#panda khan

[thecomicsnexus]

THE CHRONICLES OF PANDA KHAN #1-4, PANDA KHAN SPECIAL #1

FEBRUARY 1987 - AUGUST 1990

BY MONICA SHARP AND DAVE GARCÍA

The current Panda Khan feels restless knowing that their god P'an Ku seems to have abandoned them. And the imminent attack of Lord Shibo forces him to get into action and figure out his destiny.

SCORE: 9

Yes, I am preparing a video that covers everything Panda Khan (it should have been out already, but I had to postpone it until I get some extra issues. In any case, it wasn't easy tracking down everything about this character, but this review is specific about his main book.

Monica Sharp managed to create an entire world and a full fictional mythology that has its roots in Asian culture. Chinese culture in particular. You could compare the character with Usagi Yojimbo in a way, but Panda Khan, originally, wasn't a loner, he was a leader.

But here's the trick. These are the chronicles of Panda Khan... but which one?

As I said, the main character is not named Panda Khan, that's his title. The character we know as Panda Khan is Li Yang. And to be fair, we barely see him in this book. This is an ensemble cast story, and we follow some characters that could end up being the next Panda Khan. I am trying not to spoil it much for you... I know who becomes Panda Khan... but even if you read these issues, you wouldn't be able to confirm who it is. And that's because the book got technically canceled, due to some changes in priorities for the couple behind the book. Paired with low sales, which was apparently still a problem for indie books after the black and white comic bubble bust of the mid-eighties.

However, the Panda Khan special closes this chapter and starts another. After it, Li Yang would become X-Khan... not kidding... a space pirate looking for P'an Ku. The story was never completed and we could only get a few appearances here and there.

He, technically, traveled to the present of Earth (from the future) and joined the Playmates line. But that was it.

As for the art, it looks cute at times. And it looks really impressive at others. Dave García has a very expressive style when it comes to humans. He is somewhere between Dave Gibbons and Kevin Maguire.

In a very "indie" flavor of course.

As a result this is an amazing story in both art and story, and I would have to say that the only thing that makes it 10% not perfect is that it doesn't deliver on your expectations. You see Panda Khan on the cover, and you want to read about him. Instead you learn about his world (and a couple of years later, you learn that you were technically reading the stories of the next Panda Khan as well). But if you go into this book knowing this, then it could be a 10 for you. This story is perfect for animation (and maybe one day it could an HBO show).

However, there is a Panda Khan animated series in the works, albeit, with a different cast and world. So it's Panda Khan in name and appearance only, but it doesn't seem to be an adaptation of this book. Think of the Samurai Rabbit series, as an example.

Also, if that show ever comes out, I'll be very impressed. The people behind it were too ambitious and are trying to start a shared universe. This means that Panda Khan will debut in a different cartoon first. But that is a different story.

If you are interested in reading this story... I wish you all the luck in the world to find it. However, the series is in the process of being recolored and these books are being sold somewhere officially after being kickstarted (I know you can find them).

I'm not a fan of the recoloring, but it comes with additional stories, including a brand new tale of a new villain.

[pocoslip]

Did NECA Toys just Made their own Headcanon of what Panda Khan would look like in the 1987 TMNT Cartoon or is he Getting his Own Show??

(And will Panda Khan make a Crossover Appearance in TMNT Saturday Morning Adventures Comic????)

[velvet-vox]

V and Doll; trauma, mental disorder, and low empathy.

(Warning: this post is slightly outdated and contains some incorrect medical terms that don't correspond to the modern classification of ASPD. You can still read it if you are curious, but don't take anything stated here as hard facts. They are not.)

Very recently on my notifications I received a reblog by @aroaceweirdos101 to a response I've made to a post talking about how Doll went through so much more pain than V, and it made me realise that the response in question was actually, like, really good.

I had genuinely forgotten and underestimated how good of an analysis of both V, Doll, mental health and societal stigma it really was.

Now, of course, I disagree with the sentiment that Doll suffered more than V and fully believe that out of the two V endured way more pain and trauma than Doll; yet, although the responses in the comments checked out with what I previously said, they felt... meaner?

Like, the answers went to the opposite extreme of the original comment and tried to downplay Doll's trauma in comparison to V's, almost implying that Doll was a b##ch (which she was) for snapping as hard as she did when V still managed to retain a sense of restraint; and I disagreed with that, so in response I wrote this:

*Look, I believe both Doll and V are interesting characters, and although I feel more sympathetic towards Doll, I definitely believe V went through so much more pain than Doll and had way more reasons to snap and be the way she is now, but I just really hate people who use that as an excuse to label Doll has the more evil of the two or "she was always just a psycho, she just needed an excuse to snap"; it's especially disheartening when people straight up interpret her as unreademable or pure evil, when V and N's body count is 10 times higher than Doll's.

Also, I'm sorry but I really can't stomach the possibility of Liam redeeming the genocidal war machine and not the broken orphan created by said psycho, it literally would be the fictional pinnacle of "since these are the protagonists, they can get away with as much as they want and are always in the right"; I'm fine with the way Doll died because it was done by Cyn and there wasn't any moral lesson to be gained from our protagonists about it, but if it was done by N, Uzi, or worst of all V again, it should have played out like "we have reasons to do the things we do, and you have yours, unfortunately we're on opposite sides and you are hurting us so we must kill you now".

The human (worker drone) mind is extremely fragile, and some people, due to a probably inherited and undiagnosed mental illness or a particular personality type, are more at risk of snapping then other people, yet instead of being understanding towards those who are born with more issues than others (especially women, look up Azula or Ashley Graves) we tend to isolate, demonize and then kill them because they were incapable of fitting into the larger societal standard of acceptable social behaviour, even when said society never did anything to help them meet its unreachable standards because it required too much work from society's side to give you the special attention you needed in order to make you work and fit in.

V was a quiet kid because she was shy, Doll was a quiet kid because she was introverted. Those are two very different types of people and one of them (Doll) was inherently more at risk of developing mental health issues than the other due to their personality type and how it's stigmatized.*

Here's also the original post made by an anonymous user on @md-confessions

Also, here's the link to another post still talking about V and Doll. I made two comments in response, but neither of them is particularly well thought out and since you can't correct them I left them as they were.

Now, back to the highlighted part:

I want to use this response as a springboard to talk about the main differences between Doll and V when it comes to their different handling of their decaying mental health and why it's unfair to say that one of them was worse than the other based on their actions and attitude towards the problem.

(Also, all of the Murder Drones characters are extremely complex, and the fact that the show doesn't have filler makes it harder to get a good grip on one's particular mindset, so if it seems like I'm talking more about Doll than I am about V, it is because V is the most complicated character in the cast and I'm not as confident to talk about her as I am with Doll; it took one entire year to finally understand Doll as well as I do now, so V is a touchy subject for me that's why I might not do her justice).

First of all, it has to be said: Doll is a sociopath, V isn't, despite appearing like one. And that's ok.

When I say that I feel more sympathy towards Doll than I do for V, this is what I mean: I don't sympathise with Doll heartlessness more than I do with V jackassery; rather I understand and relate with Doll's low empathy since I also have low empathy as well, and it is quite common for people like us to be misunderstood for uncaring individuals.

It's the same reason why I and many others tend to like villains and sympathise with them more than we do with the heroes (Lord Shen from Kung Fu Panda 2 is the perfect example for this); it's quite common for villains to be written as individuals with low empathy, as an highly empathetic individual tends to be harder for the audience to buy as an antagonist, since you need to justify why someone this caring is committing all this heinous and terrible stuff, but if that person is already unemphatetic by nature, than it's just a matter of establishing their goals and motivations. These people also tend to be ostracized by their environment and go through a gruesome and violent death because it's socially acceptable to let these despicable individuals find comeuppance through death since they lack the traits that make a person traditionally good.

So, when people use the "So what? She's got dead parents. Many others do, including Uzi, who's also infected with the Absolute Solver, yet they have not become cannibalistic serial killers obsessed with revenge" as a slight against Doll it's not entirely fair because from what we've gathered in the show the other worker drones don't suffer from sadistic impulses and sociopathy like Doll does, even if they (Rebecca) are pretty uncaring. (Side note, Uzi also suffers from sadism/sadistic impulses, but not from sociopathy, hence the main difference between the two).

V, on the other hand, despite what her introduction and psycho girl persona might trick you into believing, was never a sociopath nor did she struggle with low empathy, she was, instead, a pretty timid maid who suffered through unspeakable physical and psychological trauma that led her to adopt this fake identity to cope for the atrocities that she was now committing for the company (Absolute Solver) and the safety of N; V cared about N in a pretty normal person kind of way: she kept N at arms length and hid the truth from him so that he wouldn't get hurt, all while detaching herself from the actions she was now committing, not saying Doll wouldn't or didn't commit any of these actions, but V did them in a way that better aligns with someone who doesn't suffer from sociopathic disorder.

Speaking of N, since he has been mentioned, I'll say that while Uzi suffers from sadism but not low empathy (she has shown to be pretty empathetic many times), N doesn't suffer from sadism but from low empathy; as better explained by a section of this post made by @melissa-titanium :

N x Doll

Don't believe me? Then maybe you should rewatch the series again because N's unemphateticness is his own can of worms to delve into.

But back to Doll, it's time to dissolve (😏) one of the oldest misconceptions surrounding her character:

Doll reached out for help. A lot. She just didn't have any luck with it.

Call me crazy, but the more I thought about it, the more I realised that the fandom wide spread belief that Doll rejected all the help that was handed to her to be a massive lie, and in fact, Doll actually tried to reach out way more than you thought, arguably, even more than Uzi:

The impact that Yeva's education has had on Doll's life can only be noticed in this way: Yeva extended her hand to Nori and she accepted it, thus, it is fair to assume that Yeva taught Doll to be pretty open to others and to give a hand to someone in need (the show was rewritten after the pilot, so ignore the incongruences with Doll's initial characterization), and in fact, after enduring the trauma of watching her parents die, she opened up to Lizzie for help and support, unfortunately, Lizzie wasn't exactly the right person to talk about these things (no offence to her, all of Uzi's classmates suck for one reason or another, including Uzi herself, I guess that's what happens when you are stuck inside a bunker your whole life), after all, Doll was still killing and cannibalising her classmates.

Then, before she went back to gain her revenge, she tried to get Uzi on her side, which wasn't an attempt to open up, but she was still willing to connect, even if for the wrong reasons. Finally, once she discovers that Uzi also has the Absolute Solver, she promises to help her out, and at this point, Doll wishes to talk it out with Uzi, but because she is surrounded by the Disassembly Drones (V), she can't.

And now, for the most interesting discussion, there's this brief and frankly weird moment in episode 5 where Doll compliments Khan for raising Uzi, and while Khan laughs it off immediately, since he is a dumbass, this could have been a perfect opportunity for him to reach out to Doll and reason with her, since she's clearly putting aside whatever her objective actually is to talk to him, but he doesn't catch on, and this leads Doll to immediately closing herself off again and returning to the mission, and like, maybe we all kind of underestimated how much significance this moment carried, but consider this:

Doll, at this point in time, has been living out in the cold for what... a month? Six months? A YEAR? If we exclude J and Cyn from the equation, this is probably the only social interaction she ever had since The Promening, yet, because of Khan's lack of touch, she immediately reminds herself of the massive disconnection between her and the other workers (eh ehm sociopath) and thus storms off rapidly; this moment is actually quite painful when you look at it from this perspective, yet it's also, the only interpretation that makes sense? Otherwise how do you explain the existence of this moment when Murder Drones is a show infamous for his high plotting and lack of filler? They had to go out of their way to animate this, so why did they play it off in this way?

Tessa is a meanie

Penultimately, and again, I want to bring up a post by @capnsaltsquid since that's where I got the inspiration to write this paragraph off, Doll opened up to J and Tessa to get the answers she was seeking, yet not only Tessa shot her in the face for s###s and giggles, but then proceeded to fraternise with her parents murderers, and at this point, she closes herself off enough to realise that she might have to unintentionally kill Uzi and leave everyone in the dust if she wants to get anything at all.

But unfortunately, that is not the case, she dies of a lonely, meaningless, gruesome death, and at this point, she still tries and finally succeeds in reaching out to Uzi, and yet, like all of her previous tries, this is unsuccessful, as Uzi has other things in mind right now.

To wrap things up nicely, both V and Doll went through severe amounts of trauma and handled said trauma in a similar yet also different way, since they are different individuals who process emotions and love differently, thus the actions they took made sense for the person they were and should only be judged in the context of their writing and characterization.

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[icelordofwinter]

I had found this audio of Adam diver and it felt too good to use

and I decided to use it on not just lmk wukong but all the verisons I know (or well it doesn’t have all of them but you know what I mean anyways enjoy)

[chaotictoon]

Tiger Girls

Tiger cartoon girls

[mathematical-cheese]

That part of the Wrath of Khan soundtrack where Kirk is running down to engineering to get to Spock >>>>

[nev-valkyriesdottir]

EVERYONE I FOUND A POST ON PINTEREST AND WANTED TO SHARE IT WITH YOU. PLEASE BE CAREFUL OUT THERE BECAUSE WE CAN NEVER BE TOO SAFE !!!

Credit to @/L💙 on pinterest

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[abardnamedreginald]

im a wolf-demon-salamander-grey treefrog-katydid-cricket-luna moth-klingon-trad vampire-cat-romulan-harry potter wizard-gnome-drow-orc-wood elf-high elf-werewolf-twilight vampire-chihuahua-android-bard-druid-sorcerer-d&d wizard-lotr wizard-mind flayer-kraken-owlbear-genetically modified human-andes mint-harry potter merperson-h20 mermaid-great white shark-raven named nevermore-amontillado-sewer clown-animatronic-ink person-reality bender-ringwraith-chicken-fairy-telescreen-multibear-manic pixie dream girl-d class-horcrux-dragon-unicorn-pegasus-among us crewmate-among us imposter-game master-sharpie king size marker-dwarf-dragonborn-toothbrush-rock-paper-scissors-lizard-vulcan-politician-god-phone guy-icebreakers ice cubes pineapple-a doctor not a miracle worker-troll-ent-poodle-rabbit-Bear.-orange zombie-purple zombie-green zombie-professor plum-col. mustard-in the library-with a knife-hoola dancer-fish-villager-pelecan-defense against the dark arts professer-mafia boss-peep rabbit-peep chicken-gymnast-hairbrush-philosopher-music freak-school teacher-kidnapper-police lieutenant-farmer-trash can-dumpster out back-turtle-tribble-my little pony-kratt brother-high diver-pearl diver, dive, dive, deeper-chef-fire-earth-water-wind-wasp-bee-hornet-yellowjacket-mud dabber-grasshopper-rattlesnake-armadillo-cowboy-flashlight-starfleet science officer-harlet-elephant-gater-muppet-emo-goth-preppy-teabag-loser-sucker-mouse-rat-a puppet-a pauper-a pirate-a poet-a pawn-and a king-father albert-the pope-a nun-pastor jeff-gambler-metalhead-death rocker-the grim reaper-angel-lighthouse-paw patrol dog-hobbit-starfish-sponge-crab-squid-shrimp-jellyfish-chipmunk-hammerhead shark-nurse shark-humpback whale-blue whale-orca-sexual harrassment panda-south park character-jakoffasaurus-scrabble board-ouija board-pillow-toilet paper-period pad-tampon-baby diaper-elderly diaper-martian-touch tone telephone-starfleet operations-starfleet command-kirk-spock-bones-sulu-chekov-uhura-scotty-yeoman rand-KHAN!!!-mudd-the uss enterprise-the uss reliant-botany bay-v'ger-valeris-saavik-sybok-surak-sarek-the abbreviation 'idk'-sheldon-leonard-penny-howard-raj-amy-bernadette-mary cooper-george sr-george jr-missy cooper-meemaw-tam-dr sturgis-dr linkletter-dr jack bright-dr clef-dr gears-dr kondraki-dr mann-dr iceberg-dr crow-dr rights-dr sherman-scp 049-scp 3008-scp 4231-scp 166-scp 682-scp 2521-scp 590-O5 6-bill cipher-stanley pines-stanford pines-dipper-mabel-wendy-soos-schmebulok-gideon-mcgucket-dipper goes to taco bell-sheriff blubs-deputy durland-tad strange-andy taylor-william afton-michael afton-elizabeth afton-crying child-henry emily-charlotte emily-dave miller-jack kennedy-dee kennedy-peter kennedy-steven stevenson-aragorn-sam-frodo-merry-pippin-boromir-legolas-gimli-gandalf-faramir-denethor-sauron-elrond-thranduil-harry-hermione-ron-voldemort-pettigrew.-moony-padfoot-prongs-snape-edward-bella-alice!!-carlisle-charlie-cthulhu-greg heffley-pennywise-bendy-sammy-norman-jack-alice (susie)-allison-henry stien-joey drew-bruenor battlehammer-raskolnikov-heather-heather-heather-veronica-jd-kurt-ram-martha-kurt cobain-david bowie-freddie mercury-hozier-mitski-lemon demon-jack stauber-tally hall-hamilton-burr-jefferson-madison-washington-phillip-angelica-eliza-peggy-king george iii-king henry viii-ben franklin-catherine of aragon-anne boleyn-jane seymour-anne of cleves-katherine howard-catherine parr-dracula-𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂-evan hansen-conner murphey-john adams-raymond barron-fred randall-jane doe-ocean-noel-mischa-constance-ricky-karnak-vergil-alternate-thatcher davis-ruth-dave-cesar-mark-adam-sarah-jonah-evelyn-gabriel-trump-biden-sunny-basil-kel-aubrey-hero-mari-vanessa (the mean girl that kinda likes u)-tux the linux penguin-perry the platypus hybrid princess...dont fw me

[fany-the-bunny]

Oh! You want 50 simpathetic villains? Fuck it! I'll give you 60!

1. Darth Vader (Star Wars)

2. Petey the Cat (Dogman)

3. King Dedede (Kirby)

4. Pain (Naruto)

5. Konan (Naruto)

6. Madara (Naruto)

7. Choso (Jujutsu Kaizen)

8. Toji Fushiguro (Jujutsu Kaizen)

9. Suguru Geto (Jujutsu Kaizen)

10. Ice King (Adventure Time)

11. Magneto (X-Men)

12. Wile E. Coyote (Looney Tunes)

13. N (pokémon)

14. Guzma (Pokémon)

15. Taranza (Kirby)

16. Harry Osborn (Spiderman)

17. Mr. Freeze (Batman Animated Series)

18. Baby Doll (Batman Animated Series)

19. Calendar Girl (Batman Animated Series)

20. Joker (Joker 2019)

21. Harley Queen (DC)

22. Clay Puppington (Moral Orel)

23. Loki (Marvel)

24. Bucky Barnes (Captain America)

25. Spinel (Steven Universe)

26. Candyman (Candyman)

27. Jason Vorhees (Friday the 13th)

28. Doey the Doughman (Poppy Playtime)

29. Killmonger (Black Panther)

30. Doctor Octopus (Spiderman)

31. Severus Snape (Harry Potter)

32. Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter)

33. Frankenstein monster (Frankenstein)

34. Red (Us)

35. Carrie (Carrie)

36. Cujo (Cujo)

37. Pamela Vorhees (Friday the 13th)

38. Bowser Jr. (Super Mario)

39. Shere Khan (Book of the Jungle)

40. Darth Maul (Star Wars)

41. Lusamine (Pokemon)

42. Catnap (Poppy Playtime)

43. Dogday (Poppy Playtime)

44. Mommy Long Legs (Poppy Playtime)

45. Nightmare Moon/Luna (My Little Pony)

46. Bojack Horseman (Bojack Horseman)

47. Beatrice Horseman (Bojack Horseman)

48. Jennifer Check (Jennifer's Body)

49. Bartholomew Kuma (One Piece)

50. Tai Lung (Kung Fu Panda)

51. Charlotte Katakuri (One Piece)

52. Dr. Phosphorus (Creature Commando

53. Trilla Suduri (Star Wars)

54. Starro (Suicide Squad)

55. Polyphemus (Epic/ Odyssey)

56. Cragger (Legends of Chima)

57. The Collector (The Owl House)

58. Azula (Avatar)

59. Sindel (Mortal Kombat)

60. Lord Garmadon (Ninjago)

[thecomicsnexus]

Who is Panda Khan? - (not) TMNT comics

It was a strange action figure from the 1990 wave of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. But who was really Panda Khan and when will we see him again?

[cocogum]

✨Quirky✨ labels that describes them in a nutshell 🤭🥰

Yugo: blue alien boy

Adamaï: puberty’s bitch

Az: stress relief mascot ball

Amalia: horny grass princess

Eva: hot elf with daddy issues

Dally: dumbass ginger “woops! I did it again! 🤭🤪”

Ruel: Mr. Krabs holding adoption papers

Elely: Ginger 2.0 charged with arson

Flopin: invisible Link

Pin: Jack-Jack

Rubilax: demonic bromance

Madagaskan: retired blind sniper

Cleophee: hot elf who can kick

Goultard: ginger who can think

Oakheart: best salad king

Armand: delulu cabbage head

Canar: drag queen number 1

Renar: drag queen number 2

Aurora: blue trophy wife cow

Osamodas King: blue cow king

Efrim: tiny cute monster feet

Nora: pink lesbian

Mina: your scarred unpaid therapist

Phaeris: arm chewer

Qilby: the original momma’s boy

Shinonome: the shit picker

Glip: dad noises

Balthazar: grandpa noises

Eliatrope Goddess: helicopter parent definition

Alibert: gets thrown babies at him

Chibi: loud ass inventor

Grougaloragran: third person user

Prince Adale: fabulous tea sipper

General Mofette: bondage and whips

Grany Smisse: Meowth’s cousin

Remington: Zorro compensating with swords

Grufon: arachnid map

Anathar: copycat daddy voice

Kerosho: Adamaï’s forgettable achievement

Rushu: god wannabe

Black Ink: sentient food

Elaine: had a shitty childhood

Galanthe: rip thick hips

Noximilien: loves taking his time

Igôle: does not want to die

Cabotine: baby mama

Justice Knight: sweaty himbo

Pandiego: smelly drunk panda

Kabrok: retired wanderlust

Miranda: corn’s victim…

Vampyro: spirit halloween reject

Xav the Baker: croissant addict

Kriss Krass: tongue’s always out

Maude: goth chick

Ogrest: professional whiner

Otomaï: stressed out alchemist

Joris: experienced father and uncle babysitter

Kerubim: white furry with life issues

Simone: lesbian cleaner for hire

Julie: gay furry

Atcham: bald

Lilotte: furry orphan by choice

Khan Karkass: oily misogynistic ginger

Bakara: teacher’s pet snitcher

Julith: mommy milker terrorist

Jahash: died for getting laid

Jiva: just wanted to get laid

Poo: Kung Fu Panda

Echo: half lizard

Sipho: ugly ass lizard

Toxine: evil deadpool with an ass

Harebourg: narcissistic obsessed stalker

Oropo: clam sucker

Coqueline: raccoon girl

Dathura: leaf hottie

Dark Vlad: rock metal enthusiast

Black Bump: panty sniffer

Kali: professional sadist

Ush: furry sore loser

Arpagone: not an actual enutrof

Barik: elvis gone wrong

Cendre Mystigrine: forgettable furry

Ramona: best enutrof grandma

Harcelo Estep: disowned cuz wtf-

Messer: talking skull

Lacrima: did not deserve this

Winmo Nodorh: Flopin did it better

Lupa: sadist sympathizer

Atone: laser beam vision

Bouillon: fighting boner

Ripulse: name stands for “disgusted”

Sidaire: little sonic twerp

Desperia: no screentime for lesbian eagle

[memelordotherblog]

Almost Done with Talespin and so far this Is what I imagine a conversation would go if all the main villains were trapped together would more or less be the godfather conversation with a few modifications

Spigot: Well, since we are all going die here, I have one more thing to confess, I did not enjoy the Hogfather.

Dunder: What?

Spigot: Didn’t care for the Hogfather

Don: How dare you slander the great and wonderful Hogfather - that is almost as great and wonderful as myself!

Spidot: I Didn’t, Didn’t like it.

Moe: You're more idiotic than my goons! It the perfect movie you hardheaded-

Spigot: This is what eveyone always outside my great country says. Whenever they say, it's like, "Oh my..." Everyone always says

Don: Robert De Nightngale,Al Panda. I mean, you never gaze— ROBERT DUCKVALL!

Spigot: I'm aware . He's a Fine, fine actor. Did not like the movie, back me up here, Dunder!

Dunder: Ehh- ohh geez, well what do you think, Mr. Shere Khan? You been rather quiet.

Khan: No comment.

Dunder: Bu-

Khan: Must I repeat myself?

Dunder: ...Anyhow, why don't you like the movie sir?

Spigot: I simply couldn't get into it.

Don: Explain yourself now before I cut your body into itty-bitty pieces!

Spigot: It's insistence upon itself, Don Karnage.

Don: WHAT?!!

Moe: You stupid! It has a point to show! It's insistent!

Spigot: It takes forever to watch, and you sit for six and a half hours, and I can't even get through daam the movie. I've never even seen the ending.

Don: You never- what!

Dunder: Well, with all due respect, sir, how can you say you don't like it if you haven't even given it a chance?

Moe: I agree with the big guy! It's brainless!

Spigot: I given this movie three chances, but I always stop at that one scene where all the mob are sitting around in the chairs-

Don: Indeed, a great scene, that is, I love that scene.

Spigot: No, that is not a great-

Moe: It feels like the the real deal

Spigot: I have no idea what they're talking about! It almost like they are speaking a different language! That's where I lose interest and I go away.

Don: You know what, little pig thin-

Moe: THEY'RE SPEAKI' ITALIAN, HALFWIT!

Don: Subtlety is the language they speak in , something you don't understand.

Spigot: I like the new Barbie movie. That is my answer to that statement.

Moe: Pfft Typical.

Spigot: Shut it!

Don: Oh, you make me so angry!

Dander: ...I like that movie too, sir.

[velvet-vox]

My first pipeline of future ideas.

I'm currently working on a part 2 to my "The complete and utter alienation of Tai Lung" post, and at this point in time, I've come up with various ideas for what I want to write in the future and wanted to share those ideas with you all to get a feedback on what do you want me to focus first.

Here's the list:

The dark side of Steampunk: Nox. (Made Qilby, made Oropo, so of course the mummy grandpa had to come out at some point. This one in particular is inspired by a Schnee video where he talks about the deeper meaning of Steampunk and why it is the way it is.)

My Murder Drones rewrite. (I've separated the show into three seasons and made season 1 self conclusive, thus fixing the rushed feeling of the current season.)

My top 10 favourite female villains of all time. (The counterpart to my male tier list, this one is even spicier as it contains some truly unusual picks.)

La mia top 10 migliori cattivi maschi di tutti i tempi. (The Italian translation of the aforementioned tier list, for Italian readers and learners.)

Oropo; the ideology of power behind being god: part 3 (I don't even know if this is going to be the final part, I actually have more to say about Oropo than I've ever expected.)

Also, while these are all of the ideas I'll be working on in the immediate future, I also have some more concepts that I'm not motivated about but could still tackle if I see there's some interest in the comments:

The paradoxical nature of Qilby: Part 3 (While I love Qilby, I don't have a lot of things to say about him when compared to Oropo; part of the appeal of Qilby, at least for me, is how much my interpretation of his character varies from that of other people. I could still gush about him if you all want me to.)

Theory+Analysis, is Cyn going to be redeemed? (I gave up on this idea when I realised I don't have the necessary understanding or interest of Cyn to pull it off, plus, I prefer to analyse what's already there rather than what might happen in the future.)

Why I think Doll prefers to kill children. (Wanted to write this before episode 7, I'm less motivated now but I could never say no to Doll content when it drops, even if I'm the one dropping it. It's about that scene where Doll thanks Khan for raising Uzi.)

More DuckTales 2017 content: despite being one of the highlighted interests of the channel, the only thing I've ever talked about was that shout-out to Lunaris fans. I could fix that if someone gives me any ideas.

[emophobix]

Considering uzi N and V have animal plushies (crow, dog, cat), what do you think the parental polycule's animals would be? :3

this one had my brain thinking for a while

khan would 100% be a raccoon. he is my little trash panda, nothing more and nothing less

nori would be a bat, i kinda had trouble with this one since i was also stuck between a wolf but i think a bat matches more

yeva would be a bunny. i am still having trouble with hers and this is the best i got . we can make her a flemish giant if that helps MOTH. SHE ISA MOTH.

doll’s dad/whatever you call him is a texas longhorn and i am being 100% serious. have you seen the longhorn cow plush by build a bear?? that is him. he is a cutie

[azalea-romanoff]

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[willdoesstuff72]

hey everyone

i know this post is gonna be very different from my usual content but i really wanna do this because

it'd be funny.

so, i am here to announce that i am making a vs. tournament

it's just gonna be your basic "who would win tourney"

it'll work how you expect, with each "battle" being a simple who would win poll.

so uhhhhhh

here's the bracket.

(also uhh spoilers for a deltarune chapter 4 miniboss)

ROUND 1:

FIGHT 1

Ferryman (Ultrakill)

VS

S2 Invincible (INVINCIBLE)

FIGHT 2

Joe Swanson (Family Guy)

VS

Redead ( The Legend Of Zelda)

FIGHT 3

Frozone (The Incredibles)

VS

Mud (The Gaslight District)

FIGHT 4

Morty (Rick & Morty)

VS

Muscle Man (Regular Show)

FIGHT 5

Niko (Onshot)

VS

Makima (Chainsaw Man)

FIGHT 6

Hastune Miku (Vocaloid?)

VS

Soos (Gravity Falls)

FIGHT 7

Gran Crood (The Croods)

VS

Crazy Dave (Plants Vs. Zombies)

FIGHT 8

Kronk (The Emperors New Groove)

VS

Mordred (Fate/Apocrypha)

FIGHT 9

Yuji Itadori (Jujutsu Kaisen)

VS

Patrick Star (Spongebob Squarepants)

FIGHT 10

Weird Al Yankovic (Life)

VS

Benny (Lego Movie)

FIGHT 11

Steve (A Minecraft Movie)

VS

Withered Bonnie (Five Nights At Freddy's)

FIGHT 12

Astolfo (Fate/Apocrypha)

VS

Khan Doorman (Murder Drones)

FIGHT 13

Deadpool (Marvel)

VS

Knuckles (Sonic The Hedgehog)

FIGHT 14

Pokey (Earthbound/Mother 2)

VS

Mr. Burns (The Simpsons)

FIGHT 15

Zant (The Legend Of Zelda)

VS

Panda (Jujutsu Kaisen)

FIGHT 16

Captain Cold (DC)

VS

Rex Splode (INVINCIBLE)

FIGHT 17

Agent P. (Phineas & Ferb)

VS

Barack Obama (Life)

FIGHT 18

Caine (The Amazing Digital Circus)

VS

Scout (Team Fortress 2)

FIGHT 19

Jackenstein (Deltarune)

VS

Papyrus (Undertale)

FIGHT 20

Bowser (Super Mario)

VS

THR-1000 "Earthmover" (ULTRAKILL)

FIGHT 21

Tai Lung (Kung Fu Panda)

VS

Ash's Pikachu (Pokémon Anime)

FIGHT 22

Scooby-Doo (Scooby-Doo)

VS

Lorax (Dr. Suess)

FIGHT 23

King K. Rool (Donkey Kong)

VS

Snoopy (Peanuts)

FIGHT 24

Captain Underpants (Captain Underpants)

VS

King Dedede (Kirby)

(first poll is tomorrow)