#ok imma shut up bye

[lullaebies]

For real like some viewers (like my mom lol) don’t even know who jaehaerys and jaehaera are. She’s like helaena has kids? I’m like “yeah those twins you see in episode 9 when they come looking for aegon” and my mom was like “oh wtf I wouldn’t have even known”

anon you don't know the anger that swells within me every time i think about the atroicity that was their 'introduction' like they were not even named. THEY WERE NOT EVEN NAMEDDDDDD!!!!!! they were forgotten in every capacity even fucking aemond excludes them from the inheritance line in ep9 i'm so. THEY COULD'VE BEEN INTRODUCED PROPERLY SINCE EPISODE EIGHT. I'M SO SICK AND TIRED. and if they make dyana involved with b&c...... even their own maid doesn't acknowledge they were neglected kids. that they were just toddlers. GOD IM SO FRUSTRATED i'm so sorry for venting on this ask im just so angry for these children and the fact people are going to actively say they never mattered.

[i-simp-stobotnik]

Day 1: Body swap

Wohoo, it's Stobotnik week!

Starting with one of the days that gave me the most trouble. 😅 In my head, if Stone and Robotnik were to switch bodies it would be because of one of Robotnik's inventions, 'cause come on. He's that kinda bitch. Robotnik would spend the day doing soldering and other heavy-lifting kind of work his machine-building requires, since "holy fuck, my back hasn't felt this good in 30 years!!" ... yeah, regular exercise and other healthy life style choices will do that to you.

Stone in Robotnik's body on the other hand... my goodness, that freaky boy. He would, as soon as he could, say that he needed to go to the bathroom, and spend quite some time in there, you know, just looking. Touching him. Touching himself. Because god damn. It's like he's actually getting to touch Robotnik, but at the same time it's like Robotnik is touching Stone and whatever noices he makes are with Robotnik's voice and the bare hands hooo boi. Yes, it's not really consensual, but I don't think Robotnik would exactly ask for Stone's consent for the body swap either so in Stone's head, he'll call it even.

Just FYI, I wanted to go wayyyy raunchier with this image, but I've already had a post banned once so I didn't want to tempt the Tümblr gods again. So have a dreamy Stone-Robotnik just lightly touching himself. xD

[torifuckingspring]

hi can we normalize needing to be obsessed with something different each time for the longest fucking time just to stay alive because i do

[roubee]

Gonna sob this took me so long

[chapalike]

I watched Aladdin (2019) recently and I can’t find any fanfics about a genie reader helping Aladdin with Jasmine and slowly falling in love with him. That would be so cute but I can’t find a fanfic like that anywhere 😭😭

[cxhleel108]

S7 Thots for this week: I’ve had enough…

• Here go this bitch🙄🙄🙄

• The new bed outfits were kinda meh but that purple and gold number was cuuuuuute.

• Lame ass sex scene on the daybeds yayyyy.

• Yes Willow we had a VERY nice evening. Did you have fun with the “him-shaped space” in your bed?😁

• Aw Bonnie and Vicky are sad that I made love with Bryson? That’s awful, I really don’t give a fuck tho.

• Snog, Marry, Pie day is here😍😍😍

• Oh don’t worry bitch I got somebody in mind too!

• Daphne immediately going to snog Evan like she’s so real I’m sorry.

• The fact we get to dodge the pie getting thrown at us LMAOOOOO Willow you’re never gonna win bookie.

• The fact everyone wants to marry Tanya (my MC for clarification) oooohhh she’s mother!

• Bryson you really coulda just snogged me babe but Imma look past it cuz you still made sure to put a ring on it😁

• Willow I know YOU of all people are not tryna call ME predictable.

•🫵🏽🤣

• Not Rafael coming to kiss us??? Sorry Daph🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

• Why I actually got upset cuz he ain’t choose us?

• Oh ok nvm I’m good now🤭

• 🫵🏽🤣

• Why did Vicky emphasize that she had to tell us stuff about our LI and the other boys and then we proceeded to pay 29 gems just for her to not tell us anything about our LI…Fusebox somebody is gon sue y’all niggas one day while y’all keep playing.

• BYE WILLOW!

• Oh Bryson you are so shady for saying last to come should be the first to go, aka Vicky and Travis needa pack they mf bags. I’ve taught him so well🤩

• I don’t wanna go talk to these people about “where their heads are at” I DON'T CAREEE.

• Evan asking me who I think the most annoying couple is omg? Why are y’all so messssyyyyy??? (I love it)

• Oh that's cool, we really don't give a fuck tho!

• Oop it's date time so you know what that means girlies...outfit reviews🤩🤩🤩

• Don't get me wrong these are both cute but there are certain details on both of the tops that's fucking them up.

• The date was cute. Not much else to comment on.

• OH-

• I'm crying how #Raphne get destroyed just after they was pledging to leave the villa for each other😭😭😭

• Honestly real asf.

• Ok my whole thing is...Uma...If y'all just made up and had a wonderful lil freak session then why after a very small, I mean MINISCULE, disagreement about not talking so quickly about the future are you gonna just go out and try to make a move on another bitch's man? Niece I can only keep defending you for so long like...

• But at the same time Alex lowkey deserve it cuz he pissing me off with all this hypocritical whiny ass lil baby shit.

• Omg Bryson finna ask us to be his girlfriend soon oooo #Raphne watch out cuz #Tyson is gonna take your spot😘

• LIKE WHAT IS SHE BABBLING ABOUT???????

• Uma you may be immature and a lil slow at times but you still a real ass bitch, I can't hate you💯

• Outfit time again🤩

• Omg omg omg these both eat thank god I was so scared.

• Don’t say what I think you're about to say...

• Oh ok you did it anyway lol🙂

• Willow if you know what's good for you, you will keep your mouth SHUT!

• So Willow gets to stay and now Evan's gone...ok.

• So what I'm gathering from this confession about Raf (I literally couldn't be any less shocked) is that every man that has met Tanya in here has wanted her...she's literally queen of the villa like all you hoes are peasants at this point🤣🤣🤣

• GIRL DON'T CLOCK JAKE WILSON LIKE THAT-

• Willow...don't get fucked up😄

• Willow...don't. get. fucked. UP.

• ...

[he4rts4alexis]

Fourth of July disaster

Pairing: platonic!Kenny x platonic!Reader

About: Kenny thought it was a fun idea to bring illegal firworks

Warnings: Cartman and curse words

Did not proofread

"Y/nn get up!" Bebe yells as she banging on your door. "Uh I'm up" you say still tired "alright I'm coming in don't be naked" bebe says "what why would I be" "uh idk anyways get dressed were going to Stan's" bebe states "why? It's like 10:00 in the morning" "y/n darling it's 8:30 pm u slept in late..."

"oh shit I forgot to go get fireworks" "that's why we're GOING TO STAN'S Y/N GET THE FUCK UP!"

"ok damn u didn't have to yell"

*Time skip to Stan's house*

"hey y/n" Wendy says excitedly "hey have you seen Kenny?" "Uh yea he in the backyard setting up fireworks" "mkay thanks"

"Kenny!" "Uh yes?" "Why the hell does the firework box have a BIG ASS exclamation mark on it?"

"it's for decoration relax if anything happens I got you" "pfft bye if anything happens you will die before the firework goes off" "you said you would never speak on it" "I'm sorry"

"yo lovebirds the fireworks almost ready?" Stan asks "yea just a sec" "WE ARE NOT LOVEBIRDS" "yea sure" Stan says while leaving "you know we could be" kenny says trying his best to flirt "yea I would rather see you die for good" "enough with the immortal jokes" "yea ok" "go tell them the fireworks are ready"

"YO DUMDASSES THE FIREWORKS ARE READY"

"fuck you bitch" Eric says irritated "Eric shut the fuck up and get outside" I say as everyone goes outside

Kenny lights the first firework "see told you nothing bad" "yea right let me try then" "no" "just let me light it" I say trying to grab it from him" "y/n stop"

"dickheads light the firework alread- oh shit DROP IT" Kenny drops the firework on the stand that holds it "ok we're all good see what I mean y/n"

"Kenny it tipped over" "uh y'all I think we should run" everyone runs and hops the fence "uh Kenny I can't hop the fence" "then run bitch" "oh wait it stop Kenny why are you still running" "BECAUSE IT GOING TO GO OFF" as he says that fireworks start going everywhere one almost hits you in the face it missed by a couple inches as you look at the fence it's burned "oh shit that would have been my face"

*Time skip back home*

*on the phone with Kyle*

"that shit was wild" "yes I told him not to do it" "hold up y/n imma call you back" "alright"

*1 message from Kenny*

I swear sometimes I wonder why where friends

YALL IDK WHAT TO FEEL ABOUT THIS ONE I GOT THREE MORE ONE SHOTS FOR TONIGHT WISH ME LUCK🙏🏾

[mercurianchild]

hi angel, how would you describe a lilith trine sun ,pluto and mars in a person?Is that a bad thing? Couse i read having lilith placements its not good - that it makes you a bad woman is that true ? Like i dont wanna steal any man like i have been blamed for that in the past and dude i was doing legit nothing . So i wonder does that play a part of woman just randomly giving me angry nasty looks for no reason ? or having the 8 house as your chart ruler just make people woman give ya da angry stare even if you are tryng to hide and not attract atention? And i also want to ask (sorry ) does sextiles count as placements ? For example : i have my asc sextile pluto and lilith sextile my moon and when i read descriptions about let say pluto ascendant aspects i relate to the description BUT i wonder am i allowed to relate to this orr sextiles are weak placements and it doesnt count and i should not feel includet couse another astro blog on this app told me its not about you it only counts with harsh aspects couse they are actually fighting the true battles and you just want attention. so i just wanted to know. Anyway thank you and i do understand if you cant anser to all anyway you are amazing ! have an amazing 20th of april i read its gonna be like a new 14 years of some good fortune events happening bla bla so i hope thats true :D lol anyway ok imma shut up now , bye

Lilith Trine Sun, Pluto, and Mars, and the role of sextiles

Hey love! I can tell you’ve been doing some deep thinking about your astrological chart, and it sounds like you’re feeling a bit overwhelmed and misunderstood. Let’s have a look at your placements 💜

🪻Lilith Trine Sun: This aspect means you have a strong, confident sense of self, and Lilith adds a layer of mystery and magnetism. You’re likely very authentic and true to yourself, which can be incredibly inspiring. This doesn’t make you a "bad woman" at all. Instead, it means you embody a fierce independence that some people might find intimidating.

🪻Lilith Trine Pluto: Pluto brings depth and transformation, making you very perceptive and capable of profound personal growth. This aspect can make you seem powerful and intense, which can sometimes be misunderstood by others.

🪻Lilith Trine Mars: Mars gives you drive and passion. With this trine, you’re likely assertive and have a strong will, which can be a great strength. This combination can also make you very dynamic and engaging, though some might misinterpret your intensity.

If you’ve experienced negative reactions from some women, it might be because your strong Lilith energy, combined with your 8th house influences, makes you appear very powerful. The 8th house is associated with deep psychological forces and transformation, which can be unsettling for some people. Remember, this is about their insecurities, not about you. You’re not doing anything wrong, and you definitely don’t deserve to be treated poorly for being your authentic self!

Now, let’s talk about sextiles.

🪻Ascendant Sextile Pluto: This aspect gives you a compelling presence and the ability to influence others deeply. It’s why you might relate to descriptions of Pluto-Ascendant aspects because it enhances your intensity and depth.

🪻Lilith Sextile Moon: This brings a harmonious blend of your emotions and your independent side, making you comfortable with expressing your true feelings and desires.

Sextiles should not be dismissed as weak or insignificant! They highlight areas where you can thrive and grow without the intense challenges of harsher aspects. It’s perfectly valid for you to feel connected to these descriptions!!

But to make it short, you have a powerful, magnetic personality shaped by these harmonious aspects. It’s understandable that this can sometimes lead to misunderstandings or negative reactions, but it’s also a source of great strength. Embrace who you are and use these insights to navigate your path with confidence! You can do it and I believe in you! I really hope this helps you feel more at ease with your chart. You have the power to shape your journey and use these insights for growth and positive change.

Wishing you all the best!!! 💜

[ask-the-totally-real-peppino]

Hello, i'm cheese anon's evil (not really) alter ego, theorist anon and i've come here to tell you my theory or uhh... actually personal hc of what happend to bruno (headcanons are like theorys but less fancy shut >:[), (i tweaked it a bit to fit your context just a tad better as i have some ideas with how you portrayed bruno (or well part of him))

SO. First of all i have to say i liked the uniform you gave bruno, very cute tbh, but more than pizzeria it's giving ice cream or candy shop thb, not that is a bad thing just saying so uhh fuck it pizzeria no more he runs an ice cream shop now in me mind

OK WITH THAT OUT THE WAY NOW WE FR THIS TIME.

Ok so. Once upon a time this italian guy called Bruno runed an ice cream shop with his wife, pizzahead saw how succesful they were on their own and said "shiiid imma need that" so he made a deal with the happy couple. BUT then he tried to bribe and trick them into giving up pretty much all rights to uhh.. i don't have a name for the ice cream shop actually lmao, just think of amything. anyways, they said no bc the ice cream shop was something they hold very dear to them, they have been saving for this for literal years and risked it all to get it running so who would want to give it all out like that really? But pisshead can't accept a no for an answer so what did he did? He just killed them in the spot. If they aren't gonna sing these papers might as well just kill the guys so they stop growing you know? He cannot afford ANY sort of competition (even tho he sells horrible pizzas and they are a fucking ice cream shop). But then he realizes "shit i fucked up imma get sued" so he just tried to recreate bruno using his brain as a base, couldn't replicate the wife tho, he accidentally shot her in the brain without thinking he would have to clone her too oops.

Anyways they go thru the cloning process but uh oh the clone isn't perfect, guy doesn't even remember who he was. The solution? Lie that they sold their shop and flew out the country with the money without telling anyone, aslo they changed their numbers you cannot find them ^-^. Btw the shop closed down literal months after he "acquired" the shop, the ice cream was bad it tasted like pizza :(.

That gets us to today, pizzahead now found some new guy to torment and since he had the clone laying around he just kind of managed to make it change looks so it can look like peppino and then used them as a boss on his tower.

Ok i'm done talking :] hope you like this mess of a theory imma go, cheese bitch wants to take control again mkay bye was a plessure to speak to ya'll <3

(Ohohoho, Theorist Anon! What a delight to read!

I cannot confirm nor deny your theory, but I will say that part of it is pretty spot-on! And it's generally an interesting story regardless!

Just some silly and goofy pizza man absolutely snapping and killing a couple bc he's a jealous bitch, and then he goes 'whoopsie daisy' and remakes one of them, and uses them to torment another guy??? Incredible

If dear Cheese Anon allows you to return, I'd love to read any more theories you have! (And I will continue to smugly grin as I do not confirm nor deny them)

ALSO, I totally get the ice cream shop vibes from the outfit, not intentional, but it is very funny to imagine Pizzahead taking over a non-pizza related place and making bad pizzas or pizza-flavoured ice cream!

Who knows! Maybe the tower warped Bruno's Ice Cream to Bruno's Pizza, bc it is Pizza tower and not Ice Cream tower hehe

Also, Pep does love ice cream, but that's maybe unrelated!)

[ultimatefangirl-exe]

OoT Highlights #6

Ok, now to figure out where the fuck this fairy went.

Is she in the crater?

Feesh

It's too hot in the crater

Then where is she, you feathered bastard?

I hear a spider

Oh, that's right. Enemies respawn when you switch areas.

Oh well. Gonna head back down for now.

Turtle time!

Gotta stop by Lon Lon real quick tho to get some more milk. Gotta keep by bones strong lol

Milk aquired

I wanna try and learn Epona's song, but it's almost night, so let me make it day

^ < > ^ < >

Does this mean I can ride Epona now?

Umm-

Bye, Malon. I'm stealing your horse lol

Op nevermind

Heigh-ho! Heigh-ho! Off to Lake Hylia I go!

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY HELICOPTER FLOWERS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Lol idiots

Ok, now seriously tho how do I get in?

Link, I told you to stop grabbing bombs!

Navi won't shut up about the Great Fairy, so I guess we're going back to Death Mountain.

Let's see about getting the heatproof clothes, but they might be a bit big.

How do I get a bigger rupee purse? This bitch be 200 rupees!

Oh, I need to play Zelda's lullaby to call out the fairies. I'm dumb.

Back up tha mountain we go!

Turtle time!

There she is. In all her almost bare tiddy glory

Is that magic coming from your hoo-hah???

Turtle time

Ok, let's try to go back to Lon Lon to see about if we can ride Epona after learning her song.

Nope. We gotta be grown.

Fuck it, Imma just explore until I find Zora's Domain

Ooo! I found a secret tunnel!

Wait, this is where ZD is? I thought it was by Lake Hylia???

🤷‍♀️

Hello Rauru -_-

I know he has a different name as an owl, but Rauru is easier to remember/type.

This place is so twisty/turny

Off to meet my future fish wife

Look at this dood

Why do all the Zoras have tits? Lol

Where for art thou, Ruto?

So, after about half an hour or so, I finally got to Lake Hylia. So I guess here is where I have to look for Ruto's letter.

Ok, so I found a bottle with the letter, so now do we get to look for Ruto?

Ah yes. The long, agonizing scooch-

I caught a fish!

Just look at that smile~

I'm coming, Ruto!

Alas, Jabu-Jabu, we meet.

And he's a living vacuum-

Blech

Ruto!

Damn. She sassy af.

Ok, I died. That's it for tonight.

[goldenwitherphoenix13]

With the new chapter comes a new drawing. Now you'd think I'd have drawn something relating to the main events of this newest part of cursed Toy, but without a consistent design for our lovely ghost friend, I'm not really sure how to do it. So, I went for... one of the briefer, less focused moments...

As much as I would of loved to of drawn Pix all tied up in his own mind, I couldn't resist Jimmy trying to comfort himself with the now plush toy Norman (HE DID NOT DESERVE THIS JOEL IS GOING TO PAY >:( ). Personally, im not too happy with the stitches on Normans body, but his eyes are a fun detail I enjoyed doing(if you can see them).

Fun fact, 9 inches is just shorter than my 2 cuboid tissue boxes, so I had an irl reference to get things right (it's still probably wrong but hey ho I tried).

Also I never imagined that drawing a plush cat would be hard, but it is.

Bonus! And inspired cover idea. I was doodling while figuring out how to make the ghost work and this happened instead.

Really like the vibes of this. @circesays , what's your opinion? Did I do good?

As I humbly sit in my corner of darkness, I shall now look through songs on my Spotify playlist and see how much of a vibe they give off. (No I am not overly obsessed with this AU shut up lol)

OK imma stop talking now bye!

[justinwifewrites]

Anthony Ramos:"ANTHONY PAUL RAMOS MARTINEZ" y/n screeched "Y/N NAZARIA TERRELL" I yell back"who was that girl you were talking tooo" she ask in a sing song tone "what no one shut up" I say red faced "awwww ants crushingggggggg" she teased "shut up she might hear you" I inform "as if she doesn't know you stare at her how a puppy stares at its owner" I do? "shut up and how are things with Mystery crush" "really well, ugh I don't wanna go to math cant I just add your freckles and dived them by some random kids" "go nuts" "ooooo" "your gf's back" "WHAT" "hahahahahah kidding" "I hate you" "hate you more😘" I sit in history my teacher droning on and about...... sum i don't care the only thing on my mind is y/n i don't know I've had this feeling about him for a while and it's really weird because I was friends wit y/n since i was wetting the bed but now I wanna be in bed with her it was so weird my teacher said to go y/ns class walked in i waved to the girls who checks the physicals so she won't say nothing or whatever and while my teachers back was turned i flipped her off she flipped me off "MS.TERRELL" "what"

"WE DONT USE THAT GESTURE IN MY CLASS GET OUT" I leave with Ramos "I'm sorry I got you in trouble" I apologized "don't be it was that bitch Ms.o'conner" (MY OLD BITCHY MATH TEACHER) "if I just waved-" she kiss me "now will you shut up" she aksed i looked dazed and grabbed my stomach and ran to the bathroom ant farts when he's nervous shes laughs at me and ran back to class I just walked around the classroom till the bell ring she grabbed me because we had are next class together "you wanna talk about it" "sure I did it as a joke but I felt sum" "m-e t-oo I've had a crush for a while but i thought you didn't like me so i just shoved it down" we got to class "ok class we have a test clear your desk" "ugh" "imma kill my self Ramos" "you don't get to kiss me and then kill your self" "Anthony and y/n is there something you wanna say to the class" "nah" we said and unison the class laughed "not a option" "you asked if we wanted to something and we said no how is that 'not a option'" "get out" "no voice?" "GET OUT" "what do we do now?" "Walk around" "I always knew this day would come" "so here's a map and fake hall passes we will survive till 5minutes till class ends let's move" "this is not a movie dude" "shut up" "anyway let's walk around look and classes and tease friends" "sure" we went to my cousins class and he flicked him off and danced in the window and his teacher yelled at him we went to our friends deans class we danced and made a sign saying "we kissed" she gasped and got in trouble we got water and snacks and had so much fun "should we start skipping" "shit maybe" "are y'all actually dating" "yes dean" "we'll talk later my teacher dose not like late people" "bye" "ant?" "I thought you liked that other girl" "ok so she was the baseball physical person and I was embarrassed" "oh so are we dating now" "as long as there no mushy shit I don't care at all"

[torifuckingspring]

nobody gives a fuck but i am bored and indecisive and convinced that i have no time left

ok that's it

this is dumb af

[worldsworstvampire]

ok so like basically Genie and Brat cat lady like never knew each other but then like one day their siblings who are Dante and Nana (in this AU Michi and Nana are siblings so like they actually have a good relationship. And also michi helped Nana/her lil sister run away and other shit. Also Nana is how like Michi knows who Katelyn and the others are and vice versa and shit) and then the older siblings are like biotch hold the fuck up who r u dating and then boom they meet each other and yh

Its dumb but like I actually like this Michi and Nana sibling thing

Also random but another Michene headcanon is that like Michi turns in a cat to (still) stay with Gene when they r in a tight space

Ok bye imma shut it now

AWWW THATS SO CUTE especially the hc :33

[cherrytimemachine]

Ok but like- prewar Mesoprowl au where I just throw out their canon meetup and make my own separate universe.

Prowl and Mesothulas met through one of Prowl’s friends and a classmate of Meso’s, the outlier Damus. The thing is, Damus had no intention of introducing them, and he frankly hated how weird and sometimes creepy he’d get with Prowl. For some reason or another, Prowl actually liked this guy though, so Damus kept his mouth shut about it.

Fast forward to their frankly strange way of living together and Meso reveals he made a baby as a surprise. Prowl is stunned and he doesn’t feel right about it since Meso never asked him if he wanted a child, he just decided without consulting Prowl at all. Despite that, Prowl stayed with him and tried to help raise baby Ostaros (the name was of course Meso’s idea) as best as he could while he was trying to pass his police academy training.

The final straw came when Mesothulas unveiled his creation that he called the Noisemaze. That was just too much for Prowl, and one night he took Ostaros and fled his home all the way to his good friend’s house. Damus had risen concerns about his classmate before, but Prowl had told him everything was fine. He felt really guilty about brushing him off when he finally left. Damus gave him a place to stay in his own home and voluntarily took baby Ostaros and dropped him off at an orphanage, so he could have a chance at a loving family better suited to raise him. Prowl did love his son, but he knew that he lacked the maturity and the capacity to provide his child with the guidance he needed, and so he made the hard decision to give him up for adoption.

He wouldn’t come into contact with Mesothulas again for some time, until this strange spinner creature kidnapped him and held him hostage, only to reveal himself as a mutated version of Mesothulas. This version of him is based off of Elita One from Animated, and he has her power to be able to use other people’s outlier abilities with a single touch. Unfortunately, his mutation not only turned him into a half organic, but he’d slowly been succumbing to the more cannibalistic nature of spiders with both a lack of food and the organic mutation in his CNA.

He ate Prowl’s eye is what I’m saying.

This new entity renamed himself Tarantulas, a mad scientist with a thirst for his own blood. His hands and spider appendages can be used to take the powers of another, as well as being able to inject venom into victims. His true horrific ability is behind his woven silk mask he made to cover his face. His mouth, with a single deep bite, could inject his mutation into another mech, turning them into a monstrous spider creature, just like himself.

Anyway, Imma go to bed now, bye. ✌️

[sailoryooons]

you already know my answer for most of these because i’m insane BUT let me add to some of them:

3. F*ck Chrimast!Yoongi had me in a puddle of fluff, I mean he makes toys for the kids and furnitures for the elderly AND listens to my christmas king Michael Buble, MAAM IMMA NEED YOU TO TAKE 💳 MY 💳 MONEY 💳 !!!

6. As you know, my memory is shit but I will never EVER forget Taehyung feeding the fishes in the lake with Jimin’s gluten free bread (speaking of, it might be time for my bi annual reread, see #12 also 🤓)

11. I can’t wait to see you write other members next year, especially Namjoon because you know I’m a whore™️ (even tho I will miss my green flag yoongis)

13. « I’m sorry for being the annoying person that can’t shut up about my fav fics, but were you looking to read a brother’s best friend AU??? »

OK THE MELATONIN IS ABOUT TO KICK IN, LOVE YOU BYEBYE 🩷🩷🩷

DOIFHSOFUAEOISJGROIJ HI I ALREADY KNOW ALL THESE ARE GONNA BE MIXTAPE BUT ITS FINE I LOVE YOU ANYWAY

3. Wait its NOT MIXTAPE? HOLD THE PHONE ALERT THE MEDIA MEGGIE IS TALKING ABOUT NOT MIXTAPE YOONGI SOMEONE HAS TO TELL HIM! Okay but no I think F*ck Christmas Yoongi is actually my favorite ever. I really wrote my Ideal Boyfriend and have zero regrets about it.

6. LMFAO LITERALLY. "Why are you feeding the fish?" "Fish are friends." Ten minutes later. "TAEHYUNG THAT BETTER NOT BE THE ONLY GLUTEN-FREE BREAD IN THE HOUSE" slkjfoijgsoifjaeoifjoij I don't know what possessed me to write that, honestly.

11 I am about to give you so many Namjoon's you're going to be NAMDRUNK. I'm going to shove him down everyone's throat thank you for asking.

13 ifdsoigsoijgigjoigjeoieijij not the Mixtape promotion. Literally I should hire you as my publicst ngl. I love you okay okay okay okay bye ily bye

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