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Hi! I hope your doing alright❤️❤️ so I just was your Storytime with Morpheus and it was ahaisospssnb so good😍😍 it was super cute and I loved all the interactions with Morpheus and the kids and the reader too? I also saw your requests were open and was wondering if you'd maybe do another story relating to the teacher reader? Maybe like Morpheus comes to class again and there's a new little girl who seems to be scared of him for seemingly no reason and tells him to take his nightmares away or Jacks gonna get him. And this would surprise (and worry) them both because no one should know who Dream really is. And then they learn the kid thinks he's Pitch Black the bad guy who makes nightmares from Rise of the Guardians, (LOOK UP THE PICTURES AND COMPARE ITS HILARIOUS HIW SIMILAR THEY LOOK😂) and yeah. Then I guess reader and Morpheus would try to convince her he's nice and stuff and maybe by the end of the day the little girl is making Morpheus sit by her and sharing her snack, while reader put in the movie for the Class (and her man) while trying not to laugh! That's the idea! You totally dont have to do it if you don't want too❤️❤️❤️

Snacktime

A/N: eeeeeeee I LOVE THIS ONE so I tweaked the request a little bit, but it's the same general premise with lots of fluffiness! Also LOVE Rise of the Guardians, that movie was slept on tbh it's so gooood and YOU AIN'T WRONG Morpheus is kinda like a benevolent Pitch xD I really enjoyed writing this, thanks for sending it in!! Enjoy!

~~Requests for Morpheus and the Doctor (9-13) are open~~

I could never have guessed what would happen when I unleashed my class of eleven 4-year-olds and my ancient eldritch boyfriend upon each other. My class was utterly obsessed with him, constantly asking when he was going to visit again. I had to explain that he was very busy, and couldn’t always leave work to come see us.

However, it did not escape my notice that ever since his visit, they came in every day eager to tell me about their dreams the night before. It seemed they had grown on him as well, and I appreciated his efforts on their behalf.

About a month after his first visit, one of my students moved away, and a new student joined the class in rapid succession. That led to a whole week of late nights, filling out paperwork and getting everything labeled and ready for the new kid. Morpheus wasn’t happy with it, but I don’t think he had it in his heart to scold me once I told him about the new kid. Those gremlins really had him wrapped around their finger.

My boyfriend’s next visit to the class happened to occur on my new kid’s first day. His name was Bruce, a sweet and somewhat meek looking boy. He had huge green eyes, and was about average size for his age. When he arrived that morning, his parents helped him find his cubby and introduced themselves to me. They seemed nice, like they weren’t going to be those parents who opposed the teacher at every turn. The other kids had stopped playing on the rug to stare at the newcomer, and Bruce stared right back.

He didn’t cry when his parents left, a promising sign. I gently guided him over to the rug and got my kids’ attention. “Good morning everyone! We have a new friend joining us. This is Bruce.” There was a murmured chorus of “Hi Bruce,” before they went back to playing.

Bruce carefully dipped his toes into the chaos that was my classroom, moving to the three kids playing with dinosaurs. Over the course of the morning, he warmed up to the rest of the kids; even if he didn’t speak much, his smile grew bigger and bigger.

By the time snack rolled around, it was as if he had been in our room the whole year. They were eagerly stuffing pretzels in their mouths when Morpheus came in. They all yelled, “MR. MORPHEUS!” and ran to the door. Poor Morpheus was momentarily terrified at being swarmed by 4-year-olds, but took it all in stride.

I smiled fondly at the sight, until I realized Bruce had not joined the throng. My new friend was staring at Morpheus in what could only be described as abject terror. His eyes were wide and his bottom lip quivered as if he were about to cry. I went back to the table and crouched next to him. “Hey bud, what’s wrong?”

He mumbled, “That man, he’s scary. I know him. My- my- my mom and dad said Pitch makes you have bad dreams when you make him mad.”

I frowned to myself. Morpheus may hold the title of Nightmare King and dress like a goth prince, but he wouldn’t use nightmares to punish children. “I get you’re feeling scared,” I reassured him gently, “You’ve already had a really busy day.” I pointed to Morpheus. “I know he looks dark and scary, but I promise Mr. Morpheus is a friend. In fact, he’s my boyfriend.” A little smile touched Bruce’s face. “I promise he’s just here to read us a story and maybe play with us for a bit.”

Bruce fiddled with his little fingers, his eyes on the floor. I could tell his tiny brain was working hard to process what I said. “If you want,” I offered gently, “I’ll sit with you when he reads us a story. Sound good?” Bruce nodded as the rest of the kids shuffled and ran back to their seats, asking what story Mr. Morpheus was going to read to them.

Bruce sat on my lap as Morpheus read Rainbow Fish in that hypnotically soothing voice of his. Just like every visit before, my class was absolutely spellbound, hanging on to his every word. My brooding boyfriend was even smiling as he read, his face becoming more and more expressive for their benefit. Bruce gradually relaxed under the Dream Lord’s spell, his eyes still wide and apprehensive, but enamored of the story.

The kids clapped when he was done, and I could have sworn a little chuckle escaped Dreams lips. Even Bruce cracked a tiny smile.

Bruce gradually grew more comfortable around Morpheus, no longer trembling when the dour Endless entered the classroom. Two visits later, he no longer needed to sit on my lap during story time. Morpheus made an effort to appear more inviting and less mean once I told him Bruce’s fears.

Morpheus came a little earlier than usual for his next visit- the kids had just finished cleaning up and I was passing out snack. Like usual, they swarmed him at the door, competing for his attention. He let a tiny smile touch his face as he murmured, “Good morning, little ones.” Those bright, ethereal eyes met mine, and the adoration I saw fill them stopped my breath in my lungs.

My kids dragged him to the table where their cups of pretzels were waiting. The sight of Morpheus folding his lanky limbs to sit somewhat comfortably in the tiny plastic chairs would never cease to amuse me. He sat contently and watched them eat snack, nodding along with whatever they told him.

To my surprise, Bruce pushed his chair over so he was sitting next to Morpheus. I watched tensely, hoping and praying Dream wouldn’t accidentally undo all the progress Bruce had made. The child held out his cup of pretzels, clearly offering to share them with the man who once terrified him.

Morpheus hesitated, his first instinct to refuse and make some excuse about not needing to eat. I caught his eye and gave him a look: Don't you dare refuse this kid trying to overcome his fear and build a connection with you. His mouth gaped slightly like a fish, but he gave me a barely noticeable nod. Dream turned back to Bruce with a gentle smile and said “Thank you” as nimble fingers plucked a pretzel from the cup and stuck it in his mouth.

I felt my eyes well up when Bruce returned the smile and ate his own pretzel.

A few minutes later, Dream moved to the front of the room to read the day’s story. As usual, my kids paid rapt attention to the words coming out of his mouth, their remaining pretzels forgotten. Bruce had scooted his chair a little closer, staring at Dream with those big emerald eyes. My chest felt tight, like it couldn’t contain all the joy growing inside it. This was the kind of thing I lived for as a teacher.

When Morpheus was done with the book, the kids cleaned up their cups and Mike came to get them for recess. As usual, they yelled their goodbyes to Dream as they sprinted to their cubbies for coats and gloves. Bruce was last to the door, veering cautiously towards Morpheus. I gave my boyfriend a little nudge and gestured to Bruce.

Slowly, so as not to startle him, Dream lowered himself to one knee, resting his forearm on his other leg. He was now approximately at eye level with Bruce, waiting for the child to make the first move. I could see the boy working up his courage, the cogs in his brain working to make a decision.

He took a few running steps before throwing himself at Morpheus, wrapping the Endless in the most affectionate hug a four year old was capable of. Dream was undeniably startled; this was clearly the last thing he expected. It was also one of the last things I had expected of Bruce, at least at this point in time.

Slowly, carefully, Morpheus moved his arms to return the embrace. It was somewhat loose, made so both by the Dream Lord’s lean and lanky arms, as well as his general discomfort with physical affection from those he wasn’t familiar with. But, he didn’t reject the gesture, instead maintaining the contact like a warm, breathing statue until he felt the boy pull away. Bruce ran to his cubby with a “Bye Mr. Morphss!” and a big smile. Mike was waiting for him at the door, and guided him to follow the rest of the class.

I let out the breath I didn’t realize I was holding as silence descended over the room, my beaming gaze bouncing back and forth between Bruce’s cubby and my boyfriend. These two that I loved so deeply had both come so far in their own ways, both on their own and with each other- I was prouder of them than I could say.

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clementine-writes-things · 1 month

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Please Mr. Ghostface! Don't Kill Me! - E.N

Summary: Your boyfriend Edward dresses up as Stu Macher's Ghostface for Halloween and you dress up as Tatum. You did it because they were a couple in the movie and you both love Scream. You both thought it would be funny and cute. When kids would try and get candy from you, Edward would pretend to kill you. It would be hilarious. But, you didn't plan on your boyfriend looking so hot dressed up as Stu. And when he wore the mask... (This is season 1 Ed btw hehe...didn't expect me to make him in a smut or kinky huh? THINK AGAIN!)

MDNI PLEASE OH MY GOD ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. 18+!!!!!

Content Warning: Slight mask kink, bondage, smut, spitting, sexual tension the ENTIRE time, fake knife play, choking, yelling, fake threats (for roleplay), degrading, vulnerable!Edward, dom!Edward, Edward gets REALLY into character (theater kid ass), penetration, foreplay, absolutely FILTHY dirty talk, protective!Edward, sub!Reader, reader acts like a 'bimbo' when pretending to be her costume character, roleplaying of ghostface and final girl trope, rough sex, REALISTIC aftercare (ya'll write aftercare as another smut like wtf?). THIS IS SO FILTHY HELP ME I NEED HOLY WATER AFTER THIS.

Word Count: 7,919 (below cut)

Songs for Inspiration:

Stargirl Interlude - The Weeknd, Lana Del Rey (mother) (inspo for whole fic)

Freak Show - Punkinloveee (inspo for whole fic)

ecstasy (slowed) - SUICIDAL-IDOL (inspo for smut scene)

LET ME SEE YA MOVE! - Lumi Athena (inspo for smut scene)

IN MY MOUTH - Black Dresses (inspo for smut scene)

Final Girl - Graveyardguy, Slayyyter (inspo for writing whole fic)

Serial Killer - Lana Del Rey (unreleased) (inspo for aftercare)

Custer - Slipknot (inspo for smut scene)

READ BELOW CUT

It was finally the most wonderful time of the year...

No, not Christmas. Halloween! To y/n and Edward, that was their favorite holiday. A day where you could dress up as characters and get candy for free? Hell yeah. However, this year y/n and Edward decided to stay at his apartment and give out candy to the kids in the apartment building. But, that didn't stop them from making a couples costume.

"Come on Ed! Put your costume on! We need to get to Jim's for the Halloween party! Then we need to be back in time to give candy out!" Y/n said.

Edward walked out of their bedroom wearing a pair of jeans, a cream colored sweater with a silver chain necklace, and a red robe with black trim. His hair was disheveled, unlike his usual gelled back style. He used some of y/n's eyeshadow to make it look like he had bruises on his face and even used face blood to splatter lightly on the sweater and smudged some on his lips too. He looked like he got the shit beat out of him.

"Woah, you look just like he did in the movie! Good job!" Y/n applauded.

"You look good too! Very 'final girl' like." He added.

Y/n wore a different outfit than Tatum did in the movie. Because that outfit sure was.....a statement. But she did wear a plaid red skirt in hopes that people would recognize who she was. She also wore a white button up shirt that she borrowed from Edward. She buttoned up half of it and tied the bottom half in to a knot. She looked very much like a final girl.

"You sure you won't get cold?" He asked, genuinely worried.

"I'll be fine Ed, promise! But I'll bring a jacket just in case!" Y/n reassured.

Truth be told, Edward was a little nervous about her wearing such a revealing outfit around the heathens from work. Granted not everyone was there because some people still had to work, but he knew a few people that we're going to be there. And a lot of them were creeps. But, he wanted y/n to have fun with the couples outfit. He would just make sure no one tried anything.

"You ready to go hun?" He asked.

"Yep! Let's do this thing! We're gonna be the best couple there."

"Hun, we're the only couple at our work. No one else is dating anyone else at work."

"Then the odds of us being the cuter couple are even higher!"

The two of them laughed as the left the apartment, Ed making sure he grabbed the ghostface mask and the fake knife before they left. Y/n locked the door behind them and headed outside to drive over to Jim's.

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"I'm so glad you agreed to do this outfit idea with me." Y/n said.

"Of course, you know I love the Scream movies. Stu Macher was the best ghostface hands down."

"Obviously. No debate about that." Y/n giggled as she knocked on Jim Gordon's door.

Y/n made sure that she wasn't revealing too much skin while they waited. Unsure of if she did a good job, she turned to Edward and got his attention.

"Hey Ed, am I showing too much boob?" She asked.

He blushed and chuckled lightly, looking down at her chest. He shook his head. It was supposed to be a revealing outfit, but it wasn't showing too much. As he looked at her, he started to think about how lucky he was to land such a beautiful girl like her.

"No, you look perfect hun."

"Aw, Ed, you always know what to say to make me blush."

The door opened to reveal Jim Gordon who, surprise surprise, was dressed up like a cop. It was honestly funny. Edward laughed and Gordon just smirked, opening the door and allowing them to come in.

"Thanks for coming guys. Nice costumes."

"Thanks Jim, yours is very creative." Y/n joked.

"Hahaha. There's refreshments and snacks in the kitchen. Help yourselves. Everyone is hanging out in the living room." He said as he walked towards the living room.

"Let's go say hi to everyone and flaunt our amazing outfits." Y/n said.

"Alright hun." Edward placed the ghostface mask in y/n's purse so he didn't lose it.

The two of them walked towards the living room, listening to the halloween themed music playing in the background. Jim did a good job at decorating surprisingly. The atmosphere was really nice. Once they entered the living room y/n made a dramatic entrance like always.

"No! Don't kill me!" She fake screamed, as Edward held up his knife in the air.

The people in the room looked towards them. Some of them laughed finding the outfit idea cute and creative. Others just moved on and pretended like nothing happened. However, everyone's eyes were still on y/n. That bothered Edward a lot.

"Nice costumes guys, classic." Harvey said, nodding his head at Edward as a way of saying hi.

He nodded back.

"Good party, right? Boring costumes though." Harvey commented.

"Some of them yeah, but your costume is hilarious Harv." Y/n chuckled.

Harvey decided to wear a very strange costume, especially for someone his age. He wore a unicorn horn and a rainbow tail and wig. Edward muffled a laugh realizing his costume choice.

"Hey, I didn't want to dress like this. I lost a bet with Jim." He frowned, adjusting his horn.

"What bet?" Edward asked.

"Well Jim said you guys would wear a couples costume to the party. I said you wouldn't. Then, he called me a few days ago and said that you guys had already bought your couples costumes. So, this is your guys fault. Now I'm a grumpy unicorn who needs a strong drink."

The two of them burst out laughing. Jim and Harvey liked to make bets that revolved around them a lot, and they didn't mind. They found it funny.

"It's ok Harv! Maybe the power of friendship can help you get through this." Y/n mocked playfully.

"Very funny. I have a horn on, don't test me."

The three of them continued to chat, talking about work, cases, and even horror movies eventually. Edward had moved his hand to wrap around y/n's waist, rubbing his thumb in circles on her hip. He could feel her skin get goosebumps. He loved giving her goosebumps. He would be lying if he said he didn't find her outfit to be cute as hell. Edward didn't like to sexualize his girlfriend a lot, he didn't find sex that important in a relationship and neither did y/n. But, there was something about doing a couples costume that turned him on slightly. Breaking himself out of his thoughts, he looked around the room. His stomach started to rumble. Leaning down to her ear, he whispered.

"Do you wanna get something to eat?" He asked.

She nodded.

"Sorry Harv, we're gonna go get something to eat from the kitchen. Do you want anything?" Ed asked.

"No I'm fine. I've had way too many cookies for my own good tonight." He chuckled.

They nodded and went towards the kitchen. Edward moved his arm to rest around her shoulders as they walked. The two of them could tell that people were still surprised they were dating. More than likely they were more shocked that Edward had landed y/n. But, it happened. And the two of them were completely in love.

"You look good y/n." Ed commented.

Y/n looked up at him and twirled her hair. "Gee, thanks Mr. Ghostface..~" She said in a very seductive tone and giggled after.

Edward felt a blush creep over his cheeks, clearing his throat he leaned over and planted a kiss on the top of her head. Y/n noticed his blush but decided not to comment on it. She would save that information for later.

"Oh look! He got those frosted cookies from the store oh my god I love those things!" She exclaimed before grabbing two of them.

Edward laughed to himself, grabbing a paper cup and filling it with chex mix. That was y/n and his favorite snack. Y/n came back, deciding to put the whole cookie in her mouth, instantly regretting it. The cookies were so good, but too big of a bite made it hard to chew and made it dry.

"Oh no!" He giggled, watching his girlfriend struggle to chew like a dog with peanut butter.

Eventually, y/n was able to eat the whole cookie and took a big swig of Edward's water. She ate the next cookie very slowly. People were dancing to the music and talking in the kitchen. Edward looked down at his watch.

"What time did you wanna go home by?" He asked.

"7 why? Is it almost time?" She asked.

"Yeah like 15 more minutes."

Y/n looked around, seeing that people were already filtering out. She shrugged. If people were leaving then it should be fine for them to go too. Plus, they really wanted to hand out candy to the kids.

"Let's go say bye to Jim."

The two of them walked to the living room. Edward kept an eye out for people looking at y/n. And, of course, people were. He grumbled to himself and held her close to him as they walked. She moaned very softly, but he heard it. He felt his heart race.

"Hey, Jim. We wanted to say thank you for inviting us to your party. It was fun! Harvey's costume was definitely the highlight of the night. But, we have to get back home if we want to hand out candy to the kids." Y/n said.

Jim nodded.

"No problem. Thanks for coming. When you guys come to social events it always makes it more fun. Get home safe you two and I'll see you at work tomorrow. Have a spooooooky night." He chuckled.

The couple said their goodbyes, Jim giving Ed a handshake and giving y/n a hug. Waving to Harvey as well, the two of them left the apartment and headed out to their car. Edward ran a hand through his hair as he pulled his car keys out of his pocket. Unlocking the car, he opened the passenger door for y/n, letting her get in before he got in the drivers seat.

"That was a fun party." Y/n commented as they drove down the street.

"Yeah. Though, I didn't like how everyone was staring at you." He grimaced.

Y/n placed a hand on Edward's knee, giving it a comforting squeeze. He sighed, putting on his blinker as the approached an intersection. The light turned red and the color reflected off of his glasses.

"I know you're beautiful, that's not hard to see. Of course I know people are going to look at you, who wouldn't? And I know you would never cheat on me, you wouldn't even think of it. But still, I get so nervous when people look at you. I've seen what men can do to women while working in Forensics. I've seen the aftermath of...interactions..." He trailed.

"Hey, Eddie! It's ok. You have every right to feel that way. You love me and you don't want anything bad to happen to me. You're an amazing boyfriend. And you know if anyone tries anything I can defend myself. You know I can kick ass." She laughed trying to lighten the mood.

He smirked, nodding.

"Yes, I know darling. You're very strong. But, let's hope you never have to defend yourself. If anyone ever does something to you I'll..."

He sighed deeply, gripping the steering wheel tight until his knuckles turned white. Y/n saw this and rubbed his knee till he relaxed. Edward was not the type of person to get angry, but he was very protective over y/n. Not in an overbearing way, but a loving way. He didn't control her like a puppet. He respected y/n more than that. But, he still felt worried for her safety. Especially in the part of Gotham they lived in. He may be a lanky nerdy forensics examiner, but he wasn't afraid to start a fight over her. Not in the slightest. Yeah he was skinny, but he had enough muscle to kick some ass if need be.

"I love you y/n."

"I love you too Ed. Now, let's go home and watch Hocus Pocus and give candy out to kids."

Edward nodded, moving his right hand from the steering wheel and placing it on y/n's upper thigh for the remainder of the drive. Her skirt had rode up when she sat down which meant Edward's hand was directly on her skin. Goosebumps crawled over her skin and Ed noticed that. He couldn't explain it, but his confidence was boosted that night. He didn't know why, but he liked it. Squeezing her thigh he gave it a very small and soft slap, causing y/n to jump slightly. He knew she was looking at him but he kept his eyes on the road as if it never happened. The two of them have had sex only a few times and it was always vanilla, maybe with a kinky thing here and there. Nothing too extreme. Lately, y/n expressed that she would like to experiment more and he agreed. Perhaps, tonight was one of those nights. This is something they both thought to themselves. Y/n would be lying if she said Edward was bad in bed. He was quite the opposite. She had had boyfriends and girlfriends before, but none of them we're as good in bed as Edward. And none of them did aftercare like he did either. Not only was he an amazing fuck, but he was loving and caring afterwards as well. He was the total package.

The rest of the ride home was quiet, Edward's hand remained firm on her thigh the whole time until they got out of the car. He opened up the car door for her and locked the car behind him. They smiled to themselves as they saw kids walking around the apartment building dressed in costumes. Quickly, they ran to their apartment and got a huge bowl of candy ready.

"Would you mind putting the movie on Ed?" Y/n asked politely as she placed the bowl on a table next to the door.

That table was where they kept their keys, lanyards, and a cute picture of the two of them. They had taken that picture at Gotham Central Park. It was a goofy picture but their favorite. Edward had taken a picture of the two of them on his phone, both of them wearing daisy chains on their heads that y/n had made for them. Both of them had goofy grins on their face. Anyone who came over and saw that picture could easily tell that those two people were deeply in love. You didn't have to be a genius to figure that out. It was crazy to think that they had already been dating for a year.

"Sure thing hun." He replied, setting up the movie.

There was a knocking at the door and y/n squealed in excitement, Edward looked towards her as she opened the door. Three kids and a mother stood behind the door. One of the kids was dressed like a bee, one was a turtle which was adorable, and oddly enough the other kid was dressed like a mailbox.

"TRICK OR TREATTT!" The kids yelled in unison.

Edward chuckled, finding their excitement amusing.

"Wow! Those are some cool costumes! Let's see...a bee, a turtle, and a mailbox?" She asked curiously.

The mom nodded laughing.

"He insisted on being a mailbox. He wouldn't say why."

"Well, he makes a very cute mailbox. Now, does anyone have any allergies to anything?" She asked.

The kids all shook their head except for the one dressed like a bee. They looked up at their mom, as if for encouragement. She nodded, reassuring the child.

"Um, I'm awergic to...milk?" She said.

"No problem. I've got a special candy for you! Hmm...let's see. You two can pick whatever candy you want from this bowl. You can even take two." She winked.

The kids giggled as they grabbed their favorite candies. As they did that, y/n grabbed a bowl that specifically had fruit based candies with no milk. Holding it out she bent down to look at the kid.

"Alright Ms. Bee, you can pick any two of these candies. Which ones are your favorite?" Y/n asked.

Edward watched in admiration as she talked to the kids. He walked over, looking over her shoulder and watched the candies that the kid picked. He smiled.

"Ooo, those are good choices!" He commented.

The kid dressed as a turtle giggled and put the candy in her bag and hugged her moms leg. The kid wasn't embarrassed, just happy that people were being nice about her allergies. The mom looked down at the kids.

"What do you say to the nice people?" She asked.

"Thank youuu!" They squealed in synch.

Edward smiled wide and waved bye to the kids as they walked down the hall. Closing the door, y/n clutched her heart and placed the bowl on the table. She groaned loudly.

"Oh my god! They were so cute!"

"The kid dressed as a mailbox had a lisp that was adorable. I love Halloween so much." He chuckled.

The two of them laughed as they sat down on the couch. They didn't need to worry too much about trick or treaters because there weren't many kids in the apartment. As they watched the movie, occasionally getting up to hand out candy, they cuddled close together. Y/n laid her head on Edward's chest, his arm wrapped around her waist. The two of them could lay like this forever.

"Hey! You haven't worn the mask yet!" Y/n suddenly said.

Edward looked down at her, slightly confused about what she meant. After a second he opened his mouth in an 'o' shape. He stood up from the couch and went to y/n's purse, grabbing the mask from inside it. Walking back over to the couch, he stood in front of y/n and put the mask on. The green light that radiated from the neon sign Edward had in his apartment casted an ominous glow over his body. It highlighted his features and made the shadows look darker. Y/n swallowed a lump in her throat as she looked up at him. He was a very tall man, and when he stood before her as she was sitting down it made her feel small. Her heart was racing like crazy.

"What's your favorite scary movie?" He asked, his voice low and ominous. Y/n forgot that when he talked softly, his voice got deeper and more gravelly. It was hot.

"Shit..." She trailed off.

Edward chuckled to himself behind the mask, moving closer to y/n. He could see that her face was a soft red and she was fidgeting with her hands. He reached down, placing his finger under her chin and tilted it up, making eye contact with her.

"What's wrong, hun?" He asked.

"Nothing, it's just...you looked hot earlier dressed like Stu. And, you look hot with the mask too. I just...you're getting me all flustered." She said breathily.

The movie played quietly in the background, the lights from the screen creating a bright outline behind Edward's body. He looked like he had an aura glowing around him. Y/n clenched her thighs together, gripping the sofa softly. Edward felt his heart race, an insane boost of adrenaline and confidence pumping through his veins. He looked into her eyes and could tell how she felt. He felt the same way. He was unsure of how to proceed, even though he knew what they both wanted to do. Edward had slowly begun to find his confidence in the bedroom, and the two of them figured out that Edward loved to take charge during sex. Hell, he even like to take charge outside of sex. He was very dominant, which contradicted his nerdy outward appearance. Walking over to the door, he locked it, turning off the lights as well. The only light in the room was the neon green sign, the tv, and the small lamp on the table. The whole scenario was heart thumping and caused their blood to pump. He walked back in front of her. Wanting to get permission before he did anything, he tucked a piece of hair behind her ear.

"Do you want to do this, darling?" He asked, his voice low yet caring.

She nodded, unable to speak. The breathtaking sight that was her boyfriend stood before her, rendering her speechless. She couldn't even fathom how someone could be so nerdy, sweet, and goofy but so hot, intimidating, and gut-wrenchingly beautiful all at once.

"I need you to say it. Say you want this. Or else I won't do anything."

Y/n's heart was practically beating out of her chest. Her whole body grew hot and a knot formed in her stomach. She swallowed, her throat suddenly becoming dry.

"Y-yes, I want this." She managed to spit out.

"Costumes on?" He asked.

She nodded.

"Good." He said.

Hastily, he reached down and grabbed her by her thighs, hoisting her up and wrapping her legs around his waist. Carrying her over to their bedroom, he dropped her on their bed. She squirmed around, propping herself up on her elbows, watching Edward stare down at her from behind the mask. Her skirt had rode up and was showing a sliver of her panties underneath. Edward shuddered, feeling his dick twitch under his pants. The two of them had always wanted to try roleplay, but they were never sure what to do. Now they knew. And holy fuck were they going to have fun.

"Don't move." He ordered, walking out of the room.

Y/n was breathing heavily, anxiously awaiting what was going to happen. She was curious about how Edward would roleplay as Stu/Ghostface. However, she knew exactly how she was going to act. And she knew that it would drive him insane. They know both of each other's turn ons. And they were going to sinfully indulge themselves tonight. After a minute, Edward came back. Y/n's eyes widened as she saw what he carried. In his hand was the fake knife that he got for the costume, a bunch of zip-ties, and a clean rag. He looked at her, even though he was behind the mask, y/n knew he was making sure it was ok. She nodded. Laying it all out on the nightstand, Edward removed the robe that he wore, showing off the sweater underneath. He rolled the fake bloody sleeves up slightly, displaying the muscles in his forearms. Y/n squirmed in place, the anticipation driving her crazy. She was also excited to see how he would do at roleplay. She knew that he did a lot of theater in high school and college. He did a lot of plays, taking lots of lead roles. This might be more fun than she thought it would be.

"Edward, w-"

"Shut up." He spat, looking down on her.

Y/n's eyes widened and she smirked. Clearing her throat, she figured that the roleplay had officially started. Giggling quietly to herself, she put on her best 'scared final girl' voice.

"You wanna play psycho killer?" She asked, quoting Tatum from the movie.

Edward nodded slowly, flexing his hands that hung by his sides. Y/n got up from her position, crawling over to him on all fours. Once she reached him, she sat down on her knees, looking up at him and batting her eyes innocently. Before she looked up however, she noticed the growing bulge underneath his pants.

"Can I be the helpess victim?" She said, placing her hand on his chest, dragging it down to the beginning of his jeans.

Edward nodded, reaching forward and grabbing her hair roughly. He forced her backwards, her back hitting the mattress. She moaned softly, causing Edward to groan softly behind the mask. Crawling over her, he propped himself up. He used his thumb to pull down on her lower lip. He looked over her facial features, taking in her beauty.

"Let's see...oh please Mr.Ghostface! Don't kill me! I wanna be in the sequel..." She moaned softly.

In a matter of seconds, Edward ripped his mask off, tossing it to the floor. His hand trailed up and wrapped around her throat, maintaining a firm grip but not too hard. He slammed his lips against hers, feeling her melt into the kiss. Y/n loved the mask on him, but she was glad he took it off. It was the only way he could kiss her and the only way she could she his handsome face. Y/n moaned, albeit struggled because of his hand around her throat, into the kiss. Edward groaned, biting her lip softly. Pulling away, he got off the bed, grabbing the fake knife off the nightstand.

"Why shouldn't I kill you? It felt nice having my throat wrapped around your pretty little neck. A little stronger and you'd be dead. Tell me why I shouldn't do it." Edward threatened, pacing back and forth, the makeup that was on his face now smudged which made him look even more sinister and bruised. The fake blood was smeared on his face and splattered. He looked so fucking hot. Y/n decided to play into the whole 'bimbo slut' stereotype in horror movies.

"I'll do anything you want Mr.Ghostface! Anything! Please don't kill me sir!" She pleaded, propped on her elbows.

Edward looked down at her, he was enjoying the roleplay a lot. It was fun. And they had a safeword in case things got too intense, they created it a few months ago. But, he doubted they would use it. He could tell they were both having fun. He could tell what role she was playing into. And he loved it. Very cliche and perfect for the scenario. Deciding to go along with it he scoffed, looking at how her legs were slightly spread allowing him to see under her skirt, cleavage heavily showing, and her lacey bra showing under the white fabric.

"Anything? Like what?" He chuckled, already knowing the answer.

Y/n slowly spread her legs even more, her panties in full view to him at this point. Even though they were roleplaying, Edward broke character for a split second at the sight. The fabric of her underwear was completely soaked through, the dark spot evident. He let out a soft moan.

"Well, the question is what do you want to do to me Mr.Ghostface...?" She whispered seductively.

Edward removed his sweater, the silver chain remaining around his neck, the cold material resting on his collarbones. Y/n licked her lips at the sight of his bare toned chest. He was skinny but still had a good tone.

"Is that what you are? A slut? Willing to give your body up to a person about to kill you? All in hopes that it'll save your skin.." He mocked.

Y/n nodded, looking up at him.

"Let's see if you're a good enough fuck. Then I'll decide if you get to live or not." He spat, motioning for her to come towards him.

She crawled slowly over towards him, her breasts practically falling out of her shirt. Edward reached behind him, grabbing a chair that was at y/n's vanity. He sat down, legs spread wide and his glasses glinting in the green light. Reaching forward he grabbed her neck.

"You better hope I enjoy this. Or else I'll gut you like a fish." He threatened.

Y/n moaned as he released her from his grip. She gasped for air and watched as Edward took off his belt, throwing it on the floor. He slowly unbuttoned and unzipped his jeans, his bulge showing more prominent as he sat in the chair. He kept his jeans on. Twirling the knife in his hand, he watched her closely.

"Strip slowly." He ordered.

Y/n quickly started to take her clothes off, but she stopped instantly when Edward raised his voice. His hair disheveled, hanging in his face as he watched her.

"NO! Slowly. This is life or death for you. You'd find it wise to listen to what I say." He stated ominously.

Y/n nodded, slowly unbuttoning her top. Edward watched hungrily as more and more of her skin was revealed to him. He groaned as her shirt fell off her body, leaving her in her lacey black bra and skirt. Leaning down, she started to take her skirt off, but Edward held up his hand.

"No. Keep it on. Lay back on the bed. Now."

Without a second wasted, y/n laid back on the bed propped up on her elbows so she could see Edward. He let his jeans fall to the floor, leaving him in only the silver chain, his boxers, and the bracelets on his left and right wrist. He looked heavenly. He grabbed a zip-tie and crawled on top of y/n straddling her. He looked down at her, the glint in his glasses hiding the lustful look behind his eyes. Though, if y/n saw it she would surely have moaned.

"You like this, huh? You wanna be tied up and fucked by me. Your just a girl with a filthy mind. Sick fantasies in your head. I bet you're soaking wet right now." He mocked.

Reaching his hand down, he went between her skirt and rubbed two fingers across her panties. He was right. She was absolutely soaked. He smirked and leaned down, kissing her deeply as he slipped his fingers underneath her panties. He muffled her moan with a kiss as he circled her clit with his thumb. Her body jerked upwards but the weight of him on top of her prevented her. He pulled away from the kiss, the fake blood from his lips now smudged onto her own lips.

"You're a filthy slut. Admit it. You're dripping wet from me threatening to hurt you."

Y/n moaned, the feeling of his hand down there causing her to become speechless. All that left her throat was small moans and groans. Edward's eyes narrowed, he grimaced, upset that she wasn't answering him. He was in charge and she knew it. So she needed to act like it. He pinched her clit roughly, causing her to shriek and whine.

"Answer me when I speak to you!" He ordered.

"Y-Yes! You're right! I'm a s-slut. Please don't do that again." She moaned.

"Then don't give me a reason to. Give me your hands now."

Doing as he said, she watched as he zip-tied her wrists together. She felt her heart race as he flipped her skirt up. He groaned at the sight, leaning down and hooking his thumbs under the fabric. Slowly he pulled them down, tossing them across the room when they were fully off. He sighed and blew lightly between her legs. She whimpered and moaned.

"Oh E-Edward..."

He smirked, deciding to try something funny. Leaning forward, he looked her in the eyes as he circled her clit with his fingers. He pressed kisses against her neck, leading up to her ear.

"Who the fuck is Edward?" He whispered in her ear.

She smirked.

"My boyfriend."

"Mhm. And how good does he fuck you?" He asked, having fun with this.

"S-so good...fuck. He's so good at f-fucking me!" She moaned.

Without any warning he shoved a finger inside of her, curling it once it was fully in. A shrill squeal left y/n's lips causing Edward to smirk as he watched her below him.

"Oh yeah? You guys ever try anything rough? Anything kinky?" He asked, obviously enjoying this.

"N-No, but he mentioned he wanted t-to try...oh god. I'm e-excited to see wh-what he does..."

Edward slid another finger in, spreading his fingers out like a pair of scissors. He quickly moved his free hand to cover her mouth as a loud moan was about to leave her lips. After he muffled the moan, he pulled his hand away and placed it on her neck.

"Well, since you most likely won't be able to see your boyfriend again after this, I guess I'll just have to show you what that would have been like..."

He pulled his fingers out of her and licked them clean. Looking down on y/n he smirked. She had her hands zip-tied above her, her lips were red and plump from the rough kisses he had given her, and her skirt was all twisted and ruffled.

"Sit up. Take them off." He motioned to his boxers.

Even thought her hands were zip-tied, she could still grab things. So, she listened to what he said. Slowly, she tugged his boxers down as she looked him in the eyes. He groaned as his dick sprung out, which she promptly grabbed. Glaring at her, he pushed her back, grabbing her throat and kissing her passionately. His tongue pushed his way into her mouth and when he pulled away a string of saliva connected their tongue until it broke and fell onto y/n's chest.

"You seem to keep forgetting who's in charge here. I didn't say you could touch me. Are you that much of a stupid slut that you forget that I can kill you? Is your mind too caught up in the fact that I'm going to fuck you? Is my dick clouding your common sense? Huh?" He asked sharply, landing a light but firm slap across her face.

Y/n moaned and squirmed underneath him, thrusting her hips up. He could see how desperate and ready she was. It was so fucking hot seeing her so wet and ready for him to fuck her. All tied up and horny. Horny for him. Wanting him.

"Huh? Answer me!" He shouted.

Y/n, still caught up in her feeling of lust just closed her eyes and moaned. Edward grew impatient, grabbing onto her throat again, tighter than usual. Her eyes opened, looking up into his as he stuck his thumb in her mouth, prying open her mouth. He didn't do anything other than look in her mouth. He saw her pretty throat and groaned at the sight.

"You're quite a pretty girl. A dirty slut, but pretty nonetheless. I bet you'll look even better after I ruin you." He growled.

Pulling his thumb out of her mouth he used that hand to grab her legs and wrap them around his waist. Once he did that he flipped her skirt up and made sure his grip on her throat was firm. He looked her in the eyes as he breathed heavily. With one swift thrust he pushed his entire length deep inside of her. Edward moaned at the tight sensation and y/n let out a lewd pornographic moan. She wasn't even playing it up for the roleplay. It just felt that good. Not wasting a single second Edward picked up his pace and rammed into her hips at gut-churning speed. His face was contorted into one of pleasure, eyebrows furrowed, eyes squinted, and mouth agape. The chain around his neck bounced against his chest in rhythm with his thrusts. The sound of skin slapping skin and erotic moans filled the room.

"Fuck! Your boyfriend ever fuck you like this before?" He moaned, holding her neck as he looked down on her.

She shook her head, eyes rolled in the back of her head as she tried to mutter something. Edward nearly melted at the sight. He took his hand off her neck and grabbed her thighs, lifting them up to get a better angle. This drove her crazy and she couldn't stop moaning and panting.

"What was that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of you choking." He mocked, continuing to thrust into her.

"Fu-uck...No! He d-didn't ohh my god! It feels s-so good..." She moaned almost unintelligibly.

Edward smirked, finding this roleplay even hotter by the second. He was plowing into his girlfriend, roleplaying as a final girl and a serial killer, and he was rocking her world. Her face was contorted and he wanted to make her beg for him.

"You want more?" He teased.

She nodded desperately.

"Beg for it. Beg me to fuck you like the slut you are. I know you want to." He spat.

Y/n didn't even miss a heartbeat as he squirmed underneath him.

"Oh god please! I need more! P-Please! Just f-fuck me!" She practically screamed.

Edward picked her up, keeping himself inside her the whole time. He laid on his back, back propped against pillows. Gripping her hips he picked her up and slammed her down harshly on his dick. She let out shriek and placed her hands on his chest for support. He continued to roll his hips into her, moaning in delight as she did the same. The two of their bodies in perfect synch. He used his right hand to reach up and grab her chin, holding it tightly he shoved his thumb in her mouth again. She started to suck on it and lick it, making Edward twitch inside of her. He let her do this for a little while before pulling it out of her mouth.

"Y-You sure know ho-how to fuck a girl Mr.Ghostface..." She sighed, caught up in the ecstasy.

"I could fuck you anyway and you'd still love it. You love my dick." He moaned.

The two of them were slowly fading out of the roleplay, caught up in the passion the two of them were showing each other. The roleplay was fun and hot, but they were so lustful and just needed to finish as a couple. But that didn't mean they needed to be vanilla about it.

"Fuck, Ed...this is so hot but I just need you. I need you. I want you to fuck me as my boyfriend. I-I, oh fuck, I know you can fuck me like this without the roleplay. I need that. I'm begging you, y-you're driving me crazy Eddie!" She moaned, drunk on sex.

Edward grabbed the pair of scissors off of his nightstand and cut the zip-ties. He was having so much fun with the roleplay but he couldn't have agreed more. He could 100% fuck her like this without the roleplay. He had sweat dripping down his chest, his hair a complete mess. It was crazy how insanely good he looked when he was full of lust.

"Get the fuck over here." He groaned.

Grabbing a fistful of her hair Edward yanked her towards him, kissing her deeply. The two of them made out like a bunch of middle schoolers figuring out what french kissing was. It was sloppy and messy and they didn't give a shit. Y/n moaned and clenched around his dick which caused Edward to growl and flip her on her back. He pounded into her with strength and desire, gripping onto her hips and looking into her eyes, their lips inches away from each other.

"God, you look so pretty underneath me. You're taking my dick so good." He moaned,

Y/n reached her hands over Edward's neck, latching onto his back. Her nails were sure to leave scratch marks on his skin. He winced at the feeling but it was drowned in the feeling of pleasure.

"Oh Edward, you fuck me so good! Give it to me!" She moaned.

"Yeah? You like this? You really are a filthy thing." He mocked.

Edward felt himself getting close and could see that y/n was as well based on how her face was contorting. He lightly slapped her across the face, spitting on her chest as he picked up speed making her eyes roll back.

"Oh God! Edward I-"

"Shut up, I know. Just shut up." He ordered, focused on getting her there.

With a few more harsh thrusts, y/n let out shrill and high pitched moan as she orgasmed, Edward leaning down and kissing her during it. He continued to thrust into her at a rough pace until she came down from the high. He pulled out, moaning as he released all over her stomach. Edward rolled over on his back, panting heavily as he tried to catch his breath. Y/n was doing the same thing. After a few moments, Edward reached over and grabbed the rag off the nightstand. He walked into the bathroom, y/n watching his ass jiggle slightly as he did which made her giggle lightly. He came back with the rag now damp.

"Here, come here." He ordered softly.

He used the rag to wipe her down, getting rid of the crude mixture that was spit and semen. After that he cleaned himself up as well. As she laid in bed he grabbed the strewn clothes off the floor and put them in their hamper. Once that was done he sat back down in bed with her.

"You ok?" He asked.

"I'm better than ok. That was amazing. I've never seen that side of you before!" She said.

He planted a kiss on top of her head.

"Well, you said you wanted to experiment and do new things. The roleplay was fun. But, to be honest, I was having more fun being rough with you. I hope I didn't hurt you too bad." He said, checking her neck and all over her body.

"Ed, I'm fine. You weren't too rough. It was perfect."

"Ok, good. Sorry if I got a little carried away."

"Oh Edward you were fine. The whole thing was so hot." She reassured.

He smiled and nodded. Getting up from bed he grabbed a pair of underwear, sweats, and shirt for y/n. He put on a clean pair of boxers and a pair of sweats. Edward walked over to his girlfriend, knowing that she was no doubt sore. After she removed her clothes, he picked her up and placed her on his lap, sliding the shirt over her body and helping her put the pair of underwear on. After that he helped her put on the pants as well.

"Comfy?" He asked.

She nodded, kissing the tip of his nose. Edward blushed and stood up, picking y/n up as well. He had her in his arms and carried her towards the living room, placing her down on the sofa. Y/n smiled up at her boyfriend, he always gave the best aftercare.

"Be honest. How sore are you?" He asked, looking at the clock.

'9:04 p.m.'

"On a scale of 1-10?" She asked, placing a pillow under her ass.

Edward nodded.

"Well, considering that I need to sit on a pillow...11?" She laughed.

Edward smirked and winked at her.

"Then I guess I did a good job, huh?"

"Hell yeah you did, I had no idea you were so good at dirty talk. That was so hot. You're a man of many talents Mr. Nygma." She complimented.

"Well, its easy when you are in love with the person. And I know exactly what you like too."

Y/n nodded.

"True. Good point. But still, you're very good at it."

Edward paused.

"You know I don't think you're a slut right? That was just for the roleplay." He asked, nervously.

Y/n nodded, a cute smile on her face.

"I know honey. If anything, I'm a slut for you." She winked.

"While you may have a point there, I still want you to know that I don't see you as anything else other than the love of my life and my best friend. And I want you to know that."

"Aw, Ed I love you so much, I feel the same way."

Edward smiled at her and kissed her softly.

"Hey Eddie, can you get so-"

"Something to eat? Already on it sweetheart."

Y/n smiled to herself, feeling lucky to have such a loving boyfriend. She felt her stomach start to growl. After that event it was no surprise that the two of them were starving. Her eyes grew heavy as she looked at the tv, that was playing the whole time. They had completely forgotten. Currently, Spongebob Squarepants was playing.

"Oh! Splergeboob." Y/n slurred, tired from the sex.

Edward poked his head out from behing a cabinet door, confusion on his face. He let out a surprised chuckle. He was used to his girlfriend messing up words when she was tired, but that was a new one.

"S-Splergeboob?" He stuttered in between laughter.

"Yeah." Was all she said.

Edward just shook his head and a goofy grin spread on his face. He loved his girlfriend so much. They were both complete dorks and were perfect for each other. They were inseparable. They were probably a lot closer than most couples were at 1 year. Suddenly, Edward remembered something.

"Honey, don't get mad at me for reminding you about this...but.."

Y/n woke up, already knowing what he was going to say. She let out a long and exaggerated groan, Edward walked over towards her wearing an apron that said 'Periodically' and had the elements nitrogen, erbium, and dysprosium underneath it so it spelled out NERDY. He always wore that apron in the kitchen, whether he was baking or not. He loved that damn apron. Only Edward Nygma would wear an apron like that after railing someone's guts out.

"Don't say ittttttttttttt. You always say it so weirddddd." She groaned.

"You. Need. To. Urinate." He said blankly.

"Oh god Edward. I can't even with you right now. You just fucked my brains out and now you're wearing that goofy apron and telling me to 'urinate'. I'm half convinced you aren't a human." She groaned, laughter in between her sentences.

He put his hands on his hips, making him look even more dorky. Y/n burst out laughing, the laughter sounding like a drunkard because of how tired she was. She loved her boyfriend so much but sometimes he was so hilarious on accident that she just had to laugh. She loved being in a relationship with him. She felt incredibly lucky.

"I'm serious! It's healthy for you to do that after sexual intercourse." He said, purposefully saying sex in the 'proper' terms to make her laugh.

"Intercourse?! Oh my god please Edward, I-I can't...my sides hurt from laughing oh my god. Just give me a second."

He sighed and waited for her to calm down.

"Do you need help getting to the bathroom?" He asked.

"I should be ok." Y/n said, struggling to get up.

Edward rolled his eyes playfully and picked her up, carrying her towards the bathroom. Once she was inside the bathroom she 'shooed' him off. He chuckled.

"You have to pay extra to watch me piss." She joked.

"No thanks." He said as he closed the door.

For the rest of the night, the two of them watched Halloween movies and ate ramen. Afterwards they snacked on the leftover candy from the day. The next day at the GCPD, people would notice how y/n walked funny the entire day and saw a few hickeys on her neck as well. And everyone knew she was dating Nygma. Jim and Harvey had actually grown quite fond of the couple and were good friends with them. So naturally, they were curious.

"Hey Ed, how was your guy's Halloween?" Harvey asked, Jim next to him.

Y/n walked by, her legs shaky and she looked at Edward. A blush creeped over her face as he winked at her. The two detectives watched. Edward brought his attention back to the detectives. He shrugged slightly, clicking his tongue.

"Eventful."

Harvey narrowed his eyes.

"Nygma...you sly dog..."

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ayunakatsukiwolfhashira · 7 months

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𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐍𝐞𝐳𝐮𝐤𝐨 𝐏𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐁𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐓𝐚𝐧𝐣𝐢𝐫𝐨

𝐍𝐞𝐳𝐮𝐤𝐨 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐮 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐧𝐨𝐭

You were busy braiding Nezuko’s hair while she went on about how she thought it was hilarious that you pranked Tanjiro in a graveyard.

“It was so funny! I wish I could’ve seen his face when you popped out in a vampire costume!”

She laughed which caused you to pull her hair a bit since she bent forward a bit.

“Ouch.”

“Ooo, sorry Nez.”

“It’s fine- *gasp*, I just had the best idea ever!”

This peaked your interest so you asked her what it was after you finished carefully tying her last braid.

“What if we prank him again! We can dress up like you did and jump scare him! We should also record it so we can keep replaying his terrified facial expressions over and over again!”

She giggled and you giggled along with her, you both decided to set up one of your phones to record and began your diabolical plan. Nezuko went out to buy the costumes and other items needed such as colored lights, a fog machine, and washable red paint. Meanwhile you began to stall Tanjiro by asking him to run a couple errands for you to which he agreed to with no hesitation.

When Nezuko got back with the supplies, you both started setting up the scene. Nezuko set up the fog machine and phone while you started painting red words on the ground and wall and set up the lights to your desired colors.

Once everything was in place, you and Nezuko put on your ghost costumes and kept booing at each other and joking around before you received a text from Tanjiro.

“He’s down the street!”

“Ack, hurry and let’s get into place, imma make sure my phone is recording!”

You nodded and you both scurried to your spots and not too much later, you both heard Tanjiro walk in.

“Y/n, Nezuko, I’m back and I brought us some popcorn so we could have a movie night!”

He called and he was met with nothing but silence, and the constant screaming of the air conditioner.

“Uhh, Nezuko? Y/n?”

No answer. He placed the bags down and walked to Nezuko’s room while staying quiet just in case one or both of you was asleep. He saw no one in her room so he went to check your shared bedroom and also saw no one in there. He was confused and decided to check the whole house before making any assumptions.

He checked the closets, bathroom, and was about to make his way upstairs when he noticed some red paint on the wall that read, ‘Turn Back’.

“Aw they’re decorating for Halloween, that’s adorable! They probably went out to get more while I was out getting Y/n’s (whatever you wanted), I want to see what else they set up.”

He continued up the stairs, noticing the red paint was not only on the wall but also on the floor.

“I really hope this doesn’t stain…it will be such a pain to scrub it off for a while and figure out that it’s permanent hours later.”

He said to himself and as he passed the door to the attic, he smelt a light fragrance and when he looked at the ground, he saw fog. He was perplexed as to why fog was in the house, so he decided to open the door and try to find out how fog was in the house. He entered the attic and followed the fog to a fog machine and thought it was really cool.

“Woah! They got a fog machine in here? They sure are going all out for this Halloween-“

All of a sudden you and Nezuko jumped out from your spots and yelled, ‘BOO!’ He recoiled back and you and Nezuko busted it out laughing.

“Hahaha! We got him Y/n! The look on his face was PRICELESS, I’m so glad we recorded him, I’m gonna go look at it right now!”

With that said, Nezuko zoomed to the corner that her phone was recording and Tanjiro laughed a bit after calming down.

“Aw you pranked me again Y/n?”

You nodded and laughed a bit and he couldn't help but smile at the sight of his partner and sister having a great time together, even if it cost him some of his sanity.

“You and Nezuko look so cute in those ghost costumes!”

You smiled and kissed him on the cheek and then you both heard Nezuko say ‘Eww’ and saw a disgusted look on her face.

“Go get a room, I don’t want to see that.”

You all laughed and went downstairs to put on a movie and eat the popcorn Tanjiro got. It was a relaxing night after the stunt you and Nezuko pulled and Tanjiro wasn’t the slightest bit upset.

“Next time you want to prank someone, I want to join you guys.”

Tanjiro said and you and Nezuko agreed.

“That’s a great idea! The more, the better!

#kimetsu no yaiba #kimetsu no yaiba x reader #requests open #feel free to ask questions #tanjiro x reader #tanjiro kamado #nezuko kamado #october #spooky month

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phoenixwatchesmovies · 5 days

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What I'm Watching: April 2024

Back at it again with Rocky Horror Picture Show, A Knight's Tale, The Exorcist, Doom Patrol, Hard Candy, and Dead Boy Detectives. I did a lot of regular writing this month and it used up words that would have gone into this, so bear with me.

Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

A newly-engaged couple have a breakdown in an isolated area and must seek shelter at the bizarre residence of Dr. Frank-n-Furter.

I think I was still riding the very distinct high of Repo! when I decided to throw this on, and I think they'd make a good double feature. Shockingly, this was only my second all-the-way-through watch, and I can't tell you why that is, because I love this movie. I'm familiar with the discourse, but I'm in the camp of "context is everything" and back in the day? This was groundbreaking. Even now, the general celebration of embracing what gives you joy no matter what anyone else has to say about it is nothing to scoff at. And yeah, I cried at the ending. Do something about it. I am, however, ashamed to say that I did not do the time warp this time around...but I sang along, so that counts.

A Knight's Tale (2001)

After his master dies, a peasant squire, fueled by his desire for food and glory, creates a new identity for himself as a knight.

Kind of at a loss for this one, ngl. This was a combined favorite between me and my brother when we were younger, and we did in fact run through two VHS copies over the years (which reminds me that I still need to get my hands on a DVD). Not only does it hold up, but I think it's even better coming back to it after so long. The nostalgia still hits, and age/experience makes some elements hit harder. But god DAYUM, did it make me bawl. Found family, underdogs beating the odds, and Heath fucking Ledger. I'm still mourning that man, and I will until the day I die. If you've gotten used to me yelling about Mike Flanagan ensembles, then apply any one of those tirades here, because the supporting cast is Excellent™. This is the movie that introduced me to Alan Tudyk, Mark Addy, and James Purefoy, who have yet to disappoint me, and it also kick-started my crush on Paul Bettany. What can I say? I'm a sucker for the snarky smooth talkers who are simultaneously the smartest little shits in the bunch and also cringefail losers. And the soundtrack? Speaks for itself. You can't separate the music from the movie, and to this day I'll hear songs used and still think of this movie before anything else. This was the first place I heard my favorite David Bowie song! (I unfortunately lost my train of thought for the rest of this section, but) If for some reason you haven't watched this yet, I highly recommend it. It's fun, hilarious, and occasionally heartwarming. It's medieval Rocky! What else is there to say?

The Exorcist (1973)

When a young girl is possessed by a mysterious entity, her mother seeks the help of two Catholic priests to save her life.

I'm also at a loss on this one. Everyone has a few classics they just can't get on board with, and this is one of mine. Maybe it's just that religious horror doesn't do it for me, or that some nitpicks I have with the pacing and editing take me right out of it. Don't know, don't really care. None of that, of course, is to say that I think this is a bad movie, which is the most annoying part. I want to like it more than I do! Believe me! But the stuff that I take issue with kinda blow the whole thing for me. I already made a separate complaint post, so I'll focus on everything else here. Linda Blair and Ellen Burstyn carry this thing on their permanently injured backs (look up the production of this movie if you want to have a bad time) and there's no contesting that. Yeah, sure, the whole question of faith plot is no doubt compelling, it's moving as shit when good triumphs over evil, blah blah don't really care. The strongest aspect of the movie for me is the relationship between the MacNeils. You can't spend so much time establishing how close they are and how much they love (and like!) each other and expect me not to latch onto them. The entire point of that time spent is to make it hit that much harder when Chris breaks down in desperation to help her daughter. Tell me you don't feel something when she's sobbing and begging Father Karras to do something for Regan. Juxtapose that with how detached Karras is from his own mother and his guilt that he wasn't there for her when she needed someone, just for funsies.

Doom Patrol (2019-2023)

The adventures of an idealistic mad scientist and his field team of superpowered outcasts.

Ok. OK. You've been seeing my meltdowns ever since I started this, but that doesn't even scratch the surface of how weird/fun/cathartic this show is. I knew I loved it as soon as I saw certain casting announcements back in 2018 without knowing literally ANYTHING else about it. I'm just getting into season two, and I've already cried so much over these broken, chaotic, disasterpiece losers. Again, not many words for the roundup, but expect more meltdowns.

Hard Candy (2005)

Hayley's a smart, charming teenage girl. Jeff's a handsome, smooth fashion photographer. An Internet chat, a coffee shop meet-up, an impromptu fashion shoot back at Jeff's place. Jeff thinks it's his lucky night. He's in for a surprise.

Impossible--IMPOSSIBLE--to overstate how much this movie means to me. Discovering it when I was getting serious about writing changed the way I write. Learning about production changed the way I watch movies. And finding this story of all stories, exactly when I needed it, probably did more to keep me in one piece than we have time to discuss here. THANK. GOD. It still works. This one is right up there with Perfect Blue in that it skeeved me out so bad the first time I saw it that I had no intention of going back to it ever again, but the longer it sat with me, the harder it was to shake it off. The older I get, the harder it is to sit through, and I think that works 100% in its favor. I'm not about to make this standard practice, but here's the trailer, included because it's still my favorite that I've ever seen:

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Leaving aside the story for awhile, the whole thing is top notch. Barring maybe fifteen minutes, the entire movie is one location and two characters. Naturally, things have to stay interesting somehow, and the script alone kicks ass. There is maybe one scene that could be cut, but that's it. Everything else builds off of everything that came before. The cinematography stays dynamic, with gorgeous wide shots and intimate close ups, smooth and sweeping movement during quiet moments and frenetic handheld action when shit goes down. The color palette of the set and the editing is harsh and atmospheric. The sound design is *chef kiss* crisp. And the performances pull all of that together. If the premise of 30-something guy and 14-year-old girl meeting online and then in person at his place isn't icky enough, then seeing how Jeff and Hayley interact with each other will do it. Patrick Wilson sells you on the charming groomer, and his casual delivery of some of these lines are, in context, fucking horrifying. Contrast that with Elliot Page, equally charming in the opposite direction, trying so hard to be mature and impressive. Each one knows they shouldn't be meeting the way they are and acknowledge how inappropriate the whole situation is, and with the first line of dialogue you get hit with this sense of dread over what is going to happen to this kid. And then the first twist happens. It's an interesting power dynamic, each trying to get one over on the other and overlaid with this commentary on predators in online spaces, how abuse victims are often dismissed and persecuted, and how the perpetrators of some of the most vile crimes you can think of never have to answer for what they do. It is baked into nearly every scene, and it could read very easily as soapboxy or heavy handed, but Page delivers it with rage and disgust, and paired with Hayley's moments of distress and vulnerability, it paints a very visceral picture that is so. Fucking. Cathartic. If I have to boil this one down to a single statement, it's "how you wish Lolita had gone."

Dead Boy Detectives (2024-)

Charles Rowland and Edwin Paine decided not to enter the afterlife to stay on Earth and investigate crimes that involve supernatural stuff.

WATCH THIS SHOW. FINISH THE WHOLE THING. I WANT A SECOND SEASON.

#watch a thon 2024 #rocky horror picture show #a knights tale #the exorcist #doom patrol #hard candy #dead boy detectives #Youtube

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whatyourusherthinks · 2 months

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Arthur The King Review

Eeeey it's the Mahky Mahk dahg movie! Funnily enough, I've had the exact opposite pre-experience with Arthur the King than I've had with a movie like Imaginary. Which is to say I saw the poster, we showed the trailer, but as soon as it came out there was crickets. I haven't looked, but I also haven't heard a single thing about the movie. I was not looking forward to this, even though the trailer was good. One, I am vehemently a cat person. And two, I hate Mark Wahlberg. He's a racist asshole who can't act.

What's The Movie About?

Marky Mark is a runner who is competing in the Adventure Games in the Dominican Republic. Along the way his team finds a stray dog that follows them throughout the race.

What I Like.

The racing, mostly. If you remember that show the Amazing Race, it was kinda like that except it's in one location and all the participants are suicidal. Simu Liu plays a jerk, but he's so goddamn charismatic that I liked him despite that. The locations they shoot at are also very pretty. I liked that they didn't translate any of the Spanish in the movie, so if you didn't speak the language than you just had to pick things up through context clues.

What I Didn't Like.

Funnily enough, my two biggest problems are Mark Wahlberg and the dog. I'll say it again, Marky Mark cannot fucking act. His character is pig-headed and stubborn, and it's revealed at one point that he spent all of his wife's savings to run this super dangerous race. And she tells him at the end of the movie that she's pregnant! (Marky Mark also doesn't know what poor people are, since he's in dire financial straits but he still owns a pretty nice house in the mountains with a pool and eats steak for dinner every night.) This movie has a hilarious ego trip scene where Marky Mark carries two bikes and an adult woman across a zipline in one go like he's a goddamn super soldier or some shit. Speaking of unintended hilarity, there were several moments where something that was supposed to be dramatic was happening, and but I had to stop myself from bursting out laughing. Funnily enough, almost all the dramatic moments had the super obvious product placement happening during them. I usually don't mention product placements in movies (because that's what the companies want) but I want Nissan to be forever associated with the line, "My dad has cancer!" Both of the women characters all suck. The first is Marky Mark's wife, who not only is the breadwinner of the house, but literally just exists to support her husband as he tries to get himself killed. The other is one of the team members in the race, and her deal is daddy issues. She also weirdly gets coddled throughout the movie (She's the one who has to get saved on the zipline.) even though she's clearly the team member in the best shape. The camera work, additionally, sucks. It along with the editing are incredibly inconsistent. Sometimes it's shot in standard, sometimes it's clearly hand held, other times it's back-to-back drone shots. Sometimes you can see how the racers are running and where they are going, other times it's impossible to parse because of close-ups of Marky Mark's face and, of goddamn course, shaky cam! The structure of the movie as a whole is like that. One second everyone is buddy-buddy, then at a turn of a dime everyone is yelling at each other, then the dime turns again and its back to quips and goofs.

Finally, let's talk about that stupid dog. The dog is cute. Whatever. You might think from the trailer that the entire movie is gonna be Marky Mark's team running with this dog, but the dog doesn't even meet the team until halfway through the movie. We still see him, but's it's just shots of him wandering around the slums getting chased by other dogs in goofy scenes. Once he joins up with the team it's mostly fine, but then the ending happens. The ending was so saccharine that I got a cavity. I kinda hate that I watched with movie with other patrons in the theater, because I have never wanted to yell, "Just kill the damn dog already!" more in my life. The ending is nonsense. They pretend this dog is gonna die like three times, and he never fucking does. I know this makes me sounds like a miserable bastard, but that dog should've died. "But the dog survived in real life!" Shut up Buggnutz. Stories based on real events change things around all the time. I'm sure the real runner carried a woman and two bikes across a fucking zipline. "The ending is a tearjerker!" Is it? Because I wasn't crying. I was tapping my foot on the floor waiting for this movie to wrap up.

Final Summation.

I can see some people liking this movie. It's a feel good piece about a dog, maybe for you that makes up for the fact that Mark Wahlberg made and stars in this movie. But I wrote in my notes "If they pull a happy ending out of their ass I'm rejecting this movie", so unfortunately my hands are tied.

#Arthur the King #Rejected Movies

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Okay so I got a few people saying they wanted me to write headcannons for bam, so whilst being bored, I got to writing and produced this.

What a day with Bam is like

Word count: 837 words | female pronouns/character | fluff | explicit language, only a few words |

(Its the fact that the skateboard hits him in the head for me lmao)

Bam would usually wake up earlier than you, just so he would wake you up by violently jumping on the bed and hitting you with the pillows. He'd also rip all the blankets off you too.

After getting up, you needed to shower and you'd tend to ask bam if he'd want to join. After this mornings shenanigans you figured you'd mess with him.

"Hey bam, I'm off to shower.. want to join?"

You immediately hear him drop everything he was doing and yell "Hell yes I do!!"

You wait for him to get all the way to the bathroom door just to say "well too bad" and slam the door in his face and lock it.

"NOT funny y/n!!"

You knew from that response you were in hell for the rest of the day with him, but you'd be lying if you didn't think it was absolutely hilarious.

After showering and getting ready for the day you head downstairs to find Bam and the boys planning on doing something for the day. You didn't have too long before Bam grabs you and takes you outside.

Bam wanted to show you a new trick he had seen. He grabbed a skateboard and got busy right away.

You couldn't get distracted or even look away for a minute without him semi-landing the trick and yelling "Y/N DID YOU SEE THAT?! I ALMOST LANDED IT!!"

Once he realized you totally missed it, he would get upset, and start to get frustrated. He would try to over-compensate so he could land it.

Eventually the more and more frustrated he got the more spills he took.

He completely wiped out, and it wasn't a pretty sight. You decided it was time to stop the skating for today.

You run over to make sure he's okay, you kneel down to his level because he's still laying on the ramp.

"Bam are you okay...?"

After taking a second to realize what had happened, he grunts and says "yeah I'm cool, just out of breath"

You check for any abrasions and spotted a few, a decent sized one on his arm.

"Alright bammy, we gotta go get you patched up, c'mon get up and let's go inside"

You try grabbing him but he won't move.

"Carry me y/n"

You burst out laughing, and say "What? You want me to carry you like a baby in front of your friends?"

He gets this offended look on his face and says "uh yes I do, and I don't give a fuck what they think."

"I'll try bam, but no promises"

You try to pick him up, and you struggled but were able to carry him into the house from out in the yard.

You drop him and say "Sorry bam, but you can walk to the bathroom"

You walk away before he can respond but you hear him start to say something but he stopped himself

You get the first aid kit and start patching him up, of course he was complaining the whole time.

All you heard for the next 15 minutes was "OW! That's hurts!" Or "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO ME WOMAN! IT FUCKING HURTS!"

When he yelled that you had to cover his mouth and tell him to shut the fuck up and stop being a baby.

From then on he didn't test you after that.

You wanted to do something relaxing and easy, so you asked if he wanted to watch a movie with you.

He obliged, and of course he had to pick the movie.

After spending a good 10 to 15 minutes picking a movie for you guys to watch. You lay down and he decides to come and lay on top of you.

"Bammy I can't breathe"

"Too bad y/n" "Dammit boy if you don't get off the top of me, you'll get no cuddles or attention for the next few days, you hear?"

Once he heard no cuddles or attention, he immediately got off the top of you and shifted himself to only being half on top of you.

You giggled to yourself.

"Smart choice Margera"

He just rolled his eyes in response

You decide to start playing with his hair because you absolutely love his little curls he'd get in his hair.

After doing it for a little bit you had noticed his breathing had slowed and you look down and see him completely asleep, and peaceful.

You grab the blanket next to you and throw it over the both of you.

As you start to get tired you began to think about what tomorrow would hold for you.

As much as he would wear you out with his attitude, craziness and sassiness, you loved him wholeheartedly. You love spending the days with him even though you never really got peaceful moments or many moments of you two being alone together without the CKY boys being around.

As you drift away to sleep, you feel greatful for the little moments.

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Thank you for reading, let me know if you enjoyed this! I think I'll be opening my asks if this does somewhat decent.

#bam margera #jackass #viva la bam #skateboarding

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Tumblr is being dumb and not wanting to work with me today (and is also dumb for not letting me put in more than one video clip), but @babsvibes asked me what some of my favorite Bob's Burgers quotes are, so here is my response in its entirety (you better buckle up, because it's long):

Babs!! I appreciate you so much, thank you for giving me another ask❣️

You already know who most of these quotes will be from because you asked me 🤣 This ask is too good, I’m super excited to get into this.

Okay, I don’t have these in any particular order (this was originally meant to be a top five but got expanded to eight (plus a ton of honorable mentions) because there are just too many good quotes), but some of my absolute favorites are:

—(From the movie): “I know you’re droopy Bob right now, but you know who else is in there? Dreamy Bob. The guy who wanted to open a restaurant in the first place, slap his name on it, make cuckoo, crazy burgers with wild ingredients. A new one every day.” —Linda 🥹

Bonus: “You know what you gotta do to droopy Bob? You gotta hit him in the nuts, like this! >:D”--Linda, AKA the best wife in the world

This scene always has me extremely unwell. It’s like the writers took a look at me and my blog and were just like How can we activate Doodler’s emotional tears to the maximum degree? It honestly has everything I could’ve asked for. Linda being the best, most supportive wife in the universe? Yup. Bob being his usual sad, dramatic self? Yes.

A BOBLIN FLASHBACK WITH LINDA PREGNANT WITH TINA AND BOB LOOKING SO EXCITED AND PASSIONATE ABOUT THE RESTAURANT?? 🥺🥺🥺 Check.

—(Also from the movie): “Can I say, ‘Honey, No’!” —Gene

“No 🙄” —Louise

This line is hilarious and caught me so off-guard when I first heard it. It’s one of the best Gene lines, which is quite the feat given that he has so many good lines. I can’t believe some people can’t see his beautiful Genderfluidity after hearing this line and Eugene Mirman’s delivery. Genuinely, though, I absolutely love how comfortable Gene usually is when it comes to being himself. There are moments where his self-doubt and insecurity creep in, and I could make a whole post about that, but whenever he’s around his family, he’s usually so comfortable with saying what he wants.

—(I forgot which episode this was from and couldn't figure out which one it was, if someone can tell me, that would be much appreciated 😭): “Teddy, I know that’s your burger. Stop being weird and just eat the burger.” —Mr. Bob Burger himself

Bonus: “Is this what you want you sick bastard?????” —Teddy

This exchange is so freaking funny, such a classic. Bob and Teddy’s yelling matches never fail to make me burst out laughing. And just the fact that this all happened because Bob gets so upset when people eat other burgers and like them, so everyone has to pretend to not like other burgers?? Hilarious. He’s such a sensitive man, I love him so much.

—(From “The Runaway Club”): “I’m a little disappointed too. Before I saw it on you, I thought this bracelet was classy.” —Tina

Bonus: “Take. It. Off.” —Tammy

“I. Would. Rather. Die.” —Tina

“THEN YOU WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!” —Tammy

Tina’s line here is so good. I love how she can come up with really good one-liners to get back at Tammy when she wants to. And Tammy getting so jealous and angry?? Hilarious. And then Jocelyn panicking and pulling the fire alarm?? And then Jimmy Jr. being an absolute dumbass and just spraying a fire extinguisher everywhere? 11/10 scene.

Plus, you gotta love how protective Gene and Louise get over Tina here: “Get your hands off my sister 😡”

—(Deleted line from “Father of the Bob”): “He lets me eat as much Tylenol as I want! 😄”

Yes, I’m including a link to the animation I did for this scene yesterday, don’t judge me.

Anyway, this line is actual comedy gold. I can’t believe they cut it. Yes, they don’t want kids to be irresponsible with Tylenol. But it’s so funny!! Gene, sweetie, please don’t overdose on medicine.

It’s also really sweet how much the kids love their Pop Pop. It’s just really nice that they have a grandparent they love because Gloria and Al are the worst.

—(From “Tina-Ranasaurus Wrecks”): “TINA FOR THE LOVE OF GOD EITHER TURN AWAY OR STOP—THE BRAKES, TINA, YOU’RE ABOUT TO—HIT THE BRAKES” —Bob

Bonus: “God, you’re so honest. Who raised you?” —Bob

“I don’t know 😫” —Tina

This scene absolutely sends me Every. Single. Time. It’s so good. Just Tina’s constant groaning and Bob’s panic which only grows as they get closer to the only other car in the parking lot?? I can’t. His yelling at the end never fails to send me into a fit of laughter. There's just something about the way H. Jon Benjamin delivered it.

And the fact that the car Tina hit was Jimmy Pesto’s? That makes this scene even funnier.

—(From “Can’t Buy Me Math”): “Did someone order takeout or should I say take off?? 😏” —Bob

Bonus: “No one wants to see that! 😡” —Random patron at Jimmy Pesto’s

“Hey! I do! 🤬” —Linda

This is one of my all-time favorite Boblin moments, tied only with the flashback scene from the movie, and probably their moment in “Bob, Actually”.

Aside from how hilarious it is (I mean, “Takeout or should I say take off” lives rent-free in my head), it goes to show just how much these two love and adore each other. Bob was willing to be naked in full view of customers at Jimmy Pesto’s and he still did the strip tease because he loves Linda that much.

They definitely had a fun night together 😏

(From “The Plight Before Christmas”): “So jolly. I didn’t expect to feel this way. I was focusing on Santa, but the best presents are sitting here. And they aren’t even wrapped up.” —Louise 🥹

This scene makes me sob every single time. I think the part that gets me the most is the moment where Louise looks into the audience and sees Tina came to see her give the poem. Tina in this moment reminds me so much of my older sister it makes me way too emotional I might actually get sick. Without words, it showed their sisterly bond in such a beautiful way. And then Louise’s actual poem??????? I can’t handle it. The way she eloquently describes in poem form how much she cares about her family can’t be done justice in words.

God, I need a minute to recover from this.

And that’s my top eight! Here are some honorable mentions because there are just too many good quotes from this gem of a show:

—(From “The Gene Mile”): “WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO, CHANGE MY PHONE EVERY TEN YEARS??” —Teddy

“Y E S” —Bob

—(From “Dream a Little Bob of Bob”): “I DID IT. HELL YEAHHHHHHHH” —Tina

—(From “Boyz 4 Now”): “I’m no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time, just like everyone else.” —Tina

—(From “Two For Tina”): “When you say no, it makes me want you more!!!!!! 😫” —Jimmy Jr.

—(From “Y Tu Ga-Ga Tambien”): “It’s not a good feeling when they say everyone, but they don’t mean you.” —Gene

—(From “Torpedo”): “But I call you dad! I think of it as Dad’s Burgers!” —Gene

—(From “Best Burger”) “Dad!! I’m sorry I screwed up today. I’m sorry I screw up all the time! 😣” —Gene

Bonus: “Gene, you might make mistakes from time to time, but I love you and I love who you are.” —Bob 🥺

—(From “Diarrhea of a Poopy Kid”): “You were the only one interested in my innovative new menu. I was like you when I was a kid, you know. That’s how I got interested in cooking. And as soon as you pass that sip test, I’ll eat dinner with you.” —Bob

Bonus: “🎶 I could still be a winner, when I eat Dad’s Thanksgiving dinner! 🎶” —Gene

“That was beautiful, Gene 🥲” —Bob

“Thank you, Father~” —Gene

—(From “Mazel-Tina”): “Wow, Dad. I never realized how soulful your eyes are.” —Gene

“*Sighs* Gene. Wait, really?” —Bob

—(From “The Hauntening”): “Dad. I think you’re doing a really good job as a Dad.” —Gene

“Okay.” —Bob

“I’m having a really good childhood.” —Gene

“Okay, great.” —Bob

“Not right now, but overall.” —Gene

“I got it, thanks.” —Bob

“No, thank you. Thank you for your service.” —Gene

(From “Lil’ Hard Dad”): “You’re still my hero, Dad 😌” —Gene

“You’re mine too, Gene.” —Bob

(From “Broadcast Wagstaff School News”): “*Gasps* Travel-Sized Bob, awwwwww!!” —Linda

Bonus: “Muppet baby Bobby!!! :D” —Linda

(From “Lindapendent Woman”): “I’d rather be scraping by together than have extra money and be apart.” —Bob, AKA the best husband ever

(From “Mother Daughter Laser Razor”): “Wait. Mom. You don’t think I like you?” —Louise

Bonus (just for you, Babs!): “They just needed to see things from each other’s perspective 🥹” —Logan Barry Bush

(From “A-Sprout A Boy”): “I’ll never make you eat vegetables for breakfast, sweetie.” —Linda

“I love you, Mom (:” —Louise

(From “The Pickleorette”): “Oh my God, of course I’d hold your hand. I don’t want you to be scared. You’re my big, strong boy.”

(From "Sliding Bobs"): “Hey! You’ve got a lot of nerve picking on girl’s diamond rings with your thick, luxurious, Tom Selleckian mustache….. Hi.” —Linda

“Hi. My eyes are up here. Should we get some scissors?” —Bob

“What’s the rush? 😏” —Linda

(From “Large Brother, Where Fart Thou?”): “Thank you, Gene. You’re a great large brother.” —Louise

“Anytime, shrimp.” -Gene, AKA the best big brother ever

(From “A Few ‘Gurt Men”): “I’m good at law!” —Gene, AKA the best lawyer ever

(From “Carpe Museum”): “So, when you take over the restaurant, will you call it Louise’s Burgers?” —Bob

“I don’t know. Maybe. Daddy.” —Louise

(From “Hawk and Chick”): “This Hawk and Chick will never not talk for thirty years!” —Bob

(I forgot which episode this is from but if someone can tell me, that would be much appreciated!): "I've got a license to counsel." --Mr. Frond

"Double O-So-Sad." --Louise

"Louise. Be nice." --Bob

"Why? It's Mr. Frond!" --Louise

(From "The Frond Files"): "I LOCKED MYSELF IN A RUH-OOOM WHILE CHILDREN WERE EATEN!!!!!!!!!!!!" --Mr. Frond

I need to cut myself off now but there are even more quotes I could’ve added 😭

#bobs burgers #asks #okay maybe i should’ve expanded the list because now i’m kicking myself for not adding a couple of the honorable mentions into the main lis #just pretend bob and linda’s first meeting “anytime shrimp” and louise calling bob “daddy” are all on the main list #here i go again making my answers for an ask WAY too long but you know what? i don’t care because i had so much fun with this #thank you for giving me an excuse to ramble babs❣️

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My Review of 92sies

Gotta remember this was made in the 90s by the classic Disney intro! 😄

Thank you Max for the great intro monologue! ‘Thank you Max, for that marvelous introduction!’ Hocus Pocus, anyone?

Gotta appreciate how much they were able to make a crammed set look like New York

Oh. My. God! Shirtless Mush is sooo cute! 😍

No wonder Skittery’s always angry- I’d be too if I was woken up early. 😤

Not even 5 minutes in and Jack’s called Cowboy 🤠

Where was Kloppman in Livesies? Really, where?

I wanna know how all the newsies characters were created. Was someone reading A Christmas Carol and was like ‘yes, we need teenage Tiny Tim!’

I noticed they have the same audio of the kid yelling ‘c’mon move it! move it!’ later at the end.

Why did they cut out the ‘takes a smile as sweet as butter?’ bit?

Aw Race does the sign of the cross! Is he Catholic?

At first I was confused about the woman singing in the background but over time I feel that she brings the idea that not all the newsies are orphans

Sorry but Race backing up from being threatened by a stick is hilarious

Jack is so much calmer in this version! No more angry Jack

Awww! Les is so cuuute! The way he just stares at Jack while he’s running is priceless 😊

Race and Jack show more friendship chemistry in the first 10 minutes than Jack and Race in Livies during the whole show

Already 92sies Les is so much better

It’s really hard to not picture Jack as Batman

Half the movie is watching all-a the newsies reactions in the background!

Headlines don’t sell papes, newsies sell papes- the entire plot summed up in one sentence. 🗞️

Properly shows how the newsies respect a lady by them removing their hats

‘What’s that deafening noise?’ Uh, that’s your employees doing their job?

I feel sorry for the guy shaving that Snider just shoves to the side when he runs up the stairs.

LUV Medda’s getup! All of it! Anne-Margret is so good! The way she talks to Les is so cute!

I have spotted the teleporting ventriloquist dummy guy!

I personally don’t ship Javid, but 92sies shows much better chemistry between Jack and David than Livesies.

‘Then you’ll be a real cowboy!’ ‘Yeah.’ What about a painter? Now where would you ever get that idea? 🤠🧑‍🎨

So it’s raining while they’re having dinner, then it stopped when they're on the fire escape, and the ground is dusty enough so when Jack does his Santa Fe ‘dance’ he doesn’t get all muddy? Huh.

Only thing about Sarah is that I feel her New York accent could’ve been better.

I wanna know who made the birthday cake. One of the cast or crew maybe?

I prefer Christian’s daydreamy version of Santa Fe. 🏜️

I’d like know what the people in the street are thinking, like ‘what the heck is this guy randomly singing?’

The streetlights make 92sies at night seem like a very cozy atmosphere

Why did they cut out the scene of Christian using a lasso? Learning how to use a lasso was a big deal for him!

What ever happened to the horse Jack technically stole?

Race and Jack’s friendship never gets old!

Pulitzer’s calculation behavior is… weird. Also why is he imitating Tevye’s If I Were A Rich Man dance?

Ok, we need a class where every newsie is pointed out and named so everyone knows who they are

What are the pedestrians thinking when the newsies start singing?

You’re a leader! Here Jack, have a stick! Now break it!

‘Em-bastards!’

Hey it’s Lone Star in a bowler hat!

Now I want to use ‘hoity toity’ every day.

Yeessss! BROOKLYN! But where can I find the music if it’s not in the soundtrack?! 🌉

‘I spent a month there one night.’ Uh what does that mean, Boots?

Why is Spot Colon’s slingshot never brought up in Livesies?

Ok when I first watched this I didn’t know what to expect from Spot Colon but I remember that as soon as I saw him I had a crush on him instantly. 🥰

People always make fun of Spot’s height, whether it be 92sies or Livesies. But being a short person myself and knowing other short people I can honestly say that short people definitely can be scary! Seriously I’ve scared more people than I can count even if I don’t mean to, so imagine Spot Colon intentionally trying to be scary! To quote Yoda: ‘size matters not!’ Spot Colon could kick everyone’s ass if he wanted!

I luv how all the other Brooklyn newsies are just waiting intimidatingly in the background for Spot to either give the all clear or the o-k to soak Davey.

How did numerous fan theories about Spot’s key get started? 🗝️

Seize the Day is on fire! I luv the quick footwork and acro work in the confined space even though the dance number could’ve been held in a bigger area.

Where did the newsies get tomatoes to throw at Wiesel? 🍅

How long did it take to clean up the torn newspapers after they got done filming that scene?

Huh, Jack actually cares enough to try to break Crutchy out? Also how does nobody notice Jack casually standing around with a rope?

It’s cute how Les and the younger newsies made homemade drums!

‘Never fear, Brooklyn is here!’ Oh my God yeessss! 😆

It’s over, Weasel! Brooklyn has the high ground! Star Wars, anybody?

The newsies picture looks like what every attempt at a family picture looks like, with everybody scattered and looking at different places.

King of New York, still my favorite! The way they had all these guys in this tiny room with all these tables, and yet still pull off a decent dance number! Just wow.

Crutchy your positivity is contagious, even though sometimes you gotta learn when to be sad.

Jack how on Earth can you fall asleep on a fire escape?

Nice rooftop backdrop! Wonder if Jack painted it… 🎨🤔😆

Jack still wants to leave, but at least on the rooftop he explains how he’s not used to growing roots anywhere and actually asks Sarah if she cares.

‘...others who would dare to leeee!’ What, Pulitzer?

I luv how the newsies dress up for the rally! Even though they’re poor they still know when to act ‘proper.’ Also Spot, you look great! 👍

Seeing Medda dance with all the is always fun to watch, especially with Blink and Race completely fawning over her.

Why is it that Davey and Spot immediately see that Denton’s pointing out Snyder but it takes Davey yelling in Jack’s face for him to see it?

Typical Race to gamble with a judge 🃏

They really make us hate Snyder. Even if you don’t like Jack (don’t know how someone could but whatever), you really feel bad for him when Snyder takes him back to the Refuge. 😣

How in the world does nobody notice the newsies hiding out around the refuge or when Davey rides on the back of the carriage? There’s cops literally 10 feet from them and they still don’t see a group of kids?

Even when Jack’s yelling he’s still less angry then Jeremy’s angry Jack.

All the Refuge gives you to sleep on is a rusty bed frame? Ouch!

‘We was beat when we was born.’ Yikes Jack got some dark thoughts. 😳

It doesn’t take going through a whole day sulking and getting yelled at by Katherine for 92sies Jack to change his mind, it only takes the Delancys beating up the Jacobs for him to finally say no.

Once And For All is catchier than the Livesies version

I like how they show all the different kids at odds and ends jobs, as well as how some kids back then didn’t know how to read.

Only thing is I wish they would’ve talked about the details with the deal with Pulitzer

Sarah doesn’t need to beg Jack to stay, Jack figures it out that he needs to stay.

Jack, how can you leave? You’re making Les cry! 😖😭

Now Mush is looking cute next to a lamppost 😍

I’m hearing the audio from the beginning!

Yes, Jarah is a relationship I can tolerate! It’s not toxic or annoying, and they don’t look like they wanna kill each other every scene.

Spot riding away in the carriage is perfect! ‘By, Spot!’ 🥰

Overall I’d want to know what the original newsies would think of this. I mean just imagine the ones from 1899 watching this and thinking ‘I don’t think we ever did this much singing and dancing.’

And now to take a moment for the 92sies who did not make it into Livesies: Snipeshooter, Boots, Bumlets, PieEater, Snoddy, Itey, Snitch, Swifty, Jake, Dutchy, Skittery, Snaps, Tumbler, and Flipper. They will be missed. Instead they will be replaced by new newsies that are far more stupid and annoying, but on the bright side are very good dancers. 😔

I feel like 92sies isn’t talked about as much because it’s more dated and not as recent. When people mention that current stars like Ben Cook are in Livesies then everyone talks about it like it’s the best thing since sliced bread. But when people say Christian Bale is in 92sies then they just say ‘oh yeah, he’s Batman’ and just leave it at that. Just because 92sies doesn’t have the A+ Broadway dancing doesn’t mean it’s not a good musical,

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nothoughts-justdraw · 1 year

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The Super Mario Bros Movie Highlights (SPOILERS AHEAD! DO NOT READ IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE SPOILED!!! ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️)

Alrighty, so I've recently watched the super mario bros movie. And I gotta say, it was the best movie based on a video game since sonic. I loved everything about it. The references, the animation, RAINBOW ROAD, everything!

Now, a few of yall know that when I see a film, I go over some of my favorite moments from the film and usually my thoughts on those parts. I won't be going over everything so if it seems like I'm skipping stuff, it's because I'm mainly going over my favorite scenes. So let's get right into it, shall we?

First off, the voice acting. Chris Pratt honestly did a good job playing mario. When the cast was first revealed, a lot of people were concerned that Chris Pratt was gonna mess up the role, but it actually sounds pretty decent for the film.

Mario's original voice actor for the games, Charles Martinet, does make a cameo in the film. Using his iconic Mario voice.

The entire opening scene with mario and Luigi is filled with a ton of references that I wish I could go over but don't have the time-

That dog was out for blood-

We get to see Mario and Luigi's family!

The video game mario is playing looks a lot like the game, kid icarus. But I'm not entirely sure. Still a nice little detail to include to classic nintendo system.

PAULINE!!

I wanna know more about the secret sewer system! Especially when you learn peach's backstory, It just raises more questions!

The mushroom kingdom looked beautiful! They really did an amazing job when it came to making it feel like the games.

Jack black as bowser is the best thing to come out of this movie. Change my mind-

Also, I love how bowser just fawns over peach. He really does care, he's just a bit...intense with his methods of showing love.

BABY MARIO AND LUIGI

Peach just flipped mario like he weighted nothing-

The whole training sequence was funny, well-animated, and visually appealing.

🎶I NEED A HERO-🎶

Rip mario. Got chomped by a mechanical piranha plant while trying to rizz up the princess

Bowser singing was something I never knew I needed until now.

The entire sequence of them traveling to the jungle kingdom was so cool! They were (almost) all the levels from the game and I was geeking out the whole time!

DK RAP

CHUNKY ISN'T DEAD!-

Mario and DK's interactions with one another in the movie were hilarious. They act like siblings who constantly argue.

Okay, but Bowser practicing his proposal to Peach was adorable

MARIO KART

AND RAINBOW ROAD 🌈 🌈 ✨️

Okay, so this isn't a highlight, more of something me and my sister thought was gonna happen. But I thought, during the scene where they were fighting on rainbow road, that there would be a moment where we see Chunky bite the dust (not actually of course. No death in this film, just implied death-) and that someone would yell, "Chunky's dead!"

Tell me that wouldn't have been hilarious to see-

BLUE SHELL BLUE SHELL BLUE SHELL BLUE SHELL BLUE SHELL-

Mario: my dad thinks I'm a joke too...

DK: yeah, well....YOUR DAD'S RIGHT!

I like how they kept bowser's wedding outfit from super mario odyssey. Wish they had done the same for peach though

Bowser looked so sad when peach rejected him. Couldn't help but feel bad

(If it wasn't obvious already, bowser was my favorite character in the whole film)

Peach being a badass!

The little blue star was dark as hell-

Poor Mario was close to tears when he reunited with Luigi. They really are the best brothers-

FINAL BATTLE 10/10

Film ♾️/10

YOSHI POST CREDIT SCENE! SEQUEL?! GOD I HOPE WE GET A SEQUEL! I NEED MORE OF THESE GUYS-

Okay, so those were my highlights from The Super Mario Bros Movie. I loved this film and I am definitely buying the DVD once it comes out!

Now, I leave into the void once again. And I leave a ballad of pure perfection. Enjoy.

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#super mario #mario bros #mario movie #the super mario bros movie #illumination #BEST. MOVIE. EVER.#review #and then there's Chunky #he's dead #....#DK CHUNKY'S DEAD #Youtube

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have you read the scream 5 draft script? because it's two scenes of christina (or susan as she's called in the draft) are fascinating and they are now how i picture her. also richie's got these two really fucked up lines that i wish had been kept in. The first one he says to Sidney "And to think: if you'd only opened your legs up for Billy earlier, like he wanted, Sam wouldn't even exist!" and then he says this to Sam "You know what the best part of fucking Billy Loomis's damaged daughter was? Making her feel loved, just so I could take it away from her." It just makes him even more deplorable.

I actually haven't! I've seen a few pages, mostly regarding the Amber/Tara relationship that they scrapped.

Let me take a look. (this took me 2.5 hours).

What the original script had to say about the mum:

Tara asked if her mum talks about her in group - that's sad.

She refers to her mother by her name.

The mention of 'group' possibly being: AA, NA, for gambling or for kleptomania - and people still think Sam's mental health issues are from daddy, c'mon, this woman fucked up.

The mention that the mum was not going to tell Sam that Tara was attacked.

Mum being drunk at the bar.

The scene of Sam & her mum at the Carpenter house: "You did this to her, didn’t you? Because you’re like him. Even when you were a kid I could see it in you... and now you’ve gone and hurt my baby girl..."

What was in the original script that was better:

Her trying to blackmail the guy on the phone - a shame we didn't get that, it's a nice piece of character personality.

"Fuck you, you're weird." - why is that so fucking funny.

Honestly, the whole sending the boob pic and the "this isn't Amber but I enjoyed the picture you sent me" is really fucked up and would have been incredible, it would make the situation even more creepy.

In the movie they change the person who Tara texts from Amber to Wes, and I don't like that.

It looks like half of Billy's conversations were cut, and they would have been better if left alone.

Amber: "you bought a date?" / Tara: "don't start."

The conversation between Sam & Tara is nice because you can see the strain. The "No. Shit, I’m sorry- I love you. Can we start over?" I love love love because straight up Sam just goes 'I love you.'

Vince's death scene was better but was also the best thing to cut because it would have taken quite a bit of time, and it makes the 'who was this Ghostface and how did they manage it' much more complicated. Realistically, Vince had to be Amber because Richie was attacking Sam at the hospital.

The Sam being attacked scene in the hospital was better in the script, with the "call the cops / I am the cops / call more cops" conversation being fucking hilarious and such a realistic thing to say. We also had Sam say to Richie just before this "I thought you were going to a hotel."

The friend group conversation in the police station would have been so important for fleshing out their characters and their relationships with one another. Presumedly cut because they cut the Amber/Tara/Wes thing.

The Judy & Sam conversation.

Tara throwing the cup as she yells at Sam to get out, it works with my belief that Tara has anger issues.

Sam trying to get Dewey to talk to her: "you’re a suspect in a homicide, so go ahead, call the police!" - this works really well with how Tara talks to person on the phone in the beginning. It also has the sister parallel of Dewey eyeing a photo of Tatum.

Sam: "There are no rules. This isn’t a game, or a joke, or a movie. Real people’s lives are at stake-"

The scene of Sam going to the house and leaving a voicemail for Tara should have stayed, however, I see why they cut it once they cut their mother out.

The whole Wes situation being cut was good for his character, but I don't mind the death scene we got. The Ghostface REVEALING themselves to Judy, jesus that would have been so good. It's totally Amber.

The Mindy & Sam being cut (it's a deleted scene in the movie) was tragic because it really explains why she blows up at the deputy and why she suddenly thinks Tara is in trouble.

They had Sam lifting Tara into the car and Sidney helping, that would have been so nice to see, and also would make more sense for the tracker situation.

I'm sorry but the whole Liv with a bedazzled knife is hilarious and I wish we could have seen that.

Sam allowing Amber & Tara the opportunity to talk but also going with them. The way the script shows Sam giving in to Tara, being soft for her. The 'On Sam. Hates this.'

The Richie trying to convince Sam that Tara is the other killer is slightly better in the script.

"You know what the best part of fucking Billy Loomis’s damaged daughter was? Making her feel loved, just so I could take it away from her. Pretty fucked up, huh?"

What changed that was better:

The choice to change to an inhaler - although they could have done both the necklace and the inhaler, to convey how close Amber & Tara were, even as best friends.

Adding the "I just couldn't be around you anymore, Tara" and the way Tara reacts to it really works for how the conversation falls apart.

Cutting the "I don't care" from Gale.

The script had Sam banging on the bedroom door and the girls not hearing that, it wouldn't have worked. The part where she's standing downstairs when Sidney called so the camera can pan out to her in the doorway was a really good choice.

In the original script, Amber knows about Sam's father because: "About your father? It’s a small town. My uncle went to school with all of them, he knew Billy was banging your mom behind Sid’s back." I think changing it to something more ambiguous about hearing from Sam's drunk mother works better.

The change to Tara attacking Amber with the crutch instead of a poker makes more sense. Richie shooting at her and missing I also wouldn't have bought.

Amber sending Tara through a window would have been incredible, but it would have made it more implausible for her to appear to shoot Amber.

Amber shoves a fork through Sidney's foot? Was she not wearing shoes lmao, this would have made no sense.

Some general notes:

I think most people can agree that they should have kept Amber & Tara as girlfriends, it would have been so awful/satisfying for both sisters to have been betrayed by their partner.

The whole "maybe: name" thing that comes up on Sam's phone in the movie is weird, and it should have just stayed an unknown number.

Interesting choice to change from Mindy pointing out Chad's bruises to Amber.

"But then why kill that random Vince guy? It doesn’t fit the profile-" except it does because Vince worked with Tara. This is called back to later with the "So why then immediately go murder some guy who was stalking Liv?" conversation in the twins' home, which cements it for me that Vince actually died because he knew Tara, him being a Macher was incidental.

"Maybe it’s the nice one, maybe the funny one, maybe the quirky one." -> Maybe it's Wes, maybe it's Mindy, maybe it's Liv.

I wonder why they changed the name from Meeks-Martinez to Meeks-Martin. Gonna be honest... the choice feels kinda 'this is too ethnic let's dial it back' :/. Melinda.

Also, something that doesn't make sense that is in both the script and the movie is them all knowing it was someone in a Ghostface costume, it seems to imply Tara 'finally wakes up' twice: once to tell people about the Ghostface and what happened, and again when she texts Wes that she's finally awake.

The way Sam goes "it wasn't you, it wasn't you" is so interesting because it really reveals where Sam's state of mind was - that she actually thought it could have been her and she just didn't remember, because of all the people accusing her.

Richie telling Sidney the comment about opening her legs: it's an interesting thing to think about. Would Billy have been satisfied with Sidney? Who knows. Interesting to think about. It definitely says something about Richie, given the situation where he was getting some from Sam, but also possibly Amber.

#/mp #ask box #hell-comes-to-gotham #Scream #Scream 5 #-notes #Side notes: there weren't 2 killers in Stab 3 or 8. if they do 2 killers again in 7 & then have a single killer in 8 I will give them props #Mindy calling Sam the killer in 5 and then Sam thinking the Ghostface is Mindy in 6 #lol at the error in the script which says (to Tara) when it should have said (to Amber)

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NEW BSD EPISODE, THOUGHTS

There was a lot of cool stuff that happened this episode! The ADA reuniting scene with Atsushi tackle hugging Kunikida and Kyouka having to physically keep herself from also tackle hugging her family, Seeing Tecchou again, bunch of old man yaoi, Ranpo being an absolute delight and my favorite character he is so cool I love him and so does half of the police force, the appearance of our boy Akutagawa, And a bunch of really cool animation choices! The part where Atsushi was talking about how he was scared and then the words saying fear condensed and turned into Atsushi was awesome, and I think I saw a style change when they were talking about Fukuchi's backstory, and style changes are always awesome. We still haven't seen what the ending looks like but from what I could hear of it the song is pretty good!

What I want to talk about the most though is stuff that I heard about from the Fukuchi backstory, before that though I just wanna say,

BSD FANDOM PLEASE. I KNOW WE HATE FUKUCHI BUT THERE WAS SO MUCH STUFF ABOUT HIM THAT WE SOULD TALK ABOUT MORE!!! First of all, the fact that he has three movies based on him and that most of the united nations guys seem to have a crush on him is fucking hilarious. And second of all, this is the part I want to scream about,

ONE OF HIS PAST EXPLOITS IN THE WAR WAS ABOUT HIM GETTING RID OF A PROJECT THAT WAS CREATING WERE-PEOPLE!!! WERE-PEOPLE!!!

WHO DO WE KNOW THAT HAS A WERE-PERSON POWER, A STILL SLIGHTLY NOT EXPLAINED PAST (LOOKING AT YOU 'Compared to what your parents did to you when you were first born this doesn't even count as abuse') AND WHATEVER THE FUCK MADE HIM SO SPECIAL IN THE DEAD APPLE (LOOKING AT YOU USING YOUR ABILITY EVEN WHEN YOUR ABILITY CRYSTAL HAD ALREADY BEEN REMOVED AND ALSO IT'S BLUE WHEN ALL THE OTHER CRYSTALS WERE RED)?

THATS RIGHT. FUCKING

ATSUSHI

Am I yelling too much? Quite possibly. Do I care? NO! THIS INFORMATION COULD BE SO IMPORTANT!!! THE VAMPIRE'S THAT THEY MENTIONED APPEAED AGAIN, WHO SAYS THAT THIS MIGHT NOT SHOW UP LATER!!?

I have done the math, the war ended about 11 to 12 years ago, meaning that Atsushi had been born already while the war was still going on, it's entirely possible that he might be connected to that incident!! And while it does kinda seem like that whole thing happened kinda early on in the war, well that's what parents are for!

This could also tie into whatever is connecting him to the book, if the tiger is an artificial ability created by some government, maybe they used the book or something like that! To be completely honest I am constantly grasping at straws to figure out what the heck is up with Atsushi and the book, I have no idea what could be connecting them, but, the more theories you have the more likely that one of them will be correct!!

Now, from this point on I'm going to be discussing manga spoilers, so anime onlys beware.

I am both so hyped and so fucking scared for next Wednesday, for as we all know, Akutagawa does exactly three things in this arc, show up, be gay, and die. He's accomplished the first one, I'm excited for the second one, and the third one terrifies me. I DON'T WANT HIM TO DIEEEEEEEEEE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! But I'm also so excited for 'you know the reason yourself, don't you?' and 'run, you fool (soft smile)' and 'from the start the hole was only for his ally to escape through' because, shin soukoku canon. But also all of the gay shit comes with the knowledge of what comes next and AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! FUCK!

Also, one thing that happened in this episode kinda reminded me of a question I had.

Where the fuck are Junichirou and Kenji???

Have they just been wandering the port mafia underground this entire time? I know that Juni probably runs into them again, or at least runs into Kunikida, but does he ever meet up with Atsushi or the rest of the agency at all? Or does he just get kidnapped off screen and we don't see him until they reveal him tied to the bed? And what about Kenji?? Does he just walk around with no idea what's going on with the agency until he meets Tecchou? Where is he???

Anyways, great episode can't wait for next week!!!

#bungo stray dogs #bsd season 5 #bsd spoilers #bsd fukuchi #bsd atsushi #bsd akutagawa #bsd junichiro #bsd kenji #bsd theories #kinda

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Cupid Ye Season 26 Episode 1 Thoughts

**SPOILERS**

-First off, I feel the need to say that I’ve already watched the new episode three times. I had to wait until Friday to watch it due to already having plans on Wednesday and Thursday but I watched it once by myself on Friday, then on Saturday with my sister and then on Saturday again with my whole family. That being said, I always found a new reason to crack up laughing and my family liked the episode too.

-I’m so happy Token got an episode, especially an episode so good!!! Also I love Token x Kyle, I’ve shipped them for a while now and I just think they’d really be a good couple. I’m really glad they got an episode where they are friends.

-THE TIKTOKS!!! I cringed so hard at all three of them. And Stan Cartman and Kenny’s faces watching them and just thinking what the hell is this?? was ME!! And they were just so obsessed with making them. Like when Kyle was like I thought we were making that morning tiktok?? I could not with him, he was addicted!!

-STAN!!!!!! I felt so bad for him in this episode. He was so jealous and upset it made me so sad yet I found it so funny. I’m not really a huge Style shipper but I do LOVE the idea of one sided Style on Stan’s part. I just found it so funny when Stan was sitting with Cartman and Kenny and then he really thought Kyle was going to sit with him and then Kyle just asked him for his charger. That’s his BEST FRIEND!! Not saying that Kyle can’t have other friends because he can of course but I love/hate how Stan was just pushed aside. I JUST WANT HIM TO BE HAPPY!! NO MORE ANGST!!

-Side note: I didn’t see the Streaming Wars special (I don’t have Paramount + 😔) but I think there was someone Stolkien in there?? But anyway I love Stolkien, it’s one of my top Stan ships and it’s my top Token ship.

-The fact that Cartman’s a Style shipper… hilarious!! Like first Creek and now Style, it just makes me wonder who’s next. Bunny??? Tyde??? Bendy??? I wonder if he ships straight couples??

-I freaked out so much with the like 30 second frame of Tweek in the band room. He was only on screen for like 30 seconds and I flipped my shit. I just love him so much!! He just looked so cute playing his clarinet (EDIT: IT'S A SAXOPHONE, NOT A CLARINET). I don’t even care that we didn’t see Creek on Valentine's day, I’m just glad I saw the baby.

-And then CRENNY!! I’ve only seen them together in that one episode where they got partnered together on the field trip when they held hands and then THIS. I loved seeing them together again. I’m not really a Crenny shipper but I love the idea of being friends. Plus Kenny kicking down the door, I just love him so much.

-And SCOTT AND CLYDE!! I’ve never thought about them being friends but they were really cute together. Also their movie pitch was so funny!!

-The whole Kayne West/Cupid Ye/woke plotline was wild!! It was just so creative and everything fit together perfectly!! This is definitely one of my favorite episodes and I’m just so excited to see what happens next in the series. I’m really hoping for another Butters episode or a Tweek episode or a STAN episode. Those are my favorite characters so I just really hope they get a good episode.

-Lastly, not Randy revoking his woke membership card. I laughed so hard that entire scene with him with Gerald and then Kyle walking in and yelling at him. I really thought Randy was there to help out Stan and Kyle… he does not care.

ALSO HI EVERYONE WATCHING THIS!! I'M BACK!! I HAVEN'T BEEN ON TUMBLR IN A WHILE BUT I'M HERE NOW!! (if anyone cares)

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Out of curiosity, have you ever had like a serious paranormal experience that you legit cannot explain?

I like hearing people's ghost stories :)

sorry for the delayed response. i just had a crazy day haha

also double sorry bc dear lord above this is long

i have had a couple different paranormal experiences. but there are two major ones that have always stuck out to me. one longer story, and one shorter one lol

first story: i went to online school for 8th grade, and my parents didn't want me to go to the high school my brother had graduated from. to simplify it: my brother's high school was terrible towards him and his mental health, and i was in the same school district being bullied so my parents had had enough dealing with these shitty schools. so we had plans to move before i would start hs. all of this is important to know bc i was able to go house hunting with my parents.

we went to a couple houses, and one of the last ones we went to was this house. it was all white, had a small front yard but a big ass backyard. it didn't look too crazy or anything really.

we - my parents, me, and the realtor (bc my brother was in college) - all went inside the house and immediately i was hit with this overwhelming feeling like i'm being watched. the house itself inside was… fine. outdated for sure, but other than that it seemed okay. the house was completely empty, and you could tell that it was once a grandparents' house. time felt frozen there, like nothing had been moved since the 70s. the only piece of furniture left in the house was a portrait of the whole family (think of a sears-esque photoshoot). i'm talking the parents, their kids, and then the kids' kids. the spouses were there too. hilariously, you could tell one of the kids must have gotten divorced and remarried because the one spouse had been tapped over with the new one.

other than that, that was the only thing in the entire house. key thing to note.

but how i was feeling in the house was really intense for such an empty space. again, i felt eyes on me the whole time. i remember even saying out loud "this house feels like a horror movie house." just bc of how creepy it felt to me. not only did i feel like i was being watched, but it was also hard to breathe. right before we went up to the second floor, i told my mom what i was feeling. my mom believes in all this stuff, has told me for years she thinks i'm psychic, so she was excited to hear that i was feeling something in this house. my dad on the other hand never believed in the paranormal, so he kinda brushed off my feelings.

the moment we got to the second floor, all of the feelings i had quadrupled.

i had this pit in my stomach, like the eyes that had been staring at me were now next to me. i felt like an elephant was sitting on my chest with how hard it was to breathe. but a new sensation had started, something i never felt before or since. i felt like someone was angry at me. the best way i can describe it is you know how like when you would get yelled at by a teacher or parent, and you can just feel their anger roll off of them and onto you? you almost start to feel embarrassed or upset at yourself for acting the way you did? that's how it felt. like someone was right next to my face, screaming at me. angry at me. but i didn't know why.

i kept telling my parents in between the realtor showing us the rooms how i was feeling, but after a while, both of my parents were getting annoyed with me. my dad more so than my mom. finally, the realtor wanted to show us the attic. it had a set of pull down stairs. so the realtor opened them up and we started going into the attic.

right before we went upstairs, i felt this rush of a thought come to me. i grabbed my mom's arm and told her "mom, i think someone died here. like, recently." i don't know why i felt that way, but i did. and i felt like i was right. my mom kinda hushed me and said "angelica, i think you're just freaking yourself out too much."

we all got up into the attic, and let me paint you a picture of what the attic was like. think of a very obvious, borderline straight out of a movie, creepy attic. dark brown wood, one tiny ass pullstring light in the center, and one very small window. it had been deary all day, so it was dark.

the feeling in this room was different than everywhere else, but in a worse way. you know how your whole body clenches before a jumpscare? that's what the entire room felt like to me. something was going to happen, and i could feel it like a mack-truck. it was heavy and intense, and i felt insane since i was the only one sensing this.

again, there had been no furniture in the entire house. but all the way in the very back corner of the attic, almost tucked away so that no one could see it, was a hospice bed and a hospice machine.

we were all very confused to see that. we asked the realtor what that was about. he was reluctant to tell us, just trying ease our worries by saying the house was in a nice neighborhood and was cheaper than expected and that the people selling it would take a lower amount if it meant we would take it off their hands (something he had been saying the whole time). but finally, he told us the truth.

the two eldest people in the portrait downstairs, the parents, had lived here. the mom had died a couple years ago, but the dad still lived here alone. but, he had grown sick and had passed… not even TWO WEEKS prior to us coming to see the house. his family cleared it out almost immediately and were trying to sell it as quickly as possible. so fast, in fact, that the hospital (or whatever company that deals with hospice equipment) still hadn't even picked up everything left behind. this was why they were selling the house for so cheap or for whatever price they could get.

i remember both of my parents looking at me once they heard this like they had seen a ghost themselves. i was right. i knew someone died there bc i could feel it. i could feel the old man, still there. and all of the anger i felt towards myself now made sense. the man's spirit was still there, and he was probably pissed to see random ppl coming in and out of his house. bc that house was his. this was his home, not ours.

once i heard i was right… i ended up telling my parents i had to leave. like i couldn't be in that house a moment longer. but this is where things got worse. the jumpscare if you will.

i left the attic, and my parents and the realtor were well into the attic, so i could not see them from the bottom of the stairs. i was alone, for the first time in this house.

all of the feelings came rushing at me tenfold. i started having a panic attack and was basically hyper-ventilating. maybe it was a mix of hearing i was correct about knowing someone died, or maybe it was the fact that this whole place creeped me the fuck out and i just needed to get out of there before something actually happened. the moment i started heading for the stairs, i felt like someone was running after me. like right on my tail, hauling ass. the thing about me that you need to know is i run for nothing. so, if case you ever see me running, run faster lol

i booked it out of that house so fast. i've truly never ran faster than that in my entire life. i felt like if i turned around i would see this old man chasing after me, screaming at me to get out of his house. i reached the front door, yanked that bitch open, and the millisecond i stepped onto the porch… all of the feelings i had were gone. the anxiety disappeared and i was able to breathe again like it was nothing.

i went to the car and waited outside of it because i forgot to ask my mom if i could have the keys. it even started raining, but i did not care because there was no way in hell you could pay me to go back into that house.

my parents finally came outside, got in the car, and we followed the realtor to the next house (which fun fact, ended up being the house i currently live in still to this day). on the way there, we were all very quiet. i eventually said "there's no way i'm living there. we are not moving there." my dad agreed and said "yeah, i don't think that's the right fit for us. the foundation is cracking and i'm getting too old to fix things like that." all i said back was "whatever you gotta tell yourself. just know i'm not living there." lmao

second story: so my grandfather (my mom's dad) used to live down the street from us back in my hometown. that last ten years of his life he had cancer. every year it was a different one, and since he was so old, he needed someone to care for him. so my mom ended up telling him to move from philly into our neighborhood and he did.

when i was five, my grandfather passed away and me and mom found him. he had died at the top of the stairs in his house.

when we were selling his house, we ended up giving it to my older cousin and her husband. they lived there for a couple years. what you need to know is that we ended up having a strained relationship with them bc my cousin's husband was an asshole and abusive (but we didn't know that at the time) and they found things of my grandfather's/mother's in the house and decided instead of just asking us to take it, they trashed it instead. the only reason we found this out was bc of me coming across them throwing out old christmas decorations from my mom's childhood and when she confronted them, they told her they had trashed a lot of old shit. so… things were rocky with them.

they ended up moving out eventually and when they did, they told the ppl they sold it to "if you have any questions about the house, don't ask us. ask the ppl up the street who are our uncle and aunt."

all of this is just backstory, the real story begins with me coming downstairs and seeing my dad talking to this random guy. i had recognized him as the new guy who moved into my grandfather's house. it was him, his wife, and their golden retriever that now lived there.

i didn't hear what he and my dad were talking about, but they were talking at the front door for a while. eventually the guy left, and my dad went back to his desk in the dining room. i asked him what that was about. and he told me it was something strange but he brushed it off like it was silly or not important. eventually i got him to tell me what him and the guy talked about.

the guy came over and said to my dad that the previous owners told him that if he had any questions to ask us. the guy wanted to know if we knew who lived in the house before. my dad explained to him that his father in law had lived there, but had died a couple years prior.

the guy then asked "did he, by chance, die at the top of the stairs?"

there is NO WAY this man should have know this. my cousins didn't know. it literally was just my immediately family who knew about where my grandfather had passed in the house. so it's impossible that this guy knew or just guessed correctly.

my dad was a bit shocked about this, and said that yeah that's where he died. the guy kinda got uncomfortable and said that the only reason he wanted to know was bc his dog would sit at the top of the stairs and bark like he could see someone there. and this would happen daily. the guy then said "please don't tell my wife, bc she'll want us to move immediately" and then ended up leaving not too long after that.

my dad told me ALL OF THIS, and still didn't believe in the paranormal. and i just remember being SO FLABBERGASTED by that. like… there's no way. bc out of all the places in the house to guess where someone could have died, i wouldn't think the stairs. so there's no way he knew or was told this info beforehand.

and i will say, this story both makes me sad and kinda happy bc my grandfather loved dogs. so i imagine he was chilling in that house not only bc it was his home but also bc he liked their dog. but i don't like thinking that my grandfather is a ghost in a house that no one in his family lives in, you know. it makes me sad to think that, but at the same time…. maybe it's just a part of him that's in that house.

#ask #personal #this is a bit of a doozy lol

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