#killer tried

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

demanding a series in the same vein (heh, vein) as Dexter/Hannibal wherein a prolific serial killer plays cat & mouse with the police--except the serial killer in question is a preteen schoolgirl. this would make for compelling television due to the fact that middle school frequently causes girls to become deranged, and more media should reflect this

[whats-mine-is-hers]

*proceeds to create the most discombobulating crossover the human mind could possibly imagine*

[xpau-official]

*drags @itsxroxannex* Oh look! How convenient it is for you and Killer to be under Mistletoe! Wow!

*runs away*

HOOOO BOY.

[ikiprian]

yeah yeah, jason todd’s dip in the ecto-lazarus pit changed something in him irrevocably, enough that he feels a resonance with fellow living-dead danny we’ve all been there

but you know who else has been killed and was revived by the lazarus pit? another member of the batfamily, a fellow hero, world class fighter, stubbornly believes in second chances and redemption? cassandra motherfuckin’ cain

[aro-arttorneys]

Happy "it wasn't christmas yet!" to those who celebrate 🥳

[cornalicious]

Cannot believe mustang thought this shit would work.

[Image ID: Roy Mustang from Fullmetal alchemist is standing before Edward Elric and Alphonse Elric. He is saying "Yeah we sent Maes to live on a farm in Xing. A farm with lots of land. and homunculi for him to chase all he wants." with a guilty expression. Riza Hawkeye stands slightly behind him giving him an exasperated expression. /.End ID]

[hashileio]

you join the cafe & meet the crew (minus one)

[mblue-art]

it's for a tiktok, they said... it'll be funny, they said...

[ pls do not repost . reblogs are ok ]

images under the cut !

[intimidating-fettuccine]

BEN: There are very few things as embarrassing as your first email account name.

Jeff: What do you mean? Mine was just Jeff.M87.

Toby: Yeah, mine was TobyR.

Jeff: Wait, what was yours?

BEN: …

BEN: Sailormoonismyqueen.

[gh0styai]

It’s not perfect… but it’s a family nonetheless.

[goryhorroor]

horror sub-genres • campy

campy horror is absurdly exaggerated, low-budgeted, artificial, or affected in a usually humorous way. camp is, in a way, a rebellion: a rebellion against the growing inaccessibility of art and film by the lower class.

[banemaus]

no flash photography please he’s trying not to get caught

[somegrumpynerd]

Killer goes stage 3 when Nightmare isn't around, so the boys have to contain and calm him down themselves. Luckily they know what they're doing and make a good team, so nobody gets hurt.

And, because I can't make anything serious, bonus from the next day:

[brother-emperors]

@garland-on-thy-brow #get romancedramad romeboys.

(metal gear solid voice) on it boss 🫡

the first and last ones are scene re draws, in order: the live action adaption of sci mystery, the heirs lmao

[thebad-lydrawn-sanses]

where does the gang get the food they cook from? is it usually thefted or legally purchased (gasp) from another au? laughing picturing them in line at a grocery store

Freezer: i am a freezer Freezer: this is the freezer song Freezer: What's with all these homies, Freezer: dissing my girl? Freezer: why do they ever gotta- Cereal Brand Names: eieio cereal, fresh tastic cereal, brand name cereal, uwu cereal, brand name cereal chocolate, MTT GLITTER CEREAL Foot Cart Text: food or smnth

Karen: -and furthermore, you are scaring my child! Can't you monsters do monster things in your own places?! Horror: i- Karen: You should honestly leave this store and never come back. Karen's Child: clearly enamored with Horror's scar and relating to it

Nightmare: (internally repeating "murder is bad" in his head)

Horror: boss? Nightmare: ah- yeah? (moves shopping cart)

Horror: (tearing up/on the verge of tears) i'm sorry, i don't like this shopping trip anymore. can we please go home? Horror: <- sensitive about his physical appearance

Nightmare: of course! let's call Killer.

[lucy-ghoul]

can't believe a show based on a videogame (usually games adaptations are notoriously bad, which isn't the case here tho) gave me the beauty and the beast/twisted mirrors/enemies to traveling companions/ruthless antihero+optmistic but still badass heroine who takes none of his shit/age gap but make it sexy dynamic of my dreams. as much as i love maximus and i think he deserves the best writing ever because 1. he's a clever deconstruction of the aspiring Knight bro who's actually a bit of a loser and, as much as lucy, sees the world in black&white at first and then doesn't get what he thought he wanted but what he needs (or at least i hope he'll eventually get it), and 2. he's a cutie and i want an epic love story for him too, it's very funny how they tried to give us a puppy kind of romance and the tumblr girlies still fixated on the "toxic ~she bites his finger off and he cuts hers off and sews it on his hand in what we'll pretend it's a symbolic marriage rings exchange or whatever~ asshole who used to be a nice guy/good girl™ with a lot of spunk and hidden anger but unshakeable morals" kind of relationship.