#oh he’s so 😞🌟

[hamilando]

ੈ✩ Sainz Jr’s Jr? (smau) ੈ✩

pairing : carlos saint x fem reader

summary : the latest addition to the sainz family !

tw : fluff

fc: Erva Arslan *she is so pretty-*

a/n : thank you so much to @animeandf1lover for suggesting this ! Also, in now way have I tried to offend any religion, I do not have much knowledge and tried my best to include a Muslim reader according to the request ! The photos are all from Erva’s Instagram.

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y/nsainz Ferrari wife attendance for Silverstone !! @ carlosainz55

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user1 she is so pretty!!

user2 I NEED HER CLOSET !!

user3 I love how simple yet elegant her outfits look 😞

charlesleclerc pls tell me you will make the baklava for us !

y/nsainz only if we get a podium !!

user4 she is carlos's wife ? ( new fan here 🫷🏻)

user5 yup, married for almost a year now, they met in Abu Dhabi Gp !

alexandramieux Waiting for the baklava !!!

y/nsainz anyday for you love !!

user6 I need her cooking skills 🤜🏻

user7 carlos homie got lucky fr

carlosainz55 I can't concentrate on the race when I have a wife looking this good ❤️

y/nsainz you better or the couch looks like an amazing option

landonorris my lovely sister in law 🫶🏻

y/nsainz you should visit us in Spain, I will make you the best food 🫶🏻 landonorris booking my tickets 🤜🏻

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y/nsainz a year of red and hues ❤️

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user1 if only couple goals had a face 🫷🏻

charlesleclerc can’t believe it’s been a year since you joined Ferrari Family !!

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user2 and in a year they will leave the Ferrari family too 😭

user3 don’t remind me 😭🥹

landonorris Y/N, please find me a wife too, even I want a post like this ☺️

y/nsainz Lando, you are too young! landonorris I AM THE SAME AGE AS YOU WHEN YOU GOT MARRIED TO THAT IDIOT ! y/nsainz point.

user4 lando’s inner thoughts be speaking-

user5 did y/n indirectly call Carlos an idiot ? 💀

user6 he is one though 🤷🏻‍♂️

carlosainz55 and to many more ❤️

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maxverstappen1 Congratulations 🙌🏻

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francisca.gnomes can’t believe it’s been a year since the most beautiful wedding 🥹

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y/nsainz Elyas Carlos Sainz 🌟

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y/nsainz Baby daddy duties 💪🏻

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lewishamilton good to see he is taking care of you 💛

y/nsainz ofc, we wouldn't want to turn the threaten to reality, also thank you so much letting roscoe spend time with me lewishamilton roscoe is just a call away !

landonorris BEST UNCLE ATTENDANCE 🙌🏻

charlesleclerc oh hell nah y/nsainz now before this blows up, you both are amazing uncles !!

landonorris just bought him clothes

charlesleclerc just bought him a van-cleef landonorris just bought him a mini racing car charlesleclerc just bought him a Ferrari carlossainz55 mate, let my son grow some legs before he steps on any of those two cars 😊

y/nsainz the audacity of you two to not buy anything for the mother! Max, you are the best ❤️

maxverstappen1 it was all Kelly’s idea 🙌🏻 kellypiquet you deserve it Y/N! landonorris oh god. Max back off

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y/nsainz video calls ft. Uncle Charles

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scuderiaferrari The uncle and dad raising the future world champion !

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user1 the same champion whose father you kicked out 👀

user2 is it possible to be jealous of a 3 month old ?

user3 no. Having Carlos Saina as your father, Y/N Sainz as your mother and the whole f1 grid as your family, is certainly soemthing to be jealous of 🤷🏻‍♂️

charlesleclerc Elyas first word would definitely be Uncle !

y/nsainz get in line, Charles Leclerc.

user4 oh gawd, the full name and FULL STOP !

carlossainz55 my life ❤️

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[csainzoperator]

smooth operator ☆

summary: y/n leclerc spending her summer in spain, with a special someone. but everyone is going crazy! who is this special someone???

(carlos sainz x celebrity!reader)

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summer break has been enchanting 🐚🌊 liked by carlossainz55, charles_leclerc, pierregasly and 92,928 others

landonorris without me??? 😞😞

- y/nusername next time, bestie 🤞🏼

- cqrlando NAH BYE NOT LANDO BEING A GREEDY BSF 🖐🏼

f1wags WHO IS THAT MAN

charles_leclerc first summer without your annoying ass 🙄

- charlesf1goat UM IF THAT'S NOT CHARLES?? QUEEN ARE YOU SOFT LAUNCHING RN??

- y/nusername you can just tell me that you missed me, lechair ‼️

carlossainz55 🌟

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- f1islife UM GUYS ARE YOU SEEING THIS

- chillisainz what. does. that. mean.

- lechair16 GUYS NEW COUPLE??

pierregasly nice cap, hermano

- f1gossip HERMANO???

-y/nusername ikr, i got him that 😋

- carlosssred HOLY MOTHER. IS THAT SAINZ?

lilymhe so pretty, my love 😫

- alex_albon say what now

- y/nusername besos, lily 💋

- carlossainz55 🤨

- f1girly RAH STOP YALL SEEING THIS??

new gossip in the paddock. it is said that carlos sainz has been seen spending his summer break with y/n leclerc. is it true or are the fans going crazy?

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don't wanna leave, ever. :/ liked by charles_leclerc, lewishamilton, carlossainz55 and 1, 27, 928 others

lilymhe MOTHER IS MOTHERING OH MY GOD

- y/nusername STOP I LOVE YOU

carlossainz55 mamma mia

- y/nusername oh please 🖐🏼

- carlandooo UM???? THIS JUST CONFIRMS IT.

lewishamilton bro never misses back day

y/nusername has liked this comment

- ln4team LEWIS WHAT DO YOU KNOW. PLS SPILL

- y/nislove OH MY GOD???

no1ynlover wow. guys. she's so pretty i cannot

carlossainz55 has posted!

home :) liked by y/nusername, charles_leclerc, landonorris and 108,89,829 others

landonorris wow i hate you guys for leaving me all alone

-carlossainz55 love you too, mate

- carlosxlando guys??? didn't he tell y/n something similar?

- landonorizz LANDO OUT HERE EXPOSING RN

carlandohoes GUYS THAT'S Y/N 100%

- f1wags what if they are on a friendly trip?

- smoooooth GIRL WHO ARE YOU GASLIGHTING RN 💀🖐🏼

y/nusername ORAAAANGES ‼️

- carlossainz55 no shit sherlock

- f1gossip HELP. i feel like my girl y/n gets bullied in this relationship 😭

- carlosschili ITS SO CUTE THO

fresh news. carlos sainz's latest post includes a woman, who most likely is y/n leclerc. the new couple are keeping it private but are surely not hesitating to show each other off as sainz has also made special appearances on y/n's latest posts.

y/nusername has posted!

my smooth operator <3 liked by carlossainz55, charles_leclerc, landonorris and 99,828 others

charles_leclerc *pretends to be shocked* omg congrats guys!

landonorris THERE ARE KIDS ON THIS APP

- maxverstappen1 i told you to delete instagram 🙄

carlossainz55 te quiero, amor 🧸

- y/nusername BESOS 💋

f1wags IM GOING INSANE OMG

carlandooo CRYING THEY'RE SO CUTE AND PERFECT TOGETHER

lilymhe carlossainz55 YOU STOLE MY GIRL

- carlossainz55 she has literally been my girl since forever wym.

- f1fansss I CAN'T. "my girl" SQUEALING

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[lilirari]

🧋 everyone thinks pedri should stop pining for you because you 'don't give a f*ck' about him but they don't know what your actual relationship with the footballer is.

💌 pedri gonzález x fem! joao felix's bff! reader (social media au)

🌟 cw : pedri being a total simp, cheesy pick-up lines, translated spanish & portuguese sentences, timelines don't matter

💭 author's note : this is for my beloved pookie @leclercloml ! ilysm <3 idk if the ending parts make sense but please just bear with it 😞

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📍 new york city, usa

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yourinstagram the wind was a paid actor

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pedri 😍😍😍

pedri eres la chica más hermosa que he visto en mi vida.

pedri i ought to complain to spotify for you not being named this week's hottest single

-> spotify complaint received 😉

-> user59 oh spotify's definitely on the pedri x y/n agenda

pedri do you happen to have a band-aid ? i just scrapped my knees falling for you

-> yourinstagram deserved fall down again

-> user80 HELPDHSHDHSHDH WHY IS SHE LIKE THIS

-> user44 poor pedri but this is kind of funny 😭

jennaortega my favourite girl (⁠ ⁠˘⁠ ⁠³⁠˘⁠)

mikkykiemeney 🫶🫶🫶

saraguendogan gorgeous !!!

user45 the way two of the most popular barça wags are in her comments.. joão really must've introduced her to everyone in barça by now 😭

joaofelix79 minha linda melhor amiga 🥰

-> yourinstagram te amo joao 🫶

user33 babe wake up pedrizz gonzález is in the comments of y/n's post again

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📍 ibiza

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yourinstagram i love pink <3

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pedri and i love you 🥰😘

-> yourinstagram ew

pedri ¿dónde has estado toda mi vida? 😍

pedri if beauty was a crime, you would've been sentenced for life in prison

-> user11 omg this is actually so good y/n please accept his love 😞

emmamyers 🩷🩷🩷

ferrantorres ❤️

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joaofelix79 my prettiest girl 🫶

-> yourinstagram joao best boy !!!

user34 pedri should just stop trying to win y/n's heart man she clearly has no interest in him he's just wasting his time..

user50 i want a friendship like y/n and joão's 🥹

user96 is something going on between y/n and ferran ?? 🤔

user23 wait i'm a new barça fan and i came from x after seeing a post about pedri commenting on this girl's post.. who is she exactly ?

-> user22 she's y/n l/n, an upcoming model and also the bff of joão félix ! ^^

-> user23 ooh she's so pretty i get why pedri wants her lol

user82 huh ?? wasn't y/n in new york like literally yesterday ? how is she already in ibiza 😭

-> user25 queen's working so hard fr 😞

user75 pedrito i know you'll get the girl of your dreams someday i'm rooting for you !!!

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📍 lisbon, portugal

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yourinstagram on a trip with my girls (there's an imposter among us)

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pedri quisiera ser joyero para poder apreciar un diamante como tú todos los días 🤍

-> yourinstagram bro please stop before i block you 🧍‍♀️

-> user77 pedri i think you should listen to her y/n can be absolutely ruthless 😭

pedri ok but why did joão get invited and i didn't ?

-> yourinstagram bc you're not one of the girls ???

-> pedri and joão is ??

-> yourinstagram yeah !!! ☺️

-> joaofelix79 i was forced to tag along against my own will, hermano 😞

mikkykiemeney had so much fun with you, love ! 🫶

annalewandowska thanks for inviting me, angel ❤️

joaofelix79 who's the best tour guide & chauffeur ??

-> yourinstagram you are !! 🥰🥰 thanks for making this trip fun and memorable, amor 🫶

-> joaofelix79 yeah yeah i accept thanks only in cash and credit

saraguendogan 💋💋

taia_belloli mi novia 🥰

user23 AHHH Y/N WITH THE BARÇA WAGS

user81 OMG THOSE POOL PICTURES OF Y/N AND SARA ARE SO PRETTY

user43 wait does this mean y/n is a barça wag ?

-> user19 i don't think so but i also won't be surprised if she's dating one of the guys

-> user01 nah, i think she just got really close with the wags because of félix

user99 MOTHER IS MOTHERING !!!

user45 MY WIVES 💅

user55 can pedri please just give up on pursuing y/n.. she's CLEARLY not interested in you bro

-> pedri 🙉

-> user39 shut up man he clearly doesn't give a fuck about what people like you are saying

user26 no bc are we sure joão and y/n are not dating ?

-> user34 yep pretty sure

-> user84 they sure are sus for two best friends who call each other 'amor' and say 'ily' to e/o all the time

-> user07 i'm sure it's just in a platonic way, man

-> user02 what ? can't two people of the opposite gender say ily and still be only friends ? this is just a healthy friendship bro

user43 y/n please notice pedri and treat him properly challenge 😞🙏

user46 AHHH i hope joão showed them all the best places in lisbon ❤️🇵🇹

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📍 paris, france

🎼 my love mine all mine : mitski

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yourinstagram bts for the photoshoot of a new magazine cover for vogue ! oh, and i got some flowers today ;) 💐

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joaofelix79 nice flowers

joaofelix79 who's that man though 👀

-> yourinstagram idk you tell me 🫣

jennaortega already omw to pre-order 1000 copies of the magazine

-> yourinstagram please i love you 😭🫶

gigihadid perfection 🫶

-> yourinstagram love u gigi

heidiklum 🤍🖤

konichan7 🥰

adrianalima xoxo 💋

_ferminlopez 🤭

-> user77 ariana what are you doing here

user34 some of the biggest names in the modelling industry are here in the comments... y/n really has come so far i'm so proud of you girl 🥹

user27 here for y/n's famous era !!!

user97 our prettiest princess !!! we love you y/n 💌

user36 SIS IS THAT A MAN I SEE BEHIND YOU 😧

user05 don't be shy y/n show us a picture of the man in the second slide

user72 the song... the picture... the flowers... HAVE WE LOST Y/N TO A MAN ???

user55 um guys where's pedri ?

-> user78 EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING

-> user40 WHERE'S OUR GOLDEN BOY AND HIS SHITTY PICK-UP LINES

user95 pedri's @ is not there in the likes...

user33 no cringey pick-up line comments from pedri and he's not in the likes either.. what's happening..

user67 i'm guessing that man must be her bf ??

user15 well ig at least we all know that the man with her is not pedri since he's nowhere to be found 🤷‍♀️

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📍 barcelona, spain

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yourinstagram hi barcelona

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joaofelix79 what are you doing here

-> yourinstagram came to visit you bestie 🥰🥰🥰 i missed you sooooo much

-> joaofelix79 what a liar 🙄

oliviarodrigo love u girlie

alejandrobalde 🤍

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taia_belloli you are glowing, sis !!!

jennierubyjane pretty in white ♡

alexiaputellas 💓💘

user13 my sunshine !!! 💛☀️

user04 what's balde doing here 😧

user82 BALDE ??? HELLO ????

user75 pedri in the likes but still no comment...

user16 what is happening with y/n and the barça boys

user30 damn i kinda miss pedri's comments 😭

user27 has pedri finally stopped trying to rizz y/n up ??

-> user08 i hope so.. he doesn't deserve her she seems so annoying

-> user89 how exactly is she annoying ??

-> user08 she's always dismissing/ignoring his comments and being mean to him what a bitch

-> user89 i don't think she's actually being mean though.. and if he isn't bothered by the way she acts then why are you ?

-> user75 please stop calling y/n names and trying to make her a villain she's an absolute angel

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user66 the way we see different barça players comment on her post everyday 🧍‍♀️ guess today's man of the day is balde

user05 THAT DRESS IS GORG SIS

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y/n's dms 🏷️

☆ joaofelix79 replied to your story !

husband ??? 😰😱

yourinstagram

yuh

☆ user56 replied to your story !

HUSBAND ???? QUEEN WHO ???

☆ user69 replied to your story !

please tell me that's just a beyonce reference and you don't actually have a husband.. 🥹

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imessage 💬

mi esposa 💌

i think it's time

mi esposo ❤️‍🩹

wait really ? are you sure about this ?

mi esposa 💌

yeah 100% sure i'm ready

mi esposo ❤️‍🩹

alright then

mi esposa 💌

it's been a good run, hasn't it ?

mi esposo ❤️‍🩹

it sure has...

3 years ain't that bad

mi esposa 💌

frfr !!

we're a bit too good at this 🤭

mi esposo ❤️‍🩹

i second that

mi esposa 💌

i'll drop a head's up now

see you on the other side 🫡

mi esposo ❤️‍🩹

let's go give the world a shock, mi amor 🫶

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📍 tenerife, canary islands

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yourinstagram i'm guessing this wasn't the type of news y'all were expecting, huh ? jokes on all of you bc pedrito and i have actually been together for three years now. we were just a bit too good at hiding our relationship 🤭 anyways happy three years together, mi amor, and also happy 6 months of our marriage ! te amare por siempre, my golden boy 🤍

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pedri my gorgeous girl

pedri te amo, mi vida 🫶

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pedri te voy a denunciar a la policía por robarme el corazón

-> yourinstagram oh no ! i can't be behind bars now — i've got my whole life ahead of me ! 😰

joaofelix79 ahh finally !!! keeping your relationship a secret was probably the hardest thing i ever had to do in my entire life

-> yourinstagram you're the absolute best joão thank you 🫶

-> joaofelix79 as i've said before, i accept thanks in only cash and credit

-> yourinstagram sending you some money rn

-> joaofelix79 😁😁😁

jennaortega my favourite couple !!!

-> yourinstagram my maid of honour 🥹🫶

pablogavi ❤️

gigihadid still in awe over this look of yours you really are the prettiest bride

mikkykiemeney 😍😍😍

annalewandowska my babies 🥹🥹

fcbarcelona the best couple 🫶

ferrantorres ❤‍🔥

user81 .... girl what

user90 WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUVK

user12 three years... THREE YEARS ?????

user04 not only have you been together for three years but URE FRICKING MARRIED ????

user24 HOW TF DID NO ONE KNOW ABOUT THEIR RELATIONSHIP

user46 HUHHHHHHHHHHH 😧😧😧😧😧😧

user57 we are all fvcking clowns

user68 another day of blaugrana being an entire circus

user38 THREE YEARS ???? but félix joined barça only this year.. huh how did you guys meet i'm confused

-> yourinstagram pedri and i have actually known each other for a long time now 😭 most of you may just know me as joão's bff but only some people know that i'm friends with pedri's brother hehe so we got to know each other through fernando :)

user72 HOW DID YOU GUYS HID YOUR RELATIONSHIP FROM US FOR THREE HECKING YEARS ? HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE ?????

user01 HOW DID THE MEDIA AND PAPARAZZI NOT CATCH YOU WHAT

user07 goodness idek how to react to this

user29 wait so you were just pretending to hate pedri in your previous posts... but why ?

-> yourinstagram oh it was just a bet we made when joão joined barça this year. most of you knew me only when joão joined barça and pedri and i had already been working on our marriage plans by then. we've hid the facts about our relationship for three years now but marriage is a huge thing and there was no way we could hide our wedding for years so we just wanted to see how long it would take for the paparazzi to catch up on the news lol. to help hide our marriage a little longer, we just pulled an unrequited love act on my instagram posts and i pretended to ignore him irl too for fun 🤭

-> user57 this is absolutely insane... you guys are geniuses

-> user80 OKAY BUT WHO WON THE BET THOUGH ???

-> yourinstagram technically no one since we both thought the news wouldn't get out until next year but we're spending our honeymoon in barcelona rn and we just got a bit too bold in public and sadly got caught 😞

yourinstagram ok correction you guys we never really hid our rs tbh i guess you guys just never knew me or like paid much attention to things so it just got really easy to date him without having to deal with the media 🤷‍♀️

-> user03 now that i think about it... i feel like you've appeared in a few of the gonzález family photos, y/n 🤔

-> yourinstagram yes i have ! but if i remember correctly, most people just thought i was fernando's gf or sumn 😭

-> user99 omg we were so fucking blind 🧍‍♀️

-> user67 well we just never expected pedri to have enough rizz to pull a beauty queen like you ig

-> pedri HEY

-> yourinstagram LMAO FOULLLLLL

user44 i love how y/n just spilled the whole tea to us 🥹 she's so iconic

user12 GOD I LOVE Y/N SO MUCH FOR THIS LITTLE STORYTIME UNDER THE COMMENTS

user06 THEY'RE SO FUCKING ADORABLE I LOVE YNPEDRI

user55 SUCH A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING DRESS 🤍

user21 what is with joão and money though LMAO

-> joaofelix79 if barça doesn't have enough money to buy me, then i'll provide them the money instead

-> user02 I'M IN TEARS THIS IS SO ICONIC OF YOU JOÃO

-> user74 LMFAO WHAT A LEGEND

user23 PEDRI IN THAT FOURTH SLIDE DAYUMMMM

user16 i hate you both so much for lying to us for so long but also congratulations on getting married !!! 🥹

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pedri feliz aniversario, mi vida 🤍

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♡ translations of pedri's pick-up lines !

“eres la chica más hermosa que he visto en mi vida.”

: you are the most beautiful girl i have ever seen in my life.

“¿dónde has estado toda mi vida?”

: where have you been all my life ?

“quisiera ser joyero para poder apreciar un diamante como tú todos los días.”

: i would like to be a jeweler so i can appreciate a diamond like you every day.

“te voy a denunciar a la policía por robarme el corazón.”

: i will report you to the police for stealing my heart.

© LILIRARI, 2023 ★

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hey. don’t cry. mafia dash simulator.

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guys!! angel duo is literally so toxic why are you shipping them :(( and cedar is like!! a bajillion years old and gem’s way younger!!! it’s really weird :((

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You literally ship Bowie/Jordan for goodness sake… Please be quiet.

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oh so now i’m banned from joy and whimsy?? i see how it is!!!

#literally so rude #just because i want a little enemies to lovers??? so toxic

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actually so pissed off that cinth broke the bond with icarus… like yeah it was an accident but he’s still to blame…

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EXCUSE ME??? CINTH IS LITERALLY THE BEST!!!! AND ICARUS FORGAVE HIM!!!

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i was going to argue with you but in your bio it says you’re 15…wait a few years, okay sweaty?

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any 1 else miss the polycule 😞

like…remember that 1 ship art of them cuddling?? so cute…and now they barely interact…

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op have you considered that they have seen the Horrors? tweaks literally went insane and bowie and gem had that whole drama?? /lh

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shh…op is living in blissful ignorance

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WAIT WHAT!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭

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did i write another bones duo oneshot? yes.

is it the 6th one this week? …yes

do i miss bones duo? YES!!!!!

#someone save me it’s only tuesday #bones duo #they moved into my brain and won’t leave

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AUGH…. BAM….. THEY MAKE ME MENTALLY ILL…………..

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BOWIE LITERALLY KILLED SAM??? KINDA FUCKED UP FOR YOU TO SHIP THAT!!!

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but it was so heartbreaking!!! and the fanfictions that came from it were so amazing :((( (if anyone has bam fic recs PLEASE please please tell me /gen /nf)

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arson-at-eight reblogged

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everytime m!gem swears a little bit of my soul leaves me

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so do you just not want her to swear LMAO?? it’s empowering

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help??? that wasn’t my point???

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then what was your point? omfg no need to be an ass abt it

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omg nevermind this literally isn’t worth my time

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[dentiststoothfairy]

Omg okay, okay...idv character with a s/o who's really bad at showing emotions with their face, so they always have something with them, like a mask with the right emotion or paper with a smiley on it!

Like, they can't smile, so they get a sheet of paper out of their pocket and draw a little smile on it!

Maybe with Norton (bc i love this man omg) OR your fave idv character? I would be interested in who you like 👀🌟

Also stay hydrated and enjoy your day/night 💕

[𝙺𝙴𝙴𝙴𝚅𝚅𝙸𝙸𝙽𝙽𝙽 😍😍 𝚂𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝙰 𝙷𝙾𝚁𝚂𝙴 𝚁𝙸𝙳𝙴 𝙰 𝙲𝙾𝚆𝙱𝙾𝚈 𝙰𝙼 𝙸 𝚁𝙸𝙶𝙷𝚃, 𝙻𝙰𝙳𝙸𝙴𝚂? 𝚃𝙷𝙰𝚃 𝙼𝙰𝙽 𝙲𝙾𝚄𝙻𝙳 𝚂𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝙼𝙴 𝙰𝙽𝚈𝙳𝙰𝚈- 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚐𝚘𝚜𝚑. 𝙸 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚊 𝚗𝚘𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚕 𝚊𝚖𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝. ]

🍩 𝐍𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝐂𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐥 🍩& 🤠𝐊𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐧 𝐀𝐲𝐮𝐬𝐨 / 𝐀𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐨 🤠

𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐬/𝐨

🍩 𝐍𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝐂𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐥 🍩

Honestly that's fucking genius.

He has a pretty hard time expressing his emotions himself. Whether he's feeling angrier or whether he's feeling apathetic or the rare silliness...

So, the first time you two met- you both probably assumed the other was an asshole. But uh, EVIDENTLY THAT DIDN'T LAST.

He's always double checking whether or not you're comfortable with shit. That little notepad you have is a GOD SENT.

Honestly? He probably steals your tactic. He scribbles a little '🖕' middle finger emoji for people he doesn't like.

"How did the match go Y/N?"

" 😞"

"Awh.."

That's basically your dynamic. It's really fucking cute actually.

Yeah, Freddy thought it was strange but Norton shut that mother fucker right up. (Literally)

If you ever lost your papers? He'd go out of his way to get you more. These SAVE him and you. So, he's absolutely cool with that.

🤠 𝐊𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐧 𝐀𝐲𝐮𝐬𝐨 / 𝐀𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐨 🤠

Honestly? He was a little confused at first.

He probably didn't even realise you were carrying a paper at first. He was just staring at your face as his expression slowly morphed to one of unease as your expression didn't change at all-

Once you gestured down to your paper- OH HE SIGHED WITH SUCH RELIEF! He thought he made you uncomfortable!

He doesn't mind it at all! Whatever helps you out. In fact, if it helps you communicate? He'd rather you use it then be left without it.

He actually finds it pretty interesting. That is pretty damn inventive. He wouldn't of thought of anything like that honestly.

He's always making sure you've got the supplies you need. Is your marker running out of ink? Do you have enough paper? Are you good?

He finds it so endearing as well. It's charming!

[sgdlr-asdfghjkl]

Link Click Musical update 125

(backlog, the most 🫣😳💅✨photos with the actors you requested)

Disclaimer??: I'm asexual, and call people 'hot' mostly as a joke. Honestly, I don't have a good feel for what's attractive in people, so sorry if you expected more (I tried my best to feed you) ><

On the other hand, I promise this post has no intent to objectify the actors and is just to appreciate them 🌟 I'm sure it was a given for you, but since the musical involves real people I'd rather be extra careful to be respectful :>

⬆ Wang Minhui ✨People seem to like his dancing moves (and arms, especially the arms. fair)

⬆ Teng Chunpeng <3

⬆ Shu Rongbo (the first photo? he posted it on his weibo >>)

⬆ Ji Xiaokun (Quarri I'm sorry there's so little, I'll add more next time)

⬆ Wu Yihan (@saelterlude sent me a cute clip with him, so check the replies for a link to click)

And finally, an extra treat ^u^ My darlings, I present you Wu Yihan as Florence from 桑塔露琪亚/Mio Fratello musical 💅✨It took an immense brainrot and luck to learn about the existence of this character. And a lot of time to find at least one picture of her 😤 Huge thanks to @chocolatexiaoshi for help with researching 🙏

I went down this rabbit hole and thought it may be interesting for my fellow Wu Yihan enjoyers 💕 Sorry for the huge offtop ><'

About 'Mio Fratello', it's a long term musical with small cast (like LC play), in that case 3 actors. It's a story about Italian mafia combining the present with flashback elements?? Wu Yihan actually plays the mafia boss, Sonny Boy. That is his main character:

Florence is a different character from the past memories/flashback part. So Wu Yihan plays her bc they only have 3 actors. The reason it's so hard to find pictures of him in this costume, despite him still performing in Mio Fratello, is that Florence appears in the main plot. And as we've learned with LC musical, we only get to see the encore recordings😞

But I saw people praise his depiction of Florence, saying it was 'really visible (he) studied carefully what is a cute girl like' yet there were 'no common stereotypes for female characters' 🙏 imo? another reason to love this guy 💙

*Oh, trivia! Currently, Zhao Muzhi also plays in Mio Fratello. And Shu Rongbo used to as well (he doesn't anymore). They did different characters.

k byeee 🏃‍♂️💕

[cheesysoup-arlo]

Cady’s Cousin (pt.2)

(pt. 1)/(pt. 3)/(pt. 4)

A/N: sorry this is mostly like “texting” also the relationship/couples I have in here are (karen and gretchen), (cady and regina), later I’ll add (janis and reader) and maybe (aaron and kevin g) idk maybe lol I won’t be tagging the ships since they’re not the main ship I hope y’all liked this lol

(Sunday 8:30pm)

*Cady created a group chat*

Cads 🦁: hey guys I made this group chat so (Y/N) can get to know you guys, you guys can get to know them, and just for fun 👍

???(1): aw Cady that’s so sweet, this is Aaron by the way lol

(Y/N): can everyone send their name please 🙏

???(2): karen 💕

???(3): Beyoncé

???(4): that’s Damian ^, this is janis 👾

Damian🌟: janis you’re no fun this is homophobia

Janis👾: yeah I hate the gays 🙄

karen💕: ??? u hat me 😞

Janis👾: no not you karen just Damian

karen💕: o okie 😽

???(5): the hottest bitch you’ll meet

(Y/N): hi Regina

Cads🦁: Y/N!!!

(Y/N): cads chill I know she’s off limits

Regina👛: aw baby you’re so cute when you’re jealous

Janis👾: barf 🤮

(Y/N): 😭😭😭

(Y/N): wait where’s Gretchen?

karen💕: sleping 😴

Damian🌟: Important question! Y/n are you one of them queers?

(Y/N): I would be offended if you thought I wasn’t

*damian has named group chat “fruit loops”*

Janis👾: I-

(Y/N): oh that’s-

Damian🌟: OK STOP BEING HOMOPHOBIC TO THE GAY BLACK MAN IM A MINORITY HERE

Regina👛: how’s everyone feeling about school tomorrow? I’m kind of excited mostly because the school cheese fries just hit different yk?

Cads🦁: I’m excited too but for classes I picked an extra math class this year

(Y/N): ha nerd 🤓

(Y/N): I’m nervous lol but at least I have you guys

Janis👾: I’m not excited I hate school it keeps me from doing more important things

(Y/N): like what?

Janis👾: sleeping

Damian🌟: I’m excited I decided that I’m gonna take the new senior only theater class which is a little out of my comfort zone but I’ll manage

Aaron🧍‍♂️: I was supposed to be graduated last year so I’m not excited at all

(Y/N): YOU GOT HELD BACK?!?! WHAT?!?!

Aaron🧍‍♂️: yeah I failed English and history so I couldn’t graduate

Cads🦁: it’s ok Aaron now you get to be with us for another year 😊

(Sunday 11:50pm) fruit loops

(Y/N): guys I can’t sleep

Janis👾: same I’ve been lying very still and it’s not working

Damian🌟: janis did you take the melatonin I gave you?

Janis👾: yeah but it’s not working 😔

Damian🌟: welp that’s a you problem then

(Monday 2:30am) fruit loops

(Y/N): do you think I can fit 40 mini marshmallows in my mouth?

Janis👾: oh absolutely

(Y/N): omg ur still awake too?

Janis👾: yeah lol

(Y/N): I just put 35 mini marshmallows in my mouth idk if I can fit more

Janis👾: if you fit all 40 I’ll give you 5 bucks

(Y/N): challenge accepted

(Monday 2:37am) fruit loops

(Y/N): I fit all 40 and almost choked lmao

Janis👾: lmao nice your $5 will be given at school

(Y/N): yippieeee

(Y/N): dude I literally can’t sleep

Janis👾: wanna call? That’s what me and Damian used to do before he got a good sleep schedule lmao

(Y/N): um sure me and my friend back home used to do that too

*incoming call from Janis👾*

“Hi” you whispered suddenly feeling a little more tired with her company even if it was only over the phone “hey” janis said with a small yawn “nice shirt” you say seeing her Lego movie shirt “oh um thanks” she says with a laugh “so what’s up?” “Let’s take turns asking each other questions until we fall asleep” you say with a little yawn “hmm ok favorite color?” She asks you “ooo definitely (your favorite color), how about you?” “Hmm either green or purple” “ooo good choice, hmm hobbies?” “I sing and write a little but I guess art even though I don’t consider it a hobby it’s more of a lifestyle” “art? Can I see some?” “Yeah sure I’ll show you some stuff tomorrow” you both yawn “shit it’s 3 am” janis sighs “fuck” you chuckle sleepy “um I’m getting tired” janis says with a tired laugh “me too” you say starting to close your eyes “good night (y/n)” “good night Janis” you say with a yawn falling asleep as she hangs up

Monday 5:30am

“Pst…(y/n)? You gotta wake up” your cousin said lightly shaking you “ugh five more minutes” you mumbled “no come on up you gotta get ready” she insisted, you got up against your body begging to go back to sleep “good morning sleepy head” Cady said with an enthusiastic smile “cads what time is it?” “5:33” “doesn’t school start at like 8:30?” “No it starts at 8 and I wanted to make sure you had enough time to get ready and have breakfast, breakfast is very important” “uh huh…mm thanks cads” you say with a yawn deciding to get up and look through your clothes “meet me in my room when you’re done getting dressed, ok?” Cady said “um ok?” You said grabbing your favorite jeans and shirt then going to look for your jacket as your cousin left

(Monday 5:40 am) fruit loops

Gretchen🌷: good morning everyone soooo so sorry for not texting yesterday I went to bed early

Regina👛: it’s ok Gretch don’t worry about it

Regina👛: also damn I think Janis and (y/n) our new insomniac duo

(Y/N): unfortunately yes I’m so fucking tired also good morning Gretchen

Aaron🧍‍♂️: why are you guys up so early it’s not even six yet? I literally woke up because of all the buzzing

(Y/N): cads woke me up :(

Regina👛: my skincare and makeup routine take like and hour

Gretchen🌷: I like mornings ☀️

You finished getting ready and headed over to Cady’s room like she asked you to. “What’s up cads?” “Eee (y/n) ok so first of all how are you feeling about your first day” “a little nervous and tired I only got like 2 and a half hours of sleep” “oh goodness (y/n) why didn’t you sleep sooner?”cady says concerned “Because I wasn’t tired?” You half joked. Cady hands you a paper. “That’s a map of the school the way Janis sees it she gave it to me on my first day I feel like it could be helpful for you” “oh um wow thanks cads” you say giving her a half hug. Your aunt knocks on Cady’s open door “hey girls good morning” “good morning mom” Cady says enthusiastically, you yawn “morning” you say with a small smile “I’ve got to head to work but I’m assuming you girls have a ride?” “Yeah Aaron’s gonna pick us up I think?” Cady answers “alright I love you two, be on your best behavior and call me or text me if you need me” your aunt says as she leaves “bye” you and Cady say at the same time. You head to the kitchen and pour yourself a bowl of cereal

(Monday 6:40am) fruit loops

Regina👛: my mom is doing a coffee run what does everyone want?

Damian🌟: iced coffee, oat milk, vanilla

Gretchen🌷: just the usual for me and Karen

Janis👾: iced coffee, oat milk, lavender

(Y/N): um (your coffee order) please

Cads🦁: can you just get me a tea?

Regina👛: yeah of course I’ll get your favorite

Aaron🧍‍♂️: regular coffee, cream and sugar please

Regina👛: ok also who’s picking up who today? I can get Karen and Gretchen as usual

Aaron🧍‍♂️: my mom said I don’t have car privileges this week so I can’t give anyone a ride

Damian🌟: I can get janis for sure but if anyone else needs a ride I can get them too

Cads🦁: can you give (Y/N) and I a ride please we’re ready whenever you are 👍

Damian🌟: yeah I’ll be over in 10 then we’ll go get Janis because I know she’s not ready yet

Janis👾: I would be offended but it’s true

Regina👛: alright meet at our usual spot?

Aaron🧍‍♂️: 👍

Damian🌟: sounds good see y’all soon

[ainri]

hello! I'm the one who asked for one of illumi (yandere) could you make it headcanons?

illumi zoldyck as a yandere (hcs and drabble.)

•hunter x hunter

•yandere illumi headcanons + small drabble

•mostly fem oriented

•assasin/servant reader

•fic warinings: !dark content!, mentions of death multiple times including reader + reader’s family, insinuated character death at end, forced labor, undergarmnet theft, swear words, mild gaslighting, obsessive thoughts.

•🔞

•masterlist

•a/n: this is my first request so ty!!! tbh i rlly like writing yanderes like its just so fun? anyways someone should really do a crime count because i had to put some extra stuff in the fic warning so that people wouldn’t go crazy on me or call me insensitive 🥰sorry for the wait i completely forgot abt tumblr…..🙊if it doesnt make sense its because i rushed it bc i felt bad for how long i kept my anon waiting (sorry anon pookiebear) and its 1:27am 😞😞

continuation of this post!

<🌟🌟🌟>

-how did you end up this position again?

-oh yeah thats right! your parents were also assasins who just happened to have ‘issues’ with the zoldycks.

-they had personal issues with silva due to a deal gone wrong between the two assassin families.

-how did silva handle getting played by your parents? by sending out an order to kill them.

-but silva is a higher class man with much bigger issues. who’s better to do the job than his son illumi?

-of course the original order was to kill you, your father, and your mother.

-when illumi saw you walking back onto your family’s estate something in him just snapped.

-he just couldn’t help it; he had to have you, no matter the cost.

-that was the moment he realized he couldnt just let you die or kill you.

-you were…special?

-that was the first mission he had ever failed… he just couldnt bring himself to kill you.

-after silva finished beating the shit out of him; illumi had an idea.

-illumi spoke of this idea to silva; to make you a personal servant in return for you and your parents’ lives.

-of course silva agreed, once silva privately told you of this ‘agreement’ you had to agree.

-best to not test the zolycks’ willpower and to not test the waters.

-working as illumi’s personal servant was fine, that was before your panties started disappearing randomly from your laundry bin.

-“master illumi, i hate to bother you with this but have you seen my panties?”

-“no. what are you saying servant?”

-he quickly retorted back, almost, no, way too quickly.

-of course, this all started to add up when the male zoldyck house staff started to ignore you + avoid you like the plague.

-apologizing profusely to you over the smallest mistakes or accidents.

-this was all bizzare…. you needed answers, as quickly as possible.

•••

it was a calm day of cleaning when suddenly you walked in on it—illumi torturing your male coworker who helped you clean the atrium yesterday. “master illumi, what are you doing?” the servant asked horrified and confused,

“none of your business servant-“ he stopped himself to reword his sentence, “you know what? no! i was teaching him a lesson for speaking to you. besides you only belong to me!-right? right? say you belong to me! i killed all of those men—no, boys for you and you can’t even say, ‘thank you master illumi.’!?” he was yelling, now losing his temper.

“master illumi i didnt ask for you to kill for me! whats wrong with you? you-you-you psychopath! youre being completely delusional and irrational!—“

CLANG

all you saw was black as you felt your vision go blurry with illumi hitting you in the head with skme heavy blunted off object.

“i don’t appreciate that (name), i don’t appreciate it at all. you ungrateful woman. all i ever wanted to do was love you. clearly you cant even allow me to do that much. what a shame.”

END

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©2023 ainri; do not repost my work without credit or repost my work in a different language♡

[swagreecrow]

Based on "Burns and Allen: "Oh My Operation!"

*In the 1930s universe*

Leonardo: *Walks through the city and looks around* Hmm, I think there's something going on on the road🤔😧

Some girl: *Runs along the roadway* Mommy!😰 Mommy, where are you!!😣😫 *The car approaches the girl from behind*

Leonardo: Oh my God, BEWARE!😱😫 *Runs up to the girl, hugs her and runs out onto the sidewalk* You could have been hit by a car, why didn’t you look back?!😡🤬🚙

Some girl: Sorry, Mister...😰😢 *Cries* ..I just lost my mom!..😭👩 *Looks at the stopped car* ...Thank you for saving my life!😖😭 *Hugs Leo and cries into his jacket*

Passers-by: *Run up to Leo and surround him* Oh God, what happened?!😨😱 This turtle saved a girl's life!😃😄👧 He's a hero!🤩🌟✨ This will definitely be written about in the newspapers!😁😃📰🌟

Leonardo: *Strokes the girl's head* Calm down, baby, you have nothing to be afraid of anymore...🥺🤗💗💕 Move aside, onlookers, can't you see that the girl is scared?!😠😤

Girl's mom: *Walks through the crowd and runs up to Leo* Oh God, Katrin, what a blessing that you're okay!😱😃 *Takes Katrin in his arms and kisses her on the cheek* Mua~😚💋💖💓💞 muah~💘💕 Don't run away from me anymore, please!🥺💗💞 God, Mister, thank you for saving her life!😃🤗 *Hugs Leo*

Leonardo: *Scratching head* Oh, you don't have to thank me, I was just here at the right time😉😁✨

Ambulance Driver: *Stops his car next to the car of the man who almost hit Katrin* Excuse me, mister, but why is there a crowd there?🤨😕

Car driver: *Gets out of the car* I don’t know, for some reason some guy threw himself under the wheels of my car, so I could hardly brake and almost had an accident!😡😤🚙💥 *Points finger at Leo*

Ambulance driver: Are you saying that there was an accident there?!😱💥 Oh my God, he needs to be hospitalized immediately!😨😫🚑 *The car drives up to Leo and the orderlies drag him inside*

Leonardo: *Tries to break free* Hey, what's going on?!😨😠 I'm not sick with anything, it's a mistake!!😤😡

Orderlies: Yes, yes, mister, everyone says so😅😬

*After some time*

Leonardo: *Lies in bed* Brilliant, they sent me to the hospital, despite the fact that I am not sick and no one wants to listen to me...🙄😒 Only a miracle can help me now...😓

Stefany: *Enters the room* Good morning, my name is Stefany and I'm your nurse~😄☺ *Looks at Leo and blushes* Aww, huh, what can I do for you?😳😍💘💓❣️💞

Leonardo: *Blushes and swallows nervously* Uh, senorita, you have to help me, my name is Leonardo and...😳😞 the fact is that I’m not sick with anything🤫😕

Stefany: Let me guess, you were brought here by mistake and in fact there was no accident?🤔🤨 Of course, I will be happy to help you before my doctor does not did unnecessary operation on you 🥰😅👨‍⚕🩺🚫 *Whispers to Leo in his ear* Walk along the corridor to the left and through the window you will reach the fire escape, then you will go downstairs and wait for me to bring you your clothes🤫🤭👔💖💝💕 Just be careful and try not to get caught by anyone😯😥

Leonardo: *Gets out of bed, holding Stefany's hand* God, Stefany, you just saved me😃😍💓💗💝💞 *Kisses Stefany on the hand* Muah~😚💘💖❣️💕 From now on I'm in your debt😘🥰💓💗💞

Stefany : jajaja, no hay problema Leo 🥰🤭💞🩷💖❣️*mira por los lados de la habitación* ahora date prisa antes de que llegue mi médico ☺️🤫👨‍⚕️🩺

Leonardo :*sale de la habitación*esta bien querida 😉😁🏃‍♂️💨🪜*cores por el pasillo y sale por la ventana* (pensamientos💭) Stefany es muy buena ayúdame a salir de ese hospital me enamoré de ella 😃🥰💖💘💞*se sienta en la escalera*Solo espero que me de mi ropa quiero salir en la calle en bata de hospital😬😅🥼👔

Stefany :*recoge la ropa de Leo* Será mejor que me dé prisa y darle su ropa 😄☺️👔💕💗💖*huele la camisa de Leo*Mmm, no sabía que Leo tiene un aroma tan bien 😍🥰👕👖💞❣️🩷💘

Medio :*entra la habitación* enfermera 🫤😧¿Qué estás haciendo oliendo la ropa del paciente? 😕🤨👔

Stefany :*se sonroja* Oh lo siento doctor solo le estoy oliendo la ropa del paciente...😬😰💦para ver si no está mandando a sangre y llevarla a lavar 😁😅💦👔🧼🫧

Medico : de acuerdo lleva eso mientras haré el paciente su operación 🤨🙂🩺*no ve a Leo en la cama* ¡Por dios mio! 😲😱enfermera Dónde está el paciente? 😡😠

Stefany : En serio bueno cuando Ivá lavar ropa lo vi que se escapó 🙄😱Pero dijo que subiría al techo del edificio para esconderse😃🙁☝️🏥

Medico : está bien Gracias por la explicación 😃😉*sale de la habitación*pediré a mis otras enfermeras y mis médicos para que lo busquen arriba del edificio😡🤨👩‍⚕️👨‍⚕️🏥

Stefany :*sale de la habitación*(pensamientos💭) Oh dios eso estuvo muy cerca casi me descubre😌😯💨*caminar por el pasillo*ahora tengo que darme prisa ya dar la ropa a Leo☺️🥰👔💝💞❣️💗*mira por la ventana* ya volví tortuguita 😃😊💖💕💓💝

Leonardo : vaya eso fue rápido 😃😀*se acerca a Stefany*¿Qué sucedió el médico cuando pensó que me escapé? 🤨😟👨‍⚕️

Stefany : bueno entro tu habitación y yo dije que tú estabas arriba en el techo del edificio a esconderte para tener más tiempo😄😉✨*le entrega la ropa a Leo* Aquí tienes tu ropa Lee🥰☺️👔👖👞💞💖💘💗❣️

Leonardo : muchas gracias cariño 😊😏💝💕💖*se quita la bata y se pone su ropa*

Stefany :*mirá el torso de Leo*Aww~😳😍💘💕💖💓(pensamientos💭) Oh cielos no sabía que Leo tiene pecho tan musculoso no lastimado pero tan guapo😍🥰💪💘💖💗💞

Leonardo : bueno tengo que baja rápido las escaleras Antes de que los médicos regresen😬🙄👨‍⚕️*toma la mano de Stefany con la suya*quisiera darte algo de mi agradecerte preciosa☺️😉💖💕💗

Stefany :*abraza a Leo del cuello* *bueno sé cómo darme tu agradecimiento 😊😘💝💞💘*besa a Leo en los labios* Mmmmmuah~😚💋💖💕💘❣️

Leonardo : vaya como enfermera besas tan bien 😏🥰💞💗💓💝 Bueno quería mejor me bajaré antes de que los médicos nos vean😊😅🏃‍♂️🪜*baja por las escaleras*

Stefany : ¡Espera Lee volverás el hospital para visitarme! ☺️🥹🏥💖💘💕💝

Leonardo : Claro es una promesa que no romperé Volveré por ti mi amor 😉😘💞❣️💗💘

@inspiredwriter

[rubin-therubix-loverofblorbos]

THE GANG'S ALL HERE {WARNING: PICREW 😦}

Julius Demain Pidieu but what his voice sounds like to me. Sadly, he looks five months old because the picrew I am obsessed with had no wrinkles🥺. He no longer looks like a sweet sphinx cat😭

APRICOT UN'AUTRE PIDIEU IN THE HOUSE. SHE HAS NO CONTENT DESPITE BEING JULES'S CANONICAL DAUGHT- oh. Jules has no content. Like father like daughter 😞.

THIS AUSTRALIAN IS HAVING GAY SEX WITH JULES. {Argent Étolie Chevalier is an OC} {He has like fifteen piercings but I forgor 🤡}

Mommy? sorry. Mommy? sorry. Mommy? sorry. Mo- {Dolores Toujours Pideu, Apricot's cool lesbian albino trans aunt that is going to kill me with her beauty}

Callahan Cyra Jumanah is Dolores's sweetheart, and I AM ALSO GOING CRAZY OVER HER. POWER COUPLE ULTIMATE EDITION. { Some people think she's faking her condition -chronic pain in her left leg and fatigue- because she can walk [with a cane]} {She has to hold Dolly back}

LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR MASC GENDERFLUID PEOPLE WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO {Coquille Bleue Pidieu is the eldest sibling of the three and can sense colors, shapes, and shadows despite being legally blind.}

WE ARE OUTGUNNED, OUTMANNED. OUTNUMBERED, OUTPLANNED- {Captain Héraklès Alcides Puissant-Redevance of the RCM is an old family friend}

WHERE THE HOOD WHERE THE HOOD WHERE THE HOOD AT-{Amoureux Perdue Du'Passe, Jules's former work partner and spouse. Sadly, he was killed on the force a few weeks after Apricot died of brain cancer. It was not a good year for Mr Pidieu.}

W. what if. Jeannie-Marie but when she was young. She was able to work around the giant black ink stain on her yellow dress by finding a thick but comfy sweater. She's one of those people who cannot fucking feel heat so she's alright. {PRETTY WONMAN😳🤤 WITH COCK?????? AMAZING 💯💫⭐🔥🌟✨⚡🎉🎊❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🤍♥️💘💝💖💗💓💞💕💌💟❣️❤️‍🩹❤️‍🔥💋🫂🫀👁️👅👁️👀👍👏👌🤌🤙🤝🤜🤛🙏}

Look, Young Renė was a little cinnamon roll. He could make the most "Fuck dem kids" person into preschool teacher worthy in less than an hour. But y'know, kindness sometimes drowns in hate and PTSD. Although, current Renė MIGHT not make you want to throw a fucking grenade at him if you're at the "Okay, you can put your hand on my wrist BUT THAT'S IT." stage. Zero people are currently at that stage because J-M isn't part of the lore anymore. Also, yeah Renė's trans. trans people can be inconsiderate assholes, we're not sparkles and rainbows. I mean, Look at me. I might not be inconsiderate but I CAN be an ass-of-the-hole.

Lieutenant Leo hey uh what's that say? K. WHAT. KITSURAGI??? OH MY FUCKING GOD. W H A T? {<-My brain in the process of making this guy up.} {LOOK IT'S KIM'S HALF [?] SEOLITE DAD!} {Btw despite the resting bitch face he's a nerdy sweetheart that loves cars. y'know like his son. I'm going to cry.}

Cecelia Davenport/Kitsuragi, Kim's fuckin' MILF of a mom. She and Leo LOVED to match. I'm welling up again. Btw she wasn't fully finished because it was three fucking AM when I made her so. 😔.

I feel like Gaston was a little fuckboy in his teens. I mean, he was still polite though and that lead to conversations like: "So uh [Lip bite} What're you doin' later? OH, FUCK you're grandma's recovering from cancer???? That's amazing! I hope she gets better soon! I can buy some flowers for her if it would cheer her up a bit! Have a good day!" Then Renė comes up and is like "Dude. You fucking sweetheart. Stop acting like a charity and get some goddamn pussy."

DORA THE DIVORCE EMPLOYER- {Not to be omni but oh my god. oh fuck. golly gee. I wolf whistle while my eyes pop comically out of their sockets and I spontaneously combust then pour a giant bucket of water over myself and steam rises from my ears like a train} {She's not actually in this AU but I love her and felt like making her}

Elizabeth is the type of girl to try and look professional but still go all out. She finally got out of the gardener's clothes and is slaying hard. Now, speaking of har-

Made Marie without her hijab because I'm a feral fucking animal and I legit couldn't imagine her hair correctly without reference and ALSO

REMADE YOUNG RENÉ BECAUSE I HATE THE FIRST ONE. Also I hate that you can't color the facial hair because it looks like his hair is dyed when he's just like that.

LOOK, IT'S LILLIANOVICH! What the FUCK would this bitch wear when he was a kid? Just made some shit up bro. Also, I like to think he uses reading glasses even though he has pretty good eyes overall.

THERE WE GO

LINK: X

[moonchildstyles]

lindsee. lindsee! the newest part of élan oh my goddddd!!!!! the beautiful description of the dress i am in love!!!!!!! sooooooooo in love with harry and how he is there to protect and care for her i can't even take it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm very nervous about the letters, though!!!!! harry needs to know what's going on 😞 and THEN WHAM THEY'RE IN PARIS?????? do you even know what this means to me?!?!?! you literally are in my brain and i am so in love with this story it's easily in my top 3 of yours!!!!!!!! (even though everything you write is my fav) ugh i'm so excited for the next part you make my week each friday 💕🌟 love you, bestie

omg bestie stop!!!!! im so happy you liked It thank you so much for reading!!!!!!!!! I can't wait to see what you think as more of the story comes together w Paris and like everything I just eeek! thank you for reading im so happy !!!! ilyt!!!!

[yuuniee]

(i accidentally sent the other ask sksjsj) vivienne schönheit + 🦁, asif kadr alnazar + 🌟 and charlotte mari llewellyn + heartslabyul bois (if is not posssibe then just riddle <3)

A/N: My gOd this took a lot of time since I wasn’t looking here... I’m sorry. 😭

But hey, your ask found its answer at last! 🤭

💧 Vivienne Schönheit 💧

(ft. Leona)

Their relationship is a little.. complicated, actually.

I must say, on Vivienne’s point of view, Leona seems like a tough but nice person. He doesn’t work a lot, and even if she hates his laziness, she doesn’t tell it straight to his face. Her brother does tho :)

On Leona’s point of view, however, she is just like Kalim. A happy go lucky person who is seemingly too pure for this world. But she doesn’t annoy him too much, so it’s fine.

💧 “Good morning, Leona-san~!” 😊

🦁 “...Mornin’.” 😒

💧 “😊”

📖 Asif Kadr Alnazar 📖

(ft. Kalim)

They are actually like brothers! But Jamal doesn’t approve that-

Asif always puts his juniors under his protective wings, and that includes his dorm leader who also happens to be his junior. He always smiles and greets him with a bright smile. After classes, if Jamil is not available, Asif is the one who offers to help. Kalim usually refuses that, but there are times where he happily accepts that help~

Kalim, on the other hand, often offers gifts, golds and gems as a gift of gratitude which Asif refuses. He wants to be helpful to him too, you know? Oh, and also!! Let’s not forget that he listens to the stories that Asif often tells to his dorm members, he likes his stories after all!

🦦 “The story you told was wonderful, Asif! I didn’t know you could come up with such wonderful stories!” 😲

📖 “I only indulged my dorm members with something entertaining, Kalim. After all, we do need some time of relaxation after classes.” 😌

🦦 “But it’s still amazing!” 😁

📖 “Ahaha, thank you. Maybe you can join me next time too.” 😊

🦦 “Oh, I’d LOVE to!” 😊

🎩 Charlotte Mari Llewellyn 🎩

(ft. Ace, Deuce, Trey, Cater and Riddle)

Charlotte thinks Ace is kind of annoying with his pranks, but finds his card tricks impressive. Oh, and she ruffles his hair whenever he annoys her.

Ace thinks she has some loose screws, but a good girl besides that. Also, he appreciates the hat she gave to him on his birthday, but doesn’t really show it. (He even laughed at her when she gave it to him..)

♥️ “Charlotte, would you give me a hand on feeding those flamingoes please?” 😞

🎩 “Sorry, Acey. I’m a bit busy painting the roses right now...” 😅

♥️ “Oh, come on! Can’t you stop for a moment to help a fellow dormmate?” 🥺

🎩 “If I do, Dorm Head Riddle will have both of our heads... I’m sure we don’t want this to happen, right?” 😔

♥️ “Oh, for Seven’s sake..!” 💢 💢 💢

She thinks Deuce is a decent person, unlike his roommate. Maybe a bit loud than she thinks, but still a good boy. She also ruffles his hair like she does to Ace!!

Deuce, on the other hand, thinks she is a nice person who does her best to help everyone around her. Maybe a little too much, but still...

♠️ “Charlotte? What are you doing in this late hour?”

🎩 “Making a hat?”

♠️ “For?”

🎩 “I was tired of studying, so I decided to make a hat.”

♠️ “B-but you are upside down!”

🎩 “Yeah, so?”

♠️ “You might fall down..!”

🎩 “...How cute of you to be concerned about me, Deucey... But as you can see, I’m fine!”

♠️ “(sigh)...”

Her relationship with Riddle is... complicated. I mean, she respects and looks up to him a lot. But at the same time, she fears him just as much. That doesn’t make her give up from her hat making hobby, though.

Riddle thinks she is quite.. out of line. Showing up to the unbirthday parties with bizarre hats, randomly making the chairs and the tables float in the air, painting the roses in different shades of red... But she immediately fixes her mistakes whenever she is warned or her head is offed.

🌹 “For the last time, Charlotte. You must stop showing up with bizarre hats for an unbirthday party.” 😒

🎩 “Sorry, Dorm Head Riddle.” 😔

[Charlotte takes her hat off, revealing a much smaller hat]

🌹 “Nnngh..!” 😡 💢

🎩 “Are you alright, Dorm Head Riddle? You seem a bit.. red. I don’t think I’ve painted your face red...” 🤭

🌹 “UGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!” 😡😡😡

Her relationship with Trey is quite well, actually. She often helps him out in the kitchen like bringing the flour, doing the dishes, or putting the plate on the tables.

On his end, Trey is a little embarrassed that someone is willing to help him. Whenever he needs help, he reluctantly calls Charlotte in and asks for help. She agrees, obviously! She thinks that as the vice dorm leader, Trey has a ton of responsibilities. These may wear him down, so she helps him to share the weight.

♣️ “Charlotte, can you come with me for a moment please?”

🎩 “Yes, Trey-senpai? Is there something you need me to do?”

♣️ “I was gonna ask if you can buy some eggs and some corn starch...”

🎩 “From Mr. Sam’s shop?”

♣️ “Yeah, obviously. Could you be hurry though? The unbirthday party must be ready with everything, or else--”

🎩 “Dorm Head will have both of our heads? I know, Trey-senpai... I’ll be quick as soon as possible.”

♣️ “...I’m counting on you.”

Her relationship with Cater... She likes his Magicam posts and sees them as a little fragments of memories. She thinks he likes to keep those memories. But whenever she is the one who gets in the view, she looks away and often covers the camera (or her face) with a hat.

Him, on the other hand, sees her as a fun and outgoing troublemaker who never gives them a break. When she hides her face, or covers the camera, he pretends to be frustrated, but gets the message of her not wanting to be disturbed.

♦️ “Charlotte-chan, again?” 😔

🎩 “I’m sorry, Cater-senpai... But you know I hate it when there is a camera on my face.” 😐

♦️ “Just this once~ Can’t you let it slide?” 🥺

🎩 “...Oh, for Seven’s sake...”

(SNAP!)

🎩 “There we go, happy?”

♦️ “Yep! Thank you~!”

🎩 “Eh, don’t mention it.”

[dwter]

NO BECAUSE UR RIGHT 😭😭 it's the same as when dream said multiple times he was gonna stream on his birthday but then after like a month long silence every mfer came out of the woodwork to stream train on his birthday and we barely heard him EVEN IN THE VCs. i love that dtkq pushes him to try new games sometimes, but it's so annoying when it becomes too hectic and dream never gets a chance to speak. he shines best in vcs that aren't overly loud and when ik it's gonna be a stream with multiple people or besides just george/sapnap, I resign myself to dream speaking like 6 times maximum, so yeah I definitely feel you. if dream was ever gonna play a story game I hope to god it's solo. his thought process is everything

U GET ME ANONNNNN dream birthday stream mentions STILL make my heart ache almost half a year later because holy shit why did everyone and their mom decide to stream that day BUT dream despite him sounding so excited to the days before and he was barely present in any of them and then he just faded entirely ….. 😭😭😭😭😭 most depressing day of my life im going tk be sick thinking about it again . and while i cant help but be thankful for the new games the feral boys force dream to play bc i fear we would get no dream content at all otherwise but yeah the vcs get so hectic and hes definitely a lot more softspoken in those kind of atmospheres (esp if its a game hes unfamiliar with/isnt rly into) (so basically anything that isnt mc with the expectations of gangbeats crab game and a lil bit of golf) and so while i like those streams, they offer so little to dream-centricals esp in comparison to like u said just dteam streams (although sometimes even they can also fall into the dream-three-sentence-and-giggle trap, comparing to solo stream esp) bc dream actually talks and is a main holder of the conversations whereas in other vcs/streams with multiple ppl he never feels like a full part of the conversation rather a small voice offering a few sentences of substance to the topic 😞😞😞 AND THE FUCKING STORY GAME POINT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U GET ME SO COMPLETELY ive talked abt dream and story games so much but oh my fucking god hes so perfect for them i genuinely ADOREEEE his thought process it is gen one of my favourite things about him and ive talked about it so much but its seriously everything to me 😭💚🌟 and it just SHINES during story games and while i stopped yearn-posting for the dbh streams now, i think about them all the time and the way dream interacted with a game like that bc its just so captivating and interesting to watch and he just SUITS games like that for so many reasons that i feel like ive talked about a lot before. and him doing it solo ….. god is that a need A NEEDDDDD

[mrsgiovanna]

- Inside Giorno's mind -

Angel Giorno: Oh dear. Looks like our mood levels aren't too good. Particularly our sadness level is high.

Devil Giorno: Ah- *looks at Haruno* shoot.

Angel Giorno: It's fine. Nothing should really be too demanding emotionally. As long as every body else is okay...!

- Outside -

Giorno: Good morning, everyone.

*Tense atmosphere is in the air. It seems that everyone save for Bri is in a bad mood again!*

- Inside Giorno's mind -

Devil Giorno and Angel Giorno: Oh no...

Angel Giorno: This is fine. We can do this.

Haruno: *teary-eyed* Oh no. They all look so mad. Did we do something wrong?

Devil Giorno: *looks at sadness level, which is close to overflowing* Keep it in, Giorno. Keep it in.

Ahhhh these poor babies, my heart 😞

Bri: Good morning Giogio, how are... *notices his expression* Gio are you okay? "

Giorno: Yeah...

Bri : Oh, well if you need-

Abbacchio : uhg enough with the idle chatter, just let him give us our missions so we can go

Bri: sorry, you're right-

Giorno: no, there's nothing wrong with being polite Bri. *finds the folder containing all the tasks, drops it on his desk with a hard thud* here, go nuts. *storms off into the garden*

-inside Giorno's mind-

Devil Giorno: I had to get outta there...

Angel Giorno : *comforting a crying Haruno* it's okay, you did the right thing... I think we might have scared Bri though...

Devil Giorno: *looks at screen* perhaps not. *points to screen* look... She came to check on us.

Angel Giorno: whatever she's doing is working... The sadness level is stabilizing.

Pls, he needs all the comfort, ahhhhh tysm my sweet 🌟❤️🐞 these scenarios always hit in a different way 🥺🤲❤️🌟💐

[jiminrings]

oh i hate u i hate u so much THAT WAS SO GOOD okay let’s go down the line First the call during the kissing scene it was so amazing i loved it so much I WASNT EXPECTING HIM TO CRY i was so sad 😞😞 oc during that scene was so lovely and really throughout this whole installment she was so incredible and jungkook is so right she Is so lovable i Am in love with her she is one of my fav ocs ☹️☹️☹️☹️ when u talked abt how her and jungkook kind of switched as people yeah Rlly opened my eyes and made me love them even more 💔 they r so cute 😭 THE PRESENTATIONNNN the presentation the zoom link the <3 jungkook i love him so bad i can’t believe that anon wanted to brick him WHY WOUKD U WANT THAT … SAVE THAT FOR HBJM ……. Or even liyiak taehyung nobody talks abt how much of an asshole he was (But im still in love with him…) Anyway THE FILM 😭😭😭😭😭 u r so smart UR SO SMART 😭😭 OMG AND THE BABY THE EPILOGUE YOONGI JUNGKOOK BEST FRIENDS 4 LIFERS MY JAW DROPPEDDDDDD ALL IVE EVER WANTED I also loved loved loved oc + jks dynamic this entire series (even the sad parts bc it did show true (Not Bad!!) colors and how they like to feel and handle things that we wouldn’t expect after we read the intro 😵‍💫) because they were just so cute even the parts where they would call or oc came over for the ring i never would’ve expected it even tho i should’ve seen it coming idk y u would just write the break with them completely separate the whole time and crying i didnt think that through 😭 the ongoing miso joke so cute i don’t understand how to train a cat that well all i’ve done is high five and Barely a spin . But anyway this was such an incredible series and i can’t believe it’s over already it went so quick 😞😞 i hope u have fun and relax on ur break i think u said u will be going on one a while back if u r Enjoy it!!!! it is so well deserved 🌟🌟 and thank u so so so much for writing what u write and sharing ur work with us ❤️‍🔥🌟❤️‍🔥 u r so insanely talented THANK UUU - 🌟🌟🌟

MY STAR EMOJI VETERAN I LOVE YEWWWWW .... that call was v difficult to write but oc oh god U Are Right she’s definitely one of my favorite ocs ever <3 they rlly did switch!!! AND THE ZOOM LINKKKK LIKE as a full-time househusband jungkook does Not do emails at all so his permanent signature is <3 jungkook because the only person he sends emails to is his wife 😭😭 AND THE FILM APPRECIATION THANK YEWWW.... that part was one of the very first details i’ve written when i was just drafting out a rough sketch for 478!!! ur so smart the most brickable character ever is lyiaik!taehyung like i am certain he is capable of dragging oc to hell 😟😟 i will honestly admit that this fic’s dynamic is my most favorite ever esp the ending+epilogue and the whole thing!!!! u are still a talented cat owner because my cat is a lil bitch and every attempt i’ve made in teaching her tricks yields Nothing at all </3 thank u so so much!! the next two weeks will be busy for me along with the whole months of june and july so i can’t tell how long and consistent my break will be BUTTT rest assured that i’ll come back <3 THANK YEWWWW