#not a got blog

[void-drifter]

it’s cheaper to buy vegetables here

[hellsitegenetics]

WHY ARE YOU MARKED RED ON SHINIGAMI, WTF DID U DO

i cant even post moths anymore. because of woke

[aphel1on]

nothinggg better than torturing an emotionally repressed character until every single trauma they've ever refused to process starts spilling uncontrollably out of the cracks. like a matryoshka doll situation of repressed trauma and baby you better believe i'm going in there with a hammer

[penroseparticle]

"Pride is not a party"

Yes the fuck it is, stop being a baby

Yes pride is a riot and a fight and yadda yadda yadda but you are not revolutionary for sucking the joy out of queerness. Sometimes, pride is a party. It is a celebration of the fact that we are here, we're queer, and we're not going anywhere. And that is just as important as throwing bricks and fighting cops, actually.

If your activism doesn't allow you to enjoy the fruits of your labors you will burn out babe. Go suck some dick. Hit on that lesbian. Get the faggy haircut!!! Dance, for the love of god.

[despazito]

Adult website and period tracker

[quei]

The ultimate lifeform vs shadow

[eggwishing]

I ONCE TRIED TO WASH THAT SCUFFED OLD THING WHILE HE WAS TAKING ONE OF HIS NAPS, BUT WHEN I TOOK IT OFF HE WAS WEARING ANOTHER IDENTICAL ONE UNDERNEATH! AND ANOTHER! I GOT THROUGH TEN MORE LAYERS OF THE SAME THING BEFORE HE WOKE UP. I WAS SO FRUSTRATED! WHERE DID HE EVEN GET THOSE FROM? THEY ALL EVEN HAD THE SAME STAINS!!

[ironrea]

s/o motivation

them zipping up your dress before an event (or vice versa)

running your hands through their hair while they lay their head in your lap

them racing around the house helping you look for something you lost

creating a shared playlist together

loudly singing together no matter how bad you guys sound

splitting up chores and helping the other

tying their tie before an event

holding hands while walking through paparazzi

them having their hand on your thigh (or the other way around) or just holding hands under the awards show table

them tearing up during your award acceptance speech

them not being able to keep their hands off of you

the hugs from behind

them laughing into your neck after you say something

them pushing you into a pool and laughing but then asking if you’re okay

splashing each other in the water

chasing each other around

them throwing you over their shoulder or bridal style spinning you around

just laughing together.

them taking off your makeup and helping you out of your clothes when you’re too tired

you helping them out of their clothes when they’re too tired

taking a shower together just wanting to help clean and care for each other

taking care of them when they’re sick

them taking care of you when you’re sick

both of you being so tired you just sit in silence and hold each other

giving them a nickname no one else can use

you both alternating driving during a long trip so both of you can rest

knowing what the other is thinking based off a look

knowing what the other is feeling without saying anything

waking up to them peacefully sleeping with messy hair

them coming home and just resting their head on you

watching edits of each other and sending them back and forth

their face lighting up as soon as your name is mentioned

[timelessmulder]

These people have to be stopped

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Tried to tip a tumblr blog at 1am and it was such a suspicious transaction it immediately put a full fraud freeze on my account

Fortunately, banks no longer just ask 'did you make that transaction' they want to make sure you weren't scammed into making that transaction and 5mins after their call will give away all your money anyway.

This is an honest to goodness life saving movement and I cannot be happier banks are adopting it

Unfortunately, it meant I had to have the most embarrassing financial call of my life

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Me: Ah yeah I was just trying to tip a tumblr blog

Cash: right and were you directed there by a Facebook link? An Instagram advert?

Me: no I was just on tumblr...on purpose

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Caah: and this person asked you for money?

Me: oh no they just had a funny story, which happened to be about money and I thought, "wouldn't it be funny if I tipped them"

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Me: * covering a reblog by reblog update on the adventures my mutual was having *

Cash: okay I don't think that can actually happen though..

Me: It might not have, but i was happy to tip them just because it was funny

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Cash: and how well do you think you know this person?

Me: *considers explaining how much I know about a beloved mutual without ever knowing their name or face* ... I have no idea who this person is

I think in the end Cash decided there was no saving me from myself

[faeofdusk]

and he has a mullet

[relaxingifs]

Fantasia (1940) - The Pastoral Symphony

[aphel1on]

AuDHD is so funny sometimes like what do you mean my hyperfixations/special interests will last for years on end or possibly forever but they will cycle out every month or two with absolutely no transitional period or warning. like i will think about the same topic every day obsessively for 46 days in a row and on the 47th day with no visible cause adhd brain goes "ok! bored of that now" and autism brain goes "dw i got something queued up for ya" and i blast into full blown obsession on some other topic whose mental file folders haven't opened in 9 months. brain's out here treating hyperfixations like a crop rotation. once the dopamine runs out it cycles in another one but once something's in the rotation it never ever leaves. last summer we brought in one from when i was 11. it's so funny to me but frustrating too bc like. i cannot stress enough my inability to predict or control this. or how completely abrupt and random it can be

EDIT: seems this is more common among ND people than i thought, and probably not limited to AuDHD specifically :] i was just describing my own experiences and didn't expect this post to blow up, so don't take me for an authority, but i'm glad it resonated with so many of y'all

[bimmyjimmy]

Look at my spring :)

[fivehundredsporks]

[shittyutmv]