#lesbian marshmallow fluff--

[writinggremlin]

How about Call of Duty: Held at sword/gunpoint for the Cafe Pals? (Those three sound super fun BTW, haha!)

-- @whumperofworlds

Those three are definitely super fun!! Especially Mars; he's a little gremlin sometimes. He loves to tease Jacky and Sunni, and you'll figure out the reason why by the end of this story lmao.

I don't usually whump these three -- I usually just use them for cute and funny bits in the background -- but that just makes the moments where I do whump them hit even better. So, here we go.

Call of Duty: Held at sword/gunpoint, for the Cafe Pals (Jacky, Sunni, and Mars)

The prompt is from this ask game here! Enjoy!

Cw (under cut): Gun, Robbery, Brief Manhandling, Blood

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Held at Gunpoint (Near Miss)

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It was a normal day for Jacky, who was humming along to a song that was quietly playing over the speakers. A sigh escaped her as she finished wiping down the counter, and she took a step back. Pushing up her glasses by the bridge, she looked up at the seating area.

There were only a few other people here at the time, and Sunni had just gotten back into the kitchen after handing an older gentleman his usual order. It never really got busy here -- this place had never really gotten popular -- but she couldn't help the feeling of pride that warmed her heart. This was her place; her child, even, and she loved it as such.

She also felt a bit of pride towards Sunni and Mars too, though especially so for Sunni. They had known each other for years now; she was the first person Jacky hired on. It couldn't of have been an easy choice for her to make (even though she was the one who made the offer to help), and Jacky never fully understood why this beautiful dork of a blonde stuck around, especially when she clearly had an interest and amazing potential in pursuing other careers like fashion and design, but she was forever grateful for her help and support nonetheless.

Besides, there was something special about her presence that made it really fun and easy to hang out with her. She was an amazing friend. Sweet, kind, supportive, compassionate...

The jingle of bells rung through the air as the door opened, pulling Jacky back out of her thoughts.

"Hello! Welcome t--"

The words were choked short in her throat as she was met with the barrel of a pistol. Slowly and cautiously, she raised her trembling hands.

"Open the register."

Her eyes flicked up to the masked figure. They were wearing all black, and fixed her with a stern stare.

Everything had suddenly gone deathly silent, save for her quickening breath and the song that didn't seem to match the mood anymore.

She nodded her head towards a jar on the counter, "There's the tip jar if you--"

"Now!"

Two pairs of footsteps came running out from the back; both abruptly coming to a halt somewhere out of Jacky's line of sight.

"What the hell is going o--"

"Shit--"

Shit.

Jacky glanced towards their direction, "Mars, Sunni," She spoke carefully and clearly, "Stay back. Keep your hands up. No sudden movements." She's dealt with a theif or two in the past, but this was the first time any of them had been held at gunpoint. She looked back to the person in front of her, daring a glare, "Don't hurt them."

"Do as I say, and nobody gets hurt." They shot a warning glare to the other two.

Swallowing back the bile creeping up her throat, she gave the slightest of a nod, "Ok. Deal. I'm going to open--"

"You're seriously going to just let them take everything without a fight?! I bet that's not even a real g--"

"MARS!!" Jacky and Sunni both sho--

BANG

Jacky flinched when the gun moved to aim towards the others. A couple patrons screamed, the sounds nearly drowned out by the noise.

Holy shit-- Holy shit-- Please be ok-- Please let them be--

"Fucking-- Mars!! Are you ok?!"

"Y-yeah... I-- I'm--... It didn't-- I wasn't, hit."

Jacky let out a breath she didn't know she was holding. Though that relief was short lived, as the gun was aimed right back at her once more.

"Take that as your only warning." Their cold glare was more than enough proof for Jacky to understand that they meant it, "Register. NOW!"

"Ok! Alright! Sorry!" Jacky carefully, yet quickly moved to press the buttons needed to unlock the register. The drawer popped open with a ding, and she flinched as the gun moved again. This time it lowered down to the counter, as the criminal hoisted themself over. She stepped back, attempting to stay out of their way.

"Here, just take it all and lea--" Apparently she wasn't out of of the way enough for them, as they grabbed her shoulder and shoved her to the side.

She fell from the force, unable to catch herself before her head smacked face first into the tiled floor below.

Jacky lifted herself slightly, immediately noticing the stark contrast of red against white; glistening blood dripping down onto the glossy surface beneath her. Turning her head, she looked back at at the person, who was quickly shoveling everything into a bag. A low groan escaped from her throat as she screwed her eyes shut and lowered her head back down.

As soon as the criminal made their exit, the place seemed to come back to life once more.

Sunni was kneeling next to Jacky in an instant, "Holy shit-- Holy shit-- Jacky!! Are you ok?! Shit your nose is bleeding-- here!"

Jacky looked up to find a handful of tissues getting shoved into her face. Smiling, she took them with a quiet, "Thank you." She held them up against her nose as she pinched it shut and tilted her head forward. "Are you ok?" She asked, placing a hand on the other's knee.

"Are you ok?" She retorted.

Jacky couldn't help but to chuckle over the insistent concern, "I'm ok. I'm fine." She winced as she pushed herself off the floor to sit up, "Ah! Ow-- My nose hurts though. I think I might've-- ah-- ...I might've broken it."

Glancing up, she noticed that a couple patrons had come over to check on them, "I'm fine, guys. Sorry about all of that. But if it's alright, can you all stick around for a bit? Just until the police get here so that you can--"

"Oh shit-- we should-- I'm gonna call the cops." Jacky looked over at Mars, who had pulled out his phone and was already dialing 911.

"Ok. Good. Alright..."

"Hello? Yeah, we just had a robbery over at..." The conversation quickly became muffled as he stepped into the back.

Jacky's attention snapped back to Sunni as she suddenly pulled her into a tight hug. Jacky stiffened, then quickly returned the embrace, allowing some of the tension in her body to melt away as she hid down into her shoulder.

After taking a few moments to soak in the comfort, Jacky lifted her head, frowning slightly, "Ah shit, I'm getting your sleeve all bloody." She felt a hand on the back of her head, gently guiding it back down to her friend's shoulder.

"Shush. It's literally just a shirt you fucking goof. I'm just glad you're ok."

She glanced up at Sunni, "You and Mars are ok too, right?"

Sunni nodded, "Yes, we're fine." Jacky felt her hands start to clutch at the back of her shirt, "Though I swear to god, Mars--"

"Shhhh, it's fine, we'll deal with him later. I'm just glad you guys are ok." She nuzzled down into the crook of her friend's neck.

She sighed, shoulders dropping, "I'm glad you're ok too." Jacky heard a small sniffle by her ear, "I just--... I don't know what I'd do if you-- if they--..." She didn't-- couldn't-- finish that sentence, instead drawing in a quivering breath, and hiding away into her shoulder.

Jacky started rubbing circles on her back, hugging her tighter, "It's ok, I'm ok. I'm here. We're here. We're ok. I'm not going anywhere." The reassurances continued for a few minutes, before Sunni lifted her head again with a snotty sounding sniff.

"Hey Jacky...? Can I tell you something?"

She lifted her head just enough to be able to look up at her, "Hm? Yeah, what is it?"

There was a long moment of silence...

Hesitation...

Anticipation...

Uncertainty...

"...Nevermind. Sorry."

Jacky's brow furrowed, but she decided not to pry, "Hm. Alright then."

A few more moments passed, before Sunni suddenly jolted a little bit, "Oh! Your glasses fell off when he pushed you, by the way! Here!"

Jacky laughed a little, "Oh, thanks! I didn't even notice that!"

Sunni smiled, soft and warm, "Of course! Here, let me get these back on for you real quick..."

Jacky didn't protest as Sunni carefully slid the glasses back into place. A stray piece of hair escaped Jacky's ponytail and fell into her face, and Sunni carefully tucked it back away behind her ear. Her hand lingered there for a moment, before she just shook her head and pulled her back in again.

As Sunni shoved her face into the crook of her neck, Jacky heard her whisper something under her breath. It was too quiet to know for sure, but she could've sworn that she heard three small words...

"I love you."

[winguontheweb]

This is without any joking, the canon origin for Marshmallow Fluff. Brooklyne and Kendra have had their priorities straight since the start

[syrupyyyart]

marshmallow fluff & banana split

[cranberryjuice-posts]

Your so pretty it hurts

Pairings - clarisse larue x Femme lesbian! Reader

Synopsis- clarisse doesn’t know what the hell to do- either she ruins her friendship or she has to live with the guilt

The camp bonfire was glowing brighter and bigger than normal as most campers were celebrating something that clarisse couldn’t care to remember.

All that she was focused on was you laughing with your friends. You wore a cute simple lace cherry tanktop with some sweatpants. Clarisse’s pupils dilated as she admired your look, she always loved that tanktop on you.

However her fixation was broken when you walked over. “Hey loser” you joked and sat beside her. You leaned onto clarisse and wrapped your arms around her shoulder.

Clarisse rolled her eyes in retaliation but softly wrapped her hand to your waist. “What do you want”

You frowned. “Nothing”

“Uh huh”

“I’m serious!”

You sat up and clarisse gave a sarcastic look, it was one of her favorite things to do was to make you mad. “So what, no ‘can I have your jacket’ or ‘can I have your s’mores’ “ she teased all while softly rubbing circles on your hips.

“Well since you want to be such a pain in the ass I’ll take the s’mores” you sarcastically spoke but smiled as she leaned over and grabbed the allium square.

“Everything’s in there” clarisse tilted her head and reluctantly let you go as you took the s’more set unwrapping it and starting to prepare it. Your back was facing her so you couldn’t see how softly clarisse was looking at.

The strong hard and intimidating daughter of ares was actually looking at you like she had been in love with you for years.. probably because she had been. Ever since you two met clarisse knew she liked you more than a friend, and Sure Ares Kids and (godly parent) kids didn’t hangout in the same crowd but that never stopped her.

All clarisse wanted was for you to look at her the same but she knew you had eyes for some other girl. “Y/n” she spoke, you turned around with some marshmallow around your mouth.

“Hm” you spoke trying to get the fluff off of your mouth but clarisse leaned forward wiping your mouth down for you. She held onto your face for a moment rubbing your cheek before getting up and leaving

Some days passed,

Clarisse had been sparring in the arena, at first when you arrived she tried to ignore you. However she immediately folded once you hugged her from behind and whispered your begs in her ear.

-

You two were walking around camp. Clarisse was trying to play cool as you grabbed her hand while walking.

“Right and then— your not listening” you stopped walking and sighed. Clarisse jerked slightly forward before looking back

She rolled her eyes unamused “I am your talking about some girl you made out with right”

“Yeah but-“

“So I was listening” You just rolled your eyes and continued to walk with clarisse.

It soon started to rain, annoyed you ran to the Ares cabin with clarisse that was oddly empty.

“Ughh” you complained and went to a mirror “my hair is fucked up” while trying to fix your hair clarisse just shook her head at your dramatic though she would be lying if she didn’t admit she loved how you got

Eventually you just caved and tried to pull your difficult hair back. Walking over to clarisse you opened the trunk that was by her bed and pulled out a camp shirt. “What are You doing”

“Grabbing a shirt since mines soaked” you slid your shirt off and clarisses eyes widened at You white and blue floral bra. Embarrassed she looked away but you laughed. “Common lise i don’t care if you look we’re both girls it’s nothing you haven’t seen before”

She just silently grumbled and waited for you to change. Soon you found yourself laying on the small bed, “so where’s your siblings” you look over but clarisse just shrugged.

“Don’t know or care, we were having a training day but you showed up and interrupted that” she looked back and gave you an intimidating look that most tried to avoid but you just found cute. “Aww it’s ok to say you just enjoy hanging out with me more than training”

Clarisse Just pushed you back down on the mattress as you sat up. “Fine” you scoffed. “Enough about me there any girls you’ve been fooling around with? Someone i gotta be jealous of”

Clarisse found your comment stupid but responded “no actually I’ve got more important things to do than smash faces with someone”

“It’s ok to say you don’t get bitches”

“Ever heard of shut up” she looked back at you but blushed as you raised an eyebrow giving her a teasing look. “Why don’t you fall asleep or something”

“Trying to get me in bed already? How risqué clarisse” you laughed but had your head pushed into the pillow.

Some grumbling and retaliation later you fell asleep with clarisses comforter engulfing your frame. Clarisse who was still sitting on the bed looked back and sighed, she moved a stray piece of hair out of your face and just closed her eyes in defeat.

You two were friends.. you had made that clear early on that you didn’t date friends so any chance she had with you was gone.. it took everything in clarisse to just not confess right there with the off chance you could hear her but she just shook the thought away.

The bond Fire was a bright pinkish red with large flames. You of course were laughing with your friends and bothering clarisse though she wouldn’t admit it that she actually liked you being around.

“Fuck it’s cold” you complained and hugged your arms. Clarisse leaned back and raised an eyebrow. “This is where you offer me your jacket” you jokingly chastised her.

“Hell no I’m not freezing my ass off because you forgot your jacket” she laughed sarcastically while you hit her shoulder.

“Whatever happened to being a gentleman huh”

“You want a gentleman go talk to Chris I’m sure he’d be more then happy to have you asking for his jacket”

“Ew no, no offense to chris but he’s not exactly my type- he’s missing the extra X chromosome” You winked playfully, both of you continued to go back and forth enjoying the playful banter.

You felt a weight on your shoulders and looked up. “Your cold right” Jane a daughter of Demeter smiled. You awkwardly looked around while clarisse gave a harsh glare to the girl behind you.

“Uh.. yeah thanks“

“She didn’t need your jacket” clarisse intervened. Jane shrugged her shoulders and gave an awkward face.

“Yeah Well i don’t recall asking you” - clarisse stood up and pushed jane back slightly getting into her face. You quickly joined her and tried to stop her.

“Hey! Hey” You yelled. “Dude what is wrong with you” shifting your weight and trying to calm clarisse down. “Her- she’s the problem”

“She’s not intrested jackass” clarisse pushed against you with a miss leading smile. Jane just rolled her eyes while getting more defensive.

She pushed clarisses Hand Away. “Yeah and Why’s That”

“Clarisse!” You yelled at her finally getting her attention. “Sorry Jane” You signed and dragged the fuming daughter of ares away.

-

Now standing inside the Ares cabin you continued to argue with the girl before you finally had enough.

“Clarisse!” You complained and hit your hands to your side. “What is your problem” it wasn’t just fustration about the What had just happened, you had realize clarisse had been acting different around you. “For weeks now you’ve been acting weird it’s like I don’t even know you! Lise your my best friend just talk to me”

She just stood there irritated and rubbed her eyes. After debating it for a moment clarisse moved closer to you and tucked some hair behind your ear. She brought your faces close and sighed.

“Fuck y/n” she closed her eyes for a moment. “Are You really that dense”

“Wh-“ in that moment clarisse just gave in and pulled You into a kiss.

Shocked at first but slowly you leaned into the kiss and wrapped your arms around the girl. The kiss was short lived however when clarisse pulled away and pushed you off.

“Sorry.. I shouldn’t of done that”

“Shut up”

You grabbed her again and kissed her getting the angry girl to find finally stop and listen. The kiss felt immature with the stark contrast of your soft lips to clarisses chapped ones. You pulled away while keeping your hands around her neck and shoulders. “You ready to talk..” your voice hoarse while you played with one of clarisses curls.

Clarisse looked down and nodded. “I… I really really don’t want to be just friends with you” she practically begged. “It’s stupid i know but I love you”

“Really? Three seconds into asking me out you say I love you, damn clarisse you really aren’t beating the lesbian stereotypes”

“Shut up” clarisse lightly hit you. You just laughed and kissed her softly.

“Mm’s ok I love you to”

Y’all I actually fucking hate this it sucks so much ass 😭😭

[pastel-peach-writes]

Master Post! <3

(Most of my writings will be targeted toward wlw/nmlnm with gender-neutral pronouns!)

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[sommerregenjuniluft]

@wolfstarmicrofic november 12 - marshmallows - 1132words

lesbian wolfstar vs camping shenanigans, good dad lyall (he's trying, guys) & soulwarming fluff

Warm, slender arms wrap around Sirius from behind where she’s chopping vegetables alongside Hope at the camping table and she lets her head fall back against Remus’ shoulder with a happy sigh.

Remus hums, nuzzling at the curls behind Sirius’ ear—she’s had to put half of the wild hair up into a bun, the damp forest air does crazy things to her curl pattern, “Looks good, babe.”

Considering the fact that Sirius’ experience with knives comes solely from the 7 years of Potions lessons and the couple of times she was allowed to help Remus cook over the past few months Sirius thinks her potato cubes are decently consistent in their size. 

“Thank you,” she nods in agreement and snickers when Remus presses a loud kiss against her cheek.

She ducks past them and Lyall where he’s starting the fire a few paces over.

Remus squats down and at the entrance of their tent—a 2 person tent, which they were reluctantly allowed to share after some grumbling from Lyall and a mediating, barely laughter concealing Hope—leaning through the half opened zipper and rummages loudly, presumably getting something from one of their bags.

She throws a look over her shoulder and Sirius raises an eyebrow in question, grinning.

Remus then makes a show of pulling whatever it is she’s getting out fast and hiding it behind her back as she zips their tent back up and saunters over, the something crinkling loudly.

Sirius rolls her eyes fondly and dutifully sets her knife down to allow Remus her full attention in her mischief making.

The tall girl stops right in front of Sirius, biting down on her lip to conceal her wide smile and rolling up and down on the balls of her feet excitedly, her thin rain coat swishing back and forth.

Sirius grabs her waist to keep her still and playfully digs her fingers in a bit harder, “Sometime today perhaps, Moony mine?”

Her hair is frizzy, her eyes bright and in the midst of the woods their colors are even more indiscernible, blurring beautifully with the wood and greenery. She’s the most breathtaking person in the universe.

Remus gives a quick peck to the tip of her nose, like she can’t help herself and then procures a cone shaped plastic package from behind her back, filled with—

Sirius moans and Remus giggles, knocking their foreheads together.

"Marshmallows! Oh, I love you, Remus Lupin,” Sirius groans blissfully and then gets right onto peppering Remus’ face with a thousand little kisses.

The freckled cheeks under Sirius’ pale fingers are flushed and warm to the touch when she pulls back to stare at Remus in awe.

Remus’ eyes flit down away from Sirius’ insistent gaze, a bit flustered and Sirius could kiss her again, and she busies herself with opening the bag, “I told you I wouldn’t forget. I also packed the stuff you need for smores—Do you remember when I told you? With the crackers and the ch–”

“Yes, the chocolate! Oh, Merlin, you are truly a gift to planet earth, Moons.”

Remus kisses her for it and then pops a soft pink one into her mouth, munching away and looking bashfully at Sirius again from under her lashes. They’re brown but golden blonde at the tips. Sirius is a very normal amount obsessed with them.

She shakes her head in wonder, intertwining her fingers at the small of Remus’ back, and then opens her mouth at Remus with an expectant Aaah sound.

Remus raises her eyebrows at her, makes a, “Nuh-uh,” and guides her jaw back up.

“What?” Sirius asks, dismayed, face falling into a frown, “Why not?”

“Because we haven’t—Oh, don’t you give me those puppy eyes, no—because we haven’t even started dinner yet!”

“Why are you allowed to then, huh, Misses Moons?”

“Because I,” Remus responds pointedly, leaning so close Sirius’ eyes cross a bit, “know how to stop after one.”

Sirius huffs, trying to extract herself from Remus’ grasp, but also not really, “Absolutely preposterous. An absurdity. Utter rubbish– and might I argue that mmghf—”

Remus presses their lips together with fervor, slightly squishing Sirius’ cheeks, not allowing for any counter arguments.

And when Remus takes that last half-step to close the distance between then entirely, tilting Sirius’ head back with the motion Sirius forgets that there even were any to begin with.

Especially when Remus swipes the tip of her tongue softly along the seam of Sirius’ lips, making her sigh happily.

What Sirius also forgets unfortunately, is the presence of both of Remus’ parents, which manifests itself back into reality with the pointed clearing of Lyall’s throat.

Their kiss breaks with an embarrassingly wet smack and Sirius’ head whips around to her hopefully future in-laws just in time to see Hope swatting Lyall’s arm where he’s staring deadpan at where they’re still eloped into each other.

Heat shoots into Sirius’ cheeks in an instant and Remus, the cunt, does nothing to help. Quite the opposite with the way her hands keep a tight grip around Sirius’ neck and waist.

“Why don’t Remus and I look for some firewood and you two lovely ladies can get back to cooking?” Lyall says to no one in particular.

Hope makes an affronted noise and swats her husband in the chest again, which he rubs with a confused frown. She narrows her eyes at him, “You keep up that attitude and you can sleep under the stars tonight, Lupin.” 

“I–” Lyall looks a bit wide eyed and Remus muffles a snicker into the side of Sirius’ neck, “Hope, love, I’m—”

“Actually,” Hope goes on, “You can start by finishing Sirius’ and my veggies now that the fire is going.” Then turns back to Remus and Sirius, “You two take a walk and bring back some firewood, Remus knows where to look. Don’t forget your raincoat, Sirius, sweetie. Dinner won’t be longer than half an hour. Now off you go!”

Only then Remus steps away from Sirius and goes to pull her mother into a quick hug, pecking her on the cheek in thanks. She gives Lyall a quick squeeze as well, which sets him back into motion and makes his way over to the produce, muttering under his breath.

Sirius joins Remus then where she’s reached a hand out into her direction, grinning widely.

Their hands slot together easily and Remus ducks close when she mumbles cheekily, “He’ll get used to it.”

Sirius leans her head onto Remus’ shoulder as their steps fall in sync, snakes her arm closer around her torso and chuckles, “Not like you’re giving him any opportunity not to.”

Remus snickers, “Exposure therapy.”

Sirius snorts and Remus raises their joined hands up to her mouth to nip at her index before giving it a soft kiss.

[wolfxplush]

waiter !! waiter !! more information on xander please !! 🙋🏽‍♀️

AHHH A XANDER FAN HOW FUN!

•Xander Is 16 Years old

•He comes from the country where his dad owns a farm. He was homeschooled most his life until bullsworth.

•adding onto that, that’s a big reason why he’s so scared of woman having only his mother growing up he never really met other woman. Causing him to get all his information from the tv and books he had

•Xander is best friends with Thad. Having both a agressive attitude

•Xander isn’t a bad person actually, he is a vendor of sorts. You can get extremely powerful items from him for the right price. Extra strength illegal firecrackers. He makes his own ammunition for slingshots that hurts a lot more

•Walking ATM. Be a girl and stand by him for awhile and he’s handing you a 50 to walk away. (Lesbian rights)

•actually pretty strong, he worked on the field with his dad all the time back home. He’s got some muscle to him!

•spends all his time in the library

•HAS A PET SKUNK WHOS ALBINO. HER NAME IS MARSHMALLOW FLUFF

•Smells strongly of maple. No idea why.

•very insecure about his teeth. Was the first thing he was bullied for.

•Sometimes uses a wheelchair due to a condition in his back which makes his legs weaker! He can walk okay but long distances tend to tire his legs out faster. Excused from gym class cause of it.

[papayascookie]

hello! you can call me papaya! i am an autistic nonbinary/genderfluid asexual lesbian! i go by she/he/they/it with no preference, so use whatever you'd like to refer to me!

here, i will write cookie run x reader headcanons and such based on your requests! i might reach into bits of writing sooner or later, but for now it'll just be headcanons.

i play both ovenbreak and kingdom, but there are some characters i don't feel confident writing for. if i don't, i'll let you know.

rules for requesting and characters i won't write for below:

what i will do:

fluff

angst

hurt/comfort

sickfic

minor gore but i probably won't go too much into detail because it's not what i usually write hehe

hurt/no comfort (but i really don't prefer it)

x reader

possibly yandere or darker themes, but if i'm uncomfortable i will deny requests

queer themes

what i won't do:

anything not sfw (i'm not comfortable with it and i could never write it well, sorry!)

certain characters. if i feel like i can't write a certain character then i'll let you know.

anything pregnancy or wedding related. i'm not good at it.

gender specific stuff unless it's like. related to an lgbt thing. all readers are gender neutral by default and you can just insert different pronouns if you want

i'll write for child cookies but only platonically. if you want to know if i consider a character a minor shoot me an ask!

npc characters. i don't know them well enough, unfortunately. if there's an exception, i'll mention it.

i only write for crob/crk cookies. also if a cookie is brand new, i'd rather wait until the full update is over to get a grasp on their character. :)

and here's cookies i won't write! this is mostly because i feel as though i can't write them very well, so please be understanding!

gingerbright skater cookie zombie cookie angel cookie muscle cookie pilot cookie ninja cookie soda cookie devil cookie pistachio cookie cheerleader cookie skating queen cookie yoga cookie tiger lily cookie fairy cookie dr wasabi cookie mustard cookie macaron cookie matcha cookie red bean cookie ice candy cookie pink choco cookie red pepper cookie grapefruit cookie salt cookie roll cake cookie dj cookie marshmallow cookie ion cookie robot cyborg cookie prophet cookie cookiemals ice juggler cookie banana cookie aloe cookie wind archer cookie fire spirit cookie dark enchantress cookie millennial tree cookie (subject to change tbh)

kingdom exclusives: pinecone cookie candy diver cookie

as an extra note I WILL write choco werehound brute, but i will refer to her with she/her pronouns as i headcanon her as transfeminine.

not request related but please be kind! and when you send in requests try to be specific! like for example, (cookie) x shy! reader instead of just (cookie) x reader.

i hope this all makes sense! i hope i can write some good stuff!

[mvshortcut]

🐇💥❤️🦋 for the writer's ask game :D

Hey thank you so much!!!

🐇 Do you write for yourself, for others, or both?

Hmm, probably a bit of both! I write for myself in the sense that I'm just playing with toys in my sandbox. Usually some idea will hold my brain hostage until I write it. (Also it's often me looking at Mr. Benedict or Milligan or Ms Perumal etc and thinking "I am going to create a parental figure that is so loving-")

But I also write for others in the sense that when I write a funny line of dialogue, I'm thinking "oh I hope this will make them laugh!" Or another example would be this fluff fic with Mr. Benedict and Constance because I know that 90% of the fandom would sell their soul for a single hug from Mr. Benedict (myself included). So I definitely had that in mind while writing that one!

💥 What is one canon thing that you wish you could change?

Books: Hmm, I really can't think of anything besides why wasn't SQ in Riddle of Ages? Still mad about that. Also I've always seen Rhonda as a lesbian in the books but in Riddle of Ages she canonically has a husband (which I'm really happy for her! They seem like they have a really sweet family. I just really love the idea of lesbian Rhonda though.)

Show: I missed the "Mill-Again" explanation! Also I wish they had kept Sticky's parents. It was just such a great opportunity to continue the theme of "adults are flawed and family can be the people you choose to love" (plus great disabled rep with Mrs. Washington - she's such a wonderful and sweet lady!) But I do understand why they changed it; it's hard to tell the story fully within their show time frame and a rushed telling could end up sending the completely opposite message to kids.

❤️ What is your favorite line that you’ve written in a fic?

oh shit I have to pick one??

Ok here's a sweet/kinda sad exchange:

“What should I say instead?” SQ asks quietly as he assembles his s’more. “Or what could I say instead?”

“Nothing at all,” Mr. Benedict sighs, sticking the final marshmallow directly into the flames. “You work on perfecting your burger flip and filling the walls of your apartment with artwork, and get a library card if you want. And if one day, you find yourself saying, ‘I want to go back,’ then you go.”

SQ’s silent for a moment. The marshmallow hisses in the firepit.

“I want to get a library card,” SQ says.

“We’ll go tomorrow,” Mr. Benedict says.

advice I needed to hear at the time so it is very dear to me (from 46 Fairview St. Apt. 2A, Stonetown)

And here's a funny one:

In truth, though Milligan would never admit this aloud, he considered managing the grill to be the sacred honor and duty of any self-respecting dad—and Kate deserved the best of dads, which meant a dad that was worth his keep at the grill.

Read this again the other day and it made me laugh. Grill dad Milligan for the win (from Time and a Half Chapter 2)

I really tried to pick one I promise-

🦋 Which character is your favorite to write?

Milligan, because I've spent so long on Time and a Half that I've adopted him as my dad now. Also Rhonda and Number Two's banter is always so hilarious to me because they're both insane (affectionate) but in very different and complementary ways. Also I had a blast writing McCracken and the other Ten Men in Time and a Half!

Sorry for writing so much but I had fun doing this <3

[amerrierworld]

No Spoons Left

Request: could you please write Lou x reader where she feels protected by you when your spooning her and her arms around around yours

Summary: Lou isn’t used to camping! 

Characters: Lou Miller x gn!reader

Word Count: 1.5k

Warnings: Fluff! some lovely dove relationship communications

Camping with Lou was an abhorrent idea at first. You didn’t think she’d be able to get out of her high-fashion New York style to peruse the wilderness with you. You, on the other hand, were dying to get out of the city if only for a little while. And convincing your girlfriend to come along was easier said than done.

But then she had nicked a camper van and you found yourself bouncing with glee when she had agreed not to sell it, but to use it. 

The trip to the campsite itself was without flaw. Lou drove carefully while you jabbered on about the excitement of being away from city-life again. Lou grinned from behind her large sunglasses as you bustled around in the back with the food and supplies.

It felt a bit cliché to go camping in the autumn with your girlfriend, bringing every plaid blanket you had, many marshmallows, and a tripod for blurry (but aesthetic) photos. The only thing missing would have been a large dog with non-stop slobber and matching bandanas. 

Lou, begrudgingly, had to give up her chic street-style for a complete lesbian  lumberjack look. Not that you complained. And then once you arrived, she had insisted she would put up the tent when you suggested to spend the first night outside of the van by the campfire. Now, you were leaning against the front of the vehicle, bemused from watching her fight with the tarp and connecting the frame.

Lou’s hair was pulled back with her fringe just brushing her eyelashes. She was wearing flannel and, heavens above, jeans with hiking boots. You grinned over your cup of hot chocolate as she sneered at the manual, kicking it to the side like a dad on a trip refusing to use directions and thus getting hopelessly lost.

“Let me help,” you offered again. 

“Absolutely not.” She had too much pride to give in now, even though she had been struggling for close to an hour now. 

“Babe, have you really gone camping before?” you asked. 

“Totally. We just didn’t use tents back then. We endured the weather throughout the whole night regardless of the conditions.”

“Are you calling me a snowflake for wanting to have shelter in the night?” you scoffed. 

“No, but I do think you’ve been way too pampered by the city,” she huffed. Ah yes, a lovely hypocritical response. You looked at your furry hiking boots and luxurious camping outfit and lifted her chin at her.

“I believe you mean pampered by my incessant gift-giving and spoiling girlfriend.”

“Guilty as charged.”

The tent eventually came together, quite sturdily. Dinner consisted of pre-cooked hot dogs and pre-packaged salads you had bought on the road. You already had a stash of canned soups, bread for sandwiches, and enough snacks to last you a life time, but tomorrow you wanted to try to go fishing and see if you could catch a meal that way, just for the sake of the ‘camping spirit’. If unsuccessful, there was a convenience store right by the camping grounds. You had to find a camping location with modern technology and access close by just for the sake of keeping Lou sane when you ran out of her favourite brand of ice tea. 

You got in the tent for the night and were surprised by the space of it inside, but not so by the haphazard assembly of the frame, which stuck out in some places.

Lou followed in from behind you, wearing her silk pyjama set and grumbling incoherently. It was cute, you thought, but hopefully she’d cheer up soon otherwise this would be a lousy weekend.

“Lou, why on earth are you wearing that here? You’ll freeze during the night.”

“It’s the only thing I have to comfortably sleep in,” she muttered, shoving herself into a sleeping bag. “I’ll be fine.”

You grinned and settled in next to her, “you’ve never gone camping before, have you?”

She avoided your gaze and blew a piece of hair out of her face. “I’ve disguised myself as a camper before for a con. They seemed pretty convinced.”

You giggled, not trying to laugh at her sour expression. The camping trip was entirely your idea, and Lou would do anything you wanted just to make you happy. This one probably beat all the jewels and cash she stole for you, simply because you got to spend so much time with her without anyone else around you for once.

A twig snapped and the blonde biker shot up from her position, “What was that?”

“Probably just a raccoon. Don’t worry, I put all the food away.”

She seemed unsettled, which surprised you, “Lou, you live in New York where there’s unending noise happening outside. People yelling, cars honking. You’re not telling me you’re frightened of wildlife sounds?”

“Not frightened!” she quipped, a little too quickly to properly convince you. “It’s so much quieter here, and it’s weird.. What am I supposed to do, Y/N? Adjust to it in one night?” She was scowling again and punched her pillow before falling face first into it.

“Move over,” you eventually said, opening her sleeping bag from your side. 

“We won’t fit.”

“Nonsense. I made sure it could fit two when I bought them.” You wriggled yourself further down, eventually feeling Lou’s freezing feet press up against your own.

“You didn’t have to come outside to sleep with me tonight. You could stay in the van if you want.”

“And admit to being a wimp in the outdoors? Over my dead body.”

There was another sound from outside, the screech of a fox this time, and her eyes widened. Her shoulders were shaking slightly. You didn’t know if it was from discomfort or the cold, but nonetheless you snuggled closer to her and wrapped your arms around her from behind.

“Hey I thought I was always the big spoon,” she retorted once she realized  what you were doing. Despite her sharp words, her body melted and pressed into yours, gladly accepting the warmth and security you offered. All you did was hum and wormed yourself as close to her as possible. 

“You’re impossible,” she grumbled, her voice slurring as she slowly drifted off to sleep. You grinned and kiss the back of her head, hugging her tightly as her hand reached up to grip your wrist before you fell asleep alongside her.

Lou woke up to the sound of a fire crackling and the smell of eggs and bacon. She wormed her way out of the tent while remaining inside the sleeping bag because it was still cozy from your warmth and smell. 

You were crouching by the fire cooking breakfast and digging through the cooking supplies you had brought. And, well, you had hoped to heat up some soup for yourself to get started and get some energy for a hike today, but the deeper you dug into the cutlery bag, the more you found knives, forks, and nothing else.

“Lou, baby,” you sighed, looking up at the blonde shuffling out of the tent. “You were supposed to bring all the cutlery right?”

“Yeah, I did.”

“Did you really?”

Her eyes narrowed, “Why don’t you believe me?”

You held up the two bags marked forks and knives without saying anything. When it clicked, she groaned, folding her body into the sleeping bag and burying her face. 

“Lucky for you we have at least one big spoon left,” you chortled, scooping out the bacon and eggs onto a plate for her.

“Very funny,” she grumbled. “What did you want to do today?”

“Fishing!”

She looked... you didn’t know the word, but the closest to her facial expression was aghast. 

“Oh, Lou,” you sighed, sitting next to her as she ate. “Why did you agree to come if you clearly despise camping?”

“Because I’m trying to show interest in what you like, isn’t that what a good girlfriend does?”

“Sure, sure. But I also don't want to torture you into living in the outdoors for the weekend.”

“I’m trying,” she said again, digging her fork in the paper plate so roughly that it stabbed through. 

“Do you wanna just grab a bite to eat for today? I saw a cafe on the way in.”

She looked at you with a conflicted gaze, wanting to say yes, but also wanting to do what you wanted first.

You nudged her with your arm, before continuing, “and then you can bring a hot latte to the shore to drink and watch while I go fishing?”

That made her smile. She sluggishly got out of the sleeping bag to rush to the van and get ready, the silk not saving her from the chilly night air.

“And on the way we can get some spoons!” you commented as you followed her into the van. Seconds later, her pyjama top slapped you in the face, and you giggled as you closed the van door behind you.

A/N: whoopdeedoo i finished it ahahahaa this idea did not go where it was first planned for but alas i digress pls enjoy

[speckle-meow-meow]

We are the Crystal gems~💓🎶

{So I don't see a lot of these and so I thought why not}

everyone is gender-bent except Steven

Enjoy~!

Warnings: Flirting and tooth rotting fluffs

for all

VERY LONG!!!

Human version

(but your human not Pearl)

Pearl 🐦

* So after Rose he thought he couldn't love anyone

* But then he met you and his whole life changed

Fem readers:

^ He met you at his favorite tree the cherry blossom tree

^ If you have long hair he will braid it and put flowers in it

^ If you have short like pixie cut or just short hair in general he will still play with it

^ He does get jealous but only because he doesn't wanna lose you like he lost Rose to Gabby (female Greg)

^ He makes sure your healthy 24/7

^ If your chubby man's won't care all that matters is if your healthy

^ plus he can lift like 1,000 pounds (maybe more) you weight nothing to him

^ He likes your plushy figure ^w^

^ If your curvy it still won't matter

^ Bigger bust he'll help with rubbing your back after a long day

^ And if your bras snap he'll buy you more (if he can figure that stuff out but its pearl)

^ If your a mom and have a kid he'll welcome them with open arms

^ I mean he took care of Steven so

^ and he'll love you even more if you treated Steven as your own

^ Kinda flat still won't matter to him

^ If your muscular it still won't matter to him he loves you for you but please pick this man up hake him flustered and feel loved~

Male readers:

^ Its canon that pearl is lesbian and in the gender-bent hes gay

^ but my pearl is pan-sexual

^ He'll love you like Rose but will remember that your not Rose but still forgets (give him time)

^ If your slightly chubby it won't matter to him same with the females

^ If you ever wanted to get fit tho he will help and encourage you to

^ makes sure your healthy

^ if your more slimmer like his shape he will still love you body doesn't matter

^ And if your really muscular and kinda intimidating, he'll link your arms together and walk on the beach

Non-bi

He will treat you the same just using differnt pronouns (I also cant think of anything else and Its 8:03 and I've been up sense 10pm yesterday) also if anyone misgenders you he will be really salty like a whole ass thing of salt

Flirting~~:

So pearl never really experienced flirting from other people other that Rose but, Rose went with Gabby and he kinda got left behind.

So if your female and taller than him go up to him and trap him in marshmallow haven (aka boobs) he will have a nose bleed (if gems can do that) if your a man and you got man boobs same thing

If you don't have boobs and are the same height do this (same if your tall)

If your shorter than him give him gifts unless you can do the first 2 spend time with this man he has not had this type of affection since Rose.

If your chubby lift him up I think pearl doesn't weigh much but I think they can fluctuate their weight but your strong so pick him up bridal style

Just love him he really needs it

{I hope you all love this because it took me a little while to write this considering I'm busy a lot so if you do like this likes and re-blogs are welcome comments to, and also feel free to request anons are on}

[cookie-polis]

My Cookie Run Fankids pt. 1

Blue Velvet Cookie

Parents: Red Velvet and Moonlight

Pronouns: She/her/vae/vaer

Sexuality: Bi

Essentially a princess

Lonely

Likes to sing

Linked to another one of my fankids, Licorice Flower

Sprite is based on Kumiho’s

Marshmallow Fluff Cookie

Parents: Kumiho and Cotton Candy

Pronouns: She/her

Sexuality: Lesbian

Hasn’t shown any kumiho traits yet

Very sweet, both figuratively and literally

Sprite is based on Lilac’s and Spinach’s

Starseeker Cookie

Parents: Starfruit and Licorice

Pronouns: She/her

Sexuality: WLW

Very blunt and serious

Doesn’t handle criticism well

Trying to fill her mom’s footsteps after Starfruit was killed by Dark Enchantress

Real name is Licorice Root

Sprite is based on Starfruit’s

[winguontheweb]

Brooklyne and Kendra being gay as hell to say happy pride month!

[stalksbyakuyatogami]

Masterlist

Danganronpa Trigger Happy Havoc:

DR1 Boys:

DR Girls:

Aoi Asahina:

Byakuya Togami:

Mondo, Byakuya, and Kiyotaka being given a chocolate from an S/O who has a crush on them

Byakuya Togami with an S/O that is a Genius Ultimate Strategist

Byakuya Togami Fluff Headcanons

Byakuya Togami with an Ultimate Poet who behaves like Monika from DDLC

Prince Byakuya Togami

Byakuya Togami with An S/O or Crush that Boops His Nose and Messes His Hair

Yandere Byakuya Togami

Kiyotaka Ishimaru, Mondo Oowada, and Byakuya Togami with an Insomniac S/O

Coming Out To Byakuya Togami as Pansexual

Byakuya Togami's Crush Confessing To Him

Marshmallow Hell With Byakuya Togami

Byakuya Togami Walking In On His Smaller S/O Wearing His Clothes

Byakuya With An S/O That's On Her Period

Coming Out To Selected Danganronpa Boys as Agender

Yandere Fuyuhiko and Byakuya With A Bratty S/O

Yandere Byakuya, Rantaro, Kokichi, and Izuru With A S/O Who Doesn't Want To Leave

Celestia Ludenburg:

Celeste, Chihiro, Ibuki, Mikan, and Akane with a Genderfluid Child

Chihiro Fujisaki:

Celeste, Chihiro, Ibuki, Mikan, and Akane with a Genderfluid Child

Genocide Jack/Jill:

AU Where Toko and Jill Are Different People In a Killing Game

Toko Fukawa and Genocide Jill Fluff/Relationship Headcanons

A, J, L, N, W for Genocide Jill

Kiyotaka Ishimaru:

Mondo, Byakuya, and Kiyotaka being given a chocolate from an S/O who has a crush on them

Kiyotaka Ishimaru, Mondo Oowada, and Byakuya Togami with an Insomniac S/O

Kiyotaka Ishimaru and Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu Comforting Fem! S/O On Her Monthly

Kiyotaka Ishimaru With A Secret Admirer That Is The Ultimate Florist

S/O Gives Headpats and Plays With Kiyotaka Ishimaru's Hair

Kyoko Kirigiri:

Makoto, and Kyoko with an S/O Who Boops and Kisses Their Nose Randomly

Yandere Makoto and Kyoko Teaming Up to Get Their S/O

Makoto Naegi:

Makoto Naegi x Child! Reader (Platonic)

Makoto, and Kyoko with an S/O Who Boops and Kisses Their Nose Randomly

Yandere Makoto and Kyoko Teaming Up to Get Their S/O

Makoto Naegi With An S/O Who Is Jealous Of Kyoko And Sayaka

Makoto Naegi and Nekomaru With An S/O That Sleeps With A Stuffed Animal

Yandere Makoto, Nagito, Shuichi, and Kokichi With A Traumatized S/O

Nagito, Shuichi, and Makoto Headpat Headcanons

Mondo Oowada:

Mondo, Byakuya, and Kiyotaka being given a chocolate from an S/O who has a crush on them

Mondo, Nekomaru, and Akane Seeing Their Crush Under The Rain

Mondo Oowada Relationship Headcanons

Mondo Oowada Defending His S/O That’s Being Bullied By Byakuya Togami

Kiyotaka Ishimaru, Mondo Oowada, and Byakuya Togami with an Insomniac S/O

Yandere Mondo Oowada

Yandere Korekiyo, Mondo and Gonta Taking Care of Sick S/O

Mukuro Ikusaba:

Yandere Mukuro Ikusaba

Yandere Maki, Peko, and Mukuro With A Gamer S/O

Mukuro, Peko, and Maki With A Kind and Affectionate S/O

Sakura Ogami:

Shuichi, Nagito, and Sakura With A Very Sweet And Affectionate S/O

Sayaka Maizono:

Toko Fukawa:

AU Where Toko and Jill Are Different People In a Killing Game

Toko Fukawa and Genocide Jill Fluff/Relationship Headcanons

Yasuhiro Hagakure:

Danganronpa Goodbye Despair:

DR2 Boys:

Coming Out To DR2 Boys as Asexual

Barbecue Summer Night Headcanons with DR2 Casts!

DR2 Girls:

Barbecue Summer Night Headcanons with DR2 Casts!

Akane Owari:

Mondo, Nekomaru, and Akane Seeing Their Crush Under The Rain

Celeste, Chihiro, Ibuki, Mikan, and Akane with a Genderfluid Child

Akane Owari x Female Artist Reader

Chiaki Nanami:

Chiaki Nanami Cuddling Headcanons

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu:

Fuyuhiko, Gundham, and Ibuki walking in on their S/O vibing to Avril Lavigne’s songs

Kiyotaka Ishimaru and Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu Comforting Fem! S/O On Her Monthly

Yandere Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu

Nagito, Fuyuhiko, and Rantaro With A Chill S/O

Hajime, Rantaro, Shuichi, and Fuyuhiko's Reaction On S/O Sobbing Over An Anime Character's Death

Kokichi, Rantaro, Gundham, Korekiyo, and Fuyuhiko With A Super Childish S/O

Rantaro, Kokichi, Nagito, and Fuyuhiko With A Vampire S/O

Yandere Fuyuhiko and Byakuya With A Bratty S/O

Gundham Tanaka:

Fuyuhiko, Gundham, and Ibuki walking in on their S/O vibing to Avril Lavigne’s songs

A, C, H, M for Gundham Tanaka

Yandere Gundham Tanaka Headcanons

Yandere Gundham Tanaka and Kazuichi Souda With An S/O Who Has Abandonment Issues

Kokichi, Rantaro, Gundham, Korekiyo, and Fuyuhiko With A Super Childish S/O

Ibuki Mioda:

Fuyuhiko, Gundham, and Ibuki walking in on their S/O vibing to Avril Lavigne’s songs

Celeste, Chihiro, Ibuki, Mikan, and Akane with a Genderfluid Child

C, D, W for Mikan Tsumiki and Ibuki Mioda

A, E, P, U for Ibuki Mioda

Ibuki Mioda and Mikan Tsumiki With A Hallucinating S/O

Hajime Hinata:

Fem! S/O Who Is Jealous of How Close Hajime Is To Others

Domestic Hajime Hinata Comforting Fem! S/O

Hajime Hinata Comforting Gender Neutral S/O

Yandere Hajime Hinata

Hajime, Rantaro, Shuichi, and Fuyuhiko's Reaction On S/O Sobbing Over An Anime Character's Death

Hajime Hinata With A Really Cuddly S/O

Coming Out To Selected Danganronpa Boys as Agender

S/O Dotes On Hajime Plushie!

Dating Headcanons for Female Hajime and Izuru

Lesbian Reader Rejecting Kokichi, Rantaro, Hajime, Nagito, Izuru and Shuichi

Izuru Kamukura:

Yandere Izuru Kamukura Headcanons

Yandere Izuru Kamukura with an S/O Who believes Every Lie He Says

Yandere Izuru Kamukura with an S/O Who Ignores All Red Flags

Yandere Izuru Kamukura’s S/O Tricks Him and Luckily Escapes

Yandere Izuru Kamukura Brings His Escaped S/O Back

Yandere Izuru Kamukura With An S/O Who Eventually Gives Up

Yandere Izuru Kamukura With A Tsundere S/O

Yandere Izuru Kamukura With An Innocent S/O

Yandere Izuru Kamukura X Scared Reader

Yandere Byakuya, Nagito, and Izuru With A Perverted Crush

Yandere Byakuya, Rantaro, Kokichi, and Izuru With A S/O Who Doesn't Want To Leave

Reader Accidentally Moans Out Someone's Name During Intimate Times With Yandere Kokichi, Nagito, and Izuru NSFW warning!!

Possessive and Overprotective Izuru Kamukura

Dating Headcanons for Female Hajime and Izuru

Lesbian Reader Rejecting Kokichi, Rantaro, Hajime, Nagito, Izuru and Shuichi

Kazuichi Souda:

Nagito, Kazuichi, Peko with an S/O who will be vacationing on their hometown

Yandere Kazuichi Souda

A, C, N for Kazuichi Souda

A, H, J, O for Kazuichi Souda

B, J, L, M for Kazuichi Souda

Yandere Gundham Tanaka and Kazuichi Souda With An S/O Who Has Abandonment Issues

Kazuichi Souda With A Clingy And Affectionate S/O

Mahiru Koizumi:

Mahiru, Rantaro, and Tsumugi With An S/O That Hates Perfume and Spas

Mikan Tsumiki:

Celeste, Chihiro, Ibuki, Mikan, and Akane with a Genderfluid Child

C, D, W for Mikan Tsumiki and Ibuki Mioda

Ibuki Mioda and Mikan Tsumiki With A Hallucinating S/O

Mikan, Maki, and Kirumi Comforting S/O That’s Having Nightmares

Nagito Komaeda:

Nagito, Kazuichi, Peko with an S/O who will be vacationing on their hometown

Yandere! Nagito Komaeda Headcanons

Nagito Komaeda First Kiss and Make-out Headcanons

Domestic Nagito Komaeda Headcanons

Nagito Komaeda Receiving A Letter From Their Crush

Nagito Komaeda Finding Out His Crush Talentless

Nagito Komaeda with an Ultimate Talent Finder S/O

Nagito Komaeda With A Very Gentle And Patient Ultimate Hope S/O

Nagito, Fuyuhiko, and Rantaro With A Chill S/O

Yandere Makoto, Nagito, Shuichi, and Kokichi With A Traumatized S/O

Nagito, Shuichi, and Makoto Headpat Headcanons

Rantaro, Kokichi, Nagito, and Fuyuhiko With A Vampire S/O

Talentless Reader Confessing to Nagito Komaeda

Coming Out To Selected Danganronpa Boys as Agender

Nagito Komaeda X S/O With Hidden Talent

Yandere Kokichi, Sonia, and Nagito Reacting To Someone Confessing To Their S/O

Reader Accidentally Moans Out Someone's Name During Intimate Times With Yandere Kokichi, Nagito, and Izuru NSFW

Shuichi, Nagito, and Sakura With A Very Sweet And Affectionate S/O

Lesbian Reader Rejecting Kokichi, Rantaro, Hajime, Nagito, Izuru and Shuichi

Nekomaru Nidai:

Mondo, Nekomaru, and Akane Seeing Their Crush Under The Rain

Makoto Naegi and Nekomaru With An S/O That Sleeps With A Stuffed Animal

Peko Pekoyama:

Nagito, Kazuichi, Peko with an S/O who will be vacationing on their hometown

Yandere Maki, Peko, and Mukuro With A Gamer S/O

Mukuro, Peko, and Maki With A Kind and Affectionate S/O

Sonia Nevermind:

Yandere Kokichi, Sonia, and Nagito Reacting To Someone Confessing To Their S/O

Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony

DRV3 Boys:

V3 Boys With A Female Medieval Weapon User S/O

Summoning An Ancestor With V3 Boys!

DRV3 Girls:

Summoning An Ancestor With V3 Girls!

Angie Yonaga:

Angie Yonaga Fluff Headcanons

Gonta Gokuhara:

Yandere Korekiyo, Mondo and Gonta Taking Care of Sick S/O

Himiko Yumeno:

Kaito Momota:

K1-B0:

Kirumi Tojo:

Mikan, Maki, and Kirumi Comforting S/O That’s Having Nightmares

Kokichi Ouma:

Yandere Kokichi Ouma

Kokichi Ouma With A Very Affectionate Fem! S/O

Yandere Makoto, Nagito, Shuichi, and Kokichi With A Traumatized S/O

Kokichi, Rantaro, Gundham, Korekiyo, and Fuyuhiko With A Super Childish S/O

Rantaro, Kokichi, Nagito, and Fuyuhiko With A Vampire S/O

Yandere Kokichi, Sonia, and Nagito Reacting To Someone Confessing To Their S/O

Yandere Byakuya, Rantaro, Kokichi, and Izuru With A S/O Who Doesn't Want To Leave

Reader Accidentally Moans Out Someone's Name During Intimate Times With Yandere Kokichi, Nagito, and Izuru

Lesbian Reader Rejecting Kokichi, Rantaro, Hajime, Nagito, Izuru and Shuichi

Korekiyo Shinguuji:

Korekiyo Shinguuji Fluff Headcanons

Korekiyo Shinguuji Waking Up to Find His Dead S/O

Kokichi, Rantaro, Gundham, Korekiyo, and Fuyuhiko With A Super Childish S/O

Yandere Korekiyo, Mondo and Gonta Taking Care of Sick S/O

Maki Harukawa:

Mikan, Maki, and Kirumi Comforting S/O That’s Having Nightmares

Yandere Maki, Peko, and Mukuro With A Gamer S/O

Mukuro, Peko, and Maki With A Kind and Affectionate S/O

Miu Iruma:

Rantaro Amami:

Yandere Rantaro Amami

Taking Care of Rantaro Amami

Rantaro Amami Reacting To His S/O Peeling An Avocado

Rantaro With An S/O Who Writes A Lot of Poetry

Yandere Rantaro Amami With an MIA S/O

Rantaro Amami Headpat Headcanons

Nagito, Fuyuhiko, and Rantaro With A Chill S/O

Hajime, Rantaro, Shuichi, and Fuyuhiko's Reaction On S/O Sobbing Over An Anime Character's Death

Band AU with Rantaro Amami

Yandere Rantaro With An Innocent S/O

Rantaro Amami With An Ultimate Composer S/O

Mahiru, Rantaro, and Tsumugi With An S/O That Hates Perfume and Spas

Kokichi, Rantaro, Gundham, Korekiyo, and Fuyuhiko With A Super Childish S/O

Rantaro, Kokichi, Nagito, and Fuyuhiko With A Vampire S/O

Coming Out To Selected Danganronpa Boys as Agender

Yandere Byakuya, Rantaro, Kokichi, and Izuru With A S/O Who Doesn't Want To Leave

Rantaro With A Tall And Curvy S/O

Lesbian Reader Rejecting Kokichi, Rantaro, Hajime, Nagito, Izuru and Shuichi

Ryoma Hoshi:

Bicurious Ryoma Hoshi x Male Reader

Shuichi Saihara:

Hajime, Rantaro, Shuichi, and Fuyuhiko's Reaction On S/O Sobbing Over An Anime Character's Death

Yandere Makoto, Nagito, Shuichi, and Kokichi With A Traumatized S/O

Nagito, Shuichi, and Makoto Headpat Headcanons

Carnival Date With Shuichi Saihara and Fem! S/O

Clingy Shuichi Saihara

Shuichi Saihara Crushing On Reader

Shuichi, Nagito, and Sakura With A Very Sweet And Affectionate S/O

Lesbian Reader Rejecting Kokichi, Rantaro, Hajime, Nagito, Izuru and Shuichi

Tenko Chabashira:

Tsumugi Shirogane:

Mahiru, Rantaro, and Tsumugi With An S/O That Hates Perfume and Spas

Original Character Execution:

The Ultimate Psychologist’s Special Execution: One For A Million

Ultimate Vocaloid Musician’s Special Execution: Circle You

The Ultimate Florist’s Special Execution: The Ethereal Blooming of Cypress

Ultimate Occult Leader’s Special Exexcution: The Offering’s Mayhem

Ultimate Arsonist's Special Execution: Campfire Snack

The Ultimate Oneirologist’s Special Execution: Lucid Death

Special Events:

Dangantines 2021:

February 7 - Comfort Character: Byakuya Togami

February 8 - Comfort Ship: KomaHina (Nagito Komaeda x Hajime Hinata)

February 9 - Flower: Peko Pekoyama

February 10 - Valentine’s Day Card: Kiyotaka Ishimaru

February 11 - Candy: Hajime Hinata

February 12 - Aesthetic: Celestia Ludenburg

February 13 - Free Day: Byakuya Togami X Ultimate Cryptographer

This will be updated real soon :)).

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Hot Chocolate (Spencer Reid x Reader)

Pairings: Spencer Reid x Gender Neutral! Reader, Platonic! BAU x Reader

Warnings: Outing, Crying, but it gets better I promise, Fluff. I feature the BAU with my different LGBTQIA Head cannons, as well.

Summary: An unsub sends an email revealing the darkest secrets of everyone on the team. Y/n shows up on Spencer’s doorstep in tears after the email reveals their sexuality.

A/n: This is my first fanfic after coming out; it’s great to be back to writing. I wrote this after something similar happened to me a few days ago! I hope you guys enjoy!

Spencer wasn’t expecting them to just…arrive on his doorstep. He knew, realistically, when he told them his door was always open, that they were bound to show up one day; he just wasn’t anticipating it to be in the pouring rain, with tears streaming down their face.

He opened the door, and the atmosphere they’d brought was overpowering sadness. The rain made their skin glisten under his porch light, and he would’ve taken into consideration how…magnificently picturesque Y/n looked in the rain, if they weren’t crying and shivering.

“Did you read it?”

Spencer furrowed his brows and shook his head dazedly, “Read what-are you okay?”

Y/n let out a sigh of relief, wiping tears and rain off their cheeks in one fluid motion. This, they had determined, was a safe place, and Reid didn’t know yet, so they finally had the choice to choose who knew. “Can I come in?” They weakly asked. Spencer nodded his head vigorously.

“Yeah, of course, do you want…I dunno, coffee, or something?”

“Um…do you…” Y/n paused to catch their breath. Their voice came out small and fragile as they glanced down at the phone screen that suddenly seemed to bright and loud. It was blowing up with messages-worried messages, from their team at the BAU. “Do you have any hot chocolate?”

Spencer let out a fond smile “You think I wouldn’t stock up when you’re always here? I always have, like, three tubs just for you.”

He hoped that one gesture showed them that he was someone who thought about them. Someone who was caring, and would do anything to show their devotion to them. Reid wanted a jar of hot chocolate powder to prove that he was worth loving.

“Thank you.” Y/n’s voice was barely a whisper as they collapsed onto Spencer’s couch, wrapping themselves up tightly in one of his extensive blankets, letting out one sigh of relief.

“No problem.”

Y/n could see him reaching for his phone, and suddenly shot up off the couch, blanket discarded in what could only be described as blind panic. “Don’t open your emails.” They ominously said, and Spencer put his phone down, waiting for the hot water to boil.

He raised one eyebrow, looking into Y/n’s eyes, hoping to analyse something, anything, that could help him understand what was going on “Are you on the run?”

Y/n snorted at the very thought “Me? Are you kidding me? No!”

“You’re just acting like…I dunno, like…you’re running from something,” Y/n went to yell at him for analysing them, and he raised his hands in surrender, stirring the freshly made hot chocolate “I’m not analysing, I’m just being observant! You want marshmallows?”

“Yes please. And I’m…maybe I am running.”

Spencer paused what he was doing, mid-plopping in the fluffy marshmallows he knew Y/n preferred over any other brand. He asked Garcia to look into their shopping history once to make sure he had the perfect type. She had teased him relentlessly with cheesy nicknames, but had relented and told him. And he had almost bought out the whole store “From the team? That’s why you’re telling me not to look at emails, right?”

Y/n sighed. What the hell, he was going to find out when they turned up for work the next day, anyway. This way, they could decide how he was told. “You know that case we’re working on? We theorized the unsub got off on revealing his victims secrets?”

Spencer handed her the hot chocolate “There you go.”

“Thanks”

“Didn’t we also theorise that he couldn’t have revealed their secrets because he didn’t have the skills to do so?” Spencer asked, more nervous about what could have possibly happened. It was a local case, one they didn’t have to travel for, but it was by far one of the most puzzling they’d encountered

Y/n paused as they sipped their hot chocolate. It was steaming; it almost took the skin off their tongue; it was so hot. But they bared it, swallowing harshly. “We were wrong. He does, or he has someone doing it for him. Anyway, he must’ve been there at that second crime scene, because he found out…information. On all of us.”

Now Reid understood why they were so upset. Y/n had something personal shared “I’m sure we all know everyone’s secrets. We tell each other everything.”

Y/n winced. Spencer placed a comforting hand over theirs. “Right?”

Truthfully, Y/n knew how Spencer would react when they told him. It would be a relief once he had congratulated them, hugged them, and continued a different conversation. Y/n knew all this, but saying the words felt unsavoury in their mouth, like sandpaper and cotton. They looked Spencer in the eyes, and felt fear. “Spencer…” they had to pause, wiping their eyes again.

Spencer was distracting. He was running a comforting hand over theirs, and they worried once they told him, the gesture would stop. “it’s ok. Take your time.”

“He…he…” Y/n wanted to scream it: he outed me, and it sucks so much. Instead, they were stuck gaping like a fish out of water. “I’m [y/sexuality].” They managed to blurt out all at once. Spencer looked sad. He nodded in understanding.

“The unsub outed you?” Spencer said, sighing as Y/n nodded tearfully “Y/n, that’s awful, I’m so sorry.”

Y/n cried. They cried as if their life depended on it, and Spencer accepted them, holding them as they did so, waiting for the sobs to die down. “They had pictures of me and some of my partners…and that damn secret blog I made when I was sixteen and still working it out. And…now everyone knows Spencer…” the cries started up again.

Spencer rubbed their back. “It’s ok. The choice was taken from you, and that sucks. But you have to think about who you have around you. The BAU isn’t exactly the straightest group out there.”

Y/n looked up at him, confused and overwhelmed. As far as they knew, the only person there who was LGBT was them, and that was something they were willing to take to the grave if it meant that their team would treat them differently “What?”

Spencer looked back, almost in disbelief, “You mean, you don’t know? Everyone’s open about it.”

“I don’t understand.”

This was when Spencer began to laugh “Oh my god! Emily; Lesbian, Me; Bisexual Gray-Ace, Derek; Pansexual, and Garcia!”

“Garcia is too?!” Y/n’s mouth was hung open in pure dumbfounded shock “That’s statistically, like, so many gays in one workplace.”

Spencer laughed “Nah, Garcia is just a really enthusiastic supporter. How did you not know—we all have our flags on our desks!”

Y/n let out a shocked gasp even more “That’s what those are? I thought they were for, like, a secret society you guys had formed without me!”

“No, are you kidding!” He let out another loud guffaw

Y/n blushed, rubbing a hand to their neck in sheer embarrassment “I guess I was just too wrapped up in myself” They admitted, prompting Spencer to shuffle closer, until he could wrap a big, lanky arm around them.

“Sorry you didn’t get to come out on your terms.” He smiled, placing a kiss to their forehead. It was well meaning, but Y/n’s felt electric when his lips were against their skin. They outwardly sighed, relaxing for the first time since the email had been sent. “Were you the only one it happened to?”

Y/n thought back to the contents of the email reflectively, “No, I think everyone got something revealed. Even you, but it was just…”

Spencer nodded as his eyes widened “Was it about Dilaudid?” Y/n let out a sad nod as Spencer scoffed loudly at the thought of this Unsub tracking them all down. “Of course, the unsub probably saw me going to one of my meetings.”

Y/n nodded, realising it was their turn to comfort “Most people knew about it, though, which means he made a mistake, one we could analyse with the team.”

“You’re ready to go and see them?” He asked. Y/n gave out a slow and steady nod “You sure.”

“It’s either now or later,” They sighed, before slapping their knees and raising to stand “Alright. Let’s get this over with.”

Spencer rose with them, smiling, extending a hand for Y/n to take, which they did, graciously “Together?”

Y/n wiped some of the left over tears from their face before giving his hand a firm squeeze, downing the final mouthful of hot chocolate as if it were liquid courage, “Yeah. Together.”

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Short Reflection: Fall 2020 Anime

There is no denying that 2020 has been a bizarre year for anime. After a stacked winter season that seemed to promise a year full of excitement, the coronavirus epidemic slammed the brakes on the entire production circuit, pushing countless shows back from their expected air dates. Spring was basically stripped bare, summer was pretty barren as well, and now the fall season is an overstuffed glut bursting both with its own shows and everything that was delayed from spring and summer. And the upcoming winter 2021 season looks to be, if anything, even more ridiculously overloaded. To call this year unbalanced would be like calling a hurricane pretty nippy. Not to mention there’s no telling what impact, if any, the pandemic has had on the quality of the shows themselves. It might be years before we can do a proper autopsy on 2020 and figure out its place in the broader anime history. On the bright side, though, pushing all those shows back to fall means we’ve left with a hell of a lot exciting new anime to experience, some of which I haven’t even gotten to yet. This year might have been a clusterfuck, but at least it left us with a strong season to close us out.

Iwakakeru! Sport Climbing Girls: 3.5/10

The depressing thing about Iwakakeru is that in abstract, it seems like something I could really enjoy. An anime centering on the unique sport of rock climbing, exploring its professional and technical intricacies the same way, say, Haikyuu explores volleyball? That could’ve been a neat little cross between a sports show and a cute girls club show, even if the animation was rarely anything above functional and often even less than that. Unfortunately, it’s ruined by one very simple flaw: almost every character is unbearably obnoxious. The protagonist’s rival clubmate is an over-serious dullard, her rivals consist of mincing catgirl wannabees, blithering idiots and predatory lesbians, characters lean so hard into their quiiiirky stock archetypes they wrap back around to be caricatures of how human beings act, and everyone’s vocal performance ups the aggravation to almost unbearable levels at times. No matter how legitimately interesting the sport itself was, the sheer unpleasantness of the people playing it kept me wanting to change the channel.

Ikebukuro West Gate Park: 4/10

I wish I could offer up some deeper thoughts on Ikebukuro, but the simple fact of the matter is, I barely even fucking remember what happened in this show. I know it’s based off a classic 90s Japanese property about street gangs doing odd jobs and keeping the peace in their own rough-and-tumble corner of Tokyo. I know this update made sure to address pertinent social issues in Japan like immigration, domestic abuse and poverty, and its heart is clearly in the right place as it spins a yarn of how a community can band together to make each other’s lives better and resist the oppression of predatory societal power structures. But the overall package is just so lifeless and dull that it barely registered any emotion from me. Most episodes just have the protagonist meet up with a chain of different people who exposit the situation of the week to him, rather than active character dynamics that facilitate dramatic, meaningful, or even just exciting scenes. Maybe Doga Koba should just forget about trying to win the grungy realism market; between this show and Sing Yesterday For Me, sticking to the marshmallow fluff they know best seems like the better call.

The Gymnastics Samurai: 4/10

Man, this is a weird one. On paper, The Gymnastics Samurai is a grounded, intimate show about a single dad taking another shot at a declining gymnastics career, grappling with the difficulty of raising a daughter on his own alongside building his body back up after a near-critical injury. In practice, though... well, it’s a project by the same guy who did Zombieland Saga, so in retrospect, I guess I shouldn’t be surprised how weird things got. There’s a British weeb cosplaying as a ninja who hides out in the protagonist’s house from secret agents chasing him down, a “South American” comedy relief talking bird who looks more like a living plush toy, and a cast full of bizarrely eccentric characters who just sort of hang around being eccentric for no good reason. And all this stuff is happening alongside emotional arcs about the pressure of expectations, honing your talent, and how to accept the responsibility that life foists upon you. It’s an uncomfortable tonal clash, and by trying to have it both ways, the show ends up not really succeeding at either and just being confusing for the most part. Sorry, Mappa fans, Yuri on Ice 2 this is not.

Noblesse: 4/10

First, Tower of God overstuffed a slow-burn adventure story into too short an episode count, stripping away most worldbuilding context and leaving audiences confused as to everything was supposed to work. Next, God of High School crammed over a hundred chapters into a single cours, destroying any semblance of coherent storytelling as the plot got bludgeoned to death by nonsensical action scenes. And now, Noblesse somehow dropped without anyone on the marketing team thinking to mention that this TV anime is a sequel to a previous OVA that adapted the manhua’s first 90 chapters into an ungodly compressed thirty minutes. The logistics of this oversight utterly baffle me. Why did no one tell us that we needed to watch the OVA first? Why even bother making a sequel instead of just starting from scratch and adapting the whole thing at a reasonable pace? There is no universe in which this decision makes any lick of sense. And the sad thing is that even if you do actually get the memo and watch the OVA before moving onto the show, all you’ll be left with is the most lifeless of Crunchyroll’s trio of Webtoon adaptations yet. At least TOG and GOHS, for all their astounding faults, had enough raw style to hook audiences in before they fell apart. Noblesse might technically be the most “competently” adapted of the three, but there’s nothing about this dull semi-vampire pretty boy story that makes any sort of impact, save for the admittedly well-animated action scenes. Crunchyroll, you have officially struck out. Give up this failed experiment and leave the Webtoon adaptations to companies that actually care about doing these stories justice.

Assault Lily Bouquet: 4/10

Assault Lily Bouquet is a show that comes so close to working on so many occasions it’s maddening. It’s got all the pieces you’d want for a great yuri action series: cute characters! Fantastic design sensibilities! Legitimately jaw-dropping (at times) action sakuga! An actual thematic core centered around exploring the trauma of losing loved ones in battle and how love and friendship can help us through the grief! And yes, it is, in fact, incredibly gay. So it’s got no excuse to be anything less than passable. But my god, the script is fucking awful. A bloated, overstuffed cast that exists only to mindlessly eat up screentime, dialogue that exists only to deliver exposition and literally explain what everyone is supposedly feeling, a plot that repeats emotional beats and cul-de-sacs on multiple occasions for no reason, and a clear disinterest in achieving anything beyond advertising the action-figure line this show is based on. This isn’t an anime; it’s a cold, cynical merchandising ploy that has maybe a couple genuinely great episodes entirely on accident. And in a world where Revue Starlight and Symphogear exist, being part of a cute-girls merchandising apparatus is no longer an excuse not to try.

Burn the Witch: 4.5/10

So, I’ve never watched or read Bleach, and the only things I know about it come from Super Eyepatch Wolf’s videos on the subject. I knew going in that Burn the Witch was based on a oneshot written by Bleach’s author Tite Kubo, but I had no expectations for that piece of info to influence. And now that I’ve watched it... yeah, maybe me not watching Bleach is for the best. All this 3-episode OVA’s strengths come from its production by Studio Colorido, the slick action animation and legitimately beautiful realization of magic in a modern setting. Someone literally spray-paints an arcane glyph into the sky to firebomb a rampaging dragon, I can’t not like that on principle. The story, unfortunately, is an unfinished grab-bag of dull shonen stock characters and story beats, thrown together in a haphazard jumble with no substance to back up the posturing and attitude. Plus it decides to focus on the wimpy pervert dude and make him the center of the story, because apparently the two bickering watches with hot-and-cold personalities were far less interesting to Kubo than the umpteenth iteration of The Worst Character Archetype In All Of Anime. And sadly, this isn’t even the most frustrating witch-centric anime of the season...

Wandering Witch: 5.5/10

God, what a disappointment this turned out to be. The first two episodes of Wandering Witch were the best thing I watched all season, promising an episodic anthology adventure series to challenge Kino’s Journey itself. This, I thought, was going to be one of the most magical anime I’ve watched in a long time. And then episode 3 sent the entire damn thing into a flaming tailspin and it never recovered. This is, without question, one of the most uneven anime I’ve ever watched. A third of the time, it’s an absolute joy to behold, a magical journey full of majesty, beauty, and truly heart-wrenching emotional weight. A third of the time, it’s an asinine, aggravating, absolutely wretched disaster that mistakes edgy moral relativism for Deep, Insightful Commentary(tm). A third of the time, it’s... just okay. It flip-flops back and forth with no consistency in tone, quality, or even characterization for the titular Elaina, who’s easily one of the most incoherently written protagonists I’ve seen in a long time... a fact that the final episode actually outright addresses with a canonical explanation. Yeah, this show is fucking nuts. And after how excited those first two episodes made me, that somehow hurts worse than if this show was just completely awful. Never before have I gotten my hopes this high for an anime, only to watch them crash so spectacularly.

Warlords of Sigrdrifa: 6/10

Funny story: I actually didn’t know that Warlords of Sigrdrifa started with a double-length first episode when I started watching it. And then, I was so swept up in the action that I didn’t even bother to check how much time was left until after the twenty-minute mark, after which I went, “Holy shit, how is a double-length episode going by this fast?” And then I remembered that this was an original anime penned by the author of Re:Zero himself, a show that pretty much set the bar for fantastic double-length first episodes, and it all pretty much made sense. That’s not to say Sigrdrifa is as good as Re:Zero, because it’s very much not. It’s an awkward blend of moe cute-girls SOL on a military base, groan-inducing fanservice, bombastic action steeped in a fascinating re-imagining or Norse mythology, and some shockingly powerful emotional scenes that dig into the toll these battles take on the characters fighting them. There’s a lot in it that really doesn’t work, and it especially takes a dip in the midsection, but man, when it’s on, it’s on. The cast is all incredibly endearing, the airplane combat is uniformly fantastic, there’s a great twist in the back half that recontextualizes exactly what kind of story we’re telling, and the final episode is a straight-up knockout that brings the whole affair home. It ain’t exactly high art, but you could do a whole lot worse for dumb action these days.

Fire Force Season 2: 6/10

I still can’t believe how much I turned around on Fire Force in its second season. After some of the most incoherent direction and thunderously stupid writing I’d seen in a long time, season 2 takes everything and just makes it work. The direction is actually exciting and kinetic, the battle animation is most consistently excellent, and the overall storytelling finally learns how not to trip over its own dick. The result is still nowhere close to the heights of Soul Eater, but at long last, Fire Force has become a piece of dumb shonen schlock I was genuinely excited to been up with every week. Just one problem: it still treats its female characters like absolute shit, and sadly, this season’s second half was a miserable reminder of just how sexist and degrading it could get. I have rarely wanted to throttle a writer more than any time poor Tamaki is on screen. God, why is it so hard for some dudes to write women with even an ounce of respect?

Heaven Official’s Blessing (Tian Guan Ci Fu): 6.5/10

So, remember a couple years ago when Mo Dao Zu Shi blew everyone away and made us all realize that Chinese “anime”, or donghua, was worth paying attention to after all? Well, another one of the author’s works has been blessed with a donghua adaptation, and this time Funimation was smart enough to license it for simulcasting so it’s easy to track down. If you watched Mo Dao Zu Shi, you know what to expect from Heaven Official’s Blessing: a lavish and intricate story steeped in Chinese folkloric and mythological tradition. featuring pretty-boy gods and sorcerers of every stripe and creed unraveling slow-burn mysteries, accompanied by gorgeous action scenes and beautiful orchestrations featuring traditional instruments. Also, lots of homoerotic subtext juuuuust barely ambiguous enough to slip by the censors. Unfortunately, this one kinda stumbles in the back half with an overly draggy second arc, killing the pacing with basically three straight episodes of characters standing around and talking in a dark pit. Not anyone’s idea of a good time. But for the most part, the charming characters, beautiful artistry and effortlessly earnest gay yearning make this a fantasy adventure worth embarking upon.

Jujutsu Kaisen (1st Half): 7/10

Let’s be real, you don’t need me to tell you to watch Jujutsu Kaisen. This is far and away the biggest smash hit of the season, and for good reason. With consistently fantastic fight animation courtesy of the God of Highschool animation team and a script from veteran screenwriter Hiroshi Seko to make sure that the story doesn’t get completely lost in the sound and fury this time, Jujutsu Kaisen is the best kind of effortlessly awesome shonen popcorn. Its dark and edgy atmosphere gives the supernatural smackdowns a deliciously entertaining bite, and the story’s focus on death and its aftershocks lends some real emotional weight to Yuuji Itadori’s quest to Korone Inugami his way through the twenty cursed fingers of a sexy demon bad boy who’s possessed his body. It’s not exactly the deepest or smartest show out there; honestly, its plot is kinda stupid and unfocused at the moment, tossing a whole bunch of disconnected ideas at you and struggling to tie them into a cohesive whole. But the fights are so cool and the experience is so fun that it’s hard to care too much. Sometimes, you just want to watch a bunch of quirky high schoolers punch grotesque eldritch monstrosities in the face, and Jujutsu Kaisen delivers with enough personality and hype to keep me hungry for more every week.

The Day I Became a God: 7.5/10

There was no way The Day I Became a God wasn’t going to end up among my favorite shows this season. The sway Jun Maeda holds over my heart and soul is second to no other anime writer in the business. And it is a testament to his power that Kamisama is by far the weakest show he’s put out (at least out of those I’ve seen) and it’s still among my favorite things that aired this season. In classic Maeda fashion, what starts out as a gut-busting slapstick comedy about a precognitive little girl who turns an ordinary high school boy’s life upside-down eventually gives way to a tear-jerking drama about love, loss, abusive families, and what it truly means to care for someone through the imperfections of life. It definitely could’ve stood to pace out its back half a little more; the direction its drama goes in is insanely loaded, and you pretty much spend the entire show waiting to see if it’s actually going to stick the landing or just fall flat on its face like last time. And I can’t say it fully earns every decision it makes, with some moments needing just an ounce more nuance to make sense. This is a messy, messy show, but one still bursting with moments that made me laugh my entire ass off and cry my tear ducts dry. And make no mistake, for all its imperfections, Kamisama’s high points are still the kind of sincere, magical masterpieces that only Maeda can pull off this effortlessly. Sometimes, that’s really all you need.

Adachi and Shimamura: 7.5/10

Look, the world isn’t exactly a good place to be right now. Everyone’s miserable, we’re all locked inside and going stir-crazy, and things just aren’t looking up for anyone but the rich and evil. We all need a break to chill out with something that just makes us happy. And no show this season is better comfort food than Adachi and Shimamura, a slow-burn yuri romance about two delinquent schoolgirls skipping class together as they start to fumble through their feelings for each other. Don’t come in expecting tightly written romantic progression, because you’ll be disappointed; even by the end of this season, we haven’t made much progress on that front. This is a show to come to for the simple joy of watching two adorable dorks disaster-lesbian their way into love, complete with a beautifully written script that lends authentic weight to their very different flavors of teenage angst. It’s cozy, it’s comforting, it’s authentic to the panic and uncertainty of young love, and it’s endlessly delightful to watch. It’s got some unfortunate fanservice shots at points, but if you can stomach that, then you need to check out Adachi and Shimamura. There is no other show this season that made me laugh, squee and aaaaaw quite this much. Just don’t ask me to explain the weird alien girl side character. That, I have no answer for.