#osddid humor

[panther-os]

shitposting cryptid fictive alter

[ultrabright-flashlight]

Brain: I have decided to erase all your bad memories to protect you

Me: But I get to keep my good memories right?

Brain:

Me: I get to keep my good memories, right?

[the-firefly-jar-system]

system meme dump!

ENDOS DNI

[crow-collective15]

*offers any Tubbo or ranboo introjects some cookie*

-max

[flirts-with-dragons]

Being a system is like having every flavor of chihuahua in your brain

Like you got the one that tries to kill men.... the one that won't shut up.... the one that just shakes and cries all the time.... the one that is just silly goofy hyper.... the one that looks like a sewer rat... the one that talks to no one and squints judgingly at people... the one that likes one single person so much that they can't be separated from them...

[valcksys]

introject heavy systems be discovering non-introjects and start freaking out excitedly like “SEE?? WE HAVE NON-INTROJECTS THEY EXIST!!” (Us. Currently.)

[maxssillyangstyblog]

ITS MY BIRTHDAY YOOOOO

[the-alice-killer]

(Not so) Friendly reminder:

Drink water! Hydrate!

Or I'll steal your knee caps, you have been warned

[sysciety]

Don't talk to me or my subsystem or my subsystem's subsystem ever again

[arrayoflightarchives]

The gatekeppers think they're funny after putting front on a lock down:

(it's me, I wrote both of them and Daniel didn't change them, I think I'm funny)

[ultrabright-flashlight]

Me failing at something: I’m not so good at this but that’s okay. I’m trying, and no one is around to judge me

Alters from in the headspace: Bad, you’re bad. Loser. You suck. Fat L. Get good. Skill issue.

[the-firefly-jar-system]

i had a dream last night that we split an alter just for the purpose of annoyingly pointing out traffic violations..? (we just finished driver’s ed so maybe that’s why??)

((it’s funny to me that having a terrible trauma disorder can open up such weird new possibilities for random dreams lmao))

[corvidaefamsys]

based entirely on a conversation with me and my boyfriend in which we tried to say "pk;ap l" out loud phonetically

[homo-beehive]

pov ur partner system has an introject of jesus (her name is harold) and he’s one of the ones dating you so now you have a call and response goodbye where they go “jesus loves you” and you go “yes i know” (and it’s especially funny because you’re both pagan)

[valcksys]

DID is like when that guy you make up in your head to argue with in the shower becomes real

[maxssillyangstyblog]

I think my parents are queer