#meat base

[jenderenvy985]

[batbrainrot]

Jason, walking into the kitchen:

Jason: Tim what the fuck are you doing

Tim, confused: ...c-cooking?

Jason: what are you doing to that chicken?????

Tim, holding one fork in each hand: ...seasoning ...it?

Jason, offended: no, the fuck, you're not! why are you using forks to do it instead of grabbing it with your hands like a normal fucking human being?

Tim, feeling personally victimized by raw meat: I'M NOT FUCKING TOUCHING THAT! IT'S A SENSORY NIGHTMARE!

Jason, pointing a gun at him: OUT. NOW.

[king-crawler]

Introducing the Turbo meal at mcdonalts

No drink no side burger Only with no cheese no lettuce no tomato no pickle but extra mayo with 1 minute & 0 seconds of screen time. The Product allows you to directly absorb famous racer Turbo Time’s vile energies! If you start crying we’re going to have to ask you to leave. You already KNOW what he says’ “Burger tastic!”

[universalcaffination]

If you enjoy the star trek voyage home movie, I highly recommend reading the novelization! There's a lot more detail in the book versions of the movies that they can't squeeze into the film format

To argue my case, I present the scene where Gillian drives them back to the park

A wonderful bonus, once kirk returns from his dinner with gillian

[revenantghost]

Man, you ever think about how so much of Vash’s suffering is tied to Knives? In the obvious, direct ways of course. But also in how the humans around him suffer and hurt him. People are afraid of what they don’t understand, sure, but the average amount of compassion on Noman’s Land would be so much higher if Knives weren’t constantly fucking everything up and people had basic needs met. Small communities and people in general aren’t so goddamn awful as a baseline in a lot of places. There are outliers, yeah, but if humanity could have recovered and made the best of things, had a chance instead of widespread dispair, there might be peace.

And if Vash didn’t have to fight so goddamn hard every second of every day, he wouldn’t be covered in half those horrific scars.

[hanakihan]

an anecdote about a philosopher who asked a conqueror to move away and stop blocking sunlight

listen I spend too much effort on this shit which is basically a scene from a fanfic that I just wrote in my head I sure am doing things in wrong order ain’t I

ANYWAY for those unaware it’s based on Ancient Greece anecdote about Alexander the Great meeting with Diogenes and later completely disrespecting the great conqueror himself without actually offending him

Diogenes’ philosophy honestly gives me such strong Ratio vibes (or more like other way around) AND I encourage people to create more AUs involving Ratio and Ancient Greece stuff

[solargeist]

julius caesar dies tomorrow who do i draw being stabbed

[satsuha]

[bonefall]

are amphibians like newts and frogs considered aquatic? i know crustaceans & mollusks would be

Yes they are! Generally, the more time it spends on land, the closer it will be to 5 calories than 4. The estimate was actually based on frogs and tadpoles, I had to make an educated guess.

My best source was a feeding chart from a reptile food website which sells whole small prey for consumption by snakes. It perfectly lists out the values of dozens of small animals, but no fish. So I took a note of the 4 calorie estimate, observed that an adult frog increases in calories compared to tadpoles (bucking the trend with the others on the list where younger animals are worth more caloric value) and went on to do more research

I couldn't find a source that broke down WHOLE prey caloric value like the chart, so I ended up comparing caloric value between rabbit fillets, chicken fillets, and fish fillets on human-centric nutrition websites. My hypothesis was mostly consistent, even with more species added. Fish (perch, flounder, pike) < Wild Mammal (rabbit, squirrel) < Poultry (chicken, turkey, quail). There was overlap between "classes", certain fish getting over the 100 hump, but generally there was a trend I boiled down into 4/5/6

This is consistent with how a lot of fish meat is actually water. In fact, cats quench a lot of their thirst from the food they eat. I also learned some very interesting stuff about the fat distribution in fish which is going to blow a bit of a hole in some of my Clan culture stuff lmaoooo, but I'll furiously swim across that obliterated bridge when I get there

But funfact! Fish oil is rendered fish fats and it is the form that unsaturated fat takes, whereas lard is what saturated fats become. I need to do more research into this topic to understand what kind of difference it would make in a wild cat's diet.

There was one big bucked trend though: salmonid meat was WAAAAY higher in fat and calories. Like, absurdly high. Like 150 cal trout fillet vs 110 cal of rabbit fillet vs 88 cal of perch fillet.

I do not know why that is. My guess is that maybe it's because they were taking the number from farmed salmonids? Maybe it's because they're particularly fatty fish? Perhaps this is just the raw power of salmon slammin'.

Anyway, at one point I was trying to estimate exact caloric value per popular prey species, but decided I didn't have the "backing" to get so exact with the numbers since I was doing estimates with the fish. I'll do the work if it comes down to it, but for now, 4/5/6 is a quick, easy guideline you can use for just about any WC project.

[bottlehawk]

sometimes it's like so sorry dirk strider that you lived in a post-2011 apocalyptic world. you would have loved the word based dirk strider. you would have loved the word based. written 12 years too late </3

[tibby-art]

Sorry if someone has asked this already but which HC season 10 base is your favorite?

hmm…. does it count if i actually really liked how vintagebeef’s house looked when they made it all red and covered in poppies LOL. also a big fan of what iskall did with the monolith, that was kind of the only way to save that thing.

It’s not complete yet but I also really like the concept behind Skizz’s pyramid too

[testoster0ne]

matthew

[launchqueen]

I once dined with a wizard Of werewolf flesh delight I shared with them my troubles A sword gain for my plight  I got an invitation To play a wizard role I eat dirt in my sleep And wait for the bell to toll. 

Enrolling in @wizardraziw's wizard academy as an upcoming soil wizard. 

[vegan-nom-noms]

Crispy Firecracker Brussel Sprouts

[ask-shane]

You’re a vegetarian? I didn’t know that :o

I’ll have to learn how to cook with less meat then

strangely enough, most people in the valley are. i don’t know of many people who have a mostly meat diet here.

i’ve seen vegans, vegetarians, and pescatarians for the most part. i guess since we have so much fresh produce, it’s an amazing option.

[housecow]

what are the best frozen fries for someone with only an oven?? i bought a bunch of ribs and i wanna cut the meet off and do bbq fries…