#mcu peter

[peterparker-who]

What are you doing? @gooseygoodbooy

[catbus-door-sound]

steve, after fucking up: scheiße

bucky: . . . you swear in german?

steve: only around the kids. they don’t understand it

peter: i do

steve: hush

morgan: me too :)

steve:

[random-fics-and-fandoms]

Happy birthday to this cutie!!💗💗

[powderrr]

Reverse! Oh Peter and Clint (Peter = Tony, Clint = Natasha) and my terrible jokes. (By the way, Peter is 21 here, because I couldn’t write out the entire arc of the cinematic universe without increasing his age)

Реверс!Ау Питер и Клинт(Питер = Тони, Клинт = Наташа) и мои ужасные шутки. (Питеру здесь к слову 21, ибо я сюжетно не повышая ему возраст не могла прописать всю арку киновселенной)

[reannabeth]

The way both Peter and Tony died on each other 😭

[peterparker-who]

Brb I'm gonna go test this out at one point

ned and peter trying to figure out what species of spider gave peter his enhancements and they find out theres a species of spider that walks on water

peter who doesn’t know how to swim and nearly drowned trying to explain to may and tony why he threw himself into a river

“listen— i could’ve been the spider version of jesus are you following?—ned tell them—”

[kamwashere]

“Every Deadpool has a Peter!”

[peterparker-who]

I live in the vents now

[peterparker-who]

@official-buckybarnes

@tony-starkinator

Peter, overstimulated: MY SPIDER SENSES ARE PISSING ME OFF AND IM GONNA MAKE IT EVERYONES PROBLEM

Tony, trying to figure out how to make the perfect sensory friendly room in five seconds: Pete-

Steve, trying to not say language so hard: young man I-

Bucky, also overstimulated: lol yeah

[vinamari]

How it feels going to bed after reading some words

It was angst

[anyalikeslasagna]

may not love the new stuff but marvel KNOWS how to fuckin cast

[rainydayathogwarts]

Bed side drawer - Peter Parker

summary: when Tony finds a box of condoms in Peter's bed side drawer, he doesn't expect Peter's girlfriend to walk into the room, causing an awkward interaction. a/n: my toxic trait is that i always imagine tasm!peter even tho it's in the avengers universe 0.6k wc

When Peter walks into his bedroom, the first thing his eyes lay on is the box of condoms in his mentor's hand. Tony Stark smirks from where he sits on his mentee's bed, drinking the cup of coffee Aunt May had so graciously prepared him. Peter's eyes go wide, flickering between his open bed side drawer and his mentor, and he dives across the room to get the box from him. Peter nearly hits his head against the wall when Tony tosses the box in the air, catching it in his hand when it falls down again. Peter's face flushes red as he scrambles back up, straightening his bed sheets where he haphazardly landed on them, mouth gaping open. Peter can hear you laughing with his Aunt May in the living room about another one of May's stories. She always had to tell you about the stories of how smitten he was with you, an attempt for your relationship to last forever. He needs to get that box before you walk in because that was not the situation he imagined you'd meet Mr. Stark in. He refused to let it happen.

Peter tilts his head to the side with desperate eyes, begging "Please give me those Mr. Stark." Tony grins teasingly, saying "You know these only work when there are two people involved, right?" Peter doesn't have time to react before the door to his room opens again and you walk in, saying something about the story Aunt May had told you before your eyes land on the older man in the room, prompting you to go silent. Oh no, Peter thinks. Tony quickly's eyes quickly scan you where you awkwardly stand in the doorway, and the obvious mortification that settles on your face at the realisation of who he is.

"Oh."

"Oh." Tony's tone is suggestive, and completely different from yours. He stands up from Peter's bed, slowly making his way across the room to you. His eyes flicker between you and Peter, the box of condoms still in his hands as you shoot a hand out in front of you, smiling nervously and saying "Hi, I'm y/n." in a lowsy attempt to ignore the box laying in the man's hand, eyes glancing down to it a couple of times. Tony shakes your hand, introducing himself, before asking "And who might you be y/n?" Gulping, you glance between your boyfriend, whose face has flushed a dark shade of red, and the avenger standing in front of you. "I'm Peter's girlfriend." You state, eyes widening as Tony puts the box of condoms in your hand.

"There are two people involved then..." You hear him mutter under his breath, but it's nothing as embarrassing as Aunt May walking into the busy room and observing the situation, attention immediately caught by the box of condoms that you throw at your boyfriend in a panic. The box hits Peter's chest and falls on the floor, and neither of you make a move to pick it up whilst you smile awkwardly at May, who follows Tony out of the room. You huff when they walk out, turning around to dig your head into Peter's chest in humiliation. Your boyfriend hugs you close, rubbing a hand on your back, and he's happy you can't hear Tony say "That girl seems too sweet to be having sex with your nephew." or his Aunt May's scoff of "Yeah until you come back home after a night with your friends and hear everything through those walls. She really knows how to talk dirty."

[jaemongus]

i heard that the marvel are rivals

[wynnd-citrus]

Tony and his PPs (forgot to post this one too)