#mwahahah

[ghul-wein]

What is he cheesing🧀 so hard for what the f?

[nerflufser]

You can’t tell me he hasn’t said some kinda middle age white guy stuff.

[halfapersob]

They cuddle

Shh, they shleepin

Eepy boys

[jeffsaturwaist]

🪐 jeff satur waist leaderboard 👅

Hello sats! This is one of the goofiest and most important things I will ever do, and I would love your support to get this off the ground. Heavily inspired by @jeffyfitoftheyear, shout out to them for the great work they did with that, I had a really fun time watching and interacting with it.

The rules are incredibly simple: submit pictures of Jeff that you think have Peak Waist, and they'll be pitted against each other until only the Superior Waist remains. The submissions will be split into categories similar to the outfit fest, which will be outlined below. The submission deadline will be February 29 at 11:59 EST. Here's a time zone converter.

⬇️Submission information below⬇️

Rules:

Basically, anything goes! Any year or setting, as long as The Waist is on point. Submit any and all images you think are worthy of the title Best Waist. Please include the category for each submission.

Submission Categories:

This is going to be a bit different than the outfit leaderboard for obvious reasons - different angles result in different Waist - so these are the broad categories, but the same event/outfit/etc. may appear twice if the photos are significantly different. GIFs are also accepted and encouraged. Voting will begin per category, and then the best from each category will face each other.

Magazine

Concert

Music Video: photos/GIFs from music videos, promotional posts for MVs, or behind the scenes photos.

Personal Post/Misc: any picture of Jeff posted on Instagram, Twitter, etc. that doesn't fit into another category.

These categories are extremely loose so just shove the photos into whichever one your heart desires. If you're stuck on which one, personal post can be a catch-all.

As I said the deadline will be February 29th. Submissions can be submitted to this blog by clicking the little ✉️ mail icon in the top corner and choosing "Submit a post".

Now go forth and get Waist! I can't wait to see it!

[pkmn-smashorpass]

The longer I've been following, the more I've realized that my qualifications for what I consider a smash has gotten a lot less strict. So you know what? Sure, I'd smash a Gulpin. Why not :V

- 🐊

All part of my evil plan 🧙🏻‍♀️

[welcometololaland]

hi friends! thank you so much for the seven sentence sunday and inspiration weekend tags - i'm going to have so much fun procrastinating from work today reading/looking at them all <3 thank you for sharing your work with me and for the tags and general encouragement to share!

i have nothing this week to contribute, so i'm tagging everyone who tagged me back as an advance wip wednesday tag ;) (basically, it's me saying gimme gimme more, gimme more, gimme gimme more, but like, respectfully):

@alrightbuckaroo @carlos-in-glasses @orchidscript @three-drink-amy @carlos-tk @cha-melodius @rmd-writes @heartstringsduet @lightningboltreader @inflarescent @fitzherbertssmolder @strandnreyes @kiwiana-writes @lemonlyman-dotcom @birdclowns @cold-blooded-jelly-doughnut CONSIDER YOURSELF TAGGED.

also gonna tag @reyesstrand @morganaspendragonss @sunshinestrand @nelsonnicholas @bonheur-cafe @catanisspicy @basilsunrise and @marjansmarwani <3

[theelvishscribbler]

I'M FINALLY HOME AND ON MY LAPTOP >:3

SUPER BOOP TIME

[spittyfishy]

We’ve entered my birth month which means I’m gonna do art to make me specifically happy even more then normal that’s right folks it’s finally time for~

A Pokémon au!

[gently-decaying-flowers]

guys trying on my fit for tomorrow so i don’t have to take pictures at 5am

[green-loser-lover]

RICO SMOOTHIE GOT 11 NOTES GUESS WHOS GETTING BLENDED?

[trio-of-chaos]

I never thought I'd be buying a skirt again in my life, but the moment I thought about this, I culdn't keep myself from doing it

<photo of Aiden wearing a long black skirt with a pink crop top that has "twink" writen on it. Oh, and tight high socks. The shoes are cropped out of the photo>

[dragbunart]

I feel like the story behind this picture is the Sonic gang was on some adventure where toward the end one of the members will have to give up something integral to them, and the big bad chooses the most valuable one (or at least would do the most damage).

Tails would be willing to give up his intelligence

Knuckles his strength

Sonic his speed

but they can all LIVE without that (it would suck but that could)

Amy is left with the choice to give up 'love'. And she doesn't think twice about doing that for her friends. But What is Amy Rose but this creature is filled with love for everything.

I don't think Amy could live without it.

And I think If Sonic saw what she gave up for the sake of other's it would crush him

I'm also tempted to write this fic and then have the crystal embodiment of her love SHATTER, So Sonic has to gather the pieces before Amy dies. I imagine the shards would all end up with people that have a piece of Amy's heart. Cream, Tails, Sonic, Knuckles, and all their friends.

[ineffablelunatic]

Lil Crowley with a depressing backstory :))

(it's Aziraphale's jumper)

[zarvasace]

for your writing thing, maybe delirious? (I have other ideas, but I've chosen my fave lol)

:) another continuation! There are two more after this one to conclude this lil series. "Tiny stories" I said. "Unconnected" I told myself. Uh huh.

---

"Me this time."

"You don't have magic," one of the bad people says flatly, staring at Wind through the bars. She's not as in-charge as she thinks she is, but she has enough power to choose which part of the cell to open. 

"Sure I do," Wind shoots back. He makes a conscious effort to look as harmless as possible, keeping his arms to the sides and tilting his head to make himself seem younger. It's a useful skill. "See for yourself."

Please buy it please buy it come on

It's not that Wind's lying, not really. He does have a little magic, but nothing he actively uses. He just doesn't know if what he has counts to these people. If they open his cell, though, and take him out there… 

Hyrule's feverish over in his own cell, shivering and quiet. Four's delirious. Wind shouted a lot earlier, all for nothing, so he made another quick plan he set into motion as soon as he found someone who might listen to him.

The woman considers him for a moment, then gives a nod and an order, laced with a threat. Wind just has to time this right.

[starlightandetherealshadows]

I have a question, in the beginning of the story was that X pov?

Hi lovebug!

no it was not!

[antidesire]

how would we feel.. about darker themes in the fuckboy!leon draft, perhaps some insinuations of blackmail/intimidation of sorts alongside the corruption kink hmmmm

i’d explain it better but i don’t want to give things away