#osomatsu m

[flowerakatsuka]

LET'S HEAR IT FOR OUR NEETS!!

[constantlyscreaminghere]

Oso I wanted to use for stickers or smth but I'm worried it'd just be taken down lol

[moeatsushi]

he sure is a guy

[asheoninactive]

When my brothers ask what happened to their money. (I gambled it away)

[gnashing-molars]

Meeting Ichi (feat. @freicchi ‘s sona/oc (?)) thing is it takes over the course of two ish weeks to get the man to properly talk. All a foo got from him was his name and like… grunts. Erm. Sorry if I made Frei ooc tho dude. I just thought it would be silly for the two guys to interact. I’d liked to assume they had already been around the sextuplets for a good bit now before Sen came around. His whole thing is that he moved to Japan for his job so he’s a new guy.

Tboy swag tbh…

[kurikurimatsu]

i truly can never get over how much i love the expressions in this show. i love how wacky they get with em and how much they exaggerate the characters, or how even with simpler expressions theyre able to convey so much emotion. like look at these

i adore these and how amazingly the rage, confusion, despair, fear, and laughter gets across

[psyxmantis]

not done with this but very very happy with how it's turning out ^_^

[trinkerichi]

in my slog through the cesspool that is the osomatsu fanfic tag i’ve been compiling research like a tortured graduate student. here’s my findings about the most popular ways that fic writers want the matsus to suffer/die:

Oso: PTSD/ getting kidnapped again Kara: Goes blind/ kills himself Ichi: kills himself Totty: goes into a coma Jyushi: gets hit by a car Choro: Surprisingly unscathed?? nobody wants to kill choro cause he’s the one who has to react to the others dying

also the unnamed terminal illness. nobody’s safe from the vague terminal illness

[toyherb]

does anyone who wears XS/S want osomatsu themed clothes... I will give it away if you just pay shipping I have an osomatsu t-shirt and a choromatsu tshirt and sweatshirt

[latinotiktok]

Propaganda:

Tortugas Ninja

-Miguel Ángel la tortuga ninja versión 2003 / es argentino pq yo lo digo (m identifico mucho con él es irreal) (also hizo una canción en español)

-April O'Neil de Rise of the TMNT es brasilera. ME CANSE DE QUE LOS GRINGOS TENGAN TODAS LAS TORTUGAS DENME A ALGUIEN. PONDRIA A CASEY PERO CREO QUE APRIL ES MAS "REALISTA"

-Leonardo Hamato (si, la tortuga ninja) ESPECÍFICAMENTE de la serie de 2012 mi evidencia es que se llama leo como messi y es la tortuga azul boludo obviamente es argentino es LA TORTUGA AZUL aparte ese insano tiene banda de cuchillos escondidos eso es re argentino a mi parecer, aparte es gay (delusion mia) y tiene psicosis (sorprendentemente canon, alucina a su viejo muerto a veces) aparte tiene 15 y mide 1.54 lol esta chiquito

-Michelangelo the ninja turtle. (any iteration tbh) SPECIFICALLY THE 2012 ONE THO. HE IS PERUVIAN. HE JUST IS

-Miguel Ángel, de las tortugas ninjas 2012. Ese pana es peruano.

-Las tortugas Ninja pero la nueva pelicula Mutant Mayhem pq hacen referencias a shakira y pura pendejada y media, tambien usan frases mexicanas te amo tanto toblaje de las tortugas ninja, tambien le dicen rafita a rafa MWAH

-Las tortugas ninja, son Japoneses y tambien son Latinos. Acaso necesito decir más???

-Las tortugas ninja. Porque si probaran la pizza de acá en comparación con la de NYC emigrarían de inmediato

-Casey Jones. Ya fue. Cual? El que parezca mas latino(EhemehemARGENTOehem), busquen en sus corazones... el de 2012 ya es mexicano asi que no cuenta pero necesito mas personajes de tmnt latinos

-Yo digo las tortugas ninja, que aunque yo preferiría que sean los 4 porque son gemelos/hermanos. Ya que la gente dicen específicamente a Miguel Ángel yo digo Leonardo porque si, y también porque en la nueva película "Caos Mutante" el actor de voz de el en el doblaje original, tiene raíces Mexicanas.

-eu también pongamos a raphael la tortuga ninja (serie 2003 y 2012) / es argento (<- proyectando). m da risa mi headcanon d q si se enoja t lanza 90 insultos como el meme ese "escuchame una cosa hijo d remil-" (no sé cómo era pero le habían hecho mod d friday night funkin AJDHIAAJAJ)

Karamatsu Matsuno de la serie Osomatsu-san porque tiene el swing, las pelotas y el carisma para ser latino honorario profesor de rumba. ¿Han visto algunos de sus trajes oficiales? ¿Su flow? Si lo llevamos a un Carnaval de Río le cambiamos la vida

MATSUNO KARAMATSU just trust me su futuro está siendo un gogo boy en una fiesta de orgullo (Krmts ícono bi tqm)

Karamatsu Karamatsuuuuuu porque lo quiero rescatar de su destino NINI de mierda y hacerlo mi sugar baby. Que me limpie la piscina de plástico no más, bbsote ♥️♥️♥️

Wn el Karamatsu!!! Está tan rico acá lo adoptamos los gringos son demasiado tikis mikis ayy ñiñiñi "es que es cringe🥺" DÉBILES no lo aprecian 😤😤😤

KARAMATSU. ES UN NINI CON VIBRA SABROSONA, ESA ACTITUD LA APRECIARÍAMOS AQUÍ

Karamatsu. Oime a ver: - NINI que se dedica a tocar la guitarra y cantar desde el techo de su casa de forma autodidacta y empírica. El que no tenga un primo que canta canciones de Maná en las reuniones que alce la mano. - Era actor en el colegio y a veces es ✨Dramátiko✨ de forma telenovelezca, les juro que todo su repertorio se lo aprendió a Soraya y a los wachos machos de Pasión de Gavilanes - tiene alma de Horse Girl. Lo mismo ^^^. - Cejas latinas LPM - tiene un Alter Ego que se llama Summer Kamen (BUSQUENLO) y si eso solo no basta para nacionalizarlo en Brasil o algún país caribeño pos entonces el sistema nos ha fallado🧐

[k0-na]

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[best-green-character]

Best Green Character Tournament

The first round of voting will begin at approximately 3:30 PM EST on Thursday, March 16, 2023. Each round will last 24 hours.

Our Lineup:

Round 1-A

Peridot from Steven Universe v. Marvin the Martian from Looney Tunes

Roronoa Zoro from One Piece v. The Saint from Rain World

Oscar the Grouch from Sesame Street v. Choromatsu Matsuno from Osomatsu-san

Gon Freecss from Hunter x Hunter v. Bruno Madrigal from Encanto

N Harmonia from Pokemon v. Phonegingi from Dialtown

Gir from Invader Zim v. Heather Duke from Heathers

The Onceler from The Lorax v. Mojo Jojo from The Powerpuff Girls

Bulbasaur from Pokemon v. Jolly Green Giants from Green Giant Commercials

Round 1-B

Midoriya "Deku" Izuku from My Hero Academia v. Steve from Blue's Clues

Shintaro Midorima from Kuroko's Basketball (Kuroko no Basuke) v. Disgust from Inside Out

Zim from Invader Zim v. Green Mage from Everhood

Creeper from Minecraft v. Slimer from Ghostbusters

Pidge Gunderson from Voltron: Legendary Defender v. Hinomori Shiho from Project SEKAI

Louie Duck from DuckTales v. Ferb Fletcher from Phineas and Ferb

Shego from Kim Possible v. Grovyle from Pokemon

Fiona from Shrek v. She-Hulk from Marvel Comics

Round 1-C

Link from The Legend of Zelda v. Raine Whispers from The Owl House

Green Lantern / Guy Gardener from DC Comics v. Calliope from Homestuck

The Green Knight from Arthurian Legend v. Edd from Eddsworld

Gumi "Megpoid" from Vocaloid v. Amity Blight from The Owl House

Nepeta Leijon from Homestuck v. Rantaro Amami from Danganronpa

Retasu "Lettuce" Midorikawa from Tokyo Mew Mew v. Green Goblin from Spider-Man

Jonathan Sims from The Magnus Archives v. Leafy from Battle for Dream Island

Shaggy from Scooby-Doo v. Princess Tiana from The Princess and the Frog

Round 1-D

Willow Park from The Owl House v. Legolas from The Lord of the Rings

Green Arrow / Oliver Queen from DC Comics v. Chara from Undertale

Yoda from Star Wars v. Envy from Fullmetal Alchemist

Mike Wazowski from Monsters, Inc. v. Aisha (Princess Layla) from Winx Club

Lloyd Garmadon from LEGO Ninjago v. Rohan Kishibe from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

Futaba Sakura from Persona 5 v. Grantaire from Les Miserables

Buttercup from The Powerpuff Girls v. Kanna Kizuchi from Your Turn to Die

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles from TMNT v. Qi Rong from Heaven's Official Blessing / Tian Guan Ci Fu

Round 1-E

Luigi from Super Mario v. Duo from Duolingo

Marina Ida from Splatoon v. Vylad Ro'meave from Minecraft Diaries

The Grinch from How the Grinch Stole Christmas v. Nao Midorikawa / Cure March (April / Glitter Spring) from Smile Pretty Cure! / Glitter Force

Fern Mertens from Adventure Time v. Ben Tennyson from Ben 10

The Riddler from Batman v. Piccolo from Dragon Ball

Grogu (Baby Yoda) from The Mandalorian v. Basil from OMORI

Poison Ivy from DC Comics v. Midori / Sou Hiyori from Your Turn to Die

Alicent Hightower from House of the Dragon v. Mei Dragon / Long Xiaojiao from LEGO Monkie Kid

Round 1-F

Toph Beifong from Avatar: The Last Airbender v. Theodore from Alvin and the Chipmunks

Rock Lee from Naruto v. Dimple / Ekubo from Mob Psycho 100

Duck from Don't Hug Me I'm Scared v. Frog and Toad from Frog and Toad Are Friends

Yoshi from Super Mario v. Sprigatito from Pokemon

Beast Boy from Teen Titans v. Scourge the Hedgehog from Sonic

Loki from Marvel Comics v. Fjord from Critical Role

Kanaya Maryam from Homestuck v. Jet the Hawk from Sonic

Jake English from Homestuck v. Riz Gukgak from Dimension 20's Fantasy High

Round 1-G

Kermit the Frog from The Muppets v. Morro from LEGO Ninjago

Larry the Cucumber from VeggieTales v. Brian Yu from Monster Prom

Green M&M from M&Ms v. D'Vana Tendi from Star Trek: Lower Decks

Green from Animation vs. Animator v. Beetlejuice from Beetlejuice

Jade Harley from Homestuck v. Plankton from Spongebob

Hulk from Marvel Comics v. Green Ranger / Tommy Oliver from Power Rangers

Double Trouble from She-Ra: Princess of Power v. Madame Vastra from Doctor Who

Snufkin from The Moomins v. Netzach from Lobotomy Corporation

Round 1-H

Marcy Wu from Amphibia v. Vera Oberlin from Monster Prom

Tinker Bell from Peter Pan v. Danny Phantom from Danny Phantom

Ralsei from Deltarune v. The Creature (Frankenstein's Monster) from Frankenstein

Tsuyu Asui / Froppy from My Hero Academia v. Surge the Tenrec from Sonic

Shrek from Shrek v. Sailor Neptune from Sailor Moon

Gumby from Gumby v. Gamora from Guardians of the Galaxy

Elphaba Thropp from Wicked v. Martian Manhunter / J'onn J'onzz from DC Comics

Marie Cuttlefish from Splatoon v. Rayquaza from Pokemon

[thefinalbracket]

INTRODUCING THE ONLY BRACKET YOU NEED

Hey there! Tired of seeing no one you care about win long winding brackets? Sick to death of polls not catered to you? Do you just like answering questions and being right?

WELCOME TO THE THUNDERFUCK DOME

I have a list of the sixty-four (64) most powerful bitches on the planet, and I’m going to have YOU ALL vote on who the hell would win it all! This isn’t about popularity, it isn’t about glory! It’s just the unapologetic motherfuckers killing each other!

The bracket will be up shortly! If you want a full list of every single participant, I’ll be putting it under the readmore! LET’S KILL SOME HOES!

Introducing our cast:

ICHIGO KUROSAKI, from BLEACH

THANOS from MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE

SAKURA HARUNO from NARUTO

REIGEN ARATAKA from MOB PSYCHO 100

NAGITO KOMAEDA from SUPER DANGAN RONPA 2

SANS from UNDERTALE

MONICA.chr from DOKIDOKI LITERATURE CLUB

BROLY from DRAGONBALL Z

FROPPY from MY HERO ACADEMIA

MISSINGNO. from POKEMON

SEPHIROTH from FINAL FANTASY

NORVILLE “SHAGGY” ROGERS from SCOOBY-DOO

KIRBY from KIRBY

MARIYA TAKEUCHI from CITY POP

MRS. GREEN M&M from MARS CANDY

BERNIE SANDERS from AMERICAN POLITICS

REIMU HAKUREI from TOUHOU PROJECT

SANDY CHEEKS from TEXAS

TONY HAWK from PRO SKATER

SHINJI IKARI from NEON GENESIS EVANGELION

BASTION from OVERWATCH 2

HATSUNE MIKU from PIAPRO

NEZUKO KAMADO from DEVIL SLAYER

SAYAKA KANAMORI from EIZOUKEN

POPUKO from POP TEAM EPIC

JESSICA RABBIT from WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT?

CREEPER from MINECRAFT

HELLO KITTY from BANDAIDS

KOOL-AID MAN from BEVERAGES

A POWERFUL RAT from CHARLES ENTERTAINMENT CHEESE

PINK STEVEN UNIVERSE from SHE’S GONE

EASY BAKE OVEN from HASBRO

CARMEN SANDIEGO from CRIME

BUGS BUNNY from CARTOONS

MARIO MARIO from HOTEL MARIO

CARLTON BANKS from FRESH PRINCE of BEL-AIR

COUNT CHOCULA from MONSTER CEREAL

BARBIE from MATTEL

YELLOW KORBAT from NEOPETS

RiFF RAFF from RAP

SANTANA from EATING NAZIS

PEPSIMAN from THE PS1

RONALD MCDONALD from NICONICODOUGA

ROBBIE ROTTEN from LAZYTOWN

LIVE-ACTION SIMBA from BAD

“I LIKE TRAINS” KID from ASDFMOVIE

DOROTHY-ANN from MAGIC SCHOOL BUS

MICHAEL JACKSON from SMOOTH CRIMINAL

OSCAR PINE from RWBY

LA GIACONDA from THE LOUVRE

BETTY BOOP from CARTOONS

WINNIE THE POOH from AMERICAN POLITICS

RMS TITANIC from MOVIES

CREAM THE RABBIT from SONIC THE HEDGEHOG

SCP-068 from THE SCP FOUNDATION

NIMUE, THE LADY OF THE LAKE from ARTHURIAN LEGEND

DOROTHY GALE from THE LGBT+ COMMUNITY

BLUE THE PUPPY from BLUE’S CLUES

ORCINUS ORCA from THE OCEAN

KARAMATSU MATSUNO from OSOMATSU-SAN

THE XENOMORPH QUEEN from ALIEN

JULIET CAPULET from FAIR VERONA, WHERE WE LAY OUR SCENE

GRIGORI RASPUTIN from RUSSIA LONG AGO

ADORABAT from MAO MAO: HEROES OF PURE HEART

[kurikurimatsu]

[thebardisabird]

I wish I had the wherewithal to do long fics…alas, my brain will absolutely not allow the patience for it. If it’s a REALLY well thought out idea then I might be able to flesh it out but I am a lady of fickle heart and a BOATLOAD of requests lol. Anywhosits, I see someone’s digging The Don~ Okay, I’ll bite, Anonym. Enjoy getting ravished by the head of the matsuno mafioso himself & this reader will be gender neutral!  Don!Oso x GN!Reader, Under the Cut! 

It was a passing comment. Something stupid you had said to piss off The Don thinking, because he found you cute, you were able to poke at him every now and then. To your favor, there was very little that did upset Don Osomatsu, he was only all business, no nonsense when he needed to be. Otherwise, you found him to be a very playful man. How unfortunate that you forgot how powerful he was. 

So that’s how you ended up here, face down with your ass in the air, and a very frenzied mafia boss fucking you recklessly from behind. Your hands were bound by Italian silk, though you stopped caring about that thirty minutes ago. Osomatsu gave your ass a sharp smack! “Don’t pass out on me now!” His fingers reached what of your hair he could grab, never slowing his pace. Your head was yanked back with some force, putting your back into a very deep arch. His hips were clapping hard against the cheeks of your ass, stretching and filling your dripping, messy hole down to his balls with each hard thrust. Two orgasms he’d ripped out of you already, every position so far had you panting and screaming with the way his dick massaged your insides…and you were well on your way to a third. “That’s right, giocattolo, tell the Don how good his dick is, ah?” and his hand would connect with your ass once more. The yelps and whines you let out sent blazes of desire straight to Osomatsu’s cock - god, he swore he could fuck you like this for hours. You felt his chest flush on your back, his breath hot on your ear. Gripping your hips tightly Osomatsu growled to you, “This should teach you to watch your fucking mouth next time,” a particularly hard thrust sending shockwaves up your spine, “Still think I can’t keep it up?” “Unghhh no Don Oso, m-mi dispiace, per favoooore,” came your cry, pleasure tormenting your already exhausted body. “Tsk” sounded the suck of his teeth, “I don’t think you’ve fully learned your lesson yet, but fuuuuck are we getting close.” Your tongue lolled out freely and you gasped for air, your face smushed in the linens beneath you. Osomatsu sped up his thrusts, grunts hard pressed into your shoulder while all you could make sense of was being fucked and fucked and fucked until finally you would scream his name for the umpteenth time of the night. “Shit” hissed the kingpin above you, “Haaa yesss, cum around me, oh shiiiit you feel so good.” Erratic were his thrusts in how he took you, profanities flying from his lips and his hips finally stuttering shortly after - filling you completely. You tried desperately to catch your breath, but The Don’s grip did not falter in his hold. No in fact he pressed you close to him still, his rough panting being the loudest sound in the room. A quick hand tilted your chin to face him as best as he could make you. Dark eyes bore into your half lidded gaze, fire and lust burning fiercely in his irises. His voice dipped low, tone heading you one and only one warning, “Speak ill of me again giocattolo, and I’ll fuck you so stupid you won’t remember your own name.” You couldn’t wait to do it again. 

[ffeelann]

ABOUT ME E E E

🍓 I'm Ann, 18, eng/esp, she/her, love strawberries, currently taking free requests!!!, 2$commissions and ko-fi tips!!

🍓do's: stablished relationship, angst, fluff, pregnant reader. Write as quickly as I can (ily guys thanks for your support), nsfw, suggestive, loUD READERS I LOVE THOSE OH MY

🍓maybe??: violence(a bit), manipulation, mommy/daddy kink, fem/gn/male readers/characters. (I actually do some of these topics very often, like violence or suggestives. The thing is that I don't do that ALWAYS u know)

🍓 don't: non-con, extreme stuff, weird fetish content😭, NOTHING WITHOUT CONSENT THAT'S NOT COOL MAN, pedo, etc.

🍓F🍓A🍓N🍓D🍓O🍓M🍓S🍓

Hazbin Hotel, COD, Soul Eater, Fullmetal Alchemist, Slashers, DC, Marvel, Sherlock, Lupin III, Twisted Wonderland, Shaman King, tmnt(?) love those guys, Spy x family, one piece, kuroshitsuji, NANA, paradise kiss, snk, Harry Potter, Tokyo revengers, Inazuma eleven bc why not, haikyuu, paswg, moon knight, daredevil, teen titans, stranger things, good omens, the ennead (mojito set me free I don't wanna suffer anymore), kuroshitsuji, masters of sex bc no one knows it APPARENTLY, criminal minds yay, osomatsu san, Hunter x Hunter, detective conan, Magic kaito, tokyo mew mew, sakura card captor, saint tail, resident evil.

If you're in doubt, you can ask anyway!

and way, way more...