#jason: are you sure your boss wont be mad?

[fanaticalthings]

While I do find it funny that henchmen in Gotham probably warn each other about the Red Hood because he's a bat who will actually kill you. I think it would be better if Jason was actually seen as some sort of savior or idol to like 90% of the goons scattered around Gotham. Doesn't matter who they work for, they all know Jason, former crime-lord that took over majority of Gotham's underground in one night.

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Jason, years after the events of UTRH, now fighting crime alongside the batfam, except every goon he runs into immediately recognizes him, stops fighting, and starts begging.

the first time it happens, Jason assumes they're begging for their lives only to hear them begging for him to return to the crime lord business so they can work for him and not Gotham's current money-stingy, abusive rogues (Black Mask lol)

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Jason showing up to patrol as backup for Dick in an overrun warehouse full of Two-Face's henchmen and as Jason's about to interfere, one of the men stops dead in their tracks and stares really hard at Jason until:

Goon: Oh my God, boss, is that you?

Jason, pulling out his guns, about to shoot:

Goon: Mr. Hood, sir???

Jason, halfway about to pull the trigger: Wait a min–Jeremy? Oh wow, it's been ages! How's the wife?

Goon (Jeremy): Oh my God it IS you, holy shit where have you BEEN? Me and the guys miss you, man!

Dick, with a knife at his throat: What is happening right now

Jason: Ahh, well, crime-lording just wasn't fitting in on the daily schedule. Tryna turn over a new leaf and all that

Goon (Jeremy): Aw, that's disappointing. We really liked working for you, right guys?

[Chorus of enthusiastic "YEAHS" from the rest of the henchmen (even the one holding Dick at knifepoint)]

Goon (Jeremy): Well, anyways, I can't beat you up knowing you're my old boss! You gave us the best health benefits! We'll just let you take the evidence and leave.

Jason: Aw, thanks guys :)

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And that's why 95% percent of Jason's missions in Gotham end in success. Not because he's willing to kill people or because rogues are terrified of him, but because 90% of the rogues' henchmen once worked for Jason and fuckin love him lol.

[zodiyack]

Just A Little Different

Requested by @rolls-and-rolex: Could you a possibly do a thomas shelby fic where it's a male reader, and the reader is taller than thomas, but has kind of a jason momoa vibe to him, so muscular, tall, and short, but wild hair that wont stay down? And tommy takes him to meet his family and they question him about his personal life and he doesnt like that? Its kind of long, if you cant do it that's fine! Thank you so much❤

Pairing: Thomas Shelby x Male!reader

Warnings: Swearing, angst, mad little sisters

Note: This was a tad hard for me to write, but I got it done lmao- I hope it’s okay! Also I dunno if my female readers wanted to be tagged, but I’m not gonna assume- sorry if you didn’t want to be tagged!

Taglist: @captivatedbycillianmurphy​, @stydia-4-ever​, @matth1w​, @redspaceace​, @simonsbluee​, @jenepleurepasbaby​, @peakysputain​

Masterlist | Peaky Blinders Masterlist

Thomas smirked, chuckling under his breath as the male next to him fidgeted with his hair, pressing it down, combing it back, even trying to gel it like the other males of Birmingham.

“Oh shut it.” He grunted, still trying to find a way to calm his mane.

“I can’t help it, Y/n, you try and try yet you can’t seem to learn that your hair simply enjoys being free.”

“I’m meeting your family, trying to look nice, and you tease me about my hair?” He scoffed, moving to adjust his outfit.

“Well, why do you care so much about your attire? Exteriors hardly matter unless you want to make a deal, and I don’t think you plan on making deals with my family, do you?” He put out his cigarette, walking over to the mirror and squinting. He reached over to Y/n and fixed his hair the way it seemed only he could style it.

“How’d you do that?”

“Simple.” Tommy shrugged. “Your hair falls into place right there, you move it, I move it back.”

“Oh... So then why do I move it in the first place?”

“I’m afraid I do not have the answer to that. Anyways, it’s time to go, come on.” He turned, chuckling yet again at his lover’s attempts of getting his coat on. “Here,” he helped him, smoothing it out once he finished, “now, are you done overreacting?”

“I hardly call that overreacting. But, to answer your question, yes.” The walked out the door, rushing to the gambling shop and mumbling reassurances to one another.

Y/n seemed alright, but Tommy was the one who was nervous. The door opened. Y/n squeezed Thomas’ hand, noticing his nervousness, something not many people could do. His family smiled, welcoming Y/n and Tommy to one of the tables in the room.

“So, who’s this?”

“This is Y/n. He’s uh... well, he’s the person I’m seeing.”

The smile dropped from Esme’s face, Arthur chuckled slightly at her confusion, “is this a joke?”

“Nope. He’s quite right. I assume you’re...Esme?”

John raised his hand, “Yeah um, question, which one’s the bottom and which one’s the top?” He snickered as Polly smacked his shoulder warningly.

“That’s none of your business, brother.” Tommy kept his cool, drinking from the glass in his hand and ignoring his brother’s sexual question. “Anyone else have stuff they’d like to ask?”

“Yeah, what do you do for a living? They don’t hire a lot of people who’re...like you...”

“A homosexual? Yeah, I know. I do work with Tommy. Whatever he lets me do, I do it and get payed for it. Kind of useful, having your lover as your boss.”

“So you’re the bottom?”

Y/n’s jaw clenched visibly. He adjusted his collar, a sign most people recognized as uncomfortably.

“Again, none of your concern.” Thomas reached beside him, grabbing Y/n’s hand and rubbing it soothingly. “Anyone with a question not related to his sexuality?”

“Would you like some whiskey?” Polly raised her brows, smiling at the sigh of relief that came from Y/n’s mouth.

“Sure, that’d be lovely. Thank you Mrs. Shelby.”

Polly stood up and headed to the kitchen, “It’s Gray, dear, but you’re very welcome.”

“Oh! Yes, Polly Gray, my apologies!”

“No need to Apologize, Y/n.” She smiled widely, having returned and handing the bottle to Y/n with a welcoming hug. “It’s a pleasure to finally meet you.”

“Shit.” John chuckled, “Yep. Okay, you’re definitely the bottom-”

“Oh shut up John! Can’t you see that that’s bothering him!” Ada spoke up for the first time. Or rather, yelled. She looked to her younger brother with an expression none of her family members had seen previously. She was furious and if it was not obvious before, it sure was now.

“Stay out of his personal life and mind your own fucking business! Whether he or Tommy has any position of dominance in their sexual relationship is, as Tom said, none of your concern! Our brother is seeing a man, the man would enjoy some form of privacy! Either respect that or keep your fucking damned trap shut!”

Silence closed in, the tension rather awkward. Ada was red and her breathing was off, but at least her point had gotten across. It was a small chunk of time before anyone spoke a word, Y/n being the first to break the horrible tension.

Y/n smirked slightly, reaching for the glass of whiskey on the table, “Thank you, ...Ada, right?”

“Yes.. And really, it was no big deal, Y/n. John needs to learn to keep his big hairy nose out of other people’s business.” John scoffed but ignored Ada’s comment. 

Y/n, on the other hand, chuckled softly. “Want some?”, he shook the bottle gently, pointing at her glass with his other hand.

“Yes please. Thank you, Y/n.”

“Anytime, Ada.” He leaned back in his seat next to Tommy. Y/n whispered to his beloved with a small chuckle, “I’m loving your family already.”

“I think they’re feeling the same. Just took Ada to get them to notice that you’re just a little different.”

“What’s so wrong with being different?” Tommy shrugged. “Exactly. Nothing...” Y/n filled his glass, as well as Tommy’s, again. “To being different.” Their glasses clinked as Thomas’ repeated the cheer.

“To being different.”

[uncpanda]

Forgotten Birthday

Description: Being best friends with Bruce Wayne is never boring. Out of order snippets of your life with your best friend. 

Part 1

“Seriously, Aunt Y/N it’s not a big deal.” 

You ignore your pseudo nephew and continue up the stairs to his room. “I have two hours before I have to be at work kid. Put some pep in your step. Let’s move.” 

Dick groans, as you move towards his closet, “Seriously Aunt Y/N. I really don’t need your help picking out an outfit for my date.” 

You’re already neck deep in his closet, “This is your first date in over a year. Your first date with someone who isn’t Barbra. You need help.” 

“I really don’t.” 

You stick your head out of the closet to look at him, “Do I need to remind you of the Discowing suit? The Hawaian Shirts? What about the mullets?” 

“That was for Halloween. I was going as Magnum PI.” 

You slump, “I have failed you nephew. Did anyone even get that reference.” 

There’s a moment of silence before he says, “Nope.” 

You nodd and stick your head back in his closet before pulling out possibly the worst thing you can find, “Crocs? Who hurt you so much in this life?” 

At nineteen years old he whines, “Aunt Y/N.” 

You toss out a freshly pressed shirt, slacks, and dress shoes, “Wear that. Do not add anything to it.” 

And with that you leave him behind. You stop by Tim’s room, knock twice, storm in, remove the headphones from his head, and then force him to shlump over to his bed. Once he’s in you move back downstairs, and slide a now finished lasagna into the freezer to be stored until it’s needed. 

When Damian stomps by, Katana in hand, you pluck it from his hand and replace it with a cookie. He stares at you, “Alfred just had the topiaries redone. I’m saving your ass.” 

He thanks you and then proceeds to eat his cookie. You’re stuffing things back into your purse when Jason shows up, “What are you doing here.” 

“You know kid, I don’t know how I’d get by without the overwhelming amount of love you show me.” 

He laughs, “You’re supposed to be working.” 

“Not for another hour and a half.” 

“Aunt Y/N.” 

“Alfred asked me to stop by. He’s still out of town with his mom, and Bruce is God knows where.” 

“Work.” 

“That could mean anything. So, like I was saying, Alfred asked me to stop by to make sure the house hadn’t burned down. Now I must fly like the wind.” 

You’re three hours into the dinner shift when someone sends their food back for the fourth time. Beyond incensed that someone would send your food back, you storm out and to the table. You scowl at what’s waiting for you. 

Bruce grins, “You lasted one more time than last time. You’re getting better.” 

You cross your arms and glare, “I’m going to tell Alfred.” 

“How old are you?” 

“The same age as you, but I’ve aged much more gracefully.” 

“Obviously. Take a seat.” 

“I would, but some of us have to work.” 

“You’ve assembled a staff you’ve bragged about consistently for the past six months. Take five minutes.” 

“My boss will get mad.” 

“No, she wont.”

“And you know this how?” 

“I bought the restaurant.” 

You groan and slump down into the seat across from him, “Bruce.” 

“You need better hours.” 

You thump your forehead down onto the table, “No, I have to find a new job.” 

He nudges you, “Don’t be dramatic.” 

“I’m not Bruce. I don’t want you as a boss.” 

“You won’t have me as a boss. But I am hiring someone new to manage the place. The old one, who I just fired, was laundering money for one of the local cartels. He’ll be getting a visit tonight.” 

You pick your head up, “So, you didn’t do this for me?” 

He ponders that for a second before saying, “Partly. I did it to ensure your safety. Plus it makes a good birthday gift.” 

Your head shoots up, “Excuse me?”

He rolls his eyes, “Of course you forgot. It’s your birthday Y/N.” 

“So you bought me a restaurant?” 

“I bought me a restaurant, and I’m putting you in charge.” he smiles at you, “Get me your ideas for the place by the end of the week.” 

Someone sticks their head out of the kitchen and calls for you. Bruce tosses his head, “Go.” 

You stand up, “Send your food back again and I will kick your ass.” 

“I’d like to see you try.” 

Six hours later you exit the kitchen, fully exhausted, and not quite believing that Bruce just gave you a restaurant. When you walk out into the dining room, Bruce is still there, surrounded by the boys, with a sheet cake from only God knows where. This is the best birthday you’ve ever forgotten. 

[thisbibliomaniac]

Would you hate me if I asked for all 200?

 I could never hate you my darling !

200: My crush’s name is: ohhhh I’m not posting that here XD

199: I was born in: hell 

198: I am really: average 197: My cellphone company is: stupid 196: My eye color is: brown 195: My shoe size is: inconvenient 194: My ring size is: 7 on my ring finger, 8 on my middle finger 193: My height is: 5′5″192: I am allergic to: according to my most recent rescan, egg yolks, corn starch, and ... something else 191: My 1st car was: a windstar 190: My 1st job was: ice cream shop! 189: Last book you read: Pride and Prejudice. loved it 188: My bed is: blue, green, purple, and pink 187: My pet: obi, who is so cute 186: My best friend: amazing wonderful beautiful incredible 185: My favorite shampoo is: maui vanilla 184: Xbox or ps3: nintendo 64183: Piggy banks are: for collecting cool money 182: In my pockets: scrunchie and box cutter 181: On my calendar: seeing @dangerously-human asap! 180: Marriage is: unlikely 179: Spongebob can: die 178: My mom: cool beans 177: The last three songs I bought were? these boots were made for walking, 9-5, idk probably something by kelly clarkson 176: Last YouTube video watched: steven crowder on the catholic boys. worth the watch 175: How many cousins do you have? oh gosh. so many. i was gonna add them up, but honestly? there’s at least 40, and aint nobody got time to mentally run through the whole family 174: Do you have any siblings? yes 173: Are your parents divorced? no 172: Are you taller than your mom? lol yes 171: Do you play an instrument? piano 170: What did you do yesterday? worked :/[ I Believe In ]169: Love at first sight: nope 168: Luck: i joke about it, but not really 167: Fate: no 166: Yourself: heck no 165: Aliens: nope 164: Heaven: of course 163: Hell: definitely 162: God: absolutely 161: Horoscopes: absolutely not 160: Soul mates: yes 159: Ghosts: no 158: Gay Marriage:  nope 157: War: yes 156: Orbs: ? 155: Magic: cats are magic [ This or That ]154: Hugs or Kisses: hugs 153: Drunk or High: neither 152: Phone or Online: phone 151: Red heads or Black haired: ahhhh. both 150: Blondes or Brunettes: brunettes 149: Hot or cold: cold 148: Summer or winter: nether D:147: Autumn or Spring: autumn 146: Chocolate or vanilla: vanilla 145: Night or Day: night 144: Oranges or Apples: apples 143: Curly or Straight hair: curly 142: McDonalds or Burger King: ew neither 141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: milk140: Mac or PC: pc always 139: Flip flops or high heals: both!!138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: ugly and sweet are not mutually exclusive 137: Coke or Pepsi: pepsi 136: Hillary or Obama: haahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha135: Burried or cremated: idk i wont be there 134: Singing or Dancing: singing 133: Coach or Chanel: walmart 132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: taylor hicks!!!!! 131: Small town or Big city: in between 130: Wal-Mart or Target: both 129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: adam sandler 128: Manicure or Pedicure: manicure 127: East Coast or West Coast: east coast 126: Your Birthday or Christmas: neither 125: Chocolate or Flowers: both 124: Disney or Six Flags: disney 123: Yankees or Red Sox: Indians [ Here’s What I Think About ]122: War: a necessary evil 121: George Bush: i was like 12 so 120: Gay Marriage: wicked 119: The presidential election: ridiculous 118: Abortion: murder 117: MySpace: useless 116: Reality TV: depends on the show 115: Parents: not really sure how to answer this 114: Back stabbers: dump them 113: Ebay: sneaky 112: Facebook: another necessary evil 111: Work: the most necessary of the greatest evil 110: My Neighbors: enigmas 109: Gas Prices: too high 108: Designer Clothes: why? 

107: College: not for everyone 106: Sports: baseball is the best 105: My family: wild104: The future: D: [ Last time I ]103: Hugged someone: my coworker hugged me yesterday 102: Last time you ate: got shish tawook earlier 101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: havent really seen anyone 100: Cried in front of someone: i dont do that 99: Went to a movie theater: couple weeks ago 98: Took a vacation: went to see stell and danger 97: Swam in a pool: a looong time ago 96: Changed a diaper: longer ago 95: Got my nails done: never have 94: Went to a wedding: probably a cousin? so also a long time ago 93: Broke a bone: never 92: Got a peircing: ears 8 years ago 91: Broke the law: i do not do that either !90: Texted: stell just now [ MISC ]89: Who makes you laugh the most: @identityconstellations88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: solitude 87: The last movie I saw: far from the madding crowd 86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: seeing danger 85: The thing im not looking forward to: work on monday 84: People call me: boring 83: The most difficult thing to do is: exist 82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: never 81: My zodiac sign is: nothing 80: The first person i talked to today was: my mom 79: First time you had a crush: high school 78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: i can hide from anyone ;) 77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: usually do 76: Right now I am talking to: stell 75: What are you going to do when you grow up: uhhhhhhh74: I have/will get a job: hopefully never again, but thats not my luck 73: Tomorrow: bible study! 72: Today: shish tawook 71: Next Summer: who knows 70: Next Weekend: sleep 69: I have these pets: obi, walker, punky, daisy, loki, and lady 68: The worst sound in the world: nails on a chalkboard 67: The person that makes me cry the most is: no one 66: People that make you happy:my friends 65: Last time I cried: idek 64: My friends are: amazing 63: My computer is: dependable 62: My School: over and done with 61: My Car: adorable 60: I lose all respect for people who: give up their pets , especially for petty reasons 59: The movie I cried at was: oh goodness i dont know 58: Your hair color is: red 57: TV shows you watch: so many 56: Favorite web site: i dont think i like any of them 55: Your dream vacation: paris 54: The worst pain I was ever in was: 53: How do you like your steak cooked: medium 52: My room is: purple 51: My favorite celebrity is: oh goodness i have no idea . tom hiddleston probably 50: Where would you like to be: ireland 49: Do you want children: yes48: Ever been in love: no 47: Who’s your best friend: stell 46: More guy friends or girl friends: girl friends 45: One thing that makes you feel great is: being with cats 44: One person that you wish you could see right now: any of my friends 43: Do you have a 5 year plan: no 42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: no 41: Have you pre-named your children: no 40: Last person I got mad at: my boss 39: I would like to move to: ireland 38: I wish I was a professional: nothing. i dont want to be a professional anything. i hate working for other people. they suck. every single one. [ My Favorites ]37: Candy: reeses pieces36: Vehicle: corrola 35: President: RAND PAUL 202034: State visited: hawaii 33: Cellphone provider: they all suck 32: Athlete: jason kipnis 31: Actor: tom hiddleston 30: Actress: sandra bullock 29: Singer: lea salonga 28: Band: needtobreathe27: Clothing store: walmart 26: Grocery store: walmart 25: TV show: the office 24: Movie: so many 23: Website: already asked 22: Animal: cats 21: Theme park: not really a theme park fan 20: Holiday: reformation day 19: Sport to watch: baseball! 18: Sport to play: bowling 17: Magazine: none 16: Book: madman 15: Day of the week: friday 14: Beach: the one in jersey stell and i went to last year 13: Concert attended: tobymac and brandon heath together 12: Thing to cook: snickerdoodles 11: Food: shish tawook 10: Restaurant: idek 9: Radio station: majic 105.7

8: Yankee candle scent: cinnamon 7: Perfume: honeysuckle 6: Flower: roses 5: Color: pink 4: Talk show host: regis philban XD 3: Comedian: probably john mulaney 2: Dog breed: pitbull 1: Did you answer all these truthfully?  yiss 

thanks dan