#kyle hide

[akai-akai]

tf141 assisting in a drug bust, except the drugs get lit on fire and they're accidentally breathing in the fumes and getting high as fucking balls.

Johnny is MIA, chased some fucking wild animal off into the brush and he's not answering comms.

Kyle is having a crisis, nearly in tears as he yells "I promised my mum I'd never do drugs!!" at the ground as if it's the dirt's fault he's fucking baked.

Simon is sitting on the ground, head in his hands, not speaking a word and sitting so still he could be mistaken for a highly realistic mannequin.

John is squinting at each of them, can't focus his eyes, blurting out "where the fuck is Soap?" after doing the 9th headcount. Doesn't realize he's been leaning way off to the side and tilting his head with each headcount until he almost loses his balance.

And Laswell. Poor Laswell. She's directing the extraction team with minimal help from any of these idiots, pinching the bridge of her nose and wondering how much paperwork this is going to end up in.

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based on that one video of the news reporter high as fuck as a ton of drugs are burning behind him, it's one of my favorite news videos

[spockvarietyhour]

Terminator (1984) & Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)

[shadow4-1]

I just think it's crazy that I haven't really seen any good Soap/Reader/Gaz fics. Now that's thee dynamic.

SoapGaz is an inherently pure relationship, even if it's overshadowed by jealousy or annoyance. They KNOW each other inside and out. They have a type of love, a type of bond that no one else connected to the 141 can really afford to express without getting into trouble. They share the same rank, duties, gear, and its expected that they share accommodations. They're never apart even when they might want to be. And their sex life is always initiated out of a sense of security and desperation. They have high sex drives and could get anyone they want, but why bother when they have each other at arms length?

Now, imagine being the third person, the third sergeant forced into their dynamic. You're plucky and resourceful and sniff out their connection from the get go. You're respectful, give them their space, and make it clear that you're no snitch. So, it's no wonder why they include you in on their activities. It's harmless at first - bar hopping, checking out new arcades and movies. The three of you fall into a rhythm and into each other. You start waking up in the same bed and sharing all of your free time together. It's quite the natural progression.

So when you catch them both in the shower one morning - and they ask you to join - you don't hesitate to say yes.

(Price and Ghost turn a blind eye to their sergeants' misbehavior. They doesn't have to police you anymore, as the three of you keep each other in check.)

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 263

Once More, we return to Tiamat prompts. 

It was a wonderful idea, really! If one of them couldn’t break the barrier, then surely their combined might would do it! And it had! It had worked, even if their remaining humanity was sacrificed. They’d done it, they’d made it where everyone could escape, could leave!

… Except for them. Someone had to close the portal. And it all would have been fine, if not for the remnants of the GIW. One last hail mary from the imbeciles, they all supposed. Trapping them here within the Zone. 

Separated from their families, from the pair of children they had agreed to raise. At least their siblings would watch over Ellie and Jordan. Kyle could hide them, make sure they were safe. Jazz… Jazz was gone, the final straw in this plan. 

They screamed, they raged, they destroyed in grief for those that didn’t make it, and for those who had but had nowhere to go. No portals opened, even as they tore at the green around them. They fought, any that thought they were weak, that they were merely a beast, an abomination trapped in chains of science and gold. 

There was nothing that could be done, Frostbite had said, sympathy in his voice. No way to turn back the clock with how entwined they had become, Clockwork had explained. The only thing they could do was wait, Pandora had tried to sooth, despite it doing nothing. 

They wrenched open the coffin in a hazy fury, tearing apart armies like it was blades of grass. Their maws devoured dead who had lost themselves and become mere husks and thralls, lashing tails ripping through armour like it was nothing. 

And then as titans, they clashed with the one who had once stolen the city here. There was no desperation from them this time, no armor besides scales unbreakable as flames and storms and ice and thorns ripped islands apart. There was no desperation besides that of their opponent’s. 

There was a pleasure in their victory, before it was wrenched away. What use was a crown when their family wasn’t there? When their daughter, their son, their children were not there by their side? 

Paulina laughed, hysterical as ectoplasm dripped from her maw as Kwan howled. Their body was covered in it, their rampage that had no use, no reason leaving a trail of destruction behind them. Is this what they wanted? 

No. 

Danny raised his head from the dissolving corpses to look towards the obliterated roof of the Keep, once so terrifying now turning to dust like the crown. The crown reforming above their heads, heavy and almost choking. 

They would carry this weight together. Would restructure things, would do what they had wanted to do for Amity before the Barriers. They’d work together to rebuild the Realms, make it safer, make it safe for those newly dead. 

No matter how long it took, no matter how hard it would be to fix the destruction they had wrought in this meaningless battle. (“Danny, you’re the spokesperson,” Sam spoke up, thorn-like scales ruffling. “You’re most familiar with the realms thanks to the Infinimap.” Fair. “We’ll need allies, we’re only nine people.”)

(“Let me talk to the egyptian afterlife,” Tucker sounded exhausted, hood folding back. “I’m most familiar with them… Star, Paulina, you’re both Princess Dora’s favorites-”)

(“We can do it. Just give us time.” “Maybe a to-do list.” “Clockwork. We need to talk to Clockwork, he’d be most familiar with this.” “Rest first, nerds. We’re all… exhausted.”)

(Valerie laughed tiredly, blades melting to heal a broken horn. “Time isn’t linear here Dash. You know that. I know that. For once we’re the ones with time to spare.” It would take years to get things up to snuff. Make things Safe for when they could bring their families here.)

Their eyes opened as the now flimsy chains shattered, a smile stretching across the shared face of their humanoid form. Soon. They could return to the mortal realm soon. Just a little more, and they could see their little ones.  They'd waited a thousand years, they could wait a few days more.

(also have sketch)

@fairy-lights-and-blobs @radiance1 You both seem to enjoy my Tiamat prompts/Aus lol

[moregraceful]

what's better than this, 2/3rds of the mlb scared to death of ghosts and then kiké hernandez being like i have a ghost at home, she's my best friend, and i am dtf. ok king [mlb]

[seleneprince]

Love this idea! Also now i can't stop to imagine how tim and N!kitty! Reader would interract.

The brainrot is getting worse for me, unfortunately. I'm one positive comment about the idea away from actually including it in the series.

Oh, I thought of that too. You know the character called Lynx? She's faced against Tim before, but if you look at the Red Robin runs they have an...interesting dynamic. Kinda like Batman and Catwoman 2.0, except Lynx is more proactive. Look it up if you don't know her yet👀

That's basically how the dynamic between Tim and Catgirl would be (she hates that name but I'm afraid it fits her too well lol), except Catgirl doesn't really like to be chased. Not like her mentor or Lynx does. She takes her heists very seriously, she's a huge perfectionist, and last thing she needs is an annoyingly persistent detective distracting her by trying to catch her.

Catgirl is only in it to learn from Selina, and improve her stealth and thievery skills until she's confident enough to go solo, because as brilliant of a hacker she is, there are places she can't reach through hacking alone. She has to sneak in and handle things manually sometimes, and she needs to move like a cat burglar to do it. And well, if she does actually steal some stuff here and there, only Catwoman is witness and she's no snitch.

Plus, since she's actively separating herself from the Batfamily as a whole, having the most brilliant member interested in her is a headache. She's trying really hard to keep her civilian identity as the clueless, spoiled rich daughter of Bruce Wayne that knows nothing of their world. But if she lets Tim Drake out of all people get close enough to Catgirl, how long until he guesses it? Until he begins to pay attention to her outside the suit too and notices the similarities, the mannerisms? The coincidences? She knows how he is when it comes to solving enigmas. Batman himself said Tim was a better detective than him. Catgirl is paranoid to say the least. She despises him. No matter how witty he is, how stimulating their arguments/fights are, how he's so damn intelligent that he's a threat but also can keep up with her in conversations, the smugness that he hardly conceals when he overpowers her (and how stupidly hot he looks in those moments)

Meanwhile, Red Robin treats her like a particularly tricky case. Catwoman doesn't take sidekicks, she works alone, everyone knows that. So who's Catgirl? Why did Selina take her in? What's her purpose? What's her ultimate goal? And why is he enjoying their encounters more than he should? Why doesn't he pull apart when she kisses him? The more she dodges him, the more determined he is to get her. He has ended with a few scars from her claws when she had enough of his presence, but those only increase his interest. How far can he push her? How long until she takes a wrong step and falls into his hands? He hates to admit he's a bit of eager for that to happen...because he's not entirely sure he wants to arrest her afterwards.

So, in short, Catgirl and Red Robin's dynamic is basically a cat-and-mouse game, except the roles are reversed because it feels like he's the cat more often than not. They're Batman and Catwoman second generation, except Catgirl refuses to admit they have that kind of tension and avoids him, while Red Robin wants to catch the kitty and maybe put a collar on her.

[stangstmarsh]

style fans always be making kyle hopelessly in love w an oblivious stan but it is the opposite. kyle would be talking abt some girl hes talking to and stan would go “oh you should totally ask her out youd be cute together! brb i need to go throw up and cry for unrelated reasons”

[bluemadnessstuff]

Playing hide and seek with tf141 + Valeria and könig!!:

This is my first time doing stuff like this, please be nice :v

Ghost:

You're losing. There is no chance in hell you'd be able to run, hide, or hear him coming near your hiding spot. So he's winning everytime :/

Soap:

Alot of running. He'll be able to find you quickly, but will give you a little headstart in the chase, He'll love to pin you down just to tease about his victory and watch you pout or fake being angry at him >:D

Price:

He'll take a bit more time to find you and the chase will be alot shorter, but much more fun! Once he catches you he'll start tickling and kissing you all over and that may give you a chance to slip and run again :D

Gaz:

He won't take that long to find you, but the chase will definitely make up for it!! You'd be running all over the house, trying to hide or distract him but nothing really works, and once he catches you he'll just keep kissing you all over your face and complaining about how exhausting the chase was as a joke <3

König:

Despite his size, you won't be able to hear him, he'll find you very quickly but will give you a headstart in the chase. Will very often pin you down to tease you, but will be extra careful as to not hurt you and that might give you a chance to slip and run again :>

Valeria:

Getting her to agree to play may be difficult but very much worth it. You can't hear her coming, she'll take some time to find you but once she DOES, oh boy it's a chase all over the house!! May or May not involve throwing pillows at each other to slow the other down, and once she catches you she'll smother you with kisses and tickles :3

[on-a-lucky-tide]

Gaz and Soap catch Price listening to Fire Burning by Sean Kingston once and now every time he moans about their music choice they sing-shout, "somebody call 9-1-1, shawty burning on the dance floor, whoa!" and he can't say naff all about it.

[haveihitanerve]

Lets talk about Effie for a moment. Effie my queen. Because I’ve been giving a lot of attention to Haymitch recently. 

Effie is so strong. I know people dislike her because, yeah, at first she is very shallow and acts like the other Capital people, very detached and treats this like a fun game, she teases and acts as though this is a great treat- but look at it from the flip side.

Effie knows Haymitch. She’s seen what this does to people. She has a front row seat to how it messes with him. Haymitch doesn't want to get attached so he drowns himself in alcohol and is an asshole to the tributes. Effie can’t be cruel to these poor children, for all she knows she will be the last polite and kind interaction they will have. So instead she detaches herself.

She pretends its truly a game, treats the tributes well but she thinks of them more like game pieces, like expensive pets, because she cant speak out but she also cant treat them like people because then she’ll turn into Haymitch, then she wont be able to help them then she’ll be powerless.

And she wants even the lowest Districts children to have a chance. To have a nice time before their death. Have a good meal and a kind face. Thats all she can provide, the rest is up to Haymitch and them. Its all she can do.

[wendytestabrat]

kyle acting like cartman’s wife for 2 minutes straight

[tradgedyinwaves]

When two of your favorite blogs reblog something of yours, and it absolutely blows up

@devil-in-hiding @ghouljams

[mr-cia-adler]

how much do you want to bet that in modern warfare 4 Soap's death split the 141 up and a new threat comes so Price rounds the team up again wherever they are to fight one final time like those superhero movies or the muppets

delusional bonus that soap is actually alive and brainwashed or something and working for Makarov and fights the 141 but they bring his memories back and get the old soap back

[incorrect-green-lantern-quotes]

While Simon and Jessica follow Batman's example in adopting an orphan, Kyle is out in space looking for survivors from the old Corps. He's certain that there must be some out there who'd managed to escape the Emerald Twilight like Adara did. But as Kyle tracks down rumors and whispers, he only finds empty leads and dead bodies. Fatality was just one of the many enemies of the Corps who wanted revenge.

So when Kyle's search takes him to the furthest reaches of the universe, he's surprised to find a Green Lantern still protecting the City Enduring. Even more so to learn that she is a fellow human, with a ring powered by her own will rather than a battery.

Kyle's initial impression of Jo is to wonder why Ganthet hadn't come to her when Parallax destroyed the Corps. Unique ring aside, she's one of the Green Lanterns of old, fearless and unyielding and brilliant. A veteran and former policewoman (with a degree from Princeton!) who remained at her post in the Far Sector even after her year of duty was up. Frankly, she seems more qualified to rebuild the Corps than Kyle is. But he quickly learns that this is only part of the story.

For her part, Jo feels some resentment when she meets "The Last Green Lantern." He didn't have to leave Earth like she did, he got to be a superhero and join the Justice League just by being in the right place at the right time. He was given the freedom to prove himself to everyone at home, while Jo was left at the edge of the universe with a ring that couldn't hold enough of a charge to get her home.

They argue. They fight. They learn that they're so very wrong about each other.

Jo Mullein never met the Corps. She was recruited just weeks before Parallax destroyed the Central Battery. The Guardians dropped her in the City Enduring with minimal training and never came back for her.

Kyle Rayner learned early that being a hero demands a heavy price. On Earth and in space, he carries the legacy of everyone who's ever worn a power ring. It is a long shadow he fears he will never escape.

She was an experiment. He was a gamble. They both had to teach themselves how to be Green Lanterns. Now, they must redefine what it means to be a Corps.

Hal Jordan fell because he felt alone, because the Guardians of the Universe separated their soldiers like stars in the sky. But that was the old Corps, created in the aftermath of the Manhunters' rebellion. This new order, this new age, it requires a different kind of strength, one that can only be found in bonds of fellowship and trust.

[thedevotionaltour]

because i have approximately zero patience for the time i'll have access to equipment to properly upload any audio please take a phone recording of kyle's reaction to finding jen's pregnancy testing kit from the green lantern sleepers audiobook.

[junespriince]

Ai more like au this Dick au

Dick: you are insane, Wally.

Wally, basically talking to a wall: I made you so act like it, Dick would never comment on my insanity he knows I'm insane so less yappin' and more concern looks.

Dick: ah, my apologies Wally I'll update my system to accommodate you memories of Dick Grayson.

Wally: better.

Kyle, leaning over to the Justice League: see? He's losing it. Maybe we should let him take time off?

Bruce: honestly, ain't this just normal West?

Kyle: Wally doesn't talk to walls bat! he's Creaking!