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I have eaten scrambled eggs, a portobello mushroom, kale, havarti cheese, lemon, & lemon herb seasoning for 2 days in a row... can we do 3
#highly likely#food fixation is real#I'm trying to cut out bread idk#only toasties#the cheese is mainly for the dogs lol
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Back on my huggy leo nonsense :)
Similar to one of those reptile heat rocks, id imagine a nicely heated metal arm also feels very nice! Turtles and all
#working on the main comic?#nah ew#working on silly mini comics?? making the leos huggier??#HECK YEAH#2 arms left#rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#oh btw#dw his arm is fine he didnt destroy it or anything#just make it a lil toasty is all#+ donnie so made it fire resistant#since you know#literal flame thrower in there#+ hey fun fact did you know fire was a big help back in apocalypse 2?#burnt goop like an oil#only in small chunks of it though#bigger chunks you just angered it
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Cheese heard a sound (plastic)
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Peter: I think I've been doing great recently!
Tony: You have 2 stab wounds!
Peter: but yesterday I had 4! This is an improvement!
#you're doing great sweetie#and only 1 of the stabs was from fighting.#the other was when he wanted to make a cheese toastie in the middle of the night#he spilt some milk on the floor while making the toastie#then he slipped#and stabbed his stomach#more room for cheese now tho#peter parker#tony stark#spiderman#marvel#ironman#irondad#spiderson#marvel cinematic universe#incorrect mcu quotes#incorrect mcu#marvel incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#mcu#incorrect peter parker
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saw this on tik tok and thought tumblr would appreciate it <3
creds: @/akkakora on tik tok
#st0neddew-valley#stardew valley#sdv#toasty thoughts w/ fisch#stardew valley harvey#sdv harvey#i have yet to romance harvey but i thought it was very very very cute#perhaps i will romance him and do slow burn ass shit by only giving him wine and coffee#i say slow burn bc i always take forever to get coffee and to get the kegs LMAO
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I’m trying to write a “quick” reference doc of in-universe common knowledge for the players in my ttrpg campaign but every time I sit down to edit, it expands by another 200 words. The section on orbital dynamics is now almost a full page. There should not be a section on orbital dynamics. Why do I have chronic terminal writer brain. H e l p
#the planet is in a much more elliptical orbit than earth so the seasons are driven as much by that as axial tilt#you get uneven season lengths#and the temperature variation between seasons is much more dramatic in one hemisphere than the other#there are a whole bunch of calendar systems#I explain the calendars in detail and give specific numbers#but the moon is small and orbits quickly so lunar calendars are uncommon#also the planet is closer to the sun than earth#just barely on the edge of the habitable zone#it’s toasty#the oceans are fucked#the only inhabited land is on polar continents#it’s bigger than earth too and dominated by oceans#I need to be stopped#ttrpg
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Curse or Blessing?
#‘what’s the meaning behind the caption toasty?’#i have plans that i cannot share with you right now because the haters will sabotage me#me when i post something only i know the context of leaving everyone else confused 🧍#fyi the thing on his thigh is a flower garland!#twst#twst oc#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland oc#my art#🌼
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Damn the Tottmnt writers really don't want us to know what would happen if a human got injected with mutagen do they
#like... the only mutants we've ever seen were all originally random animals#never humans#tottmnt#tales of the tmnt#tottmnt spoilers#just in case#mutagen tmnt#tmnt#toasty's rants
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moms at the sports game.....
#olivine has one of those giant totes that carries EVERYTHING u could ever need and even stuff you'll probably never need#juice and water for the entire team. 6 first aid kids. an entire pharmacy. cute lil bandages with the animal mascots on em#falsified passports of another country (for the whole family). because you never know.#the bag is cavernous and weighs as much as a bus#olivine carries it around like it's nothing#kuya has this tiny purse . idk. the strap is made up entirely of those metal chain link puzzles that he likes as intimacy gifts#fidget toy purse for kuya when he's bored (frequently) :)#the only thing in his purse is matches.#absoLUTELy kuya is stomping around in high heels and his fuzzy little boots at sunrise#whoever put those puffballs on kuya's sash in his SR design is seriously Biggest Brain#because that means i can now put kuya in all sorts of obnoxious clothing with puffballs#those glittery santa boots with puffballs all over em? kuya.#faux fur poofy coats that would make anyone else look like a moldy marshmallow? kuya.#olivine is actually sensible (not a peacock) and wears some nice comfy warm clothing. very soft. very inviting#will he expose his gem for slutty purposes#despite the brisk weather and dropping temperatures?#always.#a toasty warm olimom with a supportive smile and a bag of snacks.#i want olivine to give me a juice box 🥺#nu carnival kuya#nu carnival olivine
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My brother and I were watching some s4 the other night and he mentioned missing Isaac, which got me thinking— If Isaac had been in s4, he would’ve been SO bitchy towards Liam. The banter would’ve been HILARIOUS he’d look at Liam all bound in duct tape and just stand there, unbothered like. “Okay. So what do we do with it.” IT !! In the fashion of a person who hates babies, and Liam is a newborn child PLEASE.
Stiles suggests chloroforming and drowning Liam in a lake and Isaac would be the only person who concedes. He’d VOLUNTEER and it’d be the singular time he aligns himself with Stiles. There’s Scott (lovingly) and Stiles (begrudgingly) coparenting this teeny kid, and then there’s just tallass Isaac Slayhey. Who walks up to the three of them mid conversation and doesn’t even acknowledge Liam as he uses his head as an armrest.
#I WOULDVE LOVED IT#their interactions would’ve been off the damn charts#if only daniel sharman had stayed on board for just one more season… sigh#anyway time to create scenarios in my head because this is now the most ridiculously funny thing ive ever thought of#teen wolf#isaac lahey#liam dunbar#scott mccall#stiles stilinski#toasty talks
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SJM robbed us of the most solid group of friends in the form of Lucien, Feyre, and Tamlin. The Inner Circle has nothing on Book 1 Lucien, Feyre and Tamlin.
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Mummy? I am be doing a
F r i g h t e n
#my boys tag#cheese has no brain only melted chedder#cheese toastie#guinea pigs#the Prey Animal Stare (c)
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idk much about these doodles other than i drew all this at some point before summer school
#art#sonic scribbles#doodles#shadow the hedgehog#i dont wanna tag shadespio because its only a tiny doodle#machine girl#also the toasty buns lettering is crap im not tagging parappa
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HELP theyre trying to give him an ffxiv addiction!!!
#dont do it owl#trust me ull be playing nonstop until u reach level 60...#the only reason im no longer latched on is cause its subscription based and im too busy with work and art to get my moneys worth whew#blooming panic#id play ffxiv with toasty and xyx tho#like no cap
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the world will never be the same
"Alexander Hamilton", Hamilton: An American Musical | Jonas Vingegaard on the podium of the 2021 Tour de France ©Jean Catuffe/Getty Images | Jonas Vingegaard on the podium of the 2022 Tour de France ©Etienne Garnier/ATP/Getty Images
#jonas vingegaard#cycling poetry#i'm still on my hamilton x cycling bend don't mind me#saw that first pic in flourbray's edit and had a lightbulb moment#what a crazy time period for jonas like in 18 months he went from only his 2nd worldtour stage win to winning the tour de france#i love that crazy little danish man i really do#also i have embraced the toastiness of the quality at this point like alright tumblr you win this one
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What a stupid idiot
Edit: Ori is allergic to everything. Wheat. Soy. Gluten. Egg. I'm IMMENSELY relieved and entertained that this moron loves the cronch but refuses to eat the problem.
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