#or a cucumber

[madsciencepottery]

You have been visited by the twocumber. May you receive twofold luck in the coming days

[doyouknowthemossinman]

the way i'm so tempted to go on a gas station run rn

[bruciemilf]

Every time the batkids get into legal trouble (damaged property fighting a villain, entitled old ladies being mad they didn’t get saved first, Damian sueing a classmate for proprietary rights over an OC he drew in class, the ONLY person they want to be represented by is Harvey.

Sure, TEHNICALLY he can’t practice anymore, but this is Gotham, and the law system is made of tangled wires. If you pull the right one, you’re in the clear.

The hardest plaintiff is Jason, by far. Ironically enough, he has the simplest cases.

“Okay, so, HOLD ON— I have to TELL you to get out of the way when Bane throws an ENTIRE truck your way? If you can’t dodge death, it deserves to have you, period.”

“Lady, I’m not going to save your weird ass dog/frog hybrid science experiment , — who BIT me, by the way, — over an entire bank full of PEOPLE.”

“Oh im sorry I forgot to pay for the overpriced 12 dollar latte while RUNNING FROM WILD MANEATING PLANTS. “

Harvey, pouring a violent amount of vodka in his coffee: your honor, my client just needs a nap probably

[yueyie]

Wait, wait, wait,… what do you mean it’s me ???

[life-on-our-planet]

Two tiny shrimps battle each other on the back of a sea cucumber, filmed at a depth of 15m. Seacrop Diving School | Japan

[shrimpchipsss]

reverse transmigration for dove for SVSSSAction!

[montereybayaquarium]

Time for a sea cucumber ✨GLOW UP✨

(Thanks to @mbari-blog for the first two video clips!)

[gggermicide]

Part 2

[tomfrogisblue]

bro I'm gonna explode

q!philza is always shocked when people build their houses next to him, move into his basement, trust his judgement and advice, trust him with their lives

MY BROTHER IN CHRIST

the new member's first memories of this server are gonna be how you gave them waypoints, then money so they could use them, then explained the bounty system, then swooped in like a guardian angel when one of the players was downed all by herself

AND EVERY NEW MEMBER IS TREATED SIMILAR BY YOU

ANYTIME ANYONE ON THE SERVER NEEDS HELP, YOU SWOOP IN, AVOCADO TOAST IN HAND

I just wanna shake q!philza by the shoulders and yell in his self-depreciating face "YOU ARE A GOOD PERSON AND YOU ARE LOVED!"

[theoldkyokodied]

Aaaaand more very quick stream doodles. This one shot was so fun to watch, it’s so sad that it had to end already. But oh well, let’s not dwell on that and let’s enjoy the good time we had, like disguised tiefling gale being both Karlachs and astarions type, wyll and gale having a spa day, bing bong in general (rip king, you will be missed), and of course the 8 strength fight for magic items <3 thanks to the cast for the chaos, I enjoyed it thoroughly

[crevicedwelling]

2 All My Haters….

I’ll thiscncumber eat however I want

[luvpngs]

🍀 like or reblog if you use/save 🍀

[justletmeon12]

I love that Game Changer has become so dependent on fucking with contestants that pretty much every episode now opens with a candid shot of an "innocent" "pre-camera rolling" interaction wherein someone sets them up.

[thrashz]

Idk if anyone has done it yet but here’s my best guesses for some of the background npcs in side order!

[worse-name]

Former Emperor of the Merged Realms THIS Close to Stamping His Foot and Pouting!!!!