#monch and cronch and bite bite bite

[jyou-no-sonoko19]

everything is on fire but at least there's fried potaty

[needy-fox-boy-21]

Eating waffle fries rn, almost as good at eating up* a whiny faggot who likes it a little too much

*Literally chewing and biting and arararararraarrarara yipyipyip monch :3

[pkmn-smashorpass]

IT LITERALLY HAS TOP IN ITS NAME

[thefandomcassandra]

Watch Saving Throw

I'm in the VODs rn but this scene grabbed me by the throat and said "hey maybe draw this?" and I said "o7 on it chief" and then did lmao.

Saving Throw is fun and I need to catch up lol.

[dailyboothilldoots]

can i take a bite out of boothill like those comically large gummy bears

Day Nineteen- mmm monch crunch cronch (DOODLES SHOULD RESUME HOPEFULLY LOL YAAAAY)

[tashacee]

Ok, hear me out. I'm replaying AoC and got to the part where age is monching rocks with Daruk. Which got me thing. How many boys are rock munchers? Age and wild confirmed rockers, Time has enough fae grimlin energy to monch. Hyrule? Probably not. His poor teeth couldn't stand it. So I offer the idea oh great master. Aspect of a Rock

Wild takes Age under his metaphorical wings. THIS is his second child. Wind has another brother to add to the smother pileat night. He's just so happy to have another brother. Wilds off humming as he cooks, keeping an eye on Hyrule who tries to help, but is gently moved away. Hyrule moves off to talk to Legend as Age meanders over to help with dinner, but freezes at a horrible bringing MONCH/CRUNCH behind him. Spins around so fast his hat lightly slaps Legend. Eyes enormous, Wild freezes, rock in hand as he offers one to Age. Hyrule begins to sign with a terrifying ferocity only to stare in horror as Age just.. MONCH. Now completely distressed for their health, he turns to Time to get them to. Just. STOP and his brain freezes. Time, confidant, Master of the Ocarina, Stong, wise mysterious leader is holding a rock. A grin full of pure gremlin and teasing, he cronches. Nope, Poor Hyrule begins to sign with vengeance. 'SPIT THEM OUT ALL OF YOU YOUR TEETH WILL BREAK.' Delighted grins form on Wild, Age and Time as they in scary harmony bite. Wind and Spirit, absolutely delighted runs to grab a rock, only to be halted by a Frantic Wars. Twilight stared at his mentor with baleful eyes. Four collectively, begins quietly debating if those three have Goron in them (Is it even poasible? Debates begin in full, Four has officially checked out). Sky is just confused as Fi chiming in laughter. Dinner was late, but oh, so worth it.

(Spoilers, it was just rock candy, but the possibility to prank them was too tempting)

Anyways, that's all. Have a great day and drink some water😶‍🌫️ You can ignore this if you want

honestly I have nothing more to add this is wonderful and I love it. Also: one of them was eating real rocks and not candy but they will NEVER say who!

[thecomfywriter]

How would Von Doro react to someone stealing a bite of her food?

hi sol! thanks for the ask!

day six of tcw's 12 days of askmas--von doro's reaction to theivery [no spoilers]:

they would become the food.

she would eat them.

monch monch. cronch cronch.

mhmm! tasty!

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[curiouscornfieldcryptid]

I wanna bite rocks. specifically those of the crystalline variety. cronch monch baby those are tasty minerals.

[meimeikyu]

FHKDHDKSJSK OMG!!!!

Get attacked!! ✨🌈SEND THIS TO OTHER BLOGGERS YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL. KEEP THE GAME GOING🌈✨ (no pressure!!)

@meimeikyu >:3

[toomuchdickfort]

Biting through things is just very good

[biohazard-inevitable]

My cage has a sign like this on it

[scrumbl-egg]

hungry? well, there's eggshell in the compost bin.

[deusvervewrites]

Stray Cat: izuku can bite hard enough to break bone he's gonna monch

he's gonna crOnch

It's that good cronch

[1995n]

billy is nasty and i want him to eat a demodog

[nerdydowntherabbithole]

Alright! *cracks knuckles* Now that the art and the emotions are out of the way, it's time for the details!

Up first, a couple random facts about Silent Eyes!

They are absolutely fascinated by yellow lizards and the way they communicate. How do you do it? Tell them your secrets.

They've never seen an advanced case of the rot. Their specific functionality of maintaining their city, alongside their constant contact with the rest of their group means they are uniquely qualified to remove any early cases of rot before it's able to get worse. Their efforts to reestablish communication with other clusters are still ongoing, so they wouldn't have heard much about what happened to Pebbles.

Next up, the juicy details on the still unnamed species of massive spider native to my forest region!

This fearsome resident of the forest is a nocturnal species of spider, making their nests in sheltered hollows high up on the Greatwoods during the day.

They're not modeled after any specific species of irl spiders, although their method of hunting was somewhat inspired by jumping spiders and other species that catch their food without webs.

These things are huge, easily one of the largest creatures in the forest. I'm talking could-take-down-a-vulture kind of massive. Not that many vultures shove themselves underneath Greatwood roots, and they still wouldn't fuck with a king vulture, but the point is they're big.

Not only are they big, but they'll eat anything smaller than them. Including smaller species of spiders! (That one came from irl spider research!) At the end of the day, the only creature in the forest that they don't fuck with is the bats. They may be big, but the bats are bigger, and they will fuck up any bugs who forget that.

At night, they hunt by finding a mossy tangle of Greatwood roots, and positioning themselves so that their dangling legs look like innocuous tendrils of hanging moss. When something tries to take shelter beneath them, they drop from their perch, stunning– or even outright killing– their prey with their massive weight. From there, they finish it off with a bite to the neck, and enjoy their meal right there beneath the roots, content in the knowledge that nothing would dare attack them even if they were spotted.

They have dark green bumps all over their body which mimics the color of hanging moss, while also providing a slight bit of armor. It's not on the same level as red centipede armor or the plating on a lizards head, but it can deflect spears if they hit at a bad angle. It'll defend against a couple bombs, or a lizards bite, but an explosive spear will still blow off limbs if it sticks. Despite being the apex predator of the forest, they're still an ambush predator, so they're not going toe-to-toe with a red lizard are anything.

Their main source of food is the scavengers that shelter beneath Greatwoods high on the river banks. If they're lucky, they can get an entire patrol of scavs in one drop.

Well, I was gonna finish this off with info on the Greatwood trees, but its gotten a little long at this point, so I think I'll cover that in a different ask.

I AM GONNA CRONCH AND MONCH AND GO ABSOLUTELY INSAAANEO WACKO OVER THEM. This is SUCH cool shit I cant even tell u. U are so insane for this

[youneedsomeprompts]

post the xmas prompts. you'll only get little kitty love bites.

cronch cronch monch kitty bites

Oh, you think it was actually a call for more Christmas prompts? Interesting... you're right, kitty love bites sound very xmassy