balam sensei of course!” Dali tells him with a teasing grin. “He knows all about Kalego sensei’s deep dark past,” he chuckles.

Robin had completely forgotten about Balam. He didn’t know that much about Balam, but if Balam could give him the answer he was looking then he didn’t care. With completely disregarding Dali's last comment, he jumps up from his seat yelling, “Thank you,” at Dali, and he dashes out of the faculty room.

Dali and Raim chuckled as they waved at him all the while giving him words of encouragement.

Robin swiftly makes his way to Balam’s office. Not even knocking, he barges in causing Balam to almost drop the tea he was holding.

Before Robins's abrupt entrance, Balam and Iruma were having their usual chat about Iruma’s life as a human. Iruma had flinched as well with Robin entering. ‘I hope he didn’t hear anything,’ Iruma anxiously hopes.

Balam himself was also hoping that Robin hadn’t overheard anything as that was more trouble than it's worth.

“What’s Kalego sensei’s favorite food? Dali sensei told me you might know.” Robin asks him.

Balam and Iruma sighed in relief as it appeared that Robin didn't hear anything. They then both perked up at the question.

Iruma himself now felt curious as he didn’t know Kalego’s favorite food. ‘Maybe if I find out and make it he’ll like me more,’ Iruma thought to himself. It was then Opera felt a chill go up their spine.

“Kalego’s favorite food?” Balam asks with Robin nodding his head. “Do you know,” Robin asks.

Balam taps the chin of his mask as he thinks to himself.

“It has to be gourmet right? He seems fancy like that!” Robin asks. ‘Wait can I even cook gourmet? Well, no matter, I’ll try anyway,’ he thinks to himself as he shrugs.

Balam chuckles. “You would think that, but nope.”

“It’s not?” Robin tilts his head to the side with a confused look.

“Not at all. He actually enjoys home-cooked meals more.” Balam tells him.

Robin and Iruma were both shocked at the unexpected information.

Balam chuckles at the shocked expressions on their faces. Most would look like that when they learn about Kalego. Sometimes even Opera would be shocked though not often.

Robin quickly recovering from the shock asks, “What’s his favorite then?”

“He enjoys Hamburger Steaks,” Balam calmly tells him.

Robin felt happy to learn something about Kalego, but also sad as Robin hardly ever worked with meat dishes. He wasn’t exactly a vegetarian but he preferred vegetarian food. ‘If it’s for Kalego sensei then I’ll make it,’ he thought determinedly.

“That’s his second favorite,” Balam says causing Robin to perk up.

“What’s his favorite then?” Robin asks in anticipation.

Balam grins under his mask. He knew Kalego would be mad at him, but it was all too worth it. “His favorite is definitely Stuffed Devipeppers.”

Robins's jaw about dropped at the sudden news. Stuffed Devipeppers…’ he thought. With him often being the cook for the other teachers in the dorms they had to eat whatever he cooked. That being mostly vegetarian dishes. It just so happens that Stuffed Devipeppers were Robins's signature dish that he made quite often. When he realized that he felt a blush come to his face.

Watching this Balam couldn't help but smile at Robins's reaction. Robin hadn’t known that Kalego often made unnecessary trips to the teacher's dorms just for his cooking. Balam recalls Kalego one time telling him that despite Robin being annoying, he enjoyed the food he made.

‘He…He likes my food…” Robin thought as his mind was trying to cope with the fact that Kalego liked his food the entire time. He felt happy even ecstatic, but also a bit embarrassed. “I-I gotta go!” He yells at Balam and Iruma as he runs out of Balam’s lab.

Balam chuckles as he watches Robin leave. ‘Hope all goes well for him,’ he thinks. He then looks down at Iruma and notices that Iruma was messaging Opera. Looking closer he could see it was about wanting to cook a new dish. Balam felt happy that Iruma cared so much about Kalego, but Opera on the other hand was dreading it as they messaged back, “Yes Master Iruma.”

Authors note:

Really hoped you enjoyed it! I have more stories on AO3 so be sure to check them out!

Suggestions for stories are always welcomed!

[naehja]

Idea for a Iruma fanfic

Iruma's parents sell him to demons when he's like 3. Not Sullivan. Some random demons who decide to see if it's possible to turn a human into demon. Because "we are very much alike physically" so it would be interesting if it was possible, right? And like Iruma is still very young, they think it'll be more easy.

So one year later, the demon patrol learn about it and come to take back the human (they know he's still alive). But the human isn't human anymore, he's more half demon, and maybe more than half.

Narnia is like "well can't bring him back in the human world now, he's closer of us now!"

Henry is like "they told us that his parents have sold him to them"

So they can't even contact them anyway.

Henry proposes to take care of the kid. He's a parent already.

But Narnia is like "no, i have a idea" and go away with the kid. He arrives to Babyls, and enters in the teachers lounge.

"Hello Kalego - Brother? - I have something for you"

And he puts the kid in Kalego's arms while all the other teachers are like OoO (Dali laughs in the background)

"what the meaning of it brother, did you have a scandalous affair? - Haha of course not. But i find this little one and thought that..you could take care of him. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU FIND HIM? - People have experimented of him - Are you seriously... - They turn this little human into a 3/4 demon. So we can't send him back in the human world. I needed someone serious to take care of him. You have experience with kids, right? - WITH TEENAGERS! MY STUDENTS ARE TEENS!! - he's just a little younger than you students! -  IT'S A TODDLER!!" Narnia nodds and is like "so welcome to fatherhood brother! His name is Iruma! Bye!" and he goes away.

Dali is on the floor, laughing hysterically.

Suzy is like "he's so cute"

Grandpa Morax is like "i remember when my granddaughter was this age" and starts to give advices to Kalego to help him to calm Little Iruma who cries.

[xatsperesso]

Fake dating iruma and Asmodeus and clara

What if we just fake it?

What a lot of young demons don't realise, is that there is a consequence to every action.

For example, when Iruma won the harvest festival alongside Lied, he was not aware that this would make demons give special attention, nor was he aware that he would be asked out left and right by all types of demons. Lied-kun may bask in such attention, but Iruma is simply Not Ready to deal with these things. As such, he spends most of his time at school hiding from everyone.

And Azz, when he won in the heartbreaker event, along with his noble vibes and his good looks, has captured the hearts of many demons, and without meaning to he became a regular heartbreaker in the school.

Clara, when she entered the betting pool disguised with a mustache and a pair of glasses, she did not realise that in order to not lose her allowance she needs to win her bet.

And so, the three demons were hiding in the garden under a tree, hoping that no one would find them there.

Iruma and Azz would occasionally share confused glances as Clara sat between, looking like she’s trying to find the solution to the world's biggest mysteries.

Soon, she tore her eyes from her lap, and with a determined look she nodded to herself.

"Azz-Azz!" "Hmm?"

"Iruma-chi!" "Ah! y-yes?"

She stood up infront of them, capturing their attention. Both her friends straightened up as they felt the gravity of what she was about to tell them.

She pointed at them, and loudly declared to them her wish

"Let's date!"

And that was the moment Iruma’s soul left his body.

"Stupi-! no," Azz stopped himself from his usual response because, no, this is a sensitive topic, and he doesn't want to hurt Clara like that.

"Clara, I must apologise to you, but I don't, I don't think I can reciprocate your feelings" Azz looked at his lap, trying to avoid his friend's gaze. Would she feel mad? Disappointed? Did he accidentally make her think he likes her? Did he lead her on without knowing, and now she-

"Reci-pro-cate? Wait, DOES THAT MEAN WE'RE NOT FRIENDS?!" Clara shrieked and ran to Azz's face. Is this it?! Is she losing her friends?

"Wha-No! We are friends! I just don't share any romantic feelings with you!" Azz could feel his face heat up. What is this idiot doing?! Suddenly saying she wants to go on a date and then mistaking his rejection with him abandoning their friendship!

"What romantic feelings?" Clara tilted her head, a look of pure confusion painted on her face.

That's when Azz felt his vein pop.

"C-clara," Iruma started, as his ever-growing confusion overcame the shock of Clara's sudden confession

"What did you mean when you said you wanted us t-to date?"

"Oh!" Clara exclaimed, and then her face turned serious once again

"I need to win the bet"

"?? What bet?"

"People keep betting who's gonna end up with Azz-azz! And no one bet for me! And Lied said if I gave them money and win I'll get more money so I can buy more stuff for us to play with! And I need the paint slime launcher 666 special blood edition"

"But what does that have to do with me?

"Well, Azz-Azz didn't like people confessing to him all the time, and Iruma-chi doesn't like all the attention on him, and I dont wanna be left out, so I decided!" She took a deep breathe, and with a very big smile on her face, Clara confidently announced

"As the love trio, we should date each other!" And with the way she looked at them, really how can they say no?

"I see, so you want us to pretend to date each other so you won't lose your money?"

"Exactly! Azz-Azz gets it"

"Ok, so it's only pretend. I can do that. What about you, Azz-kun?"

"You know I'll follow Iruma-sama wherever he goes"

"Alright, Clara. We're in!" And with that, Clara was overjoyed. She dragged her soulmates to play with her for the rest of the day. They had fun, as they always do, but they forgot one small thing they had to do.

They forgot to prepare for the next day.

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The next day came, and the newly dating love trio stood in front of the school nervously.

How will they tell them that they're dating?

They didn't prepare for this, they didn't prepare at all. Is holding hands too much? Is it too obvious?? Should they even announce it or should they let the classmates figure it out???

These were all questions that were plaguing poor Azz-kun, but before he could voice any of his questions Clara opened the door and dragged Iruma excitedly, who in return dragged Azz albeit nervously.

Everyone looked at the entering trio, especially the over-excited ball of smiles that looked like she's about to burst.

"You look extra happy today, Clara" Ix commented

"Yes!" Clara proudly raised the hand that was holding Iruma’s and loudly annouced in the loudest voice

"We started dating!" Iruma, feeling absolutely flustered yet infected by Clara's excitement raised his other hand that was holding Azz's for all the class to see.

"Oh really? Congrats!" Lied beamed at them, before zooming behind Iruma and nudging him lightly,

"You gotta tell me how you got yourself two mates. And here I thought I'd find someone before you"

"Congratulations, guys. But I actually thought you were already dating"

"Same. Clara referred to the three of you as the love trio on girls night a couple weeks ago. I thought it was official"

And this was the class's general reaction. Congratulating them, teasing them about how they already acted like a couple before, asking the girls whether the boys can hang out with them sometimes (the answer is no. The girls need some safe space to openly complain about the boys without embarrassing them)

The whole situation confused Iruma and Azz. The wasn't a single face that screamed 'I lost a bet' but didn't Clara said this was for a bet?

"Hey, Clara," Iruma whispered "Didn’t you said there were demons betting?"

"Yup! The teachers are betting on who will end up with who!"

The whole classroom grew quiet at that. The teachers were betting on them?!

"Woah woah woah, since when do teachers bet on their student?! And our dating life?"

"Well, if I was a teacher, I'd bet with my colleagues over these things"

"But betting-"

"Is not allowed in school" Lied almost fell on Jazz from how quickly he tried to sit down. He was not ready for Kalego-sensei to just appear out of thin air like that!

"If I catch any of you engaging in such activities on school property, all your homework will be tripled for a week" Kalego said as he pointedly looked into Lied's eyes which was unfair. Jazz and Allocer always help him, and it's not like they're scamming people! (They are)

"Everyone, sit down so we can start" he ordered the rest of his students, but his eyes lingered on three certain demons who were giddily holding hands as they were moving to a table.

Hmm

--

"Clara-senpai!"

"Strow-chan!"

"Raim-sensei is asking to see you" Iruma and Azz flinched at this. A teacher wants to see Clara at lunch time, right after they've announced that they're going out.

This can't be good.

"Raim-sensei?! Let's go!" Before Azz even had a chance to warn her, Clara took Strow and hopped their way to Raim-sensei's office, asking her Kouhai a thousand questions on the way.

"I-it's ok," Iruma tried to console an anxiety riddled Azz "this was all her idea, I'm sure she'll do fine-"

"Iruma-kun? May you come to my office? There's something I'd like to talk to you about" a wild Balam-sensei appeared, requesting an attendance with Iruma.

And Iruma was sure that it's not about his dating life, or at least not about the bet. Balam-sensei is not the type of demon who would do something like that!

And so Iruma follow Balam-sensei to his office.

"Go ahead, Azz-kun! We'll meet you at our usual spot"

And Azz sighed in the empty corridor that he now stood in. He trusts his friends, he truly does, but he also acknowledges that they lack in certain skills. Skills that are usually used to deceive demons.

But he turned around, nonetheless, intent on going to their usual spot to wait for his friends there. Helping them will only make the teachers more suspicious, so the safest thing to do is to trust them.

Azz looked down the hall, and his eyes met Kalego-sensei's suspicious gaze.

--

"Baby-chan~ I heard you finally got the man you want, and an additional eye-candy~"

"Yes!"

"That's great, baby-chan! You've grown so much, but I have to be blunt here~"

"Does this sudden turn of events have anything to do with last week's bet?" Raim gave Clara a very pointed look, one that Clara averted her eyes from

"N-no?" Raim kept staring at Clara, her eyes never leaving her pupil

"Mhmm? Alright, I won't say anything. You can go back to playing with your boyfriends"

Raim giggled as Clara ran out of her office, looking equal parts nervous and excited

"*sigh* her eros just seem to keep going up everytime I see her. If this keep going on she may even surpass me!"

--

"Iruma-kun,"

Balam sat in front of Iruma, tea cooling on the table between them. He hates that he has to do this, but he feels foul play going on here.

He bet a lot of money on who Iruma will end up with. Shameful act, he knows, but he can’t lose like this.

"I heard you started dating? How are you adapting to demon courtship?"

"Ah, yes! Recently I started going out with Clara a-and Azz-kun. Clara has asked us yesterday, so we didn't really get any chance t-to do anything.

To be honest, I was very nervous when Clara asked, but I'm glad it's with them. I like hanging out with them, a-and to me, it doesn't matter whether we're dating or not. They're my soulmates, and I'll always be by their sides no matter what" Iruma beamed at Balam-sensei. He’s always happy whenever he gets a chance to talk with him. Whenever they talk, everything becomes so clear.

Balam looked at Iruma happily fiddling with his tea, still to hot for him to drink, and he felt something in himself melt. What's he doing? This silly bet isn’t what's important here.

What matters is Iruma, his student, and he's glad his kid found demons he could truly trust like this.

He wonders when he'd tell them about his nature.

"I'm glad to hear that, but!" Balam jumped out of his seat, scrambling to find the right books in his office before returning back to Iruma

"You need to learn about basic demon courtship! If you want to keep your secret, and also to prevent a lot of miscommunication that may lead to heartbreak, it's better to read these books on common courtship, and what’s normally expected of you as a partner!"

"Oh? Is demon dating different from human dating?" Iruma isn't sure. He knows Kerori and Gyari, but he isn't too sure whether they're dating or not.

"Of course! Different environments, Different cultures, so normally dating life would also be different!"

And that's how Iruma heard a thirty minute lecture on what the love life for demons is like. He truly admired how thoughtful and considerate Balam-sensei is to him, and as such took every word he said to heart

But only Balam knows the reason he's giving Iruma this lecture. It's because Balam wished someone taught him all of this when he was young and first entering the dating world.

--

Azz and Kalego were staring each other down, Both waiting to see who will crack first. They could've stood there for hours, but Kalego knew he was on a time crunch. Soon one of the other two troublemakers will come, and he wont be able to ask asmodeus his question.

So Kalego, regretfully, broke the silence

"Asmodeus,"

"Kalego-sensei."

"I thought you were asexual"

"And I thought you weren't the type to meddle in a student's dating life"

Kalego’s eyes narrowed, and he knew he lost here. So he continued walking past Asmodeus, and Azz did the same.

"..your homework is doubled"

"All the essays will include Iruma in small details as an example"

It's been so long since Kalego felt like he truly lost against someone. That is, until he met a certain insolent brat from the asmodeus family

--

"That's unfair!"

"Alright listen, I was half right, so naturally-"

"It's obviously rigged!"

"Alright, everyone!" Dali clapped his hands to get everyone's attention

"I understand that you're all upset, but someone has to lose. That's how betting works. Now, vlara Calac, correct?"

"Yes" replied a very obviously Clara with a very fake mustache

"Congratulations on winning the bet, mr. Calac"

"Thank you" Everyone watched in silence as "mr. Calac" took the envelope that held all their money and walked out of the teacher's office

"Dali, just why?"

"Hmm?"

"Why in Delkira's name would you do that?"

"Come on, guys. Just because you lost to mr. Calac, our new security guy, doesn't mean that you have to be such sore losers"

"Exactly!" Raim suddenly chimed in "we need to be a good example, especially to our newest staff member. We can't let him think that acting like that is an acceptable behaviour"

Sighs and whines engulfed the room, but everyone has pretty much accepted that there's no changing the results now.

"Dantalion, you're no longer in charge of the betting pool"

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Where are your wings Iruma-Kun

Chapter 2: Why aren't they eating me?

“T-they…now know I’m human.” Iruma mentally screams to himself. Iruma waited but nothing happen. “They might still be in shock for seeing such a rare delicacy, it’s a matter of time before they eat me.” Iruma thinks to himself, trying to find reasons why his teachers weren’t attacking him. Iruma was so lost in his thoughts, that he didn’t even notice when another demon enter the room.

“Balam! Why are 2 of my students whining to me that you abducted,-” A familiar grumpy voice cut himself off when he saw the scene. Robin had Iruma’s shirt pulled up which reveal the awful condition of the boy’s back. Scars litter the boy’s body, old and new ones alike. Some were bite marks, some were craw marks, and some were varied in size and color. But the scar that haunted and angered the teachers the most was the longest jaggy-looking line that was located right in the middle of Iruma’s small back. Where his wings or at least wing roots were supposed to be, there was a large dark pink scar edge to his body that looked to be years old.

Being the torture art teacher in Babyls, Marbas can identify and have a better idea of what Iruma's upbringing was like. The methods of torture that were performed on the boy are awful even by Marbas’s standards, someone who performs torture as a full-time career. Marbas’s torture methods are for education purposes only, but it’s obvious that Iruma had experienced the most painful and illegal form of torture known to demon kind. Someone had Grounded him, meaning that a demon’s wings will never grow back. This is too much, how could anyone do this to a child, not just any child but the most considerate, innocent, sweetest, and selfless child that they had the pleasure of teaching. Children are considered treasures in the Netherworld, to think someone harming one to this extent is completely unforgivable.

All of the teachers who were currently present only had one thought race through their minds. “What kind of evil monster could have done this? Who had Grounded this child!” All of the teachers mentally scream in their heads. Iruma manage to calm down his breathing, realizing that his teachers weren’t going to eat him, for now. “I could of kill him, I almost murdered one of my own students ” Kalego mumbled to himself, remembering what he did to Iruma during the Flying exam. How could he, a teacher of Babyls, could be so wreckless?

Iruma finally escape Balam’s grip before putting on his uniform jacket that Robin subconsciously dropped onto the floor. Iruma then walked by his homeroom teacher. “Hi Kalego-sensei, nice seeing you here.” Iruma greeted the purple-haired demon nervously. Which got all of the teachers snapped out of their stung daze. Iruma then looked at his empty wrist in an exaggerated motion.

“Look at the time, I’m going to be late for Alice, Clara, and my study session,” Iruma said with his head lowered down as he try to make his way to the exit. Kalego and the other teachers couldn’t let the boy leave their custody until he at least had answered all of their questions. “Iruma, come here,” Kalego commanded softly in order not to frighten the boy.

But for the first time that all of his teachers had ever witnessed, Iruma didn’t obey, he only fasten his pace slightly. Kalego quickly walked and reach his hand out for Iruma’s shoulder in order to stop the small boy from taking another step. Unfortunately, that was the worst way to stop the boy because when Iruma’s father grabbed his son by the shoulder, that meant Iruma is going to get his usual beating. “I’m sorry, don’t hurt me, I’ll be good, I’ll be good, I’ll be good. Just don't hurt me, Dad.” Suppress memories of his father’s beating started to flood back to Iruma, forgetting that all of his teachers were there to witness his breakdown.

“Kalego let go of him, he’s having a PTSD episode,” Buer stated as he and the other teacher surrounded him, thinking that their presence could calm the boy by letting him know that he wasn’t alone. If only they knew the real reason that Iruma was in such a distressed state. They were surrounding him as a pack of wolfs. Since Iruma had spent most of his young life in the woods, he knows what it’s like to be surrounded like prey. “Oh my god, they really are going to eat me.” Those were the only thoughts that were running through Iruma’s head as his breaths become harder and faster. Iruma then clenches his chest in pain as he falls onto the floor. “Calm down Iruma,” Kalego said before kneeling down to his student’s eye level. “He’s hyperventilating. Balam, please take Iruma to the nurse's office quickly,” Buer ordered before Balam gently picked up the hyperventilating boy. “Should I contact the chair demon?” Robin asked, already preparing his phone to make the call. “Grandpa,” those were Iruma’s last words he could mumble before going unconscious.

“No, we don’t know who cause all of Iruma’s pain, for all we know it can be that crazy old coop or his insane cat servant. Until we know Iruma's so-called guardians are safe, no one is telling them what just transpired.” Kalego declare as he and the other teachers made their way to the nurse’s office.

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Please check out my other stories- Title: I am your Father Iruma-Kun

Summary:

What if Naberius Kalego had fallen in love with a human from the Suzuki family? But when his lover summon him after half a year had passed since their last encounter. She had blood all over her body when she handed Kalego his son, before dying due to childbirth. Now Naberius Kalego must raise and protect baby Iruma who inherited too much of his human mother’s traits rather than his demonic father’s traits.

Title: Balam x Pregnant reader Summary:

You and Balam Shichiro had only been married for about a month when you find out you were pregnant. Knowing full well that your husband’s skinship would multiply by 100 if he knew you were carrying his child. So that's why you try to keep the news about your condition long as you could, but a drunk Professor Blushenko had ruined your plans. Your husband, the man that is known for loving all living creatures, is now obsessed with your growing body.

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Big sibling

Big sibling!opera x reader

Hi! Its my first time posting like this, hope you like it

English isn't my first language,

I imagine them as a reliable siblings when they grow old and a little shit sweet when there younger -like one time when you guys are younger, you were playing on the mountain just having fun, and then they push you out of nowhere and your just stare at him and watch them glare at you and walks away And when you guys got older you ask him why they did that Y/n: opera Opera: hum Y/n: when we were younger, why did you push me down the mountain? Opera: oh that Opera: its probably because you were having too much fun Key word probably -they're sometimes not honest with you Like seriously -Endless teasing, they won't stop teasing you, speak of which you guys -Would definitely team up just to tease kalego its fun to tease him -Will definitely fight you with random shit -Would definitely tell you random facts that are neither true or not just to scare you you something believe them like seriously

andddd that's all

Here's my art work of them, when there older hope you like it

Im open draw other characters feel free to dm me

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Summary: Opera had never believed themselves to be the parenting type—nor had they ever envisioned themselves in such a position. Yet, as the reality of the situation is placed upon them, they have to come to the uncomfortable truth of what they have been forced into, and the fact that they must rely upon their trusted Kohai for help. But curses, Magic, and Memory Alteration makes even their furthest preparations for naught as their child is brought into the world and taken away. Fourteen years pass in fits and stops, until their Lord brings home a thin nervous wreck of a human boy and gleefully proclaims him as his grandson. Unbeknownst to them all the boy is far more than he seems, and Iruma has every intention of keeping his other side a secret. His life and freedom had always depended on it.

Author: @yumetakato

[yayakoishii]

Lucky Bastard | Kalego x Reader

Fandom: Mairimashita! Iruma-kun

Pairing: Naberius Kalego x Fem! Reader

Word Count: 1.4k

Genre/Tags: Plotless, Silly, Fluff? Crack?

Summary: It's your birthday and the class just found out that you have a husband. Who is the lucky bastard?

A/n: this was absolutely random. it has like, no plot, no purpose, just me writing a short silly fic abt teachers who are married and haven't told the students !! such a fun trope ;; I'm like, 3 eps away from finishing the anime's season 3, but this fic is spoiler free!! hope you enjoy this <3

also available on ao3!

You hummed happily under your breath as the students filed in for their lecture. You were one of the most friendly and popular teachers at Babyls because you were approachable and kind. All the students always greet you happily and strike up conversations without hesitation.

"Good morning, (y/n)-sensei!" Elizabetta said cheerfully as she passed by your desk. You wished her back but she paused and instead looked at you with wide eyes. "You look really happy, sensei! Did something good happen?"

"Not quite," you answered, giving her a warm smile. "You could say it hasn't happened yet, I suppose."

"So something good is going to happen?" Lied said from behind Elizabetta. Everyone was in the class already and they all seemed curious about your unusually happy and excited state.

"It's not all that interesting to you guys," you waved it off and gestured to the two to go sit on their seats.

"But I'm curious about what's got you so happy too, sensei," Iruma added. Everyone around was nodding so you just sighed and gave them a tiny smile.

"If I answer your question, will you all be good students and pay attention?" You asked. A chorus of incoherent affirmations echoed and you shushed them. "Alright, alright. It's just that today is my birthday–"

"It's your birthday?!"

"Sensei, you should have told us!"

"We'd have got you a gift!"

"No need for that," you sighed but felt touched nonetheless. "As I was saying, since it's my birthday, the principal let me have the rest of the day free the moment my lectures end so I'm going on a date with my husband. It's been months since we got to go on one, y'know."

There was pin drop silence surprisingly. You blinked and then there were shouts and screams. The class had no clue that you were married! You had somehow let it slip by them without them even realising.

"Calm down, calm down!" You shushed them again. Thankfully they listened and you picked up your book. "Alright now, that's enough about me. You come to school to learn and gain knowledge."

"We just learned something new about you, though, sensei!"

"This is important knowledge too."

"It really isn't," you laughed and opened the textbook to the page you had stopped at last time. "Now. Last lecture, we were discussing the importance of pronunciation when casting spells…"

You started the lecture, unknowing of the commotion you had accidentally also started. Everyone's favourite teacher was married and had a husband? The news spread like wildfire amongst the first years and by the end of the lunch break, everyone was talking about what your husband might be like. The senior students already knew who your husband was but it was always fun to watch the freshmen try to figure it out.

"He has to be a really nice and sweet person to be married to (y/n)-sensei, right?" Kerori suggested. "She wouldn't like someone who is unkind and rude…"

"What if her type is a bad boy though?" One of the boys butted in.

"Can you even imagine that?"

Everyone silently thought over it and decided that Kerori was probably right.

"Whatever he's like, isn't it super romantic?" Elizabetta squealed lightly, hiding her cheeks under her hands. "They're married but she was so excited to go on a date with him! They must be so in love."

"He's one lucky bastard," Lied said, clutching at his chest dramatically.

"Yeah," Clara chimed in, looking jealous. "He gets to play with (y/n)-sensei all the time!"

"Um, guys," Iruma laughed nervously. Everyone looked at him. "Weren't we going to get her a gift?"

Oh.

They forgot all about that.

•

Kalego didn't know what was going on but he could tell that his class was up to something. They were all fidgety and not paying attention (although, that wasn't rare or even surprising) and he could still hear incomprehensible murmurs. They usually did a better job of hiding their conversations too. Something was definitely up.

When the bell rang, a few of them automatically sprang up but Kalego didn't even blink and glared at them.

"Sit down," he said sharply. "We'll have ten minutes more of class time since you all displayed such great concentration today."

The class collectively groaned and started complaining. The purple haired demon crossed his arms over his chest and gave them his meanest look.

"I could have held you back for a whole hour but I have something to do today," he said calmly. "Be grateful it's only ten minutes, you idiots."

"But (y/n)-sensei will be gone by then!" Lied complained. Kalego paused and raised an eyebrow at him.

"And what do you need her for?" He asked, looking even more eviller than usual. Lied shivered and instinctively hid behind Jazz, who just laughed nervously.

"Don't you know, sensei?" Elizabetta tilted her head in question.

"It's her birthday today!" Clara jumped on the spot, vibrating from the desire to escape the classroom. Kalego just stared at them all so the class decided to continue.

"We made her a gift!" Goemon produced a big box wrapped in paper of your favourite colour.

"She will be leaving now," Jazz added. "If we don't give her this now, she'll be gone before we can do it."

"Please, Kalego-sensei," Iruma pleaded, giving his best puppy eyes. Kalego humphed and looked away. He was about to say something when a familiar voice could be heard from outside the classroom.

"Kalego, are you done, dar– Oh!"

You were standing at the doorway, wearing a cute outfit. Surprised by the students inside, you gave them a small smile.

"I'm sorry, is the class not over yet?" You asked Kalego. "I didn't interrupt, did I?"

Everyone turned to look at Kalego who just glared at you then sighed.

"No, we're done," he answered. Everyone cheered and immediately pounced on you, who startled at the sudden enthusiasm as they pushed a big gift in your hands.

"What's this?" You asked, surprised. You hadn't actually expected them to get you a gift so quickly.

"It's something we made for you, sensei," Iruma smiled up at you. Your chest felt warm as you looked at the students who were all beaming and singing happy birthday to you.

"Happy birthday to you~!"

"You're all very sweet," you told them when they finished, ruffling Clara's hair. "Thank you for the gift."

"Anything for our favourite teacher!"

That made you laugh. You were totally going to tease Kalego with this later.

"You look really beautiful, sensei!" Elizabetta beamed. Your eyes softened at her compliment.

"Thank you, I'm sure my husband thought the same when he bought it for me," you smiled down shyly at the outfit. The girls started giggling and awwing over your blush and it only embarrassed you more, considering you could feel Kalego's intense stare over your figure. "Ah, I have to leave now. Kalego?"

"Ready," he popped up next to you and you tightened your arm around the gift as you smiled gently at him. "Let's stop by the dorms first so you can drop your gift off."

"Ah, sure," you nodded. The two of you started walking out. "I'm sure this has nothing to do with the fact that you totally forgot an outfit to change into."

The class watched you two leave, happy from the success of giving you the gift in time. Until…

"Wasn't she going to go on a date with her husband after the lectures?" Lied mumbled.

"Why would Kalego-sensei need to change his clothes?" Kamui asked.

"Why did she come here first?"

"Didn't Kalego-sensei say that he had something to do today?" Even Alice couldn't help but add on to the conversation.

The class looked at each other. There were no words to describe the shock, horror and disbelief they were feeling.

"There's no way."

"We're just jumping to conclusions," Jazz insisted.

"Yeah, there's no way she would ever like someone like him, much less marry…"

Even as they tried to deny it, suddenly all the interactions between you and Kalego made sense. The way you always hung around him. The way you always smiled so warmly when you were talking to him. The way Kalego's rare soft smile had been that one time when you had been laughing too hard at a student's submission (which Jazz had reported after witnessing it in the staffroom).

The way Kalego always glared harder when the class talked about you.

"He's totally the jealous and possessive type, isn't he?" Jazz sighed, placing his fingers at his temple.

"I can't believe this."

"Does that mean I was right? (Y/n)-sensei likes bad boys?"

Everyone resigned themselves to the knowledge they had just received. After all, denial would not change reality. Their favourite, kind teacher was married to their sadistic class teacher. Lied burst into tears as he cried:

"Kalego-sensei turned out to be the lucky bastard!"

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Balego kid fic ?🥺

Where they have to deal with hatching an egg and Shichiro's worried about his face and claws and he's worried about not being able to kiss his baby or scaring it. While Kalego in a rare softness comforts him telling him how much he loves him and confiding in him his own fears of turning out like his parents and worrying about their child being cursed with his bloodline ability or not knowing how much he loves them-- because devi-damn he loves them so much already and they're not even here yet. And then soft cuddles and kisses with the promise to figure it out together and just 🥺 aisfghthspfstfrjk

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Kalego’s deviculum

FINALLY I FINISHED IT

We all know Kalego came alone to the deviculum. But what if he had brought a partner instead? Perhaps his wife? Wouldn’t that be interesting? (This is related to the post of ‘Y/n meeting Kalego as her possible fiancé’)

In this story, all the misfit class will be there due to Sullivan’s personal invitation. Opera strongly disagreed at first, even after Amaryllis said she’ll protect all of them. Eventually they said yes after Sullivan applied multiple strong protection spells on each of them.

“Hey, Kalego, are you alright?” You carefully asked as Kalego finally looked at you. “I’m fine. Just tired.” He answered with a tired smile.

“If you say so. If you want, we can go a little late.” You suggested as he disagreed. “No. I already gave up playing the piano in the deviculum. I’d say that’s enough.” Kalego protested making you sigh at his usual workaholic behavior. Not that you could say anything about it since you were the same.

“Then we can just talk to Narnia and leave right away. I’ll make us a cup of coffee and we can go to sleep. Oh, or do you want hell grey tea?” You asked making him smile faintly. “Tea would be fine. I don’t think drinking coffee and going to sleep right after is a good idea.” He told you as you chuckled.

“Tea has caffeine too. You know what, how about some wine? You can drink some later and I can just have some tea.” You suggested as he nodded as in a sign of agreement.

Then it was time to go. The teleporting creature arrived and you two both gave it your invitations for it to eat and process. “Confirmed! Y/n sama of the L/n clan and Kalego sama of the Naberius clan! This way please!” It yelled as it turned itself into a teleportation door.

You and he both entered and arrived at the lost lounge. The two of you walked up stairs at the same time and soon, you two had come up to the front of the door to the ballroom.

“Shall we, m’lord?” You asked with a smile as he nodded and gave you his hand that had your handkerchief over it.

You grabbed it happily and entered the ballroom to see some familiar faces. Some had faces of interest, and most had faces of shock at the odd duo.

Who would expect it? Kalego, despite being known for his prestigious linage and occupation, was not generally known as a person. You on the other hand, was while well known in general, known for rejecting even the slightest hint of interest from anybody regardless of their gender, attributes, or rank.

(Ps, fem Y/n would be wearing a red wine colored dress, off shoulder with her short sleeves being very wavy, multiple layers, and frilly. Her mask would be mostly red with gold colored strands on the side. Short hair (Boy level) would have a hair ornament to replace the hairstyle, medium length hair would have the tip of the hair curled and long hair would have a low ponytail. I can't really do male readers because I am pretty sure it would suck. But if you do want to think of their outfit, then think of a black, or dark blue suit jacket, and maybe a white or black wired shirt with a large locket in the front. A black two piece suit with a cape on one side would work too. His mask would be black with gold strands on the side. But this is only for your imagination. The pronouns in this story is she/her.)

To say the least, you two weren’t particularly seen together. Or seen at all in general. To everyone, you two just seemed like regular, plain old strangers. And you two somehow seemed to have attended to the deviculum together! This was new gossip for the netherworld indeed. After all, what kind of a demon could resist fresh meat to chew on?

In your eyes, all you saw was Kalego’s students gawking at you two. It was funny really. To them, a random (and drop dead gorgeous) lady seemed to be with their emperor of doom and gloom, AT. A. PARTY.

You chuckled to yourself as you and Kalego stopped near a pole. “Would you like a drink, m’lady?” He asked as you nodded. “You know how I like my drink.” You whispered as he smirked and nodded while leaving.

Then, all the nobles that had been curious came towards you, knowing damn well that they can’t expect any specific reaction from Kalego. This made you regret actually even responding to the nobles.

“So! Y/n sama! What brings you and Kalego san together?” A woman asked with a very unpleasant voice while you were quite shocked at how bold she was being. You believed that you had made it clear calling you by your first name was strictly off limits. Oh well, perhaps you thought wrong.

After getting back your sanity, you answered, “We’re married. Refrain from calling me by my first name. I don’t know you and I don’t want to know you.” You said while giving a glare to the woman as she gulped and nodded. “O-of course. I apologize, L/n sama.” She said as she quickly fled the scene.

Some laughed but it didn’t quite mask how scared they were. Some incredibly stupid people then decided to “carefully” ask you questions and you answered moderate questions that would stop them from spreading ridiculous rumors such as him being your concubine or something else equally stupid.

And after a minute, Kalego had came back with your favorite non alcohol ade. ”Sorry. Some idiots held me back and asked me some questions about us. Thankfully, none of my students did. I believe Asmodeus somehow restricted them.” He told you while sighing.

“That’s okay. Thank you for the drink. Glad you remember my taste." You jokingly said as he laughed gently, and somewhat awkwardly. "Of course I do. I AM your husband after all." He told you, and somehow, it seemed a little threatening to you. But that's what he was like all the time anyways.

You laughed while ignoring all the stared toward you two and talk to your lover about small and entertaining news that you hear sometimes.

A few jokes here and there, you truly enjoy your first deviculum together with your husband. After a while, the three greats and their grandson come out into the spotlight. A sight to see really, they are like mini versions of their grandparents! It was pretty cute in your opinion.

Sullivan gives his speech and you two start dancing. Most people have their eyes on each other. Some still stared at the two of you and accidentally stepped on their partner’s foot. That was honestly funny to you.

Your dress spun elegantly as you danced with your husband. Sometimes you even had to lead him for the sake of your foot’s safety! He had an excuse though, he had never danced in so long! He never had the reason to after all. Hey, at least he wasn’t completely new.

Then it was time to switch partners, you swapped with one of Kalego’s student, he had pink hair with red eyes, and he seemed to be the son of Amaryllis. The matching suits definitely gave it away.

He stared at you for a while as you smiled at him. He coughed awkwardly as he decided to ask the question that everyone seemed to be asking. “I am very aware of everyone bothering you, but everyone of my classmates including Iruma sama is wondering, what exactly IS your relationship with Kalego sensei?”

“Well m’lord, we are currently married. We were engaged at a very young age. Even a year younger than you I believe.” You answered politely as he blinked at you, shocked of the fact that his strict and rude teacher had such a beautiful wife.

“Ah, the song is over. I’ll be leaving now m’lord. Please don’t spread the news at his school until he admits it himself. By the way, my name is Y/n. L/n Y/n incase you weren’t aware.” You added. “..Y/n? You mean Y/n as in the-“ You ignored him and his attempt to talk to you again and left him after that.

You laughed as you saw the boy cutely run over to his friends and tell them the news. You laughed even harder when his friends’ faces went as pale as a ghost.

“Well well well, I didn’t know you could even laugh like that!” You heard a very annoyingly familiar voice yell.

“Hello, Baal.” You greeted, not even bothering to hide the unpleasantness in your face and your voice. “That’s one heck of a face L/n sama!” He said while laughing disgustingly loud.

You rolled your eyes and resisted your impossible urge to flip him off and tell him to fuck off. You decide to not hide the venom filled in your voice and say, “What do you need from me?”

“Ouch! That’s rude! I just wanted to talk to you about something!” “If it’s about me becoming a 13 crown again, then no.” “Come on L/n sama! You used to be one of the three greats! One of the three best!” He yelled annoying you to the end.

“My answer is final. I never liked being one anyways. Not without Delkira sama. I have no reason or need to be one without his presence.” You answered making him sigh. “Honestly, you and Amduscias are the same.” He commented.

“Oh I am well aware. That’s why we get along.” You told him making him chuckle. “Also, I wasn't talking about a place as a 13 crown member.” He said before leaving as you scoffed. ‘What's he on about? As if I would go back to even talking with them on a daily basis.'

Your annoyance disappeared the moment you saw your husband. Oh how interesting it was for the nobles. The two cold hearted high ranking demons seemed to be happy with each other! Laughable honestly. How ironic. The cold and ruthless, not to mention sadistic teacher and the guard dog of Babyls seemed to be happy! The two untouchable and emotionless demons seemed.. touchable.

You almost seemed innocent. Almost.

The 13 crowns looked at the two of you with interest as they talked. “Hold up. Who the fuck ever knew L/n sama was married?” Amaymon yelled as everyone shrugged. Even Sullivan wasn’t aware of this. His two graduated students were married?! No wonder you two were so close in the past! And no wonder Kalego was so overprotective of you back in your school days!

“None of us did, Amaymon. So shut yer mouth and stop being so loud.” Paimon grumbled as she sipped her tea.

Amaymon groaned annoyedlyas he drank his alcohol and the crowns talked about the two of you. “They actually make a nice couple!” Amaryllis said while looking at your back as she joined in on the conversation. “Yeah I guess.” Baal said as he came from the behind.

“Ugh! What brings you here, you thunder brat?” Amaymon yelled as he slammed his beer violently on the table letting a few drops spill out. “Woah, I just came to chat. You know, I talked to her about coming back to being a 13 crown member.” Baal half-way lied shocking everyone.

“Baal kun. I don’t think that was a good idea. L/n kun left on her own accord. It was her choice.” Sullivan said with a serious face. “I know Sullivan sama. I just told her there was always a spot for her.”

“You better not mean Delkira sama’s seat, Baal.” Belial said seriously as he laughed. “The idea of her being the demon queen sounds great and all, but it’s unlikely that she would accept.” Astraoh said.

“She would be a good leader though.” Henri added. “Now now everyone. Like Sully said, L/n kun was the one who wanted to leave. It would be out of our place to force her to be our leader.” Levi announced as everyone nodded. Along with Baal, who did it begrudgingly. 'Says the old lady that only got the spot because of her.' He thought to himself.

Then, it was time to announce the new crown members.

Everyone went to the front to see the 13 crowns getting ready to spread the news. Apparently, Behemoth and Glasya were stripped away from their title as 13 crown members.

"We hearby grant them the title and the duties of 13 crowns. Everyone, please give thm a round of applause-"

“Heeeeeyy wait a minute!! Objection objection objection objection! I have so many objections to make!" A previous candidate, named Zebubra interrupted.

It caught everyone off guard and it was funny to see everyone so shocked. "You guys go out of your way to invite me to this huge party, just for me to not be chosen... I mean~ that doesn't seem right, does it! If you want influence, I got lots of influence too?? Look!! Behold my charismatic personality!!" And she kept on complaining.

Then she asked Bachiko what she had thought of the situation. And that Bachiko stuttered for a bit before Baal stepped in saying he agreed with the idea. ‘Oh not him again.’ You thought as you mentally stopped yourself from slapping him.

"Baal you bastard...!! What do you think you're doing now, after everything is settled!?" Amaymon asked angrily as Baal spoke once more.

"Listen, Amaymon. I understand the need to fill those two seats with new demons. But, what if we open one more seat next?" And then, Amaymon asked if he was going to give up his own. "No. I don't need to.”

“The most noble seat of the 13 crowns, but most certainly irrelevant to the future of the netherworld. The seat which has been vacant for hundreds of years.”

“The legacy of a glorious king. Demon king Delkira. Let's replace him." Baal said out loud confidently, unaware of how many enemies in the room he had made with that single paragraph.

"Baal, you're way out of-"

The ballroom was suddenly covered in a bloodlusted aura. Giving chills to everyone. They all looked around and noticed the fact that this massive and horrifying aura, came from one person.

You.

"It seems you have gone mad these days, Baal." You said out loud with a glare as a large group of demons gulped.

"Oh, don't get me wrong L/n sama. I'm, not interested in taking the throne. I simply want to recommend someone. Someone more suitable for the throne than anyone else in the entire world. Someone smart. Someone.. much more powerful." Baal began talking once more with his obnoxiously arrogant mouth and tone.

"Baal-" "And who would that be?" You asked making Baal laugh. "You of course!" "Hah?" "Who else but you? You're the only person in this room befitting of a queen." He told you making you frown even more.

"Thunder lord Baal, regardless of the outcome, this is not a decision we can make right away. We have important guests with us tonight discussing further will only cause confusion. Let's talk about this during the next 13's dinner..."

*Crackling noises*

"That is exactly why.. The decision must be made now, in this moment!! Here, where we have all the high rank demons, the 13 crowns, and everyone who shapes the future of the netherworld! Do you not realize you are burning to ash beneath the light of Delkira's glory!? Why can't you let him go?"

"Be it the future of the netherworld or the trickster plan, you keep saying over and over that you want something "new" and still, you cling to the memory of an absent, ancient king! Listen to me."

"Delkira is gone."

"And he isn't coming back."

"Baal kun, the king-"

"Did he say he would return?”

“Or have you just been wishing for that to happen?" Baal finally finished. And anger rose from deep inside you. That wasn’t the only emotion inside you however. An unexplainable and vast amount of anger. Overwhelmed, confused, sad, scared, it all came up to you, like a gigantic wave of emotions.

And it was unstoppable.

Had he been right? Was he not coming back? Millions of questions came running to you, that you barely noticed the ground shaking.

You had, then noticed earlier than anyone though. And you saw, Baal smirking.

'That fucking bastard.' You thought, and the ceiling then burst open. And it revealed, the missing and previous 13 crown member, Behemoth.

The two people who acted first, was the border patrol chief, Azazel Henri, and the ex-member of the three greats, Y/n L/n also known as you.

As Henri threw him to the ground, you trapped him in a rope magic that only a Chet(8), to a Yodh(10) ranked demons were allowed to do.

Luckily, you were one of them.

And in less than 13 seconds, the incident was over. Or so they thought.

When Henri had questioned him, he answered as if he wasn't himself anymore.

When he had gotten free from the curse, we saw, what wasn't normal. No, it was far from normal. It was something that did not exist. Shouldn't exist.

In fear, the 3 greats only protected their own self interests and forgot about one thing. One person to be exact.

Princess Shura.

The guards failed to protect her and were wiped out in one beat. Iruma and Asmodeus acted as quick as possible and you beat them to it by using a speeding spell on yourself.

You ran to the behind and was about to attack along with Iruma’s and Asmodeus’s magic when suddenly, a barrier covered Behemoth.

You stood there for a second scoffing before laughing softly in a taunting tone. As if a barrier could stop you.

And just before Baal could act according to his plan, you acted first.

Your magic filled the air before you had quickly used an elemental spell to summon lightning and knocking Behemoth out from the shockwaves.

You used your leg’s remaining strength to boost up your flying speed and grabbed princess Shura with your arms. When you landed on the ground, you gently handed the princess to one of her guards. Then, you noticed everyone was staring out of shock, including Baal. But you could tell there was something more to the shock for him.

The crowd clapped and thanked you wildly as some of the crowns smirked. Everyone was happy. Except Baal. And that's what made you the happiest.

Oh, how happy and great it would have been for you if it ended just there.

"L/n sama really is befitting of a leader!!" "She really should lead us!!" "All hail demon queen L/n sama!!"

And that, annoyed you. A whole lot more than what you had thought. You held your fist and fought off another urge to slap Baal in front of everyone. If Delkira was here though, he probably would have allowed it with a howl.

Then, the princess suddenly then quickly speed walked to you and held out her hellphone before yelling, “CAN I GET YOUR PHONE NUMBER?!” Which was odd, since she barely spoke out loud.

Still..

Curse you and your irresistible love for cute children.

You smiled as motherly as possible before saying, “You don’t need to yell.” The princess blushed out of pure embarrassment and awe as she nodded and handed you her phone. You pressed in your phone number ignoring all the panicked and shocked voiced around you while still smiling. The crowns could have sworn they were seeing pink flowers around you.

“Here you go. Call me whenever you want your highness.” You told her causing her to smile as big as possible. She ran to her guard and it sort of looked like she was waddling as if she was a baby which was so adorable.

You sighed with a smile of your own and turned around to look for your missing husband. You noticed his students all rushing over somewhere and decided to follow them, with a thinking that Kalego was probably with them.

And you were right. You saw the 12 kids other than Iruma stalking him as he slept, Bachiko, Amaryllis, and the daughter of Henri, Ameri, watching along side them with Kalego near the corner.

You sneaked up on your husband with an invisibility spell and stayed behind him waiting for the perfect moment to strike. You grinned smugly and saw how everyone was panicking except Kalego and Amaryllis.

They were asking each other about things they didn't see and suddenly, your name was announced loudly by Amaryllis. "Kalego kun!! I didn't know you were married to L/n sama! My son confirmed it for me!!" She yelled causing Kalego to glare at the younger Asmodeus.

He looked like he was going to burn a hole into his back! "Oh my, I didn't know the little Asmodeus was a gossiper." You said as everyone stared at you with abnormally shocked faces.

“AHHH L/N SAMA?!” “Y/n?” Everyone yelled at the same time as you waved your hand. “Hello. I was looking for you Kalego.” You spoke out loud as he sighed.

Your husband seemed shaken and scared to be honest. And that made you guess the talk didn’t go well. "Right, right... First of all, let's take Iruma somewhere else..."

*interested and shocked looks from everyone minus you and Kalego*

Kalego rolled his eyes and then whispered to you in a worried tone.

“Are you alright?”

“I’m perfectly fine. I mean the nobles were annoying but I’m pretty much okay.” “That’s good.” He mumbled and suddenly, Sullivan came towards you and the group saying that he will take Iruma home. That was the end to that. Until Sullivan yelled at Kalego this.

“Take good care of her!”

“Stupid principle!” Kalego grumbled with a red face. He seemed okay, but he somewhat seemed not at the same time to you.

“I have to talk with the 13 crowns. Can you wait for me?” You asked as he nodded in response. You walked over to the ballroom and saw them arguing with Baal.

"You imbecile! How dare you say such a thing in front of the high ranking demons?! You just had to give them ideas! TO THE PEOPLE THAT IMPACT THE NETHERWORLD THE MOST TO BOOT!! Do you realize how much trouble you gave L/n sama?!" Amaymon screamed out of anger.

"I for one, agree with Amaymon. You just put L/n sama in a place where she can't say no without gaining hate.That's very bold of you." Henri, disguised as Narnia said.

"Baal you are a bitch and a fucking dumbass." You said bluntly without any regards for manners as everyone flicked their head towards you. You stomped up to him and crossed your arms with a glare, towards him, and only him.

"Hello L/n sama." He greeted with a glare rivaling your own.

"It looks like everyone here except you, has some common sense. They know manners unlike you, you underprevileged asshole."

"Well I-"

"I'm not done yet. I didn't climb the ranks of the netherworld because I wanted to replace the throne. Without Delkira sama, I would have simply laid at the ranks of a Zayin(7) or a Chet(8). They get more than enough respect that I actually need. Unlike you, you uncultured swine."

"I JUST DON'T GET YOU! There are people out there who would kill thousands, and millions to have that kind of power! You have so much potential. You can fill up the void of the netherworld, you can fix everything! You are too ambition-less!”He screamed, shocking you for a second.

“Well you see Baal, a demon's ambitions relies on the person's feeling! Not anyone elses! Is my husband, the only sensible one here?! I don't want to be the fucking demon queen!! Is that something your idiotic brain has never noticed or learned?!" You yelled while stomping your right leg onto the ground breaking it slightly. *Mana coming out of your body and black electricity/liquid sparkling near your eyes*

"*sigh* My ambition, is to be free. Not have anyone depending on me to make their life choices for them. I just want to be a normal, boring, person, with a boring and a mundane life. Is that so hard?" You ask surprising everyone.

I mean, no one had seen you ever talk about your ambitions before, so I guess it is a common reaction. “I’m leaving. If any word gets out, you all know what’s coming for you. All of you.” You threatened before leaving the main room.

You headed outside and saw your husband. You fixed your scowl with a smile and walked up to him faster. You two had only inches between you and him before you grabbed him by the arm and went up to get inside the carriage.

You took a shaky breath before laying your head on your right palm. You looked outside the window as the flying demon horses flew over to you and Kalego's estate.

'I don't like this posture.' You thought as you moved your head to your husband's shoulder. Kalego then removed your mask for you and took his off as you drifted off to sleep.

This deviculum was crazy. Truly, crazy. It was especially bad for you to boot. But whatever it was, you were ready for it.

(Pls give me requests whenever you feel like it. Don't expect it to come out in less than a week unless it's a hc or something short.)

[t0kidal]

The Alef

“(This is my first fanfic for the series Mairimashita Iruma Kun. The manga and anime are S-tier and everything is super wholesome. About this Fanfic, I hope to make it as a Sullivan’s daughter reader insert/ Iruma’s mom insert, Iruma being adopted in his earlier years, and getting to meet the Teacher trio while they’re in Babyls (Opera, Kalego, and Balam). 

As a first time writer, I thought the concept would be a fun challenge, staying in line with character archetype and canonical lore and plot, whilst putting a new take on headcanons from my favorite fanfics for Iruma-Kun. But, I also understand if (if anyone reads this at all) it’s not to anyone’s taste.

I’m still learning how to write “well” or how to tell stories, so this is very much a work in progress and what I hope will be a lot of fun to try out! TLDR: First fanfic, tips appreciated (including grammatical ones), my heart is soft and squishy pls don’t hurt me.

Inspired By:

“For the Sake of a Smile” by 4ever_Rewritten on Ao3

“Pawprints” and How to be a “Good Person” both by theWunderKind on Ao3)

I do not own Mairimashita / Welcome to Demon High School Iruma-kun. All credit goes to Nishi Osamu. 

Part 2 ; Masterlist)

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As many in the demon world know, the strong rule over the weak. Though one of the three crowns sought to change that, starting at the infamous school Babyls, it’d be a little while till it achieved the prestige duly deserved.

Your steps held no sound as you took a long trek through the halls. While such tricks were far below the Purson clan, they served you well. Slip in, leave the assignment, slip out. Babyls, at this time, was far from a suitable place of learning... at least, for you.

Being left behind was unlucky, suspected lack of the clan’s bloodline magic was worse, and the notion that you were left behind for lacking would destroy you.  Then it’s placing just above passing in the practical exam and having everyone and their mom see it when the results were posted. 

How you managed to survive was a miracle or, as you like to call it, your ambition.

Which wouldn’t be so hard if these damn punks would just. move.

You’ve heard word of the “Top Dog” of Babyls, but weren’t sure if you appreciated the figure for trying to clean up the school, or if you resented them for riling everyone up. “YOU FIT THE BALL ALRIGHT! I’M GONNA MAKE SURE YOU REGRET BEATING UP MY LITTLE BRO!”

...

“Silence.”

Strange... th-..!

Rounding the corner, mouth goes dry, eyes blown wide, and a chill runs down your spine at the sight of the Naberious clan’s youngest, wielding such raw and wild power with perfect control, electrifying in and of itself.

His striking hues meet yours.

“Hm? Another one?”

“Huh?” Yes, brilliant, wonderful, such grace, much eloquence.

“Are you deaf? Are you another one of these bastards?!” He gestures to the second year behind him.

“Ah! uh... No. Just...” Deep breaths, you got this. “Y-you’re in the way...”  “Hah?” As you gesture to the hallway behind him, that he happens to be blocking with his big fuck off lightning puppy, an awkward pause follows.

“Oh, apologies then.” He very promptly leaves. Once he’s gone... “phew...”

Finally, rounding the left, opening the door, 

“Sensei, you could’ve asked for a quieter snack, it was so annoying trying to mute all the chips you asked for.” You toss the bags of chips onto the lump on the couch.

“Hah? Maybe I should change up the lesson plan then..” he mutters, and you can vaguely see him itch his scruffy hair.

You can only sigh at your teacher’s antics... “Honestly, I’d tell you to get your nephew to run your errands, but...” You needn’t say anything to get your point across.

“Hah! That boy...”

You feel a little jealous, their family seemed... a little warmer from your own.

“Welp! I won’t hold you, here.” He passes you a bento.

“... sensei, you didn’t poison this did you?”

“What do you mean?! I made it myself!” “That’s the same thi-” 

“Just scram already, and don’t forget to do your homework.”

“Yeah yeah yeah...”

Now for some peace and quiet... let’s see... “it’s pretty cold today so no punks on the roof...”

Is what you thought.

Only to watch aforementioned nephew get gut punched by who you could only assume was the real top dog.

Only to watch him declare himself the “Guard dog” of Babyls.

Only to be held by the neck- wait what?

“Huh?” Yes, brilliant, wonderful, such grace, much eloquence. “DON’T MOVE! YOU HEAR ME?! DON’T MOVE A MUSCLE!” ‘Oh my..’

“Heh! you let your guard down Morons! Try to fight us and I’ll break their ne-!”

Oh, you didn’t know someone so big could scream so shrilly.

“S-sorry! I’m really bad at controlling my strength so...” says the little bird demon ... a gritty crunch follows that statement.

You also didn’t know someone could look so cute breaking bones.

“DAMNIT WE’LL RETREAT FOR NOW! THOSE WHO CAN STILL MOVE REPORT TO THE ETHOS BATRA! WE GOT BEAT BY THE TOP DOG’S GA-!”

A ringing fills their ears, raising a finger to your lips, you lock eyes with the loud mouth in question and a smile splits your face, “Shhhhhh”

And almost without fail... they’re cut off with silence. 

almost immediately filled with, “HEY WAIT, WE’RE NOT A GANG! THE HELL?!”

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