#like deadass...

[gaydryad]

accidentally getting a little too into my pedagogy class and starting to wonder if I should pivot and go into education (academic field)

[scramratz]

Did you know it’s legal in the USA for mattress companies to put fiberglass in their mattresses? They don’t even have to label them! So if you wanna commission me so I can buy a new bed I won’t stop you

[chloesimaginationthings]

What Vanny was up to during FNAF security breach

[shandzii]

You selfship with Navi? I’d wanna see your selfship sona ngl

you know what cringe is dead I'm the ugly ass groom

[pcktknife]

thought everyone hated me and wanted me to kick rocks and die but it turns out I was just going stir crazy from being in the house for multiple weeks without break !!!!!!

[moopsoup]

caleb is a fucking freak. you should’ve known that by now.

his cum is still warm inside you, leaking down your thighs, and he’s already got his mouth between them again. you barely have time to catch your breath before he’s spreading you open, fingers digging into your thighs as he groans at the mess he made.

“fuck” he breathes out, voice thick with something primal. his thumb swipes through the slick dripping out of you, then he licks it off, eyes rolling back like he’s savoring the taste. “shit, pipsqueak, you taste so good like this. we mix so well.”

he licks into you like he’s obsessed. like he can’t get enough. like he’s addicted to the way you taste with him still dripping out of you.

[prlssprfctn]

Continuing my agenda about Bruce and Jason becoming the most annoying and dramatic people after fixing their relationship, and making others roll their eyes, because, come on, we all need that. And because Bruce is as dramatic as others; he kinda technically was inspired by Zorro when becoming Batman, alright? That tells a lot.

Anyway, no thoughts, just Bruce and Jason annoying everyone with being the most melodramatic duo ever.

Jason, appearing in the Batcave out of the sudden, swaying a little: Hey Dick, worried: Hey. Are you okay? You rarely drop by like this... Jason, stopping by Bruce's armchair, dramatically slumping over: I... I came here today, because I lost my last battle... Bruce, who senses his bullshit, but plays along: Oh no, champ, what's wrong? Dick, activating mother-hen: SHOULD WE CALL ALFRED? ARE YOU- Jason, sniffling: Battle... Battle with... Loneliness. Bruce, with a short smile on his face: (theatrically puts Britney's Baby One More Time exactly on "My loneliness is killing me" line) Dick, groaning: YOU BOTH-

Jason, spawning in the middle of the day in WE, behind Bruce's back: Old man, protocol 222. Asap. You have five minutes. Bruce, standing up abruptly: Oh, okay. Bruce, with his stern father voice on: Jason, you are disowned. Jason: Fuck you!!! Tim, who was sitting in the same cabinet, watching as Jason storms off: Excuse me? Bruce: He is either watching some movie or reads a book about daddy issues, so he needs to get into a mood. Please, continue your analysis. Tim: ...What the fuck.

Duke: I was always a little curious... What was your father like? No pressure, you don't need to answer if you don't want to. Jason: Well- Bruce, popping out of nowhere: How come you don't know what kind of father I am? Duke: Oh, no, I meant Jason's biological fa- Bruce, frowning: I am his biological father. Jason, because he is no less shit: Yeah, damn, didn't want to tell others, especially to Damian, since he will freak out... But apparently Bruce had a one-night stand thing with my bio mama. It is kinda a secret. Bruce, very pleased: Yeah. It is a secret... but you can probably say that, considering how alike we look. Jason: (nods) Duke, absolutely believing this shit, because had you seen this fucking family: Oh. Ok. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone. Jason, beaming: Thanks, dude. That's why you are my favourite.

[ifwdominicfike]

feel free to come any time !!!!!!!!

[cacklefrendly]

*72-hour playtime voice* yeah this game's a'ight

[blvck-minou]

How could you think, darling, I'd scare so easily?

This was beamed into my brain when I read this tweet

[cosmic-nia]

some swap au screenshot redraws

[chloesimaginationthings]

Next you’re gonna tell me Vanessa was stolen as a baby

“Father knows best, listen to your father”

[keferon]

prowl being so dependent on tarantulas and his medical treatments to function and survive is probably another argument for why hed wanna get turned into a cybertronian at some point too

because if tarantulas dies to a quinteson attack or the medical facility is damaged and he loses access to his literally life saving medicine thats it hes screwed, but if hes 100% robot like jazz he wont be dependent on another person to survive just day to day

Ohhohohohfmfn you know

Considering that Prowl's condition would consistently be getting worse throughout the whole story?

He'd be so fucking happy to become a robot. It would be the best thing ever. After all the side effects and experiments and his worsening health and nerve damage and food that tastes like medicine and dysphoria?

Becoming an actual mech would make him absolutely ecstatic.

Jazz would worry about how he would react to all the new and different things while Prowl would just be like "HOLY SHIT nothing hurts???? "

Jazz: Wouldn't you miss like...stuff?

Prowl: Huh?

Jazz: Food?

Prowl: All the food tasted like medicine most of my life. As long as energon doesn't taste like Hydrocodone I'm fine.

Jazz: Hm. But like. Breathing? Cybertronians don't breathe.

Prowl: They don't?

Prowl: *stops and listens to the silence*

Jazz: You didn't notice????

Prowl, awkwardly: I forgot

[clumsypuppy]

eos pt. 2

[ratchet-toesniffer]

I posted this on TikTok and got absolutely flamed for it 😭🙏🏼🙏🏼 Had some geeks in my comments thinking I was making genuine f33der content. That being said, it’s hilarious bc I've seen SO MANY g1 f33der Optiratch fics. Tickles my funny bone. (side note, I am a big fan of making ratchet fat. I will defend him til the day I die. An angel loses its wings when a skinny ratchet is drawn.)

[lotus-pear]

"stop making akechi pancake jokes its 2024" no fuck you