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fanaticalthings · 24 days

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While I do find it funny that henchmen in Gotham probably warn each other about the Red Hood because he's a bat who will actually kill you. I think it would be better if Jason was actually seen as some sort of savior or idol to like 90% of the goons scattered around Gotham. Doesn't matter who they work for, they all know Jason, former crime-lord that took over majority of Gotham's underground in one night.

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Jason, years after the events of UTRH, now fighting crime alongside the batfam, except every goon he runs into immediately recognizes him, stops fighting, and starts begging.

the first time it happens, Jason assumes they're begging for their lives only to hear them begging for him to return to the crime lord business so they can work for him and not Gotham's current money-stingy, abusive rogues (Black Mask lol)

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Jason showing up to patrol as backup for Dick in an overrun warehouse full of Two-Face's henchmen and as Jason's about to interfere, one of the men stops dead in their tracks and stares really hard at Jason until:

Goon: Oh my God, boss, is that you?

Jason, pulling out his guns, about to shoot:

Goon: Mr. Hood, sir???

Jason, halfway about to pull the trigger: Wait a min–Jeremy? Oh wow, it's been ages! How's the wife?

Goon (Jeremy): Oh my God it IS you, holy shit where have you BEEN? Me and the guys miss you, man!

Dick, with a knife at his throat: What is happening right now

Jason: Ahh, well, crime-lording just wasn't fitting in on the daily schedule. Tryna turn over a new leaf and all that

Goon (Jeremy): Aw, that's disappointing. We really liked working for you, right guys?

[Chorus of enthusiastic "YEAHS" from the rest of the henchmen (even the one holding Dick at knifepoint)]

Goon (Jeremy): Well, anyways, I can't beat you up knowing you're my old boss! You gave us the best health benefits! We'll just let you take the evidence and leave.

Jason: Aw, thanks guys :)

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And that's why 95% percent of Jason's missions in Gotham end in success. Not because he's willing to kill people or because rogues are terrified of him, but because 90% of the rogues' henchmen once worked for Jason and fuckin love him lol.

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hyolks · 5 months

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al's the kinda guy to wear sweater vests and oxfords <3

#fma #fullmetal alchemist #alphonse elric #fma al #fmab #fullmetal alchemist brotherhood #OK SO this is gonna be the start of my 30 day draw. but i work until late on the weekends. so its a test of my ability to draw post work.#also I'm inherently lazy #er. if i dont post . please know i tried my hardest #also throw back! i used to draw ppl holding bouquets all the time. i forgot my trade.....

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zaccrimart · 3 months

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art trade with @caelusart

#my art #zaccart #myart #not my oc #art trade #blue #illustration #idk if i should tag eye strain bc its so blue #tw: eye strain

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dingledraw · 2 months

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South Downs cottage fluff based on the Dolly Parton song “Berrypie” 🩷

#trade offer: sugar for sugar #I imagine Crowley is more comfortable showing affection through actions rather than words #but he loves that Aziraphale shows it through touch and praise #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable spouses #my fanart #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #good omens comic #south downs cottage #ineffable lovers #I talked to my friend about how I think how Crowley has a praise kink and she responded: doesn’t everyone?#and I went 🤔

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g00bergoo · 1 month

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My end of the Art Trade with @marmaladeclown! Sorry it took me so long 😭

Carnival au- @sm-baby

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birdean · 9 months

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The sins of the father will forever haunt the soul of his son

#jason todd #batman #my art #I’m not a digital painter by trade but I did my best

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rileyclaw · 1 year

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what if we kissed in the clouds , or whatever ahaha.

HAPPY BIPAN HUNTLOW CONFIRMATION DAY

#part of an art trade on twt!!!#the owl house #toh #toh spoilers #huntlow #willow park #hunter toh #oughhhhh hunntlow #explodes them with my brain #never ask me to draw mushy romance again this filled my quota for all of 2023 #gotta draw them crawling around on the floor next like bug #fanart #my art

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chinelacanta · 2 months

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i like to think that ever since they met it was mutually ON SIGHT bullying <3

they’re both losers (said with love)

#firm believer of shanks being the last to genuinely warm up to luffy but the one who loves him the most #its a dad and the cat situation #also luffy befriend ALL the other akagamis before shanks is so funny #shanks being like: this pint sized toddler is stealing my crew <:(((#thus the bullying instincts kick off #also also imagine like #shanks laughing and going :its ok they’re just entertaining a kid #and the akagamis are like: we’d trade you for him without second thought #their beloathed high maintenance captain who they unfortunately love #oughghhh i love the red hair pirates being luffys family hold on i need to have a quick cry abt it #monkey d luffy #red haired shanks #benn beckman #yasopp #lucky roux #red hair pirates #one piece #my art!!

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p12lysanderdelanne · 2 months

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4/13 art trade for @nomx33

this was stupid fun i loved the prompt

#4/13 art trade #homestuck #homestuck art #homestuck fanart #june egbert #j egbert #dad egbert #comic #the lion king #my art

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bigfatbreak · 1 month

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Juleka has some knowlage via Luka? Do tell? Is juleka a changling as well? Or some sort of runaway fae?

when Anarka was pregnant, she made a deal with a river fae to determine the gender of her child. She was presented with two blooms, one red and one white, and whichever she ate would result in the gender of her choice.

Being Anarka, she ultimately ate both, and ended up with twins.

she ate the white flower first, so Juleka is a normal human child (as far as she and anyone else knows for the time being) but Luka, her twin, is sort of magical. Kind of a Lindworm boy. Since Anarka ate both blooms instead of one, the fae of the river tried to steal Juleka as payment for deception, but Luka beat him in a musical contest and Juleka got to stay with her family.

as a result, due to his strange situation, Luka is not only aware of the whole "other magical people" thing, but is kind of one of them. Him and Juleka try to steer clear of them when they can, but now Juleka is in a class with a changeling ooooppsssss

#changeling au #luka couffaine #juleka couffaine #sass #my art #sass doesnt wear as much jewelry as other fae because he prefers to trade with kids. he likes kids; same way duusu does

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blood-starved-beast · 1 month

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Obsessed with the way that Nemesis would steal your money, buy items or boons you might need, destroy doors to rooms where you might get a beneficial boon or item.

And the only way for this to not happen? You have to be better than her at it.

I've bought the items she'll be watching in Charon's shop (she's like "hey!") or run ahead and got into the room I wanted to before she has a chance to, or beat her at her wager. Mel has to be more an asshole towards her than she is towards Mel.

Literally kudos to Supergiant for making an actual nemesis out of Nemesis lmao.

#Melinoe #Nemesis #melnem #yes :3 #hades 2 #hades II spoilers #hades II #then there's the moments where she offers something for you to trade #my favorite one is where she asks Mel to let her punch her (lose health) and get a soul tonic in turn lmao

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kailoweenie · 2 months

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Guys, would you have let him in?