Pre-dating, Tim or Bernard not knowing the other isn’t straight
Tim, leaning over to look at Bernard’s phone as they chill in Tim’s bedroom: whatcha doing?
Bernard: imma send Red Robin subtle messages until I trick him into admitting he’s into guys so I can sleep with him
Tim, bi panic, blushing: you’re what?
Bernard, typing out a message on his phone: here how does this sound Tim, ‘gay af to be a detective, what are you inspecting, other men??’, sound subtle enough?
Tim, too dumbfounded to speak:
Bernard: yeah you’re right, it’s perfect, imma send it
*Tims phone goes off, and then both watch it light up, Bernard seeing the message he just sent*
Tim, picking up his phone, typing, and sending a message without saying anything, face nearly bright red as he glances over at Bernard, who is staring at him wide eyed not saying anything
Bernard, looking down at the text Tim sent him back as Red Robin that says, ‘I like you, let’s fuck’:
Bernard: hey Tim I have a couple of questions
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The reason Clark keeps wearing cheap suits after he and Bruce start dating is bc the one time Bruce managed to convince him to wear an expensive tailored suit, they never left the bedroom and missed the party they were supposed to go to
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they need to stop casting timothee chalamet in franchise films he just needs to be luca guadagnino and wes anderson's little pet actor they pass back and forth like a child of divorce heading to his other parent's house on the weekends
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norm?? he came all the way from space, he deserves some
I meant to add a nasa logo somewhere, but I forgot 😔
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I'm so sick of running as fast as I can
Wondering if I'd get there quicker
If I was a man
THE MAN
The Eras Tour — Buenos Aires, Argentina (Night 1) | November 9, 2023
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