Duke keeps losing durags and and bonnets around the manor and they end up in the most random spots (he takes them off when he's half asleep and throws them somewhere)
-Jason: Duchess, I found your durag.
Duke: oh? I lost that months ago, Where was it?
Jason: it was in my helmet 😒
-Damian: Thomas. Here's your headwrap.
Duke: where was it this time?
Damian: batcow was eating it.
-Stephanie: *throws the silk bonnet at duke* wherever you bought that please buy me one. My hair has no kinks in it at all~
Duke: you've had it this whole time??
Stephanie: it was in my laundry basket😋
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I think one underrated tragedy of Ice King's scars is that he probably took away Simon's sense of levity.
Like in his very limited appearances before Simon is consumed by the crown we see he's kind of a silly dude. In his introduction video, he only put on the crown in order to playfully tease his fiancee. Plus watching him make light of the loneliness and general misery for a young girl in a broken world. He was a dedicated man, who was generous and loved with his whole heart and threw himself one hundred percent into everything he did. He was also a fun lil guy.
But after almost a millennia of being a mad man, the brunt of every joke, someone who only existed as a broken caricature of himself and couldn't be counted on to take anything seriously, I imagine he was done with it. Now he wants to focus back on his academic endeavors, on his role as a father figure in Marcy's life, on being a proper adult. Any attempts to be silly could easily remind everyone - including himself- of Ice King, something he's eager to avoid.
So his jokes and jibes and general lightheartedness turned to sarcasm and self deprecating comments.
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Uggghh All i can think abt is huffing and sucking his bulge.. Want him to tug my hair to pull my face away from his bulge just to see how messy and cockdrunk i look. Drool running down my chin as i whine, begging for something in my mouth again and before i even realize he pulls out his cock and shoves his balls in my mouth, cock on my face as i immediately start moaning n sucking. Just so desperate and in a sleepy haze... Want him to pull me back again and mock me for whining like a dumb needy puppy. Wanna be mocked for being such a dumb slut, whining for his balls in my mouth. Then he shoves his fingers in my mouth to shut me up, only for me to enjoy that too. He shoves his cock into my needy boycunt and i stick my tongue out further, gagging when he pushes his fingers further, my eyes rolling back as he breeds and uses me
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