one of the chocolate guys videos appears on your dash. you pause your scrolling to watch it, trying to guess what he’s making because this doesn’t seem to be one you’ve seen before. as the video goes on you get more unnerved and impressed — he seems to be making a whole human being this time, and it’s uncannily realistic. it’s even filled with candied fruit and sweet pastries in place of organs, red velvet cake and a cherry reduction making up flesh and blood beneath the chocolate. but something feels off. the person he’s making seems strangely familiar. upon the final reveal, you know why. amaury guichon has created a perfect replica of you
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so the occurrence that almost every woman was sexually harrassed by a man at some point in her life is just a cluster of a few individual experiences that you cannot formulate any general conclusions based on BUT a few reddit porn addicted losers not having a girlfriend assigned to them as soon as they're born or being rejected by three girls in middle school is a world scale epidemic that gets its own name, psychologists and media and useless video essayists devoted to finding out what its causes are and to figuring out how to solve it, and every woman is now responsible for solving it. i love living in this world i am totally not chewing on my arm right now!
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i was wondering why they released a ruehob mug this month but now it makes sense
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Tumblr is being mean and not letting me post the actual video here but this is what I've been doing the last week or so :D Very excited about it lmao
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So! Just how would Hakuno here feel if she summoned a Sora out of all of those possibilities?
WAAAAAHHH I AM.. SO VERY LATE TO RESPONDING TO DIS.... BUT THANK U SO SO MUCH FOR SENDING THIS IN!! seriously, it's vvv sweet of u 🥺🥺 tysm for breaking the ice! tho from what i've seen from u in the dash, ur super warm and approachable! def would love to chat and interact more! <33
but to answer your question! well actually lemme pull a (hak)uno reverse card and ask you-- how would sora feel if he got summoned by an amnesiac master who doesn't know what the hell she's doing? 🧐 HDDFGHS OK BUT I THINK THEY'D BE REAL NEAT!! i know nothing about kingdom heart tbh, but from what i know of your sora (+ some of my wiki reading hehe..) they actually have soo much in common.... both are the stubborn reckless types who put others above themselves so i'm definitely curious to see just how they'd play off of each other! especially cuz my hakuno takes all those traits to a... borderline concerning level ^_^ ! but ye, i always think it's neat to have characters get a look at themselves through another character, and i can rlly see that for these too. lots of potential for positive development methinks! and just lots of character growth in general ✨✨ tho despite their many similarities, i also think they're,, packaged differently? if that makes sense! sora i feel like gives off the image of what you expect from a typical hero-- not trying to simplify his character to just that btw! just bringing it up because hakuno, on the other hand, is more of a classical antihero. mmm they kinda give me like a sun and moon kinda vibe, ya kno!
ALSO!! i just wanna throw this out there but i think they'd be suuuper great adventure buddies 🥺 i feel like they'd both love adventures and exploration idk idk! but also oh my gosh their competitive streaks.. i also love that so much actually xD would love to see em getting all heated up (in good fun!) over some little game or sth! they'd have super fun dynamic and i'm excited to see em interact!! >:3
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I wish more people understood that you can have hard limits and boundaries when it comes to fictional content you enjoy without insinuating that anyone who doesn't share similar opinions is some kind of freak/pervert/monster.
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Since it's common for batfam to have some computer skills and hacking, I think oracle babs should turn whoever the current robin is into her mini me hacker assistant. Give them the tedious jobs.
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