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#jerma#jerma985#jerma meat grinder#blinkies#long post#tw flashing#tw flashing images#body horror mention#i just had to make another one of these. you have no idea how much fun i have making blinkies based on jerma quotes
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Eridan meal :)
#complete with purple eridan meat :)#based off this one equius meal post on twitter#eridan ampora#homestuck#eridan meal#p#m
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Jason, walking into the kitchen:
Jason: Tim what the fuck are you doing
Tim, confused: ...c-cooking?
Jason: what are you doing to that chicken?????
Tim, holding one fork in each hand: ...seasoning ...it?
Jason, offended: no, the fuck, you're not! why are you using forks to do it instead of grabbing it with your hands like a normal fucking human being?
Tim, feeling personally victimized by raw meat: I'M NOT FUCKING TOUCHING THAT! IT'S A SENSORY NIGHTMARE!
Jason, pointing a gun at him: OUT. NOW.
#this scene is based on real life events between me and my older sister (minus the gun)#i'm tim#you won't catch me dead touching raw meat#that shit's texture is my personal hell#batfam incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#jason todd#red hood#tim drake#red robin
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Hello, finally made reference sheets for Tidally Locked au. I also changed Narinder’s design a little bit, I didn’t like how the first one’s coloring came out. Sorry if my handwriting is bad
#narilamb#tidally locked au#cotl narinder#cotl lamb#cult of the lamb#cotl fanart#cult of the lamb fanart#cotl narilamb#cotl#my art#tw blood#tw cannibalism#i guess#narinder always at the scene of the crime istg#sirender#hi gang I’m going nuts rn#btw fun fact lamb being a vegetarian is based on me being a vegetarian irl (I can’t digest meat lol)#‘why do you draw Narinder so big??’ GET OUT OF MY HOUSE#‘’’’’for scale’’’’’#what who said thay
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Wagyu with a bow stimboard !
🎀 🎀 🎀 / 🥩 🥩 🥩 / 🩷 🩷 🩷
#my stimboards#stimboard#not requested#objectified#objectified wagyu#YES IM BEING SERIOUS W/ THIS- /lh /hj#He looks so cute in his little bow :c#(this might've also just been an excuse to make a pink-based Wagyu stimboard •3•))#objectified comic#pink stim#clothes stim#crystal stim#flower stim#bow stim#meat stim#cw raw meat#cooking stim#:3
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I picked up Tears of the Kingdom again recently and all of the food is making me so hungry... 🍴
#digital art#the legend of zelda#legend of zelda#totk#tears of the kingdom#food#food art#brb crying because i want to eat a meat pie so bad rn#this is based on the style of the cavallini and co prints!! ive always liked those
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patrick
#apex#based#alpha#male#lean#shredded#skinny waist#roid#s1ut#masculine#meat#beefcake#testosterone#power top#tren#aesthetic#fit#physique#video
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an anecdote about a philosopher who asked a conqueror to move away and stop blocking sunlight
listen I spend too much effort on this shit which is basically a scene from a fanfic that I just wrote in my head I sure am doing things in wrong order ain’t I
ANYWAY for those unaware it’s based on Ancient Greece anecdote about Alexander the Great meeting with Diogenes and later completely disrespecting the great conqueror himself without actually offending him
Diogenes’ philosophy honestly gives me such strong Ratio vibes (or more like other way around) AND I encourage people to create more AUs involving Ratio and Ancient Greece stuff
#HSR#honkai star rail#dr ratio#aventurine#aventio#alexander the great and diogenes anecdote#it’s like loosely based on it but general idea stays same#ratio is a scholar and philosopher who defies and denies all existing philosophies and beliefs#man literally said ‘nah fuck y’all I’m not following this shit’#he completely disrespects everything#it leads to him losing all his fortune and becoming a homeless man according to his philosophy#he’s so hellbent on it he loses everything for his beliefs#aventurine isn’t alexander the great BUT you can see him as a slave who has risen in ranks#think about him becoming one of main warlords after being thrown into a war as a meat and surviving it#ratio despises rich and poor alike#so he obviously shows disrespect to aventurine too#aventurine is straight up fascinated with ratio and his philosophy because it resonates with his life experiences#aventurine takes ratio in and ratio makes everyone’s lives harder
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Introducing the Turbo meal at mcdonalts
No drink no side burger Only with no cheese no lettuce no tomato no pickle but extra mayo with 1 minute & 0 seconds of screen time. The Product allows you to directly absorb famous racer Turbo Time’s vile energies! If you start crying we’re going to have to ask you to leave. You already KNOW what he says’ “Burger tastic!”
#Burger tastic!#I’m upset that I actually ate it#I fill sich to my stomack#I wasn’t given a choice.#based off a dream I had 5 months ago#turbo#wreck it ralph#turbotastic#Turbo Burger#gif#it hirts#food#burger#meat#not safe for LIFE…#🐛virus offerings
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Your custom fanspec... tell me about it 👀
:BLUSHYSMILEYCATEMOJI: hehehe well, it is mostly done, it just needs the polishing up for proper posting display with the accompanied drawn diagrams and colour coding (also it's quite old at this point, started working on it a year ago and wanted to work on lore stuff so I put it on hold, so the doodles look kinda bad but oh well alsjdfsdfj). The one main thing I just have to make her Reformed Mordrem minions to display the rest with the little visual diagrams, but I can post what I have done here so far <3 (this is actually the first time I've posted the updated state of this WIP since I last talked about it last year lskjfs. So sorry in advance if some of this seems janky as I haven't gone over it in a hot minute) Note: I also wanna redo the icon thing to be more of an eye instead of the lotus since it makes more sense literally and thematically and to just try to make it look better in general. For context my OC Mourynn/Vallotash (same person kinda) is Mordremoth's (parasitic) Scion in a weird imposter (syndrome) situation (leaving that bit out for now), and her whole thing was inspired by the ??? area in Jahai bluffs with the one quote that inspired her existence "Are you a dragon dreaming that it's a hero? If you were, how would you know?", where the area also matches her colours thematically too, and why her Mesmer abilities all revolve around hallucinations and tapping into the "Dragon of mind/plant, roots/madness, etc." where the spec also evolves slowly over time as she develops, but it does get amped up during LS1 with Scarlet being responsible for kickstarting it (as she brainwashed Mourynn to help cultivate the Dreamthistle into the Toxic Offshoots, and from there with HoT and so on as things got worse and this just evolved into it's own thing, haha). Super abridging explanations (and badly lol) since I feel that part with the Toxic Alliance and those spores were an important step towards this becoming what it is. Also I still need to decide on names for some things, but oh well ;w; ANYWAYS! Mourynn's custom Mesmer elite spec (WIP):
#asks#WIPgallery#this is not finalized but this is basically the infodump aslkjdflskfj#I'm also using Mirage as the base of the spec to work from since that's my main and easiest for me to digest and what I most understand#it's not presentable yet but for the sake of the ask I will still post it ;v;/#I just put it on hold to work on lore stuff first and then was gonna go back to it!!#and since i don't just like posting walls of text I needed the visuals and colour coding to split everything up for easier reading#mostly for myself but possibly others as well. But mostly for me haha#hehe anyways ty for asking ;v; <3#sorry for the late reply!! i'm just so bad with asks and am either forgetful or just incredibly slow laskjdf#this is absolutely not balanced either but if Trahearne can summon 6 elite summoned meat minions I can also have fun and break canon
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If you enjoy the star trek voyage home movie, I highly recommend reading the novelization! There's a lot more detail in the book versions of the movies that they can't squeeze into the film format
To argue my case, I present the scene where Gillian drives them back to the park
A wonderful bonus, once kirk returns from his dinner with gillian
#star trek#tos#the original series#spock#kirk#spirk#space husbands#the voyage home#star trek iv#the one with the whales#spock in his relearning stage still and assuming everyone is also vegetarian is adorable#either that or the replicators are 'vegan/vegetarian based proteins' thing but im not sure if that was a tng oneard thing#so spock knowing kirk eats meat whatever before he dies#spock back to life having memories of eating with kirk in the dining space on the entwrprise#dude had a chicken sandwhich#but post mortem spock just assumes this is a 'chicken' burger from the replicator and everyones vegetarian in the enterprise#and being HORRIFIED#when he learns kirk sometimes eats meat#and near-raw meat#is so funny
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pacing in my room trying to convince sam not to eat pork that was sitting out all night while knowing they live in the most inconvenient country on earth for this argument
#fucking cash based society what the FUCK#xant even float a bitch a 20 because of whack ass economy son of a Bitch#and i Am someone whos eaten meat thats sat out for a while. because i dont realize consequences are real#nothing has happened but i should stop before i literally die
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Can a throne eat bones? Cats will often just crunch up the bones of small animals and swallow them. Can a throne or headless do the same?
Yes, they can. That being said, I doubt that Thrones and Headless alike are immune to the hazards of eating cooked bones. This doesn't mean they don't do it, of course. I wouldn't be terribly surprised if "perforated intestine" wasn't a rare sort of death.
But It's just so much more civilized to cook your food, risk or no.
#it feels like a fitting kind of death#an end brought about by devotion to high culture in opposition to health and safety considerations#like getting lead poisoned by white foundation#answering#thrones#jar of mice#honestly headless/thrones have better digestive systems for raw meat and it would be in one sense safer for them to eat whole animals raw#the bones would certainly be safer to chew up#but in that case you of course have to contend with parasites#plus it is seen as more base
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The Best Vegan Taco Meat
#mexican#lunch#dinner#tacos#beef#savoury#mexico#mexican food#soy curls#walnut#walnuts#glutenfree#gluten free#walnut meat#food#recipe#recipes#vegan#veganism#vegetarian#plantbased#plant based#mince#ground beef#mexican recipes#cooking#foodpics#foodphotography#food photography#food porn
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Man, you ever think about how so much of Vash’s suffering is tied to Knives? In the obvious, direct ways of course. But also in how the humans around him suffer and hurt him. People are afraid of what they don’t understand, sure, but the average amount of compassion on Noman’s Land would be so much higher if Knives weren’t constantly fucking everything up and people had basic needs met. Small communities and people in general aren’t so goddamn awful as a baseline in a lot of places. There are outliers, yeah, but if humanity could have recovered and made the best of things, had a chance instead of widespread dispair, there might be peace.
And if Vash didn’t have to fight so goddamn hard every second of every day, he wouldn’t be covered in half those horrific scars.
#Trigun#Like that's what Vash's concept of love and peace is based on#That humanity can fundamentally always make that choice#And often do#Even in REALLY messed up situations#But Knives constantly puts humanity through the meat grinder#And the shrapnel constantly slaps Vash across the face#Knives keeps trying to teach Vash a lesson#That life fucking hurts and people will hurt him#But NO ONE knows that better than Vash#Man I'm having emotions you can just ignore me#Trigun Meta#My Trigun Meta
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If HOPRs had a corrupted version (there’s no good reason for one to be on sierpinski since they’re supposed to all be decommissioned) I think they’d fill the role of classic spitter enemy. They’ve got gross goopy heads and I think they’d essentially try to projectile spit evil juice that attracts other corrupted replikas to you
#ITS BASED OFF OF SOME GROSS GLAND STUFF I LEARNED ABOUT HOOPOE BIRDS#apparently the nesting females can produce gland fluids that smell like rotting meat etc to deter predators#wanted to do something with that#not sure how to incorporate their spears though…#kinda like the thought of them fusing with the head#something something hoprs clinging to their beloved items as a last comfort upon getting sick#only for it to further hurt them#maybe the spears would grow/fuse vertically and limit neck movement#they’d also look so silly. spike heads lmaoo#<- ohhhh actually that could also be a fun mock hoopoe crest#anyway corrupted hoprs I think would be really aggressive but would have a hard time chasing u#due to being goopy kabobs essentially#they just want u out of their space but they REALLY want you out#I could even see other corrupted replikas avoiding them just bc they’re that territorial#maybe only tolerating other corrupted hoprs?#idk but it’s fun to play with#hopr#signalis oc#blorbo tag
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