#literallly all of them

[accio-sriracha]

The Marauders as Asexuals.

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(Because I'm ace and love representation, plus I think it's a good way to show the dynamics of different types of asexuality and how it can be affected by a person's personality.)

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Sirius:

(Sex-Positive and Asexual)

Yes of course, the most dramatic bitch in the castle.

Flirts with literally everyone under the sun and never gets uncomfortable because obviously it doesn't mean anything.

Constantly referring to himself as a slut despite never having had sex in his life with zero plans to in the future.

Constant casual/flirtatious touches, but will shut down the second someone tries to give him genuine physical affection.

James' warm hugs and Remus' little hand squeezes are heartbreaking leave him alone.

Is depressed and masks it with EXTREME self confidence.

Constantly talking about his appearance and how hot he is.

"Smash." "Sirius you're asexual." "So?? I have eyes??"

Just a walking hypocrisy honestly.

"Just because I don't want to fuck a dude doesn't mean I don't want to THINK about fucking said dude."

*still self pleasures but absolutley wants no part in the act with another person*

Will 100% still make out with a partner if given the opportunity to.

Loves neck kisses.

Gets turned on actually very easily under proper circumstances.

But you don't understand, its not the act or the person, it's the IDEA.

Thinking about actual sex makes him sick ngl...

*asexual panicking*

^^Literally all the time

His friends always make jokes about how he's the world's worst asexual and he literally can't deny it.

Peter:

(Sex-Repulsed and Asexual)

Hates everything to do with sex.

That's literally it. He just hates it.

Anytime people make inappropriate jokes he just groans because it's so GROSS.

Why would anyone want to touch where you literally PISS OUT OF??

Constantly having his ears covered during conversations.

"Guys! Not in front of Wormtail!"

Is referred to (much to his dismay) as the "innocent friend"

"Just because I don't want to swap disgusting bodily fluids with someone does NOT make me an innocent child, thank you very much."

People always somehow manage to find a way to make everything he says dirty.

And they have to explain it afterwards.

He gets frustrated quickly when he feels like people are making fun of him for it.

It's actually quite a sore-spot for him, growing up feeling like he was always so behind everyone else.

Sharing a dorm with James and Sirius and all they would talk about was how attractive certain people were.

Peter feeling like he was never going to be enough for anyone :(

But his friends were always there for him at the end of the day, reminding him that not every relationship is about sex.

Their friendship meaning so much more to him because THATS his version of love.

Peter wanting to understand jokes they make but at the same time desperately not wanting to know because sex-having people are WEIRD.

Peter just being a soft boi and everyone looking out for him and maybe being a tad bit overprotective.

Remus:

(Sex-Indifferent and Greysexual)

Normally doesn't think about sex at all, it just doesn't cross his mind.

Gets flustered SO easily.

His friends constantly make fun of him for how nervous he gets. His whole face will turn red and they think it's hilarious.

*also asexual panicking a lot*

"Don't touch me." -constantly to all of his friends.

Refuses platonic physical affection, it's just confusing and it makes him nervous.

Remus also being a bit of a romantic behind the scenes, loving sensual touches with a partner like stroking hair, forehead kisses, anything soft and gentle and not explicitly sexual.

99% of the time experiences zero attraction to anyone, even people he's romantically involved with.

But that 1% he'll just get turned on like... randomly??

Out of nowhere he's being his usual self than BOOM sudden burst of desire.

But it literally only happens once in a blue moon (Ha)

Has a hard time fitting in with the Ace community, but an equally hard time fitting in with the allosexual community.

Doesn't feel "ace enough" to call himself it so he just skips the label most of the time, only using it when necessary to explain.

Sex isn't necessarily a bad thing to him.

He's just a quiet romantic who'd honestly rather spend his time doing something else.

Like reading.

Or eating chocolate.

James:

(???? And Demisexual???)

Honestly nobody can figure him out.

James just gets absolutley obsessed with this person and never let's them go.

He'll be completely 'normal' with them, wanting all the things people in a neurotypical relationship want.

But before them experienced nothing for anyone.

And after them *if there is an after* is the exact same.

Literally just void of any sort of attraction physical or romantic.

He doesn't know how he feels towards sex as an act itself, he just knows how he feels with them.

His version of sex is just loving his partner???

Idk they do all the leading he just literally wants to worship them in every way possible.

He's the *needs to get closer even though they're literally laying on top of each other* type of boyfriend.

So, so, so fond of physical affection with this one specific person.

Oh dear lord the amount of puns.

He frequently refers to himself as a starfish because they reproduce through mitosis (a.k.a asexually)

"What? You think I have an ACE up my sleeve??" *whispers* "It's me. I'm the ace."

"Man I really ACED that transifguration essay."

"I quite literally don't give a fuck."

"We should go dancing, cause baby I'm the ACE of clubs."

Follows literally every joke up with "get it?? Cause I'm asexual??"

Wears ace pride merch. (Yeah babyyyy)

Being such an odd sight because this arrogant-seeming jock who's Head Boy, Quidditch Captain, and leader of the school's infamous pranking group is part of the LGBTQIA+ community???

HAS A PRIDE FLAG IN HIS BEDROOM AT HOME AND BRINGS IT WITH HIM TO SCHOOL EACH YEAR

(Just imagining him carefully packing it into his trunk has be sobBING)

He's so open about it too, always answers any questions people have to the best of his ability.

Constantly checks in with his partner because he knows how important consent is and how people's feelings are complex and can change from one second to the next.

So damn supportive of other ace people.

He honestly doesn't care to figure out his feelings.

He's just so deeply in love with his partner and that's really all that matters to him.

I fell a little too in love with this oh lord

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[tottallytoby]

support your evil wife

[theminecraftbee]

cleo: "as a collective, we're creative, not smart."

joe: "we're stupider than the sum of our parts, somehow?"

cleo: "we're stupider together."

[wordstome]

peace and love in the cod fandom if we learned to stop getting personally attached/invested in the voice actors and intrinsically associating them with characters we love

[layzeal]

the fact that teenji developed a crush on wei wuxian is so mortifying and embarrassing for him, not because wwx is someone embarrassing to have a crush on -- he was bright, popular, intelligent, crafty, handsome, charismatic, friendly, talented, etc etc. -- ANYONE who likes boys would've had a crush on him in highschool. but you see... lan wangji was supposed to be above that, ok? he's not just anyone, he won't be falling in love with popular boy #4 just like that. but then said boy also happens to be so incredibly annoying and insufferable but not in a mean way that it somehow loops right back around into making all the good things just irresistible to that poor repressed hormonal 15 year old. he stood no chance really

[coldbug]

even mcr doesn’t hold a grip on me the way stornoway does. i don’t even care about vinyl or collect it but i spent the $60 on the 15th anniversary limited 500 pressing run of beachcomber’s windowsill today _(」∠ ､ﾝ､)_

[confettidogs]

NOT HEARTSTOPPER USING SEVEN IN THE CUTE EVERYONE-LOVES-EACH-OTHER-AND-IS-HAPPY MONTAGE

[hidden-ssshhhhhh]

I genuinely think there are certain types of people that I’m tired of, but I feel bad about being tired of them

also I think my type has definitely shifted a lot cause I had to interact with someone I thought was HELLA attractive last year and I don’t know she’s just very mid now and like I don’t know. I feel like I need a full in depth convo about my differing interests in people in general and the shifts in my headspace

[aroace-rizgukgak]

I don't know why everybody's emphasising that the ratgrinders were manipulated when talking about whether they're evil. Yes, that's a notable aspect of the reason they teamed up with porter and jace in the first place, but I feel like it's way more important to emphasis that they were CORRUPTED BY A RAGE GOD??? That's like being charmed or possessed for almost a year straight. Like for all we know, they never would have done any of the things they did if it weren't for the magical corruption over them. I certainly don't think they would have been able to kill Lucy or Buddy without being corrupted by rage like that. They would not have independently sworn to Ankarna, or made a conspiracy to potentially End The Fucking World, because, you know, they Live in The World. We know so much about their personalities have changed since corruption, we might not even recognise them uncorrupted. Did the powerful rage leave any room for grief, and for fear? For any personal joy and enjoyment? Or did they truly spend a whole year only focused on their mission? The manipulation was not simply How They Were Treated, they have LITERALLLY been magically manipulated by infernal rage corruption. I feel like them being at fault from the point of corruption onwards is out of the question, they may have been in a complete trance this whole time, we literally don't know if they have any autonomy at all.

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

wibta if i tell my close friend that it irritates me when she interrupts me when i speak/makes what i tell her about herself?

some context, i have two close friends, Z and E. i really love both of them and we all hang out and talk all of the time. my biggest issue is that Z interupts both of us literally all of the time. one of us will be talking about something and she cuts us off and doesn't even stop and apologize, but just keeps on talking even when i try and subtly signal that i was literallly in the middle of a sentence or even a word. it isn't just every once in a while either, it is every conversation we have. i try and talk about my dad and i am cut off and she goes on about something that isn't even related for 5 minutes and doesn't even give a chance for me to finish. she does it with our other friend too who has a lot of trouble speaking out and because of this, frequently just forgets what she was saying.

where i may be the asshole is because of the fact that she has adhd that she is unable to get medicated at the moment. but this has been a problem for longer than shes been off her meds. i know that even when she was on there, she still struggled a lot with impulsiveness and interrupting but its starting to grate on me. i have been spoken over and interrupted my whole life and i don't want to keep on dealing with it when talking to one of my two closest friends.

idk. part of me feels like i am overreacting and am the one in the wrong but the other part of me is tired of it.

so please, wibta if i tell my friend that she needs to stop interrupting us?

What are these acronyms?

[pilfappreciator]

Can you write about Veneer... Just, like, anything at all. I'm BEGGING. They could be headcanons, drabbles, oneshots, ANYTHING. My little gay mind can't handle it. If you don't have any ideas here are some that I have off the top of my head ^_^ (also if you could make any of these male reader I will love you forever BUT you obviously don't have to <33)

- Baking with him (but either veneer or the reader is a nightmare in the kitchen and everything goes wrong)

- Having a slumber party !! (Doing eachothers nails, hair, makeup, watching movies, just talking, possibly falling asleep in eachothers arms and being embarrassed in the morning)

- Playing hide and seek together

- CHRISTMAS WITH VENEER!!! (Decorating the house/Christmas tree, getting presents, playing out in the snow, just general festive activities:3)

- Reader who has a shit ton of stuffies and has named them all (introducing them to Veneer, cuddling, fluffy things)

- Eepy time (sleeping/cuddling hcs, shenanigans, not being able to fall asleep, weird midnight chats)

I had more but I forgot....

NAHHH UR LITERALLLY SO BASED I LOVE YOU FOR THAT!!! Veneer is literally such a criminal cuz like?? He kidnapped someone, tortured them, AND he stole your heart??? SOMEONE STOP HIM ASDKJALJSLD

Ended up combining a few of your ideas into one big concept! Hope you don't mind :3

Also heads up that this takes place before the events of Band Together took off! Just figured it'd be kinda hard to throw a sleepover when your ass is literally in prison lol

Veneer x Reader: when your favorite twink invites you to a sleepover

Includes: Male! Reader, sleepover shenanigans, fluff, slight angst, gaygaygaygay—

💎 You and Veneer would have to be INCREDIBLY close before he even considered invited you over

💎 Tbh I feel like getting invited to hangout with this guy in any way is actually? Kind of a privilage?? Like his fame is obviously a big factor in that but growing up, I doubt he had any actual friends who weren't his sister. I imagine him as kinda shy and non-confrontational as a kid, and though Velvet wasn't the BEST sibling, she never hesitated to cuss out whatever poor soul chose to pick on her brother. She's always been the one to lead and Veneer has always just followed

💎 I mean... the guy literally participated in tortue just cuz his sister told him to. He sheep coded as hell 😔

💎 So yeah, this boy probably has like zero experience when it comes to having friends who don't use him for his fame and/or are related to him by blood. Luckily you came along! Now he's actually got someone with whom he shares a genuine connection with!!

💎 Whether that connection is strictly platonic has... yet to be determined >;3c

💎 WITH THAT BEING SAID!! This guy has never once participated in a sleepover (hanging out in his sister's room doesn't count), and he's got absolutely no clue what to do ://

💎 Will conduct numerous amounts of research days in advance! And by research, I mean he's binging all his favorite chick flicks and having Krimp take notes aslkdhaljsdl

💎 FR THO!! THIS BOY IS JITTERY AS HELL WHEN THE TIME COMES TO ASK YOU OUT OVER LIKE---!

💎 "Oh heyyyy, (____)! Fancy seeing you here!"

"This... is my house?"

"R-right, right! Obviously! Um, anyway, do you like sleeping?"

"Uh."

"Also, u-uh, totally unrelated but have you ever wondered what the inside of my house looks like?"

💎 Pls just accept his invitation. If he gets any redder he might pop a blood vessel or something

💎 Heaves out the BIGGEST sigh once you say yes. He'll try to play himself off as nonchalant even though he's absolutely ecstatic, but like... the boy is literally vibrating with excitement okay, he's not fooling anyone lol

💎 Once the big day comes and you show up to his house— sorry, MANSION? Prepare yourself cuz he is most definitely giving a tour. From the indoor pool, to the outdoor pool, to the personal studio/production room, to the many walk-in closets, to a room that is literally just one big ball pit, to a heigh-ceiling hallway just lined with photos/painting of him and his sister... he is NOT afraid to show off asdkajsdlkhjf

💎 (Sidenote: don't worry about Velvet potentially intruding on the sleepover. She's agreed to step out for the day on her brother's behalf. Was definitely pretty pissy about having to vacate her own home but eventually relented... but Veneer definitely owes her for her kindness)

💎 Yknow all those cliche sleepover activities people do in movies? Yeah, you guys are doing literally all of them

💎 Such a dumbass <33

💎 NO LIKE ACTUALLY THO?? Krimp made Veneer a list of popular and totally optional things to do at a sleepover and the second he saw it, he was just like "uugh, seems like a lot of work but I GUESS I'll do it 🙄"

💎 You guys are painting your nails matching colors, doing facemasks, messing around with each others' hair— the whole shebang!! And considering this dude is rich as fuck, you just KNOW he's got nothing but all the top-of-the-line products 😤😤. Only the finest for him (and you <33)

💎 LET HIM DO YOUR MAKEUP!! I feel like he really enjoys it as a whole! Like it's probably his favorite part of getting ready for shows or just his day in general, and the only person he's done makeup for is Velvet (tho those instances were VERY rare)... but if you just? Suggest that he does yours for you?? Like just sitting back so he can do his thing, allowing him to call the shots like he rarely ever does???

💎 Literally swooning SO HARD ASLDHKALKJSJDLKJA

💎 Unfortunately the whole thing kinda backfires on him cuz: 1) you're already super cute without makeup, and 2) he knows what he's doing and could easily boost someone's looks with just some eyesliner and the right shade of lipstick

💎 He makes you look hotter, is basically what I'm getting at

💎 He's not sure if he's just done himself a huge favor or screwed himself over for the rest of the night

💎 Considering his crazy wealth and the fact he probably grew up pretty sheltered/spoiled, I doubt this boy knows anything about how a kitchen works lol. Like most of his meals were either made for him by Krimp or served at high-end hoity-toity restaurants with caviar that probably cost more than most organs sell on the black market ://

💎 So yeah, dinner is really gonna come down to you and your skill level

💎 If you know you're away around, CONGRATS!! You've just signed yourself up for cooking lessons with Veneer! And yes, the kitchen WILL end up a mess (but no worries, he'll just make Krimp clean it up). You'll definitely have to take the lead here and he's more than happy to let you do so! Just tell him what spices you need or what utensil to grab, and his ass is on it 🫡 If you wanna teach him how to knead dough or peel certain ingredients?? He won't complain (especially if said activity requires you two to be in close proximity hehe)

💎 Do NOT leave him alone in the kitchen for more than 10 seconds. You'll just return to find him trying to cut strawberries with the dull side of a knife u_u

💎 If you're also total shit in the kitchen?? No worries! Veneer may be living that high life but he's not above ordering takeout lol

💎 Remember those chick flicks I mentioned earlier? Yeah, you two are totally running a marathon of those. If you happen to have any good recs or other movies you happen to like?? He's totally willing to give them a try! Just know that if it's a scary movie… he's gonna be wrapped around you like a koala and screaming into your ear at every jumpscare

💎 He may be talentless but this boy can hit a high note if he feels he's in danger

💎 He may be different from his sister in some ways, but one attribute he shares with her is the fact that he's a TOTAL GOSSIP LIKE?? THIS BOY IS MORE THAN PREPARED TO SPILL THE TEA ON ANY GIVEN OCCASION—

💎 "Oh my gosh, did you HEAR about what happened to Nikki Mirage the other day??"

"No? Wait, who's that again?"

"YOU DON'T KNOW WHO--- okay, sit down so I can educate you 😤"

💎 Him and Velvet literally thrive on drama, idk what else to tell you

💎 (he might also spill some tea about his sister... nothing too incriminating, but like, a few embarrassing childhood stories couldn't hurt, right?)

💎 Late night talks are a MUST!! At some point in the night the two of you end up like... nestled under the covers of whatever fort you guys threw together... you're facing each other, heads centimeters apart as you share a pillow... whispering and giggling for no real reason...

💎 Maybe he vents a little about his insecurities and the way Velvet treats him, less like a brother and more like a shadow she can manipulate as she pleases... and maybe you grab his hand under the blanket... yknow, just to comfort him or whatever...

💎 Veneer only ever gets physical affection when he visits his parents, and even then it's just like? The bare minimum?? Pats on the head/shoulder/back, brief hugs, chaste kisses on his cheek— that kinda crap. And it's so tragic cuz this boy is literally the biggest little spoon to ever spoon. Like actually pls just hold him

💎 If he wakes up the next morning to find you laying behind him? Arms wound around his middle?? You face burried against his neck/shoulder blades/top of his head????

💎 He is not moving from that spot even after you wake up too <33

Cannibal, I absolutely ADORE YOU FOR THIS ASK!! LITERALLY SO FUN TO WRITE SAKLJASADKJSD THANK YOU SO MUCH <3333 (was originally gonna split this into two parts but was like, "nah, this ask deserves to be hella long" uwu)

Veneer redemption arc when??

[diaryofaprettyprincess]

˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ (modern esq. day) imagine obsessed!desperate!eddie munson x spoiledprincess!meangirl!reader..

he’s so in love with you, from the day he first met you he can’t get enough.

he somehow weaseled his way into your life a little bit after you both had met, even though you would roll your eyes at him whenever he stammered out a, ‘hi’ to you in the cafeteria.

he literally will do anything for you ,, he worships the ground you walk on.

(this is before you start dating.. you are just ‘friends’ with him *wink wink*)

he’ll drive you to school, watching you apply lipgloss in front of your compact mirror.  his gaze always shifts to you as he watches you put the glossy makeup on your softly pouted lips.

he looks over at you again, biting his bottom lip before saying in a slightly breathy-tone, “you’re so beautiful, baby.”

you roll your eyes, seemingly annoyed, muttering an, “i know.”

he can tell you aren’t in the best mood ever (when were you really?), but he never wants to hear you stop talking. 

“ i-is that new? “ he motions his head towards the lipgloss as you fix the gloss, blotting it lightly on the pad of your french-tip manicured finger, a new acrylic set he bought for you with practically all of his money (even though your parents supplied you with enough cash and you got new nails done every two weeks).

you roll your eyes at his question, as though it’s an obvious answer. “ duh, this is ‘princess pink’ lipgloss, i was using ‘pomegranet pink.’ “ you apply a little bit more of it, and eddie squeazes your inner thigh with his ring-adorned fingers, rubbing it gently back and forth to ease the slight sting.

“it looks amazing on you, baby. wish i could see that lipgloss stain on me...” he mutters the last part, but you’re too busy pouting your lips in the mirror, admiring how you look to notice what he said.

okay, but speaking of eddie literally being in love with you, he will not pass up the opportunity to touch you. anywhere, anytime, any place. it doesn’t matter.

“rub my shoulders.” you say, and he does it immediately, rubbing the muscles with his stronger fingers. he has to urge himself not to kiss the bare skin.

you both have sleepovers a lot at his trailer, so he makes sure to keep all of your stuff in the bathroom. he even has a drawer dedicated to your clothing; even 3/4 of his closet is filled with your clothes (you have an abundance, let’s just say that because your closet at home is HUGE and filled). the other 1/4 of his closet is his stuff squished together to make room for your things.

and he doesn’t mind one bit. your clothes smell like you and he loves when his clothes start smelling like his favorite person.

after you shower in his bathroom, you’re texting your friends as you get into bed, eddie just looking at you with so much love (his head on the pillow and chest/abdomen bare; showing his inky tattoos) as he observes your facial features.

he brings your feet into his lap and rubs them, kissing them gently as you giggle at whatever your friend said. 

he’s constantly laying kisses on your body anywhere, but you don’t care one bit. in fact, you love it. you love the attention he gives you, and you kinda start to feel yourself fall for him. you aren’t worried about ruining your reputation or whatever because you believe that, ‘only losers are worried about their reputation being ruined’. 

he’ll kiss your hand up to your wrist, arm, then shoulder as you talk on the phone with your cheerleader friend in his bed.

okay. now.

eddie loves to touch you.

sooo, he literallly will beg to eat you out to make you feel less stressed if its like exams season.

he’s literally on his knees in front of you as you sit on the bed.

he kisses your knees and the tops of your thighs, rubbing your calves. “please, princess. i’ll make you feel so good..”

and of course, you says yes. 

and guys. he spends the whole night with his head between your thighs as you yank and tug on his hair, grinding on his face.

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he’ll shampoo and condition your hair when you’re relaxing in the bathtub, rubbing your shoulders as he sits on the marble ledge (it’s your bathtub) whilst candles are lit. (you guys aren’t dating yet so you don’t allow him to get into the warm water with you). 

also, whenever you’re busy studying, he’ll ask you if you need anything and you’ll just say something like, “get me a water.” and of course he will. he’s basically jogging to that kitchen to get you what you want.

you shoo him away afterwards, though :,)).

going back to how he does literally anything for you (now you both are dating):

it’s a hot day, and all you want is a cold treat. your body is glistening with a sheen of sweat in eddie’s trailer as you both lie on his couch (he’s strumming his guitar, your feet in his lap).

you sit up, planting a small kiss on his warm neck, then brush your fingers gingerly through the loose strands of his hair that’s out of his messy, low, man-bun. “go get me a slushie. thanks, baby,” you kiss his cheek and he blushes a deeper pink before quickly setting his guitar down and then standing up. he kisses your pouted lips gently, saying bye and then heading to his car to the 7/11 to get you your treat. he makes sure to get a medium cherry slushie and strawberry twizzlers because they are your favorite.

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now, if you want a $50 coffee from out of town that will take him about a three hour round trip to get, he will get it. 

“‘s just that--w-well, sweetheart, it’s kind of a far drive..” he reasons. you’re currently straddling his hips, twirling his hair around your finger. God, it’s incredibly hard to say ‘no’ to you.

 so, you pout at him, “you don’t want me to be sad, right, baby?”

he quickly shakes his head, “n-no,”

you smile sweetly, kissing the pads of his fingers which make his mind go numb. “so you should be a good boyfriend an’ get it for me..you’re always so good to me, why stop now?” you whine softly, intertwining your fingers together and running your other hand up and down his arm, tugging at his soft spot as he gives in.

so, the next morning he leaves at 4:30, getting your coffee and keeping it warm in a thermos before changing it to a pink plastic coffee cup to bring to school for you. 

now about school.

he carries your books, bags, and coffee around school for you; standing behind you whenever you stops to talk to friends.

he kisses your cheek before leaving for class if you both don’t have one together. 

and obviously, you both are OBSESSED with each other’s touch and love.

you’re forcefully making out by your locker, not caring if anyone will inevidably see. because, look; if anyone dares to speak bad about him to you or your relationship, you will literally end them. not like kill them (unlike eddie if he caught someone talking to or about you (in negative way mainly)) but you will sabotage their reputation/legacy.

he goes to class with your lipgloss stained on his upper and lower lip, and his friends tease him for it. he doesn’t care at all because he is finally with you.. he will wear it with pride (along with the hickeys you suck on to his skin). 

whenever you want him to get something you just pull that same look like;

“baby, go get me a lemonade,” stroking his arm, giving him puppy-dog eyes that he can’t say no to. not like he would anyway.

obviously, he gets up from his seat at the lunch table and gets it for you.

oh, and you sit in his lap literally any singular chance you get. 

he’ll stroke your waist, kiss your neck; just love on you.

okay, speaking of the Hellfire Club.

you try not to interrupt him during one of his campaign meetings because you are nice in certains situations and you want him to have fun, but one day you find out about these super cute heels that just got released from this big brand and need a ride to go shopping.

so, you interrupt his game; swinging the drama club door open and saying. ‘eds, we’re going to the mall.’ he quickly shoots up from his seat at the front of the table and says his goodbyes to everyone as they groan.

about his friends; they wouldnt dare say anything bad about you or your guys’ relationship because they literally are scared to see him get frustrated or angry.

(for ex:  you’ll whine an, “eddieee, let’s go!”, when he’s talking to his friends. he’s your ride home and you want to take a nap with him! you stomp your foot on the ground to emphasize your point, and because you’re wearing heels, it sounds more intimidating than it is. and guess what? his friends say nothing as he says a quick goodbye to them, wanting to spend time with you.)

anyway, eddie is literally so deeply in love with you and he loves that you boss him around. but when you’re in the bedroom, he likes to boss you around (sometimes ;) ).

[borderlandsmostwanted]

im smad that clay thegunslinger has like 0 fanart despite everyone and their mom claiming to love him. hell, thirst for him even. but barely anyone draws or writes for him for some reason (fandom racism most likely) . come the hell on i thought this website loved cowboys. he's wainwright's adoptive brother figure, he's called alistair a butler once, he has probably been in as many Hijinks and Situations as zane or the aforementioned alistair hammerlock. wainwright seems (assuming by the in game lines and the end credits od 3) to have deputized him corporate style or somesuch and if that does not sound like the setup for an office sitcom i don't know what does (my personal hc is that he's a sort of advisory role in the corp but mostly wainwright just made him the mayor of reliance). he is far smarter and knows much more than he lets on come onnnnn

YES THANK YOU!

Clay is literallly so fucking cool and has so much character. I remember playing bl3 for the first time and seeing him and I was immediately attached.

Like literally look at his design

THE BELT, THE SPURS, THE HAT, THE EVERYTHING!!!

And honestly, he's obviously a jokester and all that (his opening cutscene is actually hilarious to me everytime. Are u gonna pick up that cash or) but like his loyalty and kindness are also extremely obvious. Like he clearly cares for the Jakobs much more than just for a job as you said, but also running a whole resistance??? I mean okay yes Wainwright is also helping but Clay is like, physically at Reliance the whole time.

You are so right about the office sitcom thing too. I just want more content of them squabbling

Like Echo Log "Talking" is the perfect example of that, especially the end.

"Time I let you in on a family secret"

"Oh well I gotta be family for that huh?"

"Don't get ahead of yourself"

That's FUNNY. Despite Wainwright denying it they are literally talking like brothers it's great.

Moral of the post is God damn it appreciate Clay more or I start biting.

[crippled-peeper]

“All types of accessibility are important!!!!!!!!” ok but you literally don’t even notice when places aren’t accessible to wheelchairs? you both are not affected by it and also don’t care? you don’t talk about them in real life or on your blog or anything???? wheelchair users literallly don’t FUCKING EXIST according to you , all you fucking care about is the sensory experience and if you have to hear children make noise. Fuck you and go fuck your self lol

[dearweirdme]

I came across a tiktok live of a jikooker last night debunkung all of taekook's sightings and hangouts. She said the atomix was a group dinner and was confirmed by a staff. The paradise hotel was with Jn since Jn was friends with the owner of the hotel. The movie premier was not a private thing since there were media everywhere. I couldn't listen to the rest anymore. The OP blocked me after I called her out. She was mocking Tae and Tkkrs in particular. She sounded like she had her speech written down.

When you said that jkkrs live off of lies and made up stories, this is what you meant I guess. I can't remember a staff confirming it was a group dinner at Atomix. Even if it was a group dinner, the fact that JK chose to post his photo with Tae instead of the ones with Jimin or the group I guess says a lot. The narratives that they have to instill in their minds just to convince themselves that jikook are real are friggin ridiculous! The OP was so proud, like a student, reciting her assignment in front of the class. lmao! There were over a hundred jikookers who were on that live. Crazy!

Now jikookers are working with blinks and tns to sabotage Tae. How insecure can they be? If they truly believe in their ship, there's no need to debunk taekook. They're only friends and co-workers, right? Why are they seething? Could it be that they're starting to believe taekook could be something more? lol They have their MS, why are they still inserting Tae in their narratives as if it's their duty to broadcast to the whole world that Tae is the thorn in Jikook's relationship. If only they'd step back a little and watch what they're doing, they'd be embarrass of themselves.

Hi anon!

There are always these shippers around who make it more about them being right, than about what the truth actually is. I suspect you will find them in all corners of fandom.. including Tkkrs, but we ofcourse often pick up on Jkkrs acting this way... I mean, I literallly have them screaming in my inbox about how delusional I am right now.

I wouldn't even necessarily call it lying, since they themselves actually quite often believe what they are saying. It's more.. a denial of truth, or a lack of understanding human behavior, mixed up with a tendency to not look beyond Jk and Jm's moments? They need an explanation for Tae and Jk to not be as close as they seem, so they grasp onto anything that makes it look less than what it actually is. It is a sort of desparation, because if Jk and Jm were actually together.. who would even give a shit about Tae being close to Jk.

It's very much a problem they have with us, they can't stand the idea of us being right. So much so, that they take offense to even the smallest interaction Jk and Tae have. They are so worried about being wrong, that they prefer to think of Tae badly instead of wondering if maybe they themselves are the ones who are mistaken.

[krysanthii]

This might be unpopular but i think Mizrak has a reason to distrust Olrox. Many ppl think that Olrox meant to say that he loves Mizrak when he told him he "didn't want him to die" but that's not officiallly confirmed nor is that clear to Mizrak. But Mizrak has no reason not to take him at his word when he said he didn't love him. And then this "I don't want you to die" comment doesn't necessarily contradict that, bc one can appreciate another's body enough not to want them to die without actually being in love. Also Mizrak thinks he got the short end of the stick with Olrox bc he prevented him from doing his duty to save the kids AND had him break his celibacy vows. So he feels like he's been bamboozled and screwed twice, literallly and figuratively.

Considering they just met each other in a span of week and slept with each other two times, a normal person doesn’t automatically trusts someone meeting at that short time frame. Especially Mizrak, while Olrox sees it more like a game and was very blasé about it when arriving to France and not taking anything seriously. Sleeping with Mizrak was just a bonus until this game became very dangerous when he met Erzsebet and realizing the magnitude what he was dealing with.

Mizrak does have a reason not to trust Olrox for him simply being a vampire by just witnessing how vampires treat humans. When Olrox says he doesn’t love Mizrak that this is relationship was purely for sexual gratification. Which Mizrak may or may not have been catching feelings for him.

When Olrox saves him and not wanting him to die to Mizrak thought Olrox just wants him for his body and nothing else. That is why Mizrak pulled away from him. Of course Olrox doesn’t mean it like that— he’s just traumatized of losing another person he cares about and Mizrak in his head just sees Olrox saving him solely for his body to be used. It’s clear Olrox doesn’t love him and why else save him other then to be used for a good fucking?

Mizrak probably felt humiliated.

That is why Mizrak lashed out on Olrox because he felt disgusted and betrayed. Mizrak had lost everything. His faith, foundation, his virtue and dignity. The Abbot became a fraud in his eyes, he killed his knight brothers all to save Maria. All he has left right now is to protect the kids that are fighting Erzsebet and he wants to save them or at least die trying.