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ok while malware dca isnt looking
#how many tags can i put here so it isnt showing what im about to say. yes this is hornyposting#cw suggestive#cw sex talk#i guess. but like. solely because of tags#malware is so pretty and great and gorgeous and i love malware so much what a gorgeous gorgeous bot. and i love malware#is this down enough? im going to expand my thoughts heavily in tags alone. lets see if this gets tumblr mature warning#i might delete this later out of shame. unlearn shame until its your own. sobs#okay here we go#i need to fucking gurgle on that man. i need to suck his dicks#i need to struggle to take his three tongues into my mouth. like while we're sloppily making out#i want to choke on his cocks. i need to take em both in my mouth and like. he pushes my head down more on them as im forced to gag#or something. and also i need#i need to get railed by him. like. until i cannot think. i know solaris would. i love solaris. so pretty. i want him. i want him bad.#hes sooo pretty. i love solaris dca. i love malware dca#i need to be beneath that man. i need to be beneath them both. so pretty i adore them so much i need them carnally#i love and hate the way they make me feel because oh my god i'm feeling it. i love them i adore them theyre so sweet i need them.
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(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)
#polls#tumblr polls#For me I think the top ones would be the House. The Money. or the Friend Group. But I ultimately might would go for the house#JUST becuase it would be my Dream House which means it would already meet mostly all of my specifications#and what I might be looking for. which would save a lot of time searching or customizing/rennovating.#Also because I could use that as a way to leave the US lol.. like .. if I get to choose my dream location.. couldnt I just choose some othe#country?? But I wonder how that works. Can you legally 100% have full ownership of a property in a country yet not be a citizen of that#country?? Would you show up and be like 'erm.. i own this house.. so i shall now live in it' and theyd be like 'uh no. you cant live here#despite owning the house. leave.' ??#So I think the initial process of 1. scraping together funds to actually MOVE myself and my most valuable belongings physically#TO another country. and 2. figuring out how to STAY in that country . might end up being difficult.. BUT. if I could just work that#part of things out then.. dream house?? security for once in my life?? stability?? :0#Though the $1mil is enticing it's also like.. I feel .. with the way housing prices are now... that's not much???#it's a lot I guess if you plan on like.. investing half the money and staying in an apartment for 5 years while you grow your wealth#or something. but if you're a 'I Need Stability NOW' ready to settle down person who would be most interested in owning a property rather#than nice clothes or a car or whatever other investments you could make then.. eh..?? It seems like unless you're okay with living in#a small town or kind of far away from the city - even some SMALL houses in majorly populated areas in the US will be like#$600.000 - $900.000 or something. like that would be MOST of my money. Which I know you could just pay partially and make#payments on it but idk.. in the option of just outright owning the house it seems like it'd end up being cheaper.#Plus I would want to own it fully asap because I'd be afraid of losing it somehow otherwise. like it being taken for medical bills or#something. which I thought was supposed to be - not IMPOSSIBLE - slightly more complicated legally if you actually have#paid off the house in full. I guess the issue then would be utilities and property tax and such. But I feel like thats overcome-able??#Like I could just stipulate that my Dream House has a little furnished addition or something and then find someone#with money and be like 'Look you can live in this extremely nice area with amazing ameneties and updated everything and ALL you have#to do is give me money to cover the utilities and property tax.'' or something like that. Like the little furnished addition is nicer#than the actual house. they have their own pool and spa and movie room or something and Ill also cook all their meals for them#or whatever (how luxurious it would be depeneds on how high the property tax actually is/how much I would need to entice them into#why it's a good deal for them to pay it for me lol). idk... something like that.. ANYWAY#I asked a few people I know though and one of them answered they'd rather have a romantic partner. the other one said they'd like#to be able to choose someone to die lol.. So I'm curious what people value the most
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Finally caught up with Apothecary Diaries. I can't believe they gave Maomao a gun.
#the apothecary diaries#maomao#jinshi#I started watching back from the beginning and oh man...this series is a delight.#Maomao is one of my favourite protagonists for the fact she is a unique mystery lover who also loves to stay in her own lane.#She's here to solve the 'how' of the mystery but the who? Not her problem and not her job.#No crazy leaps in logic. Just a girl who loves her posions and puzzles.#I want to say so much more about this series but It really is best enjoyed as something to discover on your own! It's a mystery after all!#I want to draw some crossover art for this series so badly...Perhaps...perhaps...#This dehydration story comes from my own life - in which my flatmates have a running bit about calling sport drinks 'potions'.#This was very relevant when I was suffering from dehydration (low sodium intake + over drinking lead to a very bad time).#That's right. You can dehydrate via drinking too much water. Low sodium and low potassium can make you very ill as well.#Sometimes what you need is someone aggressively reminding you to add salt to your dishes and drink your goddamn potion.
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This but Sonadow ⤵
#I really need to learn how to render better bc I still dont like how the only shading in here turned out#also I dont know how to make comics yet sorry if its hard to understand#but to be kinda good at something you gotta be bad at it first ą“¦ąµą“¦ą“æ Ė į“ Ė )#my art#art#digital art#sth#sonadow#shadonic#sonic x shadow#shadow x sonic#sonic and shadow#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog
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i'll be honest thinking about las vegas makes me nauseous.
#emyrs.txt#like about the environment.#also it just freaks me out a little.#like that one tma ep about being in the suburbs forever.#being there makes me feel trapped. idk it's silly but i always feel like i'm in a glass jar or something.#if i need to leave I Wouldnt Be Able To. you know. at least not quickly#which is true about other cities as well but las vegas specifically. theres nothing around for miles. it freaks me out#also it stresses me out to think about the waste the city generates. worry not i stress out about LA doing thag as well but we're not in#the middle of the desert.#i think its just bc being in a landlocked state freaks me out. many such cases.
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Quick reminder as we head into Trumpās first week in office. We are about to see an onslaught of executive actions designed to strip of us our rights. Weāve seen this before.
Many of them wonāt be legal, many of them wonāt take effect immediately, and some of them will be just plain nonsense. Trump alone canāt change the law (yet anyway- thatās Congress) and there is an official government process for enacting most executive actions that works slowly.*
There will be time to fight against these ordersāeither by stopping them entirely, weakening them, or at least slowing them down.
The purpose of doing so many terrible things at once is to scare us. Is to intimidate us to cede more ground than we need to. Donāt let them.
Stay engaged, stay angry, stay hopeful (or spiteful- me tbh), andāmost importantlyāstay strategic. Find an organization you trust, follow them, and take action when they ask you to.
(Side note- pick just a few issues to care deeply about and only follow a few organizations you trust. Donāt try to solve everything all the time or consume every piece of news. You WILL burn yourself out and thatās not helpful for anyone. Trust me, speaking from experience. Staying 15% engaged is better than 120% for three months and then 0%).
What weāre seeing right now is a backlash to decades of progressāa dying (and by extension dangerous Iām not gonna lie) breath of those in power desperate to maintain control. They wouldnāt be trying to squash us if there wasnāt something to squash.
TL;DR- thereās gonna be a lot of bad stuff in the news today. Donāt give into panic. There will be time to fight most of it. Stay engaged.
*Unfortunately, there will be some actions the President can control on his own and will take effect immediately. ICE Raids being one of them. Hereās a Know Your Rights factsheet. To learn more and stay informed on this issue, recommend following National Immigration Law Center, CASA, Immigrant Defense Project.
#idk if anyone needs to hear this but wanted to say something#vividly remember the first week of Trump in 2017#it was awful but also there were more opportunities to fight back than I expected#Donald Trump#trump administration#fuck trump#us politics
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In my heart, Ford once went to an ice dimension and got Really Good at ice skating, and now he's absolutely insufferable about it.
#I think Ford has a bunch of random skills & everytime one comes up he has the most ridiculous yet completely true story to go along with it#in this case it involves picking a lock with his skates while scaled half way up a glacier. (he needed something for the gun dw about it)#I also think Stan would also be good re the 'Stan's Roller Skating in short shorts' lines from Dreamscapers#The difference being that Stan isn't willing to risk breaking his back for it. Unlike Ford who is already mid backflip#I know what ice skates actually look like btw. I know the blade is inaccurate. I promise. I know š#Gravity Falls#Stanford Pines#Ford Pines#Grunkle#Grunkle Ford#Fan art#fanart#artists on tumblr#my art
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So. All this to tell the idea "shimmer is used as a medicine that helps patients in critical condition to survive their surgeries". It's very regulated and Silco's ass is in the line if anyone abuses shimmer.
I also wanted to tie some scenes/lines etc from season 1 to the Alternative Universe. And make Silco a bit more, well, Silco but with the AU vibe. I am also not letting Singed go, he is gonna be helping Silco and getting something in return. Maybe the kids are gonna try to build Orianna her body. Also, whatever the universe, Singed will burn his face. No timeline will save him. He is just like that.
Vander almost lost half his family in one day.
This is like a regular fanfic. Just with pictures. Nothing deeper than that.
Happy one week of zaundads insanity!
#my art#sketchy sketch#comic#arcane#arcane season 2#zaundads au#zaundads#vanco#silco arcane#vander arcane#wooheee#I happy that I did something but also iuad so nervous#poor silco has to deal with the council in the au#or poor council has to deal with silco?#yea its cheesy its melodramatic its ooc#had to figure out ways to do scene changes lol#just threw everything at it#i needed to dense the talking stuff to just show the āmain ideaā#eight pages was already a lot
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couldnt draw my thang for mid-autumn so treated myself to a calne redesign instead
#calne ca#hatsune miku#VOCALOID#cw: body horror#<- And I Fucking Mean That We Are Not Fucking Around Today#well we are. as in I drew this as a fuckaround treat for myself#but the body horror tag is the most warranted its ever been on this blog#ask to tag#I am as ever on my journey to make calne ca Worse. her OG version is too cool. even the crab ver is too cool#I need her to be worse to look at. I am also getting myself into to mood to test my hand at boarding a pmv for my friend's cover#I think my thought for this was ''I should try and give her a more insectoid bodyplan''#which in this mostly means gently three-part body and six limbs (my favourite amount of limbs to draw rn)#actually almost gave her eight but didnt like how that silhouette came out so I mermaided her uh. abdomen I guess#though maybe next time I do this I should push that idea more. the head and torso are still very distinct for one unified part#I feel like one of my old attempts was onto something with like. a more horizontal body plan... well! live and learn etc#happy late mid autumn I guess. I should play with touys about it... I miss model kits. mayhaps...
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When I tell you that I have read fanfic characterizations so OOC that they'd classify as an original character, trust me I have read THOUSANDS. But you know what I don't do? :) Tell the author of those fanfics that they might as well classify that character as an original character if they're going to write them like one. Because that's fucking rude. People don't owe you your preferred characterizations. The back button is free.
#fanfiction#ao3#archive of our own#fandom#dont mind me im getting mad at something old again#saw a comment while browsing that reminded me of some lncemond discourse awhile back and got pissed off all over again lmao#also needed this as a reminder for myself tbh#i be getting too frustrated with my hp fics sometimes when it is literally not that serious#say it with me:#MY OPINION IS NOT FACT#ACTING ENTITLED IS NEVER CUTE#AND I'M GROWN ENOUGH TO CURATE MY OWN EXPERIENCE WITHOUT DISPARAGING OTHER ARTISTS#ššš
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there's something so deeply dystopian to me how tech companies don't understand that a forced convenience is not a convenience at all. i'm sure autocorrect is helpful for many, but a function that forcibly changes my actual written words and punctuation is taking away my language. photo filters can be nice but i need to choose using them myself or else i have lost the ability to take the picture i want. i don't want a machine to draw or write for me. taking away the option for me to do things manually feels like violence!!!! all this talk of endless opportunity, why are you RESTRICTING me
#haha im upset an android update removed my most used screenshotting tools while forcing more ai garbage on me#tech companies go sit in the staircase and think about what you've done#there are many technical conveniences i choose to rely on because they're convenient for my sensibilities#but these should not be the default for anyone or the only option#it's like. it's technology. it has the capability of being personalised for our actual use and convenience like isn't that the POINT#AHHHHHHHHH#also with all the ai bullshit it's so hard to fully underline how much i enjoy the act of drawing and creating and i don't WANT it to be#more 'convenient' or easy?#not in the eay techbros think anyway. i think there should be accessibility tools and options to make the Process good for Your Needs#which is not. having a machine create something in your stead ??? ??????????
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Need a teen! Bruce au where heās exactly like Justice League! Batman and Battinson in one. That mf put the fear of every god in Raās Al Ghul.
Everytime heās in a room with someone over 30 āTeenagersā by My Chemical Romance plays in the background.
Despite that, in his own way, heās as gentle as can be with his league. Give me a young Diana whoās getting spat on and ripped apart by the media in a way not one of her male teammates get.
And sheās Wonder Woman. She shouldnāt be affected by it. And she is, anyway. Bruce relates to that in an uncomfortable degree.
āWhen I first became Batman, weak men tried standing in my way, too. ā
āAnd what did you do?ā
āI stepped over them.ā
He has a tiny Robin he occasionally has to keep on a leash.
Give me somewhat teen mom Bruce who struggles to wrangle his unruly six year old who likes flipping from rooftop to rooftop and thinks fighting Bane is a piece of cake.
āIf Tati can do it, so can I!ā
āDick,ā he paused, before handing him a handfull of candy. āWonderful emotional manipulation. Good job.ā
ā:Dā
#I LOVE HIMMMMM HES SO AWKWARD AND COOL TO ME#give me the league fangirling over him at every turn and heās just Tired of them. has to call teen Clark whoās Perry Whiteās intern like.#āKalā please write about something other than Batman.ā#āBruce. I cannot say no to you. Please donāt ask me to do that.ā#alfred is extremely tired. also extremely in need of Bruce to stop being self sufficient.#let him take care of you daMN ITā#teen bruce wayne#bruce wayne#batman#batdad#writing#dick grayson#dc comics
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something something personal hell paved with good intentions
#idk wanted to make something different and cool and experimental#challenge myself ig#it was fun definitely#but i am terrible at making pieces like this#gravity falls#fiddleford mcgucket#i also need to draw literally anything else#if i keep drawing fiddleford mcgucket i will go insane#worms doodles
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Dog Meshi.
#dungeon meshi#falin touden#marcille donato#laios touden#The foreshadowing of the laios's barking is so funny. It isn't even just Marcille's flashback. It's everywhere.#It's the love of dogs. How he intimidates the basilisk. General fascination with creatures and their behaviours.#This is a man who is would not be a furry per say but would own a fursuit for the fascination of the craft.#Laios is the guy in the forums rating people's hybrid fursonas for nothing but the love of creatures.#Dog Laios would use his powers to go into dog-free restaurants.#That human impression is so good. One might say 'Woah who's that confident hairy guy? Alright boss; in you go.'#He would be the no.1 customer of a New York Deli that has no legal business license but makes the best sandwiches in the city.#āWould Senshi run it?ā I think he would also be a dog in this theoretical AU. Which...makes the scene even funnier actually.#A comic in which everyone is dogs was never something I thought I'd make but here we are!#Marcille is a borzoi (elf of dogs). Tolden siblings are golden lab-retrievers.#Senshi is a scottish terrier. Chilchuck is harder; I need to think on that one. Another terrier perhaps.#Happy Thistle Thursday once again. I hope this comic makes someone laugh half as much as I did while drawing it.
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Not only are you gonna fight a bunch of flowers, Susie. You're gonna fight a wedding bouquet!
FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT
MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)
#undertale#deltarune#utdr#crossover#crossover comic#twin runes#twin runes au#twin runes comic#my art#kris dreemurr#lesslo#susie deltarune#ralsei#chara#frisk#did you REALLY think I fogot about the soul colored flowers in asgore's shop?#yeah no this was planned all along#you guys need to be a little bit more patient#not everything needs an immediate payoff#that'd be boring#also yes I REALLY wanted to make that pun#along with lesslo being a representation of asgroe and toriel's divorce#there is just something funny about them having to fight their wedding bouquet#is this what you call exposure therapy?#more like family therapy#who knows maybe it'll help kris cope with it better#also yes... the hydrangea is doing the godzilla roar in case you're wondering
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oops, still feral over pre-war Dead End Dratchet






(drift: you're rusting at every joint gasket: but isn't that doctor chummy with the cops? we're literal thieves??)
started with the headcanon that drift hung around the clinic like a feral wet cat for a while, then halfway through shading these, I started thinking, what if deadlock was an especially reliable assassin because he knew what kind of damage would make sure that even the best of the best couldn't bring you back
#couple million years later#ratchet is performing autopsies and very determinedly not thinking about teaching that one kid which energon lines are most volatile#you ever get this image in your head of a guy lurking around the guy who saved his life and then think#guess i need to design a clinic#but because your dumb brain needs context you think i guess i need to design the surroundings so you start a daytime wide shot too#and then an even dumber part of your brain is like let's do it all in that fake etching style that you haven't totally worked out yet#and then you also get sad about gasket so you stick him in too#they're done at least we achieved something aaaaaaa????#transformers idw#maccadam#tf drift#dratchet#tf ratchet#ratchet#gasket#drift#mtmte#my art
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