#murderee

[parjuuzwoonn5]

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[maggi-cube]

Wedding is back on

[hefkerut]

i love doodling and then forgetting about it

those are pictograms of lesser gods from my worldbuilding project!!

[cluepoke-archive]

Did you guys know murder mystery parties used to be a staple at dinner parties and they inspired boredgames like cluedo?

[lyledebeast]

Well into the first season of Father Brown, and what I really want is a crossover where Inspectors Barnaby and Valentine have a pint together and discuss how annoying the clergy is.

[blueoctobass]

heck yea gimme a prisma for the bingo

thank you 💚💛

[alopiidae]

haha what if we made up after you killed me and we were both girls

[theworldgate]

Spoilers below!

... so, uh... is... is Etrata the one who killed Zegana specifically? Like, the story summary all-but says that the killer has been identified as Etrata[1], and also they left the name of the card in the URL for the version of the art that appears attached to the article in some contexts, and it's "Expose the Culprit" (look, we know there's an ARG going on, and source code/URL shenanigans are a common thing), but also. Like. It's story 2 of 10 (well the first story of the actual mystery bit out of 7 because the final two are denouement and even released after the set debut, per the first look).

And we know that Etrata and Proft will be off having adventures (and also Etrata is a major character) so... like is it just one of those weird technically legal murders that Ravnica may or may not have? Or is it "well, we know you did that murder, but there's been another murder [of Teysa, her not having been seemingly-murdered by the end of this chapter is an actual plot twist tbqh] and you're one of, like, three people actually accounted for"? Or was the "Zegana" whose corpse we see actually unironically Lazav because we know Lazav wasn't dead at the start of the story, and we don't know whether the "shapeshifter resets on death" thing applies to him. I mean Chandra's Triumph famously actually depcits Lazav so it's not like there's not precedent for the cards misleading in that highly specifiic regard! (I... was going to say that the art was kinda a disproof lest people be misled over the story but then I remembered that that was an actual thing, apparently?!). [1] I mean "With the help of a brilliant detective, the killer is discovered. But catching this dangerous individual is an entirely different matter." and a decent chunk of the story is Kaya chasing Etrata.

[effeminate-wastrel]

New idea: legalize murder for billionaires, but they can only murder other billionaires.

Murderer gets all the murderee's money, last billionaire standing gets to run the planet.

I mean it's not like... better than what we have going now but it's probably can't be that much worse

[superiorgoobus]

Batfam as things my friends have texted me (again)

Damian: I saw a camel kill a guy

Steph: he's like a Walmart Zach Efron

Bruce: Just so long as everyone is equally unhappy

Jason: Potatoes, toothpaste—Oh! They left me behind!

Dick: I pet my foot

Tim: Don’t you pee on my muffin

Steph: You farted on my muffin!!

Damian: I need to borrow your legs-

Dick: everyone is doing so much with water today.

Tim: It’s tired and I’m early

Bruce: I was running an obstacle course with someone on my back while being chased by hungry squirrels

Duke: Either he’s a virgin, or it’s a female

Tim: During a murder, the murderer laughs while the murderee stays quiet

Dick: I could be upset anyway, but now I can be upset with a badge!

Jason: I sneezed when I farted

Babs: I’ve seen your butt in the worst shape it’ll ever be in

Duke: Why are you awake?

Damian: Because I woke up

Harper: I think he’s still bioluminescent. But he’s not magnetic though, found that out last year

Tim: You may not believe me, but I believe me

Babs: I mean this in the best way possible, he looks painfully generic

Jason: Fun fact, I can’t pee in North Carolina

Tim: There’s no such thing as a fish

Steph: We’ll sacrifice the children to the air fryer!!!

Damian: Like, the great cat detective?

[booty-uprooter]

i doubt this guy is going to wind up being the murderer but i hope he becomes a murderee

[oldshrewsburyian]

Jeremy Brett and Midsommer Murders

Oh my goodness, phenomenal. He would be the artist who wears dramatic scarves and rents a refurbished cottage in Midsomer Parva.

Troy en route to first interview: I hate these arty London types.

Barnaby: He's moved away from London, Troy; it's a full-time lease.

Troy: Well, you know what I mean.

Barnaby: Do I, Troy?

Anyway, he bonds with Barnaby over music, and assesses Troy in a once-over glance and a blink-and-you-miss-it smirk. He might or might not decide to flirt with Troy just enough to discomfit him. He also adopts the first murderee's dog, because watching Jeremy Brett interact with dogs, and dogs interact with Jeremy Brett, is always a delight. He is a key witness to the movements of the murderer (he was out sketching.) I refuse to kill him off, so he survives an attempt to turn him into the drama's second body.

[renegadeshroom]

started reading lockwood and co a couple days ago and im hooked. lucy carlyle you are so relatable with your clothes dump chair and your indignation at someone suggesting that you forgot something important only for you to actually have forgotten something important. also im so curious about the Problem!! has it spread beyond the british isles? what caused it? whats with all the ghosts and why do spiders love them and how does every other animal interact with them and are the ghosts even sapient anymore? (gonna guess no on the sapience one) it's also sooo weird reading something with teenage protagonists again because the stakes for them are pretty clear but wow this really is a bunch of kids running around fighting ghosts without adult supervision and they clearly think having to stop would be bad (and i can sympathise with that) but god yes they need an adult! kids it would not be the worst thing in the world to have one (1) person over the age of 18 in this outfit. perhaps even... [scandalised whisper] over the age of 20??? gasp.

i am also intrigued by annabel's case. she is/was more attached to her pendant than her own bones... idk what to make of that. but combined with the flashes of rage and the guy killing her im stumped, bc i kinda wanna think she was jealous or clingy or something but if that were the case i would expect her to be the murderer, not the murderee...

[radiantmists]

I'm really enjoying how this has turned into a stalker horror movie, with them running around the super creepy cave and hua cheng randomly popping out of the shadows, mu qing and feng xin desperately trying to keep xie lian from becoming the first murderee by just walking into the slasher's hands...

[askthedoa]

dad: how was your day? :>

me: *thumbs up*

dad: did you commit murder?

me: no-?

dad, quietly: dammit

this led to dad & uncle saying 1) you need reasons to murder 2) s t a l k t h e m &make a journal of reasons, enough you can make a spinnable wheel of reasons 5) tie the murderee's(?) up and have them watch. make a gameshow of it 6) even have an "applause" light thing, of they don't applaud then murder

and honestly the entire conversation just had me thinking of Nikolai, help

BAHAHHAHA I LOVE THAT!

Are you sure your dad and Uncle aren't Doppelgangers of me?