#my moral compass is a fucking roulette wheel

[oifaaa]

Ever since I said I don't like a certain character I've gotten a bunch of asks and enquiries along the lines of "oh no what awful horrible unforgivable thing did [character] do to make you hate them" so I think it's a good time just to remember that characters don't have to be the most horrible person in the cast for you not to personally like them but especially taking into account that I personally really shouldn't be saying I hate a character due to my very high moral standards considering I spent a good year on this site talking about my very public adoration of Canonical-child-murderer mcgee

[vigilskeep]

obsessed with the way aveline fully just pulls a knife on some merchant in the prologue because he sucks and also you asked her to do it so you can get in good with some smugglers. wheres that energy in the rest of the game

[ace-fandom-dumbass]

Ah the curse of being the party member with a moral compass

My dm is mean

[ask-nick-and-cass]

William: I can't do that, it's against my moral compass

Henry: Your 'moral compass' IS A FUCKING ROULETTE WHEEL

[nightshadow1607]

Kirishima: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.

Sero: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Mina: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Kaminari: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Bakugou: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!

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Iida: You need to stop with this jaywalking

Bakugou: Miss me with that gay shit

Iida: What 'gay shit'? THE LAW??

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Vigilante Shinsou: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Informant Kaminari: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!

Vigilante Izuku: In that case, we're definitely lost.

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Vigilante/Villain Izuku: It goes against my moral compass

Shinsou: Your moral compass is a FUCKING ROULETTE WHEEL

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Kendo: Do you know where Monoma is?

Shiozaki: Off somewhere. Disappointing God

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Villains: You're violent

Vigilante Izuku: Yeah, but I'm short so it's cute

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Tsukauchi: You have the right to remain silent

Villain Izuku: But do I have the ability

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Vigilante Izuku: Don't worry, I have a couple knives up my sleeve

Aizawa, concerned: You mean cards

Vigilante Izuku: Nope

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Bakugou: How's the biggest asshole in the world doing?

Shinsou, not looking from his cellphone: I don't know, Bakugou. How are you today?

Bakugou: Fuck you, Eye-bags

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Izuku: Do not tell Aizawa-sensei about this

Todoroki: You want me to LIE to Aizawa-sensei?

Izuku: It- It's okay! You don't have to-

Todoroki "ride or die" Shouto: Oh, no, I'm going to

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Kurogiri: have a good day

Shigaraki: don't tell me what to do

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Young Dabi: Dear diary

Young Dabi: My teen angst bullshit now has a bodycount

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Eri: I made a marshmallow Aizawa-san. His arms are crossed because the other marshmallow make him annoyed. Do you like it?

Aizawa, choking up: It's fine

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Aizawa to Class 1-A (+ Shinsou): If I'd ever had a child, I imagine they might have been something like you... which is perhaps why I've never had kids

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Bakugou: And how do you think you can stop me?

Izuku: I'll tell All Might

Bakugou:

Bakugou: You sick bastard

incorrect quotes because why not? (part 8)

sorry for the delay ;-;

[flowerscentedartist]

Ink: It's against my moral compass.

Dream: Your fucking moral compass is a roulette wheel!

[incorrect-moriarty-sherliam]

*Before a dangerous mission*

Sherlock: Don't worry, I just have to follow my moral compass.

Billy: Your moral compass is a fucking roulette wheel.

[icycoldninja]

Dmc incorrect quotes

Nero, tearing up the room: Where are they? Nero, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved my children? Nero: Somebody moved my M&M's, and now I am going to start killing.

Dante: Then either Sonic is a god or could kill god, and I do not care if there is a difference.

V: Why shouldn't you put a toaster in a bathtub full of water? Nero: Because your toast would get soggy!

V: Let’s not Dante this into a worse situation than it already is. Dante: Did you just use my name as a verb?

Dante: Can you pass the salt? V: Can you pass away? Dante: Too much salt.

V: I drink to forget but I always remember. Nero: You're drinking orange juice.

Dante: I got an idea! V: Does it involve breaking the law? Dante: By now don’t you think that’s a given? V: I was just trying to be optimistic. Dante: Don’t bother.

Dante: I'm gonna nickname my child "Lil Bitch". Nero: I see you're passing on your name.

Nero: In my defense, I was left unsupervised. V: Wasn’t Dante with you? Dante: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

Nero, Vergil, and Dante are playing poker. Dante is winning by a long shot. Nero: Aw, come on. Vergil: It’s not fair! He doesn't even know what we’re playing! Dante: Go Fish?

Nero, holding an antique bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume? Dante: grabs and chugs the entire bottle Dante: Dante: It's perfume.

Dante: What is wrong with you? Vergil: Many, many things… Vergil: And most of them are your fucking fault.

Dante: I can’t do this, it’s against my moral compass. Nero: YOUR MORAL COMPASS IS A ROULETTE WHEEL! Dante: …Your point?

Nero: I can be your partner for the next race. Vergil: Sorry, Nero. It's a sibling race. Dante: Maybe there's a contest for lonely children after this. Vergil: It's only children, Dante. A lonely child is what you're gonna be when I sell you!

Dante: They called me the B-word. Vergil: Motherfucker doesn’t start with ‘b’.

Nero: If you’re going to suggest I try dropping twenty feet down a pitch dark tower in the hope of hitting a couple of greasy little steps which might not even still be there, you can forget it. Vergil: There is an alternative, then. Nero: Out with it. Vergil: You could drop five hundred feet down a pitch black tower and hit stones which certainly are there.

Vergil: If there’s one thing I learned from Dante, it’s to set people’s expectations real low, so you end up surprising them by practically doing nothing at all.

Nero, cowering in fear: What do you want from me?! Vergil, standing in front of Nero: bites into the whole KitKat bar like a heathen Nero, crying: Please…stop…

[detective-pigeon]

Arthur: No, it'd be against my moral compass.

John: YOUR FUCKING MORAL COMPASS IS A ROULETTE WHEEL!

[rozcdust]

Mikey: No, it’d be against my moral compass

Draken: YOUR FUCKING MORAL COMPASS IS A ROULETTE WHEEL

[thirteenashmctrash]

okay so i have gained a new species of spore for my collective brainrot and i have found the perfect selling pitch to drag everyone i care about down with me. if you know the show this is hilarious. if you haven't watched it pay attention:

the show's called leverage. you know how there's those crime serials that aren't good at all but we've all watched a little too much of at least one of them even though they are blatant copaganda which is morally terrible? take your favorite one of those, but remover the copaganda. all the characters are criminals but their only victim is capitalism. every cop in the show is stupid at best and blatantly corrupt to a disgusting level most of the time. there is just as much genuine and intelligent social commentary as this premise demands.

i sense i already have you hooked. i can make this better. stick with me for a minute on this: the character dynamic is a muppet movie but also the Scooby gang

stick with me here!

You have Parker, who fit into the Scooby gang as Scooby and would be played by Gonzo. her crime thing is that she is a cat burglar and she is very good at it. her skill with it is borderline slapstick (hence Scooby) and she is very autistic coded and misunderstood (hence Gonzo)

You've got Eliot, who is the Shaggy and is played by Sam Eagle. He is the brute force of the team and he wants you to think he is all serious and grimdark. but he loves making the employees and victims of their capitalist targets aware of unions and he is a big himbo. i say he is shaggy because he plays Parker's straight man, he has the second most cartoonlike abilities, and he has a passion for cooking

Hardison is Velma as played by Kermit. he is a geeky hacker with a passion for orange soda and he is the heart of the team. he gets overlooked as leader even though he is the driving force of everything they do. like Velma. he also has that trademark Kermit brand of slapstick and deadpanned humor in balance.

Sophie is Daphne as played by miss piggy. she is basically the world's best grifter, she usually the front man interacting with the target the most. she has that crazy streak and the self defense capacity that miss piggy and Daphne (when she's done right) both have. she also has the confidence and style.

Nate is Fred and he is the human character. Fred has "let's split up gang" and Nate has "then we have to steal *fill in the blank with something comedically unfit to finish the sentence*" Fred and Nate are both flat characters with the main trait "i think I'm the leader but my smart friend does all the work" and the main interest of "trapping and screwing over capitalists" he mainly gets to call himself the leader because he's the idea guy and he has an apartment. his role in the muppet analogy is the peak of my pitch if you're still here. because while this is definitely not the Christmas Carol, Nate is the human character because he is Ebenezer Scrooge if instead of being a capitalist, Scrooge was an alcoholic and instead of character growth he was just steadily losing his mind. his moral compass and general intelligence are on a roulette wheel that is spun at random intervals lasting from seconds to the occasional few hours. also he and Sophie have divorced parents of grown children syndrome and the other three are said children. in vibes, of course, they aren't actually related.

if anyone stayed with me through all of that you should seriously watch it. even if i sound like i pulled this all out of my ass. it's so good.

it's an actively anticapitalist, copaganda free crime show where you get to see fun characters beat up every thing bad in society and fuck it all over. it balances fun comedy and wild characters with serious topics and moments in a way that is very natural and genuine. it also has one of my favorite autistic coded characters, a positive and healthy relationship that develops in a way that feels natural to the characters (as well as a rockier one if you're into drama) and it is in the midst of what looks to be an actually well handled revival series with the original cast. i haven't caught up yet but I'm so excited for it. the original had 5 seasons and the revival is waiting to be renewed for season 3.

please go watch leverage. it's so good and it deserves more fans. also i want more fic and that next season

[sulemio-week-official]

Prospera: This goes against my moral compass. Miorine: Your fucking moral compass is a roulette wheel!

[overheardbyvarioustherapists]

Leo: I can't do that. It'd go against my moral compass. Sho: Your moral compass is a fucking roulette wheel.

[incorrectsmarvels]

Wade: No! It’s go against my moral compass!

Peter: You’re moral compass is a fucking roulette wheel!

[sleepycoffins-and-benhargreeves]

Klaus: I would never do that, it’s against my moral compass.

Ben: Your moral compass is a fucking roulette wheel.

[call-of-duty-incorrect-quotes]

Graves: That goes against my moral compass.

Ghost: Your moral compass is a fucking roulette wheel.