the fact that teenji developed a crush on wei wuxian is so mortifying and embarrassing for him, not because wwx is someone embarrassing to have a crush on -- he was bright, popular, intelligent, crafty, handsome, charismatic, friendly, talented, etc etc. -- ANYONE who likes boys would've had a crush on him in highschool. but you see... lan wangji was supposed to be above that, ok? he's not just anyone, he won't be falling in love with popular boy #4 just like that. but then said boy also happens to be so incredibly annoying and insufferable but not in a mean way that it somehow loops right back around into making all the good things just irresistible to that poor repressed hormonal 15 year old. he stood no chance really
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Me: maybe I’m not cut out to be a writer…idk what if I’m not good enough
BookTok romance writers: ‘what if you were just a normal school teacher…but the MINOTAUR wanted to get you PREGNANT’
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ofc i'm heartbroken about the yoi movie but it's also kinda fucking hilarious to me rn bc do you guys think duolingo on ice was the final straw that finally pressured mappa execs into issuing a statement like. a literal owl mascot on skates did what no one else could before in these past 8 years
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the rest of the justice league: hey man, we get that he’s your son and all, but shouldn’t you do something about him?
bruce ‘that’s my precious baby boy’ wayne: i’m sorry, did you have to hold your son as he was dying in your arms? did you almost k*ll yourself trying to follow him to the afterlife? i don’t think so.
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supernatural movie reboot but its a ghostfacers mockumentary about their attempt to make a “serious film” about sam and dean winchester. opens on ed and harry going “CUT!” and the camera pans to a guy that looks kind of like jared padalecki pulling off a party city wig. turns out the finale was actually part of the ghostfacer’s retelling of supernatural. Sam Dean and Castiel spend the entire movie chasing after ed and harry trying to stop the thing being made. (its a huge commercial success and they screen it at the destiel wedding)
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Everyone should say thank you Harrison Ford
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look we all want buck in tommys hoodie....
but i raise you a tommy who accidentally grabbed bucks hoodie and walks into harbour only to have lucy laugh so hard she falls out of her chair
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