#minecraft noob and pro

[snitchbo]

PARKCIV BLINKIES/DIVIDERS !

Same as before but with still/non gif versions

PLEASE ADD CREDIT/TAG ME IF USING!! last 2 dividers dont require credit, but it's appreciated!

[mbirnsings-71]

genderfluids your pro neighbor because the gender in parkciv is parkour- Who needs gender roles when you've got parkour anyways-

[froggychair05]

Seeing Parkour Civilization rise in popularity all of a sudden is so funny because my little sister had us all sit down and watch the entire series when it came out and like. It was so funny and we all got genuinely invested in the plot. It made no sense sometimes and it was goofy as heck but that’s what made it so good.

And the ending? That was crazy.

[flashypunches]

Are people interested in having a (fan-made) transcript of Parkour Civilization? Since I'm working on one for my own convenience, and I don't know if other people would like to have access to it as well.

FYI, I'm not a professional transcriber, I'm just a fan who's interested in subtitling videos!!

If people want this, then I would be uploading it in a Tumblr post, not in its raw document. Also, the episodes I'm currently working on are 5 and 6, and I will not be noting the vine-booms, just for my own sake.

Sorry about that last bit, but for me, the goal behind this project is not 100% accuracy but instead getting the story of Parkour Civilization somewhere I can read it plainly.

[kittzuxp]

This was PEAK. shout out to those who know

8: Childhood game

[ First day | previous day | next day] {challenge under cut}

[dr-john09]

Noob vs Pro vs Hacker thought

What if the noob in those noob vs pro vs hacker videos was actually the mastermind behind the channel.

[pomar-e-horta-sustentaveis]

Como eliminar abelhas de forma segura e proteger seu espaço

As abelhas desempenham um papel fundamental na polinização e no equilíbrio do ecossistema, mas em algumas situações, como colmeias próximas a residências, elas podem representar um risco. É importante lidar com as abelhas de maneira responsável, protegendo tanto sua segurança quanto a das abelhas. Este post ensina métodos para afastar abelhas de locais indesejados sem prejudicá-las, utilizando…

[youtubevideopromotion]

Teaching my mom how to do anything is rough. She's such a NOOB, but maybe I can turn her into a Pro! For more click here

[becca4leafclover]

BECCA IS STARTING A NEW SERIES!!

FIRST VIDEO IS GOING OUT AT 3 PM EST!

JAKEY'S VIDEO COMES OUT AT 4 PM EST!

I AM AT A SEVERE DISADVANTAGE BECAUSE JAKEY HAS 70K SUBS AND I HAVE [checks channel] 200 LMAOOOOO IM NEVER WINNING THIS COMPETITION /jk /nm

[saikira999]

headcanons for how Idia and Malleus play Minecraft?

~ Headcanons for twst characters playing Minecraft.

I was a little late, but here are the headcannons! :D

Also, a little friendly reminder that English is not My native language and if you find errors in the text, please write to me about it.

Another parts about :

Azul and Lilia!

Riddle and Leona!

Jade and Floyd!

[Idia]

1) Absolute pro.

2) During the entire game, big bro has already set up His own server with tens of hundreds of buildings, houses and cities, on which all of Ignihyde plays...

But for you, beginners, He will of course make a new one.

3) Lives not in an ordinary house, but in a secret underground complex with hundreds of traps, secrets and secret passages. The entire dungeon is arranged quite professionally and beautifully, in a black and blue palette, using wool, clay, stone and several types of thin blocks and half-blocks, steps and other things. Instead of ordinary torches, he uses blue torches with soul fire.

4) He doesn’t trust his account to anyone except Ortho, but he tries to make sure that his beloved younger brother doesn’t waste any important resources or do anything unnecessary.

5) His favorite and least favorite location is Nether.

6) His base is guarded by three dogs with blue collars.

7) The same walking guide that explains to everyone and everything how to play and answers all kinds of questions.

8) The bro on the server has absolute power... After all, he is the admin here and the main expert in cheat codes.

9) Despite the fact that he feels much more confident in the square world, he still does not like to interact with other players and prefers to play alone. If there are too many players on the server, He either rushes to retire, or barely uses the microphone and hangs around somewhere in the corners.

He is most comfortable playing with Lilia, Ortho, Azul and possibly Yuu.

10) Keeps a joke counter when someone compares His hair to the blue soul fire (137)...

11) Loves block art and other buildings like statues of favorite anime characters.

12) Usually, he plays with a ton of shaders, mods and other additions, but since not all dorms are equipped with powerful hardware, like in Ignihyde, bro have to play with a minimum amount of additional details.

13) Knows all the cool bugs, recipes, theories and locations of Minecraft.

14) In one of the secret rooms he built a cemetery for His pets.

15) Of all the players, he comes to the server most often, and could have reached the dragon in one day, if not for Ortho’s gentle reminder that on a joint server you need to play TOGETHER.

16) His main fear is if His mother somehow logs onto the server.

17) Always swears at updates.

18) Sometimes he seriously thinks about buying the rights to the game...

19) Minecraft is my life!

20) MINECRAAAAAAAAAFT

(Insert audio from that screaming russian schoolboy meme)

[Malleus]

1) He doesn’t know what Minecraft is and when Yuu and Idia invite him to play (Invitation???? He’ll definitely join!), he asks Lilia what “Minecraft” is and what spell can He use to get into this mysterious world?

2) When he sits down at the computer for the first time, he falls into a crisis and looks at the square icon for a long time (3 hours), in sincere bewilderment.

Then he decides to try to figure it out on his own... And accidentally blows up the computer.

(Poor Lilia.)

4) FINALLY having figured out the controls on the phone (Still poor Lilia), he came onto the server and falls into a new crisis and shock from the appearance of the game...

"This is definitely... It will be interesting..."

5) Absolute noob. Bro sometimes even forgets that his character is weak and mortal. Several times, He simply walks into lava, forgets to eat, or swims in the water for a long time and is genuinely perplexed as to why his character is dying.

6) Tsunotaro's house is a simple wooden box made of dark oak logs, vines and flowers. There is no floor - only fragrant green grass. The windows are also missing and replaced with fences. Right at the doorstep is a garden with flowers, and on the roof there will be creepy, crooked figures made of blocks and half-blocks of stone and basalt (Gargoyles were planned).

Perhaps He will try in the future to rebuild the house into something more gothic, but Tsunotaro like architect, is like a Grim like nutritionist... Yuu is His most frequent guest and Draconia, according to all the rules of etiquette, tries to feed the visitor and force him to stay as a guest with Him, like a decent owner.... Oh, Yuu invites Him to visit...?

...He will definitely come and build Yuu a crooked gargoyle as a sign of gratitude... And I hope that a human child will be smart enough not to destroy His building...

.......No, I'm serious. Don't.

7) He doesn’t understand anything and either follows other players 24/7 or gets lost and Idia eventually finds him a couple hundred chunks away from the spawn location, trying to make friends with the bat.

8) Griefers? Who is this? Is there such a crazy person who would try to break down His house...?

9) Oddly enough, his main occupation is taming everyone he can. Cats? Parrots? Dogs? A whole farm with a variety of livestock from small to large? Two little slimes? Strange guy with white eyes behind the tree? Yuu? He will take care of everyone.... Rest assured)

+ Animals in this game do not age and cannot die unless you put them in danger, or play it safe and give them name tags....

10) The same guy whose game constantly crashes for some reason or whose microphone crashes.

11) Belongs to the type of people who can simply take and give another player either a beautiful, freshly picked flower, or incredibly rare and expensive armor or weapons, with several layers of enchantment, which He obtained from an unknown place and in an unknown way.

12) For a reason unknown to anyone, all mobs such as monsters, villagers and pillagers, except animals and children, bypass him.

13) Loves to wander through abandoned villages and mines.

14) In PVP he is not particularly smart and sticks with more neutral and calm players and rarely gets into fights with anyone... If at all anyone wants to fight with Him.

15) He dreams of building a GIANT Gargoyle, but so far, all he gets is another crooked, creepy pile of stones, only of larger sizes.

16) When he learns that the goal of the game is to kill the dragon and take It's egg, his reaction is literally: ....Mother?🤨

17) He doesn’t want to fight with His relative, and when Idia kills the dragon, he bursts into His room with lightning and thunder in order to interrogate the corpse of Gloomurai, which did not survive several heart attacks.

18) Tsunotaro took the egg for Himself and built a kind of temple for It (Surrounded by gargoyles, of course), and sincerely waited for it to hatch, until Lilia, who came to the rescue, said that this was not possible in the game.

19) Conclusion: One was disappointed because He could not atone for the brutally murdered dragon mother and raise Her child, and the second, although He laughed amicably, still grabbed a couple of Vietnamese (Briar Valley) flashbacks.

(Poor Malleus and Lilia)

20) Later, scared to death, Idia will install a mod especially for Tsunotaro that allows him to hatch and tame a dragon from the egg he received in The End 😊

(Poor Idia)

That's it! I am waiting for your new requests :3

Reblog Me, please? <:]

[eyedoeluhn]

Since there's a bunch of Minecraft worm skins when are we getting Parahumans: a Minecraft Movie. WormSMP. Noob tinker vs pro tinker vs hacker tinker. 1:1 scale map of Brockton Bay and the city.

[flashypunches]

season 1, episode 1: minecraft but I join PARKOUR CIVILIZATION (fan-made) transcript. the scenes which are bracketed in squares are what I assumed to be flashbacks.

Pro with Sunglasses: Let’s go, open up, it’s time for parkour.

Evbo’s Internal Monologue: Alright, time for my mandatory parkour check, let’s get this over with.

Pro with Sunglasses: You’re late. You know the deal: you can do the one-block jump for the raw chicken or you can attempt the one block vertical jump for the beef.

Evbo’s Internal Monologue: Here in Parkour Civilization, no one chooses to jump for the beef. It’s better to be safe and do the one block jump for the chicken, rather than risk your entire life for just half a hunger bar more.

Pro with Sunglasses: Tomorrow, you better not be late, or you’ll be doing two block jumps as punishment.

Evbo: Yes sir, sorry, I won’t be late next time.

Evbo’s Monologue: Down here, us Parkour Noobs only get fed once a day. One piece of raw chicken is just enough to get you to the next day, but that’s the life of Parkour Civilization. If you wanna survive, you have to parkour.

Evbo’s Internal Monologue: Every Parkour Noob has the same goal, and that’s to make it to the top layer, where all the Parkour Pros live. Except most Parkour Pros are born on the top layer. If you’re a Parkour Noob, there’s only way up, and that is through the temple of Parkour. The Temple of Parkour is the only structure in the world that combines the bottom layer to the top layer. To make it up, you have to do an impossibly hard Parkour course that no Parkour Noob has ever completed. And that’s assuming you even get the chance to complete the course. 

The inside of the Temple is protected by a barrier, and the only way a Parkour Noob gets past the barrier is if they’ve earned a ticket. I’ve never even tried getting a ticket before. But if I’m going to rank up to a Parkour Pro one day, I’m going to have to.

Evbo’s Internal Monologue: In my neighborhood, pretty much everyone has fallen into the void and died, except for the guy who lives right next to me, he’s been my neighbor for five years– 

Evbo: No! Why’d he try going for the beef?!

Evbo’s Internal Monologue: Well, I guess I have to change my statement: I now live in this neighborhood alone.

Evbo’s Internal Monologue: In Parkour Civilization, only Parkour Pros are allowed to break or place blocks. For Parkour Noobs, it’s strictly prohibited, and unfortunately, I found that out the hard way. 

Evbo’s Internal Monologue: A while ago, I was searching around, and I somehow stumbled upon an oak log. No one has seen an oak log in years, since trees don’t exist in Parkour Civilization, so I had to try to take it.

[Black & White Pro: Stop right now. 

Evbo’s Internal Monologue: Oh no, I’m done for.

Black & White Pro: You really thought you could break that without me noticing? What, were you going to try to cheat parkour?

Evbo: No sir, I didn’t try to cheat. I just thought it’d be super rare and I wanted to collect it–

Black & White Pro: Stop talking, give me two jumps now.

Evbo: Two jumps in a row? Okay, sorry sir, I’ll do it right now.

Black & White Pro: You know what, you seem a little too happy about two, let’s make it three.

Evbo: Okay… I’ll do three?

Black & White Pro: Y’know what, now let’s make it four jumps in a row.

Evbo: Ugh, four in a row? C’mon…

Evbo’s Internal Monologue: In Parkour Civilization, it should be no surprise that all punishments were just more forms of parkour. And that was the last time I ever tried breaking a block.

Black & White Pro: You’re lucky you got a light punishment. Don’t forget, you’re at the bottom, so follow the rules.]

Evbo’s Internal Monologue: It’s safe to say that if you’re at the bottom level of Parkour Civilization, it’s not exactly the best. But not everything in Parkour Civilization is that bad, for example: I was able to use parkour to buy the biggest house in the neighborhood. In Parkour Civilization, literally everything is parkour, and that means parkour has replaced money. 

[House Selling Pro: Welcome! Choose which house you wanna buy.]

Evbo’s Internal Monologue: It’s pretty nice. In Parkour Civilization, all you have to do to buy anything is just make more parkour jumps. I’m not really sure why or how parkour works as a currency, but all I know is, I basically bought a two-story house for free. Somehow when I was buying my house, I convinced myself to go for the ladder jump to buy the bigger house. 

In Parkour Civilization, parkour jumps with trickier items like ladders are worth more. That’s why this jump basically bought me a mansion.

[House Selling Pro: No way! Thank you for buying the big house, let me take you right to it, just follow me.

Evbo: Let’s go, this is awesome, I just bought my first house!]

Evbo’s Internal Monologue: All houses in Parkour Civilization are pre-built. And they all have one thing in common: it’s a requirement that every single house has a parkour jump inside to get to your bed. This is a way to make sure everyone in Parkour Civilization parkours everywhere they go, even inside the house.

[House Selling Pro: So, this is the neighborhood you’ll be living in, you’re the only two-story house here. So if you follow me, I’ll give you a house tour.

Evbo: This is so sick! That ladder jump literally made me the richest one in the neighborhood!

House Selling Pro: As you can see, you have a jump on the top floor and a jump on the bottom floor. Let me show you the upstairs, and then the house is all yours.

Evbo: Alright, I mean, everything looks good. I just have to do this jump to my bed, and yeah, I think I got everything figured out.

House Selling Pro: Perfect. Last thing, I just need to check if your parkour jump is good.

Evbo: How are you supposed to check if it’s good? Wait, what the– did this guy for real just jump off? Uh, I’m really confused, is he alive? Why did he do that?

Pro with Rainbow Headband: Alright, just wanted to confirm that your house is ready to move in. The guy did in fact die, so everything should be good. 

Evbo: That guy seriously died? 

Pro with Rainbow Headband: Yeah, don’t worry about it, it’s a part of the job. Enjoy your house.

Evbo: How is that a part of the job, what?]

Evbo’s Internal Monologue: Nobody really remembers how Parkour Civilization really started. Most of the Parkour Noobs, down there at least, think that the Parkour Pros were the ones who started it, but the truth is that I think I was the one who started it. For some reason, I can’t remember the best, but I’m pretty sure this is how the story went:

[Evbo: Yo, Seawatt. Yo. Hello? Bro, you think I could get a diamond real quick, I was mining for like three hours and I only found two diamonds, I just want to make a diamond pickaxe. 

Seawatt: Uh, sorry. Don’t have any to spare. 

Evbo: Bro, c’mon, don’t be like that, you were literally just holding one. Dude, just give me one and I’ll pay you back later, I just need a pickaxe.

Seawatt: Alright, fine, give me one second. If you want a diamond, you’ve gotta give me something. Alright, watch out– back up for one second. Look, if you can make this four block jump, I’ll pay you one diamond.

Evbo: “Make this four block jump,” wait, why? Why are you going to pay me to do parkour? What do you even gain from this?

Seawatt: Uh, I don’t know. I’ve just never seen anyone do it before, I’d pay to see it done.

Evbo: Oh-kay, I’ll take the offer. Ugh, this is so annoying– alright, just give me a second, I know it’s possible, I’ve done it before.

Seawatt: I’ve told you bro, it’s not possible.

Evbo: Just stop talking and watch, I’m going to do it in like– thirty seconds. And, there we go, finally. Look, I told you it was possible. 

Seawatt: No way, that was actually incredible. Well, I got my money’s worth.

Evbo: Let’s go, I got paid for parkour!

Seawatt: If you want, I can keep making more parkour for you to do, and I’ll pay you for it.

Evbo: Are you kidding? Dude, totally. Alright, I’ll be back here tomorrow I guess?]

Evbo’s Internal Monologue: And this is basically how parkouring for money started. The next day I showed up to Seawatt’s house, he offered me way more diamonds this time, and he constructed an entire parkour course outside of his house to do. But little did we know that this parkour course would completely change the way that the world works. Soon after this event, the Parkour Civilization began.

Evbo’s Internal Monologue: Now that I think about it, there’s kinda an unexplainable gap between those events and now, but oh well.

Pro with Sunglasses: Parkour Check time, you’ve got 30 seconds.

Evbo’s Internal Monologue: Another beautiful morning and I have to parkour for some more raw chicken that will make me starve even more. 

Evbo: Alright, alright, I’m here.

Pro with Sunglasses: One block for raw chicken, one block vertical for beef.

Evbo: Considering my neighbor just died for going for the beef, I’m just going to go with the chicken again.

Pro with Sunglasses: Keep in mind, there’s a ticket event today. It’s going to be about two-hundred blocks west.

Evbo’s Internal Monologue: This was huge news, if there was actually a ticket event today, I would need to go for the beef. Ticket events are usually far away, and I would starve by the time I got there if I chose the chicken. But luckily, I got the beef.

Pro with Sunglasses: No way, you made that jump? You might become a Parkour Pro one day!”

Evbo: Wait, you really think I could rank up to be a Parkour Pro?

Pro with Sunglasses: Hah! Not a chance, you’re a Parkour Noob, you guys never rank up.

Evbo’s Internal Monologue: It’s important to know that Parkour Pros have really big egos, and they like to put down the Parkour Noobs. This was an important day. This was only the second time I’ve jumped for the beef, and now, I have a chance to earn a ticket.

Evbo’s Internal Monologue: The Ticket Events are so risky because they’re located so far away. If I wasn’t paying attention, I could miss one of these one-block jumps and my entire chances of becoming a Parkour Pro would be over. But luckily, I made it to the Ticket Event. 

Evbo’s Internal Monologue: When I got here, there were only three Parkour Noobs in line to do the Parkour course. Most Noobs don’t even show up for the courses anymore, because if you miss one jump– you end up like this guy. And that’s the price you pay if you want a ticket to be a Parkour Pro. I watched as the second Noob fell to the void. 

Evbo: Hey man, do you think you could go already? 

Noob Second in Line: I don’t know man, I’m kind of nervous I’m going to fall.

Evbo: No, you don’t need to be nervous, I’m sure you’re fine– oh, shoot… okay, nevermind then.

Evbo’s Internal Monologue: Before going for it, I wanted to study the Parkour course. You see, every week, the Ticket challenge changes, and it’s completely random. And this week’s course was extremely difficult. There was a two block jump to get to the ticket, and if you get it, a two block jump to get out of it.

Here’s the thing about Parkour Civilization, parkour can be used for anything. And that includes bribing Parkour Pros.

Evbo: Check this out, if I do a parkour jump with a 360, will you replace one of the two block jumps with a one block jump?

Pro with Sunglasses: You want to do a one block jump with a 360? Fine. There’s no way you’re going to make it, but I’ll accept.

Evbo’s Internal Monologue: Let’s go, the Parkour Pro accepted my bribe! And now I have another problem, I have to do a 360? Have I even done this before? Whatever, I’m just gonna go for it– please make it! No way, I actually did it!

Evbo: Alright, a deal’s a deal, right?

Pro wearing Sunglasses: I’m not gonna lie, that was the coolest thing I’ve seen a Parkour Noob do. Well, deal’s a deal, here you go.

Evbo’s Internal Monologue: Let’s go, now there was only one two block jump in the course.

Pro wearing Sunglasses: Still gotta make the first two block jump, Noob.

Evbo: Yeah, yeah– just let me do the course, bro.

Evbo’s Internal Monologue: This was my best chance to finally earn a ticket. If I actually get this ticket, I could access the Parkour Temple and make my way up into a better life, as a Parkour Pro.

Evbo’s Internal Monologue: There was no turning back now, I had to start the course. Most Parkour Noobs aren’t experienced with diagonial jumps, but somehow, I got past it. And now, was the two block jump. This was life or death. I closed my eyes, and I went for it.

Evbo’s Internal Monologue: I’d expected to be falling thousands of feet per second into the void, but to my surprise, I was standing on the platform with the ticket. And thanks to the deal I made with the Parkour Pro, I only had a one block jump to get out of the course.

Evbo’s Internal Monologue: This was life changing. This was the first time I’ve ever received a ticket to access the Parkour Temple, and I promised myself that I wasn’t going to waste it.

Evbo’s Internal Monologue: I made my way over to the Parkour Temple. I was in a good spot, I had three full hunger bars, which was the most hunger a Parkour Noob can have. This was it. There was no better time, no more perfect time to try making the Parkour Course to rank up to a Parkour Pro.

Evbo’s Internal Monologue: I walked up to the hoppers in the ground, and I threw in my ticket. After a few seconds, the invisible barrier that guards the Parkour Temple was down. And now, of course, I had to make sure I didn’t fail the one block jump to actually get inside the Temple. I made the one block jump successfully, and now I was officially inside the Temple. 

Evbo’s Internal Monologue: This was it. This was the moment I’ve been waiting for my entire life. This was the Parkour course that no Parkour Noob has ever beaten. If you miss any of these jumps, you’ll either die from fall damage or fall directly into the void. But I’ve come too far, and I’ve practiced too much to have that happen. 

Evbo’s Internal Monologue: I wasn’t just gonna be another Parkour Noob that fails this course. I was gonna be the first one to rank up to become a Parkour Pro. My journey to becoming a Parkour Pro starts now– 

[chamoemileclown]

What’s parkour civilization? I feel like I’ve never heard it before this week, but everyone’s making art of it rn. Did I miss something???

Parkour Civilization or pkc is something that gained a lot of traction on twitter sometime around the end of last week (maybe like october 2nd or 3rd i’d like to say) and it’s sort of spreading to here so here’s a really quick run down on pkc and some discussion on why its super popular all of a sudden. vv

Parkour Civilization is a series of minecraft roleplay videos by Youtuber @/Evbo that were originally released in 10-15 minute segments but later compiled as longer videos on his channel.

The series is about Evbo living in a world where everything he has to do is parkour related. If he wants a house he has to do parkour tricks, if he wants food he has to jump for it, if he wants to better his life and level up from a parkour noob to a parkour pro he has to do a parkour course. To add some risk it all happens over the void so there’s always some risk Evbo could fall and die at any time.

It’s not crazy special story wise and the series doesn’t treat itself seriously. It knows it’s a silly premise and I think that’s why a lot of people like it. I’m sick right now and I watched it because it was something fun to watch while I couldn’t do much else and by not being too serious it made me not expect certain things from it. If any of this sounds interesting id recommend giving it a watch.

I think it blew up like it did because of the intro of the first episode was a good hook for what pkc is. Evbo is given a choice between a hard parkour jump for some raw beef or an easy jump for raw chicken. Evbo goes on to say nobody jumps for the beef because it’s really not worth the risk and then watches his one remaining neighbor jump for it and fail, jumping into the void.

It right off the bat introduces you to the world and its mechanics and sets up a silly tone. It’s a format people can easily apply to a bunch of different memes/ their favorite media. It’s something you can easily reference and even if you don’t know the source material you can understand the concept.

pkc had viewers even before it blew up but a lot of the memes drew in new viewers which spawned in fanart which brings in even more viewers and that’s why it may seem like it came out of the blue.

I’m sort of hoping this is the new wave of minecraft content since we really haven’t had anything like this since 2020 and I think we’re overdue for a new era. A lot of people (including myself) thought this would come with the qsmp last year but I think it’s good that we’re getting some fresh faces in the mcyt ecosystem.

Here’s Evbo’s channel if you are interested, he’s currently working on a pvp civilization series which i haven’t really checked out yet but I hope to see more cool stuff out of him.

[kaleidos-copia]

can't decide if he'd be a minecraft pro or a total noob, what do y'all think?

(original photo under the cut)

📸: Ryan Chang

[ardbar]

Do you think Evbo ever gets cravings?

Sometimes I wonder if a diet of only raw meat mixed with the natural magic that would come from being so close to The Void 24/7 could change the Noobs biologically. Not a lot, but it makes it easier for them to digest meat than other foods. Raw food becomes easier and easier on their stomach with each passing day. Over weeks their teeth turn sharp to help them rip apart the tough food they are given. They don't have the armor that the pros do, so the magic makes their legs sturdier. They can jump as fast as others without special training but the claws that can only be used through Leather Boots due to the flexibility of the material helps them grip the blocks better. Evbo has almost fallen many times because he tried to grip the edge of a block with his Talons and lean outward for a better view of something, only for his Talons to strike the metal of the soles of his boots instead of the soft grass and dirt. Their eyes shine back light due to the fact there are no light sources other than the sun.

Perhaps their arms are much stronger than any other layer as well, because they're the only ones who will sometimes slip and grabbing onto the side of a block they haul themselves back up. Never when a Pro is around to see them of course, but in secret they teach eachother how to Grip.

These changes only really effect those who have lived there for weeks or months, with Evbo and The Old Man being the Most Changed of all of them due to being the only ones who have survived there for Years. Evbo doesn't know why he makes everyone on the higher levels nervous when they look at him. He doesn't know that he literally registers as Other to them with proportions that are Slightly Off. Arms to thick, claws to long, teeth to sharp, eyes that reflect Golden.

Mmm, this started off as reasons why Evbo would crave raw meat and spiraled into him being Uncanny Valley to the Masters and Pros. But speaking of meat! I wonder if his transformation over the years left him craving the taste and texture of raw meat. I wonder if he ever goes to the Pro Level as champion to "inspect" the farms and take 3 or four raw stake and chicken and run all the way to his throne with them. I wonder if he has a chest next to it, packed with ice. A chest stocked with raw meat that he can tear into and taste Home. I wonder if he ever cries into his hidden meat stash.

I wonder what EMF thought when he became champion and found a chest packed with ice and raw meat sitting in a place only Evbo could reach before that moment. I wonder if he asked. I wonder if Evbo would have answered.

OOOOO THIS IS SUPER COOL! I really love the way you wrote it, body horror is just so much fun. This honestly reminded me of the Magnus archives a tad, so if you are into that sort of stuff I would check it out. In other minecraft related propertys I've played around with ideas of the void warping and twisting creatures into something that Isn't quite human, I think I have a grian fic about that floating around on a03. While it's not an idea I've given more thought to for Parkciv I still think it's really cool! I think it would also be kinda interesting to combined with another idea. I think it would be really interesting if becoming a god slowly starts to change Evbo, I've always thought it would be interesting if after becoming a god evbo starts to lose some of his human traits physically showing how different he was now than what he once was and the people he cares about. If this is combined with your idea about Evbo being different than everyone else because of the void, his godhood could slowly remove these traits and thus remove the last few connections he has to his life before. One day there would be nothing left to show of the time he spent everyday struggling it would be like it never happened, no one but him even remembered what it was like. He was scarred in more ways than one but they showed that he had overcame it, now it was nothing but a distant memory. He might even start to ask himself after enough time has past, did it even happen? It wouldn't be the first time his memories lied to him.

(btw sorry for being slow with the replies kinda had a hectic day and I didn't want to just reply to it on my phone)

[ennoshitas-princess]

Winning My Heart

Kenma Kozume x chubby fem! reader Warnings: fluff, slight bullying (not from Kenma), Kuroo setting the two of you up, slight subducting (comments), swearing Synopsis: you are the younger sister of a professional gamer and he takes you to a convention, even though you wanted to spend your weekend at home Word Count: 772 So, I hope you love this, bc I found the idea super cute.

Being dragged by your older brother to any place where he had to be was something you were already used to, but never quite enjoyed. In your honest opinion you found video games fine, but never enjoyed playing them. Just the thought of you being here made your anxiety skyrocket to a whole new other level.

“Look, y/n. Your older brother is cool, isn't he?” Your brother bragged about his success, even though he just gained fame because of you.

The real reason why he became famous rather quickly happened one fateful day, the day you decided to enter his room while he streamed himself playing Minecraft. You entered to check up on him, and only in seconds when the comment section of his stream started to go nuts over you.

One comment read: “Damn, I wish I could date her~”

Another read: “Is that your girlfriend??”

Another one: “I bet her pussy tastes so good~”

Just seeing those comments made you ick in disgust. Mainly, these were guys right around your brother's age, about in their twenties. You were just in your second year in high school. Just thinking about them made you want to leave, but you just stood there, rolling your eyes.

He kept on shooting each opponent down, each smearing in red as they fell onto the ground. You stood there with eyes opened up widely, shaking in place, wanting to leave and not see the bloody horror on the screen.

He eventually got shot, but never made it to the top of the rest. The highest score right when your brother died was about twenty thousand points, while he only got to like a thousand or so. You stood there wondering who was the one with all these points?

You walk away from the pouting of your brother, not wanting to deal with the big baby he is. You found yourself venturing off to anywhere to maybe find an exit, but a part of you just wandered around to check the place out.

From pro gamers, to noobs, to the in-betweens, your eyes glimmered under the lights hung right above your head. The time and dedication put into being here made you want to congratulate every single one of them, except your brother.

You eventually see a stand with a faux blond playing Mario Kart, trying to beat a rooster head right beside him.

Fascinated, you stop to check out who is going to win. A group of tall guys stand in front of you, snickering to each other.

“What is a fat ass like you doing here? Only guys are allowed. Not a girl like her.” One of them said.

“Yeah, like what the fuck is wrong with her? She should go to the restaurant right around the corner.” Another snickered.

The faux blond got distracted with the comments and turned around to glare at them.

“What is wrong with you guys?!? Anyone can be here and have fun. You guys are just jealous that she might be better than you.” His golden eyes pierced their souls.

With that, they scurried off to hide.He turned back to his game, only to lose. His eyes popped out with frustration, wanting to kick anything and everything. He lost because of those dumb guys. You weren't a problem, they were.

“Hey, you protected that girl even at the cost of you losing Kenma. Why?” Kuroo teased the guy.

“Because people like them are just dumb and don't deserve to even exist, like they are just wasting our oxygen.” Kenma shrugged it off.

Kuroo being himself, he knew there was something more with him and you.

“Hey, Chibi-chan. Who are you and do you have a boyfriend?” Kuroo called out to you.

Your face scrunched up with a hint of blush. A random hot guy is asking you if you have a boyfriend. How could this be happening?

“Umm… no, I don't.” You glance down to the floor.

“Great! Hey Kenma, why don't you go out with her?” He teased him.

His head turned around to where you stood. His face turned into a tomato seeing your cute chubby cheeks. Your outfit too made you even more adorable.

“What is your name?” The rooster head asked.

“L/n y/n.” You replied to him.

Cute, I guess. The faux blond thought.

He reminds me of my kitten. You thought.

“Do you play video games?” Kenma approached you with a hint of hesitation.

“No, but my brother does.” You point to where your brother sat.

“Oh. I thought we could play together. I could always teach you some time.” He suggested.

“Sure!” You smile happily.

A/n: hello, the post I promised of Kenma!! I will post the winner of the poll soon!! Hopefully you enjoyed reading this!!

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