#or well online sibling

[snakxreader]

i think wambus most definitely overworks himself, believing that he alone is responsible for keeping the whole town fed by tending to the garden, so may i suggest: the reader helping wambus realize he’s allowed to rest, and take a day off to relax and take care of himself?

A/N: Heya everyone! Sorry I haven’t posted in anything in the past few days ^^’. I promise I’m doing my best to work on requests! I’m typing this as I’m heading to a photoshoot, so I’m being a bit brief. Still, I hope you enjoy the fic, and thanks for sticking around!!

Wambus x Reader (Take a Break)

Wambus plowed the dirt in front of him, his breath ragged from the work. He stood a second, despite his better judgment, to lean on his hoe, wiping sweat from his brow. The farmer had been at it for hours now. His crops had let up a pretty fortunate amount, but he couldn’t rest yet.

There was a more drastic need for a garden with Lizbert’s disappearance from the island. Their main food source had disappeared, and while he did think Filbo’s new friend was busy getting everyone back, he needed to to supply them with something to eat should the worst happen. He sighed, heaved his hoe, and made another plow in the ground.

“Lot of plowing you’re doing.”

He paused, looking up at you, leaning on the garden fence. He gave a slight smile.

“Maybe a bit. Not like we don’t need it.”

You hummed in response, and Wambus continued to work. This was routine between you two, just him working away while keeping a conversation with you.

“You know you can take a break, right?”

Wambus paused. “Pardon?”

“For the past few days, from way earlier than you normally wake, to nearly dawn, you’ve been plowing away at this garden, ripe with crops. I can’t help but wonder if you know you’re allowed to take a break.”

Wambus laughed. “Sorry, but, uh…this garden feeds the whole town-”

“You feed three people. Gramble, Shelda and that journalist running around.”

Wambus flinched. You sighed. “Sorry, I didn’t mean it like that.” You apologize, massaging your head. “I just…You need a break Wambus.”

He spat on the ground. “Dunno what’re on about. ‘M fine.”

“Your hands are literally shaking.”

The farmer blinked at your deadpan and checked his hands. Sure enough, they weren't…in the best shape, shaking badly. He shook his head though. “That’s nuthin.”

“Wambus, your breath is ragged, you look exhausted and you probably haven dranken anything-”

“I had some water this morin’!”

“- in the past few hours.”

Wambus grimaced. You had him there. He leaned his hoe against the fence and sighed, walking towards you.

“Listen, partner. I’m fine. I know you think I should be ‘takin’ breaks’ or whatever, but the fact of the matter is that ever since Liz has been gone, there hasn't been a reliable way to catch Bugsnax! I gotta keep the town fed.”

“For Grump’s sake, look around you!” You wave your hands at the expansive garden. “You don’t think that’s enough, just for a night?!”

“Another earthquake could happen.”

“Snorpy’s been keeping track of seismic activity, we’re fine.”

“I ain’t trustin’ the ramblings of a nutjob!” He bit back. You took a deep breath.

“Wambus Troubleham. You have. Five seconds. To surrender willingly, or pay the consequences.”

“I’m sorry?”

“Five, four, three-” Wambus rolled his eyes as you started to count, turning back to head to farmining again. “-two, one!”

He felt himself get tugged down, yelping as you dragged him by his collar.

“H-hey! What the heck are ya doin’?!” He cried out. Suprisingly, he felt too weak to properly struggle against you.

“Putting you to rest, you stubborn mule!” You retorted, entering his and Triffany’s hut and dragging him onto his bed. Wambus landed face first, and was suddenly overcome with incredible weariness. He groaned.

“Ugh…my back…my arms…”

“Feel that? That’s what happens when you neglect yoyurself for too long. You can’t help anybody in this state, now can you?” You scolded him.

“....No.”

“That’s right.” You huff. “Now, get some rest, wise guy. Your farm ain’t going nowhere.”

Wambus heard you walk off and out of the hut. And despite his mind screaming at him, for once, Wambus didn’t want to get up. You were right. He had been ignoring himself a tad too long, hadn’t he? Maybe…Maybe he’d just take a few minutes to himself. Just a few…..

He closed his eyes, unaware of his body already heading towards a nice long and well needed slumber.

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 293

Jason takes a deep breath. He takes a deep breath, in for ten seconds, out for eight, and just takes a minute before looking again. Nope, there’s still the strange quartet of orbs in the box of what should be stolen weapons (What, the government had enough, honestly) that gave his workers the heebie-jeebies. 

Which is not the vibe he gets from them. In fact, he’s actually kind of concerned with how much he has to beat the Pit back with how quickly it lurches to latch onto the… Well they’re not gems, and he’s a little wary about touching them at first, but the Pit does seem to settle when he does.

Alright, he can deal with this. It’s not like he has several heads in a duffel bag that needs to be delivered or a tiny assassin child back in his safehouse (Seriously Talia, why was he the preferred babysitter?) or an entire gang in Crime Alley to deal with. It’ll be fine. 

…

He would like to curse out his past self, because there’s now four babies in his safehouse that appeared to have fucking hatched from the orbs. Goddamnit. 

[beyondthislifetime]

People who truly dislike Edwina Sharma are wild. Heaven forbid an 18 year old be charmed after being almost relentlessly pursued by an older man. Three married women, including her mother, are for the match. THE QUEEN is for the match. The only person saying he isn't right for her is her sister and like I'm sorry but my sister could swear that a man wasn't that into me and I would not listen if he BOUGHT ME A HORSE!???!!?!!

[skillzissuez]

Depression is all fun and games until your skipping school even though you’re weeks behind because you quite literally can’t get out of bed

[nightcolorz]

I don’t have oldest child syndrome or middle child syndrome or youngest child syndrome or only child syndrome but a secret fourth thing (twin syndrome)

Growing up with ppl telling u how lucky u are to be a twin and how cute and unique twins are and “I wish I had twins” or “I wish I was a twin”. Meanwhile ur twin is beating ur lights out every other day (as siblings do) and u hate her guts so so much. And all u want is for ppl to see you bcus u just want to be seen as an individual and not like a doll in a set, but everyone only sees u and ur sister, twins. So ur mom dresses u in matching outfits and ppl call u ur sister’s name (ur not identical ur just so strongly associated with ur sister that even ur friends and teachers who u like to believe care about u and value u don’t even see u as a separate person). And meanwhile ur suffering with some bad gender dysphoria which u keep trying to voice but no one’s listening—and being treated like a cute girly accessory is not helping.

[meringuejellyfish]

being into a work that is ongoing is a really interesting experience especially when its something like a manga/comic which takes a Long time (what an insane art form im always thinking about this) im waiting for the water to boil for my pasta im so hungry for dinner. Ok well by the time im posting this i ate like 40 minutes ago maybe an hour im so tired of eating dinners that do not have a side dish

[lilgynt]

my mom found the thing that started the fight that got me kicked out. so i was right. in my fantasies this happens and it’s great in real life im gonna jump her

[villainsidestep]

bad news besties,

[manwithoutaspleen]

more transition rambling

as upset as i sometimes get about not passing, i still love what transitioning is doing for/to my body so much. like i never get sick of seeing how hairy i’m getting, i’m impatient for more facial hair and so excited to have stubble and one side burn (and i would love for both side burns to come in.) my chest hair has started coming in the past few weeks and THATS been a thrill.

every time i hear myself singing and actually like how i sound? every time i laugh weird and sound like my brother, who i love so much? every time i see a friend for the first time in awhile

it’s just, life has been so hard for like, a year and a half now, and while i do think i’m finally on the upswing, there’s a lot of new trauma to deal with. but one thing i’ve learned from all this is how to take care of myself so, so well. i can love and care for myself now in ways i never imagined being possible. and having a body that actually brings me joy makes that so much easier.

and like, it’s especially resonant to have a body that actually brings JOY when i’ve had chronic pain since i was 12. when this all started because i got a new disability. my body can do less and hurts more and i still love it more. its harder to care for, but i’m trying harder.

transitioning has saved my life in SO many ways i could not be more grateful that i finally did it

[elegyofthemoon]

rambling about hi3 thoughts from last night and processing ✌🏼

love that honkai impact just gives me brainrot so bad it's got me rotating a billion characters not just one in my mind since i started

i still have to finish ch 12 (i was gunning it last night and i barely remember what the hell happened aside from me sobbing my eyes out so i have to restart it) and ik ch 12 technically exists in a bubble universe, but seele said something about this bubble universe feels so strange from the others so who knows what that means

but ch 12 suuuuure made me cry hard about sakura... i already really loved and adored sakura as a character a lot. her story back in yae village made me Ache because all she wanted to do was to take care and protect her sister and she couldn't do that and she grew to hate humanity for it, and yet she still tried to fight for it, but all she really wanted to do was to run away (with kallen COUGHS) from the village that had dealt her so much grief

SO WHEN SHE SHOWED UP IN CH 12 TRYING TO FIND HER SISTER ONLY TO REALIZE HER SISTER'S DEAD AND THEN ATTEMPTED TO FIND THE REMNANTS OF HER SISTER AS THE HERRSCHER ONLY TO DIE BY HER "SISTER'S" HANDS I WAS IN SOOOOO MUCH PAIN.... idk what's the deal between this sakura and the one from sakura samsara.... idk if it's even the same sakura, but i love the implications that regardless of which sakura it is, she will always have such a strong love and desire to protect her sister.... i love strong sibling bonds it makes me happy but nOT LIKE THIS OW....

what it did make me think of though was how sakura kinda reminds me a bit of lightning in ff13. i swear it's not just the pink hair.... but it's just older sister things and doing all you can to save your younger sister, even if it also means losing yourself in the process.

[masonsystem]

will forever be befuddled by mca being the only kgpr media where the mekatrio call one another by their first names like what is with that....

[evansbby]

OMGGGG I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT STARDOLL😭😭 I remember my twin sister and I used to have competitions and make our younger siblings judge our outfits and whoever got the lowest score had to do the other ones chores😭😭

We also always used to begour parents to let us buy those exclusive items but they never let us💀💀

SAMEEE I wanted superstar membership so bad and I begged my parents but they never bought me it ajdjjsjaja

[pepprs]

all is not well in waffletown

[vaugarde]

remember when people were swearing that mothpool was incest and awful because redtail was apparently sandstorm’s dad, something that was never portrayed in the books at all in any way, even when we got multiple spotlights on redtail and sandstorm after the erins said so, and in fact they retconned over that retcon so sandstorm has no canon parents and redtail never had a mate and kits.

and on top of that, the same people not saying a single word about bramblesquirrel even though they’re literally the same exact amount of related.... wonder what’s different about mothpool from bramblesquirrel. hm.

[ultimatelyunassuming]

BEHOLD THE CONSORT SIBLINGS

[professor-glasses]

talking about the special interests part of the autism eval was fun because the psychologist was like "so your favourite character, what extent do you like them, do you like draw them a lot?"

me thinking about the 38647893 Ices in almost any sketchbook I own: yes I draw him a lot