#ask the soup

[writinggremlin]

It. Is time. I'm hyped, I hope you are too. Let's fucking go!!!!

Here is the ask that spawned this series. (Prompt from the Video Game Whump Prompts)

I'm using a screenshot for now because only part of the plot contains the binding and gagging and--... killing? Well anygay, I'll answer the ask properly once that part goes up. Until then, enjoy!

Something to note, I am considering this series to be an AU as of posting this. That's because I tend to keep the Cafe Pals as side characters that stay out and away from the main plot. This might change in the future, it might not, but for now it shall be an AU.

Masterlist

CW (under cut): Kidnapping/Capture, Drugging, (Dart) Gun, Manhandling, Choking, Non-Con Touching (Not Sexual), Unconsciousness

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Bind... Gag... Kill. (Pt. 1)

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The sound of jingling bells signaled the arrival of another customer. Jacky glanced up towards the doorway that lead out to the front where Sunni was, then up at the clock. The last of the afternoon rush had recently left, and it was far from dinner time still, so it was likely that they just came in for a treat. Maybe a coffee for that mid-day energy boost.

Whatever the reason, she knew Sunni would be able to handle it, so she went back to kneading her bread dough.

It wasn't long before an unexpected thump sounded through the otherwise empty cafe. That... didn't sound right. She looked over to Mars, who exchanged a glance with her.

"The hell...?" He muttered, before heading out to the front to check it out.

Jacky grabbed a towel for her hands, and followed after him. Her pace sped up when she heard him yelp.

"Woah, ok, don't-- AH! Hey!! What are you-- what did you--... you... shhhit..."

Jacky rounded the corner just in time to watch Mars crumple to the ground in front of her. Behind the counter was Sunni, who was also out cold, and on the other side was a young woman with short, rainbow hair. She was holding a pistol-like gun, and her attention shot up to Jacky as soon as she came within view.

Instead of aiming the gun over at her too, she lowered it, grinning as she put it down on the counter, "Haiii!!" Her voice was bright, with a level of cheerfulness that Jacky found hard to believe was even possible for a situation like this. The woman laughed in a sheepish manner as she continued, "Sorry about all of this! I'll be out of your hair here soon, we just need to... borrow you guys for a quick moment here, ok?"

Jacky stumbled a step back. Her heart started to pound in her chest. Who even was this woman?! "W-Wh-- I-- Borrow?? What the fuck do y--"

She was cut short by an arm that wrapped around her neck from behind. In the same moment, that stranger had vanished from her view in the blink of an eye. A mask was quickly clamped over her mouth and nose.

"Shhhhh..." Came a cheerfully hushed voice next to her ear, "Just relax and take a deep breath for me. Don't try to fight it, and you'll be out in no time."

"Like hell, you fucking bitch! Let me go!!" Her words were muffled through the mask, and she already started to feel lightheaded from whatever was getting dumped into her system. But she couldn't just let herself go without a fight, and so the struggle began.

Despite the arms securing her looking thin and small, her attacker was far from weak. Her hold was firm; solid like steel. But even so, it only took a few elbows to the gut for Jacky to be able to wrench herself free.

She stumbled, coughed, then turned and lunged at her assailant; wrestled her down to the ground. The tussle was a blur. They grappled with each other, both with the goal to restrain the other.

Jacky soon managed to secure a chokehold on the attempted kidnapper. She squeezed her arm around her neck tight, and wrapped her legs tighter around her torso.

Her eyes glanced to the side as she caught her breath. Her glasses were on the floor near the mask, which was attached to a handheld canister of gas.

A jolt went through her body when there was suddenly nothing in her arms, and something -- or rather, someone -- looming over her. That confirmed her suspicions from earlier. This person can teleport.

"Gotta say," The young woman sounded out of breath, "I didn't expect you to put up such a good fight! That was fun, but sadly, I have a curfew and no more time to waste soooo... Goodnight!"

Before Jacky could respond, the attacker wound up her fist and--

...

A low groan escaped Jacky as she blinked open her eyes. The noise sounded odd, foreign... strange... Everything was feeling strange.

A pair of shoes entered her vision. Black shoes, with the colors of the rainbow across the bottoms of the soles. She was on the ground, she realized. Trying to push herself up, she felt something move on her face. It was covering her mouth and nose. A hand grabbed her shoulder, gently pushing her back down.

The rainbow woman crouched down next to her, "Shhhh, lay back down for me now. All of that fighting must've left you so tired, wouldn't you say?" Jacky felt fingers starting to card through her hair, and though it felt nice, she still knew who the touch belonged to. She jerked away, which felt more exhausting than she thought.

There was a twinkle of laughter dancing about her words, "Calm down, sweetie. It's ok! I'm not gonna hurt you." She spoke in soft coos and gentle tones, as if befriending a stray cat.

Jacky felt the hand return to her shoulder, now gently massaging and caressing the area. Part of her knew it was a shallow, faux comfort, but she found that she didn't have the strength to pull away anymore. And besides... she had to admit, it felt maybe, just a little nice...

"You must've really tuckered yourself out, huh? That's ok, you can sleep if you want to."

She could sleep if she wanted to...

"That's right. Just let those heavy-- nono, it's ok. It's ok, love. Don't resist it. Just let your eyelids flutter shut... Yes, just like that... There you go. Good, very good."

She felt the hand in her hair again, and she automatically leaned into the touch this time, eliciting a hum of a laugh from the other.

"Awww, you're so adorable!"

"You're so adorable, you know that?"

The corner of Jacky's mouth quirked up slightly at the imagined sound of Sunni's voice.

"Just go to sleep now..."

"You can go to sleep for a little bit, I don't mind."

"Everything will be..."

"Everything will be..."

"Just fine..."

"Just fine..."

"When you wake up..."

"When you wake up..."

"I will be right here if you need anything..."

"You're safe."

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Is she though? Is she really? Teehee

Tune in next time to see where this fun, exciting field trip leads them!

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Taglist (:000!! I have a taglist now!!): @whumperofworlds (you wanted more Cafe Pals? You get more Cafe Pals. It seems that the ask gods have smiled down on you today, my friend.)

If you would like to be added or removed from the taglist, feel free to let me know!

[bacchuschucklefuck]

no more fan-ta-sizing about it! everything's already changed~

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Good Morning, World.

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[tinartss]

the dan and phil of tevyat‼️

request for the haikavetham gotcha for gaza! thank you anon for your donation and also for enabling my brainrot. we are on the same wavelength 

[hellsitegenetics]

if it hasn't been asked already (sorry cannot figure out how to search)

chapter one of Alice in Wonderland: https://www.cs.cmu.edu/~rgs/alice-I.html

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Closest match: Erpobdella octoculata genome assembly, chromosome: 7 Common name: Freshwater Leech

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[chipper-smol]

SHORT HAIR LOOP IS GIVING ME FEELINGS

[frankiescatts]

I REQUEST

Brightheart and cinderpelt laughing over something silly thornclaw or brackenfur did/said

i think cinderpelt is the funny one of their litter

[splat-details]

do you know what exactly it is that the splatfest food vendors around splatsville could be making?

well its all very low poly, but i can pretty confidently identify some takoyaki, dumplings and maybe dango, and churros?

as for the rest of it, uh.. ur guess is as good as mine

[beesinmymoth]

i showed my bf the art of megs squishing soundwaves face and he said “when he pulls his hand away it just stays like that. the faceplate’s just bent now”

Knockout is so tired

[ariadne-mouse]

Doodle prompt: Essek’s infographic on the optimal bowl of soup.

Today's flavor: blended zucchini soup with herbs, black pepper, lemon, and a splash of oat milk

[daily-dragon-drawing]

🍜Noodle dragon? 🍲

#69 - 牛肉 (niúròu / beef) - Well someone went and put all these ingredients in his bowl while he was asleep! He appreciates the snack though...🍜🥬🍖

[writinggremlin]

do you have a link to that hypoxia video you talked about? I’d love to see it

Hell yeah I do!! I have all of the videos I've mentioned, and more!! (Idk why that post has blown the fuck up, but I appreciate you guys for accepting me being weird about hypoxia lmao)

"4 of spades": https://youtu.be/UN3W4d-5RPo

The other video that really gives the whumperflies: https://youtu.be/tAaYqkkrJm0

The Tom Scott video that started-- wait this is not Tom Scott, it's SmarterEveryDay! Whoops! Sorry about that! This video started it all: https://youtu.be/kUfF2MTnqAw

If anybody wants more, feel free to ask! I have quite a few more that I'm willing to share! I'm glad to have attracted the hypoxia whump crowd lmao

[tanglepelt]

Dp x dc idea 31

Danny is having a conversation with some dc hero this is the gist.

Hero: so your a meta

Danny: whats a meta

Hero: so an alien???

Danny: aliens exist?!

Hero: so where are you from

Danny: Illinois

Basically Danny has no clue what’s going on in the outside world. Whether it be a info blackout in amity or just him being to stressed to keep up. Just this hero trying to figure out what he is.

[whalefill]

asking real niceys to see ur bilbo baggins design… gobless love ur art forwver

ok i got a few asks about it so heres my brief collection since u were all so niceys. thorin + bilbo + my horrid obsession with old men

[yuri-is-online]

Hi hi so can we have an expansion of middle school Floyd completely being his unfiltered self around yuu (maybe even octotrio going like "Oh please don't believe that merculture is like this" because middle school Floyd is embarrassing them in front of their crush) PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Hmmm

So Floyd says morays are cowards right, but my experiences with little kids tell me that they don't always have the best sense of self-preservation. I picture little Floyd as one of those kids on crack. He thinks this human is cute! Especially because they don't have the sense to be afraid of him at all and are calling him cute, that's real funny. What if he just takes a big chomp outta ya, will you still think he's cute? As for the embarrassment, well...

Azul

It comes from how blunt little Floyd is.

He's got even less patience for Azul's plans than big Floyd does, and the complete inability to see the value of waiting for the pay off. He's actively getting angry at him and throwing temper tantrums every time Azul tries to smooth things over with Yuu.

"No you can't get the ability to breathe underwater from kissing a mermaid Floyd is making that up. And no not all merfolk are obsessed with legs that's just a him thing-"

"Nah Azul really likes your legs and pretty much everything you do with them!" Little Floyd is loud enough that other people than just you are looking at him in confusion (Azul is convinced it is overwhelming judgment) because he's choking on a mixture of spit and air because how did he pick up on that already?!? Azul thinks he's so subtle when he admires you, he's got to be so you don't think he's weird.

He can't wait for this to be over, he can handle being made fun of by the twins now since they've got a good rapport and he can give as good as he gets but little Floyd is like a sea otter with a clam, he just won't let this go because he thinks octopus courtship is boring and he's not above saying that. Outloud. In front of you.

Jade

It's from how willing he is to throw Jade under the bus.

Floyd knows Jade pretty well, even if it's a younger version of him so he knows just how down bad stupid Jade is within 15 seconds and he is determined to "help."

Said help is mostly just humming a very specific song while swimming around you in circles and doing little tricks to "set the mood." Or asking you what you think about Jade when he thinks he's out of earshot, something he's never once been since little Floyd got summoned.

He thought this would be fun, Floyd is always so delightfully unpredictable and now there's two of him! But instead of bothering Azul he's decided to torture Jade and ruin his carefully cultivated image instead. He sort of gets why Azul was so determined to get rid of all his childhood photos now, you're never going to look at him the same after this.

When his efforts don't work because Jade is too much of a coward little Floyd starts just telling you a bunch of stuff they got up to as kids in an effort to embarras him. It clearly works from how quick Jade is to shove him to the side but you're polite enough to keep the laughter to a minimum. For the most part

Floyd

It comes from how much of a coward he is.

Floyd is waiting for the right time to speak with you, when he's extra sure that you feel the same as he does. When he knows you'll accept everything he wants to give you and more.

But no. Little him has to say everything that comes into his mind. "Are your legs soft? Why are you leaking seawater? Do all humans really only have ten toes and can I count them-"

If you find this funny, I think it might depress him somewhat. He wants you to see all the ways he's smart and not brush him off as an unserious joke. If you think it's cute, well that's a mix of emotions. He doesn't want you to see him as cute now, but it's ok if you find morays cute, and even nicer if you find baby morays cute. That thought alone perks him up.

Until little Floyd starts telling Yuu he thinks they're cute. Then he gets possessive and starts competing with himself like a looser. Probably by picking Yuu up and carrying them away since his legs are longer and he can get away faster.

[spamsandsuch]

jesters i drew awhile back