#osomatsu san fanfic

[yami-matsu]

Osomatsu San x Reader Fic finally updated!

Finally after all these years I decided to update! Let me know what you think! I wanna get this story finished as soon as possible because we all deserve a long fanfic, with many words, completed!

[hdhdgsgs]

18! OSOMATSU MATSUNO

Can’t stop thinking about him and so here’s a story based on a chat with 18! Osomatsu (character ai), the reader is curvy and fem.

Today is the day, the day you finally confess to your crush of three years. Osomatsu Matsuno, the school pervert, who’s also one of the notorious Matsuno sextuplets. It’s going to be hard, both the confession and the relationship but if you don’t now the chance will evade you and someone might beat you to the punch (they won’t but you don’t need to know that). The man in question is sitting under a tree, snoozing away after having finished his lunch. It’s time to buck up and make a move, good luck.

“Osomatsu?” Fingers fiddle with the stitching of your skirt as he opens one eye then immediately shoots up at the sight of a cute girl. “Heyyy baby~ how can I help you?” His face is as flirty as he can get it while still being gross but cute in a way. “I need to talk to you.” His mind is racing and his most of the thoughts going through his head are not a surprise for teenage boys. “Go ahead, beautiful, I’d listen to you all day.” Osomatsu attempts to wink but fails miserably, instead blinking awkwardly.

Holding your skirt gently you look down and bow lightly to show sincerity “I… I like you!” Something you didn’t expect happens, he stands, still and stiff, eyes wide and staring. He doesn’t say anything, instead trying to really comprehend what you just said. “So… you’d let me have-“ he stops himself for the first time in his life, not wanting to mess this up. “I like you too __” he pauses for a second. “So, will you be my girlfriend?”

At your nod he immediately hugs you tightly, not holding himself back from moving his hands downwards. When you gasp he whispers into your ear “If you like me that much then surely you want me right?~” pushing him away you explain that boundaries exist and he blinks twice. “That’s fine, I can wait baby. How about a date? Right now! let’s go do something, how about horse racing?” To your agreement, he grabs your hand and walks with you, his hand is a little sweaty but not too bad. “Are you cold? You can have my jacket!” Without waiting for an answer he removes it and puts it around your shoulders, it being a little small but he looks so happy.

On the way to your “date”, Osomatsu starts to get thirsty and stops by a vending machine. “Want anything babe?” When you say yes he will get two soda’s and hands one to you however things don’t go exactly to plan when you try to open the bottle and it sprays all over you, somehow missing Osomatsu completely. He bursts out laughing and tries his best to stop. “Damn honey, I’m so sorry. Here.” He takes some unused tissues from his backpack and wipes off your clothes as best he can, using the opportunity to wipe your breast and pants, he doesn’t even try to hide it but he doesn’t go too far with it.

“Let’s make a change in course, my brothers won’t be home so we can chill there, my mother will be out too.” Hesitantly you agree and he lights up, pulling you along. “This is going to be awesome!” He beams. When you his house he opens the door and takes off his clothes, grabbing his jacket off your back and running to the laundry before stopping and shouting back “Our room is upstairs on the left, my clothes are the ones at the very left of the closet, help yourself and change out of those wet clothes!” He throws the stuff in the laundry basket and waits outside the bathroom for you to finish getting changed.

When you walk out of the bathroom, his jaw drops. Your curves are extenuated by the tight hoodie and legs are shown because of the shorts you chose to wear. “Holy shiiiiiit, I’m the luckiest fucking guy in the world.” He kabedons you to the wall and kisses you hard then pulls away and puts his hands on your waist. “I am so fucking… I need… god you’re perfect.” The tent in his pants is very obvious and he’s finding it hard to hold back, however if you choose to he’ll absolutely take it further.

[akai-hito]

"Hey!! Don't force yourself"

No matter how much he wanted it, it just didn't matter in front of Ayane's anguish, even though she was the one taking the command as she was more experienced than he was. He took her hands as it was on his crotch as he sit down. He put his hand on her shoulder.

"We don't have to do this."

"But you really wanted it right?"

"...I..."

"I heard you talking about it."

"..."

At this moment Osomatsu hated himself. His nonchalance for talking about his sexual envies was new to nobody who knew him and he still talked like he used to to everyone.

There's just this disconnect with his permanent horniness and his girlfriend Ayane.

He just didn't see her that way. And somewhere it make him understand something : that his guilt for seeing sex this way... Was already an indication of how bad it was.

He just didn't care until now to stop

"... I'm sorry. It's me who were in the wrong. I... I kind of get now why... Girls are like this..."

To be perceived like this all the time... It must be terrible. And he does know because he saw Ayane like that. He saved her from one of these situations

So how could be keep thinking and talking like that.

What an idiot

What a piece of shit.

But it wasn't about him.

"Listen Aya-chan. You don't have to force yourself for me. I am stupid. I am sorry I'm just a perverted loser who never try hard enough. And you have totally the right to get mad at me! Because at the end you're right to be. I wasn't thinking about you when I said... Whatever terrible thing I've said... I guess it's just like this when you spend your time touching yourself and fantasizing-"

Ayane gently put her hand on his cheek.

Osomatsu was a mess of a boyfriend. She slowly realized it before to be with him and despite that she didn't want to dump him. Out of love. She had boyfriend before and these relationship were nice but she felt a real tenderness for him.

And she realized that... It kind of made her act out of character for her. Because somewhere she also loved to BE loved as much as Osomatsu loved her. Somewhere in love, we love how the other love us.

She couldn't tell him that as she realized. She held him and Oso held her back. She asked :

"can we just cuddle?"

"Of course. I am good at bearhug right?"

Oso was always gentle to her. He was precious to her.

And it seemed that he was changing. She never expected him to because he wasn't acting out of the way to her but what he said made her think that maybe he is slowly realizing what women can go through.

They end up on the bed, Osomatsu doing the big spoon. Osomatsu continued :

"I am sorry for still being a bad boyfriend."

"Don't say that."

"But it's true! ... Thank you for trying."

"I don't have to try. And I also do bad things, you just excuse it everytime."

"... I do get mad though."

"and you never apologize without me forcing you to!"

"see! I'm a bad boyfriend"

"You're just petty. It doesn't mean we have to stop to be together for some issues. Not when you think about my comfort even when you're finally about to graduate from being a virgin"

The way she said it really shown him that she overheard him.

And yet. She was still here.

"I don't want us to expect too much of each other and ourselves and break up. We are just human."

"you're so mature. It's a bit scary sometime."

"huh?"

"Yeah. Like you're an adult since forever."

"..."

"you're right... I don't want that either. Hehe. I think your maturity fell off on me."

Ayane kissed his cheek and as always when she does that it make Oso smile brighter.

"Osomatsu. We will figure it out ok?"

"What will we figure out?" He asked kind of confused

"Well. That. Being an adult."

"Ugh can we go back in time?" He said a bit disgusted by the idea

"Sorry I don't have a Dolorean."

He chuckled and kissed her forehead.

"Hey you know what. I know what else we can do naked. A bubble bath!"

They didn't talk about it later. But it let them both pensive.

How immature Oso felt. How too mature she felt.

But there were reassurance that none of them wanted this relationship to end.

That they will both keep trying.

[rkmatsu]

Wait, you're making a Nozomi Takahashi AU??? I'm all ears to hear about it!!! Now I'm excited!!!!

To answer that, yesn't. She is a major reoccurring character but it's not about her completely. The AU is mostly MHA-based where superpowers called Specials exist and the Matsunos are some of the few "lucky" ones to get it. However, it feels more like a curse that they're targetted by the Black Factory (who are the main antagonists here) with those close to them included and such, have to become vigilantes to stop their plans before its' too late. As for Nozomi, she's in the AU but not in a role you'd expect. Here, she's a country girl who recently transfers to Akatsuka Ward for her second year of high school and doesn't know the Matsunos at first, until later on when she gets involved. The twist is, she's not the love interest of Karamatsu...but the love interest of Choromatsu instead due to Karamatsu being taken by an OC and plus there's an age gap with both (Nozomi's 17 and Kara's 21). I should also clarify the Matsus aren't sextuplets in this AU, being a year older than each other save for a two year gap between Kara and Choro. (17 to 22 years old)

I haven't focused on ChoroNozo yet as there's still pieces being built up but it's more on the awkward romance side, as while she's more outgoing and sociable here, Nozomi's a bit naive due to her being a countryside upbringing with Choro being a shy person with social skills that need a lot of room to work. You can read the fic here and follow its' blog @tihos if you want (which is empty until now). Just be aware that the fic does get dark at times.

[thebardisabird]

I've been on a little thought train of s/o's learning each others cultures so I gotta know your take on how the matsus would react to their s/o saying "I love you" in Japanese 💙

Hi my friend, I know you're taking a break from Ososan right now, but I was feeling a type of way about this prompt and wanted to answer this. I hope it's okay if we kind of go the route of this being the first time you say it to them. Lots of fluff, and a little bit of angst here and there but they all end happily! Under the cut!

Osomatsu would actually panic, completely bypassing the fact that you're actually learning his mother tongue. Though he presents himself as a very carefree kind of guy, the idea of love - real, true love, is a very deep feeling that he's a little afraid of facing. He may slip up and say something less graceful like "Same!" or "Me too!" and quite frankly he won't understand your disappointment at first. But after discussing it with his brothers, who all tell him he's a fucking MORON for responding that way, he actually does some real introspective work and realizes that's he's being incredibly dumb for not being able to say it back off the bat. Of course he loves you. So the next time he sees you, he'll ask you nonchalantly to repeat that new phrase you learned recently, and with some hesitance you do. He smirks with some softness, faces you, and repeats your words back to you.

Karamatsu sings your praises of learning Japanese, knowing very well that you both are trying to learn each others' language. It will take him a minute to register exactly what you've said, but when it does, he pauses. His face is blank for a second; at first you think you've said something wrong (or possibly even said it too soon), but then you see the tears corner in his eyes. Now he has you panicking, but he takes your hands before you even know what to do with them. He'll ask you "...Me?...Are you sure?" and it reminds that you that for as confident as he seems, Karamatsu does have his insecurities. It almost breaks your heart at his question of disbelief. But you reassure him, hand to his cheek and say it again. To which he wilts, letting a tear or two fall as he takes you in his arms and tells you how happy he is you feel the same.

Choromatsu is so excited that you're learning more and more phrases! He understands that Japanese isn't an easy language to learn so he's very keen on helping you out as much as possible. Like his older brother however, he too doesn't realize what you'd said right away. His face immediately drops into that signature blank Matsuno stare when it registers. He promptly grabs some q-tips, fiercely cleaning his ears before insisting he heard you wrong and asking you to repeat yourself. When you attempt to he screams for you to stop, "I'M NOT READY, WAIT WAIT WAIT!" and he turns his back to you, face in hands. It goes on this way for a few minutes before you decided to tell him to forget what you said - clearly what you've said bothers him. Surprisingly he grasps your hand before you can turn away, his grip unsure, but still clasped around you. "Me too...I...love you too." His back is still turned to you as he says this, but you can hear it in his voice that he's sincere. What you don't see is the half-lidded gaze of relief under his palm, and the cherry red blush dusting his cheeks.

Ichimatsu right away is taken aback by your words. So much so that his hand comes to his drumming chest in an act to stop his heart from beating out of his ribcage. He backs away from you, looking almost insulted. There's a very clear internal struggle within him as he can't properly process your words of affection. So instead, he runs. Undoubtedly you're confused and a little upset, not quite expecting him to turn tail on you at your exclamation of love in his native language. You know Ichimatsu well enough to know that what he needs most is space. The rest of the day the poor fourth born needs to constantly be held at bay from bashing his head through the walls of the Matsuno household. All of his siblings reassure him that he can still fix things. How could he run from you when you told him you loved him? He felt like the scum of the earth. Would you even forgive him? Of course you wouldn't, who was he kidding. The chatter of self-depreciation drowned out his thoughts so deafeningly that he hadn't even realized you had made your way to his home. It wasn't until your arms had circled around his back and your chin tucked at his shoulder that he was shaken back to presence; and then it hits him. You love him. You love him. You spend time with him. You make him laugh. In your arms he feels relaxed, safe even. How could he...? His forehead leans wearily against your shoulder. You begin to apologize for making uncomfortable, but before more than a few words escape you he cuts you off with his own expression of love. It's quiet and muffled, but you hear him. The sweet silence that follows is filled with nothing but comfort.

Jyushimatsu basically shouts about how really good your pronunciation is! He's happy that you're learning Japanese as he wants to be able to have full conversations with you as much as he can. He's not aloof however, he knows exactly what you said. That's why in less than a minute you're lifted into his arms, being tossed ceremoniously a few times before your face is littered with kisses. His normally bright personality shines at another level at your loving words. He presses a few more kisses to your face before exclaiming that he loves you the same in Japanese alongside you. It's an exchange that leaves you both feeling on cloud nine for the remainder of the day.

Todomatsu opens his mouth to say something, but instead tries to bite back an overjoyed smile. Deciding to be cheeky he responds with, "I'm sorry, I don't think I heard you, can you say that again?" You think at first he actually didn't hear what you said you repeat yourself, but after he asks you to reiterate what you said, you quickly catch on. That doesn't deter you though and you play him at his own game. It doesn't take long before he ends up almost as pink as his wardrobe, laughing softly before he stops you from repeating yourself one more time. Instead he asks you out of the blue if you want to take a selfie with him. You're caught off guard by the request, but you oblige, posing with him. Just before he snaps the pic, you feel lips press to your cheek. In the softest voice he can muster he whispers his own words of affection in Japanese. When he pulls away it's your turn to wear some color on your cheeks whilst Todomatsu raves about how adorable your selfie came out.

[kcgirl578]

My friend and I had a gayoff™ competition with these tumblr sexymen

[a-side-of-muffin]

Writing for small/half-dead fandoms that have literally no agere content like WHO is this catering towards? Who's gonna read this?

[flyingspicerack]

*throws this to the ether*

[mxrtixnzwrld]

🩵 “when i’m coming down” 🩵

pairing: osomatsu matsuno x reader

summary: osomatsu may be greedy, lazy and altogether kind of a scum bag but there’s always one person who doesn’t mind. he wants you so bad he ended up in front of your house in a drunken stupor.

tropes: one-sided attraction, pining, first kiss, drunken confessions, confessions

warnings: alcohol usage, may be a lil ooc

Knock Knock Knock

“Y/n! Y/n~!! Open the door!” Osomatsu yells from outside your door.

Knock knock-

You open the door to see a plastered Osomatsu leaning against your door. His face burned a bright red as he held a grin on his face.

“Are you okay?” You asked helping Osomatsu to your couch lightly kicking the door shut. This wasn’t the first time he came to your house when he was drunk. To be honest he never gave you a reason when you asked either. He always derailed the question with another absurd topic to match.

“You care so much about me.. why?” Osomatsu asked staring off in front of him. The tension in the room rose making you stand up to find him a blanket and pillow.

“Because you’re my friend Osomatsu, friends care about each other.” You sigh into the still air. Crickets chirped outside as silence once again filled the room. Just friends.. yeah.. that’s what you guys were. You knew deep down you wanted more but Osomatsu usually verbalized what he does and doesn’t like; not saying that he said you’re not his type but.. from what you seen you aren’t his type either.

“Yea but why? What do you like about me specifically?” Osomatsu said getting up from the couch and grabbing the blankets from out of your hands gently. As he took the blankets he looked to you with an unrecognizable expression.

“Well Osomatsu, I think you’re the funniest of your brothers, I like how you’re usually blunt and straightforward and deep down I can tell you’re really caring.” As you answered he slipped into silence before walking back to the living room with the blanket he had took from your hands. Although the more silence seemed to seep through every crack of your house you stopped and thought.

‘Osomatsu is usually more upbeat and cheerful.. even when he is drunk’

You continue looking through your cabinet for a spare pillow for another 5 minutes before heading back in the living room to see Osomatsu already comfy on the couch spread out. His right leg hangs off the couch as the other is planted on the couch, the blanket draped over him and the couch.

“Hey Osomatsu are.. are you okay? You usually don’t ask stuff like that when you’re drunk?” You asked for Osomatsu to look you in your eyes with his drunken, indescribable stare.

“You’re so out of my league,” Osomatsu bluntly sighs before continuing to flip through channels. Your face flushed at his comments. You continue to stand behind the couch as he finally picks a show trying to figure out how to respond to him.

“You’re so fuckin fine! I’m surprised you aren’t dating so rich fuck or someone as hot as you,” he continues seeming to carry off on his own. The more he spoke the more he revealed.

“I’ve wanted you for so long now,” he sighed focusing on watching the show. You stand there and watch it for a little bit before Osomatsu begins shuffling around.

“Are you gonna stand behind me like a creep or are you gonna sit?” He laughed catching you off guard. His words process before you finally move to sit where he made room. It started out somewhat normal before you yawned.

“Are you tired, I’m about to crash if you wanna just sleep with me.” He said with his usual grin plastered on his face. Your face begins to heat up growing in redness and warmth. You hear the couch shift before hesitating.

“Please y/n, I can’t get you out of my head.” Osomatsu muttered low, almost desperate enough to sound like a whimper. You fold laying with him on the couch so your back was pressing against his chest.

“..what do you mean osomatsu?” You said trying to process what he had said to you. You stare off thinking about it until his arms gently slip around your waist. Way different than the way he would touch you when he’s sober. Osomatsu was a pervert at heart and when he was sober he certainly showed it. He never groped you or anything but sometimes you noticed his hands would slide just above your ass and put his head on your shoulder.

“.. talk about it in the morning,” he mumbled moving closer to cuddle with you. Tension had you strung high at first until you sat and realized how much you loved Osomatsu’s touch, his confidence, the way he kept your attention, and his warmth he always seemed to have. As you drifted off to sleep you hear Osomatsu’s soft mumbles in your ear.

Birds chirp as daylight shines through the living room curtains. You squint your eyes at the sudden bright light realizing you were still in Osomatsu’s arms. The red flush on your face returns as you look up that the clock.

8:54 am

You yawn and attempt to stretch before escaping Osomatsu’s grasp. From the times before he automatically assumes you’ll make food for him, which you would, but you also have to make more of it because of his gluttony. He loved your food, especially after drinking the night away and sleeping it off on your comfortable couch instead of sharing with his annoying brothers.

You crack your back before sleepily stumbling your way to your bathroom so you can shower and brush your teeth. In your shower you thought more about what he said. He wants you, he can’t get you out of his head, he walks all the way to your house knowing it’s farther than his just to go to sleep.

You get out of the shower, steam filling the room and slip into your room to get dressed for the day. After you had finished your morning routine you began cooking omelettes for you and Osomatsu.

“Aww look at you make me food like a house wife,” Osomatsu snickered in as he walked to your side to watch you cook. It’s another thing he always did that seemed like it served no purpose. You know he’s not watching to learn. None the less you flush at his comment and push away from him playfully.

As you season the egg osomatsu breaks away to look through the cabinet for anything to snack on. The two of you sit in silence with nothing but the sound of you cooking and Osomatsu rummaging in cabinets being heard until you broke the silence.

“Oso was.. everything you said to me.. true? When you came home yesterday?” You ask, worry painting over your face as you hear him stop moving for a moment. It was something so small, so minuscule but it made his chest flutter. You said it like this was his house too.

“Yeah… are you mad?” Osomatsu asked before closing the cabinets. He watched the expression on your face.

“N-no.. I was actually hoping you were telling the truth.” You sigh a shaky breath feeling all of your nerves tighten all at once at his response. You hear nothing until Osomatsu moves to push you against the counter. He wasn’t rough but you could tell there was desire motivating his action. As the small of your back pressed against the counter he towered over you with a wide smile.

“You’ll be my girlfriend? Finally~” he said moving his face closer to yours.

“You know how to kiss?” Osomatsu asked for you to nod. He rushed to finally close the gap between the two of you, his hands exploring your waist and find their way to your ass before squeezing.

You taught him how to kiss with tongue. Originally you were the dominant one but the tables turn when Osomatsu finally catches on to the momentum. The two of you separate after a while and catch your breath as the two of you looking into eachother eyes, Osomatsu’s traveling down your body.

“Do you think the kiss was good enough to get me food~?” Osomatsu asked for you to sigh and chuckle.

You laugh and nod sliding past him to continue cooking. He follows but instead of there being distance his arms wrap around your waist as he looked over your shoulder at what you were doing.

Bonus Scene

“Guess who just tongued his girl down!!” Osomatsu yells as he slams the doors to his parents house open.

A collection of sounds come from his younger brothers, from groans to sighs, all being unhappy with his volume.

“Osomatsu you don’t even have a girlfriend-“ Choromatsu rolls his eyes and goes back to reading his manga before it’s snatched from his hands and replaces with Osomatsu’s phone.

“Read and weep virgin loser.” Osomatsu says proudly. He watched Choromatsu’s eyes widen as he reads the texts.

“You’re dating y/n??? How’d you even bag that??” Choromatsu yells as the other brothers gather around the phone to read you and Osomatsu’s text messages.

•.•.•.•

oso: You wanna come to my house today right?

y/n: yea are your brothers home?

oso: no

y/n: ur lyin, karamatsu just sent me a picture of his clothes in the closet.

oso: .. they don’t need to be here

y/n: relax I’ll be with you anyway 😭😭

oso: .. as long as I get to see you lookin all sexy

y/n: goodbye oso😭 I love you

oso: I love you and your sexy ass too ❤️

•.•.•.•

“… lucky bastard.” Ichimatsu sucks his teeth and mutters before going back to what they were doing. They would’ve thought of a plan to break them up but.. y/n knows them too well.

Author Notes: Hey guys!! Nexus here, please don’t mind my writing.. haven’t written in a while but I’m picking it back up. Lmk what you want to see next. Reblogging and sharing is very appreciated, I love you all and I’ll continue to write for my other characters.

©mxrtixnzwrld. do not copy, modify, translate, repost any of my work! reblogging is greatly appreciated!!

[overgrownfanboy]

I think with Ao3 down...i am actually set for life right now and im coasting right through. Especially since the one im reading is 338 chapters long.

[profoundtrashninja]

What will the Matsunos do to win over (Y/n)’s attention?

fan art for chp. 11 of this fic (nsfw): https://archiveofourown.org/works/50381887/chapters/140561608#workskin

[foamy-germs]

Intro + Masterlist 💞

Preferably do read through all of this! I’d appreciate it!

- ⭐️ -

Intro (Masterlist under the cut)

Heyo! I’m Alex, I joined tumblr a good while ago, but never really had the courage to post much. Until now!

My pronouns are He/Him, and my account is absolutely a safe space for LGBTQ+ folks!

For safety, I won’t share my age. Regardless, I’ll block any weird dms.

On the topic of DMs, any messages or asks simply saying “hi” might not be answered 😭 they make me anxious.

- ⭐️ -

Masterlist

I’ll currently only do SFW requests. Suggestive ones are okay, but I won’t do straight up smut at this time.

Requests: Open!

Spiderverse trilogy

Peter B. Parker

Miguel O’Hara

Spider Noir

The Spot/Johnathon Ohnn (Pre- and post-collider)

Web Slinger

Hobie Brown (Strictly non-sexual)

Mob Psycho 100

Reigen Arataka

Serizawa Katsuya

Mr. Osomatsu (No ships)

Osomatsu

Karamatsu

Choromatsu

Ichimatsu

Jyushimatsu

Todomatsu

Totoko

Team Fortress 2 (No ships)

Spy

Scout

Heavy

Medic

Engineer

Demoman

Pyro

Sniper

Soldier

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

Task Force 141

Lupin III franchise

Arséne Lupin III

Daisuke Jigen

Goemon Ishikawa

Fujiko Mine

Inspector Zenigata

Hunter x Hunter

Leorio

Kurapika

Illumi

Wing

Chrollo

Feitan

Shalnark

My Hero Academia

Shouta Aizawa/Eraserhead

Hizashi Yamada/Present Mic

Toshinori Yagi/All Might (both forms)

Taishiro Toyomitsu/FatGum

Keigo Takami/Hawks

Nemuri Kayama/Midnight

Jin Bubaigawara/Twice

Dabi

Tomura Shigaraki (please specify which season/version)

Spooky Month

Bob Velseb

Frank

Lila

Jaune

Villainous

Dr. Flug

Cecelia/Miss Heed

Can do:

Fluff

Scenarios/Imagines

Oneshots

Ships

x reader

Headcanons

[some] Angst

Suggestive requests (this does have a limit! and I will reject requests I’m uncomfortable with.)

Can’t/Will NOT do:

Smut

Proship

Anything political

(I will add to this as time passes.)

Disclaimers:

If I find a request uncomfortable to fulfill, I will reject it.

If some things have certain disclaimers (such as TF2 with ‘no ships’), it is because I’m not comfortable exploring writing with that specific topic for the fandom.

For characters, like Hobie, I may refuse various topics for them for various reasons. For Hobie specifically, his age is unconfirmed and constantly debated.

Do keep in mind that I’m a student with a job and family, and some requests may take a while. I tend to revise my stories multiple times over 😭.

However, feel free to ask if I can write something! I’ll almost always say yes.

[hdhdgsgs]

Hi Hi! Idk how I ended up here lol (maybe through Bard’s page?? idk) anyway! I see that you’re writing for Osomatsu San right now! Would I be able to request your headcanons on every matsu comforting their crying significant other? Pleeeeease? lol I love the comfy stuff

First post back from writers block/burn out, I know some aren’t as long as others and I’m sorry it’s not consistent but I love the idea!

Osomatsu

For a little bit after you start crying he’s stunned, he’s not sure what to do. He’s comforted his brothers before but they’re his brothers, you’re a whole different person that he hasn’t learnt his whole life to comfort.

He’ll pay your back first then offer an awkward hug that turns into cuddling and crying into him with him rubbing the back of your hair and saying how you’ll be ok, kissing your head every now and then.

If you don’t want to be physically touched he’ll just tell you it’ll be okay and that he’ll listen if you need to talk, just constant sweet talking and he’ll throw in a little flirting or joking around if he feels like it’ll make you feel better.

He’ll even offer his beer or to eat instant ramen with him, he might even ‘force’ (ask) his mother to make him and you something, to which she would say yes and comfort you as much as she could and as she’s raised 6 kids at the same time, she’s pretty good at it.

He’ll offer you sex, half-joking, but if you take him up on his offer he’d be delighted to help, whether that means fast and rough or slow and sweet. He’d totally even be willing to get none of the pleasure himself because he wants to make you feel good (and he’s a pervert), you deserve it after all.

Karamatsu

He’s read up on this a LOT before so he can understand and comfort his future partner. He loves you and asks before every little thing he does, if you want ANYTHING he’ll run all over Tokyo as fast as he can to get it for you. If his brothers are around he’ll either boss them into doing things for you or he’ll threaten them to stay as far away as possible so you can be in piece.

Affection needed? He’s ready, he’ll do anything to make you happy, even if it’s (not shaming anyone) kissing your feet. He’s ready, cuddles are elite and he’s petting you everywhere he knows you like, kisses galore and touching places he knows makes you giddy. At one point he thinks about tickling you to see you laugh but he decides against it after thinking for a minute.

For gifts and acts of service, he’ll go ALL over Tokyo, fuck, even Japan if he has to, all to make you happy. If he can’t afford he WILL beg, steal and take what he needs to. He will empty everyone he knows bank account, or maybe just hatabou’s cuz he’s rich.

You want words of affirmation? He’s got it, words sweeter than ever before come out of his mouth, comforting and reassuring you until his vocal cords stop working and still then he’ll write it all down. He won’t joke around until he knows you feel good enough, so he will test the waters, every now and then with little jokes before unleashing his attack of humour to make you laugh.

Quality time, no problemo. He’s sitting and laying and standing around, just being with you, if you don’t want to talk he won’t, he’ll give you tissues, water, a plush, ice cream and just sit with you. He isn’t used to not talking for so long but he will anything for his karamatsu angel.

Choromatsu

Worst one of all of them, but he’s trying his best. He will pat your back and say “it’s not that serious, you’ll be okay.” Please get mad at him… he isn’t hurt by it for the most part, he’s used to a lot worse by his brothers.

Eventually he’ll learn and get better but at the start he’s grossly bad for someone who reads romance manga on the daily. He might try things he sees there, affection and tissues/water but after a while he’ll honestly just sit next to you and stare into space. He’s perplexed.

If you ask him about getting something or doing something for you, he will be a dork and salute, immediately getting up to help. He might put on some idol shows on tv or try and distract you by putting together a figurine with you. Choromatsu would offer a beer or sake to cheer you up, since it always makes him feel better (even though that’s unhealthy). Some more of his ideas include forcing Totty to search up ways to help, making his brothers embarrass themselves to make you laugh or running around doing things for you (which they will do in the hope you might like them too because you were able to fall for Choromatsu, but they won’t make it that obvious). Cuddles are a thing choromatsu has always been hesitant about, meaning he has to be insanely vulnerable, but he’ll throw away all vain the second he sees you upset.

Ichimatsu

Panics but keeps it on the inside so you wont stress more. He decides to treat you the same way he treats cats, only knowing how to cheer them up. So he’ll buy you food or get it from his cupboards and pet your head. He’ll whisper sweet nothings in your ear while giving your head a massage (which he’s surprisingly good at) making sure to focus behind your ears and the top of your head. Ichimatsu loves getting kisses but he’s not too confident on giving them so he won’t kiss your lips for his own comfort but he will kiss everywhere else, up your arms, your neck, your face, your head, everywhere else however if you ask him directly he will buck up and give you a small kiss on the lips, followed by more as he gets more confident. Orders his brothers around if you need something since he’s giving you affection at the moment.

Sends out a cat signal(idk) and gets all the little fluffy bois in the area to come and cuddle up! (As a chubby girl myself) He WILL put you on his lap for cuddles, he doesn’t care about weight at all whether you’re underweight, average or overweight. He wants to hold his kitten no matter what. If you end up eating something he’ll physically feed you like a baby, feeling very protective.

Jyushimatsu

Cat eyes, thinking face. Stays like that for a few second then runs around grabbing everything he can think of. Blankets, pillows, stuffed animals, water, tissues, a baseball, snacks and one of his hoodies. He brings it all and offers them, setting up a calm little area and wiping your tears with his sleeves, finding it more intimate than tissues.

Jyushimatsu sings a little song while laying you back on his chest and rubbing your back. He’s very used to comforting Ichimatsu so if you don’t want to be held he’ll know exactly how to help, he might even ask ichimatsu to help him get a cuddly cat for you. Wiggles his arms and and does the water trick too, but if you don’t respond he’ll stop immediately. Sits next to you and writes a love letter, detailed with all his feelings for you, he puts it in an envelope, seals it and hands it to you like you couldn’t see the whole thing being made, he’s VERY bashful about it too. Jyushi will also make you drink water to rehydrate and whisper meow over and over again in a sing song voice because he knows it helps Ichimatsu so surely it’ll help you right? Just need a distraction? He’ll talk about baseball for hours, the history, his favourite players, the rules and how to play it.

Todomatsu

Best equipped to handle it, doesn’t go about it well. Todomatsu doesn’t, in fact, use his phone. He feels it would be gross to use his phone when his partner needs comfort, and he panics wanting them to know he loves them more than life itself but not knowing how. He pulls you into a tight hug, telling you it’s going to be okay and that he loves you. Todomatsu will run his hand up and down your back while the other one is in your hair massaging the back of your head. He will push away his feelings of discomfort for a second to grab his phone, putting on soft music to help you relax, including a playlist he made especially for when he got a partner and he needed to comfort them. If Totty even sees a glimpse of a brother in the corner of his eye, they will be gone as soon as possible to make you feel safer and calmer. He hums along while he tries to make you fall asleep in his arms, I’m all honesty Todomatsu will do ANYTHING for his partner, he won’t let you go a single day feeling sad or bad because he truly adores you more than anything in the whole universe.

[vampthropologist]

IruIchi REAL. kind of

Prologue and Chapter 1 Posted!! If you'd like some listening material, here's the IruIchi Official Playlist (subject to change)

Thanks to @zen1dol for beta-reading this for me!!!!! <3

[rkmatsu]

 “You know, that was my first time kissing someone… like, ever…You know that?” “Well, I… I guess I never thought about you doing it with someone else before, but… But why now?"

"You dumbass...you don't understand after everything? I don't give a damn on what you are. I’ve already had to police you at your lowest. What makes you think I can’t do it this time? It’s because you mean the world to me… idiot.”

Chapter 22 is up! Here's to another chapter!

[thebardisabird]

Writing has been hard for me lately. A lot of things have happened in the past year for me that damaged my zest to write. But that passion doesn't ever truly die, I think, so I'm doing my best to pick myself and continue doing what I love. So here's my contribution to Karamatsu month. A very candid conversation and a gentle reminder.

When Karamatsu had asked you to take a walk with him, you initially had thought nothing of it. Often you two would walk Akatsuka Park together; you, because you enjoyed the benefit of being able to clear your mind with some fresh air, and he because it was how you two met, so it held a special place in the grand scheme of your friendship. 

“Ah, does the air not smell so wonderfully crisp?” Karamatsu inhales, stretching his arms out as his lungs take in the cool afternoon air. You get lost in your own breathing for a second, “Just the season for it too,” a small smile ghosts over your lips, “I love this time of year.” 

Karamatsu hums in agreement, arms crossing over his chest as he slides his eyes closed and walks with a purposeful blindness.

Your mind shifts to light conversation, “How was your week? Anything new with your brothers?”

His chuckle is airy as he peaks an eye open toward you, “Raucous as ever - but how could they not be? We share the same fire in our blood after all.” 

This made you laugh as you recalled that same exact “fiery blood” getting them in trouble with Chibita just the other night. Karamatsu hears your laughter and mirrors it, thinking of his brothers and their antics - antics he’s very much always a part of. He recollects the memories that have permanently altered his life; how he wouldn’t trade them for the world. Yet as you both walk, a chill runs through the leather of his jacket. The reality of his adulthood creeps up and reminds him that even this situation - spending every day of his adult life with his brothers, living without much to care about, or even the luxury of getting to have these walks with you whenever it pleases you both - may be temporary. But such is life, isn’t it? Shouldn’t a man his age strive for independence and distance so as to be free of burdening his family? Karamatsu tucks his hands into his armpits, a certain vulnerability striking him now. You feel the difference in his attitude almost instantly.

“Kara…you okay?” 

His answer doesn’t come right away, though he still walks with you without missing a step. His signature shades have slid down the bridge of his nose a tad, revealing the troubled look of his downcast eyes and knitted brows. In searching for a response he remains silent; though this renders to you as him not having heard you. “Karamatsu…?” you call out again, worry lacing in your utterance of his name. 

The wrinkles in his brows grow deeper, “Am I…a burden?” 

The timbre of his voice was far lighter than normal, hesitance coating his words in a way you weren’t expecting. You tilt your head with some confusion, not understanding his question as it’s phrased, “What do you mean?” 

The cedar hues of his eyes drift off to the side as though he meant to avoid your gently bewildered expression. 

“I just…I think of my brothers…I think of how we’re still living at home,” he chews his lip as he continues, “We’re adults…and yet we rely so heavily on our parents.” 

You nod as you take in his words, the idea of what he’s trying to ask beginning to formulate in your head. Karamatsu removes his hands, looking down at the guitar-worn digits, “I…” the sigh he lets out is palpable, “I feel like I have nothing to show for myself or my future. I need to know when I’ll be more than just…this.” 

Your heart sinks as you see the hurt show in full bloom on Karamatsu’s face. It’s a subject of conversation you often avoid with him, not out of dishonesty, but because you’ve seen what the call of independence has done to his family in the past. It’s a sore topic, you know this. Yet your hands find one of his own, enclosing the now tightly grasped fist and gently easing his fingers open to accept the warmth of your comforting ones. 

“Those are answers that take time…no one ever knows right away what their future holds.” 

Karamatsu looks on at the delicate hold you have on his hand before finally locking eyes with you. 

“Give yourself time and grace,” you say softly, “You’re exactly where you need to be…and the people who love you are happy to have the time with you that they do.” 

He swallows thickly at your words, there’s a kindness to them he feels he doesn’t deserve - but he absorbs each letter nonetheless. His free hand unfurls from its frustrated grasp, coming to blanket your reassuring touch with his own, thankful, one. He loses the ability to speak for just a moment, but he silently prays that the sincerity in his eyes reflects how grateful he is for you. You lend him a bright smile, tugging on the same you were still encasing, “Come, let’s finish our walk before it gets too cold.” 

The weight that on his shoulders shakes free of its hold as he’s yanked forward a hair. He stumbles before he remembers to walk accordingly, and he finds his steps feel lighter now. The pleased silence between you two doesn’t last long as he inhales once more, “Ah…”

Seeing him return to his usual self brings you joy, but that is quickly replaced with playful annoyance when he says, “I must be rubbing off on you, darling, with how poetic with your words you’re becoming,” the statement paired with the glint of his grin and his arms flared out in a dramatic display. You can’t stop your eyes from rolling though it’s easily accompanied by affectionate laughter, “If you say so, Karamatsu.”