#man-

[clownsuu]

Some Zachary n Betsy doodles cause whoops I forgot to post JDHHDHDDH (this is their human vers)

FINALLY MAN I got so many asks for mob Zachary n Betsy (though I was gunna use one of them to post this- I accidentally deleted it- whoops HDHDHD)

however they do not have much of a role in the mob besides having a farm, where the mob lovingly send “””feed””” (bodies) to the farm to be fed to the ol livestock

Betsy and Zachary are technically sewn together, however when Zachary goes out, he typically removes Betsy from his shoulder (need someone to watch the livestock while he’s away after all)

[fire-lizard-ro]

I don’t even like Aventurine that much so far. But a certain SOMEONE was talking to me about him and now all I can think about is him smoking, seeing you stare at him, and then putting that stupid smirk on his face, leaning over, firmly cupping the back if your neck and pulling you in to shotgun his smoke djjdjxjd PLEASE-

I don’t even like the smell of cigarette smoke help-

He’d have you bLOW ON HIS DICE BEFORE HE ROLLS PLEASE-

Also has you sit in his lap. “You’re my lucky charm, baby~”

????

Help idk if I wanna kiss him or punch him-

Keeps one hand on your hip, dangerously low, when he can.

Also leads you around with a hand on your lower back. Leans in real close to whisper in your ear when he wants to tell you something and you can feel the smirk from where his lips just barely brush your ear. Fucker probably nips your ear when no one is looking I hate this man- (affectionate)

I can imagine him in a pose where he’s leaned back, slightly to the side, propping his head up with a hand, manspreading, and holding his cards to his lips until you can see just the edge of that inFURIATING smirk while he looks at you from over the rim of his sunglasses oML- (Yeah this mf is using you to cheat at cards occasionally- You have a whole fuckin system for this shit at this point. Signals and all.)

[justacasualidiot]

sampo is one of my favorite hsr characters, but in the way where i need to throw him in a blender octo expansion style, i need to run him over with my car, i need to toss him off a cliff, i need him to have a horrific theme park accident you know what i’m talking about, i need him to spontaneously burst into flames, i need to kick him, i need to send him into the sewers and let the rats get him, i need to give him my awful back pain, i need to make that fucker suffer.

but like. /pos.

[x-reader-things]

About to open up requests for Duke Crocker fr there is a sore lack of fanfics for the guy-

[ariskeyboardhammering]

I’m sorry but—

I was going through old fandom art to find a reference for something and

[nazbruhh]

“ Best Brother “

[anotherrosesthatfell]

Wattpad giving me stress. Legit I just want to update a chapter but I can't so I made my partner to update it for me but now she also have the same problem- I sent email but damn they asked questions that doesn't have to do with this problem 😭.

Man, I wanna update so many chapters rn-💀💀

[n41r]

Maybe I do need to consider caffeine

[heartthumpnovel]

Natasha 🔺?

🔺 RED TRIANGLE POINTED UP — does your oc know how to use any weapons? Natasha may or may not know how to wield an electric guitar as a way to bat people. It's a left over skill from her punk band days.

[switchthedragon]

I don't hate you

HABDHGKGBFHGFH- tyy 😭

[justacasualidiot]

i just walked into the lobby for the first time since the splatfest ended bc i was busy with side order and (i’m in inkopolis square) TELL ME WHY INTO THE LIGHT STARTED PLAYING IN THE JUKEBOX. YOU CANT JUST HIT ME WITH THAT. i had stopped and just sat there for a moment bc oh my GOD that brought back the memories of octo expansion. (Ｔ▽Ｔ)

[grunklebongrip]

When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written

[deathtokillian]

Ideas are cooking for my pride outfit.

[lieutenant-sarcastic]

Fuck moon’s taking poison damage

[teaboot]

what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this

Whereas the reality is far more like