#merthur correct quotes

[muchmossymess]

Merlin: *sneezes*

Merlin: You aren't still angry with me, are you?

Arthur, sighing: We spend the entire day hunting, catch nothing, because anytime we got anywhere near something, you sneezed and frightened it away.

Merlin: Not the last time.

Arthur: No, that time you fell into a stream. No one could accuse you of being predictable, Merlin.

Merlin: I think I'm getting a cold.

Arthur: Let's hope its a bad one.

[escespace]

1893

Leon: *Looking Merlin with caution* What did you say that was called again?

Merlin:Caffeine

Leon: How many of those did you take?

Merlin: *Shrugs* On the bright side, I don't think I'll buy Coca-Cola again.

[nimrism]

merlin: i challenge you to an arm wrestle!

arthur: oh, you're ON!

merlin:

arthur:

merlin:

arthur: you're just... holding my hand?

[theroundbartable]

Merlin: it's so easy to make people fall in love.

Gwen: no it's not.

Merlin: watch me

*shoves Arthur into a mudd pit*

Arthur: *stares at him incredulously*

Arthur: *suddenly looks confused*

Arthur: *turns red*

Gwen: holy shit that actually worked?

Merlin: holy shit that actually worked!

Bonus:

Arthur: ....

Gwaine: he got you too, ey? Welcome on board.

Arthur: oh GOD.

Gwen: It's okay. We've all been there.

Arthur: who is "we"?

Lancelot: we believe you call it "Camelot", my lord.

[onceandfuturemoron]

Nobody:

My otps: it's always you. You keep me right.

[highwaytothedangerzone502]

Iceman: Maverick, I’ve always known you were stupid, but not this stupid.

Maverick: No, I really am this stupid, and if you don’t believe me… watch!

[the-sun-is-also-a-star]

arthur, on a date with gwen : sometimes I think of running away from camelot

arthur : I'd become a farmer

arthur : obviously I'd take merlin with me

gwen, who he was on a date with, who was mentioned NO WHERE in the plans :

[floating-on-avalon]

"I'm the king, Merlin, you can't tell me what to do." "I always have I'm not going to change now." "I don't want you to change. I want you to always be you."

[jules111111111111]

Arthur: You have the mind of a child

Merlin: And yet i’m still more intelligent than you

Arthur: I heard that!

Merlin: *grins*

Merlin, internally: You were supposed too, it’s the truth.

Guys I promise this is cannon, I read the script 🤞

[nightcereusss]

Arthur: dad, i'm gay

Uther: gray? the color?

Arthur: no, gay

Uther: oh Gaye

Uther: but you're not Gaye

Uther: you're Arthur

[junemo10]

Merlin: I’m too anxious for a lot of things. I get very nervous all the time, not even about like MAJOR life things. Just like about every day situations.

Merlin: like today, I had to stop an evil sorceress from turning Arthur into a toad-

[thebasementgirl]

Arthur: How is she?

Merlin: She's weak, and she's clearly exhausted, but she will live

Arthur: Good. I will speak to her at once.

Merlin: Actually, no.

Arthur: Excuse me.

Merlin: She's not to be disturbed until morning.

Arthur: This is important.

Merlin: And so is the health of the princess.

Arthur: Did you just give me an order?

Merlin: Yes, sire.

And did Arthur just follow Merlin's order?

[nimrism]

gwaine: is anyone here actually straight?

arthur: *raises his hand*

merlin: *puts his hand back down*

[in-love-with-morgana-pendragon]

Merlin, suggestively: Hey, did you know that kissing burns calories? We should try it out ;)

Arthur: ...

Arthur: Are you calling me fat?

[onceandfuturemoron]

John Reese and Arthur Pendragon: *pushing Harold and Merlin out of the way first thing upon facing danger (mostly behind themselves, shielding them)

John and Arthur: hurt me all you want but touch him and I'll burn you

Merlin and Harold that are basically criminals and very dangerous when they want to be: my boyfriend will destroy you bitch