#maniac™️

[brewed-pangolin]

Popcorn Fueled Menace

Soap MacTavish makes a habit of fingering you while at the movies.

And he's so smug about it. With that little smirk curling into his mouth while his hand slowly travels up your thigh.

He's methodical. Times it perfectly to the crescendo unfolding within the third act.

Using the cover underneath the massive bucket of popcorn in your lap, he delves his hand beneath the hem of your trousers with a faint growl as he finds you already soaking for him.

Then he gets to work.

Using the tip of his middle finger to rub against your clit. Slow, concentric movements at first. Steadily moving faster and adding more pressure as he feels your thighs clench around his hand.

You remain stoic to his ministrarions. Eyes focused on the screen, jaw locked tightly, and chest only slightly heaving as a strained breath rolls over your lips.

That's the only green light he needs to push forward.

His hand diving further in, plunging his finger into your fluttering hole and letting the thick pad of his palm rub against your pulsing nub.

Perfectly curling his finger inside to caress that sensitive bundle of nerves nestled within your cunt.

This is when you begin to break.

A subtle twitch to the corner of your lips. Eyes glazing over, losing focus on the moving pictures projected before you.

Yet it's your free hand, the one not currently white knuckling the bucket that signifies your encroaching orgasm.

Flying between the seats to grab into the fabric of his jeans. Nails clawing against the denim, desperate for purchase as your walls spasm and pulse around his thick finger. Pulling the faintest of whimpers from your trembling throat as he barely looks more than amused by the action flying across the screen.

Once satisfied with your pleasurably crumbling state, he retracts himself and pulls his finger from the depths of your quivering core.

And being the overconfident bastard that he is, he licks your juices off his finger before thrusting his hand into the bucket of popcorn and carrying on like nothing ever happened.

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I headcanon Soap as being an exhibitionist. This man doesn't give two shits if you get caught.

Drabbles Masterlist

[brushes-of-sage]

Okay, reading the Team-Up Missions stories and I’m obsessed with how obsessed Monoma is about Shinsou and him joining their class 😂💀

Like it’s not about the ship for me - it’s about how Monoma is unhinged and obsessed and I fricken love him for that (I need fic recs)

[demonmoonsupreme]

“This character never did that!!!” How DO YOU know; they existed in canon for five minutes??? I’m saying they did this thing and we both know that it can’t be proven either way — oh, get their character wiki out of my face!!

[artemisgrayy]

Okay but I don't think anyone here would mind if you wrote some Alastor aftercare as well!

Pairing: Alastor x Reader

Tags: Fem!Reader, NSFW, BDSM, drawing blood (teeth/claws), breath play, creampie, Alastor's shadow, rough sex, aftercare

A/n: I've been so busy with Real Life™️ but I can't stop thinking about Dom Alastor and his aftercare routine 👀 thank you so much for this prompt! 🥹

I'm also trying a new format? So feedback is VERY appreciated.

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A big huge shout-out to @vielle-art for the proofread/copyedits 💖

18+ - Minors DO NOT INTERACT

Dom!Alastor will bind you to the bed, his shadow tendrils like icy shackles against your wrists, ankles, and throat. The radio demon will circle you, a wicked smile on his face as he looks down at you through half-lidded eyes, watching you struggle helplessly and begging to be let go. His wicked laugh overshadows your gasp when you come close to freedom only for them to pull you back down again.

Dom!Alastor has no hesitation when it comes to sinking his teeth into your inner thighs. The sound of your scream when he draws blood triggers a primal growl to escape from his throat. He likes to hold your gaze while his tongue licks the blood off your skin, edging closer to your exposed heat, and stopping just shy of it.

Dom!Alastor takes safe word usage very seriously but It's a game to him. The demon will push you right to your limit, teetering on the line. He loves to see you squirm, whimpering and on the brink of breaking beneath him.

Dom!Alastor likes to use his claws to gently trace along your clit, basking in the noises you make when he applies just enough pressure that you're writhing in a mix of pain and pleasure.

Dom!Alastor will wait until you're breathlessly pleading, your chest heaving with such desire that you can't take it anymore -- and he'll wait just a bit longer. Your pathetic whimpers and bargaining remind him of someone begging for their life, and nothing ignites his desire more than that.

Dom!Alastor uses his shadowy tendrils to pin your neck down, forcing you to lock eyes with him when he climbs on top of you. He's consumed by the ecstasy painted across your face when his cock pushes through your folds. His maniacal chuckle rings through your ears as your vision blackens. He loves the expression you make when you're robbed of oxygen, overwhelmed by his monstrous length stretching you out, inch by inch.

Dom!Alastor only allows you a moment to gasp for breath when he loosens the hold around your neck before he starts fucking you relentlessly, feeding into your desperation.

Dom!Alastor wants to hear you say who you belong to, over and over again. He grows more feral with each "I belong to you, Alastor" as you fall further and further into subspace. His eyes blacken, the horns on his head jut out violently, and his radio-filtered snarls echo off the walls of the room.

Dom!Alastor gets enthralled by the way you submit further for him. He'll use the shadow to flip you over so he can take you from behind - his favourite position. He wants to fuck you like the animal you are.

Dom!Alastor loves the way you cry out when he sinks one set of his claws into your waist, intentionally carving through the skin. He'll use his other hand to pin your head to the pillow, hair ripping from your scalp as he hungrily bucks his hips against your ass.

Dom!Alastor will grab your wrist when he catches you massaging your clit, chasing your own release. "Ah ah ah," he barks, "you'll cum when I tell you to."

Dom!Alastor gets driven wild by the way you beg, plead, and bargain for your release when you're right on the cusp. His thrusts become more aggressive as he feeds off of your desperation.

Dom!Alastor will pull you up by your hair to hold you against him. He wants to see your face when he whispers "cum, my doe."

Dom!Alastor growls violently as he feels the walls of your pussy clutch his cock when the orgasm rips through you. It pushes him over the edge, his seed spilling inside of you. He loves the idea of filling you up and marking you as his own - physically laying claim to his possession.

Dom!Alastor doesn't take long to shift into aftercare mode when he notices you trembling. When the tendrils release their hold, he'll pick you up and pull you under the covers, cradling you against him.

Dom!Alastor will summon a gramophone, playing soft jazz that echoes through the vastness of the room as he runs his fingers through your hair. You sit like that for a few minutes while you bask in post-orgasm haze together.

Dom!Alastor confirms your boundaries; he ensures that, despite everything, you feel safe. It doesn't matter to him how long he's known you - he'll check in with you again and again. He'll listen to your words, your feedback, all while cradling your face as you look up at him.

Dom!Alastor Cleans and bandages your lacerations, apologizing when you flinch from the acrid bite of the antiseptic. He's captivated and almost giddy by the way you let him leave his mark on you. He'll whisper to you- only you - about how beautiful your body, your flesh, and all of you looks, as he gingerly runs his claws against your skin.

Dom!Alastor materializes your favourite pyjamas and puts them on for you, careful not to disturb any of the still-raw injuries he's decorated your body with.

Dom!Alastor drifts his claws through your hair, your head on his chest. "Good girl," he whispers, his mellifluous voice coating your ears like the sweetest honey as you surrender to sleep.

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[syeniites]

love that Legato realizes mid-fight that Vash is suicidally depressed, thinks “omg bitch same??” and then just starts laughing maniacally at him. truly a Character Moment™️

[ooffmlsorry]

One Piece Men Driving (you around)

monster trio

A/N: I don't know a lot about Kid but I thought I'd give a shot anyway :I I'm really sorry if he's OOC

LAW

Would make a great get away driver honestly, like he genuinely has a great understanding of driving/the road and hardly ever gets lost and he knows you think that's hot

He drives SO FAST like WHERE ARE YOU GOING??? This man actively considers the speed limit a challenge

For that reason he's either always early or on time to pick you up...but somehow suspiciously late getting you home 😉

8/10 times he's in charge of the music, it depends on your taste and his mood honestly. If you don't have the same music taste, he'll grin and bear it because he loves you, really you're torturing this man

Yeah he drives really fast but never in a school zone or neighborhood, he takes that really seriously

Acts like it's a big pain to drive you around but secretly loves it and always claims he was headed that way even if he wasn't

Loves late night drives with you that end in some empty parking lot to talk for hours or make out or both

The two of your are menaces to late night convenience store clerks

Loves holding your hand or keeping a hand on your thigh while driving

Keeps his car pretty clean except for all the coffee cups and energy drink cans on the floor in the backseat that he thinks you don't notice

KID

His car > you sorry not sorry

Drives a loud, obnoxious hot rod

Drives like a MANIAC and LOVES IT. Fuck it we ball, if y'all die then y'all die. This man is not afraid to take a risk and you know that

That being said he'd probably never put you in real danger

"Oh look, y/n there's some kids riding their bikes. LET'S HIT 'EM!!" does not actually hit the kids but definitely keeps a point score in his head as if he did. "You know I just missed 40 points for you, tricycles are worth more."

Doesn't let you drive it but thinks you look totally hot behind the wheel

Gets there when he gets there, babe, but wherever you're going you're going in style

Genuinely loves blasting the music when he's near you so you know he's on the way

The best part of driving with him is being obnoxiously loud and wild and free together

Acts like he's gonna crash just to mess with you a little

Drag races for sure

Secretly prefers your company over everyone else's while tinkering with the car y'all have definitely fucked on top of it like he just likes having you in presence while he works, it kind of puts him at peace

There's definitely some kind of detail that's an homage to you and any sort of decoration you buy that he can put in his car he will

ACE

I'm so serious DO NOT distract this man

It takes every last brain cell he has not to fuck up

Like when he's alone he's fine, but as soon as another person's in the car with him he gets so distracted especially with you

He can't help it he's just so happy to see you and talk to you and look at you and whoops! There was the exit he was supposed to take

He's either picking you up a half an hour early or twenty minutes late there's no in between

Y'all share the music but he can listen to just about anything just don't put on anything boring

You already know the deal, if y'all end up going out to eat you're driving home because he's absolutely asleep

Definitely prefers back roads and intentionally takes the "long way" so he can spend more time with you

Of course there's a 50/50 chance y'all are gonna get real lost anyway so either way he's spending more time with you

Gets really embarrassed anytime he fucks up so don't backseat drive because it'll only make it worse

King of Normalize Hitting the Curb™️

Loves a good snack run

[transmechanicus]

You call this a Caniac™️??! A meal deserving of a Canes Maniac?!? This is Canes Intrigued. Canes Mildly Enthused at best. This paltry allocation of flesh and bread is of such skinflint portions for such exorbitant prices that one would have to be a maniac to consider it acceptable.

[tsams-and-co-memes]

Where has Eclipse been sleeping/charging. I feel like he'd probably hate the fazcade, and he hates the daycare, so he likely wouldn't go to either of those places. He might not be able to get to any of his previous hideouts either, with how weak he's been getting, and he's not just camping out with Earth

Has he been pulling A Puppet™️ and sleeping on couches in people's rooms, over in rockstar row?? Maybe there's a security office somewhere he's been chilling out in, I have no idea

I'm just imagining. Monty or Roxanne going to rockstar row, just to pop into their room for whatever reason, only to walk in and see Eclipse. Sprawled out on the couch, plugged into an outlet and charging while he naps, and maybe he piled some plushies and things up under his back or head, to try getting more comfortable

He looks homeless and would probably freak them out a little, but my brother in christ, someone please get this man somewhere to stay. Preferably somewhere quiet with a stable internet connection, where he can feel safe and not like some maniac might show up and break his fingers again

[here-comes-the-moose]

What Kind of Drunk Each Adult Member of the Bad Batch Would Be

Hunter- Absolute dance machine. Has never met a song he didn’t like. Also the man’s got jokes.

Wrecker- Can’t really get drunk, so feeds off the energy of others and is just dancing and laughing and having a good time. He is also encouraging shenanigans™️.

Tech- Slutty.

Crosshair- Menace to society. He is grinding on guys, doing shots, chatting with everyone, dancing like a maniac, disappearing from the others, and somehow ended up crowdsurfing. If he’s not in menace mode, however, he is crying in the bathroom and eating a chicken sandwich while thinking about his ex or having intense anxiety. He’s just like me fr

Echo- Usually the designated driver and with his medical issues doesn’t drink much, but when he does drink he becomes very chatty and everyone’s biggest hype man. Your ex did you wrong? YOU DESERVE BETTER QUEEN! You want to ask for a promotion? Get that bread, honey! However, on some occasions he will get really sad and nostalgic and might cry.

[ectonurites]

@bylerween2023 DAY 4: PSYCHOLOGICAL HORROR

I Feel Sick by Jhonen Vasquez (of Invader Zim fame) has always held a special place in my heart (alongside related stories Johnny The Homicidal Maniac & Squee!) ever since I first read it as a kid... and, well, with the lead of the book being a painter who has to come face to face with their work when it seems to gain a mind of it's own... it just felt like it could be a really cool basis for an AU with these guys!

Plus, I got so attached to the idea while drawing out this comic that I started working on a fic to flesh it all out further—at the time i'm posting this it's not quite done yet, but look for the first half of it from me in the coming days!

In the meantime, you can check out the accompanying playlist if you'd like:

It’s specifically a mix that Will created and listens to within the fic—so songs hold thematic relevance as well as sometimes just being the Right Vibe™️. The timeframe for the fic is late 90’s, which is also reflected in the song choices (well, barring the fact that some are remasters of songs that were done later on, but like, the original songs all debuted pre-1997)

[lawsvalentine]

Can I Have This Dance? • OP Men Scenarios • (SFW)

Fem!reader

Characters: Luffy, Sanji, Law,

CW: None, Pure Fluff.

Cee’s note: I am soft™️ 🥺🥺. (Also I originally wanted to include Zoro but i literally cannot imagine him slow dancing sgshdj like my mind was blank trying to come up with something) But oh well, hope y’all enjoy!

Luffy

The straw hats had once again saved a town and in return, the villagers have thrown them a banquet. Luffy had already stuffed himself with the food from the banquet. What’s a better way to blow off steam than to do some dancing. He is quick to drag you on the dance floor with him, which you happily obliged.

You and Luffy were practically dancing like maniacs. You two tend to feed off each other’s energy, so it’s no surprise that you guys are in your own little world, just vibing off each other. It wasn’t until the music slowed and people were starting to couple up is when you both froze and stared at each other awkwardly.

You have always had a crush on your captain but pushed those feelings aside because you didn’t think he would be interested in dating. Also because you were practically best friends and you didn’t want to ruin it by expressing your feelings.

So it took you by surprise when Luffy suddenly wrapped his arm around your waist and pulled you closer to him. So close that your noses almost touched. Your face flushed at the closeness and you slowly brought your arms to wrap around his neck. You two start to sway to the rhythm of the music.

“This is kinda weird, right” you say to break the awkward silence.

“Not really, I kinda like it”

Your stomach starts tingling at his words. This boy didn’t know the affect he had on you. Suddenly, Luffy let out his famous chuckle as he studied your body language.

“You know you’re cute when you’re nervous”

Did he just-

“You think I’m cute?” You say, with wide eyes.

“Of course, aren’t you supposed to when you like someone”

You couldn’t believe what you were hearing. Luffy liked you?

“Wait, you like-like me? Like more than a friend?”

“Duhhhh!” Luffy said with a snicker. “Thought it was obvious, Y/N”

You couldn’t help but smile and giggle at his confession. Feeling all giddy, knowing your crush liked you back.

“I like-like you too, Luffy”

Luffy gave you a big toothy grin as he spun you around. You too giggling as you continued to dance.

Sanji

The banquet you and the straw hats were at was in full swing with people dancing and drinking and stuffing there faces with food. The music had slowed and people were coupling up quickly and slow dancing. You took a sip from your wine as you sat and observed people. You couldn’t help but notice Sanji get turned down by yet another girl who he had asked to dance with him.

You saw the saddened look on the cook’s face who slumped down in defeat. You felt kind of bad for him. Sure he could be a bit…much with his love for women but at the end of the day he had a good heart and he wasn’t bad looking in the slightest. You downed the rest of your drink, gaining a bit of liquid confidence and marched your way toward him.

“I’ll dance with you Sanji”

Sanji looked up at you, eyes widened and mouth agape. He couldn’t believe his ears, surely you must be mistaken.

You giggled at his dumbfounded look, “You coming or what?”

Sanji sprung up arms wide and eyes filled with hearts, “Y/N-SWA-“

You clamped your hand over his mouth muffling his voice. A few nearby strangers gave you two weird looks before proceeding with their dance.

“Listen, I’ll dance with you but none of that, got it?”

Sanji nodded his head frantically. He would be a fool to mess up this opportunity. You released your hand from his mouth. Sanji grabbed that same hand and placed the back of it to his lips giving it a gentle peck. It was almost like a switch was flipped, because Sanji’s entire demeanor changed from hopeless simp to Mr.Prince.

“Mademoiselle, may I have this dance?”

He bowed slightly as he said it. You couldn’t deny the butterflies you got from his gentleman-like actions. The boy can be quite charming when he wants to be.

You two made your way to the floor to an empty spot. You wrap your arms around Sanji’s neck and his hands found their place holding your waist. Your eyes were locked on each other as you swayed slowly to the music. You felt timid under his gaze. You have never been this up close and personal with Sanji. Was his eyes always this pretty?

His voice took you out of your thoughts. “I think you’re very beautiful Y/N”

You turned your head slightly to hide your blush. “You’re not so bad looking yourself”

Suddenly, you felt yourself be dipped down, Sanji once again having those heart eyes as he started basically asking for your hand in marriage.

You giggle at Sanji’s forwardness. “Slow down lover boy, how bout you take me on a date first.”

“As you wish, princess”

Law

You were reading a romance novel, back rested against the headboard of the bed, patiently waiting for your lover to be finished with his work. You didn’t mind though, fully enthralled with the story you were reading.

Law finally entered your shared private quarters, to find you giggling and blushing at the book in your hand. He gave you a perplexed look, before sitting at the edge of the bed facing you.

“What are you reading, Y/N-ya?”

“Oh it’s nothing, just the main character and her love interest are slow dancing at this ball. I dunno, I always thought it would be really romantic to be asked to dance.”

Law stared at you with an unreadable expression. You suddenly felt embarrassed at your confession, closing the book and setting it by the night stand.

“Forget it, Law, it’s stupid. Let’s just go to bed”

You were about to pull the sheets over you when you felt Law stand from his place on the bed and make his way to you. You saw his hand being held out in front of you. You look up at him with widened eyes.

Were you imagining this? Surely, this can’t be real.

Law smirked at your shocked expression.

“Dance with me, Y/N-ya”

You beamed at him, before placing your hand in his and standing up from the bed. He slowly brought you close to his chest as his other hand rested at your waist. You brought your free arm to wrap around his neck, playing with the hair at his nape. You two started to sway, creating your own rhythm despite the lack of music.

His golden orbs gazed down at you with a soft expression. It was rare seeing Law like this. Usually, he is not a big fan of PDA, so most of it is done in private. He may not be the most expressive when it comes to love, but it’s moments like this, where he shows you how much he loves and cares for you. Moments like this that make you fall even more in love with him.

You rest your head on his chest, enjoying being held by him as you both continued to sway to the imaginary music in your heads.

He places a chaste kiss on-top of your head before tilting your head up so he can look at your face.

“Your feelings aren’t stupid Y/N-ya, I would never judge you, my love”

[brewed-pangolin]

Gym Rat Soap is the kind of maniacal bastard to use a more 'hands-on' approach to help you loosen up following a vigorous workout.

18+ MDNI

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"C'mon, lass. Let me stretch ya out. Loosen up for me, yeah," Soap murmured while pressing your knee up to meet the top of your chest.

His calloused hand wrapped around your calf, using his body weight to lengthen the muscles of your hamstrings while his free hand delved beneath your shorts to rub his index and middle finger against your pulsing nub.

"Johnny, we can't-" you pleaded, stuttering in a breathless whimper as you clenched your eyes. "We're at the fucking gym."

"No one suspects nothin'. Jus' workin' ya out, is all. Now loosen up," he urged with a demanding tone.

Pulling your leg to half extension, only to push harder and further stretch the fibers within your glutes as his fingers worked tirelessly against the flesh of your clit.

"Fuck, Johnny. Please," you whined. Tilting your head away as the scent of synthetic leather and sweat filled your sinsues.

Your fatigued muscles screamed in agony. Begging for release from yet another round of painful excursion as he worked you into a pleasured mess at the tips of his gym hardened and skilled fingertips.

"Tha's it. C'mon. Relax into it, bonnie. Let it go."

You clenched your fingers into the leather fabric of the mattress. The sudden crescendo of an orgasm leaching through your veins as you discretely as possible arched your back off the stretching table to push your mound into the rounded palm of his hand.

Biting your bottom lip to silence the moan threatening to escape within the bowels of your throat. Eyes clenched, jaw set as the waves of pleasure and release moved over your spasming muscles as the pace of his fingers slowed to the steady loosening of your exhausted flesh.

Breathing wavered, a silent whimper rolling over your parting lips while your body tremored in the aftermath of an overly cautious climax.

"Mmm, yeah. That feels good, baby."

"Aye. Nice and loose now, aren't ya, lass?" He coaxed while pulling his hand from within your shorts.

Holding your calf and thigh within his grasp, gradually extending and flexing your leg to bring it back down fully against the mattress.

Opening your eyes, you were met with the bright cerulean gaze of your lover as he stood before you in nothing but his weathered tank top and 'barely hiding anything' gym shorts.

An overly satisfied smile curling into your lips as your voice lowered to a husky whisper.

"Thank you, Johnny."

"Hm. Don't thank me yet, lass," he retorted, brows knitting with a defined smirk.

"We're not done yet."

"What'ya mean?" You asked, lightly raising your head off the mattress"

"Need ya spin 'round. Gotta do the other leg."

Fuck.

Gym Rat Soap Masterlist

@deadbranch @sofasoap @d3athtr4psworld @punishmepunisher @glitterypirateduck @shotmrmiller @astraluminaaa @mykneeshurt @ghosts-goldendoodle @homicidal-slvt @jynxmirage @kkaaaagt @obligatoryghoststare @writeforfandoms @haurasha @thetrashpossum @simpingoverquestionablemen @luismickydees @designateddeadend @queen-ilmaree @foxface013

Edited because I'm le dumb and forgot the tag list

[noxturnalpascal]

Where’s Romulus

He's currently squatting in his brother's donut shop (that has yet to produce a single donut... lame). It's very hard to get a photo of him since he never sits still. He's a maniac 26/9.

He is officially a BIG BOY now, he got his last kitten vaccine boosters today and has an appointment for next week to get The Big Chop™️ 👀

He is a bad, bad boy. But he's very cute so he gets away with everything. You know how that goes, right Gizmo?

[lemonlyman-dotcom]

Tag Game Tuesday: 911 Lone Star Fandom Edition

Thank you for the tags @tellmegoodbye @thisbuildinghasfeelings @goldenskykaysani @ladytessa74 @im-overstimulated-and-im-sad & @guardian-angle22 💕

When did you first start watching Lone Star? Who or what introduced you to the show?

I started watching the day the pilot episode aired!! I’ve been a huge fan of 9-1-1 since it aired and when I saw they were doing a spin-off with Rob Lowe I was immediately on board!

Which season is your favorite?

Three!!

Who is your favorite character? (Bonus: If you answered TK or Carlos, who is your favorite besides them?)

Aside from Tarlos, Marjan!!

Top five episodes. Go!

4x09

3x08

3x13

4x16

2x04

If you could pick any character to be given a "begins" episode, who would it be and what would that episode look like?

Marjan!! I want to see everything about her life in Miami and I want a closer look at what life was like for her, Paul and TK when they first got to Austin!! I want to see them exploring ATX, checking out the food trucks and the river walk and the hikes in Zilker park. I want to see them bonding over being new in town . I wanna see Marj and Paul teasing TK over Officer Hottie.

What is a scenario or storyline that you would like to see in season 5?

I want to see TK and Marjan working together on a rescue! I want to see them hanging out after. I want to see some firefam in the engine, I love and miss those scenes so much. I’d love a goofy episode like the jinx from 9-1-1. I’d like to see Carlos and TK facing something together instead of Carlos running off on his own in secrecy.

What do you think is going on in this still?

Paul has taken revenge for Puddinggate™️ and Carlos is plotting his maniacal response.

We all know about the elusive 5x05 spicy scene that has been teased, so what is your prediction for how it could possibly top 1x02?

Tarlos is out at the Reyes family ranch™️ and they go for a horse ride, they get caught in the rain and TK’s horse gets spooked and throws him off. Carlos has to carry TK back to the house, three miles in the rain with his shirt unbuttoned and billowing in the wind. When they get back they make sweet love for 14 hours on a bearskin rug in front of a roaring fire. Fade to black.

Where was the Tarlos honeymoon in your mind?

Cabo! Their parents paid for it as a consolation for not being able to plan the wedding. I wrote a fic about it!

Shoutout one of your favorite fan creations.

This amazing art of the scene from my fic love in a series of bursts & inches where Paul, Marjan & Tarlos have a cooking exchange where they get together and teach each other to make their favorite recipes from their childhood 🥹 Art by @whatsintheboxmh commissioned by @ladytessa74 💕

Tagging @carlos-in-glasses @liminalmemories21 @messymindofmine @herefortarlos @freneticfloetry @bonheur-cafe @americansrequiems @alrightbuckaroo @basilsunrise @chicgeekgirl89 @decafdino @eclectic-sassycoweyes @fitzherbertssmolder @fckingyrs @heartstringsduet @just-inside-her @firstprince-history-huh @laelipoo @never-blooms @orchidscript @reasonandfaithinharmony @tailoredshirt @vineofroses @whatsintheboxmh @welcometololaland @your-catfish-friend @toomanycupsoftea and OPEN TAG 🏷️

[iaminyourbones]

Hello everyone!

My name is Alastor, but I also go by Atlas or Alice

I will mostly refer to myself as Atlas

I have a bunch of other active blogs

@pyro-the-maniac-woooo which is a Pyro ask blog (Tf2)

@tf2-blu-ghosty Which is my blu tf2 oc

@tf2-green-ghosty Which is my grn tf2 oc

@tf2-red-ghosty which is my red tf2 oc

@green-scout-tf2 which is the og silly colored Scout

And

@meet-the-stealthbomber-tf2 which is another red team tf2 oc

As well as

@caine-the-ringleader which is a Caine ask blog (Tadc) (which is retired)

I also have @shitty-short-stories-anonymous to post my random writing stuff on

(That’s the text I use(d) for each account)

This is completely going to be ranting

Mostly about tf2

I might post art here sometimes but I’m honestly pretty shit at drawing

Also I swear a lot so I apologize in advance

Pfp matches with @the-depressed-comedic-relief!!!

Tags:

Basically any post- #Atlas time

Answering asks- #Atlas has answers

Talking about random shit- #Atlas has rambled

Reblogs- #Atlas reblog wow

Rebloging my moots- #Atlas harasses his Friends

Interacting with moots- #Atlas has frens

My dearest @the-depressed-comedic-relief- #Atlas’ angel

Interacting with or talking about irl friends- #Atlas irl frens

Vent or talking about mental illness- #Atlas is not good

Hyperfixations- #Atlas has obsessions

Talents/hobbies- #Atlas has a little talent

Art- #Atlas draws sometimes

Writing- #Atlas writes sometimes

Edited images- #Atlas made another silly image

Talking about OCs- #Atlas made a silly character

Scout <3- #Atlas loves Scout tf2

Sniper <3- #Atlas loves Sniper tf2

Speedingbullet specifically- #Atlas ships himself with speedingbullet

Goodnight posts- #Atlas goodnight

Coming back from school or waking up or something- #Atlas has returned

Ranting about military aircrafts [One of my special interests]- #Atlas rants about planes

I think that’s it idk

The official unofficial tf2 simps™️

Scout- >Me< @absolutelyzoned @the-depressed-comedic-relief @blu-m3l0n @kapoosh

Soldier- @darkcloudsatnight

Pyro- @lampinspectingmoth

Demoman- @lyrics-symphony @sp1der-pngisnotavailable @scoutisthebomb @r4cc0on-in-tr4shcan

Heavy- @another-delta-lover [rip🕊️🥀] @gorydreamer

Engineer- @tyrianludaship @stolenrocket218 @tavernofdragons @theweirdo-ontheblock @r4cc0on-in-tr4shcan

Medic- @scouts-cosplays @scozthewoz @medicsboywife @tavernofdragons @gorydreamer

Spy- @brokensenseofhumor

Sniper- >Me< @roseworkshop @typical-ukraine @alternate-okameeznuts @ranger-la-criatura @tavernofdragons @r4cc0on-in-tr4shcan

Mrs. Pauling- @ilovegayvampires

Scouts mom- @ilovegayvampires

Zhanna- @lampinspectingmoth

Saxton Hale- @lampinspectingmoth

The list can be updated at any time. If you wish to be added or removed just request and I will get to you as soon as I can

I can also add other characters don’t worry

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[imfromthemiddlekingdom]

Felony saying that everyone in the universe can access the force if they tried hard enough makes me want to deck him in his fugly face

He’s ruining all established canon in real time. Speed running the absolute destruction of continuity of the SW universe and people are still rooting for him and his blorbo self inserts like there’s no tomorrow. Literally the whole reason I no longer engage in Ashoka content is because he massacred my girl and made her so one dimensional that my Mary Sue self insert fanfics OCs I wrote when I was 14 looks well developed compared to the absolute bland “girlboss kick ass take names” personality Ashoka has right now.

There were so many opportunities for him to explore the absolute potential of angst and conflict within Ashoka in this new series, to give her character a believable story of grief loss and growth yet he threw it all away because he wanted his OC to be the specialist girl that ever lived. This series could’ve been used to explore Ashokas conflicting feelings regarding the Anakin that taught her and was a mentor to her whilst trying to connect it to the monster that killed her family and hunted her culture into almost extinction and tried to kill her, a person he confessed to love as a sister, on Malachor. It could’ve been a good send off to a great character, to have her face that the Skyguy she put on a pedestal in her mind was in actuality the worst sort of scum and have her try to come to terms that just because she can forgive him for being the genocidal maniac he was and still hold love in her heart for who he used to be and also understand why the Jedi, her family, wasn’t the reason for their own downfall.

But alas. We got another series of “the Jedi caused their own downfall!!! Anakin did nothing wrong ever and him killing all my family and everyone I’ve ever known is so not his fault!!! It’s definitely the fault of the unbending stuck in the past council!!!”. Instead of a series that could’ve made Ashoka’s “departure” (literally never going to happen with felony at the helm, he’s going to find a way to make her immortal and then show up 200 years in the future to be the protagonist of another light v dark fight since she’s his special SI) from the series tie in nicely thematically and canonically with every other Star Wars media we have, he decided that the best way to have this series go down is 1) everyone is force sensitive if they tried hard enough ig and 2) the Jedi were bad!!! Their protocols don’t work! They were mean to my little meow meow Anakin Skywalker the greatest Jedi of all times™️ therefore he got to kill them all!!!!

Got a bit off topic but I’m still so mad that he had this chance to make Ashoka truly experience growth like the first 5 seasons of TCW yet he decided maintaining the badass rebel without a cause aesthetics for her was more important then good story telling.

Honestly though, my main problem with this series is that he decided that apparently everyone in the universe can be force sensitive if they “just tried hard enough”. Like your Midichlorian Count no longer matters since even if you were Force-Null you can still be special!!!!

This takes away any and all urgency in the Jedi Fallen Order games. It makes Cals journey absolutely redundant. It throws away all the tragedy contained in having inquisitors being force sensitive kids kidnapped from their parents and tortured till they give into the dark side. If all beings are able to use the force in his universe then there are no consequences to the inquisitors not finding the Holocron that holds the names to all force sensitive children in the universe. There would be no need to them to chase Cal and the Mantis Crew throughout the universe to obtain what they have. They could’ve just went down to any random level in Coruscant and take homeless Force-Null kids and train them.

Even better! It makes the entirety of the KOTOR games redundant!!!! Oh and I guess the hidden path is also redundant since everyone can be force sensitive and no one truly needs more saving from the empire over others :/ totally not like these kids that were saved by the path would’ve been taken and tortured into inquisitors, definitely not since EVERYONE is force sensitive nowadays or is it just the ones Ashoka trains herself because she’s the “living embodiment of the daughter uwu she’s so special and unique look how well she can train a non force sensitive to be force sensitive!!!”

Everyone in the Star Wars universe has Midichlorian’s in their blood. That is a fact. It is also an established fact that the amount each person has is different and is not determined nor dependent on lineage. Force-Nulls typically range in the 1000-3000 count and you need 7000 to be force sensitive and higher to be accepted into the order. (The order isn’t the end all be all of force cultures, Rouge One shows that Jedha’s force culture isn’t restricted to only force sensitives as the Guardian’s were never specified to be only a religious order of force sensitives. And high canon doesn’t depict many other force cultures but we know that there are many force cultures in the universe that co-exist with the Jedi with which the Jedi weren’t in opposition towards; literally not even the witches of Dathomir were oppositions anywhere outside of the battle fields.) You don’t need to be force sensitive to be part of a force culture (Jedha literally has pilgrims who come far and wide to make a pilgrimage to the holy site and not all of them were force sensitive), Sabine could’ve very easily been taught the tenets of the Jedi without retconning her to be force sensitive or making everyone in the universe force sensitive.

No where in either the EU or High Canon did anyone ever say that you have to be force sensitive to be a badass or to make a difference. Hera did not hold the title of the best pilot in the universe just for some rat of a man to come and say that Anakin was the best because *muh force sensitivity!!!!* Some of the most heroic and most influential (good or bad) people in the franchise are Force-Null! And that’s great! It means that the force doesn’t make anyone better than anyone else! It’s a quirk of the universe! To retcon that everyone can and is force sensitive if they tried hard enough is literally cheapening everything the franchise stands for. Andor did not literally give us an entire story about how Force-Nulls in the Galaxy makes just as much of a difference as force sensitives for felony to come out and say that “you know what??? Midichlorian’s are a scam! You get a force sensitivity! You get a force sensitivity! Everyone gets a force sensitivity!!!!”

Sabine was great as she was in rebels, why cheapen it with “oh she’s actually force sensitive all this time!!!” When we could’ve stuck with badass Force-Null Mandalorian can kick your ass five ways to Sunday with her paint bombs and blasters you force wielding asshole!!! Like why even do that felony. Do you want people to hate her??? Nvm ofc you do, you need Ashoka to be the best in every way possible even if it means ruining every other beloved character in this franchise👍