#like honstly fuck you

[the-odyssey-of-a-clown]

to who ever told my sister my blog url i hope you stub your toe every time you turn a corner

[yudrein-aile]

currently at the arc where the cavalry return from the west, and it's so fucking funny. truly the 'yuder why are you like this' arc. he's such a fucking menace. he swings from mercilessly bullying kiolle to going heart eyes over kishiar and back like a pendulum. his friends are trying to have deep conversations and he's like 'i have a terrible personality' and 'if anyone's mean to you i'll kill them. you can cuss me out btw'. this bitch is insane and i'm loving it

Yuder is a god damn treasure for real and also 508 is so funny to me

"Gakane, I didn't help you out of some grand intention, contrary to what you think." "I know. To you, there's no great difference between helping Kanna and the others, and helping me." "No, what I want to say is that my being strong and my personality are two different issues." Yuder replied firmly, locking eyes with him. "I'm someone who doesn't care what others say as long as it doesn't interfere with what I have to do. It's not because I'm strong; I've been like this even before my Awakening. I've suffered losses due to this trait, but it hasn't changed and probably never will." He had even faced execution due to this personality. A fact Gakane was likely unaware of. "…" "This isn't strength. It's just having an incredibly stubborn and unpleasant personality. If you were like me, I think it would be difficult for us to get along." Gakane Bolunwald, being stubborn and having an unpleasant personality, was an unimaginable combination. "You say you're embarrassed for not being of any help and about your past. But if we're measuring shame, shouldn't I be the more ashamed one? I nearly ruined the party's atmosphere, and one person even fainted and had to be carried away." "That's not…” "Yet, I'm not particularly ashamed. I did what I wanted to do, and if I could go back, I would do it again." Upon hearing Yuder's unsettlingly calm words, Gakane blinked a few times.

Honstly I genuienly love this about Yuder as a character too. He learns to get along better with people, as far as regression stories go, Yuder's is definitely one about emotional growth rather than strength, but it does not ignore his base personality - which is a very goal orientated "don't care how I get there" kinda deal. He's petty and mean and doesn't care what others think about him - but he very much acknowledges that as character flaws, but not as something to overcome to reach some state of kind perfection.

also a big fan of how often he goes "do you want me to kill that guy for you because I will totally kill that guy for you"

[forestshadow-wolf]

What element including sub-bending would you choose to bend and what elements would Roach and the 141 be?

Atla au.

if I could choose any type of bending, I'd honstly just go with a plain old, standard fire-bending.

starting with my son (Roach), he would be earth-bending. actually- probably metal-bending, but I doubt that he actually needs to do too much metal-bending

onto Price, he's harder for me to get a read on, he could just be a non-bender. which, I mean it doesn't mean he's useless, just that he may have to get creative.

Gaz, he always gives me green and/or water-y vibes, so I'm going to say he's a definite water-bender (if air-benders were not wiped out i'd have given him air-bending tho)

Ghost, he's an earth-bender. he dug himself out of a grave, that's gotta be like a sign or something, right?... or does that just mean the universe has a fucked-up sense of humor?............ no. no, it's fine.

my wife (soap), fire-bending. no question about it. it just makes sense to me. he knows all the best way to blow charges to do most/least damage. he knows how fire will affect the structural integrity of a building that only experience can bring.

[the-seraph-thilio]

Honstly, and I don’t really care if this sounds mean or not, it’s mad disrespectful to Stan Sakai, the CREATOR of MIYOMOTO USAGI, that ya’ll will not research his character.

He is not an oc.

He is not owned by tmnt.

And he is not Usagi Yuichi!!!

Ya’ll act like google is not right at your finger tips. RESEARCH something before you start stating shit on the internet with no backing. I’m sick of seeing people just seeing ONE person say something not even true in relation to usagi and everybody just fucking taking it like gospel.

Also, just fyi, Leo x Usagi is not a crack ship - they have met numerous times through both tmnt and usgai’s own comic book runs and usagi has shown up in both the 80’s tmnt and 03’ tmnt tv shows.

This is fact that you can GOOGLE on your own if you do not believe me.

And here, just to make it easier on ya’ll, is a link to Stan Sakai’s website:

[septrose]

I went on Reddit and there was a post on r/AO3 and UGH...

It was about writing shit about aroace characters and how it's not bad to write smut or romantic shit about them.

I'm going to say it.. I don't think people who aren't full-on aroace shouldn't talk about it. I mean I shouldn't talk about it either but whatever...

Saying that a character who is fully aroace can "still date" and "still have sex" is honstly fucking stupid.

It's the same shit as the post i made about Alastor from Hazbin Hotel.. Why tf are you making excuses just to invalidate a characters idenity?

You wouldn't take a lesbian character and ship and write smut of them with a guy but y'know... of course thoses people would..

It's just UGH stop talking over aroace people...

-

ik the OP was on the aroace spectrum but idk why they're acting like their opinion is the truly right one. and most of the comments are probably from people who aren't aroace at ALL.

[shadowxamyweek]

Hey I know you don’t like the Archie sonic that much, and that is understandable, but I would implore you to at least read Sonic universe 59-62. It is fucking awesome, and you don’t have to read the rest of Archie to understand what is going on. It made me bow to the king.

Hey @sharkrad08222222! I didn't forget this ask, I just needed a day off to sit down and read XD

Honstly, I'm glad you sent this in. You're right- I'm not the biggest fan of Archie, but I've got to give credit where credit is due- Shadow Fall is a lot of fun. If anyone else would like to read it, you should check out this Applebees gift card. ( @biolizardboils I'm never gonna get over that joke XD)

So anyway, here's Shadow Fall

As an aside, I'm really glad that many of the original Archie Sonic crew were able to move over to jobs at IDW and stay on Sonic. I cannot imagine the horror of watching that whole... everything... happen. As someone who has been in a similar (abet still different) position within my own field, it's a genuine nightmare. Furthermore, the fact that many who made that move from Archie to IDW are still there, and that we haven't heard any ill-will from those who have since left/retired- maybe it's the optimist in me, but I want to believe that everyone's doing okay at IDW, and that's good.

Anyway, you didn't ask, but I decided to kinda make this *a thing.* So many people, myself included, sometimes squint at Archie/IDW and go eeeeeeeeh a lot. That does the entire story a disservice though. There's so much fun in these comics. Better yet, you can feel when the comic team is having fun, too. There's moments where the dialog or the art is just immaculate and you can tell that people were really excited about these parts. It's a joy to see.

So, I'm gonna talk about some of the joys I saw in this, or things I just really liked and kinda would like to see again.

1- Shadow and Team Dark's relation to G.U.N.

I like this. I like this a lot. I like Shadow not being afraid to be a snarky bitch, I like the fact that Shadow doesn't really enjoy working with G.U.N, I like the fact that G.U.N doesn't trust Shadow let alone the rest of Team Dark really. It's an alliance by necessity. Each member of Team Dark stays together because they WANT to stay together, but they only stay with G.U.N because, for one reason or another, they have deemed that their best possible option for now. There's a palpable tension that has a lot of history and can still be used in really fun ways like this. I deeply enjoy it.

Speaking of Team Dark-!

2- We Love a Bunch of Freaks

You're honor, that's a family. I love the dynamics. I love the trust and camaraderie and banter. I love the way they rely on one another and make sure to be there for one another. They took what is visible in the games and cranked it up to a 12, but it feels natural, especially when you take into consideration just how LONG these comics had gone on for. I talk about the history between Team Dark and G.U.N, but there is a history between Shadow, Rouge, and Omega as individual people too, let alone being a team under the thumb of a military force.

This is love right here, and I love it.

3- I Missed the Critter Smiling

Shadow smiles... so much in Archie. I love it. And for those of you who are confused and might think this is out of character, I point again to SA2. He smiles rather frequently in that game, even if it's a smile that says 'oh I'm going to enjoy beating your ass.' He also smiles a bit in Heros, Battle, Rivals, and SHtH05, though not as much.

4- The Art, Story, and OCs are Fun

The art is FUN! That first set of panels in particular- I love that. What a clever way to set that up! That's what I mean by you can feel that people were enjoying themselves working on this! Plus, this comic doesn't shy away from horror. I know we got that (beautifully done I might ad) in the Zombot arc, Scrapnik Island spinoff, and Dr. Starline with Surge and Kit. Like, whoever liked horror and had the inspiration for this stuff at Archie either made the transfer to IDW or heavily influenced some of the people on that team, because it's the same vibe. It's a classic, timeless sort of horror that I enjoy most, and it's very palpable here.

As an aside, they did a REALLY good job of making you like these new characters off the drop. I'm not saying I don't like the OCs of IDW (although I don't like Lanolin and, frankly, I don't think I'm SUPPOSE to like Lanolin. She's that perfect example of wanting more to be right than she does to help and I LOVE THAT because you get those people even in the best of causes but anyway). Eclipse though? As soon as that freak showed up on page and I read what he was saying, I loved the little gremlin. You feel for him, and for the Black Arms, which is excellent. They are still CLEARLY the bad guys- they don't HAVE to eat people, they CHOOSE to- but like... damn- you wish there was a way to make things right, and when you watch it all fall apart, you grieve a little. I'm sure if I read more of Archie I'd find more OC's I was meh about but it's just something I was thinking about as I kept going back and looking at Eclipse's body language and facial expressions. Like- look at this bugger-

He lobbied on Shadow's behalf for Black Death to NOT kill him because he so desperately wanted a 'big brother' who could join his 'family' and meet all the new babies and everything. He wanted so badly for Shadow to like him and like being with the Black Arms and make a new life and lkajsdfl;jasd augh....

5- Shadow feels like Shadow

Oh fuck yes.

Mind you, there are other times in Archie where the characters DON'T feel like a natural progression of their game counterparts. I've seen and read moments where Archie Shadow feels very... wrong... but in this? You're 100% right. They are VERY themself in this and it's a treat, a little hard candy for the soul to suck on. I am delighted.

6- It's The Little Things

Maybe it's just because I get the volumes and not the individual comics, but I don't see the fanart submissions or the Q&As. You use to find those sorts of things in all kinds of publications. I remember when I was getting my first game magazines in the mail, there would be stuff like that. It was always fun to page through.

I would adore if they brought those back, but I can also see why they wouldn't. While I think the fandom has gotten much more relaxed in some ways, in others, it's still nutty and weird and, frankly, a little terrible sometimes, but maybe that's just all fandoms. I dunno.

Anyway, it was nice to see that sort of stuff again. I missed it <3

So yeah, this was a lot of fun to read

Thanks again for the recommendation. I deeply enjoyed it.

It's wild too, because there are so many people who are now a part of Sonic's comic history that I remember on here just... goofing off. @bumblekast's Ian Flynn went from working as a writer at Archie to being a head writer at IDW, but I remember reading random posts of theirs online. @chibijenhen and @spiritsonic I remember being on Deviantart and following them. I remember finding bits and pieces of @tysonhesse's work online. I just, all these people, kinda showing me that, if I wanted, I could give a shot at tossing my hat into that ring, too. I ended up going a different way career wise, but now, I'm seeing all these awesome people AGAIN in an online space I'm in and going, 'You know... maybe I can try this for real.'

I don't know. It's just... it's been giving me a lot of hope, and hope is nice, especially when you're stubborn enough to foster it and give it reason to grow.

Maybe one day, that'll be my name in the credits, if I work hard and I'm lucky.

Keep your fingers crossed for me, yeah? <3

[rozonrozark]

I was wondering

1-Does Marinette invents new powers all by herself or she alredy knew their possibilities somehow (and never mentioned that to kwamis because they seem suprised)

2-Soo about Nadja's plans, will she really sucessfully bring Misterbug and Cheshire to her show? Its been years since i seen that episode but i remember her being akumatised because it didnt go acording to plan. (i guess she showed the picture of them kissing and...?)

3-What are your plans on Lila? Will she stay in background or became someone important to story?

4-Adult Alix seems very very worried about Bread and she talks about how she will pay her back... im assuming something very very wrong happened to Bread or Alix just feels really guilty. (It also confirms she will know her identity in the future. Is it due to her job or at one time she revealed herself or got revealed? oh no)

5-Considering lack of humans in her life, would it be too much of a exaggerate to believe that Mari didnt interact with anyone who isnt a kwami for days at some point?

6-Its more like wanting some sweet karma but when the fuck will Cloe exiled to literally anywhere else? And what about rest of the class? Seeing them comotose in captured au was a balm to my soul. Also, does Mari knows she can teleport Cloe to noth pole and get away with it? Im sure as hell at least half of kwamis would cheer on her.

8-Mari isnt a cat and that probably means she is a bug but what if she is something else? I really can't come with any ideas but thats interesting as heck.

9-If bonding with your kwami in long term means you gain similar traits from them, assuming Bread keeps Plag for much longer does that means she will be much more like cat like? Will she hate showering? Will she knock of stuff from tables? Will she develop heavy preferance to meat? Will she develop claws???

1: For the most part she knew that there were other powers based on the theories of her ancestor. But the powers she came up with that surprised the kwamies were the ones that should have been impossible. Like, the Black Storm Dragon that was a fusion of two kwamies powers.

2: Nadja's plan in this AU will come about but unlike in the Cannon, where they kept pushing for higher ratings, there is no concern for the same thing to get to her.

3: She is the Starscream, that is all I will say.

4: Alix is concerned about Mari because she hates everything that happened to her BEST friend. I will not say if anything else bad will happen to Mari just that she will be getting some positive development. Now as for how she will learn the cat's identity, that is something to be found out.

5: Now what do you count as Marinette having human contact? Becuase Cheshire would have regular human contact thanks to patrols and other such. Marinette though... She does have contact with her parents through texts and phone calls. Let that just say what you want.

6: The various kwami have pointed out what they could do but Marinette has passed on them. After all the miraculous need to be used for the betterment of humanity.

7: I just double checked and you skipped this number. I don't say that to be mean I just found it funny :D

8: I have honstly been thinking about what Mari could have been. Either a Bug or a Fox. Both are creative and she would work well with either.

9: She will become more cat but as for claws and the like? Those kinda changes will only come about due to over-using Catalyst.

[anachronistic-falsehood]

6 for the QSMP Ask Game :D

6. Name a ship(s) you like

OH GOD I COULD GO ON AND ON AND ON. honstly tho. have to say my fav is celltw. they just scratch an itch in my brain yk, they live in my mind rent free all the time and every time they interact it drives me bonkers and fucking yonkers dude. and this isn't under any kind of assumption that they'll ever be canon or "endgame" or w/e i just love their dynamic and their history and i am OBSESSED with them. they're so fucked up <3

[stellawolfearts]

I also feel like Macaque would be the kind of parent to suddenly pull the 'gravity is increasing on me' from lilo and stitch with the kids

NO BECAUSE HE WOULD

HE FUCKING WOULD.

OHMYGOD. HE . WOULD

HES SO OVERDRAMATIC EVEN IN FRONT OF THE KIDS

AND HE DOERSNT TAKE THE OVERDRAMATIC CRAP FROM THE KIDS BC HE KNOWS HOW THAT SHIT WORKS AND WHEN THEY PULL IT ON SWK.

*wipes tear* "i taught u so well"

-------------------------

"Baba!!" Mk called out running inside with his sister following behind "you said you'd take u to the paaaaarrk"

Macaque was honstly not up to taking the kids to the park, he was pretty tired today and wanted to relax.

"we live on an island, everywhere is a park" he replied

"there arent other kids heeeerree!" mk whined latching onto Macaques leg

"I WANT SWINGS PAPA WE DONT HAVE SWINGS" Mei screamed beginning to push against Macaques leg. Macaque sighed and looked over at Nezha, currently in his adult form, watching the scene amused.

"are you gonna help me?" Macaque asked while the kids assulted his legs. Nezha merely raised his eyebrows and gave a small smile before reverting to his true form and running over to push against him as well.

"park" he said with a serious expression.

Macaque groaned loudly and leaned back, an idea forming in his mind.

"LETS GOOOOOO""PAPAAAAAA'"park"

"oh no" Macaque gasped slowly leaning back more "gravity is increasing on me" Macaque said leaning his weight backward and barking out a laugh at the kids sudden screams "PAPA!" "MACAQUE DONT YOU DARE!" "NO ITS NOT"

" it is too same thing happened yesterday" Macaque replied before dropping his weight entirely onto the kids who reached thier hands up to stop him from crashing on them, but they all lost thier grip and macaque succesfully crashed onto the three screaming kids.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" "IM GETTING BABA" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

"what the hell is going on here?"

[gloster]

SHIPPER TAG GAME

Tagged by @brazilian-whalien52

1. What ship were you completely obsessed with when you were a teenager, but now you don't care anymore?

Honestly- and this PAAAAAAINS to me to say since my middle-school self would be furious at me-but probably Troyella. Obviously, still love them. Still think of them fondly, but compared to other ships, they're on the lower end.

2. Which ship would you consider your first one?

I'm TEMPTED to say troyella again since they were the ship that made me realize what shipping was- and how hard it can go for a fangirl. But in terms of a ship you remember watching, loving, and loving seeing their interactions, that would have to be Tom and Kimberly from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers.

Their chemistry, their moments were the reason why I loved the show so much

I didn't know what ship or OTP meant, but they were the definitely the first couple I remembered LOVING seeing them together

3. Your first fanfic belonged to which couple?

That would be Troy & Gabriella. The movie wasn't enough for me, so I decided to make more stories on them

4. Do you remember the first couple you saw a fanart over?

That would be a tie between InuKag and Robstar. Those were the top 2 ships I remember seeing TONS of Youtube videos and fanart in middle school.

5. Did you ever get into ship discourse?

*thinks hard* I want to say....no. Least I can't remember. I just chill in my little corner with my friends, gushing & reading fics of our ships

6. Did you used to have any no-otp or have it currently?

The way I DESPISED LOATHED AND HATED TROYPAY with a burning, burning deep passion. Couldn't stand the ship. Still don't like the ship. And obviously, Tommy x Kat because NO NO NO NO

7. Who were the couple in the last fanfic you read?

Payurain in this WIP I'm really enjoying. Seriously, love these two boys

8. Currently, do you have any OTPs?

Oh dear lord, my OTPS literally have their yachts at this point. And the list of the top ones constantly switch, but at the moment I can say my top 6 include: drarry, zutara, sheith, tododeku, payurain, and of course dickkory

9. Is there any couple that, to this day, you are extremely mad about not getting together?

Oh. Dear. Lord. The way at least several ships can fit this question, but that belongs to my top 3 ships that were done so dirty.

OBVIOUSLY-and forever fuming about it-THESE TWO:

Forever and ALWAYS THESE TWO that had everything. The history, the chemistry, best friends to lovers, ride or die, battle couple...and yet the writers were like, nah

TO INFINITY & BEYOND BEYOND BEYOND: DRARRY . You can't tell me NOTHING. If Harry was a girl, they would have been endgame. If Draco was a girl, they definitely would have gotten together. I will forever stand on this hill

10. Is there any ship you used to dislike but now you think they are kind of interesting?

I wouldn't dislike at all, but I can definitely say after the previous season, they got more on my radar and that would be Geto x Gojo. I've always been intrigued by their dynamic, but season 2 really showed so much depth in their relationship, their friendship, and how things went wrong. Just so well done and also extremely heartbreaking

11. Do you have any ship that, in the past, was considered normal but now you would be cancelled over?

Maybe.....Honestly, I can't think of one. Like none are coming to my head. Closest one I can think of would be Alison x Emily or Spencer x Toby. The former because the toxicity of the ship, the way Ali manipulated and gaslight Emily's emotions was fucked up. Just as Toby letting Spencer think he was dead, let her think she found his corpse, and watch her break down...only to give a half-ass apology.

12. What was your favorite crack ship?

Honstly, Kyo x Arisa from Fruit Baskets- and that is solely because watching the way Arisa constantly rifled Kyo up was too damn hilarious.

13. Who is the couple you read more fanfics off?

Hands down, that would have to be drarry

14. What most of your ships usually have in common?

Probably two sides of the same coin. Different in many ways but similar in others. With drarry, both being just a boy in time of war. For zutara, the sun and the moon. Grump x Sunshine, which is a similar dynamic for many of my ships.

15. What you absolutely hate in a ship?

Hands down, the quickest way for me to hate a ship is the following: A always loving B, B being OBLIVIOUS to A's affections even though the whole country is aware of it, and then when A finally moves on THAT'S WHEN B suddenly realizes OH MY GOSH I LOVE THEM. 🤢🤮🤬😡 I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. Also, if the dynamic of the ship is unequal such as bully and bullied, in which the bully spends 90% of them torturing the love interest and then final 10% actually showing some care...NOPE. NOPE. NOPE.

Tagging: @kila09, @dreamydrarry, @sebbies, @negrowhat, @goldentruth813, @starlitruns, @omgitsseddie, @sweet-potatah-pie, @narcobarbies, @bavariansugarcookie, @itsjustafia

[forsakenprogam]

*Bomb poseidon ass the whole ålace exploded run off laughing together with Adamas🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Jack ate so bad ,He such gentleman that just needs a bit of love🫶🫶💞💞🫂🫂🫂 I hate his mom so much but I thank her for giving birth to such a beautiful baby tho ,I'M TAKE HIM FROM YOU ,HE MY SON NOW🥰💞🫂 GOod thing jack end her.💅😌😌

Slay slay bicth.

Honstly never really liked bruehilde yeah it weird how she cried for Hercules but not her blood her SISTERS the only one that cried was göll she definitely cared alot bruehilde even had the nerv to tell her to stop crying on focus on ragnarok ,Like how selfish can you be is a game of mankind and gods more important than your own sisters?

No worries you reposened when you have time🥰

☆👓-anon.

Jack slayed💅💅 Slayed his own mother, I’M SO GLAD HE KILLED THAT BITCH. BRO WHEN I WAS READING THAT PART I WAS LIKE “FUCK YEAH JACK, GET HER ASS!” And honestly, JACK DESERVES BETTER PARENTS, you’d probably be a WAAAYYYY better parent than that bitch.

Bro Brunhilde did not care a single bit, she had the AUDACITY TO EVEN GET MAD AT Göll when one of their sisters died. LIKE WHO WOULDN’T CRY WHEN THE SISTERS THEY LOVED FOR THEIR ENTIRE LIFE DIES RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM? I FUCKING WOULD, even though I don’t have any. But when Hercules died she was all crying and saying she’ll kill herself when the ragnarok is over so that she could be with him. LIKE GIRL, YOU CARE ABOUT HIM MORE THAN ALL YOUR SISTERS?! she kinda a bitch, but she’s hot though. Still a cold bitch.

Who’s your favorite and least favorite characters in this series? I’m just a bit curious.

Also, thanks for waiting for my response!

[gloriagravess]

You have 10 new messages

Hii I'm takung your bf phonr cuz hes drunk

Honstly im no5 much bettre

any way he

Shit didn't want to send thay

Anyway hes fucking cry like a little bitch avoutyou and I cant deal wiyg this dhit

I havevso meny issue and I just cant deal eith hiss

Get him now

*A few minutes past and they send a picture of their address*

Get uour bitvh

Plzzz

Gloria stared at the messages and sighed

Die in a hole

She got up and went to go grab Catthew

[andyfire122]

Fictober23 day 26: "Honstly why would I care?"

(Fandom: Invader Zim. Including the Gaz from @chaos-trio12 and her hybrid alt.)

“So you figured it out.”

Vaz just looks into the mirror with a glare. "No shit I figured it out. It doesn't take a genius to tell what you see when it comes to the hell mirror. Your part me after all. Dumbass."

She returned to the hell mirror to figure something out. That bad ending she saw that day kept bugging her ever since. The more she thought of it. The more she knew what she had to do. Even if the worst happened, Vaz knows she wouldn’t just ever leave her friends in hell.

I think I finally get what Zes was saying with her alt. We share a past...that's it. I guess this is our alt after all. Fuck, she looks like shit.

Ves just folded her arms from the other side of the mirror. With how they sometimes ended up in the chat, they just expected their lucky versions to figure out who they were. They just finally got lucky for once and it was the Gaz side that was first to contact them.

"Yeah well, you found us. Want a medal? You have a point somewhere?" Ves just looked on with their pink eyes. Even now Vaz can tell the sturring of two souls in there. It was a slight relief for her to see that for some reason.

Dam Zes, guess you really are way too stubborn to disappear.

Vaz just narrowed her eyes. “Come home. You know what I’m talking about.”

"Honestly, why would I care? That's your home. That's where you get a planet, a dad, and a brother. That's the thing, nothing just goes away by just going to the place where it didn't go wrong. You and Zes are the lucky ones. Go and live your lives and we'll just go and do what we can for this shit excuse of a body."

Vaz sighed. "You're just a ball of sunshine."

"Says the executive goth using a mirror in a literal hell." The hybrid looks on while it looks like the Pak on them glowed a bit.

Wow, she could have said fashionable executive goth. Man, someone's bitter in hell now. Harsh.

[alltimefanfiction]

I’ll take any suggestions you want to give me 🫶 I really appreciate it and I’ll give the Callakarth fics a chance I’m sure they are great and I’m dying to read new stuff even though Jalex has my heart

Honstly I'm just a big fan of any fic Vampire Vengence (author of Bandana Code) puts out. Neondanger (author of Star-Crossed) has some goodies for when I'm in the mood for some filthy smut. So If you havent had the chance to do a deep dive through all their fics then I'd reccomend them.

Bellawritess also is a great author. Their fics top out with an M rating so no smut, but they have a few of my fave fics.

You may have read Erode, but the same author put out the first part of a new fic Just To Seal My Fate this year (I think?) and I am very patiently waiting the second half.

Wolf In A Lamb's Skin

Count It Down

Lit A Match (With Your Nails On My Back)

Ask For It

Old Habits Die Hard

Violet

Those are probably my top five smut one-shots off the top of my head but you may have read those already so my advice (what I do) is just search our tags for a topic that interests you and work through what you haven't read or want to read again.

-Molli

Bless you for giving the Callakarth a chance, I don't think you'll regret it. Jalex was obviously my absolute number one when I first entered the fanfiction side of this fandom (anyone recall my old URL?) but I can't tell you enough how much it will benefit you to branch into other ships because there's a lot of amazing stuff by great authors that isn't Jalex. And obviously there's nowhere near as much being written for the fandom now so looking at things that aren't Jalex just means you have more to read in the meantime.

Anyway, here's some oneshots I love of various pairings so you can dip your toes in:

As It Sank (I Thought Of You) - Jalex

Yer Old Grave - Zalex, Zack/John O'Callaghan

Anaphylaxis - Callakarth

Products/Reactants - Callakarth

Forget Me, Forget Me Not - Jalex

Save Your Heart - Merrikat

Tie Me In Ribbons - girl!Jalex

Ruined - Jack/Grieco, by the lovely mod Addyson

Wet Hot American Summer - Jalex

BJ Foe - Jalex, technically a series rather than a oneshot, and I'm sure you've probably read this or at least many other things by this author, but she is a classic!

In Which It's Valentine's Day and Gabe Buys Alex Roses - Gabex, and again, truly classic author so I'm sure you've read her stuff but there's a bunch that isn't Jalex that's really good

Black Permanent Marker - Alex/Ryan Ross

Keep Quiet, Nothing Comes As Easy As You + sequel Little Lover, You're In Trouble - Jalex (sequel is watersports)

The Boy Next Door - Jalex

And literally everything our former mod Emily has written is fucking amazing. Everything. I think it's all Jalex, or at least mostly. Same with everything by alex_g4skarth. Both authors make me cry with, like, everything even if it's not that sad and it's been that way for a decade!!! Don't know why.

Molli linked Erode above and that author is also excellent, I'm sure you've probably read their stuff from their Mibba (some of my old faves were deleted though).

Aaaaand I'm currently in the process of reading the newest (?) Jalex that we know of, A Very Festive Façade. I started it last night and only got a quarter of the way through it before I had to go to bed but I wanna give it a shoutout because Kalina is another person who still publishes in the fandom and we need that!!!

I mostly steered away from smut out of laziness, and also because there are so many faves that are SUPER popular (at least for Jalex).

If you start reading the Callakarth ones and enjoy them, please feel free to come to my inbox and be unhinged about it because I miss having fellow shippers to do that with.

-Eve

[onlyjaeyun]

the way i am bouncing up and down like a fucking trampoline excited for the chapter. i love a good hate fuck 🤭. take a break, drink water, eat food, because you are doing life saving work (mine is saved everytime you post).

i can’t wait for the future of this smau. the shit those two about to say to each other after they fuck is going to be UNHINGED and WILD i fear. no holding back lmaoo. 🥰

aaah thank you so so much baby 🥺🤍 you guys are truly the best and i honstly am so relieved and grateful to know you're all enjoying the smau so far, sending you the biggest kiss ever 🥺🤍

[0ystercatcher]

Hihi looking to experience some new cuisine, can you recommend a good Peruvian dish that is reasonably simple to make? Thanks ❤️❤️

omfg yes. i hav to alert tho, most peru dishes will require some peru ingredients that are a little hard to come by outside the country, like aji amarillo or aji panca or huacatay. depending on where u are u might be able to find them in latino grocery stores, am*zon or just find decent replacements. but ummm some simple delicious peru dishes:

causa de atun (layered seasoned mashed potato and tuna salad, eaten cold. a summer fave!)

ceviche, obviously. theres a billion varieties and its honstly rly easy to make, 95% of the work is prepping ingredients and getting good fresh fish. alternatively, tiradito, for the japanese fusion version (basically sashimi ceviche)

lomo saltado. im ngl im not a big fan but its a huge favorite for so many ppl here lol. if you like beef and fries youll like it. mega easy to make, its just a stir fry w rice

anticuchos if ur not afraid of organ meats. so fucking good. so so easy. boil some potatos to eat on the side w fresh cheese if u make them.

guiso de trigo just a simple wheat stew but you add fresh cheese in it and eat it w some rice. perfect winter meal, peak comfort food for me <3

good luck anon lmk if u can make any of these!! and hmu if u want more theres soooo many delicious peru meals u can make