#lockpicker

[cogmics]

For lockpicker

Not to make a fun of short people (im 5ft1in id be one to talk-) but who is the easiest to climb or to ask to be picked up for a height advantage?

sorry if this sounded mean

🔒"If I had to choose between the two to be on missions with, it's gonna be the fox. I'd rather risk getting orange hair all over my suit than being around that guy."

"He still freaks me out! ..but don't tell him I said that."

[lazylittledragon]

enrichment for the baby rogue

[crocodiller]

When you fail the simple roll 10x and have to do the shameful switch to Astarion to not break more lock picks.

[spainstateofmind]

[ciderjacks]

She’s the most like me

[weepingwidar]

Taylor Schultek (American, 1990) - Keys to the City (2024)

[bluerosefox]

Selina's New Kittens

Once again. A new DPxDC idea/prompt.

(Deaged! Danny, Dan, Ellie, and Jazz!)

Enjoy my random ideas.

Look.

Selina....

Selina wasn't expecting this when she decided to have some fun and do what she does best.

She just meant to sweet talk her way into Master's gala/party. Flirt and get info, maybe some blackmail. Steal away the rare cat themed artifact he had recently gotten (and also steal away his actual cat, such a lovely little diva it is too). then she was going to disappear into the night like always.

So...

Selina casted her eyes into the mirror of her car and could see the tiny children she had rescued from Master's hidden basement lab. All but one was asleep, the oldest out of them, although she seemed to be losing that fight from the way her head was falling forward, eyes closing but would jerk herself back awake when she realized she was falling asleep.

Curled up as hard and as much as they could towards the little redhead was three dark haired children, Selina mused that they'd fit right in with Bruce and his little bats/birds.

Two were near identical boys, though one seemed to be much paler than the other and if she remembered right one had red eyes and the other had blue, and the last one of the sleeping kids was a tiny toddler, a girl she heard was named 'Ellie' from the others.

Selina took note that the red head, Jazz, had finally fallen asleep a few minutes later. With a deep breath as she drove further and further away from that... that insane Fruitloop (she overheard the two boys call him that as they ran to her car) Master's place, she blindly reached for her phone and pressed a single digit on the screen, knowing it will connect to her car and call up the only person she can trust to help her with this.

"Selina." came the gravely voice after a single ring, sounds like she caught him on patrol but he seemed to be in a spot where he was okay to say her actual name over coms or she caught him before his night shift started.

"Hello Darling, I need your help with some kittens I found and to help me... Put away their terrible old owner."

[incorrect-bg3]

Astarion: We need to open this locked door. Shadowheart, give me your credit card.

Shadowheart: Here.

Astarion, pocketing it: Thanks. Gale, break down the door.

[silent-words]

Lucanis: House Arainai is the worst among the Crows.

Rook: Because they buy children on slave markets?

Lucanis: That, and they don't teach their fledglings how to pick locks.

[notbecauseofvictories]

I'm rewatching leverage out of nostalgia and some other emotion I haven't figured out yet, and I do think there's a story in "Maggie Ford Collins deals with having the most unhinged ex in her suburban book group, learns to hotwire a car, and gets her groove back, not in that particular order."

[ashes2caches]

the lockpicking lawyer keeps on crawling into my sex cave while i’m away and freeing all the twinks i store down there from their cages.

[quicksilverlightning]

The V3 version of Danganronpa relies on the prison-industrial complex for victims volunteers, specifically juvenile detention centers. Adolescents are offered lightened sentences for participation and full pardons for winning, thus ensuring the sign-up process is (technically) voluntary. DICE is an activist organization - the acronym is Danganronpa Is (a) Criminal Enterprise - that protests the profiteering off of the vulnerable and works to challenge the draconian laws concerning mild, petty crimes that exist primarily to feed the system.

[humanmorph]

where's my man eclectic

[irl-loading-screens]

[argonianfeather]

pov: you are a humble thief in a fuckoff dungeon in daggerfall and you hear the sudden distinctive sound of a locked door being beaten in with a katana

[scales-like-ash]

Skyrim Babies: The lock picking is too haaard Pls fix!

Oblivion OGs: Hold my Skooma...

(no hate to anyone playing oblivion for the first time of course, it can be frustrating I know. Just take your time, you can do it. I believe in you <3)